Idiotas Brillantes

Summary

The Brilliant Idiots: “Idiotas Brillantes” – February 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this wide-ranging and outrageously candid episode, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dive deep into current controversies and cultural flashpoints, namely the recent Super Bowl ad against antisemitism, the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein files revelations, and reflections on societal issues like systemic corruption, institutional power, and what it means to move forward as a country. The duo balances their signature irreverent humor with biting social and political commentary, often veering into the absurd while never shying away from tough, awkward, or even taboo subjects.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Super Bowl Weekend Discussions & Notorious Ad ([00:31]-[07:42])

• Super Bowl Antisemitism Ad: The hosts mock a recent Super Bowl commercial about antisemitism backed by Robert Kraft.
  • Critique: The ad felt outdated, using language from the "1920s" and not reflecting modern antisemitic expressions or realities.
  • Personal Story: Andrew shares that his friend's Jewish child repeated the slur from the ad, ironically proving how these campaigns can inadvertently spread the words they're trying to erase.

    “A seven year old...looks up from his iPad and goes, ‘oh, look, a dirty Jew.’” – Andrew, [02:08]

  • Race & Optics Observations: The ad tried virtue signaling with blue squares and a "black kid" providing support but came off tone-deaf and unrealistic; they question why the bullied Jewish kid just doesn’t remove the offensive sticker.
  • Meta-Jokes: The gang riffs on the idea of “Blueface over Jewface” and the impracticality of covering up hate with another sticker.

2. Language, Stereotypes & Racial Slang ([07:42]-[15:56])

• Jewish Stereotypes: Banter about the “Jewish look,” with underlying jokes about noses, heritage, and how stereotyping works both within and outside the Jewish community.
• Slang and Offensive Terms: They unpack the supposed white slang “fart n****a,” a term none of the hosts had heard until recently, questioning its origins and the absurdity of coded racist language.
  • AI/ChatGPT’s role: They laugh at how ChatGPT “explains” the term’s supposed casual use, raising uncomfortable questions about secret languages in white communities.
  • Reflections on 'Stolen Valor': Chris (producer/guest) and the team joke about who counts as having “Jewish credentials,” blending mock rivalry and stereotypes.

3. Super Bowl Commercials – From the Silly to the Serious ([15:56]-[18:07])

• Tight End/Prostate Cancer Ad: Andrew and Charlamagne find comedic gold in a commercial advocating blood-based prostate screenings, making light of past discomfort with the (formerly) required "finger test."
  • “This is gay propaganda. They want us walking around loose.” – Charlamagne, [17:07]
• Reflections on Advertisement Approval: Wonder at who signs off on such wild ads, tying into later conversations about institutional control and manipulation.

4. Epstein Files – Corruption, Conspiracies & Power ([18:09]-[65:57])

a. Class of Predators: Who Gets Away and Why? ([18:09]-[26:20])

• Elite Immunity: Schulz articulates why the Epstein files are dominated not by entertainers or athletes, but by “fat, short nerds”—powerful billionaires, politicians, and scientists—traumatized by perpetual social inferiority and obsessed with dominance.

  • “Scientists, politicians, spiritual leaders, billionaires, right? Hedge fund dudes, finance guys...who feel like they are the man constantly — except for one aspect of their life.” – Schulz, [19:12]

• Why Kids? The hosts puzzle over why so many names in the files are specifically tied to underage abuse, questioning if it is innate, a ritual, or a result of sociopathic escalation.

b. How Institutions Protect Themselves ([26:20]-[45:19])

• Systemic Coverups: There is bipartisan complicity in shielding powerful pedophiles; both left and right have protected such individuals, regardless of party affiliation.
• “It’s one big club, and you ain’t in it.” – George Carlin’s famous quote is invoked and discussed at length as the hosts explain how the public is kept misinformed and pacified.
• Redactions and “Real Power”: Even with high-profile sacrifices (like Bill Gates being implicated), the most powerful names stay hidden.
  • “How powerful are the reacted people that they fed us Bill Gates like chum in the water?” – Schulz, [39:08]

c. Mechanics of Power ([45:19]-[54:03])

• Epstein as an “Intermediary”: Schulz theorizes that Epstein’s real value was as a clandestine broker/blackmailer for global elites, facilitating money/weapon transfers as semi-official government deniability.
• Lotteries as Potential Slush Funds: The crew discusses the coincidence of Epstein’s trust winning the Powerball as possible hush money or payment.

d. Patterns of Corruption – How Far Does It Go? ([54:03]-[65:57])

• Weakness of Powerful Men: The simplest vices—sex and money—are described as the main liabilities for men at the top.

  • “Wayno said: You can accomplish anything in life you want as long as you control your freaky.” – Charlamagne, [54:42]

• Modeling Agencies Pipeline: How girls were groomed and trafficked into Epstein’s orbit.
• Institutional Fear: The fearmongering that prosecuting all wrongdoers would “collapse the system” is rejected as a false premise.
  • “Every four, eight years we replace the leader of the country...” – Schulz, [58:09]

e. Trump, Suppressed Files, and Both-Sides Complicity ([65:57]-[79:29])

• Trump's Broken Promises: Discussion on Trump running on “draining the swamp” and releasing the files, then failing to do so suggests self-interest and deep mutual blackmail within both parties.
• No One Wants True Accountability: The refusal of both parties to fully prosecute suggests mutually assured destruction.
• Public's Demoralization: Both hosts voice deep concern about the effect on American morale:
  • “How do we move forward as a country knowing they’re all the worst type of human being?” – [110:33]

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5. Super Bowl Halftime Show & Latino Representation ([79:29]-[98:49])

• Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show: They compare this year’s show to previous Super Bowls—the visual storytelling and production made it “feel like a live music video,” and cemented 'vibes' as more important than sing-alongs for modern audiences.
  • “That was visually stunning... That was like watching a Marvel movie and then the Easter eggs.” – Charlamagne, [84:41]
• Latino Culture Celebrated: The hosts reflect humorously and warmly on the joy of being around Latinos, with affectionate jokes about parties, romance, and food.
  • “Latinos are the most fun. Everybody knows this. Nobody ever questions it.” – Schulz, [90:28]

6. Authenticity, Numbers, & Social Media Reality ([44:17]-[45:19], [97:01]-[98:21])

• Social Media’s Role in Fame/Jealousy: Viral success on social media now puts as much of a target on your back as visible money.
  • “You become target number one on social media for everybody who really wants your motherfucking spot.” – Charlamagne, [44:12]
• “Out of the Loop” and Getting Old: Both admit not knowing Bad Bunny’s lyrics but acknowledge his cultural dominance.

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7. Political Polarization & The Path Forward ([111:04]-[120:12])

• Disillusionment & Hope:
  • “How do we move forward as a country knowing they’re all the worst type of human being?” surfaces repeatedly.
  • Justice (actual convictions) is seen as necessary for restoring faith in institutions; otherwise, both trust and morale continue to erode.
• Humanity & Compassion: Chris underlines that what’s missing in contemporary America is the recognition of “the humanity across.” Healthcare and poverty, not just politics, are suggested as issues that could unite Americans.
  • “It’s not communism, it’s not socialism, but there is an aspect of just helping your fellow man.” – Chris, [117:31]
• Diverging Narratives: Both sides blame others—immigrants or billionaires—missing that both play a role in complex societal ailments.

8. Lighter Closing Segments ([120:12]–End)

• Valentine’s Day Discussion: Trick Daddy is quoted on how Valentine’s should be “about mutual love”—not just for women.
• Cultural Crossover Jokes: More playful back-and-forth about Latina girlfriends, party cultures, and how traveling (and relationships) open up more empathy.
• Podcasting's Future: Commentary on the rise of podcasting as main entertainment compared to old talk-show formats, with a nod to Netflix and multimedia broadcasting.
• Running Gags: Various jokes about masculinity, painting toenails, culture, and relationship advice.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On institutional corruption:

  • “It’s one big club, and you ain’t in it.” – [26:20] (credited to George Carlin, adopted by the hosts)
  • “How powerful are the redacted people that they fed us Bill Gates like chum in the water?” – Schulz, [39:08]

• On the futility of the anti-Semitism ad:

  • “A seven year old...looks up from his iPad and goes, ‘oh, look, a dirty Jew.’” – Andrew, [02:08]

• On modern anti-Semitism vs. old stereotypes:
  – “They’ll call them coin clippers...” – Schulz, [01:31]

• On both parties’ complicity in pedophilia:

  • “I didn’t know they were unanimous in protecting pedophiles, protecting rich people who fuck kids.” – Schulz, [25:29]

• On the despair at lack of justice:

  • “How do we move forward as a country knowing they’re all the worst type of human being?” – Charlamagne, [111:12]

• On navigating race and identity:

  • “Maybe you got Jewish eyes...” – Charlamagne, [08:08]
  • “You're a goy. Anybody not Jewish, you're one of the goy.” – Schulz, [10:27]

• On Latinos as the life of the party:

  • “Latinos are the most fun. Everybody knows this. Nobody ever questions it.” – Schulz, [90:28]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Super Bowl Ad & Antisemitism Riff – [00:31]–[07:42]
• Slang/Stereotypes/Jewish Identity – [07:42]–[15:56]
• Super Bowl Commercials/Tight Ends – [15:56]–[18:07]
• Deep Dive: Epstein Files & Corruption – [18:09]–[65:57]
• Bad Bunny/Super Bowl Halftime Show – [79:29]–[98:49]
• Political Polarization & Institutional Trust – [111:04]–[120:12]
• Valentine’s Day, Relationships, and Outro – [120:13]+

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Tone & Style

The episode delivers a wild ride—often vulgar, always unfiltered, and deeply skeptical about power structures. The exchanges are quick, full of barbs and asides but underpinned by real outrage at injustice, a yearning for unity or at least accountability, and a commitment to having fun despite the bleak headlines.

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Summary in Brief

Charlamagne and Schulz use humor and irreverence to ask tough questions about American society, corruption, and collective innocence lost. They tackle the news cycle’s most jarring stories with satire, personal anecdotes, and a skepticism that never sours into nihilism—rooting for the idea that, with enough truth and laughter, things might just get better.

Transcript

[A]

Hey, Sal. Hank.

[B]

What's going on? We haven't worked a case in years. I just bought my car at Carvana.

[A]

And it was so easy.

[B]

Too easy.

[A]

Think something's up? You tell me.

[B]

They got thousands of options, found a great car at a great price, and it got delivered the next day.

[A]

It sounds like Carvana.

[B]

Just makes it easy to buy your car, Hank. Yeah, you're right. Case closed. Buy your car today on Carvana.

[A]

Delivery fees may apply.

[B]

Yep. Charlamagne Tha God.

[A]

Andrew Schultz.

[B]

We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Heather Kai Walker.

[A]

What's up, man?

[B]

How was your super bowl weekend?

[C]

I'm good.

[A]

You dirty little Jew.

[B]

Damn, damn, damn. We coming in hot. We coming in hot. The commercials didn't get a lot of love this weekend.

[A]

No, I'm, I'm. I'm stopping. Anti Semitism.

[B]

That was. That was ridiculous. I'm be honest with you. The reason this commercial was so ridiculous. Oh, patriots. Only a Robert Kraft takes anti Semitism. Oh, Robert Kraft did this?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, that's why he used the term from like the 20s.

[B]

Yeah, man. You know how you make it more realistic if he would have, like, if the sticker said like free Palestine or something like that, you know what I'm saying? Because I'm sure that's the type of. The type of things that Jewish kids probably deal with in school nowadays.

[A]

Oh, I think they deal with other stuff.

[C]

Not.

[B]

They not putting. They not putting stickers like that on their bags like you said. That's a 1920s term.

[A]

No, they'll do other things. They'll definitely do other things.

[B]

Like what?

[A]

I mean, they'll call them like coin clippers.

[B]

I never heard that one either. That sounds old too. Chris. Chris. Chris got triggered. Chris was like, yo, that happened to me once.

[A]

They called you a dirty little Jew twice. 50 plus years old can tell a real quick story about how this commercial didn't work. Okay, okay. So we're watching the game. I'm watching the game. My boy Jason Levine. Levine, that is Jewish and his wife and kids are over there at the house as well. And we're watching the commercial. A seven year old kid is watching with us. And the commercial comes on and we're all like, oh, here's the commercial. Cause we heard about it. And it goes, and it happens and the guy puts the post it note on and it says the thing. And then the seven year old looks up from his iPad and goes, oh, look, a dirty Jew.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

Is he Jewish? Yeah, he's Jewish. Yeah, but think about.

[A]

That's what young people are seeing. They're going, oh, I guess that's what you do to your Jewish friends.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. They're giving people ideas. Yes, that's what this commercial did. It gave people ideas.

[A]

And then I think Barbara Kraft is just trying to sell Post Its. Like, I think he secretly owns Post its.

[B]

And why blue squares? You can't use black one because of DEI anymore.

