B (2:49)

When I get drunk, I get retarded. Yeah. But I usually don't drink.

A (2:56)

Oh, what do you do meth? Oh, straight to the point, you know.

B (3:03)

You guys ever do math?

A (3:04)

No. Clavicular. Normal people do not do meth. All of the other older guys, they're giving him advice like how to date or not date women.

C (3:14)

I don't take bitches to dinner. I never, ever, ever.

B (3:18)

Yeah, bitch.

A (3:19)

I don't know if there's like a thought going through his head. It's like, I don't take bitches to dinner. And he's like, oh, yeah, definitely not. What, what is going on?

C (3:26)

The only dinner a woman will ever go to with me is when I'm meeting other men. But like a one on one dinner with a girl is a mistake and a waste of fucking time and money.

B (3:36)

Three hours of fucking garbage.

A (3:38)

How are these not two over the top caricatures that you see in like a weird comedy movie? These are not the lead characters. These are the odd supporting characters that are written so over the top to just like elevate the rest of the comedy. That is this scene right now. This is what we're watching. There's another moment where the same guy and Tristan Tate were telling Clavicular to not get invested in in hoes. But you think, okay, maybe that's some good advice, you know, don't get invested in hoes. But then they also say this.

C (4:05)

I DM them, think they ain't gonna come with me. No side chicks aren't yours. Oh, those are hoes. Hoes, they don't belong to you. Don't put a flag on them. Don't blame them. They're for the streets.

A (4:14)

Yeah. So, yeah.

C (4:15)

So still fuck em. Yeah, of course.

A (4:19)

Classy. Love that for sure. Now, by the way, the guy in that video with Tristan Tate, his name is Justin Waller. On comments section, I once made fun of him for his suits and, and his pants being Way too tight. Which I stand by that they are far too tight, Justin. I will always say that, but I'm pretty sure that I ran into him after the fact, and he was very nice and considerate. I think that he did Michael Knowles show or something. And Michael was like, brett, you gotta come see Justin. And I was like, oh, my God. I literally was just crapping on this man for how tight his suits are. They are far too tight. Anyway, the whole stream to me was just more evidence that Clavicular as this new social media figure and young man, that he really has no ideas or core values. He is just there mogging like, the only thing that this man thinks about is looks. Max brain must be damaged from, like, hitting himself in the face with a hammer and doing meth. Just look at his face. When Tristan Tate tried to talk about politics with him, I said I was.

B (5:05)

Gonna vote for Gavin Newsom because he loves J.D. vance. You know what I mean? I called J.D. vance a fat subhuman.

C (5:11)

I heard that. And I. I would advise you that you're wrong, however.

A (5:17)

You're fat.

C (5:18)

You're. Well, no, no, no. You're an American, and I'm an American, so I don't tell other Americans who.

A (5:23)

To vote for it. I never have.

C (5:24)

You vote for whoever you like. But if Gavin Newsom's running against J.D. vance, I will be voting for J.D. vance, and that's my vote, and you can do what you want with yours.

A (5:31)

Now, the reason why this clip is so funny to me is because it starts off with Clavicular, like, thinking that he's going to have this mic drop moment. He's smirking. He's like, they're gonna love this. Yeah, I went viral for saying that Gavin Newsom mogged J.D. vance, and that's why I voted for him. And then Tristan's like, no, that is an absolutely idiotic idea. Say what you will about Tristan Tate, but he is absolutely in the right here. And he's like, no, as an American, I will vote for American interests, which would be JD Vance, not Gavin Newsom. And just like in the clip, if we zoom in, you can just watch. Watch Clavicular. The confidence, like, drain from his face. He's like, oh. But he's still trying to, you know, keep up appearances. And then Justin joins in and echoes what Tristan's saying, and then it's just over for him. And this type of thing just kept happening throughout the night when they were on this party bus, which we'll talk about later. Sneako and Fuentes, they Were talking about their content and they pushed back on Clifficular doing content with OnlyFans girls. And the moment they pushed back, he just folded. He stands for nothing. Just watch.

B (6:20)

You know, people will say, oh, you're promoting of wars. It's like, if you don't have the willpower to not buy a fucking foreign subscriber subscription, that's just on you.

A (6:28)

Okay, okay, okay. He thinks he has a mic drop, but he's looking over at the camera and he's like, if you don't have the willpower that's on you, then just watch. Silence.

