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Brett Cooper
All right guys. I was not even sure if I wanted to do an episode on this subject, but I watched the Oscars last night and it was possibly the most boring evening of my life. And because it was so boring, I felt like I needed to make something of it. I was like, I did not just waste three hours of my life to not make any content to just be posting on my Instagram stories. Because even though it was boring, I do have thoughts about why it was boring and where we should go from here. Because yes, there is always something, some sort of meaning we could extract from these big social events. So what you need to know is that this show was completely meh. What did I watch? Like it was relatively apolitical, much to the disappointment of thirsty journalists and conservative commentators everywhere who were sitting, ready to watch, ready to be outraged about everything. But it also wasn't entertaining. Nothing about it was fun. Like, these are professional entertainers. They are being awarded for being the best in the business. And yet I struggled. I. I painfully struggled to squeeze out a chuckle at various points of the show. But more than anything, and this is really what I wanna talk about today, is that I think it showed how far behind Hollywood is in the entire media and entertainment landscape and why they are still struggling every day to relate to my generation. Now before we dive into all of that, and I tell you what I actually did think was kind of funny. If you wanna see behind the scenes content, everything from Baby cows being born to me, taking my husband to Costco for the first time. Then make sure you check out cooperconfidential.com that is our subscription platform that we built from the ground up for, for you guys. And that is where all of that BTS fun stuff happens. Diving into this, I just have to say I think my vlogs are far more entertaining than what we saw last night, Sunday night on our televisions. All right, so before we get into my whole take about what I think Conan o' Brien was trying to communicate throughout the entire performance and what jokes he kept going back to, I do just wanna give you my overview thoughts. And number one, and I think this might be the most important one. We desperately must cut back the time allotted to the presenters. I mean, it was painful. It was painful. You have all of these award winning actors and actresses and they're on stage and it's just like I was sitting there on the couch like, oh my God, please get off the screen. Because it just wasn't funny. And yet they were so desperately attempting to be funny. It would be one thing if they just all got on stage and it was very meaningful and nice and serious and they moved on. But most of them were trying to do like bits and trying to be funny and it just fell flat every single time. Some of them were also just way too long. They were introducing a new category, a new category for casting directors, which was really nice and they wanted to give it the time that it deserved and I respected that. But they had an actor from every single movie that a casting director was being nominated for. And every actor on stage then spent like three minutes talking about the casting director was nominated. So by the time you got to the fifth movie, you're like, oh my God. It's been like 10 minutes of talking about these casting directors. And I'm so excited that you're nominated. Like, it's great that it's a new category, but like, I've got a baby to put to bed. We've got, you know, the big five categories that haven't even started yet. And we're sitting here talking about this still. It was just too much. Like, the only one that I actually thought was funny was this little bit that Anne Hathaway and Anna Wintour did when they presented together. They were doing, I think, the costume and makeup awards and they did like a little Devil Wears Prada bit because Anne Hathaway is starring in devil wears Prada 2 that's coming out this year. And obviously it's connected. To Anna Wintour. And it is insane to me, like, this should be red flag warning sign that Anna Wintour has better comedic timing than the professional actors and actresses. And she didn't even say anything. All she did was just do her. Anna Wintour, looking across the audience, judged. She put her sunglasses on at the right moment, she said a funny line. That was it. And it was funnier than anything anybody else did. Seriously. Just have to say. Everyone else was way too rehearsed. They were way too excited about the jokes they were gonna be reading on the teleprompter. It was stiff. The timing and pacing was just terrible. Not it. All right, so that is my number one complaint. I was over the presenters. Now, number two, like I said in the intro, there was an obvious lack of political pandering. Like, Conan took kind of a couple shots, but it was like softball. And Conan's never really, like, the most political of, like, the late night guys. They were comparatively mild compared to the things that, you know, a Jimmy Kimmel or a Jimmy Fallon usually says. And most of the people who won those big five awards, like, you know, best picture, best screenplay, best actor, best actress, they thanked their mamas and God or producers, which in their mind is the same thing as God, I'm sure. But that was essentially it. No Iran, no ice, no Trump, nothing. Just producers and their mothers. Now, what I did think was interesting, though, is that while that big five category, they steered clear of that the people winning in the lesser categories, and I feel really bad saying lesser. I don't know a better way to describe that. But the categories that are not the big five, it was them that had the most pandering. Like, I don't know if they were trying to, you know, pay their dues or create some viral moment or whatever it was, but they were the ones doing most of the talking. Like, for example, K