Clip Drill

Summary

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The Brilliant Idiots – “Clip Drill” (May 29, 2026)

Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dissect culture, comedy, sports, and the perils of viral fame in their signature irreverent, rapid-fire style.

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dive into a medley of current topics, ranging from recent NBA playoffs, music industry milestones (Drake vs. Kendrick), and the addictive nature of viral attention, to controversy in the comedy world and body image insecurities. Throughout, they maintain a blend of humor, insight, and self-aware banter, offering takes on everything from social media-fueled conflict to the nuances of male waxing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life Updates & Humorous Mishaps

• Charlamagne sells his car online: Opens sharing his suspicion at a transaction going "too smoothly" with Carvana, poking fun at his pessimistic outlook.
  • “Nothing in my life goes as smoothly. I’m waiting for the catch.” (00:05)
• Andrew broke his nose (again): Reveals a paddle sports mishap, turning it into comedic fodder and leading to a debate on getting a nose job for function vs. character.
  • “There’s also character in it.” – Andrew (02:11)
  • “You won’t be the first man to get in. I don’t think you should... but if you feel like you should, it’s Hollywood calling.” – Charlamagne (02:14)

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2. NBA Playoffs Talk — Knicks Optimism, Wemby Dissection

New York Knicks' Chances

• Both hosts are unusually optimistic about the Knicks’ odds, with recurring jokes about jinxing the team.
  • “Let me go ahead and jinx the Knicks... I think they can win it all.” – Charlamagne (02:59)
  • “I think they can win it... I’m not worried about [OKC or the Spurs].” – Andrew (03:03)

Analyzing Opponents, Rookie Standouts and Flopping

• Wembanyama critiqued for inconsistency and lack of physicality (“old man beef”) despite his talent.
• Extended debate about style of play, free throw “merchants”, and flopping in the NBA:
  • “Shy is a scamming ass... just flopping all over the place as if somebody really fouled him.” – Charlamagne (07:32)
  • Chris interjects: “Brunson’s among the top three most egregious floppers in the league.” (08:15)

Impact of Winning Knicks

• “The world is better when the Knicks are winning.” – Charlamagne (09:17)
• Joking conspiracy that Knicks winning could trigger world peace:
  • “How much you want to bet the Knicks win the championship, the war in Iran stops?” – Andrew (09:56)

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3. Sports & Pop Culture — Celebrities in the Crowd

• Brief mention of courtside celebrities (Timothée Chalamet, Kylie Jenner, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce) and their perceived lack of influence compared to NFL.
  • “The NBA doesn’t give a fuck about your little girlfriend.” – Charlamagne (10:34)

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4. The Attention Economy, Virality & Ray J’s Fight (14:05–16:34)

Ray J Boxing for Clout

• The hosts lament Ray J’s involvement in influencer boxing despite personal and health risks, pondering the “algobosses” (social media overlords) who monetize viral drama.
  • “Don’t set yourself on fire... we seeing a lot of that in 2026.” – Charlamagne (14:05)
• Explores the addictive nature of chasing viral relevance and dopamine from online conflict.
  • “Every high gotta be like that high... you only get one of those, if we’re being honest.” – Andrew (14:34)
• Charlamagne references labyrinthine concepts from “How Techno Feudalism Killed Capitalism,” noting tech’s exploitation of “cloud capital” through conflict.

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5. Shame, Comedy, and the Social Media “Circular Firing Squad” (15:39–22:40)

• Discusses the primal human drive to shame others, as articulated by Jim Norton (“at our core that’s what we actually want” – 15:48).
• The vulnerability of comedians to group-shaming—especially regarding the Kevin Hart roast controversy—gets dissected.
  • “Being a comedian, you got to be careful because... it’s guaranteed, if not, then you probably playing it very, very... safe.” – Charlamagne (21:54)
• On comedians piling on each other for clout:
  • “The need to express it, especially in a non-comedic way... if you don’t have a podcast and you’re just tweeting or posting...” – Andrew (19:14)
• The difference in fallout for jokes made under the guise of stand-up versus unfiltered opinions offstage (19:54–20:54).

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6. Sensitive Comedy — The Limits of Joking (22:41–34:41)

Roast Culture & The Kevin Hart Special

• Extended debate on the ethics and practice of roast comedy, using the Kevin Hart Netflix roast as case study.
  • Kevin: “The rules of being comedian are understood by all comedians.” (23:10)
  • Schulz: “Even when we set up parameters... there are still certain people that are going to be upset by it.” (20:38)
  • Charlamagne: “Your individual parameters don’t mean it’s not too far for others.” (20:54)
• On the “George Floyd joke,” its impact, and the nuances of performing dark material with or without permission from the target.
• Charlamagne and Andrew both defend the value of “the joke” but differ on delivery and subjective taste:
  • “I’m always gonna defend comedy... even if I didn’t like the material.” – Andrew (32:23)
  • “I don’t defend terrible comedy.” – Charlamagne (32:29)
  • Praise for Cheryl Underwood’s improvisational brilliance (33:43)

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7. Music Industry: Drake vs. Kendrick — Stats, Legacy, and The Nature of Beef (38:47–54:54)

Drake’s Chart Dominance

• Debate on the cultural weight of record-breaking chart metrics (Drake vs. Michael Jackson) vs. actual cultural impact.
  • “Numbers do lie... there’s a difference between the type of music Michael Jackson has given us compared to Drake.” – Charlamagne (39:19)
  • “It’s like Jordan/LeBron to be compared to Michael Jackson.” – Andrew (41:34)

Kendrick’s Victory & Boxing Analogies

• Comparing Drake and Kendrick’s rap beef to Muhammad Ali’s boxing encounters—does a head-to-head battle matter most?
  • “We will never remember the ass kicking Kendrick...” – Charlamagne (44:00)
• Extended metaphor about “winning the fight vs. winning the war.”
  • “At the end, you don’t remember a battle lost. You remember the war.” – Andrew (44:49)
• Arguments over whether recency bias and audience favorites outweigh the importance of a momentary win.
• Comparing entertainers, artistic influence, and what truly cements legacy (Muhammad Ali/Prince/MJ references).

Clip-Culture & Social Virality

• Schulz and Charlamagne poke fun at how podcast moments get clipped, misrepresented, and shared by fan and opponent pages, fueling endless online culture wars.
  • “The thing I love about it... they’ll take it and have a caption that has nothing to do with what I said.” – Charlamagne (46:56)

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8. Viral Oddities, Body Image & Modern Masculinity (64:09–76:03)

• AI Animal Viral Clip: The hosts riff on a supposed “pussy fish,” leveraging the moment for crude humor.
• Debate about American male anxieties over penis size, “looksmaxxing,” and the rise of procedures like waxing and even ball enhancement.
  • “Lose some weight around your midsection... I shaved recently. The confidence boost—talk about it!” – Andrew (72:38)
• Charlamagne: “I’m a pro... My body different, yo.” (73:40)

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9. Medical and Social Commentary

• Discussion on circumcision, its potential ties to autism (per RFK Jr.), and what really happens to foreskin (used in anti-aging creams, per Schulz).
  • “Hospitals will sell it, man—they’re selling foreskin.” – Andrew (70:55)
  • “Don’t think that some of y’all not walking around here with foreskin coats either.” – Charlamagne (71:00)
• Jokes about balding, waxing, and who can pull off the “bald look,” leading to a goofy audit of famous bald men.

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10. Audience Q&A (“Asking Idiots”) (77:28–88:44)

• Wedding Advice:
  • “Take a moment to look out at all the people who are there just to celebrate your love.” – Andrew (77:50)
  • “Do enjoy the moment and don’t have your phones.” – Charlamagne (78:23)
• Ball Swapping:
  • “There’s nothing that has equal value to your balls.” – Charlamagne (82:37)
• Comedy Roasts, Burn-It-All-Down Mentality:
  • If Netflix offered $10 million each for a “Brilliant Idiots” roast, would they do it? Both entertain the idea, with caveats about ending their careers in the process.
  • “This could be it, Sho. This might be it. Turn off the lights.” – Charlamagne (87:43)

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Notable & Memorable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• On smooth deals:
  • “Nothing in my life goes as smoothly. I’m waiting for the catch.” – Charlamagne (00:05)
• On nose jobs:
  • “There’s also character in it.” – Andrew (02:11)
• On the NBA’s evolution:
  • “And Wimby’s too up and down like somebody bouncing on the dick at Pride weekend in D.C. last weekend.” – Charlamagne (03:27)
• On attention and clout:
  • “Don’t set yourself on fire... we seeing a lot of that in 2026.” – Charlamagne (14:05)
• On roast comedy’s rules:
  • “The rules of being comedian are understood by all comedians. Enjoy your day. Live, love, laugh.” – Kevin Hart (23:10)
• On clip-culture:
  • “They’ll take it and have some caption that has nothing to do with what I just said.” – Charlamagne (46:56)
• On chasing viral highs:
  • “Every high gotta be like that high... you only get one of those, if we’re being honest.” – Andrew (14:34)
• On masculinity & grooming:
  • “If you do it enough, you’ll never have that much hair on it for them to be snatching it off, bro. Trust me. I’m a pro.” – Charlamagne (73:09)
• On cultural and music legacy:
  • “At the end of your career, you don’t really remember a battle that was lost. You remember the war, and Muhammad Ali won the war.” – Andrew (44:49)
• On potential roast fallout:
  • “This might be it, Sho. This might be it. Turn off the lights. How do you want to do it?” – Charlamagne (87:43)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:00–02:00] Cold open: Charlamagne’s car sale & Andrew’s broken nose
• [02:57–04:03] Knicks playoff analysis; optimism & jinx talk
• [14:05–16:34] Ray J boxing, clout addiction, “algobosses” and viral highs
• [19:54–22:40] Social media shaming, the risk for comedians
• [22:41–34:41] Roast culture, Kevin Hart controversy, limits of dark comedy
• [38:47–54:54] Drake vs. Kendrick discourse, chart records, boxing analogies
• [64:09–76:03] “Pussy fish,” male body anxieties, waxing, and balding
• [77:28–88:44] Audience Q&A: weddings, balls-for-hair swap, hypothetical $10M roast contract, and comedic limits

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Tone & Style Notes

The hosts keep a fast, sharp, irreverent tone, oscillating between playful provocations, earnest pop culture analysis, and candid (often self-deprecating) stories. Humor and cultural critique intermingle, and the energy rarely wanes, with repeated self-awareness about podcast “clip-bait” moments and the parasocial podcast ecosystem.

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For New Listeners

This episode masterfully weaves sports talk, pop culture, social media theory, and personal anecdotes into an hourlong conversation that’s equal parts joke and observation. Standout for its blend of comedy world inside-baseball, memes-turned-meta-commentary, and unfiltered looks at contemporary masculinity.

Skip straight to:

• NBA discussion & Knicks optimism: [02:45–08:00]
• Ray J, clout, and the nature of viral attention: [14:05–16:34]
• Deep dive into comedy controversies: [22:41–34:41]
• Drake vs. Kendrick, legacy debates: [38:47–54:54]
• Audience Q&A and wisdom: [77:28–88:44]

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Transcript

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I sold my car in Carvana last night. Well, that's cool. No, you don't understand. It went perfectly. Real offer down to the penny. They're picking it up tomorrow. Nothing went wrong. So what's the problem? That is the problem. Nothing in my life goes as smoothly. I'm waiting for the catch.

