DONKEY: Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested AGAINAfter Sniffing Woman’s Behind Inside A Walgreens Store

Summary

The Breakfast Club

Episode: DONKEY: Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested AGAIN After Sniffing Woman’s Behind Inside A Walgreens Store

Date: August 25, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, and Charlamagne tha God

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Episode Overview

This episode’s main theme is the infamous recurring “Donkey of the Day” segment, with Charlamagne tha God spotlighting the bizarre case of a man, Khalees Crowder, dubbed the “serial butt-sniffer.” Crowder was arrested again for sniffing a woman’s behind inside a Walgreens in Burbank, California. The hosts use the incident to riff on society’s response to repeat offenders, rehabilitation for unusual compulsions, and the difficulty in legislating or curing deviant behaviors. The segment ends with a transition into an open discussion about crime rates and public feelings vs. data around urban safety.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Donkey of the Day: The Serial Butt-Sniffer (02:16-08:03)

• Charlamagne introduces Khalees Crowder as Donkey of the Day after getting arrested again for the same crime: sniffing women’s behinds in public.
  • "Now, you might remember that name because I just gave him donkey of the day a couple of weeks ago for being a serial sniffer. Seats. OK?...You think that's the same thing until you realize Dr. Umar and Jennifer Lopez sat in that chair on the same day. But let's stick to the matter at hand." (03:00)
• Plays a news report summarizing Crowder's arrest and status as a repeat offender and registered sex offender.
• Charlamagne has fun with euphemisms for butts and behinds, seemingly reveling in the absurdity of the criminal's repeated offenses.
  • "This man was allegedly caught inhaling the aroma of anus again." (04:29)
  • "He was in Nordstrom's indulging in the fragrance of dookie and Gabbana. Light brown." (04:39)
• The hosts humorously debate if there can ever be an 'appropriate' way to sniff someone’s behind, obviously concluding there is not.
• Charlamagne riffs on what society should do:
  • "We have to decide as a society who we keeping and who we deporting. Okay? This man clearly needs some form of rehabilitation. But how do you rehabilitate someone for being the lord of the centerings?" (05:22)
  • "Is there a class you can take for that? I want doctors to start examining his brain. Now, why is he wired like this?" (05:30)
• The hosts joke about possible “rehabilitation” methods, with Charlamagne suggesting maybe the only way is to subject the offender to the same thing in prison:
  • "Maybe law enforcement needs to hire some of those freaky ass inmates to start coming up behind Khalis while he's locked up and have them sniff his musty muffler, okay? How would you like it when someone got their nose in your funk trunk?" (06:32)
• Notable banter on the boundaries of humor and taste, especially around Charlamagne’s French ‘accent’ and his references to “dookie and Gabbana” and “cologne de colon.”
  • "Cologne the calling colon. Yes. How do you rehabilitate a man for that? Okay, you don't. This is a different type of crack addiction, all right?" (06:06)

Memorable Quotes:

• Angela Yee: "All the ass." (06:02)
• Charlamagne: "It's all fun and games until people are sticking their nose in your business. And by business, I mean your fecal fragrance factory, AKA your boonki." (06:48)
• Hunter (Guest): "Of that word dookie." (07:28)

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2. Sidebar: Humor and Cultural Commentary (07:28-07:59)

• The crew lightly debates the use of the word “dookie,” joking about its potency as an insult and poking fun at each other's accents.
  • "Telling somebody they smell like dookie is like, damn, yes." (07:30)
  • Angela Yee pokes at Charlamagne’s attempt at a French accent, leading to laughter over his accidental “African” sound.

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3. Societal Discussion: Data vs. Feelings on Crime (08:03-09:58)

• Transition into a more serious, open forum: Should the National Guard be sent to cities with high crime?
• Charlamagne highlights a gap between reported crime statistics (data) and everyday people's feelings about their safety.
  • "Data says crime has been dropping in Baltimore... But then you talk to some people on the street, and they'd be like, no, things are bad here. Right, right. So what matters more, feelings or data?" (08:16)
• Angela Yee notes that despite statistics, recent news stories and personal experience often override the data for people's sense of security.
• Metaphor about weight loss and data: "You can be £500 and lose 200, but you're still fat." (09:05)
• Listeners are invited to call and weigh in: Is deploying the National Guard to address crime a solution they'd support?