Pop Demon Hunters, which. And I don't wanna say that this was a smaller film, but again, it's not just one of the big five awards, but they won for best animated picture. And the creator of K Pop Demon Hunters got on stage to celebrate winning as a Korean and apologize to Kore Koreans everywhere that it took so long for someone who looks like them to win an award of this caliber. Like, lady Koreans have won before. Asians have won plenty of times. Like, did you forget that back in 2020, the movie Parasite swept the Oscars? Honestly swept every single award show. It was a Korean film, Korean director, producer. He won best director, I believe. Like, did you just forget that Are you so self important that you think you're the first Korean who has ever done anything? And that you're paving the way for Asians everywhere? Like, seriously, like, pipe down. It is nauseating. And then on top of that, and this might have been my favorite or worst le favorite political moment of the entire show, but you had the team from the Best Live action short film, and they got on stage and, oh, my God, it was like the political rain descended down from the heavens. And they were talking about how it was so amazing that their queer short film won and how it was produced by all women, and it was so amazing. And then this is just like karma maybe or something. But they had taken up a lot of their time on stage talking about how queer it was and how amazing it was and how it was all women. And then the one guy on stage really wanted to edge his way in to make a comment, and it was right on the heels of the woman saying that it was like a woman produced film. And they shut down the lights and the microphone started descending from the stage. Like the moment that the man wanted to start speaking, they cut over to Conan. And so Conan was just standing there and he was watching, and he was like, oh, I don't know, they're still kind of talking. And this man, this man was like, I'm not leaving, I ain't leaving. I have a political thing I want to say. And so the Oscars, they literally like kind of slowly pan back over to him. The lights went back on. The microphone slowly came back on the stage. And I was like, okay, you know, is he going to say something really profound? Does he want to, you know, did somebody die? Is there like an emotional thing that he really wants to get across? No. This man, after all of this up, it's like 35 seconds of awkwardness. He gets in front of the microphone and he turns around and he lists off the genealogy of all of the other women on stage and his own genealogy to celebrate how diverse the crew is on this short film. We spent all of this time, we raised the microphone back up for that. Like, seriously, get off the stage. Goodbye. Nobody cares that you're a Polish American immigrant winning. Like, seriously, it is just snooze fest. Get off stage. And then you had the winner of best documentary. They made a lot of political statements as well. They were talking about Putin. It really seemed more like they were talking about Trump. But you know what? I give them a pass because obviously it's a documentary. It was a political documentary that they made about Russian politics. So if they wanna talk about Putin, if they wanna talk about Trump, that's more in their lane. That's their prerogative to do so anyway, even though I'm complaining about those things, that was basically it. Like, in the grand scheme of the night, in the grand scheme of the red carpet, that was bas. Apolitical. Boring, sorry to say. I'm not really outraged. I'll make fun of people, but, like, I'm not outraged. I'm not, like, morally concerned about them right now. Like, it's just. It was a nothing burger, which is probably good because I think the New York Times will actually be outraged enough for all of us. Because, guys, even before the Oscars took place, they released an article telling actors to go out on stage and not be complicit and to go off on Trump, to go yell at Trump. Guys, they released this article three days ago, the day before the Oscars. It had not happened yet. They had nothing to be angry about. For all we knew, every single actor was gonna get on stage, talk about Iran, ice, whatever it is, and they were preemptively saying it's not political enough. What other planet are you living on? Anyway, I just wanna read you an excerpt from this because it is seriously so crazy, but the headline reads, oscar winners. Will you be complicit? Like, seriously. Get a grip. Anyway. But anyway, just listen to this, because it seriously is like, we live on two different planets. All right, so this author writes, actors are used to saying things other people have written for them, but right now, it matters a lot whether they can find the right words themselves. Opportunism is contagious, but so is courage. The question is not whether actors should become politicians, but whether citizens who happen to be very visible will, at a decisive moment, refuse to play the role that every authoritarian leader assigns them. Decorative proof that all is well on a night when the world is watching. A few clear words will not save the Republic, but their absence may help end it. Da, da, da, da, da. I mean, guys, like, when have we ever had celebrities shut up? When have celebrities ever not found the words and only stop stuck to the script? Like, what delusional reality are you living in? Like, did you preemptively hear that people were not gonna be making political statements? Was there some sort of memo that went out that we are not privy to? I don't understand writing this article and it not being satire. Somebody commented and said, I was just thinking, you know what the Oscars have been missing for the last decade? Insane political rants. From people living in a fantasy world. Kudos to the New York Times on calling Hollywood out. Would hate to see them miss this opportunity. Another person said, 100% facts. The new York Times