[A]

No. Remember, the blue square is like support for Jews or whatever.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know that. I thought it was a black square. What was the black square for? For us.

[A]

That was for you guys. You guys are black. So you guys are black.

[B]

Got you.

[A]

You guys are black.

[B]

So why does the black guy walking around with a bunch of blue squares? That makes no sense. Black guys. You have a bunch of black squares.

[A]

To 100-year-old Jewish guy. He thinks that black people control what young white kids do. So he's like, they think that black kids are so cool. If a black kid likes Jews, they'll like Jews.

[B]

Got you. Look at all the players.

[A]

But in his head, he's like, oh, the black kids dress cool and the white kids want to dress like them. So if the black kids don't hate Jews and the white kids won't hate Jews. That's the logic.

[B]

Also, why not just take the postie off your bag? Why cover it up with another post? This shit was silly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, wouldn't have been better if somebody would have just snatched it off and balled it up and threw it.

[A]

Cause the black kid didn't say that. He wasn't one. He just was like, we should keep that quantum. Yeah, he put on Blueface. You're not allowed to put on Blueface.

[B]

Not Blueface. It is Blueface. That was crazy. Why would he do that?

[A]

He put on Blueface over two face. You're not allowed to crazy over Jewface.

[B]

Blueface over Jewface is crazy. Now what if Chrisean would have just came around the corner for no reason? This was so. This was a ridiculous. That would be crazy.

[A]

If he put it on. He put the blue skirt on. And then the white kid was like, oh, thanks, cuh. Yo.

[B]

What?

[C]

I didn't see the ad. What? What happens? They put a dirty.

[B]

Yeah, a black guy comes and goes, no, some other.

[A]

Some other kid had put. Play it, play it, play it, play it. Chris trying to act like he didn't watch it.

[B]

He saw it twice.

[A]

You watched it with your whole rewind. There, dude.

[B]

Bro, look at him. Oh, my God. Come on, man.

[A]

Do not listen to that.

[B]

Thank you, man. I know how it feels. No, you don't. And then why did he put the blue square on his chest?

[A]

You're right. I think he does know how to. I think the six' six black kid in high school is definitely getting bullied with.

[B]

Did you see what I'm saying? Yeah. I didn't realize he was this tall.

[A]

He knows exactly the captain of the basketball.

[B]

He's taller than the lockers.

[A]

That guy's going to the league straight out of high school. He's not getting bullied with posters.

[B]

This shit looked like. It looked like J. Cole walking with Lil Dicky. Like, this shit look crazy as hell.

[C]

Here's the question. Where is this high school?

[B]

That's the. You know what? I was thinking that too. Cause I'm.

[C]

No way this happens in la. No way it happens on the East Coast.

[B]

Where is this high school? Maybe Ohio. Where is this high school? Yeah. Nothing about this commercial makes sense, man. He should have just took the sticker off, balled it up, threw it away.

[A]

Chris's Jewish brain thinking right now, he's like, I'm gonna shut down this high school. I'm gonna find this fucking high school and I'm gonna shut it down for all their anti Semitic practices.

[B]

What was the point of this again?

[A]

To stop anti Semitism.

[B]

Yeah. What does the blue stand for?

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Taylor Wave youe Bitch. You just joining us? It's for Blueface.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

No, it's for Blueface. Chrisean is in the commercial. You didn't see Chrisean in the commercial? Chrisean Rock is in the commercial.

[A]

I was trying to.

[B]

Chrisean is the one who put the sticker on the back. On the guy's back?

[A]

Yup.

[B]

You didn't see that? Oh, you wasn't paying no pictures.

[A]

That is funny. He kept the stickers on the back for no reason. Like, why take it off?

[B]

Just take it off. And why did the black brother just take the blue sticky and put it on his chest?

[A]

Because you know what he's going to do is the second they start walking, he's going to take off the blue one and leave the other one there. This is a brilliant. This is great bullying. This is Charlemagne level bullying. You know, you was doing shit like this in high school.

[B]

I would never do no shit like this.

[C]

You don't think it's like a play on, like the yellow star the Jews had to wear in Germany? That's how I interpret.

[B]

You Thinking too deep on this. Why the yellow star?

[C]

Well, maybe not the color, but just there's the outward.

[A]

They would label them.

[B]

How did they know that young man was a Jewish man in this video?

[C]

Pretty Jewish.

[B]

He does.

[A]

Wait, why does he look Jewish?

[B]

That's what I want to know. Like, he's very prejudice of you. Maybe if they. Maybe if they were whispering things that like, you know, like nose jokes or something like that. You know what I mean? Like.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think he presents as like Jewish. He don't look immediately.

[B]

He looked kind of Patrick Mahone. Ish. A little bit.

[A]

I agree. I think that there is.

[B]

He does not look mixed.

[A]

He don't. No, he don't.

[C]

Who's the most Jewish looking Jew you can think of?

[B]

I don't even know what Jews look like.

[A]

The most Jewish looking Jew that.

[C]

Like, where would you put little dicky on?

[B]

I would say little Dicky.

[A]

No, I don't think little Dicky looks that Jewish.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I don't know what a Jewish person looks like till somebody tells me Larry.

[A]

David looks pretty Jewish.

[C]

Bob Dylan, huh? Bob Dylan looks very Jewish to me. Really?

[A]

Oh, you think white people with curly hair are Jewish?

[C]

That's a good baseline.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

I think when they're dressed Jewish, they look Jewish.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

I don't know what's the ones that be in New York with the big hat girls in the hat. Yeah, the hats.

[A]

Sit em.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Why don't you just sit this dick in your mouth?

[B]

Y' all know. Thank you, Jews.

[A]

I appreciate that. Alley oop right there.

[B]

Y' all know, without being loose squares.

[C]

Hold on.

[B]

I can't look at a person and tell that they Jewish.

[C]

Sure you can.

[B]

I can't. Maybe you got. You got Jewish eyes.

[A]

No.

[B]

What?

[A]

You know, it's kind of like I hate you. No, no, no, no.

[B]

People think you Jewish.

[A]

They do, yeah. Why do you think that is?

[B]

Because of your nose.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

I had to ask your.

[A]

Dude, you got me on profile and.

[B]

Then your last name, right? No, they, they do. They literally his whole nose thing.

[C]

Stolen valor, man.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

Stolen valor.

[B]

Stolen valor.

[A]

Stolen valor.

[B]

Chris don't really have a schnoz, though. His glasses make him look like that. Like when he takes.

[A]

Glasses, don't have a schnoz.

[B]

God damn, look at him.

[A]

He's on the court. This guy is built like a fucking president. Are you kidding me? Oh my God, it's true. You can't have a small nose and be present.

[B]

I built a statue of Chris. You got to take the nose off. Not for Any other reason other than I don't know if you got it?

[C]

I'm like.

[B]

Enough concrete? Yes.

[A]

I mean, a little bit. No. But, yeah, that is true. You make a good point. Charlamagne. I get all this anti Semitism and I don't even get.

[C]

No, what I'm saying is you don't have a truly big nose. That's the stolen.

[A]

I don't have a big nose?

[C]

No.

[A]

How you dirty, dirty, dirty.

[B]

That's the stolen?

[A]

No. You don't think I have a big nose, comparatively. To whom?

[B]

Nah, nah. I have a bigger nose than you.

[A]

I got a bigger nose.

[B]

You got more girth than. You got more girth. All right, all right. Chris got more girth.

[A]

On three, breathe. Go. I got him. I got. You guys could barely even breathe in the room. There was no oxygen left in the.

[B]

Room, and we were both breathing. You sit it straight? Yes.

[A]

And I got in some fights, so I had.

[B]

Right.

[C]

You're saying straight?

[B]

Yeah. Andrews looks bold.

[C]

That's when we count. You don't have the curve. I'll count you.

[B]

What did you say about your nose look boneless? Chris got like.

[A]

I'm not a fucking chicken wing.

[B]

Chris got a wing? No, he. Chris. Chris got the bone in his shit.

[C]

Bone in. We don't accept you is what I'm saying.

[A]

You don't accept me?

[C]

No.

[A]

You don't accept me.

[C]

We don't include you.

[A]

You don't include. So then where.

[B]

Where who am I included with?

[A]

The goys over here don't accept me because they think I'm Jewish. The Jews don't accept me.

[C]

Your nose is a little on the big side.

[A]

So I have a big nose for a goy, but a small nose for a Jew.

[B]

What the fuck is a nose?

[A]

You're a goy.

[B]

What's that mean?

[A]

You're a goy.

[B]

Anybody not Jewish, you're one of the goy.

[A]

That's what y' all call yo.

[B]

I'm learning so much about y' all white people.

[A]

This is what the Jews call non Jews. You're a goyo, right?

[B]

White people got a whole different language, dude.

[A]

They have a whole different language than.

[B]

When I heard a white man. A white woman call a guy will call herself a fart nigga. I was like, what?

[A]

A what?

[B]

Yes, Here, I have it.

[A]

She called what?

[B]

Call her someone. So you never seen this before? You never heard this before?

[A]

Come on.

[B]

That shit is crazy.

[A]

Stop it. What do you mean you never heard that before? No. What is that even referencing, bro? Are you talking about the girl on the subway.

[B]

No, watch this, watch this. Her name is Nicole Curtis from hgtv. She lost her whole show because of this. Why?

[A]

It's my last one.

[B]

Oh, fart with an E.R.

[A]

Nick. You gotta, you gotta.

[B]

Can you kill that?

[A]

My life.

[B]

What the fuck? She lost her whole HGTV show. She was doing some type of rehabbing on a house. She messed something up and she. She called herself the. The fart nigga. Right? I asked Chad GPT ChatGPT said to me, I'm going to answer this neutrally and factually, not endorsing the language, just explaining how it's commonly used.

[C]

Fart.

[B]

N word is slang, not a literal term. It's usually used jokingly or insultingly to mean a goofy, annoying or clownish person. Someone who's doing dumb stuff, talking nonsense or acting unserious. Basically a corny dude or a bozo in a casual joking way. I had no idea what. I had no idea why people have a secret meeting with secret language.

[A]

You never heard about this before?

[B]

No, they. They post to say no, Taylor.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

They supposed to say no. They don't want to understand bad money, but they out here with their own goddamn language too. Hold on, this is crazy.

[A]

Have you ever heard this shit before? Have you ever heard that word before?

[C]

I heard them version of it, kind of.

[B]

What's the version? Did it have the N word in it? Yes. And what was the.

[C]

What was my grandfather. If you were doing a job cheaply. Yeah, I don't really want to say.

[B]

No, what, What? What was it? Yeah, what was it? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[A]

You gotta praise the west. We got afraid of the west or the east, whatever it is. Oh, hold on.

[B]

What was it, Chris?

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

I wish we did at.

[A]

You see what you did, Bob Craft? You see what you did?

[B]

What you mean?

[A]

We don't usually talk about this.

[B]

Well, don't usually say these words.

[C]

First of all, it wasn't that grandfather, okay? My Irish grandfather.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, he was doing something cheap around the house.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I just N word rigged it.

[B]

Oh, oh, that's not the same though. Like. Nah, that one, you take. You take a fart in word.

[A]

Fart.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

What if you put fuck in front of the N word pretty bad.

[B]

But that's what I'm saying. I've heard that. I've said fuck in front of the N word. I've heard bitch ass in front of the N word. I never heard fart in front of the N word. And there's no black people around in this video, she's literally said this because she fucked up and made a mistake.

[A]

No, but. So here's the thing. I think that she obviously knows the real way to say it is fucking N word, but she doesn't want to say the bad word.

[B]

Fart is very specific, and the fact that Chad G says this is commonly news.

[A]

No, you guys caught it.

[B]

I got it.

[A]

He didn't.

[B]

I didn't catch it.

[A]

It needs to be very clear that that's a joke.

[B]

It's better when we don't act like it's a joke.

[A]

For who?

[B]

It's better when we just keep talking. It's better when we just keep talking, man. So fart.

[A]

You can't say fart. N word.

[B]

Fart. N word. I didn't. I did not know. It means a cor. Dude. Our bozo. In a casual, joking way. I honestly, I had no idea.

[A]

I've been on this planet for 42 years and I've never heard this once.

[B]

Me neither. I've been on here 47, never heard this ever.

[A]

Me neither.

[B]

She lost. She got her whole show.

[A]

They should take away everything from her.

[B]

Listen.

[A]

They should take away.

[B]

It's a rookie mistake. Everything. It is a rookie mistake by a white person. She's 49. She's 49. She should know that she can never use that word in any context. But was this live stream. No, that's the crazy part. This came out. This happened two years ago, but somebody just dropped it on her now.

[A]

Oh, they leaked it.

[B]

Somebody just dropped it on her now. Oh.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

That's some far nigga shit right there.

[B]

That's crazy, yo. That's crazy, yo.

[A]

See, this is what happens when you. When you have diversity initiatives. If it was only white people working on that show, do you think it would have been leaked?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know who leaked it.

[A]

So this is the beauty of.

