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Brett Cooper (0:00)
Dildos are flying. The right needs to learn how to win, the left needs to learn how to lose. And everybody needs to stop calling everything they disagree with, essentially Hitler. Guys who knew that all the WNBA needed in order to get their ratings up was dicks. Specifically dildos. And yes, you heard that correctly. We're gonna get into all of that today. But before we get into that, make sure that you are following our podcast page and please rate the show if are enjoying it. And of course, if you want updates on live events, new merch, fun things, all of that will be@brettcooper.com that is your hub for all of that information. Over the last week, if you have spent any time on social media, I'm sure you've seen this. But over the last week, lime green sex toys have been thrown onto the court at at least seven WNBA basketball games. And the players and the coaches, of course, you know, they are blaming the patriarchy and it's become very, very serious and intense. Even though everybody is just basically laughing. You can see here what's happening. Literally, lime green dildos. It looks like something out of Shrek. I don't even know how they are getting these into the stadiums, but they are being thrown. Anyway. The headlines and the posts that have come out of this scandal are truly hilarious. Like, read this one. This headline reads, mean green WNBA players are fighting for their rights. Don't make them dodge dildos. Yeah, don't make them dodge dildos as well as they fight for their rights to be paid more than they're worth. That's really what's happening. They're calling it fighting for their rights. I didn't know that rights meant being paid more than you bring into a business. I didn't know that your rights meant let me bankrupt a business more than it already is because the NBA literally has to subsidize the wnba. Ladies, those are not your rights. It is a privilege to be able to bankrupt a company. I hope you know that. Anyway, Sophie Cunningham, who is a well known player, she is also the only player to have ever defended Caitlin Clark. She constantly stands up for Caitlin Caitlyn. She is also the only player so far to make jokes about this entire situation. This is what she said on a recent podcast.
Sophie Cunningham (2:12)
My mom, she goes, instead of like my good luck text, she goes, watch out for flying dildos tonight. And then the other one said, did you really just post the dildo tweet? It got some legs. And she goes, it's funny. A lot of others think so too. Did you see the dildo hit the court.
Brett Cooper (2:27)
Like, I never thought that I'd be.
Sophie Cunningham (2:29)
Talking about this with Mama P. So.
Brett Cooper (2:31)
Sophie Cunningham has the right way to go about it. She's laughing about it. She's making jokes with her family. She, along with the rest of the Internet at this point, this tweet from Greg, this guy said, breaking mysterious shadow appears above the WNBA arena just hours before tip off. There have also been a million different tweets and memes. You know, they, they imposed a no bag policy, which somehow did not deter anyone. They thought that that would stop dildos from coming in. So obviously people were posting memes about the other ways that they would be smuggling dildos into the stadiums, if you catch my drift. And somehow they did. Somehow another D ended up on the court after this was imposed. You can also now bet on what color dildo will be thrown onto the court. And the betting volume has skyrocketed. For the WNBA Poly Market Sports said breaking WNBA betting volume on dildos surpasses betting volume for who will win the game. I mean, listen ladies, beggars can't be choosers. You wanted people to focus on your sport. So the world got God gave you Caitlin Clark. And they were like, here you go everybody. This is a gift to you. And you screwed it. You make fun of her, you mock her, you basically shove her and attack her while you're playing the game. And then God was like, all right, here you go, dildos. Everybody will want to bet on your sport. Everybody's going to be talking about you. And Sophie Cunningham is the only person that is handling the entire situation right. You have all of these eyes on you. Everybody is laughing. It's fun. Your ratings are now higher. So wnba, use this as a lesson. Shout out to Caitlin Clark and dildos, an impeccable combination. Almost as impeccable as you and good ranchers could be. Now, I thought that I knew what I was buying at the grocery store until I learned that over 4 billion pounds of meat was imported into the US just last year. 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Like, all of these ladies, you know, you have the coaches, they're going out there doing these press conferences. They're getting all angry and heated. They're blaming the men. They're. You know, they're blaming culture and society for mocking them. Like, this is the time to go in and ask for a raise. Everybody's watching you. Everybody is betting on your games. This is the time, and you are screwing it up. But anyway, that is just my advice. But in all seriousness, even though I do think that they should just brush it off and laugh it off if they actually want it to stop. Like, if I were them, I would probably be upset, too. Like, it's kind of dangerous. Nobody wants to be trying to just do their jobs and have dildos flying at their heads. I can't believe that that is a sentence that actually, like, came out of