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Hold up.
Gary Owen
Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.
DJ Envy
It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Lon laros is here as well. We got a special guest in the building.
Charlamagne Tha God
Our guy. And we got to congratulate him finally, man.
Gary Owen
He is finally.
Charlamagne Tha God
After all these years.
Gary Owen
Gary Owen is on. He is on Netflix, ladies and gentlemen. Gary Owen is on Netflix. Yeah. Take that, Robbie. That's the guy that makes all the decisions for the standup specials. Nobody ever wants to say his name, but he always says no, so him. Robbie Pro.
Charlamagne Tha God
Robbie Pro.
Gary Owen
I'm kidding. I don't know.
DJ Envy
Would that be so funny if they.
Gary Owen
Banned this episode just because about that I like.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's not upload this one.
DJ Envy
That's funny.
Charlamagne Tha God
I forgot.
Gary Owen
I think I left a message on your ig. I was like, yo, I'm finally gonna be on Netflix.
DJ Envy
How you feeling?
Jess Hilarious
How are you?
Gary Owen
Good.
Charlamagne Tha God
You finally made it to Netflix, though. Thank you, Breakfast.
Gary Owen
I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank you, Breakfast Club.
Gary Owen
Feels good. Feels good.
DJ Envy
What are you looking around for?
Gary Owen
Winning right now? I'm not on the FD Files or the Diddy Files. I know. Files, man. Damn. Who are you? Good job.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I don't know. I didn't look, really, because they got that. That tip line and the tip line, you can just call in and say whatever.
Gary Owen
Wow. Well, spoke too soon.
DJ Envy
Gary, I am.
Gary Owen
I'm proud of you.
DJ Envy
I told you last time you were here, the clips that you have been uploading have been hilarious.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, my God.
DJ Envy
I think people are. If they haven't seen you because you sell out so many shows, but if they haven't, they get a chance to see what your show is like and hilarious, man. I love seeing you live doing comedy.
Gary Owen
Thanks. I moved on from the comedy clubs, so now I'm in the theaters. Well, congratulations.
Jess Hilarious
Strictly theaters.
Gary Owen
I've been do it, but you mix it up. You like Comic Club. But now it's just. I couldn't go at that pace. We were doing like, 10, 11 shows at the club. So like, Saturday, I'm at the. In Brooklyn at the Kings Theater.
DJ Envy
King's Theater.
Gary Owen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Boston, Friday. I don't know. I think I got to hire cities.
Jess Hilarious
I love that.
DJ Envy
Congrats, man. Sold out yet? All sold out.
Gary Owen
Most of them have been sold out.
DJ Envy
That's amazing.
Gary Owen
I think the only one that I don't Know what happened in Tucson? Tucson was packed, but it wasn't sold.
Jess Hilarious
Arizona.
Gary Owen
Yeah. It was a Sunday, though. There's some gem show. They said. Okay. Yeah, I just felt like saying it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know.
Gary Owen
Know our feelings, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
To who, though? Like, are you insulting anybody?
Gary Owen
No, just Earth. It's a cancer culture before it happens.
Charlamagne Tha God
There's no such thing as canceled people culture. They try.
Gary Owen
Yeah, they're still trying.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think it's more outrage culture. People get mad on social media and then, you know, everybody moves on to something else.
Podcast Host
Yeah, when have they tried to cancel you?
Gary Owen
Huh?
Podcast Host
When did they try to. I. I haven't seen you try to.
Gary Owen
Oh, yeah, they did. Special needs came after me hardcore. Oh, my God, the Special Olympics.
Nissan/J.D. Power Advertiser
Oh, yeah.
Gary Owen
I'm not in that community.
Charlamagne Tha God
What happened?
DJ Envy
How they come.
Gary Owen
I got a. I. It's so funny. I got a special needs cousin.
Charlamagne Tha God
Did you hear what she just.
Gary Owen
Yeah, no, I know. I saw it. I caught it.
Charlamagne Tha God
What?
Gary Owen
I caught it. I didn't see it.
Podcast Host
That didn't come across my timeline.
Gary Owen
That was a while ago. You can Google it. It's on there. Because they flew me to dc, I had to speak with all these special needs people. It was wild. Oh, my God.
Jess Hilarious
How was that?
Gary Owen
They were trying to tell me how to tell my jokes. I was like, you're kidding me right now, right?
Jess Hilarious
Oh, wow. So for them to understand. They want you to sell a certain way for them to understand, right?
Gary Owen
No, I did a joke in 2013 in my special.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just stand up and do it.
Gary Owen
No, no, no. Well, it's because I said the R word is what the really was.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, gotcha.
Gary Owen
They said, I. I said in my special. But in my special, I use it as a description, not a put down. Like, I got a cousin Tina, she's retarded. I got a cousin Joey, he's tall.
Charlamagne Tha God
Guys, it's a description. It wasn't a put down.
Gary Owen
I was putting context to the joke.
Charlamagne Tha God
Also, the word is in the dictionary. That's what I don't understand. Like, it's an actual word. It's not blur.
Gary Owen
Well, here's what got me. The special came out in 2013, and it wasn't especially these people. It's their advocates that came after me, okay? They came after me in 2016. I was like, and you're calling them slow. The special was out for three years.
Charlamagne Tha God
Where you been?
Gary Owen
Like, why would you get mad at something that had been out for three years? But they're slow. Okay? That made no sense. Like, they were like, don't say the joke anymore, I go, the joke's been dead. What are we talking about right now?
DJ Envy
Oh, my gosh.
Angela Yee
And they.
Gary Owen
And they. I was the perfect level of celebrity come after because I wasn't big enough that I could say f off, but I was big enough that they can get some press behind it. Got you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Gary Owen
And the only reason we met with them is because I had the reality show at the time. They were calling, like, the advertisers, basically, like, well, we won't advertise on a show, and stuff like that. So that's. That's why I met with them. And then my publicist created some fake apology that they read.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm glad you brought that up, because I told Jeff the other day, I said, you going to a lunch? Yeah, she had said something. She said.
Gary Owen
I don't remember.
Jess Hilarious
No, I didn't say anything about them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because that can happen. You can end up at a lunch apologizing.
DJ Envy
You went to a lunch?
Gary Owen
I was at. It wasn't a lunch. It was like. It was weird because it was like they put every. Every level of. Of special needs in the room. They had. But they had a black guy, a black girl, a white guy, a white girl, and it was all the gamuts. It was the one that looked like it, the one that didn't look like it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cool.
Gary Owen
You know?
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Gary Owen
It was a lot.
Charlamagne Tha God
What were you supposed to learn?
Gary Owen
I have no idea. What got me was I'm not getting to imitate him. But when he tried to tell me how to tell my joke, I went.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, there's a whole lot of special needs person trying to tell you.
Gary Owen
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's so bad. You just describe it. I go, then you guys got to tell me what's funny. Because if I have a cousin and she does something funny, how am I supposed to address it? Just. No, I said, I can't. I can't do it. Yeah, I can't go there. It was. It was a lot. And I'm sitting here looking like this. If you like me telling LeBron how to shoot a jumper.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Podcast Host
That was years ago, right?
Gary Owen
Ten years ago.
Angela Yee
So.
Podcast Host
But that's. So that's. The last time you was canceled.
Gary Owen
They tried to cancel me.