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe there's no catch.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's exactly what a catch would want me to think.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You need to relax. I need to knock on wood. Do we have wood? Is this table wood? I think it's laminate. Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's close enough. Car selling without a catch. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pick up fees may apply. All new drinks are now at McDonald's with refreshers like the Strawberry Watermelon Refresher and the Mango Pineapple Refresher with Popping Boba. To crafted sodas like the Sprite Berry Blast with berry flavors and cold foam. Who knew ice cold drinks could be so fire? Try them all now at McDonald's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Refreshers contain caffeine. Copyright 2026, the Coca Cola Company Sprite is a registered trademark of the Coca Cola Company.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yep. Charlamagne. Tha God.

[Andrew Schultz]

Andrew Schultz.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Y' all the brilliant idiots. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness? We in here. What's up, Schultze? As a Kayaka.

[Andrew Schultz]

How you doing, my boy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why you keep grabbing your nose, man?

[Andrew Schultz]

I broke that shit again.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How? Padal.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, Padal.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What the fuck, man?

[Andrew Schultz]

I landed on the paddle. No, this is the most embarrassing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How the fuck did that happen, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm trying to get security camera footage because it would be so funny, but like, I slipped and the paddle was like, here. And I just headbutted that damn. And I just broke my fucking nose.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you think God is trying to tell you, man?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nose job.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You think so?

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. You've been thinking about it, right? No, but you're thinking about it. You've been thinking about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

So I. I went to this doctor because my was all black and blue. And he's like, here's the thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, I can shave three inches off that. What happened?

[Andrew Schultz]

We both did this together, if I get it. You get it. Nobody said this. He's like, look, you don't breathe out of one of your nostrils. And I was like, why not? And he's like, well. Cause you've just crushed the bones or whatever in your. In your nose so many different times. Wow. So it is what it is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But I obviously get the nose job, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't do it. Because it's just.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Get the nose job, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's also character in it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You won't be the first man to get in. I don't think you should. Yeah, but if you feel like you should, it's Hollywood calling. It's Hollywood saying, oh, Schultze, get a little nose job, you'll get more roles.

[Andrew Schultz]

Definitely not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That. They said if I. If I come out as bi.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ooh. By what? Partisan.

[Andrew Schultz]

Too late for that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dude, that ship is sailed. The Internet has decided.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Shout out to the New York Knicks, baby. How you feeling about that? Chances of terrible.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, no. You know, I watched that Spurs OKC game. I'm not worried about neither of them, bro. I think I'm not worried about neither of them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let me. Let me go ahead and jinx the Knicks.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's try by saying, I think they can win it all.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, they absolutely can.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think they can win it. Young Spurs. I don't think it's Birds not be. No, Casey.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think there was just careless turnovers after careless turnovers. I just think they're too young. Like, so much talent on the team, but, like, you saw so many turnovers where you're passing the ball out of bounds.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's not playoff basketball. Did you watch the game yesterday? It's like, you can't pass the ball out of bounds, like, six times in a half and expect to win against a team like okc.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And Wimby's too up and down like somebody bouncing on the dick at Pride weekend in D.C. last weekend. You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Two up and down.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah. I got to dap you up, bro. Speak your truth.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just saying, whatever you got to

[Andrew Schultz]

do for your mental health, King.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whatever you got to do for your mental health. Some games he comes out, he's a ball of energy, right? Like game one or in game four. But then other times, he's just out there like, what was last? What was that in game five, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Honestly, you know what I would do against okc? Let Shy score.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let him get hard, but don't foul. Don't let him foul bait. Let him get hard twos. Let him put up 40 and just lock everyone else down.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, you can't let the kid with

[Andrew Schultz]

the nail polish who's nasty. You can't let him beat you. Who gang was it McCain.

[Chris]

He saw Wemby put the hit on

[Charlamagne Tha God]

at the end of the game.

[Andrew Schultz]

It wasn't Wemby, it was Plumlee.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, but they said Wemby whispered it. Wembley. Oh, the one told him, give him that right there. That's it, right there.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then that's the other thing. It's like anytime shot gets to the cup, like, you got to make sure he feels it. You got to go to like back in the day, 90s New York Knicks defense. Yeah, but I think the Knicks are going to be good.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Are we sure Wimy's from France? I mean, like, I've been hearing them talk lately. I don't hear the accent, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Probably something else in there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And whispering, the way he whispered, the order that hit wasn't very French.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, if you talk about how the French have colonized most of Africa, I think that he's capable of some crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Got you, got you, got you, got you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, he did go to the white guy and say, hey, can you do what we've done?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, he went to the black guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, he went to the white by Plumlee put the hit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look, trust me, man, trust me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, he's. Oh, no, no. They said he whispered to both of them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly. But plumbing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he got to him first. Plum got first. He got to him first.

[Andrew Schultz]

But yeah, I'm not worried about OKC and I'm not worried about definitely not the Spurs. Like, I just think the Spurs. The spurs are gonna be the team. Like you see it, they have it. But right now it's just too many careless errors for the playoffs and Nick's gonna capitalize all over that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The Knicks should just be praying that series goes seven. Yeah, yeah, but the series goes seven.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wemby. Wemby's incredible, don't get me wrong. But like, is he. No, let, let me explain. Yes, he is. He's not beefy, dude. He don't have old man beef. Pause, fast forward. Like, Cat is just going to run through him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like when Cat og they gonna beat up on him.

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly. Like eventually when he fills out and he can really lean into you and get to the cup, but right now he's kind of like banging off you. Then he'll like do a little pull up from.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Should he ever fill out though. Cuz if he fills out, he gets

[Andrew Schultz]

bigger, he'll have knees, you know what I mean? Again, I'm saying is that Cat is just going to go straight through him, steamroll. And then I'm not worried about the spurs at all. And then okc, I think we got that like, you just let Shy score and don't let the other guys beat you. Simple as that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think we should put the incredible label on when we. He's. He's definitely shown.

[Andrew Schultz]

Talk about potential.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, he's shown glimpses of. He can be otherworldly, but then sometimes he's just looks too mortal to be 7, 6, 9. However the fuck he is dribbling like

[Andrew Schultz]

that at 7, 6 years.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's my point. But if you're 7, 6 and you have that type of skill set, why are you not dominating every fucking game, bro? Like. Like every. How do you not dominate every game at that, at that size and skill set?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe they have two other guys that are starting that are like, you know, they're throwing bodies at him, I guess, but he's still putting up buckets. I just think too many careless errors, you can't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Last night he was like. What was his stats last night? He was like 0 for 5 from 3.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the other thing. If the Knicks are going to be either team, we're going to beat him for the three point line. That's why I'm like, let Shy score 40 on hard twos, but we just get them 3 for 2 every single play.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I feel like you should pause that just because. Hard twos. Hard twos. Like last night he had 20 points, 4 for 15 from the field, 0 for 5 from 3, and he had 12 free throws, 6 rebounds. Like, you can't let.

[Andrew Schultz]

You can't let Shy be a free throw merchant, though. That's the other thing. I think shy had like six shot attempts last night and dropped 30.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Where all my scamming at? Yeah, Shy, you can't. That's why I said that. Shy is a scamming ass. Shy be like in the flop. Shy be just flopping all over the place as if somebody really found him. He didn't do that a lot last night, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but he only put up six shots and he somehow. He must have. He must have done enough because the guy's getting fouled on every single play. Every time he jumps in the air, he falls.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Wow. Is that real? That's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, that's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Get the fuck out of here. See, I don't want to live my life like that. That's why it's going to be a great disconnect. That right there is why it's going to be a great disconnect.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, that was crazy right there. The whole team is just flopping yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So New York. I don't know which one of these are real and which not New York

[Andrew Schultz]

is going to handle some of that because we're just going to shame it out of them. And I think the refs will respond.

[Chris]

Hold on. Brunson's an incredible player. He's among the top three most egregious floppers in the league.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, shut the fuck out. He does a little bit, but he throws. He throws his head back.

[Chris]

He jumps into people.

[Andrew Schultz]

I like Shy. Shy actually gets fouls. Shy is talking crazy right now. Chris.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, Shy is Chris Paul. LeBron level. Like. He's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

Free throw merchant Brunson, I'll admit Emed

[Charlamagne Tha God]

my is in that.

[Chris]

In that tier as one of the great floppers. But Brunson's up there.

[Andrew Schultz]

You would not describe Brunson as a free throw merchant. Shy is a free throw merchant. That's.

[Chris]

I would describe Brunson as a free throw.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, Brunson's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Brunson's pulling up for three. He's splashing. He's getting to the cup. He's finishing. Doing all that. He had six shots last night. He scored 30 points. Where'd he scoring from?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He had six shots. He had more than six last.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look it up.

[Chris]

Last night was his worst night easily.

[Andrew Schultz]

He got 30 from the free throw line. Ooh. Shy hold on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let me look and see. I know fucking Wimby was at the free throw line a lot last night.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anyway, Knicks got it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think so, man. And I think that, you know, the world is better when the Knicks are winning.

[Andrew Schultz]

I agree.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like this feel different. This ain't. I guess. Cause we not used to it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Shy Damn. He was 7:19 last night. He had 16 free throws.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shot. Had 30 points made. Shots.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Seven.

[Andrew Schultz]

It says right here. House of low lights. I guess.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I'm looking at it right here. 7, 7 and 19 from the field. 2 from 3 from 3. 16, 17 from the free throw.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're going to work the refs like the Knicks are going to work the refs. Me and the Knicks crowd.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's better if the Knicks win a championship for the NBA.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's better for the world.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The NBA needs that. The NBA needs a new.

[Andrew Schultz]

How much you want to bet?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How much you want to bet the

[Andrew Schultz]

Knicks win the championship, the war in Iran stops. How much you want to bet?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let me see. I got. I think one's already. I don't know if the two coincide.

[Andrew Schultz]

Everything coincides. Everything is about New York.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tell me why. Give me the theory. Give Me, the brilliant theory.

[Andrew Schultz]

I haven't even figured it out yet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just fuck it.

[Andrew Schultz]

But it just seems like that would be the logical conclusion. It's like, after this amazing drought, I mean, like, what are we talking about, 53 years since we had a championship?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, shout out to Timothy Chalamet, too, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's showing up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I keep telling y' all that he's doing something that he's not getting no credit for.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, what is that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Making Kylie Jenner look mortal.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She's. I guess she don't even know. By the way, the NBA don't give a fuck about your little girlfriend.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor Swift was courtside with Travis Kelsey. Nobody even gave a fuck.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was Richard Jefferson being a troll. Nah, Richard Jefferson purposely, the entire time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Where was the NBA cameras on both of them. They didn't cut to her. Like, not that. Like the NFL. Nah, not like the NFL. Yo, now maybe it's different, because when Travis scores a touchdown, it's different. Cause you gonna cut to the family and cut to her, right? They didn't cut to Travis and what's her boyfriend's name? Oh, Taylor.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who's the girl? Taylor. Taylor and Travis, they weren't cutting to them like that. Okay, they weren't. They don't care about y' all little girlfriends. But even still, Timothy makes Kylie look horrible.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's an interesting take. So now you back on Timothy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know you were shitting on Timothy when he was having his generational run as White Boy of the. Of the Year.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was having a generational run.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. And then you put a fucking pause on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We got to stop. We got to stop just putting titles on things. No, generational. He had a good run.

