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Brett Cooper (0:00)
So, guys, I thought that the most pathetic thing I saw on social media this weekend was the Barbie Dreamfest that took place in Florida. Or maybe I should say attempted to take place. Like failed utterly. And then I saw photos of CPAC and suddenly Barbie Dreamfest did not look so pathetic. And shocker. And maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don't really think that the podcast wars did this. Now, before we dive into today's story, I actually want to ask you guys a question. What do you think MAGA stands for these days? Like, I'm interested in reading your comments. Like, do you still identify with maga? Do you think it still represents the same thing that it did in 2016, 2020, or even 2024? This is a debate that I've been seeing in comment sections on X. It's something Alex and I have been talking about a lot. And I think it's really relevant to what we are discussing today. And I'm genuinely just interested in where you guys stand. So we're gonna do a little bit of my own polling today. I don't know if you guys saw, but CNN was like 100% of MAGA approves of everything Trump is doing. 100% approval rating. And I was like, oh, oh, okay, well then am I, am I still maga? I don't know. Anyway, just let me know. I'm excited to read your comments. All right, moving into today's story, we certainly are in the era of failed conventions. You know, two years ago we had the infamous Willy's Chocolate experience that happened in Scotland. There was the woman in the crazy green wig doing the potions. Of course there was Fyre Fest, Tanacon, which was Tana. How do you even pronounce her last name? Mogul module, whatever it is. That was her alternative to Vidcon. There was of course dashcon, which was some kind of like Tumblr conference where the only amenity they offer people was a blow up ball pit. Anyway, the point is, this weekend, and you might have seen this on social media, there was a festival that was put on in Fort Lauderdale called Barbie's Dream Fest. And it was just the latest in a long line of overhyped and under delivered events. And the tickets caught cost a whopping $250. And now this event was supposed to have Serena Williams winning like this girl Boss feminism award. Angel Reese was supposed to be there. They would have inspiring panels on girlhood and womanhood, glam bars and photo shoots and fashion shows. They were even gonna have yoga and disco And a marketplace and all of these things. It was for moms, daughters, sisters, babies, everyone. It was just a place to celebrate Barbie and womanhood. But when the guests arrived, this is what they got instead. A 20 by 20 cutout of turf that they probably bought that morning at Lowe's and a Barbie Dream House that looked like they ordered it off of Temu. Now they also had a roller rink that was literally just like concert barrier fencing sectioning off a part of the concrete floor that literally looks like NER trauma surgeon's dream. Like already in that photo, if we zoom in a little bit, there is somebody going down head first onto straight concrete. They also then had the Barbie Marketplace that they were talking so highly about. I don't even have like a great analogy for that because it's so depressing and empty. Like these people seriously got bamboozled. The Financial Times wrote about it and how it was just an utter calamity, as Link Lauren would say, an utter disaster. And they wrote the larger than life interactive Dream house was a one dimensional cutout with a stretch of artificial grass, a picnic blanket, two pink chairs and a camper van. The 80s disco roller rink where the program promised fans could glide. Underneath was 10 metal barricades arranged in a rectangle. No neon lights, no decor, no disco. Had Billie Eilish written a theme song for Barbie Dreamfest as she did for the 2023 Barbie movie, she might have changed the title from what Was I Made For? To what have I Paid For? And that, my friends, might be the best line that a journalist has ever written. I mean, guys, it was so bad that people on Reddit were saying that they left early despite having flown to Florida for this event and paying for a three day pass. This person said, I'm there too. I was going to stay through Sunday. I changed my flight to leave tomorrow morning. It is so sad how terrible it is there. I don't wanna come back tomorrow. Actually, I was upstairs and I heard staff members voicing concerns about all of the canceled guests and programming. Yeah, your concern, I guess, should be the canceled guests, but you should have been concerned about the programming before people got there. That's something you think about before people start changing their flights to leave Barbie Fest. Now, you guys know I love this stuff. I've done so many episodes on Fyre Fest and the Willy's Chocolate Experience. Like, I just love chaos online. So this absolutely consumed my feed this weekend. It was all up in my algorithm. I could not stop laughing as more and more photos were coming out of Girls in pink dresses and empty conference centers. And then lol, I realized that half of the photos were of cpac. I was scrolling through and I was like, oh my God, there's literally nobody here. And then I realized I was looking at cpac. These are photos from Vanity Fair, guys. I genuinely thought that some of this was Barbie Khan. But no, it's cpac. Like, oops, my bad. Honest mistake, I guess, because based on the photos and videos online, CPAC looked about as dead as Barbie Fest. Now you might be like, brett, I don't even know what you're talking about. What the actual F is cpac. And honestly guys, I had to ask myself that same question. Like, obviously I knew that there was a conservative event called cpac. I've like watched people's speeches there before. I knew that it happened, but I didn't actually know what it was. And I didn't realize that until a couple of days ago. Vanity Fair reached out to me last week. They said, we're doing this article on Gen Z and cpac, the modern conservative movement. We're sending reporters there. Could you give us your thoughts on the event? And I literally read that email and I was like, huh? I genuinely didn't know how to respond. Which they actually printed. Just listen to this. I was cracking up. I didn't think that they would actually use this in the article, but they said. Brett Cooper, a 24 year old conservative commentator with a YouTube show consisting of over 1.6 million subscribers, woo Woo has recently notably vocal about the war in Iran, particularly in what she sees as the lack of transparency in the administration's messaging. Very true. When asked why she didn't attend the conference this year, she said, ironically, I have no comment because I literally don't even know what CPAC is. And that is how I responded. And I was like, yeah, you're welcome to print that, but I have nothing to say. I have no context on what it was before, what it is now. I don't even know. Like, am I, am I a bad conservative? Am I a bad conservative commentator? Like, the only joy that I get out of these types of events these days is looking at the Grindr surge in the area after the events take place to get a good laugh. But like, this time there weren't even enough people there to have a Grindr surge. Anyway, moving on from that. Just had to throw that in there. Like I said, I knew that CPAC was some big event conference I have never attended. I don't think I've ever been invited. I'M not sure. I don't remember if I have. And literally, guys, my only experience with CPAC in any capacity whatsoever is that four years ago, one of my best friends, one of my bridesmaids, she attended cpac. She went to network for her job. She ended up having her drink spiked and woke up outside of her hotel. Like, in the grass outside of her hotel. Like, it is a true story, horrifying story. But yeah, I never went. I definitely did not go after that was her experience. Because again, horrifying. And then on top of that, until this weekend, I did not know what the acronym stood for. I did not know that it was put on by a super pac. Like, genuinely, I was living in the dark. And based on the rest of that article from Vanity Fair, based on the response online from my generation about what they saw at CPAC or did not see because they chose not to go, I do not think I am alone in this feeling. But I do have to be fair and say that I don't think anyone was as alone as the people actually attending cpac. Because, my friends, it was so dead. Just take a look at these videos here.