B (6:43)

You agree? Yeah, I mean, I agree.

C (6:48)

It's not your fault that people are buying it. But I do think the content with.

B (6:51)

Of course girls is, like, inherently promoting it. Yeah.

A (6:56)

He literally folds immediately. He folds immediately. Nick is like, yeah, I'm not gonna be on camera saying that. That's a good thing. And clavicular. After having this mic drop moment, smirking at the camera, you know, mogging, mewing, whatever he's doing, he's immediately like, yeah, yeah, no, you're right. I probably shouldn't do that. He is the small puppy in this livestream. He is the protege. He is desperate to win the approval of the Tates, of the Justin Wellers, of Nick Fuentes, all of those things. All right, now, I kind of got off track with the whole clavicular thing, but actually is a good segue because from there, the boys, the bachelor party, their selection of women, they get on that party bus and they go to the club, which, I'm sorry, just seems, like, so awful and nasty. Kill me if I am ever found in that environment. That is the last place on earth I would ever want to be. This is what was happening. Club culture to me is just, like, apocalyptic. They're in a VIP space, which should be nicer, and yet they're still packed in like sardines. They're screaming over each other. There's flashing lights, there's women. They're just standing around looking at their phones. Nobody's dancing. Andrew Tate in some of these videos, like, he honestly, like, looked a little embarrassed. Stop pretending that this is an enjoyable, fulfilling, fruitful way to spend a Saturday night. I can smell the vodka and the vape smoke from here. Clips from there started going viral as well, and people online were obviously entertained because they're going viral. People are commenting, they're talking about it, but no one really seemed to think that this was admirable or aspirational, understandably. Like, somebody posted and said, what the f happened to this country. Nothing about this scene is a win for America, which I would agree. We have Groiper Incel standing clustered like wallflowers at a high school dance, looking awkward and out of place. Everyone looks bored and out of their minds, mask their boredom by vapes, pills or endless phone checking. Which it does sum up. A lot of modern young Americans. Watch that video again. All of the girls are just standing there scrolling on their phones. You're out in public, apparently socializing, and yet you're standing in this loud, obnoxious, disgusting, sticky floor environment. Literally just scrolling on X, scrolling through your dm, seeing who liked your selfie in your like half naked dress. It's just gross. And the commenters agreed. Even in regards to like the men being there, this guy said, no substance, all ego and facade. All of those people need a camera with all, all eyes on me. But when it comes down to being authentic, he said, I don't know, I feel like sneaky is the only one that seems authentic. Andrew Tate is such a goober. I wonder if Andrew Tate would be offended by somebody calling him a goober. It's not even like an aggressive critique. It's just, you're a goober, sir. And the funny thing is, like, the one person who stood out in the stream was Nicholas J. Fuentes because he looked so out of place in that environment. Somebody commented and said, weirdly enough, Nick being kind of awkward and clearly not wanting to be there makes him the only one who comes off decent there. The rest of the guys are supposed to be these red pilled rebels, but they clearly desperately want to be involved in the douchiest aspects of club culture. Which is true. You're like rebels. You're these like masculine bros. But you're desperately hoping to be perceived as cool. And you're using a Miami club to do that. And you'll probably argue and be like, we are cool. You're talking about me. Yes, you went viral. But again, is that actually a measure of coolness? Is this something that other people should aspire to do? Are you actually happy? Like, take the likes and the attention and the clicks and the hoes out of the scenario. Are you actually happy? The only person on camera who wasn't pretending to be super into it was, was Fuentes, who doesn't drink, he doesn't do drugs, who is abstinent, he's a virgin. He was the only relatable one there because of how obviously out of place he was, which made the entire thing so genuinely hysterical. People despise him. They Hate him. They are like drooling out of their mouths out of anger. And I'm like, can we just stop for a second and look at these clips? Because they are objectively funny. This entire weekend was basically 40 year old virgin, but instead of Steve Carell, it was Nick Fuentes.

B (10:26)

Who wants penis cake, you guys?

A (10:30)

Betty. They kept trying to hook Nick up with the ladies and he just kept resisting. Watch this clip.

B (10:37)

Yo Nick, I'm gonna bring some girls over for you.

A (10:40)

Please don't.

C (10:41)

I'm good.