[Andrew Schultz]

You came with some. Like, this was old school. This was like, old school. Charlemagne hate.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did I say?

[Andrew Schultz]

Once a white boy gets emotions, you got to shut that shit down. You got a call.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So. Damn. He must not got no motion now. That's because I can't even remember why.

[Andrew Schultz]

Charlotte.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I looked at him the other day, I was like, that's a nice fit. Had on at the game. He had the Tims on with some black jeans that were fire with the blue knick shirt.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn, he must be down bad.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know he's down bad now.

[Andrew Schultz]

He got to be down bad for Charlemagne to be building him back up. Charlamagne feels guilty right now. I like your outfit. Tell him you like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He just made Kylie look mortal, that's all. Nah, nah, nah. I be seeing the promos for Marty supreme all the time. On tnt. Not tnt. Fx. One of them I watch whenever there's like a rerun of like In Game or something on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Marty supreme. Maybe. I'm making all of this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you might be making.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else we got, gang? What else we got, man? What else is going on? We just cooking. Just cooking.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's happening in the world?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's cooking, man? What's cooking, man? Yo, Ray J be doing anything? Yeah, like this is. This is. Yeah, this is heartbreaking, yo. Yeah, this is heartbreaking to see Ray

[Andrew Schultz]

J. I'm talking about the. The Adam Ross's boxing. Yes. Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I just don't like people brand risk that. Wake up and do anything. Yeah. You can't just wake up. Well, maybe and do anything.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is his motivation for it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It shouldn't be money. I thought Ray. I mean, I'm pretty sure Ray J got paper. I assume he's good and you know, he told us a few months ago that his heart he only had. Maybe he's doing. Maybe that's it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe it's like one last shot.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Maybe.

[Andrew Schultz]

The thing is, that's interesting about this is like Ray J, throughout his entire career, whenever he wants can go and do an interview. And it is the most talked about interview. So it can't be strictly for attention because the guy has been able to get attention whenever he wants for decades. He's unbelievably. There's a gravitational pull. But look, about this boxing situation. Everybody's talking about this for sure. But like he don't gotta put himself through that to get attention. He's gotta put funny in an interview.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's an entertaining guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You got a big ass nod on your head. You say, say that your heart doesn't work to its full capacity. He's in the hospital now because I saw him this morning put post something from the hospital.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, he's in the hospital because of this fight. It's like you don't have to. Don't put yourself through stuff like this for the attention of the Internet, man. Like, what's that saying? What was it? Don't set yourself on fire. Like we seeing a lot of that in 2026.

[Andrew Schultz]

That seems to be like. Yeah, it's sad, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why though? None of this has to happen. Like you don't have to wake up and do this. And I feel like you would feel a need to constantly be a part of the algorithm, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, it's. But that's the thing that's so surprising about him doing it like I don't think he's a good example of it because he can just do it by being funny and entertaining.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But don't you think he gets addictive after a while?

[Andrew Schultz]

I 100% think it's addictive, but.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause every high gotta be like that high.

[Andrew Schultz]

So he's searching for that dopamine rush,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

you know what I mean? Cause you only get one of those if we're being honest. If we're being honest, you'll get that one super peak viral moment. And then you can continue to try to chase that, but you don't get that. Cause that just happens organically. You can't fucking strip that. You understand what I'm saying? Like, no. I was reading something this morning. I keep telling y' all to read this book, man, How Techno Feudalism Killed Capitalism. And it talked about all of these algo bosses. I actually wrote this down. Cause I read the book once, but then I was listening to it. I'm listening to it again now. But it talks about how these algo bosses, which is basically, you know, the bosses of the algorithm, and that's all of the tech lords, right? So all these people that own these different social media sites, they just monetize our emotions. And they have this group of people called cloud capital. And the greatest cloud capital is conflict, of course. So that's what. Sadly, that's what guys like Ray J have understood. Well, everything has to be constant conflict. Conflict, conflict, conflict, conflict.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's. Conflict is what we're drawn to, right? Like, obviously that's like primal. But another thing. And Jim Norton was just telling us this on, on flagrant. We had Jim on. It's absolutely hilarious. And he.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, Jim, that's the dude whose wife got a little extra something.

[Andrew Schultz]

A little extra something, man. He's. He's unbelievably hilarious. So look, you got it. You got to hear him talk about it too. And he goes. But he goes. Because what people deeply want is to shame others. That's at our core what we like to do. And then we use these different things as tools so that we can shame. So whether it's virtue signaling to shame, or like using somebody's going through something and shaming them, but like, at our core, that's what we actually want.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Know why?

[Andrew Schultz]

Tell us.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because we really feel ashamed. We got a bunch of insecurities. We got a bunch of things that we feel ashamed about and it makes us feel better. The shit on other people, especially all of these folks that you don't know on social media, because if you don't know them, they can pile on you. They know who you are. You're a public figure. They know who you are, you're a public figure. We can never pile on them. Imagine if literally, Literally, I don't know how this could ever happen. The same people who randomly pile on you. If you wanted to, you could get a database on them, and then now you can get online and be like, remember when you motherfucking, you know, fell yesterday at the store and you thought nobody saw. I got the fucking video. You know what I mean? Yo, you think I don't know that your past due on this? Like, whatever it is, whatever it is they're insecure about, you could fuck with them. Yeah. Oh, my God. Shit would change in a heartbeat. Yeah, in a heartbeat.

[Chris]

You don't think a version of that's going to happen anyway, though, like, let's say, I mean, when you, when you die, don't you think your kids are going to want to get your Google password, your phone password, read all your chats, go through all your messages?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, but how does that help the person that's attacking you, though? Like, how do you get it? The person that's constantly coming at you.

[Chris]

I just meant in the bigger picture,

[Andrew Schultz]

you just let them get cooked, like, because it comes for everybody. So you just wait patiently.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, it only comes for the public fee. Well, no, you know what? You might be right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe it doesn't everybody, but, bro, at

[Charlamagne Tha God]

some point, right, it comes for everybody.

[Andrew Schultz]

You see it happening. Like, I, you know, I just see it happening. So, like, all these people that do it, because there's another thing. There's currency in it now, obviously, too, right? It's like there's currency in, like, expressing the shame. And then eventually those people who maybe are like, earlier in their careers, they don't realize that it could potentially happen to them, and then it does, and then they probably get a humbling and they, like, understand the world a little bit more. That's what we would hope, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's interesting. You said. I was talking to Donnell earlier. Shout out. Salute to Donnell. Ro. I was talking about people who are already seasoned in the game, especially, like, comedians. Right? Man, y' all got it hard.

[Andrew Schultz]

Talk, talk, talk.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The reason I say y' all got it hard. Cause y' all really are a circular firing squad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So it's very interesting to me when I see comedians choosing to pile on with the people on other comedians. I'm talking about the Kevin Hart row situation, right? Like, everybody, you can definitely have your opinion, 100% have your opinion, whatever you feel is probably valid about the situation. But I guarantee you at some point, if you aren't playing it all the way safe, you're going to say something or be a part of something that's going to piss people off.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're gonna come for you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Especially in comedy, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's gonna come for you, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So it's just weird to see people be so quick to have something to say about that particular situation.

[Andrew Schultz]

You hope that you will have the relevance that people will come for you. If they don't come for you, you just don't have the relevance where it's worth it. Because at the end of the day, it's, it's clout, right? It's attention. It's like they're using certain names for cloud. It doesn't mean that you don't disagree or it doesn't mean that you don't have that feeling, but the need to express it, especially in like a non comedic way. Like, how many non comedic opinions do comedians give? You know what I mean? Like, if you don't have a podcast and you're just out there like tweeting or posting, it's like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that's the problem. I literally told a comedian that earlier, earlier this week, I was saying how the difference between you and other people, that person spoke about something in a joke.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If you get away with everything, and I'm not, by the way, you still gotta deal with the consequences of it. But at least it was a. You can say it was a joke. If you just open up your phone and go live or just get on a podcast and say some shit, you're not really protected by the joke thing, even if you're a comedian.

[Andrew Schultz]

I never really got, I mean, like, you know, certain shows canceled or something like that for like a joke or whatever. But like. And that was in like the peak time. But like, I never really got in trouble for a joke, you know, I've only got in trouble for just yapping.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because it's not under the guise of a joke. They're looking at you just sitting around, they're like, who is this guy? What if they don't even know you're a comedian?

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly. Now they just see this guy having this opinion.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Exactly. They might just think you're a political pundit podcast. I was like, that's fucked up. But when it's on stage, it's different

[Andrew Schultz]

because you have to view it through that light. But Then I think what the roast exposed recently is like, even when we set up parameters that let people know, hey, here's this thing where you're going to hear the darkest, most fucked up jokes about people even setting up things with those parameters, there are still certain people that are going to be upset by it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because your parameter, because your parent, your individual parameters don't mean it's not too far for others.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. It is just wild seeing comedians do it. Cause they know better, but they just can't fight.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How far is the Hamptons from here?

[Andrew Schultz]

Two hours. No traffic. Driving too many hours with traffic for you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's nothing, right? For somebody who ain't used to the drive, they're like, nah, that's too far. And that's literally what some of these jokes are. That's the thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

You gotta let people feel what they feel 100%. What I'm saying is when the comedians get offended about it, it's like there's part of you that also probably understands there's a tension that comes with this and currency and you get to virtue signal to a group and let people know you're a good guy. But you also know that, like, at the end of the day, when you're hanging out with your buddies, you're saying crazy jokes about other comedians.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that was. That's my thing. It's a slippery slope. Like, I told y' all to come for you. I told y' all a couple weeks ago. I don't like jokes about. They are. I don't like jokes about death. I don't, I don't care for it. When you, especially if somebody dies violently and tragically, they probably found you making

[Andrew Schultz]

a joke about somebody's death.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But it's not even about death. If you're a comedian. Yeah, you got to be careful because they're going to come at you about something. Something. It's guaranteed. If not, then you probably playing it very, very, very, very, very safe. I mean, it was. You got to be playing it very safe for. To never get attacked as a comedian for something, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you got to be playing it very safe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean? It's just, it's just, it's just very

[Andrew Schultz]

weird playing it safe. You're never in a conversation. And by the conversation, I don't mean like the cancellation conversation. I mean like the greats conversation. Like, there's not a single person that we consider one of the greats that hasn't been, like, embraced. Roiled in deep controversy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It comes with the territory.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you, if you were aspiring to be in that conversation for sure, 100%. You can make a lot of money not being in that conversation.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Did you see Kevin Breakfast Club?

[Andrew Schultz]

I saw him talking about it. I saw a little clip of it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What'd you think of what you saw?

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, play it again. So I. I'm not putting any words in his.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, it's a lot of different clips. I don't know what clip this is. What clip is this? I know he posted. This is something. Oh, let me see this pause that Chris Kevin posted. We are living in crazy times. Truth no longer matters. Hold on, dude, I can't see it. Truth no longer matters. And it's pretty damn funny. Nobody does research. Everyone just assumes it runs with the narrative of clickbait. Even when the proof is right in front of your face. Most will never choose. Most will never choose the lazy road of assumption. Even when I clearly say that comics are comics and comics operate on their own. Nobody controls comedian. Comedians do what they want and how they want. It's that simple. The rules of being comedian are understood by all comedians. Enjoy your day. Live love, laugh. Oh, this is a clip he posted in reference to people saying that he knew about the jokes beforehand. Yeah, Press play. So you didn't. They also said that you saw the jokes beforehand, so you green. Why am I. Why am I reading jokes beforehand? So I can not play so I can be in the chair. Cause you're in charge. Yeah, you in charge. So people think that everything.