is worried that Hollywood isn't leftist enough. Is that even possible? Actors must be wising up if reporters have to beg them to act out in public. True. Again, very little politics. The third point that I wanna make, and I know I'm like, doing all of these aside, I didn't expect to rant this much, but it just kind of the power came into me and now I just have a lot to talk about. And then I'll actually get into what I have to say about Conan. But the last thing I'll say is that I watched the Oscars and I did not watch any of the films. Like, usually I've seen one or two. And I will say, like a decade ago, eight to 10 years ago, guys, I watched every single film. I was still an actor in the union at that point. So I would get all the screeners. I would watch all of them, My friends and I would have Oscar parties with, like, specially made little hors d' oeuvres and appetizers that were kind of linked and had names that were in line with all the different movies. I knew who the directors were. I even knew, like, producers and writers and we would have, like, polls and prizes and games and all of that stuff. And this year I was like, okay, Marty Supreme Christmas Day. Like, that was essentially all I knew. I knew about Sinners just because of the BAFTA awards, everybody being upset, upset at the racist remarks made about Michael B. Jordan and Delray Lindo. And so the point I'm making is that I had no skin in the game. But I will say I do think it's interesting that the film, one battle after another, swept all of the major awards. Because just from my perspective, like, outside looking in on social media, it was clear that Marty supreme and Sinners had the biggest Oscar campaigns. Like they were putting money behind getting these films nominated, getting them in front of all of the audiences. Like, you were either in like two camps, Marty supreme or Sinners. Like they were going to switch, sweep the awards. And then you had this dark horse, one battle after another. I had not even heard of the film until last night. I, hand on the Bible, did not know that Leonardo DiCaprio was nominated for best Actor until his face popped up on screen. Like, that is how disconnected I am. And so honestly, it does make me happy that they won, because I think that means that it was Actually a good film. Cause they were not spending millions and millions of dollars on social media campaigns. I guess people in the academy actually thought it was a good film. So that's great. But my not knowing about it, I don't know if that says more about me or it says more about the relevance of Hollywood. Which now brings to the main point that I wanna talk about in regards to Conan and his hosting and what I think the message of the entire Oscars show was. Because in my opinion, I don't know if you guys felt this, but there was a very obvious through line that Conan o' Brien as the host kept coming back to. And that fact was that the world is changing and Hollywood is totally disconnected and that they have very quickly fallen behind which shock of the century. Like, can't believe they finally got it. They finally realized that. But that's what he kept hammering into. And honestly, the parts of the show when Conan brought all of that up were actually the funniest to me because they felt honest, they were kind of self deprecating, they were self aware, which in my opinion makes for the best comedy. Like that's, you know, what I enjoy. And you know, like, so for example, I just wanna go through a couple of these. But right out of the gate. In his opening monologue, Conan joked about how next year some AI robot was going to be hosting the Oscars. And you know, obviously he might not be wrong. AI was a big topic of discussion throughout the night. And then immediately from there, he jumped into a roast of the Netflix CEO who was attending the Oscars for the first time. And I have to say, I literally was cackling out loud. This was the hardest that I laughed in the entire show. Just watch this whole little interaction.
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Conan O'Brien
Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos is here and this is exciting. It's his first time in a theater.
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Brett Cooper
And that's it.
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Brett Cooper
Like, that was so simple. I don't know if you guys find that as funny as I do, but it was 20 seconds and it was funny. It's funny because it's true. That man, Mr. Netflix, whatever his name is, his platform, he lives rent free in Hollywood's minds. Whether they are trying to figure out how to fight him and fight his influence, or whether they're pushing everybody to get on board and to innovate so that they can all be in the age of streaming. Like, to be fair, like, that was the basis of Timothee's opera and ballet comments before everybody decided to take them out of context and decided that it was like the worst atrocity. That's the thing that everybody has been talking about. And to his credit, Mr. Netflix, you know, took the jokes like a champ. I'm honestly impressed that he was even at the show or even invited to begin with. Cause I feel like that might not be his crowd based on how. How everybody seems to feel about streaming in Hollywood. But again, it just shows how much things are changing. Now, another big change that Conan referenced throughout the show is that starting in 2029, the Oscars are going to be officially and exclusively streaming right here on YouTube. Hello, my fellow YouTubers. This is where the Oscars are going to be taking place. And this is part of the academies and honestly, Hollywood at large, their push to finally join us in the age of streaming and social media. Now this is happening in 2029. Will they be nine years too late? Probably they should have done this in like 2022, but at least they're doing it. And Conan had a skit ready to go just for that.