Podcast Host
Okay. Yeah.
Gary Owen
So then you're good. You keep.
Podcast Host
You said it like it was, like, recent stuff. Oh.
Gary Owen
I mean, we just did the 2016, 2026 challenge.
Nissan/J.D. Power Advertiser
Right.
Gary Owen
I remember. Brought it back. But it feels good to be here during Black History Month.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, why?
Gary Owen
Yeah, I don't know, it just feels right.
DJ Envy
So what are you doing? What are you doing for Black History Month?
Gary Owen
Just cranking out more mixed babies.
Charlamagne Tha God
You've been getting back to the community for a long time.
Gary Owen
A lot.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, you have. You have.
Gary Owen
Yeah, you have. I know what you want.
Charlamagne Tha God
Number two with the new girl.
Gary Owen
We had twins.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, yeah. Twins.
Gary Owen
Yes.
Julian Edelman
Damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what it was.
Gary Owen
Yes, it was two for one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow.
Podcast Host
Is she pregnant again?
Gary Owen
No.
Podcast Host
Oh, okay. You said. Because you said cranking out more mixed baby.
Charlamagne Tha God
I didn't know.
Gary Owen
I just had two.
Podcast Host
I didn't know if you meant you. She was expecting.
Nissan/J.D. Power Advertiser
I didn't.
Gary Owen
Oh. We might try again. I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
You think maturity makes comedians sharper or more careful? Because like you. Like you said, you got a fresh new set of twins. And I was having this conversation with a comedian friend the other day, and he was like, nah, man, I got mouths of feet, so. Whoa.
Gary Owen
That sound like Rip Michaels right there. Sound like Rip Michaels. Exactly like him.
Charlamagne Tha God
He was saying that. Saying that he got to be more careful. So what do you think?
Gary Owen
I think whatever you say, you just. There's. There could be repercussions that come with it. I think comedians should be able to say what they want. But just know if you say that, there could be repercussions. I think just like we're talking about the special needs. The problem is when people go to a show, if they. If they like, if they have a special needs cousin or son, they think you're talking directly to them.
Julian Edelman
Right.
Gary Owen
We're not. We don't know.
Jess Hilarious
You got.
Gary Owen
You know this. The trans community is a big thing now, too. Like, we don't.
DJ Envy
Shut up. Just. Sorry. Go.
Jess Hilarious
This is crazy.
Gary Owen
Making sure you don't jump in. I'm protected. I'm protected. Happening. Oh, no, no. I thought it was Jesse.
Julian Edelman
Hilarious.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was you in the room with J.
Gary Owen
What was that? What was that? She was falling. Shut up.
Podcast Host
Oh, my God.
Jess Hilarious
I was not expecting what he said.
Gary Owen
What was that?
DJ Envy
Do you stay away from any jokes concerning your ex. Your ex wife?
Gary Owen
And honestly, it doesn't really come up anymore. It's so in the past. Something you posted. Right. Yeah, that was good. But that's off the cuff. That's not written jokes. Okay, so obviously people yell stuff. Every now and then you address it. But there's never. Here's the thing. There's never malicious intent. Yeah, it's just a joke.
Jess Hilarious
But that. That was funny. And did you really think Africa was a country?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Gary Owen
Yeah, I messed up on that one. Yeah, I Messed up, crazy. It was a bit that these girls were diplomats from Africa because I have a. I have a very diverse fan base.
DJ Envy
It wasn't real.
Gary Owen
No. They were just sitting in the front.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, it was.
Gary Owen
And they asked, what do you do? And they said, we're diplomats from Africa. And I said something like, oh, the country, it's like, it's a continent. I go, okay, you got me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Gary Owen
I really thought it was a country.
Jess Hilarious
So you do. You do a lot of crowd work. Right. But now that you're in theaters, how is that gonna work?
Gary Owen
I still do it. Here's the thing, I. You could say a lot. We just were rolling all the time. The camera guys are rolling. So you'll get like a two minute clip. But I give them an hour of material. But we might mess with the audience a little bit. Clubs are easier too, because they're right there and they're looking theaters a little tougher because if they're not lit, you can't see a lot.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Gary Owen
And you know, they get farther back and you gotta make sure the audience knows what you're talking about.
Charlamagne Tha God
A club.
Gary Owen
They can see you. They know who you're talking about. In the theater, if you're in the balcony, you don't know what's going on the front row. But like somebody comes in late, somebody does a funny laugh, you know, you still get the. The crowd works just. You don't get 10 shows to clip it up.
DJ Envy
You feel like you lose your edge.
Gary Owen
Yeah, never lose my edge. When you're the best.
DJ Envy
Shows us.
Gary Owen
When you're the best. When you're the best, you don't lose.
Podcast Host
Your edge on Netflix. Now you talking crazy.
Julian Edelman
Boom.
Gary Owen
Look at me. No special not needed. Yeah. What's those prices in today's price?
Charlamagne Tha God
Been putting him on YouTube though.
Gary Owen
That's all I need. I don't need. I got. My next special is coming out March 7th on YouTube. No, it's called no Hard Feelings. So we're just. I'm just filming like I had two specials out last year and I'm going to do two specials this year. So we filmed the last one two weeks ago in D.C. and then we're going to do another one in December. So we'll. We're just going to crank them out. And the good. Where I'm at now is good because I don't have to submit to Netflix. And wait, I'm like, look, here it is. We're putting on YouTube March 7th. If you want to take it off my hands. That's Fine. But you got to do so by March 7th or we're putting on YouTube. You know what I mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
But you built a whole career without Netflix, so do you feel like that proves you don't need them, or does it still feel like that missing Infinity Stone? Like, I need that.
Gary Owen
I don't need it. It does feel like a birthday party I wasn't invited to. Yeah, like I was in. Like you're in elementary school and all your. Your friends got invited. You're just like, dang, I'm not invited. Yeah, but I.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't you feel that way about diddy parties?
Gary Owen
No, I went to some ditty parties. Nightclubs. Never the house. Yeah, No, I never felt that way.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
And they still haven't told you why they don't want your special on Netflix. Was there a reason? Did you have a conversation?
Gary Owen
Does it matter?
DJ Envy
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Gary Owen
They're going to lie to you. No. Cuz I'll tell you. But I'll put like this one time. Netflix told me they couldn't do the special because they. Their money was out. They had spent all their money on specials that year. But then Matt R. Got one, and I went, he deserved it, though. He. He. Tickets went through the roof. You'd be stupid not to give him one. Right? So this is a knock on him, but I was like, I thought the money ran out.
Charlamagne Tha God
What if they paid him before you heard the announcement?
Gary Owen
No, this all just happened. I talked to his people. Eric Griffin does most of his directs, most of it. He's a comedian. So I talk to Eric all the time. So I just ask him. So that was a BS Answer. Now Hulu's getting in the standup space, right? Hulu said, when we submit it for Hulu, they said we're going off Netflix analytics. So we're like, Bill Burr went over to Hulu and stuff like that. So they're like, if you don't have a Netflix special, we don't know what numbers he's bringing to the table. Hulu don't want you. But. But I believe just got a Hulu special. He never had a special.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
So that was bullshit. So it doesn't matter the reason. They're just going to B.S. you and you're going to drive yourself crazy. So just do it on your own.
Jess Hilarious
So do you believe that you're whiteballed in some way?