[Andrew Schultz]

Think he's not seeing jokes. You're never guarding.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like you're not acting as a. As a. As a.

[Andrew Schultz]

As a.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No wall and do wall at the top comedians. I need to see everything y' all doing before y'.

[Andrew Schultz]

All.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's not what comics do. No, comics operate like that. So from Pete to Naim to Big J to.

[Andrew Schultz]

To Cheryl to Chelsea, Jeff Ross, Tony Shane. No, those I'm saying, are comics.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

These are our comments. During the week of. In la, you just saw people in the past.

[Andrew Schultz]

We were all at comedy clubs working on our.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Got you. We were all. Everybody was going up testing their.

[Andrew Schultz]

But hey, man, I want to see your.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What time you going up? All right, I'm gonna come back. I'll be back in like 20. Let you go. I don't want to see your. We don't want to fucking cheat. We don't want to go and have an advantage or be at a disadvantage. Like you're taking away the fun of the fucking rose. So to my point that I'm making to you. No I didn't fucking see nobody's jokes. That was sad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, no, I don't fucking see nobody's jokes beforehand.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I want to keep talking about the roast. We'll keep talking about it. We got to get to. We'll get to it.

[Andrew Schultz]

But even if he did, what is he supposed to do? Say, you can't tell that, Joe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You can watch, buddy.

[Andrew Schultz]

What I heard is a lot of people reached out to other people. I think Shane said he reached out to Cheryl to make sure she was comfortable.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cheryl did change podcast after the fact.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Beforehand, before the bro, he's like, are

[Andrew Schultz]

you okay if I joke around about this? And, like, I think comics with certain amount of camaraderie usually do that. Like, hey, is this sensitive for you? Or, hey, do you not want to talk about it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think that's different, though, because Cheryl. Once again, Cheryl participated in the roast. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's all I was saying. I didn't. I don't care for the jokes about, you know, Cheryl's husband who committed suicide, RP's dad. But if they participated in the roast and you ask them if it's fair game, and they say, yes, fine.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's like a battle rap. It's like you going into this rap knowing that every. That person's gonna bring up whatever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, yes, yes. But the people who don't have nothing to do with it. The Charlie Kirk, the George Floyds. No, I'm not. Just, like, it's just unnecessary. Right. To me.

[Chris]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, I mean, do we have the same outrage, you know, in other. In other things where there are jokes made about dead people or shots taken at dead people?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Give me an example.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know. I'm trying to wonder if, like, there's certain songs that we've heard and listened to where there's some, like, heinous things said about the dead. And, like, do we have the same thing where it's like, oh, that was.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We don't like that either. You talking about when these kids be like, yo, we smoking on such and such path. We don't even know these kids, and we think that is evil.

[Andrew Schultz]

But, like, is there the same outrage about it? Is there the same displeasure? Is there sex?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, I think it's the difference because we. You don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't. It kind of feels like it's more like, hey, man, this is freedom of speech, and this is their experience and let them know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't know these people. I mean, we do. No, you don't if these Chicago rappers. I don't even want to say Chicago rappers, because more than Chicago rappers do it. But when these. That was a thing for a minute. I don't hear it at all anymore. But when they was talking about smoking on such and such packs, we didn't even know these people that they were talking about.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I didn't. You know what I'm saying? But you, you, you. These are situations that the world witnessed. We watched George Floyd get killed by Derek Chauvin. We watched Charlie Kirk and his head. Like, it stuff is fresh.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. You know, like people allowed to feel whatever they feel. That's the big disconnect here is that, like, a lot of times, everybody's allowed

[Charlamagne Tha God]

to feel what they feel.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're allowed to let people feel.

[Chris]

Absolutely.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think what's always tricky is, like, when you start to attribute motivations to the people that are saying the jokes. Like, the goal for the jokes is always to make people laugh. And in this situation, it's like going for the edgiest, darkest, wildest thing, because that is what a roast is about, has always been about and what will always be about. There's a reason why it's not just a bunch of, like, clean comics up there telling, like, you know, knock, knock jokes. Because that's not what a roast is. Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tony, don't be doing himself no favor, though. I saw. I saw his reply on his podcast when he was like, I'm not a Nazi. I'm not racist. But you are black. You are Jewish. Like, what the fuck? That guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, I think you misconstrued what he was saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you say?

[Andrew Schultz]

What he was saying is like, I was called gay, a Nazi, and a racist by these people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He said he's none of those things,

[Andrew Schultz]

and I'm none of those things. But when I said these things about these people, I am that meaning, like, when you said these things about me, they were all just jokes about me. But when I said these things about you, you think that I mean them

[Charlamagne Tha God]

as truth because people are really black,

[Andrew Schultz]

really Jewish, for example, jokes about him. So the jokes that were said about him by all the other people on the dais, Right. We look at them as not how they actually feel, but just jokes that they were making about him. Yes, but then when he said things, people are looking at them as actual truths that he feels.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no, I'm with you, but that's my point. Calling somebody a Nazi or racist is an opinion. Calling somebody black and Jewish, if they are black and Jewish, That's a matter of fact. So why, why is he equipped? I'm saying, why is he equivalent the two is what I'm saying. Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think what.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean? Like, why is he comparing people calling him gay? I mean, calling him gay, Nazi and racist?

[Andrew Schultz]

I think it's maybe. And I'd have to like watch the clip to know exactly what he said. But like, I think more what he's trying to say is when these things were said about me, we know that they're jokes coming from these people. But then when I said things about them, it's as if I really mean these things. So why do you get afforded the luxury of joking? But I am serious, Tony, my boy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, they wasn't joking when they was calling you that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, then that's how they really felt.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They was not joking. But I mean the most of it, you know what I mean? I got called a Nazi, gay, a racist over and over again. I'm none of those three things. A little fun fact. But they are what I. They are fat, ugly, black, Jewish. Everything I said was real about them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just a reminder.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't get that.

[Andrew Schultz]

You get what he's trying to say.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, everything was real about them. Like, I don't understand why if gay, I mean, Nazi, racist are bad things. Then he said fat, ugly, black and Jewish.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sure, I understand what you're saying. Black and Jewish is not. Those are not negative things. I think what he's trying to say is when I'm making jokes about them being fat, ugly, black or Jewish, those things are real. So it's. Listen, it's Tony's talking. I don't want to speak for him, but I imagine what he's. The juxtaposition he's trying to create is all these things said about me are jokes. And we all take them as jokes. And it's fun. But the things that I said, the jokes I said about you guys being fat, ugly, black or Jewish are all of a sudden real because it's coming from me. Why am I not afford the same luxury as that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It felt to me like he's saying, you call me. You call me a Nazi, you call me a racist. Those things aren't true. But you are fat, ugly, black and Jewish. That's what he said.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think that's how, I think that's how it's being interpreted. But I think what he's trying to say, if you look at the context of the conversation, which is like, hey, you're joking about me. I'm joking about you, but that's not. You don't mean the thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But if you're really black and really

[Andrew Schultz]

Jewish, I think that's why it's like, if he said I made jokes about people being black, Jewish, fat, ugly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He don't do himself no favors, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fair. But he's not gay. No, no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God damn.

[Andrew Schultz]

And he's not a racist either.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God damn. God.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, I know Tony. No, Tony, he's not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, man, I don't know. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know. I just.

[Andrew Schultz]

But we do know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That was crazy, Chris.

[Andrew Schultz]

But we do. Crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That was crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

We do know, Charlemagne, that people say crazy things that are untrue about the both of us on the Internet. And they say it for attention, for cloud, for clicks, for views.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But we're not trying to make them do that, though. That's the difference. I think it's easier. It's. It's one thing to be misconstrued. It's another to like, he. He wants that. That's his thing. He's a rage baiter. I think he's a rage bait. He's a rage baiter and it's fine. I think he's a rage. You don't say.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's a rage baiter. I think he's like. I think he's really good at roasting, and roast jokes are insanely insensitive and dark.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, I'm always. You can be a good roast.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm always gonna defend comedy. That's the thing. Like, I'll defend the jokes that are made about him, but I'm gonna defend the jokes that he's making. It's as well.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't defend terrible comedy.

[Andrew Schultz]

But he had the best set of the night. So it's like, no, he didn't. Nobody. He had the best set of the night.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, it was good.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you're being objective.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Being objective. It was good. I give. I.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who had a better set for me,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

naim and Cheryl Underwood.

[Andrew Schultz]

For me, n crushed it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But for me, naim. For me it was n. Na. Cheryl Underwood.

[Andrew Schultz]

N crush it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So did Cheryl, but Cheryl Naim and Cheryl. Cuz I. I don't. I don't. I didn't like. I'm just speaking from a comic perspective now. Forget the jokes.

[Andrew Schultz]

If that George Floyd joke wasn't in his set, the conversation around this is just. Tony had.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't like the delivery. I don't like. It's too fat. It felt like he was reading. It wasn't conversational. It didn't just flow like they are reading.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, not Cheryl.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cheryl was amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm saying. Shane said that. Shane was like. Cheryl was going off prompt.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, Shane was amazing. And then Cheryl. Cheryl was so fucking funny. Yeah, that was. She did a completely different thing in the rehearsal. We did a rehearsal that's like a couple hours before the show. And she just made up what she was going to talk about then, too. She made up the whole thing. It was great. That's insane.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

She might be queen of snapping that. She's the. She's the queen. I really think so.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Going. Just going ad lib on that on TV is really kind of insane.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I will say when I was sitting up there and they're like, if you say the N word, we'll all beat your ass. I was like, I'm not gonna say it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What the hell? The hell is this joke?

[Andrew Schultz]

I wasn't gonna say it. That might have been a preloaded. No, because it was off of me saying, wigger Dracula.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Got you. Got you. But then I watched, you know, earthquakes stand up. Like, yeah, no earthquake. Don't be my ass.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She had that one joke about Kevin when she was like, me and Kevin one time, and Kevin got stuck in my pussy. So I took a string and threw it up there and pulled him out like a tampon. And everybody died. And she goes, that wasn't in the prompting. That wasn't in the prompt. Like, that's. I don't know. Her delivery was just. It was more comedy to me.

[Andrew Schultz]

Everybody's allowed to like the things that they like, for sure.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

Oh wait, what happened with people upset

[Charlamagne Tha God]

our Republican fan pages? Well, first of all, shout out to Drake. Drake got the what, number 1, 2, 3 album in the country or some shit like that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He broke Michael Jackson's record. Wow means nothing. I mean great, great feat. What?

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on one second.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What me? It means what? I said something crazy. What?

[Andrew Schultz]

How people supposed to take your Tony seriously?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You didn't let me.

[Andrew Schultz]

When you just say he put out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would say it means nothing in the grander scheme of music. Right? Because numbers do lie. Is it a great feat? Yes, but we comparing apples to oranges, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you just added stuff and it didn't even make it any better. Yo, why can't you compare apples to oranges? Like they're the most similar fruit. I hate that term. Nah, apples and oranges. Nah, it's basically the same.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, oranges and fucking tangerines. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's just oranges.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's. See tasted more of a comparison.

[Andrew Schultz]

You wouldn't have to compare them. They're the same shit. You compare things that are not similar.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Apples and oranges.