A (10:42)

He's like standing there with his Red Bull, not drinking and he's like, please don't like, I really do not want that. Please don't. I am good. This guy posted and said, yo Nick, I'm gonna bring some ran through bitches over. Absolutely not. Would you prefer a male companion? Now funnily and very par for the course. The usual attacks immediately started flowing. You know, the clip went viral and people started calling Nick a loser. And it actually seemed very coordinated. Like Harry Sisson posted and said, it's hilarious how all of these MAGA gripers claim to be alpha males and then when it's time to talk to a woman, they completely fold. Fuentes said, please don't. I'm good. Lmao. And then Dean Withers, who I'm sure you guys have seen on TikTok and YouTube, he basically copied Harry Sisson's post word for word and said, it's so funny how it's always the self proclaimed alpha males that fold the moment they have to talk to a woman. Stay in the basement, bro. I'm sorry gentlemen, but maybe, just maybe, Nick Fuentes does not want to be like Harry and get into a sexting scandal. You guys might have forgotten about that. That Harry had a little situation after getting a little too many women on his Snapchat roster. Miami club rat hoes are not worth the risk. That is common sense that you apparently lacked, Harry Sisson. All right, anyway, moving on from that the next night. So this is on Saturday night. Then on Sunday night, the three amigos, so clavicular and Sneako and Nick, they decide to go out again. But this time they're not going to the club. They're having a classy dinner. They've got wine glasses in front of them. They're kind of continuing the whole like gay father mafia theme because Nico and Fuentes literally look straigh out of the movie Scarface. Like Tony Montana and Sosa. You can see right here. I would love to know, I'm asking genuinely, did you Always coordinate your outfit. I genuinely have to ask, because I am a female. I remember seeing clips because both of you went to Kanye's Thanksgiving and you were texting about what you were gonna wear. Did you go out and you're like, we're gonna do Scarface tonight? The most clavicular, your Manny Ribera or whatever his name is. I have a picture pulled up here. This is the 1983 version of mogging. Also, this clip of them going to dinner or leaving dinner just killed me. Watch this. Let the wind. It's down here, right?

B (12:37)

Yeah, no, it's one more up and to the right.

A (12:40)

They're just walking through the streets of Miami, and I don't know why this particularly killed me, but they're walking by in North Italia and I'm like, are you going to go in for, like, some spicy vodka pasta? Like, is that on Clavicular's, like, looks maxing diet? I don't know. The thought of them being in North Italia did kill me. Anyway, now I do want to get into the Internet's response and the one thing that really set everyone off. But I do have to say, like, in thinking about this whole weekend, pondering it after I consumed this content for all of you guys, it seems like Snico and Fuentes, like, actually have aura. If I'm gonna use that. Gen Alpha, Gen Z. I don't even know what kind of term it is. Like it or not, there is a sense of self assuredness and confidence with the two of them. Like, clavicular. He's trying to, like, hang out with them. He wants it. He wants that aura so bad, but it just ain't there. 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Again that is helixsleep.com Brett all right, now back to the story. I've already said that I find Nick Fuentes funny, so let's just go ahead and cancel me even more here. Now we're gonna talk about the online response because obviously all of this took place in the middle of the night on Saturday when most of us normal sane people were warm in our beds. But once everyone woke up on Sunday morning, the Internet lost their minds. Mostly because this like squad they did one specific Thing they had the club play Kanye's song that I will call nhh and I am sure you know what that is. And suddenly, after seeing that everyone logged online to comment and condemn the club responded. They put out a long statement saying that they are striving to be inclusive and they are standing against anti Semitism. The ADL commented and made a statement. The mayor of Miami got involved. And that anti Semitism and hate speech or the normalization of extremist ideology has no place in our Miami beach community, our nightlife, or any public setting. And it is completely true that he thinks it has no place in Miami. That is fine. And it is true that he is taking it very seriously. In fact, he allegedly has people, has officers going door to door in Miami checking on people who have posted things about him online on Facebook that the mayor of Miami deems anti Semitic.

C (16:48)

Is that your account?

A (16:51)

I refuse to answer questions without my lawyer presentation.

B (16:55)

So I really don't know how to answer that question either.