[B]

This is two years. I think somebody got mad at her.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I don't know. Somebody got mad at her two years later and was like, you know what? We got something that can get her up.

[A]

Can you think of anything that she would do where people would be upset her? Can you think of a single thing that that lady probably fart, yo.

[B]

What if she was trying to convince herself? What if she was up there and she had gas and that she wouldn't come out? She's like, you know what I'm saying? Get it out. Yeah, I'm just. You know what, Speaking of asses, did you see the other commercial What? Y' all missed the best commercial for the Super Bowl.

[A]

I only watched.

[B]

This was one of the greatest commercials of all time that nobody talked about yet. All right, go pull this shit up. Yo. Watch this shit. Finally, somebody knows how to use tight ends other than Tom Brady.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Have you ever.

[A]

In your life. Beautiful. Seeing tight ends this relaxed? I am so relaxed. They're carefree.

[C]

Calm.

[A]

Serene. You know what these tight ends are so relaxed about?

[C]

Oh.

[A]

I did prostate cancer screenings. They've learned there's a simple finger free blood test. Roughly one in eight men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer.

[B]

And I was one of them. I'm here today because I caught it early. Gronk, what'd I teach you?

[A]

Relax. Your tight end prostate cancer screening starts with a simple blood test.

[B]

Find out if a PSA blood test.

[A]

Is right for you at Relax.

[B]

It's a blood test. Who is approving these shit?

[A]

This is gay propaganda. They want us walking around loose.

[B]

You see what I'm saying? Yeah.

[A]

You can't let this happen. America today.

[B]

So you could get a blood test.

[A]

But you and Chris voluntarily got a finger up. This is new.

[B]

This is new. Wait a minute. This is new. This is new.

[A]

Yo, hold up.

[C]

Nobody told me this is new.

[B]

This is new. I think I still prefer the fucking finger, though.

[C]

Whoa, whoa.

[B]

It's faster. It's faster. It's more efficient. You know what I mean? Something. Keep it natural.

[A]

Double down. Yo, Double down.

[B]

I think you're thinking in your nose. Double down. Double down on your face. What you need? All I'm simply saying is this. That commercial was in the Epstein files.

[A]

Which one?

[B]

That fucking tight end one, bro.

[A]

Yo, isn't it interesting? No gay shit in the Epstein files. Vice message.

[B]

Nah, that's some gay shit in there. We just ain't found it our whole lives.

[A]

We thought the way to make it in the Illuminati is you gotta suck somebody's dick or you gotta do some gay shit.

[B]

Yeah, I'm glad. You know what? Let's talk about this.

[A]

When in reality that only gets you to the entertainment. Illuminati.

[B]

I don't even think it gets you that far. I think all of that shit is a hoax.

[A]

How would you know?

[B]

Because there'd be a lot more people that would be on. Yo, we got a homeboy named Trav. Trav is actually gay and really talented.

[A]

Doesn't count for that.

[B]

Trav is so Trav literally called the radio station this morning mad as a motherfucker that people think all you got to do is suck Dick to get on. Cause he's like, I am willing.

[A]

Now he got to eat box.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You got to do the thing you don't want to do.

[B]

Yeah, let's eat my box.

[A]

He doesn't do that.

[B]

He thinks pussy is disgusting.

[A]

Well, that's. He got to eat it.

[B]

He's ridiculous.

[A]

He got to be in there.

[B]

I was thinking about this with the Epstein files, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are these people natural born pedophiles, or is this something they have to do once they get a certain position?

[A]

Do you want to know what I think it is?

[B]

That's why I asked the question.

[A]

Okay, so if you notice. If you notice, like, all the people related to the Epstein files, right? There's really no entertainers and no, like, athletes.

[B]

No.

[A]

Like, almost zero.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right. Who is it? It's like, scientists, politicians, spiritual leaders, billionaires, Right? Like hedge fund dudes, finance guys. Right. It's really all, like, fat, short nerds. Okay. Who are super alphas in their life? They're the most brilliant people. In every room they step in, they feel like they are the man constantly, except for one aspect of their life.

[B]

Little dicks.

[A]

I don't know how big their dicks are, but I know when they're in a room and it's them and Denzel Washington, the girls ain't looking at them. When Bill Gates. There's the perfect picture. And Bezos isn't on the island or anything like that. But remember that video of Jeff Bezos and his new wife meeting Leonardo DiCaprio?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Remember the way his wife is looking at Leonardo DiCaprio, like, Bezos isn't even there. She's drooling over this meeting with Leonardo DiCaprio. Jeff Bezos is like, I built the most successful company in the world. I'm gonna send you to space. And Leonardo DiCaprio is just in the room, and she can't even look at her husband. And I think that's what they. They go through in their everyday life. They're like, why am I an Alpha in every single situation? I do whatever the fuck I want. These are the crazy people who made $200 million and felt like they had to make more than that.

[B]

They made more than that. But no, I agree with what you're saying.

[A]

Point I'm trying to say is I think. I think the reason. I don't think it's just with Epstein, I think they're getting hookers and stuff, all this all the time.

[B]

But why under age is what I'm saying. Why underage in particular? In specifically why is it underage?

[A]

I don't know. I honestly, that's what.

[B]

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like, it's like, are they natural born pedophiles or is this some, like, type of ritual?

[A]

Like, what you're alleging is they're requesting them to be underage, Which I wonder.

[B]

Why so many underage girls.

[A]

100% don't give me. It's the worst fucking thing in the world. These people are like, they're off. And I think what. I think what probably happens to people like this, and this is my assumption, is like, they don't have to abide by the rules of society like the rest of us. They don't pay taxes. So, like, there's a perfect example. Remember the financial trip? Just. Just walk with me on this 2008 financial crisis, right? The banks sell these predatory loans to people. People lose everything. They lose their houses, lose their lives. The banks get bailed out and the CEOs get bonuses, right? The rest of us go, why the fuck did none of you go to jail? And then we learn that there's a big club, none of us are invited into it. And I think a lot of us go, holy shit. If we do fucked up things or we make mistakes, there's repercussions for our actions. All these people lost their homes, they lost their livelihood, they lost everything. We look at that and we go, oh, we got to be careful because bad things can happen with you if you put yourself in fucked up situations. Yeah, those people, they look at that and they go, they got bonuses, they got bailed out. None of them go to jail. They go, oh, I could do whatever I want.

[B]

So they're just evil who just are. Who just want to see what they can get away.

[A]

What do kids do when you don't give them guidelines?

[B]

They keep pushing, they keep putting. Yeah. So they just want to. They want to see what they can get away with. Now that makes. That makes all.

[A]

You're also looking at like, the most ambitious, sociopathic people on the planet, right? These are all people that are like money. The Epstein class of people, regardless what institution they're in, they're all obsessed with money and power, and they'll do whatever it takes to get money and power. And they live within a framework in America, which is. Unfortunately, religion doesn't play as much of a part in culture as it used to. And I think because of that, it's been replaced by money. And then whatever it takes to get money for the Epstein class of people, they're okay with. They'll look the other way about stuff. They'll see some fucking freak who had a conviction of a pedophile charge, right? Or whatever, underage trafficking or whatever the fuck it is we call it, Fucking pedophile charge. And they'll look the other way because it might put them in an economically advantageous situation.

[B]

You know what? I definitely agree with you when it comes to them feeling like they can get away with whatever they want to get away with. Because the other thing that's in these files, which is why. I don't know why this shit isn't causing more of a fucking mass hysteria, is the amount of potential murder that is in these motherfucking files.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like, the amount of people that they probably.

[A]

The day he indicted, he gets the he. They send, like, 60 barrels of sulfuric acid. I'm sure it's just decomposed garbage. Decomposing garbage.

[B]

Guys, yo, there's one email. And by the way, I don't even know what's real and what's not real no more, but there was one email where they.

[A]

He.

[B]

He was like, little girls are like shrimp. You cut the heads off and throw the bodies away or some shit like that. You didn't see that shit? Oh, my God. Like, oh, yeah, that is crazy with sick, twisted. Oh, my God.

[A]

That do not feel the repercussions of breaking the rules. They get away with it. And when you get away with it, I think what starts to happen to people? It's like the guy who's, like, speeding in his car. We speed in the car, we get a ticket. And then for a few weeks, you kind of drive the speed limit because you're like, I might get another ticket. The guy who speeds gets pulled over, and they go, oh, it's just. You do whatever you want. He's speeding even faster now. He's not even thinking about it. I think this is what happens, almost like a sickness. And then when society starts to reward the sickness, you don't even think about the collateral damage with it.

[B]

I don't even know how you could work, like, literally be any type of human being with any level of empathy, work in the federal government right now and be the person who had to redact these shit, you know what I'm saying? Like. Like, if you're the person who actually had to sit there, read about all of these people doing all of these sick, heinous crimes, redact it, put it out, and then go on about your day, like, everything's normal. That shit is insane to me.

[A]

But that's like lawyers have to do that every day. Especially when you representing some of the worst criminals. They're pieces of shit too. I think there's a weight on your soul when you're the type of person that's gotta represent rapists and shit like that. I understand it's part of our justice system and everybody gets a fair trial or whatever.

[B]

But like, you've seen Devil's Advocate before? One of my favorite movies. You ever seen Devil's Advocate with Keanu Reeves? You ever seen Devil's Advocate? Watch Devil's Advocate. That shit is one of my favorite movies fucking ever, yo. Like exactly what you're saying is what Keanu's character has to explore throughout that whole film. It's like, yo. And the things that some people are willing to sacrifice just to be the so called best in their field, like, that shit is sick, man.

[A]

You know, it's really crazy. Is that like my whole life I thought that the only thing that the left and the right in government, the politicians of the left and the right, they agreed on one day's growth. No, no. My whole life I thought it was just like endless foreign wars. I thought it was, you know, devaluing our money so we all go broke without even knowing. And then the. The making sure that the pharmaceutical industry and the healthcare industry make tons of money and none of us get the actual care drugs that we need. I didn't also know that they were unanimous in protecting pedophiles, protecting rich people who fuck kids. I didn't know that that was part of their jobs as institutional politicians. And it's just like, as you look at this Epstein shit, even from the beginning, it's amazing to see it go from administration to administration, from left to right seamlessly, with all of them looking the other way, protecting.

[B]

They're all doing the same thing. What they all say is one big. What George Carlin used to say, it's one big club and you ain't in it.

[A]

So they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.

[B]

They got you by the balls. They. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying.

[A]

Lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want.

[B]

They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens.

[A]

Capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking.

[B]

They're not interested in that. That doesn't help Them. That's against their interest. That's right. They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table to figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them.

[A]

Overboard 30 fucking years ago.

[B]

They don't want that.

[C]

You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers.

[B]

People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours to reduce.

[C]

Benefits, the end of overtime, and the.

[B]

Vanishing pension that disappears the minute you.

[A]

Go to collect it.

[B]

And now they're coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something?

[A]

They'll get it. They'll get it all from you sooner.

[B]

Or later because they own this place. It's a big club, and you ain't in it, boy. This look like this for real?

[A]

And I think that's the. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you look at, like the beginning of it, like, what, when does, when does Podesta give Epstein that deal, that sweetheart deal? It's like 2008. So whose administration is that? Is Obama in by then?

[B]

Obama. Obama was still in.

[A]

Okay, so that's Obama. Right. And then Epstein is still allowed to kind of like, flourish and exist and profit and negotiate and do whatever deals he does and rub shoulders with whatever influential people he does throughout that.

[B]

Isn't that also when. I mean, that, that was a time when government agencies used to operate as independent government agencies. Right. Like, so, so it's not like the DOJ was taking orders from the White House back then.

[A]

What? Well, then, even then, even more so if they're independent. Independent. That they should do it. What do you mean if they're independent? If there's no influence coming from any political body whatsoever and there nobody's leveraging them.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, then you think that they would.

[A]

Uphold justice, but clearly some leverage is being put in through somebody.

[B]

You're right, because it started a state case that the federal government picked up, which I, I, I just found that shit out too. That the shit started. Chris, you told me that. Actually.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That the shit started because two high school girls was arguing.

[A]

Yep. Calling each other hookers.

[B]

What the fuck, yo?

[A]

Oh, really? Yes. One girl was calling the other one because I guess they had heard, like, what type of stuff was going on anyway. It's just seeing it be unanimously protected or ignored, laughed about, even There are certain people in media that like, laughed about the conspiracy. They would like, mockingly joke about it. And now, you see, with all the revelations, these files, and don't get me wrong, there was some that we heard early on which I'm sure sounded crazy to a lot of people. The pizza being a euphemism for. For little kids or whatever it was. But now after you see all the.

[B]

Information on the table. Everything on the table. Everything's on the table.

[C]

But why are you even talking about this? The stock market's up, yo, you're right.

[A]

The stock market hit 50,000. Dow hit 50,000.

[C]

Focus.

[B]

You know what's so crazy? Why would you say Chris, he's referencing. I know the dow is over $50,000.

