The Brett Cooper Show: "Lorde Is Gender Confused & The Dumbest Starbucks Strike Ever" – Episode 33 Summary
Release Date: May 22, 2025
In Episode 33 of The Brett Cooper Show, host Brett Cooper delves into a variety of culturally and politically charged topics, blending sharp commentary with insightful analysis. This episode, titled "Lorde Is Gender Confused & The Dumbest Starbucks Strike Ever," navigates through celebrity legal battles, presidential health scandals, sports controversies, labor strikes, and discussions on motherhood, culminating in an in-depth critique of Lorde’s latest public statements on gender identity.
1. Blake Lively’s Workplace Hostility Lawsuit
Timestamp: 00:00 – 05:00
Cooper opens the episode with an update on Blake Lively's ongoing legal battle surrounding workplace hostility and toxicity on the set of her film. Referencing a recent Daily Mail exclusive, he reveals that Lively is facing accusations of creating a toxic work environment, a sharp shift from her previous role as a plaintiff in similar lawsuits. Cooper highlights the irony and complexity of the situation, questioning the authenticity of Lively’s claims about sexism being the root cause of her brand’s failure.
Notable Quote:
"Blake Lively also tried to do the same thing. So in 2014, she started a brand called Preserve, and then she handed the reins over to her brother, who was running it out of his New York City studio apartment." [02:15]
2. Biden’s Cancer Diagnosis and Media Cover-Up Claims
Timestamp: 05:00 – 26:36
The episode takes a serious turn as Cooper addresses the shocking announcement of former President Joe Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis. He scrutinizes the official statement, emphasizing the aggressive nature of the cancer and its metastasis to the bones. Cooper expresses skepticism about the timing and transparency of the diagnosis, suggesting potential government and media cover-ups over the past years.
He questions how such an advanced cancer diagnosis could have been missed, especially given Biden’s high-profile medical attention, and criticizes the administration’s handling of health disclosures. Cooper underscores the populace’s frustration, feeling "gaslit" over Biden's health status.
Notable Quotes:
"The cancer appears to be hormone sensitive, which allows for effective management. [...] I think Khloe Kardashian also tried to start one called, like, Goosh or something like that." [05:45]
"All Americans have been gaslit for the last five years. [...] We were all called crazy." [17:50]
Cooper also references reactions from media figures like Whoopi Goldberg and Democratic advisor David Axelrod, who advocate for muting discussions about Biden’s health, further fueling his argument about systemic cover-ups.
3. Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark: A Case of Hypocrisy or Racism?
Timestamp: 26:36 – 38:23
Shifting to the sports arena, Cooper analyzes the ongoing feud between basketball stars Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark. He recounts a recent altercation where Reese’s aggressive behavior led to Clark’s defensive foul, escalating tensions between the two athletes. Cooper critiques ESPN commentator RG3’s assertion that Reese's reactions are rooted in personal animosity rather than racial bias.
When Ryan Clark, another ESPN commentator, accuses RG3’s remarks of being racially insensitive—due to RG3 being married to a white woman—Cooper vehemently disagrees. He argues that RG3 was making a legitimate observation about inconsistency in Reese’s behavior, not perpetuating racial stereotypes.
Notable Quotes:
"RG3 was not making any controversial statement. He was just acknowledging... it's about two 23-year-old women not liking each other." [32:10]
"You can't gatekeep commenting on culture or sports or politics because you don't like somebody's opinion." [35:45]
Cooper emphasizes that the focus should remain on the athletes' personal dynamics rather than diverting the conversation to race, highlighting the unnecessary complications introduced by certain commentators.
4. The Dumbest Starbucks Strike Ever: Over a Dress Code?
Timestamp: 38:23 – End
Cooper transitions to labor issues, particularly the recent strike by Starbucks employees protesting a minor dress code update. The new policy simplifies employee attire to predominantly black shirts, intended to make the iconic green aprons more prominent. Cooper finds the strike comically disproportionate, labeling the employees' objections as overreactions to a reasonable corporate decision.
He underscores how Starbucks has historically treated its employees well, offering benefits like tuition coverage through ASU Online and unprecedented fertility benefits. Despite these perks, Cooper argues that the employees' dissatisfaction over minor dress code changes signifies a broader issue of entitlement and misplaced priorities.
Notable Quotes:
"They are protesting over the dress code. [...] They are asking for you to wear a simple black shirt. You're gonna somehow decide that this is a crime against humanity." [34:00]
"Starbucks has been investing in their human so that they continue offering jobs. But you are actively seeking out things to be angry about." [37:50]
Cooper criticizes the leftist narrative of perpetual dissatisfaction, suggesting that employees are unwilling to appreciate the comprehensive benefits provided and are instead fixating on trivial matters.
5. Motherhood in the Spotlight: Jennifer Lawrence vs. Hillary Clinton
Timestamp: 38:23 – End
In a segment contrasting positive and negative narratives around motherhood, Cooper highlights Jennifer Lawrence’s heartfelt endorsements of motherhood as empowering and creatively enriching. He juxtaposes this with Hillary Clinton's controversial remarks suggesting that women shouldn't have children, implying that this role should be reserved for illegal immigrants.
Cooper dissects Clinton’s comments, arguing that they are not only offensive but also ignore the multifaceted support the Trump administration has provided to families, such as expanded access to IVF, increased child tax credits, and enhanced childcare funding. He challenges Clinton’s stance, advocating for a balanced view where individuals can choose to have children while also supporting immigrants who do the same.
Notable Quotes:
"Jennifer Lawrence... every single part of her life has been amplified because of these children because it has been so impactful and empowering." [25:15]
"Hillary Clinton is... admitting that having large families... is a net good thing. But the reason why it worked... is because we had so many immigrants." [29:00]
Cooper passionately defends the importance of motherhood, criticizing Clinton for politicizing women's reproductive choices and undermining the role of immigrants in societal growth.
6. Lorde’s Gender Identity and Public Statements: A Strategic Comeback?
Timestamp: 38:23 – End
The final and most extensive segment of the episode focuses on Lorde’s recent Rolling Stone interview, where she discusses her evolving gender identity influenced by psychedelics and personal experiences. Cooper scrutinizes her statements about being "gender confused," interpreting them as strategic moves to regain public attention rather than genuine expressions of identity.
He critiques her use of terms like "oozing" to describe her gender fluidity and finds her references to psychedelics and the infamous Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape perplexing and inauthentic. Cooper suggests that Lorde’s narrative is manufactured for publicity, especially given her prolonged hiatus from the music scene and sudden surge in public appearances, such as the Met Gala.
Notable Quotes:
"Lorde is experiencing what she calls the ooze as she was doing these psychedelics... my gender got way more expansive when I gave my body more room by oozing." [33:30]
"It's so gross. I'm so sorry that I said that, but it's just... it's ridiculous." [37:10]
Cooper concludes by questioning the sincerity of Lorde’s transformation, implying that her public statements are calculated to revitalize her career rather than reflect true personal change.
Conclusion
In this episode, Brett Cooper offers a scathing critique of contemporary cultural and political phenomena, blending celebrity news with deep-seated societal issues. From scrutinizing high-profile lawsuits and presidential health cover-ups to dissecting sports rivalries and labor strikes, Cooper maintains a critical stance on what he perceives as performative actions and systemic failures. The episode culminates in a pointed analysis of Lorde’s public persona, emphasizing Cooper’s consistent theme of skepticism towards authenticity in modern celebrity culture.
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