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So, guys, I don't even know how to introduce this video today, but we need to talk about kudermaging. It has taken X by storm. And yes, you heard that correctly. The word that I said, the phrase, the new phrase in your lexicon is kudermaging. Now, this has taken X by storm. The conservative community is absolutely flabbergasted, and they cannot decide whether this is offensive to the movement or whether it's flattering and just, you know, a fact of life. But honestly, I'm just surprised that it didn't happen sooner because actually, Cooter mogging and the politicization of OnlyFans models is a sign of the political. We will just cut straight to the chase here because again, I don't even know how to describe this in any kind of fun way other than just diving in. So there is a young woman, her name is Savannah, she is over on Instagram, who has suddenly gone viral for her seemingly average clips on her podcast. Now, I don't know if this woman actually has a podcast. There's this kind of thing that's come up on social media just because clips on TikTok and Instagram are so big, where people will not actually have a podcast. They're just recording fun, funny clips, essentially, like reactions and funny gags. They are simply producing content for the sole purpose of it being cut down and put out into the world vertically. I feel like that's kind of what's happening here, and I'll tell you why in a little bit. But anyway, when you watch those clips, you will notice that she is sitting in her chair in a very odd way. And I don't mean sitting in her chair like I used to share. Yeah, I'm in my pajama bottoms. You guys should know this is a very humbling moment. I realized when I just put my leg up. I only put on nice shirts when I'm recording. Anyway, besides the point, it's not her sitting like this. It's her sitting in a completely different way while wearing very tight clothing while simultaneously also wiggling her toes into the camera that somehow also happened to be in frame. Now, children, avert your eyes. But adults in the room, take a look. I'd just like to say that men can never be women. And if we can't say that, then we can't live in a free society. Can we please stop addressing Ilhan Omar as a congresswoman? And I mean, she's literally a fraud. Is it true that your school's libraries offer Islamic literature like the Quran and Other things. Yes. So McMillan Junior High, this is not a normal way to sit. Even more importantly, that is not a normal way to have the camera angled. No normal woman who is not trying to present herself in a certain way sits in that manner with those body parts perfectly positioned in front of the camera. So hopefully you guys are watching on YouTube instead of just listening to the audio version. So I really don't have to explain in depth what is happening here. I'm not going to do that. But just in case you're listening on audio, you can kind of understand what I'm saying. And the fact that the word that people are using is cooter mogging, I'm sure you understand what body part is very much in frame. Now, what I am trying to get at here in showing you these clips is that the primary content of her videos is not actually what she is saying about trans women and men or Ilhan Omar or the Qurans in school. It is her body. It is her crotch that is somehow fully exposed and perfectly framed in the shot every single time. And her newly manicured tanned feet dangling at the bottom of the frame. Like, guys, she is a politithot. That is her job. She is an OnlyFans creator and she has carved this out to be her niche. And I have been cracking up at the comments because they are just so incredible. Like one person over on X said, at least she stands 11 toes down in her opinions. Yeah, she's got them dogs wiggling in frame. Another woman said her funnel for her onlyfans is basically clam flapping in right wing content. Yeah, clam flapping. We could also call it arbying if we wanted to. If, you know, you know. Anyway, this man also cut to the chase and he said it's right wing soft porn. She has certainly found a niche to exploit. Exactly. And we will get to that. So, right wing Twitter, speaking of them, they just caught onto her last night and now people are divided. Now, I think that most of us online had never heard of this girl or seen her content. Probably because we are not degenerate hoes that are looking for OnlyFans content. But somebody did stumble upon it and. And Lauren Witzke, I hope I'm pronouncing her last name correctly. She made the first post that I saw, a post that now has over 13 million impressions and has blown this girl into the stratosphere of Internet fame. Or maybe I should say infamy. But this woman, Lauren, posted the clip that the girl made about Ilhan Omar and she said this, she said, five years ago we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low IQ talking points about Muslims. Disgusting. On the flip side, Jesse Kelly, who is also a big commentator, he tweeted about this and he said, I keep seeing that video of that dime talking about politics and everybody complaining about it. Why? Hot chick privilege is real. It is the most elite privilege to have. It will get you access to things way beyond your skill set. It has always been this way and it always will be. And even though this situation goes a little bit deeper than just hot chick privilege, he's not wrong about the situation. But I guess what I want to speak to right now, or I guess the situation that I want to address is the conservatives on X who are freaking out over this, who are so upset about the women in this space who believe that this Savannah girl is any true thought leader. Thought not meaning thought in the beamable way. But you know t h o u g t that thought or that her relevance is any more significant than it actually is. Like going back to Lauren's initial post, which is the one that went viral and got everybody's attention. And I'm sorry, and maybe my elders in this world will cringe when I say this, but in reading her post, I literally had to stop and google who Michelle Malkin is after she referenced her in that tweet. Like that is not to say that Michelle did not do anything incredible work exposing things and fighting for our country. But like right now, if I'm being honest, things have changed in the media landscape, things have changed in politics. And I could confidently say that I would not have been able to pick Michelle out of a lineup. And now that I am re Internet acquainted with her, I actually think that it's quite dumb and maybe even offensive to compare somebody of her seriousness and caliber to this Teleprompter reading Instagram OnlyFans thought like, I mean it's like comparing apples to oranges to me. And it just says that somebody maybe doesn't really understand the digital landscape or what Savannah is very obviously doing here. Again, Savannah is not in the business of politics. She is not a conservative commentator. Hopefully somebody does not invite her to CPAC or any of those conferences because what she is doing here is not that she is in the business of her onlyfans, which you can literally See right here, you click the link in her bio, it's the only link there. And it takes you to her OnlyFans, her VIP OnlyFans. And everything that you see publicly on social media funnels directly into that. And it is not unusual for these models or porn star sex workers to have a niche. I mean, like just the other day I was scrolling on reels and I saw a video of a girl making pottery. And I don't think I even posted about this, but my sister in law and I did a pottery class a couple of months ago and so now I've been fed all of this, you know, pottery content. My phone is listening to me. So I've been liking all of it and interacting with it. And so this video comes up and I'm watching it and then bam. Like literally I'm like oh my eyes. This girl ends up in the same kudermaging position with her pottery held in front of her body, toes wiggling, boobs out, the same thing. And she was showing off her pottery, but obviously, obviously it was not. So then I'm interested. I click on her page to see what in the hell is going on here. I was flabbergasted. Her profession is doing thought arena, like self proclaimed, that is what she calls it. That is her business is doing. 