Gary Owen
Could be White ball?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. No, because that's. That's so happening.
Gary Owen
You're like, yeah, it doesn't. That's the thing. It doesn't matter. At this point, the YouTube's fine. Facebook's where all the people don't realize Facebook's work. I built a big part of my fan base. That's where I got the most followers, the most interaction.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Gary Owen
I got one video. It's got like 80 million.
Charlamagne Tha God
80 million.
Gary Owen
And so. And it was. It was in Baltimore at the county factory. It was. I imitated like four people at the same time. And I didn't. I forgot about it. We did in February last year and we didn't post it till July. And I remember my. The guy does my videos. He was like, yo, I think we got something here. I said, really? He goes, yeah, it's like you're imitating four people at the same time. He goes, but it's like seamless, but in the moment, you don't realize it. You're just going on with your set.
Jess Hilarious
Right.
Gary Owen
But then when it aired, when we posted it, it. It's rare. You get a clip that hits on every platform. It hit on YouTube, it hit on Twitter, it hit on Instagram, it hit on TikTok. I was like, damn, this thing hit everywhere. And then we did the numbers and we're like, dude, we're like 80 million right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow.
Gary Owen
On the three minute clip.
Charlamagne Tha God
So listen, when these companies give you like, no. Do they give you like polite no's or like, like, you know, we love you, just not right now, Gary.
Gary Owen
Or I don't know. I just hear it from my agent or manager.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
I don't hear it from the meetings. Yeah, yeah. I'm not talking to them. Yeah, but they don't really. They don't really give a response. There's no, like, offer or anything, so. But it's. It's fine. Now YouTube.
Jess Hilarious
I know Baltimore DC loves you don't.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sound like you don't. You don't sound like. It's fine guy.
Podcast Host
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You don't say that confidently.
Gary Owen
I don't know.
Jess Hilarious
I think he actually is happy because he's still.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because I've heard people talk about YouTube and Facebook with confidence, like, you know what I'm saying? With confidence.
Gary Owen
I thought he did start over. That.
DJ Envy
Does it make you feel any way, like. Because I know. I'm sure you watch some comedian specials on Netflix.
Gary Owen
There's a couple.
DJ Envy
And you. And I know you probably said they're trash and like, I would have killed it. Does that, does that bother you at all?
Gary Owen
No, not really.
DJ Envy
Without saying names, of course not really.
Podcast Host
I mean, I was going.
Gary Owen
We can say themselves. I mean, one of them came up Here. And was angry.
Podcast Host
Oh.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nate.
Gary Owen
Nate Leonard.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, Monique. Oh, wow.
Gary Owen
Wow.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's crazy. Monique. Slander. Gary.
Gary Owen
I didn't say your name.
Charlamagne Tha God
You did, and we ain't doing it. Nope, nope. No, Monique. I didn't watch.
Gary Owen
I didn't. I don't watch a lot of specials. You watch clips, but then you hear the Internet will tell you, this one's fire. This one's garbage. Can't go. I didn't say your name. You guys said your name.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, you said Leonard. We know what that means. It's right there on the wall actually screaming Leonard on the wall. Right there on the wall. Yes.
Gary Owen
You made Gary Owen make the wall.
Charlamagne Tha God
Gary is on the wall.
Podcast Host
We have any white?
Jess Hilarious
We don't have nobody white but Kendrick.
Gary Owen
That is not.
Jess Hilarious
That is not him.
Gary Owen
Never had a beard. Oh, my God.
Podcast Host
Oh, there's a white guy that sho.
Gary Owen
Right there.
Jess Hilarious
No, With a beard.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's Claud Anderson.
Gary Owen
That's Claud Anderson.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, Gary is on the wall.
Gary Owen
No, I'm not.
Charlamagne Tha God
The.
Gary Owen
The Takashi one should have been on here. That was a classic interview.
Jess Hilarious
Wow. No, that. That would have been funny to get.
Gary Owen
I swear.
Charlamagne Tha God
I thought Gary was on.
Gary Owen
No, I'm not on the wall. Charlemagne. No, you did not.
Charlamagne Tha God
Him dressed up as the cost.
Gary Owen
That was a good one.
Jess Hilarious
That was funny.
Gary Owen
That was money. That was money. Yeah, that was money in the bank right there.
Charlamagne Tha God
We got room for it.
Gary Owen
I was. I was in makeup for, like, three hours.
Charlamagne Tha God
We got room for it.
Jess Hilarious
Committed. Yo, look. So put me right next to Monique.
Podcast Host
Oh, God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Did she get on your ass this week?
Gary Owen
Right? I know she will. I didn't say her name, though. You did.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, but she was hitting at it.
Gary Owen
No, I'm saying what I heard.
Charlamagne Tha God
Maybe we should believe her name. Neither one of us need that.
Gary Owen
Yeah, yeah. We don't. We're going to. Yeah, Wanda Sykes had a garbage one too. We'll just throw another one out there.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why all black women?
Gary Owen
Some more garbage. Let's attack all of them. You go all of them.
Podcast Host
No. Counterparts.
Gary Owen
No, we're not doing that today. It's Attack on Black Women Day.
Charlamagne Tha God
We were texting. You told me that you didn't like Matt Rice.
Gary Owen
Yeah, garbage. They're all garbage. Actually, you know what? If you're gonna go in, go in on all of them. Mike Epps, latest one.
Julian Edelman
Terrible.
Podcast Host
Oh, my God.
Gary Owen
Delusional garbage.
Charlamagne Tha God
Very high rated.
Gary Owen
Oh, Donnell's garbage. His whole career is garbage. There's nothing without Dave Chappelle.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
He wore a Dave Chappelle necklace on your show. Where's the R?
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
Donnell Rollins.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
You're gonna wear a C and your name starts with R. You know it's gonna be funny.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm gonna send him this now, Gary, so it's out of context.
Gary Owen
They're all garbage. He gonna go live. Chappelle specials are garbage. All of them. Gary.
Charlamagne Tha God
Gary.
Gary Owen
All of them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah.
Gary Owen
Sticks and stones may break my bones.
Charlamagne Tha God
That was. That was fire.
Gary Owen
Terrible. Stole all of it. What? I heard all of it. No, I'm not. There's no way they're all garbage.
DJ Envy
I'm sorry.
Gary Owen
Tell me your favorite Netflix special of all time.
DJ Envy
Dave Chappelle.
Gary Owen
Which one? All of them Amazing Kevin Hart garbage.
Jess Hilarious
Your white ass is on the road, Gary.
Gary Owen
I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Gary Owen
All of them are garbage.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris Rock Tambourine garbage.
Gary Owen
Tony's funnier. Why I do agree with that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tony is funnier.
Gary Owen
Andrew shows the garbage IVF for an hour. Speak about something else. We know your wife got a whatever up her cooch. Garbage. Yo.
Jess Hilarious
This is crazy.
Podcast Host
Enjoy this white outrage.
Jess Hilarious
I am too.
Gary Owen
Give me another one. I'll tell you exactly what the special was about.
Jess Hilarious
This is great.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who else did I.
Jess Hilarious
Because they always say black people. We go in on each other, but they always say white people don't ever.
Gary Owen
Go in on their own.
Jess Hilarious
Or nobody else.
Gary Owen
Give me another one.
