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Guys, today's episode might just take the cake for the most outrageous, yet also devastating story of the show thus far. Maybe even more out of pocket than the quadruple amputee murderer. Because yesterday the news broke that Kristy Noam's husband is a cross dresser with a big booby fetish. Big boobs. What? And yes, you heard that correctly. I mean, I wish you could have seen my face when I opened up X and I was accosted with these photos. Like, I could not believe it was real. I thought for sure it had to be AI. I was like, this is like some kind of blackmail scam. This is not real. Just because it is so weird. And yet, unfortunately, it is. So, without further ado, please hide your kids, cover their eyes, because everyone needs to meet Brian Noem Bradley. And here he is, big boobies included. Now, right from the jump, we need to acknowledge that, yes, this is an absolutely insane story, but it is also incredibly sad. And yet, as we are watching this marriage fall apart in front of us, I feel like nobody should really be surprised. Now, before we dive into this story, I'm gonna be doing some more live shows, by the way, so if you wanna get tickets for those, everything will be@brettcooper.com, which is also where you can be redirected to Cooper Confidential for behind the scenes content. All right, diving into this story now. So, I mean, I just don't even know where to start. All of this information came out after the Daily Mail obtained hundreds of mess and various women within the bimbo ification scene. Excuse me?

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Did you just say Bimbo ification? I did not know that that was a scene. I still really don't wanna know. I think I know as much as I would like to know, but Here we are. We are dealing with this together. So the headline from the Daily Mail reads, secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross dressing husband, Byron. Oh my God. I keep saying Byron. It's Brian. This poor man. Like I'm telling his shameful story and I can't even pronounce his name correctly. It's not Byron or Bri. It's Brian. Cross dressing husband Brian. The pouty, busty bimbo photos and the trove of explicit messages. Now, before I read some excerpts to you, I just want to give props to this author for the top tier writing because here is how the article started. Kristi Noem's husband is today revealed as a secret cross dresser who dons gigantic fake breasts and pink hot pants to chat with online fetish models. While his wife has operated at the highest echelons of government handling matters of national security in her role as DHS secretary, Brian Oem, 56, has been dressing up and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty. And guys, apparently it's not just that he himself likes wearing the gigantic boobies, as you guys saw, but apparently he also likes looking at them like just across the board. This man is a mega fan of mega big boobies, boobies. This is big booby Brian that we are dealing with today. Somebody commented and said, you're laughing. Kristen Noem just got brutally chest mogged by her husband and you're laughing. I had to include it. I mean, like literally, look at them. It is shocking. I also just have to say this photo is a word work of art. This is a real photo from the Daily Mail investigation. That is Brian. He's holding up the knockers. Meanwhile, their dog, who has not been shot by Kristi Noem yet, is peering at him from within the closet. Every part of this is just wild. Anyway, moving on back into the story. This man Brian has sent over $25,000 in digital payments to the women that he was chatting with online. And in the messages they found references to custom made XL XL implants that can hold more than 3,000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast. Far greater than surgeons typically recommend. Well, thank goodness. Cause it's not actually being put inside of him. He's just wearing them anyway. It's called bimbo ification. People who modify their body to look like a doll. The Barbie look, his kink is for huge, huge, ridiculous boobs. Now again, parents, let's say we just have some discretion. Maybe remove any, you know, vulnerable ears that are in the room. Because one of these conversations reads, how are Your boobs, He asks her. Would you ever go bigger? He asks. The model sent him an array of topless selfies and lingerie shots. Jason, that's who he went by, apparently felt relaxed enough to reciprocate with photos of himself wearing skimpy outfits and lopsided DIY breasts. You turned me into a girl, he said. Should I put on leggings? No, no, Brian, no. Big booby Brian. We don't wanna see you in leggings. Please. A PayPal account belonging to Jason Jackson sent the woman regular deposits, typically between 500 and 1,000 dol. She says he openly admitted to having a wife and a family. He'd say, I love my wife and I want to get better, and then he'd disappear, come back and start again, the woman added. Over time, the models began to figure out the real identity of their shadowy benefactor. A second woman told the Daily Mail that she pocket dialed Jason and was astonished to hear a voicemail greeting saying, noem Insurance. Leave a message. A quick Google search pulled up photos of Kristy and Brian Noem. I was completely shocked. I said, why are you doing this? I didn't think that hot guys did this. The woman said. He said he didn't care. I thought you should care. Your wife could lose everything she's ever worked for. A second woman had also read about Christie's alleged affair with Lewandowski, which we are going to get into. I asked him about it, she said, and his response was, I know there's nothing I can do about it. I mean, these two conversations, the reason why I wanted to read them is because this is incredibly sad. Yes, obviously this whole thing is weird and perverse. It's very porn brained of him to be doing this and have this fetish. And by the way, over on Blue sky, the people's main concern is that we're not like kink shaming him. Like, I'm sorry. No, I will be kink shaming. This requires shame. Thank you very much. Anyway, that was just an aside about Blue Sky. But anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, yes, it is weird, yes, it is odd. But this is also a merit that is falling apart. This is a man who allegedly knew what he was doing was wrong and weird and tried to be better. It's also a man who allegedly knew that his boss, babe wife, was allegedly having an affair with her top aide, Corey Lewandowski. And if you didn't know that little rumor about Kristy Noem, well, now you do. And allegedly, among many other things, it is a big reason why she was removed from her DHS post last month. And according to the Daily Mail and Yahoo, their affair is Washington DC's worst kept secret. Secret. One article said that the pair are practically inseparable and have been spotted grinding on each other at parties and leaving each other's apartments despite the fact that they are both married to other people. The arrangement has become such a MAGA meme that the DHS secretary was actually mocked for taking her husband to a black tie White House event over the weekend instead of Lewandowski. That's how you know it's bad when people are like, huh? You're actually showing up with your actual husband. That's. I mean this is like. It's just ridiculous. I also want to say that I will never forgive Aaron Sorkin and the West Wing for trying to convince me me for brainwashing me into thinking that the White House being president, the administration, is any kind of serious business with any kind of class and integrity. Like, no, we are watching an episode of Veep unfold. I feel like I say that at least twice a month. But seriously. And I blame Aaron Sorkin because I remember watching the west when I was like 15 years old and was like, oh, the prestige of being President, of being in the White House. Meanwhile, you have 50 year old married couples grinding on each other at White House events. You freaks. Anyway, moving on to continue this weird story. There was also blanket gate that happened between Kristy Noem and Corey Lewandowski where Lewandowski literally fired a Coast Guard pilot after he misplaced Kristi Noem's favorite blanket on one of their planes. But then they actually rehired him just moments later because there was nobody else available to fly them home. People have speculated about whether it was really about a blanket or whether the pilot had seen something. People have also said that it was actually about a bag that was left on the plane that had some enclosure incriminating information in it about Christy Dome. I don't know if it was just about a blanket. It seems weird for your top aide, your advisor, your chief of staff to be angry over your personal favorite blanket. I don't know. But what do I know? Actually what I do know is that you won't have to deal with any people like this at gcu. Now some say that higher education is outdated or irrelevant. 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