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Conan O'Brien
Starting in 2029. Did you know this? Instead of ABC, the Oscars are going to air solely on YouTube. Yeah, it's the future. Yes, Big change. Some people are worried this will change how the Oscars are viewed, but I've been assured that there will not be.
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Sorry about that. But like I said, I don't think this is going to change the Oscars at all. I think this is a.
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Again. It's funny because it's real. That's the world that we live in. I mean, you guys are gonna get interrupted by an ad in the next few seconds, I'm sure. And this is where Hollywood is going whether you love it or hate it. And that was a joke that everybody could partake in because everybody in that industry, everybody in the world at large is thinking about these changes. And I personally chuckled because I am a sucker for Jane lynch, just like I am also a sucker for cozy earth pajamas. I mean, guys, perfect timing for a YouTube ad, huh? Now, guys, for me, true comfort is cozy earth. And it is the kind of comfort that literally carries you from morning to night. Because, yes, we can talk about the pajamas, the bubble cuddle. Blankets the sheets. But I have to tell you, like Cozy Earth's clothes, they get me through the day as well. Their ribbed white T shirt. You guys probably see me wear it on the show. It is my go to plain white T shirt. It is genuinely amazing and it is rare that I am not wearing their essential socks. They are breathable, they're soft, they are thoughtfully cushioned to support you step by step from the first step out of bed, in the morning, out of their sheets to the end of a long day. Now, with multiple styles of these socks, they fit seamlessly into everyday life and that is really what sets Cozy Earth apart as a brand. Every piece, every product, whether it is, you know, bedding or clothing, it is crafted with intention and attention to detail, designed to quietly elevate the every day. And it is also completely risk free with a 100 night sleep trial and a 10 year warranty. So discover how care and every detail transforms simple routines into real comfort. Head on over to cozyearth.com and use my code Brett for up to 20% off. Again, that is code Brett at checkout for up to 20% off. And if you get a post purchase survey, make sure to mention that you heard about Cozy Earth right here on the Brett Cooper show. Now speaking of care in every detail, you to care about details when it comes to your health. And that is where jevoty comes in because you would obviously never invest money without looking at the numbers first. Hopefully not. You would never sign the lease without reading the contract. You would never. Unless you were a crazy commenter. You would never post a take online without doing the research. So why are you making your health decisions with little to no data? That is what I love about Jevy. Because when you start to work with them, they come to your house, they draw your blood and they test over 100 biomarkers, not the usual 12 when your doctor is speeding through them with one foot already out the door. Over 100. Then their care team reviews your results and builds a plan around what your body needs. Custom supplements, real guidance, Nutrition. No guesswork. It is the same energy as doing your homework before forming an opinion and posting a tweet on X. Except your health is at stake. So go to gojevity.com BrettCooper and use code Brett for 20% off. Again that is G-O G-E-V-I T I.com BrettCooper use code Brett at checkout, stop guessing and start testing with Jevity today.
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Brett Cooper
But anyway, moving on from my perfectly timed ad read and Jane lynch content, that skit with her was quickly followed by another one sort of about the same thing with audiences wanting vertical content and short form content and how there should be a whole production company that re edits big movies like copy Casablanca into minute sized vertical clips for scrolling. Which is honestly not a bad idea. If you want Gen Z to see the great films, put them on TikTok. Great idea moneymaker. They're right there. Anyway, from there Conan did another one making fun of modern attention spans and what Hollywood should do to actually reach people. And guys, you will never believe what vernacular he used. Just watch.