DJ Envy
Who else?
Angela Yee
White.
Gary Owen
Yo. Garbage. I'll tell you what it was about.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, Nate Jackson.
Gary Owen
Oh, my God. The half crowd work, half Jersey, every city guy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
He's garbage too.
DJ Envy
That was terrible.
Gary Owen
He's act like it was all that shitty Spears.
Jess Hilarious
You think Aries Spears is funny?
Gary Owen
Awful.
Jess Hilarious
He's hilarious.
Gary Owen
Stole Nate Jackson's whole vibe.
Jess Hilarious
Shut up.
Gary Owen
All of it.
Jess Hilarious
Even if he did, he's funnier.
Gary Owen
Nate Jackson used to wear Yankee caps. And then Aries took it.
Podcast Host
Cat William got one coming up. What you think?
Charlamagne Tha God
Garbage.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, stop.
Gary Owen
Terrible. He's talking about farm animals or some. Oh, my God. Nobody wants to hear that. Black community doesn't want to hear about farm animals on a farm.
Jess Hilarious
We actually should, because Terrible.
Gary Owen
They're all terrible. Until I get one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you think not having a Netflix special made people underestimate you? Or did it free you? Cuz now you know you don't have to chase the industry no more. You on YouTube and everything else. That's right.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Gary Owen
I don't need them. They need me.
Charlamagne Tha God
You haven't said that confidently yet. You haven't said that confidently not one time.
Gary Owen
This whole never going to see this look. Look, I know it hurts. It's like this I know, man. It hurt.
Jess Hilarious
Damn.
Gary Owen
Why you made me go there?
Charlamagne Tha God
But why do people act like they don't want one when they know they do?
Gary Owen
I think. No, I. I. Ali Sediq.
Charlamagne Tha God
Fire.
Jess Hilarious
Fire. Garbage.
Podcast Host
Always.
Gary Owen
He's not even on Netflix. Oh, that's right. He's good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I was.
Jess Hilarious
I was 85, so.
Gary Owen
All three of them, terrible hacks.
DJ Envy
Did you watch Eddie Murphy special?
Gary Owen
That was good. That was good.
Julian Edelman
Yeah.
Gary Owen
Yeah. I mean, here's the thing, though. The good thing about doing on your own is it. It's gonna be when it happens. I'm sure it'll happen. Netflix will call. Maybe not after this interview.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is a weird manifestation you're doing, but you spent 30 minutes saying how much you don't want it. Now you're saying you want it.
Gary Owen
No, I don't. I said they're gonna call, okay? And I'm gonna be like, I need a bigger number. You know? And I only think that would be a tough sell from what I've heard from guys that got it. Like, when I was talking to Nate and other people about when they got an epic special is like, submitting your material to get approved by somebody in a, like, office.
DJ Envy
Do you have to. I feel like they should be.
Gary Owen
Maybe Dave doesn't. Maybe he's got carte blanche. But, like, other people, they're first timers. The first time you know, I've heard, they're like. They put all these rules. Like, I think Nate was telling me Netflix was like, hey, ease up on the. On the. The clips. And he goes, yo, I gotta. I gotta put clips out. What are you talking about? And he's like, no, we want to wait, you know, And I might be speaking out of turn, but I think it's safe. It's nothing salacious.
Charlamagne Tha God
They tell us the same thing, but that would be.
Gary Owen
That would be the hardest part. Like, I remember back in the day when you're just trying to get on TV and you do those little ensemble shows where there's like four or five of you, and they'll be like, yeah, submit your material ahead of time.
Julian Edelman
Like, what?
Gary Owen
That's so difficult because a lot can happen, right? You know?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Gary Owen
So I was like, that's always difficult. So write your set down too.
Charlamagne Tha God
So Netflix called tomorrow. Would you do it or would you hit him with it now? I'm good. Just, like, heal your inner comedian.
Gary Owen
It would just depend on the price, how much you're paying, baby.
Charlamagne Tha God
Got you, got you, got you the last time.
Gary Owen
What's up?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, so it's a nice watch.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't believe you either, Gary.
Jess Hilarious
So the fact that you are not going to be in clubs anymore, and so you're not doing clubs at all, are you going to go?
Gary Owen
Not this year. I signed the Hunter City tour.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. Wow. You get to the bag, Gary. We got.
Gary Owen
So we got. We got like 45 before Meg. We do three shows a weekend, three cities a weekend. Then we're going to Australia, Europe, Canada, the summer, and then we'll come back and we'll do the rest of the country after that.
Jess Hilarious
Now, is that for, like, a better look? Because, you know, people consider when you do comedy clubs, that's not the. That's. It's like a. It's like a ladder you climb. You got comedy clubs and you got amphitheaters and you got theater and you got arenas. Right? So. But what is weird is you make more money in the clubs, you don't make more money in the theater because it's way more expensive expenses.
Podcast Host
Right.
Gary Owen
I don't know. I put me on White Boy.
Angela Yee
What's the point?
Gary Owen
My deal's nice.
DJ Envy
Well, he was saying instead of doing five shows, he could put those five shows in one theater. Just do it one time.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, I get it. But the money that comes from the five shows.
Charlamagne Tha God
But he signed you. You were like Live Nation or somebody.
Gary Owen
Icon. My touring deal goes into percentages. So my first two weeks, I was like, whoa, yeah, hello.
Charlamagne Tha God
So you get an mg and percentages.
Gary Owen
You get the guarantee. You negotiate guarantee. So, you know, you're not. You're good. And then once you. Once they hit a price point, then you're getting a percentage of the door, and you just gotta negotiate the percentage.
Podcast Host
Like, less of the, like, fight work that probably goes into figuring out comedy clubs towards.
Jess Hilarious
Right, yeah.
Gary Owen
Because, I mean, believe me, you could generate a lot of money in the comedy club. A lot. And then.
Charlamagne Tha God
But.
Gary Owen
And I've always heard this, like, the first time you go do theaters, you're just kind of getting your feet wet. So it's just like comedy clubs, the deals aren't as good, but then when you start doing. But, you know, they were. I guess Icon was kind of tracking my progression. So they. They came with a. A great offer. So I was like, yeah, yeah, 100 cities.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Gary Owen
You know what I mean? Did you have theaters? Yes, but did you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why not?
Gary Owen
Like, I'm in Albany Thursday, Boston, Friday, Brooklyn, Saturday this weekend. So we got.
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Gary Owen
That is serious.
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Gary Owen
You know what I do when I get my street burrito? I get the squirt Daisy. Yeah. And every bite.
DJ Envy
I know you.
Gary Owen
I know you.
Julian Edelman
I'm a huge sour cream guy. I love sour cream pop. So I think burritos can't live without sour cream.
Gary Owen
I completely agree with that.
Julian Edelman
They also have daisy ranch dip. I love ranch dip.
DJ Envy
It's great.
Gary Owen
I love it.
Julian Edelman
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Jess Hilarious
So you got good routing too?
DJ Envy
Like.
Gary Owen
Yeah, they routed nice.
Jess Hilarious
Right, Right. Because that also plays a part in how people buy your tickets too. Like all of it matters what you do. I was just trying to figure it out, even because for myself, me going from comedy clubs to theaters, me personally, I like the club. But for a better look, you want to. You want to move up the ladder, you do amphitheaters and all that type of stuff. But the money in the theaters is like taking a pay cut coming out of.