[A]

I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader.

[B]

As I hear, Raskin, the dow is over 50,000 right now.

[A]

The S&P at almost 7,000. And the NASDAQ smashing records. Americans 401ks and retirement savings are booming. That's what we should be talking about. We should be talking about making Americans safe. We should be talking about what does a Dow have to do with anything? That's what they just asked.

[B]

Are you kidding? But the reality of the situation is there are people who are, you know.

[A]

A lot of listening.

[B]

Corrupt.

[A]

Yeah, go.

[B]

That they would be like, yeah, let's think, let's talk about the money. Like they really don't care about, you know, you're some of the biggest leaders in the world. Fucking little kids like that are still in positions of power now, which actually. Torturing them, Torturing them. Which should scare you even more because you have some of the most morally corrupt people in charge of the decision making of the world. Why would they ever be thinking about you? All right, let's take a break. Salute to ZipRecruiter, man. ZipRecruiter. We really appreciate. We really appreciate you, man. Listen to. Think back to a first date where you were really interested in someone. You probably asked them important questions like what are you looking for? Or what are your deal breakers? So you could get a better idea of whether or not this was the right person for you. Hopefully you're not doing that this weekend. Hopefully you're with the person that you know you need to be with, especially on Valentine's Day. Okay, well, the same goes if you're hiring. You definitely want to address key questions first to see if someone could be right for your role. That's why you need ZipRecruiter. Okay. When you post your job. ZipRecruiter suggests screening questions to help you hone in on top candidates faster. And today you can try it for free at ZipRecruiter.com/idiots. ZipRecruiter's matching technology immediately finds qualified candidates that Check all your boxes. No wonder ZipRecruiter is the number one rated hiring site based on G2. Ask key questions and hire faster. With ZipRecruiter, four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at ZipRecruiter.com idiots that's the Recruiter.com/idiots Meet your match on.

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[B]

Who's in between you and Epstein?

[A]

No, I'm not in the files. I'm not rich enough like you.

[B]

I'm not in there.

[A]

You lucky. You lucky he got locked up before this deal because you would have had a text exchange for sure.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Oh, you don't think they're coming for you? You think the new Epstein?

[B]

By the way, who the is the new Epstein? Nobody talking about that either. Don't think for one second that Epstein stopped and this industry just went to a halt.

[A]

No, they're out.

[B]

There's somebody out there right now, still doing this as we speak. Yo, there was.

[A]

Y' all didn't see that picture, that.

[B]

They think Epstein is still alive.

[A]

He just has, like, a gray beard.

[B]

And I saw that. I knew. I knew if anybody would fall for that, it would be. I saw that. I mean, you just said, first of all, I'm just going with what y' all talking about. That shit might be. You know what? Alex? Not wrong, yo.

[A]

That's the other thing. They could just say images are fake. Like, it's almost like they dropped the Epstein stuff after AI came out, which sows distrust in all the media that we consume. Yes.

[B]

When I come in here and talk about unicorns and sasquatch and elves, and I say the same thing. I say the same thing. I said, how do we know this shit ain't real now that there's AI, they give us all the real shit, and we look at it and be like, this shit is fake when I say it, I'm fucking cuckoo for Cocoa Puff. Okay? When he said, y' all here naughty. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's all about the messenger.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

You out here believing in werewolves and shit. Nobody's gonna believe you.

[B]

I believe the half white messiah. Y' all believe the half white messiah.

[A]

I'm half white. You say you breathe underwater?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You think you could breathe underwater?

[B]

Andrew seen me breathe underwater.

[A]

No, I saw you drown.

[B]

I was in St. Bart's.

[A]

I saw you drown, and some guy did CPR with his dick. I said, yo, what do you get that out of his mouth? He's like, I gotta save his life. I gotta save his life. Immediately. Nobody's gonna know we're on an island. This is what happens on the islands.

[B]

Yo, cop penis resuscitation is crazy. Cop penis resuscitation is crazy as hell. Hear me? Okay. You don't even think I can reeve underwater.

[A]

Say again? No, no, I think you can. And then you'll die like everybody can.

[B]

I was in there. Everybody tries cooling.

[A]

Look, let me show you this email. Please want to help me? Okay. Jeffrey Epstein sends us to a redacted person blank said talking about. I imagine a young woman said that she felt God's presence next to her when she was in bed. She knows that Jesus watches over her and helped save her life. And then he writes, whoops. And then he go. Then he writes again. He goes, you should dress up as him when you see her.

[B]

Where the AI videos from hell, yo. Yeah, create some AI videos showing us these people burning. And I don't.

[A]

I don't Know the context of that conversation. I don't know who they're talking to because the names are adapted, who they're talking about redacted. But I. I'm sure we're all imagining he's talking about a young woman who believes in God and feels saved by Jesus and that he's actively talking about defiling her in Jesus's name and image. And that is.

[B]

That's insanity. That I don't even know.

[A]

Why is the person that he's messaging redacted? I want to know the person that he's messaging about that. Yo, I want to see justice in the most violent way towards that.

[B]

Medieval. Medieval. Medieval, like, medieval Wu Tang torture tactics, nigga. Like, feeding them got to be so feeding them, like, for real, man. People got to get castrated.

[A]

Like.

[B]

Like, you got to do some sick shit, like, bring them in the middle of Times Square and motherfucking do some public killings, like. But, like, some wild shit gotta happen.

[A]

No, again, I don't know. As. As justice, is what he said. As justice.

[B]

We don't even know if Epstein really did see. Now, when I said it was crazy.

[A]

Like, yo, you ain't.

[B]

Who should have been able to see. We don't even know if FC Did. You seen the video of him and Israel? Saw that with the bodyguards walking around. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

You'd have to be stupid to not think that was real.

[B]

I don't know. I'm just saying. I don't know. All I'm simply saying is I don't know.

[A]

I can't believe you didn't see that image yet.

[B]

That's crazy, because I'll be wondering. I'll be wondering this.

[A]

I can't believe that, man.

[B]

Out of all of these hundreds of women who have been victimized, you think it's just hundreds or thousands? Yeah, you're right. Yeah, hundreds of thousands. Probably had tens of thousands, easily. But out of all of these women who've been victimized and abused, you're telling me only two people went to prison for that shit?

[A]

Yo, right?

[B]

Oh, you know, just two. This whole network that they claim to have, and only two people went down for that shit.

[A]

And then the biggest one, the one with the most prominent name, who's accusing Prince Andrew, just happens to kill herself.

[B]

Kill himself. But speaking of that, why is Jalane still alive? Yeah, what's up with that? Like, what is the purpose of them still having her alive at this point?

[A]

Also, she's saying this thing like, I'll clear Trump's name if you give me clemency.

[B]

What the f, yo, what.

[A]

Why are we living? Why you need clemency if it's clear? Why do you need something special if it's clear the truth shall set you free. Why do you need a bonus for the truth?

[C]

You're right.

[A]

Like think about that, right? Pretty much guarantees there's some shit there on Trump. So here's the. Here's the bro.

[B]

He was mentioned a million. No, I know. Trump put platinum in the Epstein files, yo. Yeah, he's mentioned a million times.

[A]

So here's.

[B]

And by the way, in the redacted Epstein files, he's mentioned a million times that. Listen, that's crazy.

[A]

The. That we saw. We were saying this on flagrant, but the. That we saw, those are the sacrificial lambs. How powerful are the people in the files that they gave us? Bill Gates on the first drop.

[B]

You right.

[A]

How powerful are the reacted people that they fed us? Bill Gates like chum in the water. Oh, Bill Gates, yeah. Formerly the richest person in the world. One of the most powerful people in the world. Come on.

[B]

They got him out here fighting for his life. Like he's on. He's doing interviews.

[A]

You saw his wife.

[B]

Oh my God, she ain't him at all.

[A]

Toast.

[B]

I also met Jeffrey Epstein exactly one time.

[C]

Did you?

[A]

Yes, because I wanted to see who this man was. And I regretted it from the second I stepped in the door. He was abhorrent. He was evil personified. I had nightmares about it afterwards. So, you know, my heart breaks for these young women because that's how I felt. And here I'm an older woman. My God, I feel terrible for those young women. It was awful.

[B]

That means she got some emails. That means she personally got some of her own emails that she saw that was like, oh, I gotta get the fuck up outta here.

[A]

Yep, it's coming. Oh, it's coming 100%.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

I never thought about that. Yeah. Why you think he tried to save people from malaria or whatever? No, I.

[B]

No, that is. That is a good point what you said.

[A]

I wonder if it's like he's trying to buy his way into heaven. Like, I wonder if he knows how much foul he had taken part of. And he's like, I gotta do something good.

[B]

God ain't. God ain't going for that.

[A]

No, of course not. Because God made malaria. But it's.

[B]

Shut the.

[A]

Listen. He works in mysterious ways. Have faith, have faith, have faith. He works in mysterious ways. Mosquitoes got to eat too. God says Skeeto's got to eat, too.

[B]

That is funny. As. Can you imagine a mosquito's perspective?

[A]

He's like, yo, we can't eat.

[B]

We can't eat.

[A]

I can't take a bite of nothing. I can't take a bite of nothing.

[B]

Man, that is so stupid. I do want to know who are the six people?

[A]

Imagine being a mosquito.

[B]

They said. They said their names. Yeah, they just said, I saw Thomas Massey threaten. Or they just. Who was it? Pull it up. Look that up.

[A]

Yeah, look at the. Wexner is like, last week was one of them. There's like, the guy who's like the. He's the chairman of the Port of Dubai or something. You. I want to get it right.

[B]

I really want to know, but. Oh, oh, I know that they're just sick. We know that.

[A]

No, I got something even more than that. These. So the files that they looked at, the redacted files that were unredacted, quote, unquote. Right. You ready? The unredacted version, those files were still redacted. Like, 70% of those were redacted. They just weren't redacted by the doj. So what they showed to the Congress people were files that were unredacted from the DOJ's redactions. The FBI got in there first. This administration's FBI. The administration that said that they were going to release the Epstein files. The Trump guy who said, I'm campaigning on releasing the Epstein files. Right. And draining the swamp. The guy who specifically appointed two people who built their entire identity almost around exposing the Epstein files and justice for the victims. Those two people, Casper Tello d', Ambogino, who then went on podcasts and different platforms and said, there's nothing there. If there was something there, don't you think I would show you? Well, there's nothing there. Why are their names dead?

[B]

Listen.

[A]

And why can you give up Gates and not give up these people?

[B]

I'll tell you why. Because this shit's. This right here is scary.

[A]

Go, go.

[B]

This is scary.

[A]

Go with the names.

[B]

I can't pronounce these shit. There's three names, right? And listen to what it says. Let's stop right there, Taylor. Look at the last three names. It is not yet known who this person is and how they are connected to Epstein. The next one. It is not yet known who this person is and how they are connected to fst. Yeah, I bet. It is not yet known who this person is and how they are connected to Epstein.

[A]

I bet.

[B]

Yo, now we talking some dark order shit. Now we talking some, like, underworld cabals. People who really are the puppet masters that really are controlling the strings.

[C]

Who.

[B]

They may know their names, but you don't even know who these people are.

[A]

We're dumb enough to believe that the people on the Forbes list are actually the richest people.

[B]

Absolutely right.

[A]

They're just the richest people dumb enough to put their names on the Forbes list. The real rich people who have the real power and the real control, they would never put their name, a fucking list that's a target, on your back.

[B]

Sort of. Kind of.

[A]

Nah, you've been generationally wealthy. We're talking about hundreds of years. You're not putting your name on no list because it's a target. We didn't know what rich people look like back in the day. The Koch brothers, Chris. The largest. Was it conservative donors?

[B]

Well, that's before. Oh, you're right. But that's before. Do you know what they look like? Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I don't know. They are generic white guys in a gray suit in a painting. But I never seen them in real life. I never seen a video with these motherfuckers. And that's on purpose, you're right.

[B]

But these are. These are corporates. I've never seen a bunch of them, though. But we don't even know what they look like.

[A]

That rapper dated one of them. That's all we know. That's the closest.

[B]

But it's different because, you know, entertainers started to get some money. But you know what's so funny about that? I was having this conversation.

[A]

Don't take entertainers seriously.

[B]

Entertainers.

[A]

To these people, entertainers are toys.

[B]

Well, listen, they don't respect you unless.

[A]

They could fear you.

[B]

I was having this conversation the other day with Fat Joe, right? Me and Fat Joe were just talking and we were talking about that. We were talking about, you know, when numbers come out, blah, blah, blah, this and that. And I said, man, the craziest thing nowadays is it's not just financial numbers that put targets on your back. It's not just financial numbers that make people jealous and envious. It's the numbers people can actually see you generating via social media. Like if you're a person who puts out a video every week or every couple or every day, and that shit gets a half a million views. A million views, you become target number one on social media for everybody who really wants your motherfucking spot, because they already equate those numbers you're getting with actual motherfucking dollars. And they feel like shooting at you will help Them get some money, and guess what? But it does.