[Andrew Schultz]

But why can't you compare things that are not similar? You compare two different basketball players that haven't played in the same generation. You can't compare chicken to steak. Yeah, you can. Why not I don't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

To be honest with you. I don't know why we say you can't. Apples and oranges, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, let's look that up.

[Andrew Schultz]

We compare everything.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I have no idea why you're comparing apples to oranges.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what we do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I feel like I understand. It makes sense to me. Apples and oranges are completely different fruits. Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

But they're still fruits. They're spherical, they're sweet, they're delicious.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All I want to say is I don't want to take away from Drake's accomplishments. I just want y' all to know that there is a difference between the type of music Michael Jackson has given us compared to the type of music Drake has given us. There's a difference between cultural impact of. The cultural impact of an off the Wall and a Thriller.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why don't you look at compared to. Why don't you look up right now? What album is this?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hughes and Scorpion.

[Andrew Schultz]

What album is this for Drake?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

11.

[Andrew Schultz]

11?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no. Hell no. It's way more than 11.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, it's 11th number one or something like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, it might be 11. I thought he had more. I thought he had more solo albums than that.

[Andrew Schultz]

But like, you know, Michael. Michael Jackson is absolutely amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's all I'm saying.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you're also comparing Michael's best work to Drake's latest work. If you compare Michael's 11th album to Drake's 11th album, I don't know if you feel the same way, but Michael

[Charlamagne Tha God]

don't even have 11 albums. Michael got five, you know. You know Michael Jackson has five of the top 20 highest selling albums of all time. Yeah, he's nobody ever Wall Thriller. Dangerous History, you realize. And bad.

[Andrew Schultz]

You realize what a compliment it is. Yes. This is like Jordan LeBron to be compared to Michael Jackson.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like it's not though one of them. And that's. That's the problem. It's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

But one of like when you can only be compared to Michael Jackson when. If we're not comparing Drake to, you know, legends like KRS1, we're comparing him to someone who's in a different genre.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that's how.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Are you comparing him that because his music is that impactful or just album sales? It's just album sales, skin color. Because if it's just album sales, you know, it's really not close though.

[Andrew Schultz]

Skin color and allegations.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Michael didn't have streaming.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You had to go to the store to buy those albums. And he's got five of the top 20 albums of all time, by the way. I want Drake to have all these records. I want Drake to have all of these number ones. Because it just makes Kung Fu Kenny's victory look more sweet. To be able to say you beat the best selling rapper of all time in a rap battle. To be able to say that you beat the person with the number 1, 2 and 3 album in the country in a rap battle.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let me ask you a question. Woo. Hot kitty.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Kung Fu Kenny, baby. That's a hell of a. That's a hell of a w. Yo,

[Andrew Schultz]

can you name the people who have beaten Muhammad Ali in a boxing ring?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Name them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Joe Frazier.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wrong.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Joe Frazier did. Joe.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you already got it wrong.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Joe Frazier didn't beat Muhammad Ali.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Joe Frazier didn't beat Muhammad Ali.

[Andrew Schultz]

No. Muhammad Ali did a rope, a dope against.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He lost five matches.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. George Foreman. I thought you were saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, and I was about to say George Foreman. Joe Frazier. George Foreman.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, George Foreman lost to him. Joe Frazier did beat him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought Joe Foreman beat him once too. Joe Fraser.

[Andrew Schultz]

Joe Norton. Joe Frazier beat Muhammad Ali in the Garden.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ken Norton. Joe Frazier. Ken Norton. Hold on, give me a second. Joe Frazier, Ken Norton. That's all I got. I don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Larry Holmes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Larry Holmes. But that was towards the end, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was towards the end of the stream.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He lost five fights. Pull those up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Muhammad Ali was a. Larry Holmes was a sparring partner of Muhammad Ali's act about Beyonce.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Joe Frazier, Ken Norton, Liam Spence, Larry Holmes struggled, and that was the last one. Holmes and Berbick can't really count. But you know why we remember Joe Frazier?

[Andrew Schultz]

Because you saw in the movie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, because he was the first in the fight. You broke Muhammad Ali's jaw.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. That was at the Garden, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Big left hook, big ass kicking. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We will never remember. We will never forget the ass kicking Kendrick.

[Andrew Schultz]

Andre, can I just tell you one thing? My dad was at that fight. He actually scored the fight for Ali.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. So there was a contested fight, but yeah, Joe got it 100%, Joe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay? He broke Ali's jaw. He knocked him down, all that shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

The point that I'm trying to make

[Charlamagne Tha God]

here is that this wasn't a contested fight between Kendrick and who, who, who

[Andrew Schultz]

do we remember more? Do we remember Joe Frazier more? Do we remember Muhammad Ali more?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Muhammad Ali, but for other reasons.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is that for other reasons.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, no, we know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Remember Muhammad Ali for the fighting as well as stuff he did outside the ring. But it's mainly because he was one of the best heavyweights of all. He's arguably the greatest boxer ever, I think. But yes, my point.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But we do remember him for his activism.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, of course.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But like, yes, that was the ultimate sacrifice.

[Andrew Schultz]

The point that. The point I'm trying to make is at the end of your career, you don't really remember a battle that was lost. You remember the war, and Muhammad Ali

[Charlamagne Tha God]

won the war, but there wasn't a war with Frazier.

[Andrew Schultz]

I keep those three fights with him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But I was thinking, I think y' all keep forgetting that Kendrick Lamar is a artist himself.

[Andrew Schultz]

So was Joe Frazier. Joe Frazier was the guy back then. Are you kidding me?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Smoking Joe Frazier?

[Andrew Schultz]

Smoking Joe Frazier. One of the greatest ever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All I know is he broke Muhammad Ali's jaw.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And beat him. And Muhammad Ali, do I remember him? And I said, yes. And he's from South Carolina, so yes, I remember Smoking Joe. He's born in South Carolina.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look it up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's born in South Carolina. Look it up.

[Andrew Schultz]

But Charlotte, people say Prince was the better artist. Between him, Mike is still the bigger. He. He still has better life.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a better comparison, Mike. And if you're comparing artists, you compare Mike, the Prince. But these young kids don't know that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right, but that's what I'm saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Drake and Kendrick.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right now, people would say Kendrick's the better artist.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't. But at the end of the day,

[Andrew Schultz]

going to be the biggest. At the end of the day, Drake will be Muhammad Ali. And right now, we don't know what Kendrick will be. There's a version where Kendrick will be Muhammad Ali at the end, but we're not at the end yet. But one battle will not define the legacy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Right now, Kendrick is Muhammad Ali, Right? He might be. Hey, Drake. Clip this. Drake fan page Academics, TV run with this, okay? Kendrick is Muhammad Ali. Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

All people care about is the last thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's all people care about. Recency.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, I think Kendrick did Iceman. That shit is all about him. Okay? No, but Iceman. Kendrick was the motivation for Iceman. Clip this. Clip this. Kendrick was the motivation for Iceman. The last thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

What a time in creator. Am I lying where you say something on your pod and you're telling people on other platforms, hey, you guys clicked this for your show.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I love it.

[Andrew Schultz]

What the fuck world do we live in?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The thing I love about it, though, is because they'll take it and have some caption that has nothing to do with what I just said. You know what I mean? Charlamagne to God says Drake got his jaw broke by Kendrick. Charlamagne to God says Drake got his jaw broke by Kendrick. And Kendrick is Muhammad Ali.

[Andrew Schultz]

What I'm saying is. What I'm saying is time will tell who Muhammad Ali is. Time will tell who the show does. No, no, no. What I'm saying is time isn't done yet. Time isn't done yet. Right after. Right after Joe Frazier got that decision, I think it was at MSG against Ali, I'm sure everybody was like, yo, this is the greatest fighter. He's the best. He's the number one. Just like what happened after Kendrick won that battle. Now Drake, years ago now Drake dropped. Drake is the conversation now. Drake is the person, everybody. That's an incredible stat.

[Chris]

I didn't realize that's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What?

[Chris]

He's got 12. The top 200.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Albums.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, the top. The top number one, two, and three albums in the country is. That's.

[Chris]

That's nuts.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what's so crazy, though?

[Andrew Schultz]

No. You're saying currently he has 12 albums, top 200. So what I'm trying to say is recency bias. We are all guilty of recency bias. We watch a fight that we see a fighter win. We're like, oh, my God, he's back. And that's the best, most destructive person on the planet. He loses and everybody goes, oh, he's washed. He fell off. He comes back and wins again. It's like, he's back. He fucking got it. So we are all victims of the

[Charlamagne Tha God]

recent a head up matchup, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

See, that's what you don't matter.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, it does.

[Andrew Schultz]

It doesn't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's a head up matchup, bro. You fuck me up in a shadow box and that shit don't count. Are you fucking me up in a virtual fight? But if we meet, Head up. Bong Bong. Physical motto. A motto. And I wash you.

[Chris]

That's a generational thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What?

[Chris]

You come from the generation. I come from the generation where the battle was the top of the mountain.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It should be.

[Chris]

That's not for these kids, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy.

[Chris]

My kids love Drake. They don't give a fuck that he lost.

[Andrew Schultz]

They don't care.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm with you. I'm just speaking from a clipping. Stand point from a clip. He got his ass handed to him by Kendrick Lamar and Kendrick Lamar beat the guy with the number 1, 2, and 3 rap album in the country. This is a tough task. This is no small feat.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's a great. Not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And he made it look easy.

[Andrew Schultz]

But hold on, hold on. It's a great notch on Kendrick's belt.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. That's all I'm saying.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on. It's a great notch on Kendrick's belt. But think about it. Do you want that to be the peak of your success?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It wasn't, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because if the peak of your success is beating the bigger guy in a battle, because what you're now, you're Buster

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Douglas being Mike Tyson, but he's not Buster Douglas.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let me just get it all out. My point is, and this is why it's like, I think a little bit reductive of you to view Kendrick like this, and I thought that you thought he was better than this, is that if you think what makes him great is beating this other artist, now you have to put that other artist way above him, because that's what makes the victory be. If he's beating artists way below him, you wouldn't even look at it like a notch on the belt. You're creating a David versus Goliath argument. And right now you're saying Drake is Goliath.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why would you do this?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, what I'm saying is, why would you put us through this emotionally, Cliff, man, Clifford. What I'm saying is two heavyweight champions of the world were circling each other for years. Circling each other for years. One is putting up numbers over here, building his empire over in Canada.

[Andrew Schultz]

So then why is it. Sorry, go on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Putting up numbers over here, building his empire in Compton. They circling each other. Oh, it's a little jab over here from one of them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, a jab over here from one of them?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

One of them says that I'm ready to really engage.

[Andrew Schultz]

Boom.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Laid the gauntlet down.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. Drake goes. All right. Fuck that. Let's go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hit him. One strike. Hit him again. Two strikes. Everybody's like, oh, come on, Kendrick. Even me. I'm like, come on, Kendrick, you on the clock. God damn it. You gotta do something.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He comes out. And within a week, light work. A week. That's all it took. One week to have this guy still scrambling. Two and a half years motherfucking later. Okay. Spent two years crying about him. Sued. Got the number one album, two album, three album in the country. And the first album is inspired by the guy who just beat your ass. That's something special. Shows or you want to receive that victory or you can. That's a special victory. That's 11, 0 in the. That's 110 in the playoffs. 11 straight games. Didn't go. Beat the spurs or OKC in the finals, yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Or you could say, didn't really knock him out that much. If he came back and immediately the next project is a triple drop and all three of them go 1, 2, 3 on the charts. It's like how much damage you really do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, so you. So you. You giving him credit for the audience attendance?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it's music.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I still see a fighter that's still a little punch drunk in the ring.