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Charlamagne tha God:

  • "How do you rehabilitate someone for being the lord of the centerings?" (05:22)
  • “Maybe law enforcement needs to hire some of those freaky ass inmates to start coming up behind Khalis while he's locked up and have them sniff his musty muffler, okay?” (06:32)

• Angela Yee:

  • “Stop using communities for metaphors.” (09:22)

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Important Timestamps

• 02:16 — “Donkey of the Day” introduction
• 03:54 — ABC 7 Eyewitness News report on Khalees Crowder's latest arrest
• 05:22 — Charlamagne discusses societal responses and the limits of rehabilitation
• 06:32 — Extreme humor about possible retribution and rehabilitation
• 08:03 — Transition to open phone lines/discussion on crime rates and National Guard
• 09:05 — Quote about weight loss/data metaphor
• 09:32 — Phone lines open for audience engagement on city crime

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Tone & Style

The segment maintains a blend of biting humor, cultural slang, and candid social commentary, hallmarks of The Breakfast Club. The discussion is irreverent, at times outrageous, but ultimately points toward broader questions of rehabilitation, public safety, and how people process crime and risk in urban America. The humor—especially Charlamagne’s—pushes boundaries with wordplay, euphemisms, and comedic analogies.

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Takeaways

• Society struggles with how to handle recidivist, deviant behavior that resists easy categorization or rehabilitation.
• Even with hard data showing improvements, perceptions of safety and crime are shaped by personal experience and sensational incidents.
• The Breakfast Club uses humor and real talk to interrogate both the absurd and the serious, inviting their audience to reflect and respond.

Transcript

[Charlamagne tha God]

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Council with the donkey it's time for Donkey of the Day. There's a bunch of donkeys around here with the Hee Haw. Yes you are a donkey. What the hell? What the hell is some donkey? Today's just sell himself Charlemagne. Give it to him Breakfast club all day. Give it to him.

[Angela Yee]

Oh man. Charlamagne.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Who you giving donkey today? Well rob 49 donkey today for Monday August 25th goes to a 38 year old California man named Khalees Karen Crowder. Now, you might remember that name because I just gave him donkey of the day a couple of weeks ago for being a serial sniffer. Seats. Okay? By the way, when I say sneak seats, I mean actual asses, okay? Buttocks, the butt behind, rear end, the backside, the doo doo maker. See, the reason I'm stressing that is because y' all get online and say charlamagne. I know you not talking. You sniffed someone's seat. Yes, I did. An actual seat. Okay? Jennifer Lopez came to the Breakfast Club once, way, way, way, way, way back in the day. And I sniffed chair she was sitting in. And people think that's the same as Khalees Karen Crowder walking up behind women and sticking his nose in cheek filet on a Sunday. You think that's the same thing until you realize Dr. Umar and Jennifer Lopez sat in that chair on the same day. But let's stick to the matter at hand. Exactly. Let's stick to the matter at hand. Okay. Khalees Crowder. All right. The butt snip. Butt sniffing bandit has once again been arrested for smelling that rump roast that was cooking in the oven. Okay. This man was arrested for the same crime less than a month ago. I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to ABC 7 Eyewitness News for the report. Please.

[ABC 7 Eyewitness News Reporter]

To a disturbing story of a registered sex offender who has been arrested again. He made headlines for sniffing women in the past. 38 year old Kelise Crowder was rearrested Wednesday after reports of yet another sniffing incident at a Walgreens in Burbank. This is video of prior incidents. You can see him coming up behind that woman. Crowder was already on parole and and has a documented history of similar arrests for lewd conduct in both Glendale and Burbank dating back to 2021. Crowder has been charged with a felony and is now being held without bail.

[Charlamagne tha God]

This man was allegedly caught inhaling the aroma of anus again. Okay. This man allegedly was sniffing a woman's boonky at a Walgreens in Burbank. And then this man got arrested for the exact same thing. On July 22nd. He was in Nordstrom's indulging in the fragrance of dookie and Gabbana. Light brown. Light brown too, by the. Okay. What's funny about this story is the way police describe it. Okay. They say while in the woman's section, the suspect was observed following a female customer crouching near her and engaging in lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks. Now, I could be wrong, but is there an appropriate way to do it that I don't know about? I don't think there is an appropriate way to walk up to women in the department store and sniff their cake factory. Now, he's already a registered sex offender with a documented history of similar arrests for lewd conduct dating back to 2021. You just heard that in the news. He's been charged with one count of loitering with intent to commit a crime, and his bail has been set at 100 grand. So at some point, he gonna get out. We have to decide as a society who we keeping and who we deporting. Okay? This man clearly needs some form of rehabilitation. But how do you rehabilitate someone for being the lord of the centerings? Okay, how do you get someone help for being the duke of dingleberries? Okay? He is the prince of pooch sniffers. Is there a class you can take for that? I want doctors to start examining his brain. Now, why is he wired like this? Okay, in France, they say he likes to smell of O. Diaz. Well, that translates to fragrance of feces. Okay?