A (16:58)

Like I said, you're not going to freedom of speech. This is America, right? This mayor has even threatened to evict a movie theater for trying to play an Oscar winning movie that he also deemed anti Semitic. It's not helping your cause. And to that point, all of these statements, I do not think that these streamers care. They actually kind of love it. Like, post all you want, attempt to cancel them even more. They will only get bigger. I will give you an example. I'm thinking back to two years ago. I had never even heard Nick Fuentes's voice or seen clips from his show until the Daily Wire. And Jeremy Boreing used clips of him in the presentation that they gave all of us employees after they fired Candace. Which is not proprietary information. Steven Crowder leaked that information recently, but I only heard from him. Like, I only saw clips because people were using him as this negative example. And the funny memes and the videos that are, you know, popping up on Instagram Reels and TikToks, they only started circulating and going viral. The more that everyone freaked out about him. If Nick Fuentes is actually on this generational run, if my mom, if my mom and my friends moms are even seeing his videos and talking about him, he can thank the Streisand effect for pointing at him and going, don't watch. This is bad. Everyone's gonna go look and see what is actually so bad and terrible. Anyway, back to the point about the clubs and the condemning and Kanye's song, if I am not mistaken and I am treading on treacherous territory here. But you're kind of proving the point of Kanye's song. And I again, I'll probably get heat for this. I don't really care at this point. Like, on the surface, yes, you can say that this song is gross. It is disrespectful. You can say that it was made by psychotic Kanye, whatever you want, but Kanye's allegedly for releasing it was that you can rap and sing about killing and shooting people. You can hype up black on black crime, you can throw slurs at white people, you can sing the N word and all of that is celebrated. It wins Grammys, it is played at clubs and bars. But this song specifically gets you pulled off of Spotify. It gets you condemned by the mayor of Miami. Cernovich had a common sense take and he said nearly all rap music is hate speech. That was the meta of ye's song. You can sing kill and this beat, end that and it's rewarded and promoted. Outside of the political inflammation and all of those responses, other people online were just talking about whether this event was even cool or inspiring, whether this attempt to be perceived as cool was actually successful. And obviously it was entertaining. It made waves. I laughed, I cringed. I'm obviously here doing an entire episode about it. But it felt influential in the way that trash TV on Bravo is influential. Like, everybody's watching, everybody's commenting. You know, we have our popcorn, but it's outlandish, it's performative and it's shallow. Like, it's certainly not healthy. We can at least say that it's a bunch of dudes sitting around with half naked hoes drinking and doing drugs, busting their eardrums up, being squashed together like sardines in a sticky club where I feel like STDs are like floating through the air. That's not healthy. And I feel like a sane society should be able to say that that is not healthy. However, I will say it is entertaining. It's entertaining due to the cast of characters and the way they're interacting and the cringe and all of that. But it is nothing that I would want my son to look up to. It is not a situation that I would want to be in. It's not a situation I would want my daughter, God forbid, to be in. But I would say the same thing about the majority of, you know, trash TV reality TV slop that a lot of Americans consume. And it seems like there are a lot of people online who are being holier than thou that are not able to laugh at any of this. Like, I feel like people have lost their sense of humor online, which is wild, because just a few years ago, we were attacking the left and saying, you guys, you have no sense of humor anymore. Comedy's dead. You're not edgy, you're not cool. And then I look at the political right, and everybody's clutching their pearls over everything. Like, do you not scroll on TikTok? Have you never watched an episode of the Bachelor or seen, you know, housewives throwing shoes at each other? Have you never watched the of one? What's that crazy Netflix show where it's a bunch of, like, sex addicts trying not to sleep with each other? Like, you can find something funny without being morally or ideologically aligned with every aspect of it. And obviously, yes, we can argue about whether that is good for society or not. I would argue that it is not. But do not pretend like you are holier than thou and like you have not indulged in something like this. And then the last thing I'll say to try to leave this on a more positive note is that it does seem like there is, like, a streamer war on my timeline right now just, like, fighting for my attention, because on one hand, I'm seeing clips of Clavicular with a double D Miami basketball sitting on his lap. And then I'm seeing Kai Senet, who looks so sweet and pure. And he has a new YouTube channel where he is reading out loud to try to better his vocabulary in his articulation. And he has millions of eyes on this new account where he's going to the gym and telling his audience how great he feels. He's committing himself to his new passion, which is this fashion line that he's creating. He's learning how to sew so that he can really understand everything from the ground up. I'm seeing Ishowspeed, who I definitely have made fun of in the past. He's the one that set off fireworks in his home, but he's basically becoming Gen Alpha's National Geographic as he tours Africa and is showing his audience a completely new world. And he actually seems interested and engaged in learning about history and culture. Now, obviously, one of those might be entertaining, might be more like reality tv, but the other is certainly better for our culture at large.