Gary Owen
It was like that for a while, okay?
Jess Hilarious
That's what makes me have that.
Gary Owen
No, this tour is not like that.
Jess Hilarious
Not this one. Because you've been theaters though, huh? You've been doing.
Gary Owen
I've been doing theaters, but it be like one offs or a promoter, they might do a small run or you're on an ensemble show.
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Gary Owen
But th. No, this is. This is the most money I'VE ever made in my life.
DJ Envy
They fly you private.
Gary Owen
I can fly myself private if I want to.
Jess Hilarious
That's amazing.
Gary Owen
But I don't. I'm not going to waste that money.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, that's crazy money, huh, Hunter? Shows is crazy. A lot.
Gary Owen
And every, every, like she said, every theater is different. Depends on the seats, how much tickets are, how many tickets you sell. So like we did Long beach, so Long beach, we. It was a 3,000 seater. We sold it out. We added another one. The second one we had 20, 2500. That was 5500 seats one night.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Gary Owen
You know what I mean? Houston, we're Gonna Price those 6,000 that night.
Jess Hilarious
You price your own tickets. Like you make the. Or does that.
Gary Owen
They, they t. Does that and they, they ask you what you want and then you, you kind of agree to it. Same with the comedy club. Can price yourself out.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're going to get a Netflix special after this running. I'm going tell you why. Because you know they go off ticket sales. So if you doing 100 cities, all theaters, you sell all those out, somebody going to give you a. A good deal.
DJ Envy
They'll be stupid now too.
Gary Owen
Yeah, well, you said it. I didn't. I just said all their specials are. Damn.
DJ Envy
Now, the last time you was up here, you talked about.
Gary Owen
Yeah, it's great now.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Podcast Host
Christmas together. Right.
Gary Owen
We spent every holiday. He came Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas. We were in the Bahamas. He's been with us every holiday.
Podcast Host
But when you were posting. I forget which holiday it was, but it was like the first time you had all your boys together.
Gary Owen
That was last year. That was like over a year and a half ago. He's been. Yeah, he's been around for a while now.
DJ Envy
Yeah, but your daughter's still not.
Gary Owen
Daughter's still not. You know, she's still, she's still crushing it though. She's. I, I gotta. I got a tracker on the Internet.
DJ Envy
So I don't speak at all.
Gary Owen
No, I don't have. It's just not on social media. That's what makes it tough. So I'll like Google her name and I'll find some. So something just popped up this week. So I, I know where she's at in life right now. She's killing it. She's at an Ivy League school, grad school. She's killing it.
Podcast Host
You still try and reach out.
Gary Owen
I know there's no way.
Jess Hilarious
Oh yeah.
Gary Owen
There's just no way. There's no social media. The. No, I don't know the, the phone numbers. There's just no way to. For me to reach out to right now.
DJ Envy
And you don't put your son involved. Like, hey, call your sister.
Gary Owen
I've asked him. Oh, yeah, yeah.
DJ Envy
He said no.
Gary Owen
I'm like. Without throwing people under the bus, I'm gonna keep that.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Gary Owen
Private.
DJ Envy
Gotcha.
Gary Owen
But, yeah, I've. I've asked them without making it awkward for him. He tells you what's happening. You know what I mean? So.
Charlamagne Tha God
So when she graduates, are you gonna just pop up at the graduation? Are you just.
Gary Owen
Not if I. If I know where it's at, I know it is. Yeah, I'll be there. And the day she calls, I'll be there. So I. I mean, I think it's gonna happen. I think she's just getting. From what I hear, she's just getting through her own process, getting through school right now. Once she gets out, then she'll reach out from. That's what I've heard.
DJ Envy
Now, let me ask you if. Let's say you're scheduled to shoot a Netflix special.
Gary Owen
And she calls and she calls. I'm out.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sorry.
Gary Owen
Netflix.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
All right, I'm out. Yeah, they should understand.
Podcast Host
I was going to say maybe they should go with you to document, but she probably don't want them cameras. She just started talking to you again.
Gary Owen
Yeah, yeah, she don't want that. No, I wouldn't put that through. I wouldn't put her through that anyways. But, yeah, Netflix was. I'm so good, though. Envy. I would do both. I could go see her and get back and do the special. Talk that frazzled. Yeah.
Podcast Host
That's one of them days you would fly private.
Gary Owen
Yeah, I'd figure it out. I'd figure it out. Trust me, I'd figure it out.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's. What's going on with Fresno? Like, they said, you haven't been to Fresno since 1999. And it's been headlines like, comedian Gary Owens hasn't performed in Fresno in decades. Why he's finally back. What the hell happened in Fresno that you weren't there in decades? And that was a big deal.
Gary Owen
No, that was just the. I did a newspaper article, okay. And I. That was that.
Charlamagne Tha God
We were.
Gary Owen
We kicked off the tour in Ready, Pennsylvania, but that was the. The first time I've been there since 99 for. You know, they don't have a comedy club, you know, if you're not booked there. And what's wild is when I went to Fresno in 99, I brought Gabriel Glacis to open up for me.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, no.
Gary Owen
And now he's Big special. Terrible. Joe Coy's terrible. They're all bad.
Jess Hilarious
Damn.
Gary Owen
They're all bad.
Jess Hilarious
What about Miniscalco? You don't like Maniscalco?
Gary Owen
Oh, hack acting like some Italian. He's Puerto Rican.
Charlamagne Tha God
I heard that, though. What? True.
DJ Envy
Shut up.
Charlamagne Tha God
He was really Puerto Rico.
Jess Hilarious
No, you didn't.
Gary Owen
He's a liar.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
No, he is. No. That man Italian.
Charlamagne Tha God
Have there been any updates in your robbery case?
Gary Owen
No. That's the bad part. The cops come on me to do like, a commercial for him. I said, well, find the guys that robbed me first, and then I can validate the Missouri City, Texas Police Department.
Charlamagne Tha God
They asked you to do a commercial?
Gary Owen
They like you. Do, like, ad. What do you call it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Ads.
Gary Owen
Ads and stuff. Like, hey, Can you find the guy that broke into my car, please? You know, I just take a lot of comfort knowing that guy's life. I know karma's going to catch up with him. So he might. I got caught for mine. Yeah, he going to get caught for something.
Charlamagne Tha God
How much did he get? A lot.
Gary Owen
Talk about I was an idiot run.
Charlamagne Tha God
That kind of castle.
Gary Owen
Gary, you explained. It's real quick.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Gary Owen
I don't. I was. I was. I was. Closed my bank of America account years ago. I didn't know what I had in there. So I just went to go. I'm going to shut it all down. And I drove by bank of America. America. It was literally spur of the moment. Went in, how much do I got? And then. Yeah, and then the lady was like, you want a cashier's check? You want cash? I go, whatever. Quicker. Because they was. They had me in there filling all this paperwork. I just want to get out of here. So they gave me cash. So a guy followed me to the gym and took it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, you got set up.
DJ Envy
He left the cash.
Charlamagne Tha God
Somebody from the bank told.
Gary Owen
But I need to. But they call it jugging in Texas. Yeah, they call it jugging. Like, guys literally will wait and see who's leaving the bank look like. I must have looked like an easy mark. Clearly. White guy, happy.