[A]

It does.

[B]

It does.

[A]

You're saying these people aren't doing this authentically.

[B]

I mean.

[A]

That there might be another reason why.

[B]

So my point with that is you're really damned if you do, damned if you don't. It's always numbers that make people lose their fucking mind.

[A]

Well, Charlotte, these people aren't on social media.

[B]

I don't even know who these people are.

[A]

That's the thing.

[B]

But that's what's so scary about this. There's an investigation on these people. I bet you it won't be Google. Hey, I bet you it won't be. So those names came out. I bet you those guys getting called today, Ro Khanna, Thomas Massey.

[A]

Like I'll tell you.

[B]

No, you done fucked up, right?

[A]

Shout out Ro Khanna and shout out Thomas Massey. Because what they're doing is incredibly brave.

[B]

Very brave.

[A]

Because they already show you what happens when you're willing to go against the system, bro.

[B]

There's people in the X Files that they killed.

[A]

No, I know. That's what I'm saying. They show you what. We know what happens. We know what happened to the victims when they speak up. We know Epstein was cooperating with them. In a month, they got his ass out of here. Now, of course, some of you idiots actually believe that he killed himself. But now, after all these files came out, there's no one that actually believes that he killed himself. Right. Like, that's. You would have to be to believe that.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You would. Unicorn man.

[B]

I'll tell you what. No, no. I'll tell you why now, by the way. I don't know any. Here's the other thing about Jeffrey Epstein that's so interesting. Who's his fan? You don't have any. There's no brothers, no sisters.

[C]

There's brothers out there.

[A]

He is, yeah.

[B]

Is there moms? Is there kids? Like.

[A]

I'm just saying.

[B]

Is there people that he actually cares about?

[A]

No.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

A guy like that doesn't care about anything but money and power.

[B]

Because if he did. Right? You could make a guy like that kill himself if you got this much power to wipe out a whole family. Right?

[A]

But he doesn't care about those people.

[B]

I mean, I don't know if he does or not.

[A]

We're not talking about individuals that care about others. Because you can't do these heinous acts. If you have any empathy or concern or compassion for human beings, you have to view human beings as leverage points and that's probably a full sociopath. Exactly. It's what allowed him probably to be successful. And the power that he was able to wield probably gave him these incredibly sycophantic relationships with these people that we thought were really famous.

[B]

Now, listen, I do think he got killed, but I'm saying I can find reasons as to why he would kill himself. I think he's still alive. I can see that, too.

[A]

He either got killed. This is how I look at it. He either got killed, he's still alive, or they let him kill himself. Yes, but there's no version where he's like. Because if they wanted him to not kill himself, they would do the same thing they do for every inmate that's at risk of killing themselves. They don't let you do it. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

They try to stop you in some ways. But we're acting like we've never seen these FBI, CIA, whoever it is, is encourage people to kill themselves. That's what they did to Martin Luther King Jr. Like, the FBI encouraged. They said, the best thing for you to do is kill yourself. So I'm saying it could have happened.

[A]

But also, Martin Luther King didn't have the same leverage over the United States government and foreign governments that Epstein.

[B]

Unbelievable, man.

[A]

Cause that's the thing I started looking at. So I started looking at that shit, and I was like, okay, how do you. In order for these people. Not these people, not Epstein, like, the people around Epstein to be kissing his ass the way that they were in emails? I mean, like. Like puckering their fucking lips. And these are powerful individuals that were puckling their lips. Right. That's what I didn't understand. I was like, why does this guy have so much leverage? What the fuck is he doing?

[B]

I've never seen a man with that much power.

[A]

Yo, so how does he get the power? I think he gets the power from having leverage over the United States government and potentially other. Other governments. Now, how does he do that? I think he gets that because he was basically the intermediary for money laundering. It's not really money laundering. It's about, like, transferring weapons around the world. World, Right. So if, like, the US Wants to intervene in a foreign country back in the day, they could just do it directly. And then this thing called, like, the Church Committee happened. Are you familiar with that? Where, like, all of a sudden government agencies got to look into where America was distributing funds or even weapons around the world, and there could be criminal processes for that. So now all of a sudden, the US Government goes, well, we're not going to stop doing this. We need to find intermediaries in the same way that, like, Blackwater is the version of not having the U.S. government there. So a private organization goes, hey, we'll be your army for you. You just hire us. We do it because the US can't, can't, can't guarantee your mining rights or guarantee your banana farms or whatever the it is. So I think what he was doing is, is they pluck him early and probably when he was at Bear Stearns or something like that, and then they go, hey, you're going to be our intermediary. And he was a guy who had a lot of risk tolerance, and he was maniacal and he wanted to be powerful. And they probably saw that he was, you know, shrewd enough and understood for our markets enough. And he was this leverage point, which connects him with foreign spy agencies. Whatever you want to call, like you talk about Israeli Mossad, it connects him with the British intelligence Agency, probably even connects him with Russian as well, because he is the intermediary, not only for the US but for these other ones as well as they're transferring weapons between all of them. So now he has leverage over the United States government. And he can use that. He can use that for favors for himself to get a sweetheart deal when he's should have been convicted for massive pedophilia charges. He can also.

[B]

And they even registered him as a child sex offender. Oh, no, not a child sex offender.

[A]

No, but they did it in a way where it, like, went away after a year.

[B]

Oh, you know, they.

[A]

They gave him a very favorable charge there, too. And. But then also he can leverage his stuff for his friends. Right? There's a reason why fucking Leon Black from Apollo has given him $150 million for tax advice. And then all the Epstein files, the 6 million of them, there's only one thing about tax evasion that they, that they could find in all of the emails. There was only one, and it was a Business Insider article that he sent to someone else and said, we should look into this. So I don't buy this idea that he's like this sophisticated tax genius. What he is is a guy who can call up the United States government, be like, hey, I need you to give us some wiggle room here. Or the United States government is telling Apollo and Leon Black, saying, hey, I need you, because we've been very favorable and look the other way and allowed you to make billions of dollars. I need you to give our boy $150 million over here because it can't come directly from the CIA.

[B]

Call offers are he's a time travel. Well, I don't believe any of this shit is normal.

[A]

Can I. Can I tell you something?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

If you know what's going to happen at the highest levels of government and you can make financial predictions before you essentially are a time traveler, if you know that there is going to be an invasion somewhere, if you know that certain markets are going to be negatively impacted, you could short those markets. He was talking about shorting ships.

[B]

What if you really know though? What if he's really like on some Biff shit? What if he came here from the future or the past or whatever the fuck it is and let everybody know all of these different things that were going to happen?

[C]

Giving him too much. He's very normal.

[B]

No, Chris, no. Normal people don't get to this. Normal people don't get that kind of power.

[A]

Did you see?

[B]

He won the fight.

[A]

He won the lot of like Mega Man Millions. I'm gonna be the conspiracy guy. But I think he wins it like the day before he's indicted, right?

[B]

I don't believe that.

[A]

In 2008.

[B]

That's real.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, he won the powerball.

[A]

It's like 80 million. Powerball?

[B]

No way, son.

[A]

Like that is.

[B]

Nah, that's some Reddit, ain't no.

[A]

But he wins it the day before he gets convicted in 2008. Is that right? Or the day before he goes into jail.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Look that up to verify.

[B]

I don't believe that.

[A]

Now if that is the case. Right. That's obviously a payment, right? Yeah.

[C]

I think this guy was just at the highest level. A high end blackmailer and a high end pimp for men.

[B]

They said it has not been proven that Jeffrey Epstein personally won the lottery. They said a trust called the Zorro Trust, which was associated with Epstein's Zorro ranch in New Mexico, claimed an 85 million Powerball jackpot in July 2028.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

It is widely considered a coincidence or misunderstanding.

[A]

Not 2028, 2008.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

And then what else?

[B]

It might have been.

[A]

What else happened in 2008?

[B]

Recession. The stock market?

[A]

No, that's when he gets convicted.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So I think it's like, yo, we got to convict you. This is too heinous. We got to give you something. I understand all the leverage you got, but we got it. We got to hit you with something. We're hit you with the lightest charge we possibly can and you're going to get a nice little payment. And then you start to go. And then you start to go. Is that what the fucking lotto has been the whole time? Is it a slush fund for the CIA? Is it a slush fund for intelligence agencies that every once in a while they let one of us dope somebody?

[B]

That would be the illest money laundering scheme in the history of man.

[A]

Why wouldn't it be that? Why wouldn't it be that, Chris?

[B]

I disagree with you. That this guy was some normal guy.

[C]

Not normal. But what I'm saying is the techniques and the tactics he used to weren't as sophisticated as I think everybody.

[B]

But how do you become the biggest pimp in the world? The most powerful people?

[A]

No, but, Claire, you got to understand this. And this goes back to the thing I was saying earlier. He understood fundamentally something about these rich and successful people.

[B]

How do you get near them? Is what I'm saying, though.

[C]

Well, I think he was maniacal and to your point. He was incredibly risk tolerant. He would take chances that none of these guys would take. And he understood, like, a very basic thing, which is powerful men have two primary Achilles heels that always make them vulnerable.

[B]

Horny as fuck.

[C]

Horny as fuck. And love money. And if you know that, and if you're willing to leverage that to the absolute maximum and you have no morals of your own and you're completely amoral, you can go pretty fucking far with that. Honestly.

[B]

Wayne O Wayno said you can accomplish anything in life you want as long as you control your freaky. If you control your control your freaky. Man, we've been watching this shit from the beginning of time. Men fall because they can't control they. Fucking freaky.

[A]

And think about it. What if every other thing you've ever touched in your life has been the most successful thing in history? But when you're at a party, a girl won't even look in your direction. Because women can't tell the difference between 40 million and 4 billion. Their brains click off at around, like, 20. And then they just go, oh, wow, this NBA player got 20 and Bill Gates got a billion. But what's the difference between that?

[B]

But you imagine Wendy Deng knew.

[A]

Say again?

[C]

Wendy Deng knew the difference.

[B]

I thought he started speaking Asians just now, Chris. I was like, what the fuck just happened?

[A]

She's been fluent the whole time. What the hell does. What y' all gonna do now?

[B]

What you gonna do now?

[A]

Tell me about that river in China.

[B]

You went crazy with the Bandaring.

[A]

Just. Who's Wendy Dang?

[C]

Wendy Dang. She's married To Murdoch. She. She was rumored to have an affair with Putin. She's married to somebody incredibly rich now.

[A]

Yeah. Every once in a while, there's a woman with a man's brain. For the most part, they don't really know the difference between 40 million and 4 billion. All right? And then they go, they know the difference between 5, 7, nerd with shitty fucking back hair.

[B]

But you're missing a key point.

[A]

Hot basketball player. Go.

[B]

They don't want women. They want underage girls. That is insane. Like, that is, like, beyond weirdo behavior. So once again, I'm trying to figure out, is this something they're naturally born with, or is it some type of ritual? What the fuck is it? I don't think what makes. I mean, we know these people are clearly sick.

[A]

I don't think there's any limit to this sick shit that they want. But what I would also say is that I think that they're probably going to the island and they're fucking girls that are. Are teenagers. They're probably going on girls that are in their 20s, too. I. I don't think. I don't know if it's just specific to one thing. And again, I don't know. The girls in, though, they have modeling. Like, there's this guy who. He ended up dead. Shocking. So the guy, he had a modeling agent, Jerome Burnell or something like that. He had a modeling agency, I think, in Europe or whatever. And he was one of the guys that could potentially procure girls from. For Epstein and then. But I'm sure that's what it is. It's like, connections to all these modeling agencies. And these models agencies are plucking these girls when they're like, you work in.

[C]

A nice club in Florida. We have access to rich people. That's a pipeline.

[A]

And it's also. Yeah, whatever. So it's like. And Ghislaine used to recruit them. Ghislaine used to. And then, incredibly tragically, some of the girls would end up recruiting other girls. Yeah. And it's just like, now you're taking advantage of the most vulnerable and making them take advantage of their vulnerable peers.

[B]

What the fuck happens? Something has to happen. There has to be consequences and repercussions.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why has no one else? Can't just move on. Like, fuck it. Everything gotta get burned down.

[A]

This is what I'm trying to.

[B]

The whole system, all of these people, all of these individuals. Fuck them all. Like Pam Bondi said, if they was to prosecute everybody in the Epstein files, the system would collapse. And it fucking collapsed.

[A]

Which is, yo, this is the fear shit that they try to stoke on us. They're like, like, if all these people would go to prison, the system would collapse. And it's like, shorty, every four, eight years we replace the leader of the country.

[B]

Word up.

[A]

Every two years we replace the House of Representatives. Every was it six for the Senate? Every six. Is it six for the Senate? How many years? Every six is. It's like we're used to replacing. The system is built for interchangeable figures. So stop giving us this bullshit that if, if pedophiles get put in prison, America, what she's basically saying is, hey, America runs on pedophiles, so without it, we won't have a system. Get the fuck out.