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Women who respond to their messages, maybe like their comments, respond to their messages on OnlyFans, offer them personalized content for, you know, a price premium just for them. Women who make these subscribers feel seen and wanted. That is how OnlyFans works. Because initially it was not created for sexual content. It was created as a way for creators to interact with their audiences. It was like a free for all patreon, I guess I should say, or something like that, or a free for all Cooper Confidential that this type of content does not live on Cooper Confidential. But you get what I'm saying. It was designed to create a relationship between a creator and an audience. And so that is what this girl and what the thoughttery girl, that's what they're doing. They're building a foundation with their audience. And Savannah, to her business savvy credit, I guess, saw an opening in the market. You know, most of these sex workers are extremely liberal. My body, my choice, you know the drill. I'm sure she realized that she could have a quote unquote podcast and say the right, right wing things, build camaraderie, a connection with a new audience, and then bring them in as paying customers later on. And Lauren was right in her post to say that it is kind of low IQ content, because honestly, it probably is. I don't know whether she is even actually a Republican or actually a conservative, whether she is just being fed talking points. It looks like she's maybe reading them on a teleprompter. She's Also not saying anything that is unique or insightful or even revolutionary at all. Like one of the first posts actually that I saw about her and about her content was somebody saying how milquetoast her takes were. Like this guy wrote and said I am dead. She is delivering 2010's talking points while Cooter mogging. Don't hate the player, hate the game. And this is such a great point because when I saw the initial outrage over her content and the disgust over what she was doing, like when I first clicked on Lauren's video, I expected to go to her Instagram page and see these crazy alt right takes her celebrating Nick Fuentes or her being a groiper, whatever it is a groipette I guess. But no lessons from President Bush 101. Literally President Bush. Anyway, moving on from that now I do wanna add this little wrinkle into the story here. I would be remiss to exclude this part of the drama because it is being discussed online. But some people on X are now blaming Israel for her quick rise to Internet fame, saying that they installed her to rope in the young men to get them back on her side because she's talking about, you know, the Quran and Islam and all the things like this woman said, this is the slop that the pro Israel crowd pushes on young conservative men, the target audience of Israel's 8th Front war campaign. Transl. Watch me make sexual gestures while I tell you how Ilhan Omar is a subhuman terrorist. Now on this note, the thing is, and this is kind of a black pill, while I am sure that yes, some men subscribe to her content, when I looked in her comment section, when I looked at the people who were responding positively over on X saying I don't think this is bad, I'm gonna look into her, what's her name, all of those types of things drooling over her posting comments on Instagram. They were not 18 year old groipers. Like that was not the demographic, unfortunately it was middle aged men. And then when I went further and I clicked on their profiles, I noticed that it was a lot of married middle aged men. So if this is some Israel conspiracy then it's the wrong demo. You're not reaching the right guys. And listen, the IDF is famous. They are famous for their Israeli intelligence campaigns. But I really don't think in the circumstance that that is that I don't think that it is that deep or that complicated in any sense. For example, one guy commented and he said she is not a conservative female she is an OnlyFans model who smartly identified that the majority of onlyfans models are extremely liberal. She is trying to sell sex in a different market demographic. It is really not that complicated. This is a business for her. Cut and dry. It is sex work that is her business, not politics. And maybe I am naive, maybe I'm looking at the world through rose colored glasses. But no, I also do not think that that is the future of conservative commentating and program. Especially because nobody knew about her until people started complaining. Like literally per usual, the Streisand effect in action once again. For example, this guy commented and said people gotta stop sharing stuff you hate and then telling people to also hate it. I would have had no clue who this individual was. Comments full of people going who is that? Trying to quell the message by spreading the message, make it make sense. Then using that logic, maybe the conspiracy continues. Maybe people wanted the young men to learn about her and watch her. Whatever. I have no idea. My thoughts on this is that obviously it's gross, it is disgusting and I am really not surprised that this content exists, nor am I really concerned about it other than it being part of my general dislike for porn and the OnlyFans business. I still maintain that it is unsafe long term. I believe it is terrible for the self worth of the creators. But Most importantly with OnlyFans specifically, I believe that it is so incredibly isolating and mind numbing for the subscribers. If you're subscribing to this kind of content, if you are creating this parasocial relationship with somebody like her on the pretense of her possibly fake political values, it's giving you this false sense of security and attention and importance as you're paying for this digital online lady friend who I'm sorry, does not give a crap about you. I don't think she gives a crap about politics or what she's saying in these videos. Everything is funneling towards sex work and taking advantage of your loneliness and your desires. That is what is happening here. And yes that is true. Even if she is some super based cooter monger who talks about capitalism with her boobies out like I'm sorry, that is still just a fact. This is not conservatism. Sure maybe it is, you know, an arm of propaganda, but it is propaganda with the express intent to get you to click on the link in her bio to see more the next time that she releases a full video in an American flag bikini. That is the propaganda.