Jess Hilarious
Biker shorts.
Gary Owen
All right. Bad bunny. I love him. I was. I was so.
Charlamagne Tha God
Ah.
Gary Owen
And I didn't take it to the gym because I figured the gym lockers are more easy to break into than the car.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Gary Owen
Because my car is. It's a good car.
Charlamagne Tha God
They.
Gary Owen
Man, he broke all the. Trying to get in all the windows. Finally gotten one. And they had a security guard on the ground. Like, where were you, bro?
Charlamagne Tha God
And you had it under the seat or something.
Gary Owen
I had it in the the glove on the middle glove console.
Jess Hilarious
And then you say when you came out the gym, the security guy was like, yeah, they just broken you.
Gary Owen
Ain't got you, man. I was like, what? Yeah, I got you. Not only was he sitting there, he was sitting like this. Yeah, they got you, man. He was off the golf cart. I was like this, bro. Where were you?
Charlamagne Tha God
Wasn't it all on video?
Gary Owen
They got the video, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Gary Owen
Clearly was a rental car. And he took the plates off. This guy was a pro. Took the plates off. They don't have plates, but they. They said literally he came, he tried to get in, two windows, couldn't get in. Looked, got back in his car, pulled to another spot in the parking lot. Keep on. The security guard still hadn't seen him. All right, I'm gonna go for a second round. Got it the second time. So it wasn't like he went. They say he went in. Couldn't get in your windows.
Charlamagne Tha God
Took a break.
Gary Owen
Took a break. Came back, Starbucks came back.
DJ Envy
Definitely somebody from the bank, because there's no way they would have known what you had.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what I'm saying.
Gary Owen
I think it was somebody back to.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Gary Owen
And jugging. They. They tried to explain it to me. And people that listen to your show in Texas will know jugging is a whole racket out there.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Gary Owen
They literally sell to the bank. They wait, they see who's leaving. They'll follow you. So it. In a way, I'm glad it happened how it happened, because I didn't go home, but I went home. That have been worse.
Podcast Host
Yeah.
Gary Owen
So at least I went to the. The gym.
DJ Envy
Did you go back to the bacon and start thinking, like, could it be you?
Gary Owen
Could be you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Could it be.
Gary Owen
I don't know. I don't want to say. I don't know. I don't want to stereotype people. Oh, what month is it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Feelings because you're like, I'm an ally.
Gary Owen
Huh?
Charlamagne Tha God
Did it hurt your feelings because you're like, I'm an ally?
Gary Owen
I know it was a black guy that did it. They got that on camera, man. You guys, you guys. You guys, man. I try to be good to you guys. You do this to me, of all people.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know you felt that way. For real.
Gary Owen
A little bit.
Jess Hilarious
How do y' all celebrate Black History Month in your house?
Gary Owen
We. We stop on the 14th leap year. We go till noon on the 50th. Right.
Jess Hilarious
Just want to know how y' all do it.
Gary Owen
Hit that gumbo and then we have Kich the rest of the month. Dairy free. Dairy free. Queso.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's so stupid, man, listen.
Gary Owen
So stupid. Those Netflix specials are stupid that they're green.
Jess Hilarious
Yo.
Gary Owen
My goodness, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm telling you, I see it.
Gary Owen
All of them suck that way. Monique can't get mad because I said they all.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nope, you started with her.
Gary Owen
But she. Okay, you're a comedian. You gotta let the joke ride. That is, don't cut it off at the beginning because my plan was to go in on everybody. And I strategically said Monique first because I knew it would draw rise out of you. But if you listen to the whole interview, you will know I went on Everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nobody does that.
Gary Owen
Nope.
Charlamagne Tha God
Everybody gonna get their own individual clips in.
Gary Owen
Good.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's gonna look like you just going.
Podcast Host
In on me should post all the individual clips.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, no, I'm terrible. I already know. I'm sending down to him by itself. Especially I'm sending Donnell today.
Gary Owen
That was super bad.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my God, does he have one?
Gary Owen
Yeah, I don't even know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Okay, we gotta use Donnell's as the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Clip to go out.
DJ Envy
The clip that goes out, gotta be.
Gary Owen
Him going at Donald.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, no, I'm sending this.
Gary Owen
Gary.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm saying I'm Gary On.
Gary Owen
Why is he so mad all the time? You wish, Chappelle. You live in Ohio. Relax.
Charlamagne Tha God
A New Day. You never saw A New Day.
Gary Owen
I don't watch specials like. That was the name of it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, it was on Netflix.
Jess Hilarious
Sounds.
Gary Owen
That was a stupid name. New day for what, Joe? For you to open up for Chappelle again.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, my God, G, come on, Gary. What? Chill out, Gary.
DJ Envy
Nobody wants to fight you, Gary.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, I bet these are jokes.
Gary Owen
I'm not serious. A little bit serious. Not a lot, though.
Podcast Host
Can you fight, though?
Gary Owen
No. I don't know, maybe. That'd be awful, though. If you get in a fight, you just knock somebody out. Like I missed my calling.
Jess Hilarious
I'm talking about you.
Gary Owen
I had the one hit. A quitter, huh?
Jess Hilarious
You dating. You've been dating black women all your life. You don't know how to fight?
Gary Owen
I don't know if I do. I wasn't able to get out of it. I'd say scary.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you fighting the women.
Gary Owen
What does that. Hear me? The scariest I've ever been around black people. This honest guy.
Jess Hilarious
Truth.
Gary Owen
I took this girl. I'm like 17, 18, took this girl. See Menace to Society at the theater. Oh, you've been in a black theater. Right. And right outside of D.C. right.
Julian Edelman
Geez.
Gary Owen
We go for one. She starts an argument with the two guys behind us.
DJ Envy
They kick the chair.
Gary Owen
I don't know what they did, but they were so cool. And I'm sitting here like, why is she arguing with them? I'm the only white guy in the theater. And then she's like. The dude's like. She goes, huh? What'd you say? And he's like, we wasn't talking to you. She goes, okay, you better not be talking to me. And I'm thinking, please don't say. Please don't say. Because then I. I gotta. What am I doing? Thank God they were calm. Brothers, right? We leave the theater after Menace Society went to the Late Show. So now it's like, midnight and my car won't start. I had an Oldsmobile Cutlass, it's just the battery's dead. So now you got. It was like the scene of boys in the hood. All these cars just circling, everybody shrinking. I'm walking around. Anyway, I got jumper cables. I kid you not.
Charlamagne Tha God
At what?
Gary Owen
Yeah, this is the last date, I kid you not. At one point, I had some brother pull up in the BMW. He got the hood popped. He got the jumper cables. I got one brother behind the wheel trying to start. I go. I don't know if they're robbing me or trying to help me with this. Literally just sitting like this. She had to call her brother to come pick her up. So I never saw her again. But just, like, my car never started, never started. This is for Uber, so I had to call somebody on the base to come pick me up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, God.
Gary Owen
I was there, like, three in the morning. Is it.
Jess Hilarious
It's true that your dad cheated on your mother with a black girl?
DJ Envy
Damn.
Gary Owen
I don't know if he cheated on. He cheated on with a lot of people, but I don't know. I don't know if it's black. I know he slept with the black girl. Okay, One girl. Her name was Joy. He told me that. I don't know why he shared that with me, but that's what he shared.