[B]

Well, guess what? The pedophiles are alleged pedophiles in positions of power right now. They collapsing the system. Any goddamn.

[A]

Oh, that's. This ain't the housing crisis. No, no, no, this ain't. This is. This is. There's a. But the thing is, the thing I was saying earlier about, like Trump being. Trump being a victim of his own narcissism. It's like the perception of Trump, whether you like Trump or not, the perception of Trump is he will do whatever he needs to do to succeed. Right? Like it doesn't matter the collateral damage that comes around himself. Exactly. Right. So it's this idea that like, he'll throw whoever under the bus as long as it helps him get to where he needs to go. Now, you can debate whether that's true or not, but that is the perception of Trump, right? Is that in order for him to succeed, he will do whatever. It's not like he's going down with the ship. No, you know what I mean? The perception of Trump is he's the dude that goes on the boat with the women and children on the Titanic.

[B]

He's not the captain. He's going to get rid of the women and children too.

[A]

He's like, bitch, you don't even got.

[B]

Get the fuck out of here, yo.

[A]

So. So that's the perception. So the idea that he would not be releasing these files and he'd be saying, oh, this is a democratic hoax after campaigning on releasing them. I think that's very important. The campaign was, we're going to release the campaign was we're going to expose the campaign was we are going to drain the swamp. Right? And then he doesn't. The knee jerk reaction from the public is, well, if you would do anything for you to exceed the question, I just Would ask you guys if you think that the Epstein files, if they were unredacted, completely exonerated, Trump let them out unredacted.

[B]

If you think they'd be on the.

[C]

Billboards in Times Square.

[A]

What now? So, so now we're also a lot of people probably gonna look at him and go, well, there's no way that he would go down with the ship for his friends. Right? Cuz that's the perception. Now if you're like a mafia dude, you're taking a charge for your man because that's the code, right? You know, you didn't kill that person, you're hemmed up, you're going down. Cuz there's no snitching. Right. We expect that of some mafia dudes, obviously tons snitch, but there is an expectation that they would live by that code. Right. But I think the perception of Trump is he would not do that. That correct. Is that fair?

[B]

That he wouldn't go down with the ship?

[A]

Exactly. That he's not going to take the charge for his. So right now you look at this like they campaigned on it, now they're suppressing it. We acknowledge that. Like you have to be blind to not acknowledge that. The administration is obviously suppressing.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Okay, so they're suppressing it. So the conclusion that anybody would come to is he must be implicated in.

[B]

Some way, of course.

[A]

Because I don't think we're looking at Trump as so benevolent that he's helping out some guy from Nicola Caputo, some Italian fucking politician. You think Trump is gonna go down for some Italian politician?

[B]

This is what's so wild about it. And this is what I keep saying, and I've been saying it for months. I believe that there are people in this administration trying to suppress it, but there is somebody that is also putting this shit out and letting you know that he's in this motherfucker a million times. There is some other powers at play that clearly don't want him in position of power no more, that are also causing them hell by constantly putting this shit out. The way they pressed Pam Bondi on that motherfucking bench yesterday, they were pressing her with shit that they knew, like they were asking questions they already had the answer to. When Ted Lieu was like, you just lied under oath. Like they had their. There is some other powers at play that.

[A]

So you think there's someone.

[B]

Don't want him in position no more.

[A]

You think there's someone inside?

[B]

I don't know if it's on the inside, outside. I just know that somebody else knows something.

[A]

Here's the question. I.

[B]

Because how is we getting this information?

[A]

Well, so I think you bring a good point. I think maybe part of it is that there are 6 million emails to look through, and they have a month to put it out. And there's no way to read every single email. Or the team that would need to read every single email would be 100,000 people. And now you have 100,000 people that have access to all these fucking crazy emails. So it'd be hard to contain information.

[B]

Feel like Trump would fire so many people and lose his mind on his own team if it was them that was doing that was. That was responsible for this.

[A]

It's also possible. So the question I have is, and also, you've seen, like, Trump, like, turn his tune about Bill Clinton. He's like, I don't think we got to have Bill Clinton come in and, like, testify. It's like, he's a good guy. I like him. They're like, what do you like about him? He goes, oh, he's always said nice things to me.

[B]

You know why? Because I think Bill and Hillary went ready to go in there and go jihad.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

They like, we all say something. We all. You know what I'm saying? We ready to go jihad. Let's blow it. Let's fuck it. Bill, like, Bill's old. Bill's old five heart attacks. And everybody know Bill ain't. No, we already know about Bill no more.

[A]

If Bill went up there, he was like, yo, they were all 23. Nobody's caring if Bill. Now, listen, they should care because these are traffic women. But based on what we assume about Bill, I don't think he's passing up some dick sucks.

[B]

What if Bill. If Bill sits down and out the gate he goes, asked me who was blowing Bubba, like, out the gate. No, no. Before we get to anything, let's set this tone. Ask me who was blowing Bubba. Holy shit.

[A]

So the question is this, right? And first of all, I've seen a lot of, like, I've seen a lot of people who are, like, still trying to defend, like, the administration. First of all, guys, you don't have to do it. Nah, you don't have to, like, you know, right and wrong.

[B]

The only gaffe like you should be doing this weekend is for Valentine's Day is like, stop.

[A]

You guys don't have to do. I can see you trying.

[B]

If you want to go down, you do have to. How are they gon getting paid? Point out.

[A]

I actually don't think I think that their base would rather them fight for victims of molestation and child sex trafficking. I imagine their base would actually. But it doesn't matter. Point being is that. What was I going to say?

[B]

You said that his base. You said his people still defending.

[A]

Oh, and then I've seen people go like, all the Democrats only care about this because they're trying to get at Trump. And it's like, whatever reason people care about kids getting raped is fine, bro.

[B]

Blow it all up.

[A]

You know, like. And if we're gonna be honest, I think a major part of the reason why conservatives who did push this from the beginning, this did not come from liberals. We're talking about conservatives pushed this from the beginning a long time ago is probably because of the Clinton connection to Epstein. So I think that it's not like this hasn't gone both ways. I think the perception from conservatives and, like, online. Right. Who is really pushing the Epstein stuff early was the Democrats are involved in this. They're the ones that are doing it, and they need to get exposed. And what they found out is that they're all involved in it.

[B]

Trump made him.

[A]

Trump made people feel like he was good. The fact that if you're gonna run saying you're going to release the honorable. Yeah. That's like, oh, okay, I got nothing to worry about.

[B]

Yeah. But he thought Biden ain't run on it.

[A]

Ain't run on it.

[B]

But he thought that was going to be one of those things he could flood the zone with.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

And then once he got in the White House, everybody would forget about it. Exactly. And then they did that stupid thing.

[A]

Handing out the binders, and they thought.

[B]

People were gonna be dumb enough to.

[A]

Just be like, no, I guess we missed.

[B]

And he put people in positions of power who also were championing.

[A]

Hey, y' all built their whole identity around.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Now.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

So now you have that situation where it's like, one, the more people that care about this, the better. We don't have to bicker over the reason why somebody's getting into it. The more people that care about. The more people that care about kids getting raped and women getting trapped traffic, the better. This is a good thing that everybody is on the same page. We like that Americans are uniting around this issue. This is a good thing. I don't think it's time to bicker.

[B]

No, not at all. I just think that people really want to see some type of justice. They want to see some type of consequences. They want to see some type of repercussions. And I wonder what that does to the morale of people. I'm not even going front. Everybody that's sitting around talking to me about midterms right now, shut the fuck up. Y' all are missing the point. Like, I ain't talking about no voting. We talking about some of the most vile, disgusting people on the planet still in positions of power right now.

[A]

Question I have for you right now is obviously, as we just stated, we're looking at it, and it's, like, clear there's something that Trump does not want to get out. Now, some people, like, he's protecting his friends, which is, if you're protecting your friends, that fuck little girls, fuck you. If he's protecting himself from doing heinous shit in the past, fuck you. You right, Obviously, with this, any human being looks at that and they go, that's reasonable, right? Same page.

[B]

Yeah. But there's mad Trump stories in your files.

[A]

Of course. Of course. Now, here's the question, right? There are. The Biden administration had all the access to these files. They made no attempts to publicly indict anybody or investigate, including Trump. And it's not like they didn't throw the book at Trump. Trump, but they didn't bring up these files. Does that show you how deep this goes on both sides?

[B]

Yes, that's.

[A]

They worried about going after Trump and how that would expose everybody else in their orbit as well.

[B]

That shows me that somebody looked in that file. And by the way, this shit has been around for a while, so different parties looked in those files and was like, yeah, mutually assured destruction. If this shit ever comes out, let's make that shit go the fucking way.

[A]

That's. I mean, please give me another rationale. But to me, the fact that if they had the nuclear option with him and chose not to use it, the reason is they were protecting all the other people around him.

[B]

And it's also the same reason they probably would never tell us about extraterrestrials, because it really does. Shut the fuck up. Why are you laughing? Oh, they're about to.

[A]

No, you saw what's happened in El Paso, right?

[B]

I saw that. But here's the thing. It's because they rolled out the alien shit.

[A]

You know, we're getting closer.

[B]

But here's all of this. All of this stuff makes you just not believe in the system anymore, period.

[C]

I think that's what it is.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Well, wait, wait, say it again.

[C]

I think that. I don't think there's a Democratic figure in there that they couldn't afford to lose that person. Right. Like Clinton, Bill Gates, whatever. Like let them go down. I think the Dems are afraid to use nuclear options because they're just afraid.

[B]

Of blowing up the system.

[C]

Rocking the system.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I think that is a very charitable view on this.

[C]

Well, who would like, let's do hypotheticals. Who would be in there that they really had to protect?

[A]

What about major donors to the entire party? Well, that's about a Reid Hoffman who's given money to everybody and now you're accepting money from this person that's done absolutely heinous acts and now you're doing things.

[B]

Epstein.

[A]

Of course.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Behind the scenes figures.

[B]

More.

[C]

Okay, I could see that. But in terms of a politician short of Obama, I don't think there's anybody in there.

[A]

Yeah, but it's not about politicians short of Obama. Right. It's about what are these figures doing and what favors are they doing for these heinous human beings that are operating and trafficking of young girls and other. I mean, salacious shit. Torture, murders.

[C]

Murder.

[A]

Right. Like are, are they doing sweetheart deals? Like Podesta for example is like that thing, that deal that Podesta gave, Where did that come from? What if we found out that it did come from the top and are you responsible. If Trump is responsible for bonding, who's responsible for Podesta?

[C]

Right. And then they're.

[A]

Then who would it be? Say it.

[C]

No, it could be.

[A]

It would be. Is Podesta. Was that Obama's guy or was the administration before?

[B]

Let's see, that was. I think it's before. And then it. I really think all of these.

[A]

My point is like the guy in charge is responsible for everybody underneath.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

By Biden. Yeah.

[B]

By the way.

[A]

Well, 2008.

[B]

Oh, you know, but you get what.

[A]

I'm trying to say is.

[C]

Yeah, but. But to your point, you don't want to talk about anything else. I gotta be honest. What Trump did today and yesterday with climate change, if you really care about people's lives, if you really care.

[B]

What did he do with climate change? What did he do?

[C]

He just wiped everything we've built over the last 25 years off the board and done it in a way that's hard to reverse.

[A]

Under the process just completed by the epa, we are officially terminating the so called endangerment finding. A disastrous Obama era policy that severely damaged the American auto industry and massively.

[B]

Drove up prices for American consumers.

[A]

Prices went up incredibly for a worse product. This action will eliminate over $1.3 trillion of regulatory cost and help Bring car prices tumbling down dramatically. You're going to get a better car. You're going to get a car that starts easier, a car that works better for a lot less money. This is a big. A big factor in making our country great. If you look at some of these cars, they didn't even work. They had computers all over the place trying to save a half an ounce of fuel. We have fuel for the next 500 to 1,000 years under our feet and they're trying like hell to save a half an ounce of fuel. Chris. Chris.

[B]

I didn't even see what we talking.

[A]

About kids getting raped.

[B]

Chris.

[C]

It you're going to be talking about kids dying alongsides of the roads during migrations, trying to get out of these.

[B]

Oh, so you think a lot of.

[C]

This in terms of human suffering, reversing the climate change stuff is going to be the only story.

[B]

Chris brings up a good point. I'm going to tell you why, Chris. I'll tell you why you bring up a good point. Because I wonder, like when, when everybody's having all of these discussions about, you know, Epstein files, what. Cause the administration still work, right? Like, they're still. What else are they doing right now that's impacting your life directly, immediately in this moment, we're not gonna feel it.

[A]

They picked the best week. Cause it's been cold as shit in New York, man. My boiler went down. Like I almost had to leave the apartment. Like I was freezing in our apartment. So they knew what they're doing with that release. But again, I don't think people are worried about climate change because I think right now people are so strapped, they can't worry about next week. Week they're not worried about 20 years from now. It's a privilege to worry about 20 years.