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Conan O'Brien
Of course we here at the Oscars are always trying to figure out ways to reach a younger demographic and I've been assured this next segment will do just that. When you're hostmasking the Oscars and low pennuanly trying to rizz up the younger demographic by going brain rot mode. And even though you're uncoated with a bunch of fame filled NPCs, you're still S tier level aura farming. 67
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Brett Cooper
well, I mean guys, the clavicular lexicon officially made its way to Hollywood. It was only a matter of time somebody commented and said Conan dropping mogging and jester maxing in the Oscars monologue is the clearest yet that the timeline has officially won. Now, even though that was a bunch of mumbo jumbo on screen that he just read, I did appreciate that he called all of the actors and actresses like fame pilled NPCs like that might be the most honest thing we got out of the entire show. So I did appreciate that. Now that I've laid it all out for you, do you guys see the through line here? It was somewhat mocking audiences and poking fun at Gen Z, sure. But in a lot of ways, to me, this is why I'm bringing it up. It did feel like Conan was kind of reading the room of Hollywood and almost preparing this whole group for the future and acknowledging how society feels about them, which in a lot of ways is not great. And I also think it's not just about Hollywood at large. Like, we already know that the Oscars themselves are feeling the pressure of these changing landscapes and the lessening relevance because last year they switched from doing just the show on ABC and cable to putting it on YouTube for streaming. And obviously the next step in 2029 is YouTube. But that one decision in 2025 to put it on Hulu boosted their views to almost double their all time low, which was back in 2021. And the CEO of the Academy came out and he said that they did this very openly because viewership habits had changed. Said that they needed to change how they were viewing success. He said we have to think about the metric for success differently as our viewing habits change, citing plans to include the night of linear and digital ratings as well as a seven day ratings number and social media engagement quote. The days of just saying how many people watched a show on linear tv. Night of has evolved and that's good. Now. It's funny that they said this in 2025 because again, this changed in 2016. I don't even know how long ago, but those metrics had been changing for a long time. So they're a little bit late here, but at least they're finally catching up. And so yes, this does mean that they are changing how they are distribut the show again, they're putting it on streaming, they're gonna have it on YouTube, which will definitely help in the algorithm and people clipping it out and that sort of thing. But I'm sure it also changes how they are producing the show because rather than focusing on one long linear performance, at least in my opinion last night it felt like they were trying to produce a series of these short viral moments, almost like a really, like a worse version of snl. Like the presenter skits were awkward, they were obviously not organic and in previous years I felt like they were a little more organic. The skits were all digital, they were prerecorded, they weren't like gags on stage. Like they even had Leonardo DiCaprio making meme faces on the spot. It was the most chewy boomer attempt at like viral content. Somebody commented and said pretending to be self awareness maxing can't save you from cringe maxing and bad Hollywood writer maxing. Which is very true. But anyway, the point is it felt like everything about it was tailored towards social media, whether it was the production or the commentary. And you know, credit where credit is due because while the ratings night of were not actually that high, they did perform better than the super bowl on social media. That is at least something. But here's the thing guys. Even though they did all the skits and they wrote all of the quote unquote jokes, those views on social media were not because of Conan's skits or the presenters and their comedy. Like I literally had to spend an hour this morning googling to find all of those videos to show you. It was people talking about Timothee Chalamet. That is why the Oscars were talked about is because everybody that I saw. Now granted, I might have a very Timothy tailored algorithm right now, but every post that I saw was about Timothy. It was Timothy versus Michael B. Jordan and who was gonna win best actor or Timothy versus the opera and ballet. Like literally every, every single person on the red carpet was asked about the controversy. Like that took the place of politics on Sunday night. It was not ice and Trump. It was what do you think about Timothy and the opera and ballet? Like the self importance with so many of these people was nauseating. Like they were coming up to the microphone and going, oh Timmy, oh Timothy, why did you do that? Oh, I bet you didn't know that was gonna go viral. Maybe think better next time. Like as if you haven't tripped up and said something that you regret. As if something that you've said hasn't been taken out of context. As if that will not happen to you in the age of social media. Because like I said in that episode, the mob is just waiting bated breath for something to clip and to get angry about. So you might be mocking Timothy, but it might be your time in just a couple of weeks. As a short aside here, I do want to say that the best part of this entire controversy in my opinion was that People magazine was on the red carpet and they asked a bunch of these loud mouthed self important celebrities if they had a favorite opera or ballet. And some of these people like squeaked out the Nutcracker or Swan Lake, but most of them could not come up with anything. They had no ballet, no opera there for proving Timothee Chalamet's point. And so while poor Timothee Chalamet did not win best Actor last night, like Marty supreme did not win a single award. So I feel bad for him in that regard. Might actually be the Kardashian curse. Maybe we can talk about that in another episode. So while that did not happen, it might not have been his best night. We do need to acknowledge that Timothee Chalamet single handedly just made ballet and opera relevant again. And he also gave the Oscars the social media ratings boost that they have been desperately trying to achieve for years. Years. So just because of that, somebody needs to give him an honorary Oscar because we know that is all the man wants.