my mouth right now. But that's true. Like, it's. It's just ridiculous. It's not funny to them, I'm sure. But really, you just need to brush it off. But, like, making a huge moralistic deal out of this is only going to make it continue, especially with the way that the Internet work. Sometimes you just have to take a joke and you have to let it go, which is something that. I'm so sorry. But conservatives also need to learn how to do. We need to learn how to know when we're ahead and just let it go. Now, last week, I was saying that I was gonna rip in everybody. I was saying, you know, I'm too pregnant for this. Like, nobody is going to escape my wrath. That is happening again today. And this might be controversial. I don't care. Everybody needs to hear it. Somebody needs to say it. But the right needs to learn how to win. Actually, my first ever episode that we did on the Brad Cooper Show, I was calling out the right and saying, like, we were ahead, and you all now are fighting, and you are screwing it up. This is basically the same thing. Like, we won on the Sydney Sweeney issue. On the Sydney Sweeney ad, she did not make any statements. She didn't come out and Speak out against American Eagle or the ad or apologize for it. She didn't make some statement about Trump. American Eagle did not do that either. They instead leaned in and they said, sorry, we don't care if you don't like our ad, but she's got great jeans. More ways than one. And so we're gonna lean in. They have now released more ads like the woke Left, whatever you wanna call it. The progressives, the people who were screaming online, they were dominated. Their screeches about this being fascism and racist dog whistles and basically Nazism, they were defeated. And we know that they were defeated because after all of that happened and after Sidney did not make a statement and after American Eagle leaned in the left, then tried to spin it to say that we made up their outrage, that actually they weren't outraged at all, it was totally fine. We were the ones who started it. Like, that's how you know that we came out on top. This is what the New York Times published. They said, in reality, most progressives weren't worked up much at all. No, they weren't worked up at all. Criticism of the ad campaign had come almost entirely from a smattering of accounts with relatively few followers, according to an analysis of social media data by the New York Times. Oh, yes, very serious. Thank you. New York Times. Conversation about the ad did not escalate online or in traditional media until days later, after right leaning influencers, broadcasters and politicians began criticizing what they described as a wave of progressive outrage. In fact, by the time that right wing users were in an uproar, only a few thousand posts on X mentioned Ms. Sweeney. According to data by Tweetbinder, a social media analytics company. Fewer than 10% of those expressed clear criticism of the actress or the ad, according to the analysis by the Times. Guys, maybe you were analyzing X. You obviously were not on TikTok. You did not open up that app and literally see videos with millions upon millions of views. All of the videos that we showed on the show that were reposted on X, where people were literally saying that Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle, that they were Nazis, obviously, and that everything that she was doing was a racist dog whistle. Like, did you not see the videos? Like, I'm sorry, Like, did you or did you not see Good Morning America where a literal college professor was likening the ad to eugenics? Like, that is how you know that it was your outrage When a college professor is on Good Morning America parroting those talking points. Like, you are trying to cover your tracks. I understand, but we won. That's a good thing. Like, because that was ridiculous. The criticism was completely unfounded. It was completely ridiculous. We won. We should all move on. You know, take the dub. However, because it's the right, we just could not let it go. We had to keep pushing this win in the weirdest possible ways. Like, people online on the right are straight up lying and exaggerating purely for clicks and engagements. They're going back and they are finding old ads with Sydney Sweeney and they're acting as if they're new. Like, this person said that this ad was a liberal trigger. He said liberal trigger. Another Sydney Sweeney ad just dropped and he posted this two days ago. Yashar Ali responded and said, this came out in June and liberals had nothing to say about it. And the guy Gunther responded and said, cry more. Okay, your response to being fact checked about something that is totally legitimate and reasonable is cry more. Great. That makes us all look fantastic. And Yashar is correct. This was an ad. What is this one for? Was it for Baskin Robbins? It did come out over a month ago. We did not even talk about it. No. Like, I did not register it. I never saw it on my social media. People were not crying about it. There is nothing in this ad to be upset about at all. Nobody said anything. This is not some liberal trigger. And he's simply saying, this did not come out. This is not factual. And your response is crime war. Again, real, real mature does not make us look great at all. Another example was this post that has now racked up almost 3 million views. Take a watch. My jeans tell me I'm a man. My jeans tell me I'm a woman. They tell me I'm relaxed, that I'm skinny, a child. Yo, you don't know me jeans.