[Andrew Schultz]

How drunk are you? If you want to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I can't stop thinking about my last opponent. I got my ass hurt so bad. I can't stop thinking about that ass whipping. But I'm too scared to call for a rematch. Exercise the rematch clause. Drake, did he not exercise? No. Exercise the rematch clause.

[Andrew Schultz]

So what is he? How does he exercise? He goes, here's a direct diss at you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He don't. Because he don't want to. He knows what's good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Interesting argument, but that would be how he would have to do it. He would have to send a.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Say it yes right back at it. I want another round. He'd have to be like Black Panther. I don't even want to use Black Panther because he's mulatto. He'd have to be like. He'd have to be like Rocky after Rocky got rich in Apollo Creek. God damn, that's crazy now that I think about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Drake back to heavyweight championship status. Is Kendrick. Kendrick is Apollo Creed the most important character in the whole Rocky franchise.

[Andrew Schultz]

And what happened? What happened to Apollo Creed?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Rocky got jealous and had to write him out of the script because he was too important. And then he ended up having his own franchise. Then he ended up having his own franchise of movies from a child.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is that what happened?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, that's what happened. We had this conversation before, by the way. Now we can make a hard left real quick. Apollo Creed was the most important person to the Rocky franchise. Rocky franchise fell to fuck off after Rocky iv.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I'm not. I'm not against.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was the most important person to the Rocky franchise. Gave Rocky meaning in Rocky 1 because they fought right. Rocky had to beat him in Rocky II to win the championship and prove to himself that the first shit wasn't a fluke. Rocky 3. Rocky becomes the biggest heavyweight champion in the motherfucking world. Gets all of this money, but loses his mojo in the ring. Club of Lang fucks him up like does him dirty. Apollo Creed has to train him and get him back to heavyweight champion status. Then at the end of Rocky 3, ding, ding, me and you gotta fight one on one real quick, okay? Just for me. Nobody there. Just didn't go at it. Then Rocky iv. Apollo fights the Russian. Russian kills Apollo in the ring. Rocky has to go avenge him.

[Andrew Schultz]

So what you're saying is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And hold one more thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Rocky's son couldn't get his own franchise. It's three fucking Creeds with Apollo's son. Stop playing with Apollo Creed. Stop playing with Kendrick Lamar. Okay, I think.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you make a compelling argument. I think, personally, I think Rocky is the most important character.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, he's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

But that's just me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

But what I would. I think what you're trying to say is the only way for victory for Rocky or Drake.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's no Iceman without Kendrick. Can I.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I get this out?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Kendrick is Iceman.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I get this out?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's cold.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I just get this out?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

The only victory for Drake, Right? Given the way that you just explained the situation where, like, the person that actually took out Apollo wasn't Rocky, it was this, like, Russian behemoth, right? Drago. So your Drake has to ask Jack Harlow to battle? Is that what you're trying to say?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ivan Drago was a bot, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know. No, no. You know, Jack Harlow had to go

[Andrew Schultz]

heads up with Kendra.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what? Ivan Drago represents all the bots that they use to go at Kendrick. Okay? That's what Ivan Drago.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you want to bring up bots with Kendrick, they didn't win. I think you just move off on that one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They didn't win. All right. Anyway, let's pay some bills, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, guys, take a break for a second. Fellas. I want to put something on your radar because, honestly, more guys need to know about this. Most men start losing testosterone around the age of 30, about 1% every year after that. And it doesn't sound like a lot, but it adds up fast. So you've been feeling slower, foggier, more tired and then than you used to be. Recovery takes longer drive, just not where it was. You're not imagining it, okay? There's actually a reason for it. And here's the part that really got my attention. When your body might still be making testosterone, but a lot of it gets locked up by this protein called shbg. So even if the levels are there, your body can't actually access it. It's like having money in the bank, but your debit card doesn't work. And that's where Mars Men comes in. In. Okay. Mars Men is designed to help free up that lock testosterone. So your body can actually use what's already making. No synthetics, no needles, no prescriptions. Just eight natural, clinically dosed ingredients. Tongkat, Ali, Shilajit, Vitamin D, Zinc, Bon, and a few others. All made in the usa, all third party tested. What guys are reporting is the stuff you'd expect when your body's actually working with you instead of against you. Stronger physical performance, faster recovery in the gym, more consistent natural energy throughout the day. Not the jittery coffee kind. The kind that actually carries you through your work, your training, your life. Better focus, more stamina. The reviews on the site basically write themselves. You can go read them. And it's risk free. There's a 90 day money back guarantee. Over 91% of users report higher energy levels. Worst case, you try it. It's not for you. You get your money back.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's no risk.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

Hey, sweetie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Your mother showed me this Carvana thing for selling the car.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm gonna give it a try. Wish me luck. Me again. I put in the license plate.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It gave me an offer. Unbelievable.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, I accepted the offer. They're picking it up Tuesday from the driveway.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I haven't even left my chair. It's done.

[Andrew Schultz]

The car is gone.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm holding a check anyway. Carvana. Give it a whirlwind. Love you. So good you'll want to leave a voicemail about it. Sell your car today on pickup fees may apply. Okay. Church announcements Hezzy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo. June 4th, Life Paddle Classic. Dumbo Paddle House. We are doing a Charity tournament, paddle tournament, raise money for this amazing IVF foundation, baby quest, one that my wife and I work with and we're going to raise a bunch of money for them. Neurogum has got involved. You know, shout out to Neuro. This is the best. And they're going to do it with us and paddle house and Dumbo. And June 4th, we're going to be doing it. You can go buy the Andrew Schultz dad bundle at Neurogum right now. Go to neurogum.com I think is where you can go get that. But also if you just want to donate, it's amazing cause to donate to. You can really help people start families. And it's an incredibly expensive process for those that don't have support from their jobs, etc, but it's the most rewarding one, I can tell you that for sure. So we're gonna be doing that, man. And we're gonna raise a bunch of money for them and play some paddle and have some fun dope. Also, I'll be coming to Virginia Beach June 5th and 6th and then also just announced July 18th, I'll be coming to Brea, California. Make sure you get those tickets. TheAndrewSholz.com and that's it. Oh, yeah, Let me do one more time. Okay. Also July 18th, I'll be coming to BR, California. Okay, we just posted those. August 8th, I'm going to be coming to Halifax, Nova Scotia with Camp Patterson, SNL's Camp Patterson, Lucas Zelnick, Marcus, Mark Gagnon. So we're going to be there August 8th. We'll see you out there. And New York City, I got another comedy show coming to you. You know how I do it. Cancel comedy x.com to get your tickets. That show is going to be on June 24th at Bathtub Gin. It's a interesting spot. Trust me, you'll see it online. But yes, cancel comedy x.com to get your tickets. And then also my tennis series, we got the second event that's going on July 24th and get your tickets for that [e-mail] I'll see you guys there. If you were at the first one, I saw a few of you brilliant idiots there. Y' all had a amazing time. Let's run it back.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

My church announcement June 1st, man. Please set your reminders. The NEP, the Breakfast Club, starts streaming live on Netflix.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Starting on June 1st. So from 6, well, in New York City, East coast time, 6:00am to 9:00am The Breakfast Club will be live on Netflix for three hours, so you get to watch the whole show.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you excited?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. You nervous, though? Ah, not nervous. I mean, for me, this was. Y' all told you this a million times. This was. This was the ultimate goal, right? Like, yeah, to be live on Netflix globally, right? So 6am in New York is what, 11am in London? What, 10am in Ghana? I don't remember. I think. I think London's five hours ahead of us. I think Ghana's like four hours ahead of us. So it's just gonna be interesting. You know what I mean? It's a new frontier of just media, man. You know, like, crazy, man. Yeah, it's really awesome to have a show that, you know, 15 years ago started as a show here in New York. You know, it's hard to. You can't call a New York show local, right? It's New York City, right? It's New York City capital. And for, you know, us to grow to what we've grown, to be from national syndication, to be in 100 plus markets all throughout the country, to now be streaming on Netflix live 6am East coast time every morning from 6am to 9am it's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be interesting. And, you know, it's not just us on air. It's like, yo, when we're not on air, it's like we're behind the scenes. Like, anybody that's watched us on Twitch or watched us when we're on YouTube live, it's like just us in the studio. So those same conversations you see in the studio, those same conversations you see us have in the building, you gonna see on Netflix.

[Andrew Schultz]

So when you go to music or you have to do a pee break or any of these things, that's all gonna be live.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The screen is alive.

[Andrew Schultz]

And are you on a delay or anything? Like, what if you guys say something crazy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Everybody better look alive. God damn it. You better look alive.

[Andrew Schultz]

So if somebody comes on the show and says something crazy, it's live.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, 100%. Well, you know, the interviews are always pre taped. But what you'll get now from the interviews is you'll get the before and the after. Cause what people don't see when they sit down and watch interviews on YouTube or watch them on Netflix now, like, they start, you know, hey, it's the Breakfast Club. But now you're gonna see them in the green room, them in the hall. Like, you'll see the whole.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The whole thing. Oh, it's gonna be dope. It's gonna be. It's gonna Be really dope. And you know, they'll be able to like on air, when we air interviews, like, let's say Kev's interview was an hour and 35 minutes. So when we played that back, we played it over two hours, right? So we played it in the 7 o' clock hour and the 8 o' clock hour. We don't play the whole hour, 35 minutes. We play like. It's always been like that. We play like 20 minutes in the seven and then maybe another 16 in the eight. But if you're watching on Netflix, you'll be able to watch the whole thing. Wow. Yeah, it's gonna be dope. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be fun. So, clippers. Hey. Hey, guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you have any crazy guests lined up?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I thought you about to say crazy. Clippers.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Clippers. You want to work for me, guys? Okay. Say, any crazy guests? Yeah, I got to look at the schedule. I got to look at the schedule. I know. I think the Waynes are coming next week. I got to look at the schedule, but June 1st, Netflix live. Okay. Breakfast Club starting at 6:00am Circumcision. No. What's this fish called? Oh, I seen this fish. Oh, you like this fish? Show this fish right here. But this can't be real.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, whoa.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's gotta be AI. Yo, either that's AI or you got some freaky ass scientists sitting in the lab just making up shit now talking about people waking up to do anything. If you haven't seen this rare fish, it's. A scientist just discovered a rare fish with a shape that looks shockingly human. And the face. The fish is all blue, but the face of the fish is literally pink. And it looks like a vagina. You eating that fish? Oats?

[Andrew Schultz]

Someone had to have tried it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You gotta eat it, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Not eat it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You wouldn't eat it? No, come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, it would smell similar, but I feel like that most people would probably try to stick something. What type of bait you use?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's probably the only fish Jamaicans don't eat. Listen. Worms. Worms attract that pussy. What's the fish called? Is it called something? Deep sea exploration has reached a new level of.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's no way. Charlotte.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's no way. Pulled a rare specimen from the depths with a shockingly familiar face. This. This. What does it say? You don't think it's real?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, Charlotte, it's on. It's. Posted by non stop12 what's that mean?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God damn it. You know he got 489,000 followers.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, that's why.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because you post like this and you

[Andrew Schultz]

stop and watch and talk about it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, I got me again, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, man. Do you actually believe there'd be a fucking fish that look like that? How advantage.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why not?