[C]

Well, we need the privilege because you.

[A]

May be right, but you can't enforce that on people that are worried about next week, man.

[B]

They can't. You can't even enforce that on people who are worried about right now. Because let's think about this, Chris. There's people who want some justice in this Epstein file shit right now. They can't get it. So climate change, they like, well, that shit ain't never getting fixed. Like, you know what I'm saying? We can't fix the problems that are right in our face decades worse.

[A]

To.

[C]

Try to at least make a dent on it. And he just wiped it all out for two reasons. Because lobbyists paid him off and because he thinks deregulating stuff is going to help him short term. Again with the economy. The bill for this shit is going to be the greatest, biggest bill of all fucking time. Now, it might not hit for 75 years, Chris. They all be dead.

[A]

Let me tell you something. They would love nothing more than for us to be talking about climate change.

[C]

I understand what you guys are saying, but you can't not talk about it.

[B]

I see what you're saying, Chris, but in 75 years, we'll all be part robot with our own air conditioning.

[A]

They would. They would love nothing more than for what just happened to happen, which is we stop talking about them protecting a global pedophile ring. Sure. And start talking about the Eskimos. Houses are going to melt.

[B]

But, yo, you know what?

[A]

That's what they want us to talk.

[B]

You talk about the global pedophile ring. You brought up QAnon last week. What has QAnon said about all of this?

[A]

That they're right. They said we need an apology, but.

[B]

The QAnon was saying it was all on the left. So what are they saying now?

[A]

They were kind of saying, no, no. They said whole shit.

[B]

They were saying the whole shit.

[A]

Yeah. They were like, yo, Trump's gonna get in there and clean the swamp.

[B]

They would talk about both of them. But did they know that? Did they think for one second that Trump himself. That's what I'm saying. So what are they saying about.

[A]

Nobody in their right mind could think that somebody campaigning on exposing the global pedophile ring would be part of it.

[B]

No, that's not true. I'm the guy that used to walk in the convenience store and grab a 12 pack of Budweiser. Grab, grab. Grab my White Owl blunt and walk out. And the reason I always said that, because when you go in there to steal, that's when you get caught. If I walk in and it's my 12 pack, this is my White Owl, and walk right out. The guy at the counter just used to look at me all the time. I would go in there and do that to multiple people at the register and they would never say anything.

[A]

I was probably trying to not be racist. And he was like, I think he's.

[B]

You think I just did it to white people?

[A]

No, I did it to whoever was working. I know they were all trying. They were trying the hardest.

[B]

I'm trying to hide what you're doing. People don't even notice you're doing what you're doing.

[A]

I guess my point is people at.

[B]

Home don't take that advice.

[A]

Yeah, people locked up. The point I'm trying to make is if you were to advise somebody on what to campaign on and you knew that you were in some way implicated.

[B]

I wouldn't have ran on that. First of all, you got to be.

[A]

That's all I'm saying.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, but you. But no, you're forgetting one thing. When you're dealing with a narcissistic sociopath with zero self awareness, that's what they do. They know they can be at home beating their wife and be having a whole domestic violence campaign. You know what I'm saying? They could be getting dick sucks from bubble. But then telling you that we got to be anti lgbtq.

[A]

Your logic is right. Your logic is right. I'm just saying the perception of the people, like let's say you're somebody out there, you're close to one of the victims, right? You've seen this person go through hell. You've seen nobody pay attention to them. You've seen no Justice Department take interest. And you've seen, when the Justice Department did take in this, they handed a sweetheart deal. And then you see two options. You see one option, right? A woman who's running for president that is not talking about it. Not talking about justice for these victims. And then you see another person going, we're cleaning this shit. And then he's saying, I kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago, we had a falling out cuz he was trying to do messed up stuff. And then you see that he, I think, spoke to the local police department, said, you should go after that guy. That's a creep. You see that information and it feels, I imagine, like there's hope. Hope, I would imagine, if you're a victim. There you go. Finally, finally somebody's gonna.

[B]

It's another good manipulation tactic by a narcissist. But then sometimes narcissists realize real quick like, oh, this one ain't going away. Oh, I gotta. Which is, I gotta actually deal with this.

[A]

Which is exactly what this feels like and looks like and is probably horrendous. And I'm sure it's why there are so many people on the right upset about this. The pressure he's getting is from the right too. It's not like the right is just going, oh, whatever. Trump says the right is on his ass.

[B]

I said it when I was on Lar Trump's show when he called me a racist sleazebag, low iq. I said, these Epstein files aren't going away. And there's something about these Epstein. I said, I feel some political coup going on in the Republican Party. Then there's something about these Epstein files. They gonna use these Epstein files to get them up out of here because they know that's the one thing they can use to flip on Trump and won't upset the base or this coalition that they think they've built. I think that conservative, traditional conservatives are going to take the Republican Party back. I think there's a political coup going on right now in the Republican Party that people aren't paying attention to.

[A]

Oh, interesting.

[B]

Yeah. I think that this Epstein thing is going to be a way for traditional conservatives to take their party back. I really do. I think that. I think that. I think that they know this is the issue that has gotten the base riled up. The base, the MAGA base isn't letting this issue go. And for the first time, they know they can, you know, probably take their party back and not piss off the MAGA base. I think. I think. I think they're going to do that.

[A]

Not to give ourselves some credit, but. But we have been talking about this for six years.

[B]

It's been a while.

[A]

With regularity on his podcast. I mean, the first Netflix special I did, we did a whole section on it. It's like this has been a part of the conversation for a very long time. I love that there's a lot more people bringing attention to it. And I don't really care what your reasoning is as long as you're doing what I believe is the right thing. But this has been a thing that we've talked about for a while. This isn't new shit.

[B]

We've been talking about how people love to go to these pizza places and order a newborn lover with cheese.

[A]

Ben, Newborn lover is crazy. That is just.

[B]

Let's pay some bills, man. What? Come on. Yo, listen, it's important stuff. Taylor. Sorry, you don't want us to talk about the important things going on in the world. Taylor. Gosh.

[A]

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[B]

Super Bowl. What'd you think, Henny Ass. What about church announcements? Oh, church announcements, Dan. You're right. Church announcements. Two chains. His book. The voice in my head is God will be out March 8th via black privilege Publishing with Simon and Schuster. Man, make sure you go pre order that right now. You about to see two chains everywhere. I also want to say happy Born day to the OG, the legend, the icon. One of my entertainment inspirations, Mr. Arsenio hall, he actually turned 70. We taped this on on Thursday. So he turned 70 today. Make sure you go pre order his book, Arsenio Hall, a memoir. And Arsenio is going to be in New York. 2 Chain's going to be in New York, too. But I got Arsenio's day right here in case y' all want to pull up. Arsenio hall is going to be in New York on April 2nd. Okay. He's having a town hall in partnership with Barnes and Noble. Okay. One night only. Tickets are on sale. Oh, actually Friday. Okay. So you can go on. Go, Go get tickets on sale Friday. It does not say where the tickets are on sale. A. Oh, go to barnesandnoble.com go to barnesandnoble dot com and you can get tickets. What you got? Hezekiah Walker.

[A]

April 13, the Garden of Laughs events, which is a very cool event that Madison Square Garden puts on. They're actually doing a Radio City Music Hall. So I'm gonna be doing that with a bunch of other comics. Ronnie Chang, Josh Johnson, John Oliver, a bunch of other, I think, Daily show alumni right there. Surprise guests pulling up as well. Steve Sharipa hosts it. And so it's a night of comedy benefiting the Garden of Dreams foundation with. So, yeah, that's going to be April 13, Radio City Music Hall. And I think the tickets go on sale this Friday.

[B]

Salute to Josh Johnson, man. Salute to ronnie Chang, too.

[A]

2.

[B]

2 Very, very, very funny individuals. I love shout out them. I love watching Josh's clips on Instagram. I like Josh.

[A]

He's been killing it, man.

[B]

I like his perspective.

[A]

Ronnie, too, man.

[B]

Nah, Ronnie is Ronnie. I mean, just great, great, great guys. Great humans, man. Salute to both of them. Make sure you check Breakfast Club out on Netflix too. Okay? I was. I had a. I was with Netflix this week, man. It was really great conversations that we were having up there. I love. I like where the future of podcasting is, is feel it.

[A]

You feel it.

[B]

Because it's literally a. I mean, it's been a real industry for a long time, but it's really like a legitimate, legitimate industry. And when you see, you know, all of these talk shows going away, like, Kelly Clarkson's going away, Cherry Shepherd's going away. You know, my guy, Stephen Colbert, he's going away in May. And I've been hearing rumblings of other shows that may be going away. And the reality is the future is what we're doing right here, right now. You know, I just want everybody that's, you know, getting into the podcast game to respect the podcast game, you know what I mean? Meaning understand that what you're doing is a podcast. So podcast has to be audio, it has to be video. If you're just doing video and you're doing a Vodcast, or you could say you're doing a talk show, a much lower budget style talk show. Cause I was reading this article that they did in the Atlantic about my guy Pete Davidson show. And they were saying that Pete Davidson's laid back style isn't good for this show. But they kept talking about it like it was like a talk show. I'm like, no, it's a podcast, it's a podcast. But that's why you gotta have the audio component.

[A]

And does Netflix not have the audio component?

[B]

Not yet. If you, I mean, we do with our original, you know, everything that we have with Iheart and, you know, Spotify.

[A]

And Barstool, you're just licensing the video to them. Yes, but Netflix should also provide it as audio.

[B]

They should have audio for all the original podcasts that Netflix is launching. They should have audio because you can.

[A]

Turn, you could turn a screen on and it still plays.

[B]

Sure. But I'm talking about. They should have their own RSS feeds for the Pete Davidson show. They should have their own RSS feed for the Michael Irvin show. Because. Because if you listen to Pete Davidson talking to mgk, it's a great conversation. If you listen to Pete Davidson talking to me, it's a great conversation. But if you just turn it on and you're looking at it from the perspective of a talk show, of course you're gonna say it's laid back. That's what people like about podcasts. Cause usually like the laid back feel.

[A]

When you're listening to a podcast, it's usually. Cause you're doing another activity. You're either at work or you're cleaning the house. You're driving. There's something where you can't completely lock in visual too.

[B]

Look how we look right now. This, with the whole beauty of this.

[A]

You don't think this, you don't think that we take this seriously?

[B]

No, no. I'm just saying we're very laid back is all I'm saying.

[A]

Absolutely, yes.

[B]

Bad bunny at the Super Bowl. I enjoyed it, didn't Understand a word he was saying. You know what I'm saying? But I don't need to know the language to know the vibes, baby.

[A]

That was vibes.

[B]

That's all it was. Vibes, baby. Yo, I felt like a old white man in the Midwest watching Kendrick Lamar last. I don't know shit about Bad Bunny. I know he's one of the biggest stars in the world. I don't know any of his records.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? That didn't come to mind. I don't know any, like, Filch Nada. I don't speak a lick of Spanish.

[A]

I'm surprised you never heard one of his songs.

[B]

I maybe did, but how was I supposed to know it's not Daddy Yankee. How was I supposed to know this? I'm serious. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. This ain't Nori doing a record talk. I have no idea what I'm saying. So the production comes on, and I'm just captivated by the production. I literally was like, wow, that was visually stunning. That was visually dope. All of the messaging and everything. I didn't even get that till after the fact. That was like watching a Marvel movie. And then you go watch, like, new rock stars and they're breaking down the Easter eggs. That's how I felt watching it. And once I saw. And then, like, you know, my homegirls, like, Lulu and Lala, was texting me because I was asking them, you know, what they thought, and they were telling me all the different layers to it. I was like, yo, that just added a different element to it to me. But just from a pure entertainment standpoint, this shit was dope, yo. Just pure entertainment. That's it. Like, I don't. That's it. Just watching this right now, and I'm starting to realize something, man. Lot of these guys that are complaining about, you know, not understanding the language, they ain't never had a Latino whisper in their ear. Poppy, shut up. Would be a Latina, but it's all right, all right. I'm learning. It's the beauty of America. I'm down to learn. All I'm saying is you ain't never had a butter peeking Rican whisper in your ear, Poppy, what can you do for you, Poppy? Can you, Poppy, I know what you like.

[A]

I don't even want to look at.

[C]

You while you're doing.

[A]

I know that's crazy.

[B]

Poppy. I know what you like. Yo, why you sound like an old gray when a Latina woman tells you I Know what you like. I don't even give a fuck what it is she about to offer. Yeah, they don't even gotta be sex like. I know what you like. What do I like, mommy?

[A]

Yeah, but Charlotte, man, you know it. That's the fuck I'm talking about.

[B]

Calm it down a little bit, Sharla. Calm it down. You know I'm talking about this. Oh, this back in the day.

[A]

It's back in the day.