Jess Hilarious
And that's it.
Gary Owen
I don't know. To me, like, in Black Girls is like being gay. Like, gay guys know they're gay. They don't know why. They're just gay. The same way you were born. Always like, black girls from Jump. Like. Like many good times and different strokes. And, you know, I was like, whoa, who's that? Janet Jackson. That's Willis's girlfriend.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Yeah.
Gary Owen
See, I know more about black history than you during Black History Month.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, okay, she was mad, but we were mad young too. I'm saying yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Gary Owen
But you used to. But you would watch After School. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like good times.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know I wasn't old enough to.
Gary Owen
Watch it when it aired in prime time. But after school, it was always like. But what was. What was the Michael J. Fox Family Ties. You remember Family Ties would come after school. Good times to come on. And then different strokes.
Charlamagne Tha God
So fine.
Gary Owen
That was so fine.
Charlamagne Tha God
Bernadette's still fine right now.
Gary Owen
She is fine.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, right now.
Gary Owen
Was it Stannis? Bernadette, Stannis still fine. And then Facts of Life was too.
Jess Hilarious
D.
Gary Owen
I worry about them other girls.
Podcast Host
Were you the first white guy that a black woman dates? And you go meet her family, they be cool because they know who you are.
Gary Owen
I'm cool. Always getting good with the women first. I got a strategic way to do that. You don't try to get in with the fellas. Go in the kitchen, hang out, tell them how good the food is. You're good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, so you're a manipulator.
Gary Owen
I'm not a manipulator. It is good. So flavorful. Get in with the women. This is my mom. This is my aunt. This is my sister. You just.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh.
Jess Hilarious
Have you ever been to Africa?
Gary Owen
Then they come out. He cool? Nah, he cool. Yeah. So it's easy.
Jess Hilarious
Have you ever been in Africa? Been to Africa?
Gary Owen
No, no, no. I've been to Michael Blackson's house in Africa.
Jess Hilarious
In Philly.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shut the fuck up, man.
Gary Owen
In Philly.
Charlamagne Tha God
How long has this interview been, man? Too long. How long? How long? How long?
DJ Envy
We had 30, 40 minutes.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's a special. That's a special. I just want to get you the special. Time. I just wanted to get you the special. Yeah, that's a special.
Gary Owen
Yeah, it's better than most of them. Most people would already turned them off. Terrible ass special. I can't wait to see what they put out this month.
Jess Hilarious
Yo, earthquakes was good.
Gary Owen
Awful. Garbage.
Jess Hilarious
It was short, but it was really.
Gary Owen
Quakes was garbage.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is there anybody you like, though?
Gary Owen
Nope. Not until I get one. In real life, they're all garbage. Jesus. Lunel's was garbage. Stop. All of them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, Chappelle did all of those too.
Gary Owen
That's because he doesn't want people threatening him.
Charlamagne Tha God
How can you. How have you not done Chappelle's show in Ohio? You right there.
Gary Owen
They don't invite me. No, Too funny.
DJ Envy
Damn, Gary.
Jess Hilarious
What about Netflix is a joke. That festival, by the way, this year is the last. This the last year that they're doing.
Gary Owen
It should be. It should be because it's garbage.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, okay.
Gary Owen
Should be. Yeah, it should be the last year. Netflix is a joke special.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why?
Gary Owen
Why? You know what's a joke? The people making the decisions on specials. Damn. They're the joke. Robbie Prah. I'm the only one balls enough to say his name. He's the one that says no.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know who that is.
Gary Owen
Robbie. Give him a chance.
DJ Envy
Robbie.
Gary Owen
No.
Jess Hilarious
Is this how you get him to call you, though?
Gary Owen
I'm like Morgan Freeman and Shawshank. You just write your little pen, do what you're gonna do, because frankly, I don't give a. I gotta hit parole bang in Mexico with Andy Dufresne working on a boat. That's all right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I hit both sides.
Podcast Host
I don't know if this is helping you or hurting you.
Gary Owen
Does it matter? Does it matter? They say no anyway. They're like a girl I've been asking out for 10 years that keeps saying no. I'm just gonna keep asking her out.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Gary Owen
One day she might get weak.
Charlamagne Tha God
So if, you know, if your special never happens on Netflix, do you see that as a loss or just proof of success? Doesn't always need the end logo.
Gary Owen
You don't need. We're in a great time for Stand Uponsley because you can literally look at Mojo Brooks. Look at myself, look at Nate Jackson. Like, all these guys. Ali Sadiq got all these guys out there that are doing it on their own. Which, if you got the camera and whatever you're saying resonates with the people that are watching. Except for it's on their phones now anyways. You know what I mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
Netflix is on your phone. It's mobile.
Gary Owen
It is, but so's YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.
Charlamagne Tha God
I got it on my phone right here.
Gary Owen
See, look.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I was watching something earlier.
Gary Owen
Really? Let me watch my clip that got 80 million views. Let me watch that one.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was watching Breakfast Club on there earlier.
Gary Owen
Oh, really?
Charlamagne Tha God
Netflix?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Gary Owen
Let me see what I was watching.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you know what's so cool? They got this clips app, so you can clip whatever part of the. The interview or whatever you want.
DJ Envy
You can send it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
So tomorrow when you're on, you know, we can send it to people. So that way, good, you know.
Gary Owen
You think I care? You think I don't see these people? Anyways? When's the last time I saw Andrew Schultz? 10 years ago. I don't know. When you guys tried to bust me for cheating.
Charlamagne Tha God
I wasn't there.
Gary Owen
You were right there.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was not there.
Gary Owen
You were Right there, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, I was there. You talking about when you choked?
Gary Owen
Yeah, that's the question.
Charlamagne Tha God
Your body tried to bust you for cheating, Gary. I know.
Gary Owen
That was wild. That was wild. And you just kept going, gary, what's left to be faithful? Feels good. Yeah. I'm such a liar right now.
DJ Envy
Jesus Christ.
Gary Owen
Why are you asking me that?
Podcast Host
Right?
Jess Hilarious
Like, why would you say that?
Gary Owen
I was like, can this straw get any longer?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know the context of that conversation.
Gary Owen
Schultz said, charlemagne, I'm gonna get you back to cheating this year. That's my goal. And he was like, no, no, no, I'm not doing that. And they go, gary, how long you been married? And I was like, 16 years ago. How long you been faithful? I went 16 weeks. It was so bad. Sorry about that.
DJ Envy
Is that what really did it for you? What, that interview?
Gary Owen
No, no, no. That interview.
Charlamagne Tha God
They did use that in court, though.
Gary Owen
Not in court, okay. They brought it up in mediation. So it wasn't. We settled. Yeah, so it wasn't. We never went to trial. We just settled. Once you. Once you get the emotions out of it and talk, what do you need to be comfortable? I think a good divorce is the guy thinks he paid too much and the girl thinks she didn't get enough. That's a good divorce.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's a good negotiation, period.
DJ Envy
You're good.
Gary Owen
You feel like you're both screwed. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
No hard feelings.
Angela Yee
That's right.
Gary Owen
No hard feelings, baby. Yeah. We always think of the bad times. We had a lot of good times together.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
You know what I mean?
Jess Hilarious
Would you get married again?
Gary Owen
I would. Yep. I would.
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Gary Owen
Yep. So now you know.