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, what are they gonna eat other

[Charlamagne Tha God]

fish that look like them? Lesbian fish. What the fuck are you talking about? Like, what do you mean? What do you mean? Listen, I've seen enough on this planet that I would believe that the ocean got some shit in it. Yo. You don't think every now and then God is just like, yo, let me see how this design looks on something else real quick.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like he. I feel like God does that with plants. Oh, there's plants that kind of look

[Charlamagne Tha God]

like, talk to me.

[Andrew Schultz]

And sometimes, like a knot in a tree.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly what he's talking about.

[Andrew Schultz]

How much do you know?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How I know exactly? Enough to be like, damn, what if, when you was a kid, you'd be looking at it like. You know what I'm saying? But then you'd be like, ah, that would'll hurt you. You see what I. Look at that.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is that thing right there?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Look at that show. Chris had it in his. Chris had it. Saved 12 flowers that look like vaginas.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't think a monkey fell up? Fell for that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, man. Easily.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, come on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, man. Look at that pretty ass flower. The orca. Let me name some of these. That is literally called the clitora. To terrace.

[Andrew Schultz]

The clitoria ternatea.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, man. Come on, man. Y' all believe a fish couldn't have a face like a vagina? Y' all tripping, bro. And you'd fry it. What if it was sushi? Would you eat it if it was sushi?

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You wouldn't eat the vagina fish raw?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, go to the circumcision. Go to the circ. Let's do a quick penis run. This is a quick genitalia run. Go to the circumcision with autism. No. Y' all mad at me when the producers got this shit? This shit said, what is this? Fish caught. Go back to that. Hold on. Go back to the list.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is Taylor. Hey, thanks. What is Taylor doing?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. This shit said. Look, go back to the list, Chris. No, the list of the topics. This is the list that she got. What is this called? It's the pussy fish. Then it says circumcision equals autism. Then the next topic is American men worried about penis size. Then it says, dame Dash eggplant. I don't know what none of this shit means.

[Chris]

Yo, the trifecta right there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What the fuck is Taylor up to?

[Andrew Schultz]

Taylor might be the goat.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She might, but I'm interested.

[Andrew Schultz]

She warms us. She warms us up with some pussy fish, right? She warms us with some pussy fish

[Charlamagne Tha God]

to take us to.

[Andrew Schultz]

Takes us into some dick.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Go to. Circumcision equals autism. I need to know what the fuck this is about.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. You know why America under Trump considered a joke? RFK Jr. Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. I've studied this a long time. This is crazy. How early? When do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who does it?

[Andrew Schultz]

Late. Oh, yeah, I've heard this one. Yeah, I've heard this one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I do think we have.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's not the circumcision. It's. They're saying it's the medication they give them to deal with the pain, which they're saying is Tylenol. And this study came out a while ago.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, shout out to all of the Jewish people who got it right then.

[Andrew Schultz]

They were doing that with no time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No Tylenol. I went to a brisk one time. I'll never forget that blood curdling scream as long as I live, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who's friends?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The baby? Shut the up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who's screaming?

[Andrew Schultz]

Bro? It better not be any moaning.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you mean that baby screams so crazy. We do need to think about removing foreskin, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, not. Not removing it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that's what I mean. Like we should think about.

[Andrew Schultz]

It was for us with the. With Lincoln, with our boy. Like that was. That came down to the wire.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You should keep it. You should have kept it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, we still have it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

See, that's. And that's my thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Put it in the ring.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm saying. What are they doing with all of this foreskin, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

You already know what they're doing. I did a whole thing on this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What, building a dome?

[Andrew Schultz]

No. Building a what? Building a dome. Is that what the iron dome is?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Building a dome?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, they sell it to. What's it called? Companies. Companies that do, like facial creams.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

The hospitals sell it. They sell it to these companies to make facial creams. Anti aging facial creams.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Huh. What? They melt it or something and make it a nice little thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

They extract like the stem cells from it or something like that. But yeah, that's what they do. I don't believe Jews bury It, huh? Yeah. Jews bury it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bury what?

[Andrew Schultz]

Bury the foreskin.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, okay. And then do what?

[Andrew Schultz]

Told you this joke?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you bury 10 of them, you'll grow a bank.

[Chris]

Not. Not a money tree.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

A money. Legendary. Legendary,

[Andrew Schultz]

but not for real. They bury it because they can't throw it in the garbage because it's part of your body. And you know, what is it? There's a. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. That's how God wants it. So it's like they're not allowed to throw it out. So they got to bury it somewhere.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I respect that. I never knew that. I never knew they did that because I always think about that. What do they do with all this force?

[Andrew Schultz]

The hospitals will sell it, man. They're selling foreskin.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Don't think that some of y' all not walking around here with foreskin coats either. Okay? All that ain't leather, honestly.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're right about that. That's what they make raincoats out of.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I believe it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because what's the most water repellent, you know?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

A dick. Right? Like, you know, like nothing. Nothing repels liquid more than a dick.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You absolutely right, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

So all your raincoats.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else we got, mate?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, what else?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else we got? I gotta go. I gotta do some asking this because I. Oh, hold on. Oh, okay. Click on this one. Yeah. American men worried about penis size. Why?

[Andrew Schultz]

Why, why, why?

[Chris]

I read the article. So basically they're saying as part of the whole looks macking, maxing movement.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What is look maxing?

[Andrew Schultz]

Trying to look the best. Doing whatever it takes to be handsome because. Or beautiful. Because being handsome and beautiful is more important than anything else else. Okay, Meaning, like, it will give you more of an advantage in life than being smart, but then being rich than being anything else. Just being attractive is the greatest advantage you could possibly have.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Pretty privileged, pretty privileged. Yeah, but what I got to do with your penis.

[Chris]

So they. People build up all this pretty privilege. That looks maxing. But it's almost for nothing because at the moment of truth, they have, in the case you have a small penis, there's essentially nothing you can do to look smack that. So now people are trying to, I guess, inject them, or I heard about stretch them, stretch them, stretch them. Or they're injecting their balls so that they'll have bigger set of balls and then that'll give them a better print.

[Andrew Schultz]

Essentially, I would make the ball smaller so the dick looks bigger.

[Chris]

Interesting.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just go get waxed, bro. Go get waxed. Lose some weight around your midsection Well, I shaved recently. The.

[Andrew Schultz]

The confidence boost.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Talk about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

The confidence boosts.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You talk about it. You still getting waxed, Alex?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, it's too painful, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, man. Take an ibuprofen before you go. Taylor, put me onto that. Take an ibuprofen before you go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, bro, easy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And if you do it in busy,

[Andrew Schultz]

man, you gotta feel it. And then I'm gonna get autism. Yeah, you can't get that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But if you do it enough. If you do it enough, you'll never have that much hair on it for them to be snatching it off, bro. Trust me. I'm a pro.

[Andrew Schultz]

So now you're bald down there?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, sir.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't you want hair anywhere in your body?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, not really. Why? I've never been a hairy person. I don't have hair on my chest. I don't have hair on my back. My legs aren't hairy. And it just started to get too wild down there. Probably because that's the only place on my body that hair really grows. So I had to get that shit the fuck up off me. And I feel. I'm telling you, feel like a new person. Yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You walk different. Yeah, your body. Your body different. Remember. Remember when Wood Harris got shot and paid in full, and he's like, my body different. My body different. I'm breathing different. You understand what I'm saying? The doctor said I wasn't going to walk the same. You understand what I'm saying? I'm out. That's how I feel. But in a good way. My body different, yo. Absolutely. All right.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's damn saying?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm not. I'm not listening to this guy. I'm not even commenting on this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I refuse. This is with Dame Dash on Jason Lee. The Dame Dash was confused after seeing an eggplant. Jason Lee claims he gives the people whose dick leaks on the Internet. And Dame immediately started to attack Jason and Charlamagne for being gay. You know, to me, you're Charlamagne, right? Let me hear it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let me hear it. Let me hear

[Charlamagne Tha God]

it. Let me hear it. Because I don't think they like the way I was talking to him. By the way, what the is that?

[Andrew Schultz]

What's that right there?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's bothering me. What?

[Andrew Schultz]

The eggplant.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But yeah, why? Oh, we give that to people whose

[Andrew Schultz]

dicks leak on the Internet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that's pause for the whole show.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're not getting one of those?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, we don't even want. I'm like, what the is that? Why am I even seeing that. In my peripheral.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I know you're.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know you're. That's an ao, by the way. That pause. But just.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. For vegans. They can just say it's just our appreciation for vegetables. You crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait. The reason why I hit that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But at least. You know what? At least you're not, you know, to me, you're. You're Charlemagne. Right? And you're.

[Andrew Schultz]

So am I going to get attacked now?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Meaning you admit who you are, but he does it. So this is how Charlamagne should do it.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm gay. Charlamagne is not gay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's definitely gay. You know, he.

[Andrew Schultz]

By the way, allegedly. You know, he interviewed.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You got gaydar. You're never going to tell me a couple. You know you're gay, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. If you ever kissed at a man and said he had a fatty pause and he comes back, would you think he was gay? If a man. Be real. Wait, wait, wait.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn. If a man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If you kissed at me and I came back. Pause. If I kissed a man. If you kissed at my fatty pause. As a matter of fact, I can't even say. Look, let's start over. If a dude that you thought was heterosexual was very. And you kissed at him and talked about his fatty paws and he came back, would you assume he was gay? I would assume that. Yes or no?

[Andrew Schultz]

I would assume he was curious about getting.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So you're saying that Charlamagne.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, did Charlamagne do that? I didn't see him do that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He said he did it. That's why. Maybe it was joke.

[Andrew Schultz]

Charlamagne laughs.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, it wasn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

He joked.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, so that's not being real. And I thought you'd be the realest. No, I am real. You're a gay guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I am real. I laugh.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You can't tell me that you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I laugh with Charlemagne every time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'll probably be whispering and cut. All kind of stuff that you can't do with another heterosexual man because he's gay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Heterosexual men definitely whisper.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not to other men.

[Andrew Schultz]

When they're playing basketball.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They'd be out. Play basketball. No mind doing all.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. No D. Hold on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Reply. Rewind that. That was funny. Hold on. Rewind that for that one part. Hold on. Go back a little bit more.

[Andrew Schultz]

When they're playing basketball. The NBA.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I watch all. That's why I don't play basketball no more. I ain't doing okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

No D. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, that dash gotta stop.