[Angela Yee]

All the ass.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Yes. Cologne. De cologne. Okay. Cologne. The calling colon. Yes. How do you rehabilitate a man for that? Okay, you don't. This is a different type of crack addiction, all right? There's plenty of rehabs for fried cocaine, but there's no rehab for colonel crack with. So I really don't know what you do with this person other than maybe try to mirror effect law 44 and the 48 laws of power disarm and infuriate with the mirror effect, okay? That's what Gavin Newsom is currently doing to Trump. You can neutralize an opponent's impact by doing what they do. So maybe law enforcement needs to hire some of those freaky ass inmates to start coming up behind Khalis while he's locked up and have them sniff his musty muffler, okay? How would you like it when someone got their nose in your funk trunk? Okay? It's all fun and games until people are sticking their nose in your business. And by business, I mean your fecal fragrance factory, AKA your boonki. Please give Khalees Crowder the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones of the day. Hey, yo, dookie and cabana is funny. Like, bro, yo. People don't really understand. Like, people be sleeping on the hilarity.

[Hunter (Host of Hunting for Answers)]

Of that word dookie.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Dookie is crazy. Yeah. Telling somebody they smell like dookie is like, damn, yes.

[Angela Yee]

Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Yo, Dookie's a different stench. And what was that accent? That was not French, or was it. You sounded like you was trying to be African, but that's only because I had just finished watching Family Feud. Ghana. I was showing you.

[Angela Yee]

No, because that was far from French. I'm like, how you go straight to Ghana.

[Charlamagne tha God]

You saw what?

[Hunter (Host of Hunting for Answers)]

This man was French.

[Angela Yee]

That's crazy. All right, well, thank you for that.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Donkey of the day. Oh, dear us.

[Angela Yee]

All right, now let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Now, this morning during Front Page News, we talked about Trump sending out the National Guard to different cities.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Right.

[Angela Yee]

And we were talking about data, and we were talking about feeling.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Yeah. And I was asking a question. I was asking, you know, you know, what, what, what, what? What matters more, data are feelings because the data says that crime was dropping in D.C. the data says crime has been dropping in Baltimore. Murders are significantly down in Baltimore, according to the data. But then you talk to some people on the street, and they'd be like, no, things are bad here. Right, Right. So what matters more feelings of data.

[Angela Yee]

And the same thing with here in New York City. They say crime is bad, but you hear about, like, five people got.

[Charlamagne tha God]

No, no. You mean crime is down.

[Angela Yee]

Crime is down. Right. Crimes of crime is bad. Crime is down. But here in New York City, five people got shot over the weekend, and we hear about that deadly club shooting a couple days ago. Then there was a shooting in Times Square. It seems like it's not down. I don't know where the data doesn't feel right because here it doesn't feel safe.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Yeah, yeah. And data's never going to work for people if they don't feel it.

[Angela Yee]

Correct.

[Charlamagne tha God]

You know, data only works when you actually feel it. Like, you can tell people, like I said earlier, you can be £500 and lose 200, but you're still fat, you're.

[Angela Yee]

Still big, you're still obese.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Yes.

[Angela Yee]

So, 800-585-1051. That's why I just got in trouble.

[Charlamagne tha God]

With a fat girl. Oh, yeah, you did.

[Angela Yee]

Oh, you sure did. That's what I'm saying. Stop using communities for metaphors.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Go ahead.

[Angela Yee]

Would you want Trump to send the National Guard to your city to clean your city up?

[Charlamagne tha God]

No.

[Angela Yee]

That is the question. 800-585-1051. A lot of people feel like, yeah, my city's effed up. We need to clean it up. There's too much crime. The stolen cars, they're running in people's houses. There's too many robberies. I can't go to to the local pharmacy because everything's behind a box or a glass and I gotta find somebody in the front to open up the glass just to get deodorant. So we're asking 800-585-1051 would you want Trump to send the National Guard to your city? Let's discuss this. The Breakfast Club Good morning.

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