Charlamagne Tha God
If you was drinking, you to choke just now. Look, would you get married again? Gary?
Gary Owen
Easy. Ask me something else. Ask me something else you think I'm lying about.
Podcast Host
So there were rumors that you proposed to your current girlfriend.
Gary Owen
Yep.
Jess Hilarious
You did.
Gary Owen
Okay. Okay, Gary. Big Gary.
Charlamagne Tha God
Stand on my ground.
Gary Owen
You got me up right now. Talk that talk. Yeah, I did. I did.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, congratulations.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, congratulations.
Gary Owen
That. Huh?
Podcast Host
Did you post about that?
Gary Owen
She did.
Podcast Host
Okay.
Gary Owen
I didn't.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why?
Gary Owen
I didn't know she was gonna post about it. She just did it. I was like, whoa, I thought we're gonna keep this low.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, so you didn't like it or share it or nothing?
Gary Owen
It's not. I didn't like it. It was just. I thought we were keeping this, like, off. I thought we were keeping it somewhat off the Internet because everything I went through with the other one, I heard everything.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Gary Owen
I think you should do that with your Partner. You support all their posts.
Jess Hilarious
Exactly. You know, even if you don't really look at them, you just hardly scroll.
Gary Owen
Oh, you posted something.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. Did you have a talk after you posted it? I mean, after she posted it?
Gary Owen
No, I was like. I just was like, oh, I didn't know. I wasn't tripping. I was just like, oh, I didn't know. Yeah, I'm not tripping. People are gonna find out anyways with people like her.
Podcast Host
Well, I was just confused because it was like a video that was circulating at one point. Right. Of the proposal.
Gary Owen
I don't know.
Podcast Host
Yeah, it was something that I saw and then I didn't see it. I didn't see you say anything about it. So I was trying to figure it out.
Charlamagne Tha God
Set you up, guy. You don't even see it.
Gary Owen
I know. I see where this is going.
DJ Envy
I'm glad you guys made it. I'm glad you guys are good.
Gary Owen
No, we're gonna get married when I get Netflix special one. Yo. Yo wins the date. Well, that's up to Robbie.
Charlamagne Tha God
Pr.
Podcast Host
How do you spell his last name?
Gary Owen
Yo, Gary.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's not like when he was like, I'll marry Cardi. I gotta get my ring first.
Gary Owen
Get my ring first. That's great. That was a great line.
DJ Envy
Well, a, no hard feelings to what's happening now. Most of it sold out already, so good luck getting tickets. Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Owen. We appreciate you and.
Angela Yee
And do you. Yes.
Gary Owen
Do Donnell Rollins real quick. Do you?
Jess Hilarious
Do you?
Gary Owen
Do you really? We do a garbage ass Netflix special.
DJ Envy
Oh, my damn.
Gary Owen
Sorry.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cut this for me right now. Quick. I need to send this to Donnell right now.
Gary Owen
It's Gary Owen.
Jess Hilarious
Always good to see you.
DJ Envy
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm going tell Don.
Gary Owen
Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The Breakfast Club show.
Charlamagne Tha God
Y' all done.
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Charlamagne Tha God
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DJ Envy
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
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DJ Envy
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
Find us on Netflix.
Gary Owen
Sure.
Podcast Host
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Episode Date: February 9, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Guest: Gary Owen
In this vibrant and hilarious episode of The Breakfast Club, the team sits down with comedian Gary Owen to celebrate his long-awaited inclusion on Netflix, dissect his journey through comedy’s ever-changing landscape, and roast the industry, his peers, and himself. The episode is packed with candid insight, wild crowd work stories, honest reflections on “cancel culture,” and a torrent of comedy world callouts – all delivered in Gary’s trademark irreverence.
“Take that, Robbie. That's the guy that makes all the decisions for the standup specials. Nobody ever wants to say his name, but he always says no, so f*** him. Robbie Prah.”
“I moved on from the comedy clubs... you mix it up, but now it’s just—I couldn’t go at that pace. We were doing like, 10, 11 shows at the club...”
“My deal's nice... my touring deal goes into percentages... the most money I’ve ever made in my life.”
“Every theater is different. Depends on the seats, how much tickets are, how many you sell.”
“Special needs came after me hardcore... they flew me to DC, I had to speak with all these special needs people. It was wild.”
“The special came out in 2013... they came after me in 2016. And you're calling them slow. The special was out for three years!”
“So now I’m just filming... If you want to take it off my hands, that’s fine – but gotta do it by March 7th, or we’re putting it on YouTube.”
“Hulu said, ‘we’re going off Netflix analytics’... but some comics get specials with no Netflix presence.”
“That’s where I got the most followers, most interaction... One video’s got like 80 million.”
A central, extended segment involves Gary humorously trashing Netflix stand-up specials and his peers, with Charlamagne and crew egging him on:
“I don’t need them. They need me.”
(Charlamagne: “You haven’t said that confidently not one time.”)
“Honestly, it doesn’t really come up anymore. It’s so in the past... There’s never malicious intent. Yeah, it’s just a joke.”
“Yep.” (Jess: “You did.” Gary: “Okay. Okay, Gary. Big Gary.”)
“We’re gonna get married when I get Netflix special one… Well, that’s up to Robbie Prah.”
“Just cranking out more mixed babies.”
(Charlamagne: “You’ve been getting back to the community for a long time.”)
“They call it 'jugging' in Texas… literally will wait and see who’s leaving the bank... I must’ve looked like an easy mark.”
“Scariest I’ve ever been around black people? Honest to God—I took this girl, I’m like 17, 18, took her to see Menace II Society… my car wouldn’t start, everybody circling, I kid you not…”
“You don’t need... we’re in a great time for standup… you can literally—if you got the camera and whatever you’re saying resonates with people—that’s it.”
“Netflix is on your phone… but so’s YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.”
“It does feel like a birthday party I wasn’t invited to.” — Gary Owen
“I think it’s more outrage culture. People get mad on social media, then everybody moves on.” — Charlamagne Tha God
“Clubs are easier... Theaters a little tougher, because if they’re not lit, you can’t see a lot.” — Gary Owen
“My touring deal goes into percentages. So, my first two weeks, I was like, whoa, yeah, hello!” — Gary Owen
“No hard feelings, baby. Yeah. We always think of the bad times. We had a lot of good times together.” — Gary Owen
“You know what’s a joke? The people making the decisions on specials. They’re the joke. Robbie Prah. I’m the only one balls enough to say his name. He’s the one who says no.” — Gary Owen
“They say no anyway. They’re like a girl I’ve been asking out for 10 years that keeps saying no. I'm just gonna keep asking her out.” — Gary Owen
The episode is fast, raucous, and sharply comedic—a mix of real talk, roasts, and behind-the-scenes truths. Gary Owen’s biting sarcasm and willingness to call out industry norms is balanced by moments of vulnerability regarding family and career ups and downs. The hosts match his energy, keeping it honest but light-hearted.
This episode is a quintessential dive into both the humor and hustle of the stand-up world, as seen through Gary Owen’s unique lens. It deftly mixes actionable insight for industry-watchers, frank talk for fans of comedy drama, and enough wild digressions for anyone in search of a good laugh. If you haven’t caught Gary Owen’s work—or you’re curious about what it really takes to thrive outside the “industry machine”—this episode serves up all the realness.
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