[Andrew Schultz]

He got. It's hilarious.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But he gotta stop flirting with me. What the. You're on his brain that Dash is always flirting with me. Why is he always flirting with me? Because I'm handsome. The fuck.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you think that you're his type? Is that what you're trying to say?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know, man. Just. He flirts with me so fucking much. It's crazy. It's actually mind boggling.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you think this is his version of flirting?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you think it's like wishful thinking? He's like, Charlie's gay. Charlie's Gary.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, I'm going to rock that fellow. That's what he said. I know that's what he says he wants. Let's listen. Let's do some basket video. Do some asking idiots, man. Let's do some asking idiots, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

That is weird that every interview he brings you up and brings Jay Z up. Every interview.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, man. Salute to Dead dash, man. Nando99 says just proposed. What would you guys say are some do's and don'ts at a wedding? Ooh, what you think, Sholtzi? We've had one of those. A piece. Do, do and don'ts.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, do when you guys are saying the vows, turn out and look at all the people that are there and just take a moment to take that in. Because those are all the people that one you care about, your wife cares about. And they're all there for one reason. Just to celebrate your love. There's nothing that they get out of it. They've probably inconvenienced themselves in their lives tremendously to be there for that moment to celebrate your love. So just take that in. Because the next time all those people that you care about will be, you know, there will probably be on your funeral.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think that is an amazing do and another do, which is kind of a don't as well. Please do enjoy the moment and don't have your phones. I think that weddings really should be a phone free zone so you can truly enjoy the moment. Cause there's, there is, it's just a once in a lifetime experience. I mean, some people do it more than once, but if you do it right, you would hope, you would hope

[Andrew Schultz]

it's once in a lifetime.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You would hope it's a once in a lifetime experience and there's just nothing like it. When I say I love, I loved my wedding. I wish I would have enjoyed the moment of it more even leading up to it. But I just love, I love going to weddings. Okay, I'm going to a wedding in August. I can't fucking wait.

[Andrew Schultz]

Whose can you Say or.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, we can say. We bleep it, though. I don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Could I. Oh, amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So I just. I love weddings. You know what I'm saying? Like, love them, love them, love them, love them.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're awesome.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So don't let everybody be on their phones. Don't be on your phone. And please do. Just enjoy the moment, man. It's a once in a lifetime experience. That to me is so fulfilling. I can't think of too many things that I've done in my life that are more fulfilling than my wedding. That shit really make you feel like a man, Yo. Like, yo, I'm doing the right thing. I'm marrying the love of my life, you know, laying a great foundation, probably gonna start a beautiful family. Like, I don't know. It's just a beautiful thing, man.

[Chris]

Can I add a. Don't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, sir.

[Chris]

Don't overspend.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Don't overspend.

[Chris]

Don't feel like you need. You need the people you love and care about. You need good food, good music, and hopefully a nice setting. That's it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think you should drop a bag on the party.

[Chris]

Yeah, okay, but not on the flowers. Not on all the bells and whistles that try to upcharge you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm with you. If you can afford it, drop at your wage, but drop a bag on the party. Like, that's because I love the ceremony, but it's everything after the ceremony is only 20 minutes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nobody's gonna remember the food.

[Chris]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nobody's gonna remember.

[Chris]

Oh, family style. I did family style at my wedding. It's fine.

[Andrew Schultz]

But like, yeah, the party, they will remember.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Right?

[Chris]

And, and, but that's the booze and that's the music.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. And if you can do live music, if you can, it's expensive and they hit you over the head for a wedding, but if you can. There is something about a band playing the songs that you know and love and someone actually singing these songs.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's a concert also. It's. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now, I know you say nobody remembers the food, but there's two weddings I've been to that after like, you know, you party and you drinking and towards the end of the night when that goddamn In N Out burger pull up, you did that. And Devi Brown did that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shout out. Great minds, Devi.

[Chris]

Great minds.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, my God, I'll never forget those. I don't remember what y' all served at y' all wedding, food wise, but I remember that in and out. Coming out around 11 o', clock, 12 o' clock, after you done had A few drinks.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a dude. You gotta have the late night meal.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. Gotta have. That's a do.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a do. It could be. And that's the thing about the late night meal.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It could be McDonald's. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

At that point, the more McDonald's or we had in and out, whatever it is, the more that, the better. They don't want some fancy at fucking.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's better. Yeah, it's better if it is a burger.

[Andrew Schultz]

They want McDonald's, like, it's just Big Macs for everybody.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right. What else we got? MTO no. NTO underscore. I I 5 says. I don't want to talk about that. DeAndre. Ray Porter says if you could swap your balls for something equally valuable, what would the going rate be? I'm not swapping my balls for nothing, bro. I can't walk around all shaft, DeAndre. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing I could. There's nothing I would give up my balls for.

[Andrew Schultz]

My balls are full of shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just useless shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God damn.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'll swap them for. And I just get fake balls put in.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What if you could really get balls of steel?

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, you can. They have plastic ones that you could do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Like people who, like, lose their testicles to cancer or whatever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you get like a plastic one? Yeah, 100%. Cause you probably still want to feel a little something hanging in there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. DeAndre, there's nothing that has equal value to your ball, sir.

[Chris]

What about a full head of hair

[Charlamagne Tha God]

for a bald guy?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you would absolutely do it. You're done having kids.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not for balls. Balls. Add to this.

[Chris]

No, not for a white guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fake balls.

[Chris]

It doesn't matter.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah. Black dudes get away with the baldy.

[Chris]

Bald white guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

But now you could go to turkey, bro. You could get your hair.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why is that, yo, there's only a few white guys that can pull off a baldy. Everybody definitely looks like they can.

[Andrew Schultz]

What white guy can pull off a baldy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Rogan.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think we just only know him as bald. You know what I mean? No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He had hair back in the day on Fear Factor and all that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know if he had air. Fear Factor.

[Chris]

Who's that one? Action star.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Jason.

[Andrew Schultz]

But Jason Statham doesn't have a ball. Has like, the. The Dr. Phil.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dr. Phil kind of looks like. Like, what is it called? Curb your enthusiast Larry David. White guys really can't pull off the baldy, Dana White. But it's still. It's like, you know what it is?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You got to have a baldy, but you got to have some. If you're white, you got to have a baldy with some mask to it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to be big.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If you bald and just like regular build or skinny.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you got to have. You got to have a beard.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even know if you need the beard, bro. I don't think you need the beard.

[Andrew Schultz]

Baldy, no beard. You look like Kingpin a little.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's another one that can pull it off. But Wilson Fisk with the mask. What's his real name in, like, real life? I don't even know his real. I can't remember his real name, but he's another one. He can pull it off because he's big. If you're white, you gotta be big and bald. You can't just be bald. If you just bald, people think something wrong with you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, skinny. Skinny and bald as a white dude does look cancerous.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Very, very.

[Andrew Schultz]

But yeah, black dudes can pull off the baldy. Why is that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not all of us. You gotta have the bald. It's a head shape.

[Andrew Schultz]

What head shape doesn't it work for? Who's the black dude who's bald?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Mike Brown.

[Chris]

Doesn't work.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who?

[Chris]

Mike Brown, New York Knicks head coach.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, he's fine with it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Anybody who doesn't have a baldi. The guys that hold onto the hairline, the guys that do the Beijing and all that is. I promise you, they got the cone heads.

[Chris]

I promise you didn't work for Kareem. And when I was talking about this with my daughter, Wemby, despite being very young, starting to lose it. He's going to be another super tall ball guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Skinny, skinny, tall. You can't. You can't be skinny like that. Yo, you look skinny. You look crazy with a baldi.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who was the guy who played it? Duke. He was a power forward. Boozer. Not boozer. The other guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who's this black?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, the other guy. He's mixed, but he looks black.

[Chris]

Shane.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shane Batty. Shane Battier had, like, wrinkles on his head. You know, sometimes people have the wrinkles.

[Chris]

Yeah, Pippen had that in the back

[Andrew Schultz]

of his head, but he had it on the top like he was. Like his brain was showing.

[Chris]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

And that. That's a little. That's a tough look for a ball. You got to cover that up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I even know this dude. That name was Shane. And they. I'm not even going to say man, why? I used to call him Shane Bati boy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Was he gay?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. Shane Bocce.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did you kiss at him?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I never kissed at him. I never kissed at him. I can't believe people would call somebody such a thing. Who would do that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, who would, who would do some like that? Yeah, who would do that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's do one more. Is Andrew going to tag with Cody and Roman for a match? Get Charlotte to be his manager.

[Andrew Schultz]

You would be a good wrestling manager, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I can see that.

[Andrew Schultz]

You would be a good wrestling manager.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I, I, I like wrestling managers. Bobby Heenan, Paul Heyman, you would be a great wrestler's manager. Name, Paul Bearer. You know, I mean, I would be

[Andrew Schultz]

a great, great wrestling manager.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Are you going to tag with Cody and Roman?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, man. Too many, too many non wrestlers in wrestling right now. We got to, we got to let the wrestlers do it. Got to let the wrestlers do it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

These are two good ones we might need to finish out on. Justin31 says we need at least one brilliant idiots live before Trump locks us, locks us all up. True. And Junior Solar says if Netflix offered 10 million each for a brilliant idiot roast, are we signing the contract? Yeah. That'd be the live show.

[Andrew Schultz]

That'd be the live show.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That'd be the live show.

[Andrew Schultz]

That'd be the live show.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

10 million. That's good.

[Andrew Schultz]

So, so here's.

[Chris]

But who's getting roasted?

[Andrew Schultz]

Us.

[Chris]

That'd be good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Show. That'd be good. So the thing is, can anybody outside of the show say anything worse to us that we haven't said to one another?

[Chris]

Sure.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

You think?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, that would be fun. I'm not gonna lie. But then listen, we go last. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. We go last. Do we? We. I would negotiate that number a little different because that would be the day. I'll just be like, you know what shows? Let's just see.

[Andrew Schultz]

We live.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's just. It broke it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to negotiate it. Like, this is going to be the last deal we have.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This might be it. Show. This might be it. This literally might be it. Turn off the lights. How do you want to do it? Literally they say 10 million each, right? It's like, nah, let's go. Let's bump that a little bit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, we just could because this could be it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Sho.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's over after.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This could be it.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This could really be it.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is the end.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We could do this and all we got left is the podcast.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We could burn. You want to burn it down. If you want to burn it down, I'm with you. I promise I'll be with you. I promise you. I was like, yo, if you want to burn it down and say fuck it, and let's say what really needs to be said, let's do it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But you have to think about it. Got to go home, look at the kids, look at the wife, and be like, damn, can I be okay with this?

[Andrew Schultz]

The number has to be a. Can I be okay with this?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Can I be okay with this? Seriously, can I be okay with this? You know what I'm saying? For the culture.

[Andrew Schultz]

But the culture would go, oh, my God. It would be the shortest running show on Netflix. They would take that shit down in 24 hours.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Listen, we might be the people that they take our roast and edit us out of it. They edit us out of. Out of our own ro. You know what I'm saying? Because the first thing I want to do is a social experiment. I just want to see. You know, they say there's a lot of things you can't talk about, but they say everything's free game in comedy or everything's fair game in comedy. I just want to see. Yeah. First off.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Then I get to everybody else, like, what you want to. If you want to. Three years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Three years.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Three years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let that contract go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Three years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Get paid out for your contract.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Three years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Three years.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, I'll still be in the contract, but still. I don't know about shit like that. If we burn it down, I don't know how that works. I don't know. I don't know. It's worth a thought, but to answer both of y' all questions, you know what's funny is we ain't even gonna

[Andrew Schultz]

be making fun of the other people on the dais. We're just gonna be saying every word. We're not. People gonna be confused on a rope. Like, why are they making fun of. Of these guys? You should say something about Kevin Hart.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's not what we here for.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, you know, I'm g. Start it off by telling everybody I got Tourette's. I'm like, I'm going to tell y' all a secret. Me, too. I got Tourette, Whatever that. What's that called? What was that that that dude had? I don't know, but I got it. God damn it. Okay. You thinking about it? You thinking about it? You thinking about it? I don't know. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right too. It's your bro. Any of this podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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