[B]

I ain't talking about now. I'm just talking about I'm in the same day. And I blame Wu Tang. I blame Wu Tang. Wu Tang told us on ice cream. Butter pecan Ricans for real Chocolate deluxe. Rich vanilla butter pecan chocolate. One loves my butter pecan Ricans for calling me Poppy. That's for real. That's what I wanted. Butter pekin Ricans and chocolate deluxe. That's why I'm like the dark skin honeys and the fresh vanilla. You know, you might dabble. Right? Right. But the dark skin chocolate deluxe in a butter peak and Rican. You wanted to try it.

[A]

You wanted to try.

[B]

Come on, man.

[A]

Look at these beautiful girls dancing. Listen, it's so un American. It's so un American to look at fine ass girls dancing. Isn't it?

[B]

Charlemagne.

[A]

What Americans would want to look. What true blooded Americans would want to look at fine ass chicks shaking ass.

[B]

You don't think that's when you're of age, right? Yeah, that's the problem. The way the world is now.

[A]

You don't think it's even.

[B]

That is hysterical that so many people on the right are upset. If they were underage girls, would they be happy? Would they be happier?

[A]

Now, we're not gonna do that because the right has been talking about this Epstein shit longer than the left. You're not. The left is not about to co op the Epstein shit. Yeah, the right has been on the Epstein shit way longer than that.

[B]

I gotta see the right giving smoke to the right. Which they are, though.

[A]

Which they are.

[B]

They are. They are. I gotta see the right giving smoke to the right. Good boy.

[A]

They are.

[B]

All I'm simply saying is I don't see how you. This is just dope. I've never seen a production like on the Super Bowl.

[A]

What I loved about it is that they made it intimate somehow. Yeah. The super bowl show. A lot of times everybody tries to be so big and extravagant with it, with the explosions and what happens is it just feels detached. Like the most detached part of the whole performance was, I think when Lady Gaga was on the stage. And not because of her, but because it turned into a classic super bowl performance with a big wide shot of everybody in the standard. This when they're walking through the weeds and you're going through one little thing to another little thing. There's some guys playing dominoes, a girl giving out shots or whatever. It made a performance in front of 100,000 people feel like you were in a little.

[B]

You know why he shot a live music video?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it felt like.

[B]

I was about to say that.

[A]

That's what it felt like.

[B]

That's literally what it was. He's shooting this like it's a music.

[A]

And I think that's how you should do the super bowl show, because 1. It translates to home really well. And the majority of people watching the super bowl are watching at home. Yeah. Now what you're. When you were watching it there, you probably couldn't see shit. Right. Because he's in the middle of these weeds like Jumbo Trump. But you're looking at it. So basically you're looking at it like you were at home too, which might be frustrating. If you're going to a live show, you're not. The super bowl halftime show is actually for the people watching at home. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like he also.

[A]

It was probably smart by design because if he tried to create a big sing along, the reality is maybe a lot of people there wouldn't be able to sing along. So what they did is create an intimate environment where you could vibe at home even if you didn't know the words. And that's exactly what the fuck we did.

[B]

I feel like he took it. He took it where Kendrick was trying to take it last year. And what I mean by that is, like, Kendrick had an actual set. Like, Kendrick wasn't out there, like, say, a Rihanna or even a Dre at the set, though. Nah, Rihanna was on a stage with.

[A]

Kendrick, but she had that big, like, glass thing she was walking through or whatever. Yeah, but like, Kendrick even had, like, imagery.

[B]

Yeah, Kendrick had imagery. Exactly, exactly. Rihanna was like, on stage with dances. Even Dre and Snoop were like. Like, on stage, they looked more like performances. To your point, this is the only time that this shit looks like a performance for you Gagas out there. Everything else looks very intricate, like a live music video. And Kendrick had a lot of elements of that. And I think Bad Bunny built off of that from last year and gave us this. I think he wanted to make sure.

[A]

For all the people that are complaining.

[B]

Hey, I can't understand it. You make it so visually captivating and telling the story through imagery where it's.

[A]

Like you don't understand the words. Like you could tell the whole storyline from just watching. It's just vibe. Like, listen. The most fun part of America. The most fun. Yes, of course. Of course. Yes. It is ridiculous rhetoric. But I think what he did execute was fun. Look, Latinos are the most fun. Everybody knows this. Nobody ever questions it. They're by far the most fun. The parties are the most fun. Say again? Pick a side.

[B]

I'm both. Nah, Alex, you need to pick a side.

[A]

What?

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. This shit. I didn't wanna say nothing. Young. I ain't wanna step on your brown brains. You need to pick up Funkins.

[A]

But who's the most fun? Who's the most fun?

[B]

For me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I've had more black experiences. I don't know.

[A]

You don't need to have more to know.

[B]

But hey, that's what I'm saying, Poppy. I know what you.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Shut up. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Is it bad too? My first. His boyfriends were Puerto Rico. Poppy. I know. It's life, man. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

Listen, they're the most. These are the most fun people on the planet.

[B]

Yeah, but once you go black, you don't go back. That is very true.

[A]

You know there's black Latinos too.

[B]

You know that, right? Okay, but so it's also called Latinos.

[A]

What I'm saying is Afro Latino. No, they're just Latinos. No, it's. Don't do that. There is Afro Latinos. Why they got to be Afro Latinos? Why can't they just be Latinos Are of African descent too.

[B]

That proud of both right here. Shut up, Alex.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. Yo, I've seen a lot of that this week. Yo. All of a sudden everybody want to be brown and they speaking this language like, no, you wasn't doing that last week.

[A]

Every episode Mo says you ain't Black Lives matter.

[B]

Go back to. What's his wifi password? What is that again? What is the WI fi password?

[A]

Also, he does say. He does say Black Lives Matter. WTF is a black owned business. It's not Puerto Rican owned. You guys gotta take that back.

[B]

I need to hear Ale reaction to Kendrick st Bowl last year. He probably like, yo, it's for us. Kendrick represented for all of our. I really, I really wish you love.

[A]

Latinos as much as me, man, I really do appreciate your.

[B]

You really don't be repping PR like that. I never heard you even talk about Bad Bunny in all the years that I know it. I've never heard it.

[A]

I haven't been screaming bad. No, he's.

[B]

He's. I've never heard Gaslight. Have you heard him scream about Bad Bunny? I almost.

[A]

The other shows, all shows, everywhere.

[B]

I ain't never heard you rep Bad Bunny on brilliant idiots like that at all. That is true. That is true. And by the way, I still don't know about. Let me tell you how stupid I am. There's this song I like from Bad Bunny. And I was like, yo, I was telling my boy that I've read he Puerto Rican. I said, yo, play that joint from Bad Bunny. The shit that started with an N. Novella or some shit. And I'm like, yo, what does that mean? He's like, new York, York.

[A]

No, Nueva York.

[B]

There you go. Like, I didn't know. I just like how this sounds.

[A]

You couldn't put that together?

[B]

I ain't even see the York bro was to do well, but I ain't even see the York part. I was like, yo, this. Jamming that.

[A]

Listen, have you been to a Bad Bunny concert?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So does it.

[B]

How does he make his concert? It's even better.

[A]

Like, obviously, he. No, he puts, like, just so much money. He's like a Kanye, where he just puts so much into the design, and it's like, it's.

[B]

Can I ask another question? Since when did conservatives stop liking money? Wait, what do you mean? Because if you're complaining about Bad Bunny and saying this is un American, which is so stupid, because Puerto rico is a U.S. territory. But what's more American than big business? What's more American than capitalism, you know what I'm saying? Than consumerism. Bad Bunny, you knew, was probably the perfect choice. No, the perfect choice this year for the super bowl halftime show because he had the biggest year of every artist out there a week prior to one album of the year at the motherfucking Grammys. Like, I'm gonna be honest with you. Roc Nation has not missed yet.

[A]

Can you bring up the last.

[B]

They haven't missed yet.

[A]

Bring up the last six super bowl performers.

[B]

Oh, I know I can name them by heart.

[A]

All right, go.

[B]

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira. The Weeknd, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Eminem, Kendrick Lamari's in there, too. Brianna, Usher, Kendrick Lamar and Bad Money.

[A]

The whites just want one. You had Emma Whites Just want y' all always. You hide out m. Hey, he ain't white.

[B]

Let's be clear. He's Puerto Rico. Let's be frank. There's only one white who over the last seven years is big enough to do the super bowl halftime show. And she didn't want to do it.

[A]

Taylor.

[C]

Taylor Swift.

[B]

She's the only one. And they went. She didn't want to do it.

[A]

You could do a. You could do a Garth Brooks.

[B]

We don't want that no more. The beauty of this, this is like, you know what's.

[A]

So.

[B]

This is like Vegas now, Charles. You know, you can go to Vegas now.

[A]

Fiji. Don't make the point that I made. Now you're doing the thing that they're doing. No, what am I doing? When they say our artists aren't big enough to do their stage, trust me.

[B]

They have a big white.

[A]

I got in a lot of shit for this.

[B]

What? Okay, my age demographic is Garfield Brooks.

[C]

He's the two biggest artists out there would be Taylor Swift and Drake by far.

[B]

Absolutely. And there's another one, but it'll never happen. Chris Brown, Kanye West. If Kanye wasn't on Punishment Man.

[C]

Please.

[B]

Why did you say that? Kanye would. Kanye would. But he's.

[C]

That's true. That's fair.

[A]

He's huge. Yes. He's big enough. But now we're having the discussion, like, if an artist is big enough to do it. And there's two questions, and this is what. There was a lot of pushback because I didn't think the NFL would ever choose Bad Bunny. Because I thought what the NFL was trying to do was satisfy the people that were at the game and all the people that were watching at home, which I assumed was like some corn fed American Middle America whites. And what they did is they said, hey, this is America, too. This guy's the biggest artist in the world and you're going to like it. And if people are being objective, they liked it. If you're just being objective about the performance. Now does he have the sing along? Because that was my initial point. I was like, you can't do the super bowl unless you have sing alongs. And there's only 10 people on the plant that have unanimous sing alongs. Universal sing alongs. Right. What they kind of prove right now is you don't even need to sing alongs. You need to come with the vibes.

[B]

Yeah, but Schultz, you know what we're doing? What? We're acting like we matter. And what do I mean by that? I ain't never Heard a Bad Bunny song in my life.

[A]

Your life matters, man.

[B]

Sure. Your life.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

I mean that.

[B]

But what I'm saying is I've never heard it.

[A]

Your life matters.

[B]

I've never heard it.

[A]

You know what month it is?

[B]

Is. Yes. I've never heard a Bad Bunny song in my life, but I know that he's the biggest artist in the world.

[A]

He does this.

[B]

It don't matter if I can sing along. Charlemagne. This guy can fill up an arena of 100,000 people and everybody else can sing along with. He's the most streamer I can't even describe. He's the most streamed artist on the planet. He won album of the year last year. We're out of the loop, Schultz.

[A]

No, it's not about out of the loop, Charlotte.

[B]

Yes, it's okay to be out of the loop.

[A]

No, no, it's.

[B]

I'm not saying you're a middle aged father of two.

[C]

I know.

[A]

It's not about out of the loop. It's about the perception of who else is out of the loop.

[B]

It's a lot of people out of the loop. We just not cool. When everybody was going to those tours in Puerto Rico, I was just watching on Instagram, like, I hate that looks cool.

[A]

I hate when I agree with you and you still argue.

[B]

It's a pod. The majority of this show, it's a pod.

[A]

It's me going, you right?

[B]

And he'd be like, no, but that's the pod, baby. That's the brilliant idiot. Okay? People are in their car right now. Like, he's agreeing with Charlie. It don't matter. It don't have the same intensity. Okay?

[C]

Right?

[B]

It don't matter. It don't matter.

[A]

Charlamagne's so used to having hot takes that people don't agree with it. Even when you do, he fights you on that shit.

[B]

Listen, Bad Bunny's just cool, yo. I'm not that cool no more.

[A]

Yo, can we not. Can we give a little. Why? Why are you guys so hesitant to give credit to the Latinos where it's deserved? They're the most fun people. So naturally, if you let the number one Latino artist in the world put on a performance, it's going to be the most fun. Facts.

[B]

I like Latinos.

[A]

Tell me a time you didn't have fun with Latinos. You went to a Latino party. Come on, tell me one time.

[B]

Come on now. It's got to be a mixture. You know, it's funny.

[C]

My first.

[B]

My first boyfriend was Puerto Rican.

[A]

Two of them. Two What?

[B]

Like, I had one boyfriend. Oh, really? You dated Mad Petey Cracks before? No, no, Only two.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But soon as I got, you know, black people was kind of over with.

[A]

No offense.

[B]

Look at Chris. Chris over there thinking about the Puerto Rican party.

[A]

Was it fun? Was it fun with them? Were they fun? Yeah, see? For sure. And did they ever take you to Puerto Rican parties?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And was it fun? Yes.

[B]

I'm not saying it wasn't fun.

[A]

I'm not saying.

[B]

I love Latinos, man. Shout out to the Latino community, man. Man. And they rep hard like they. I just.

[C]

I know. Say I love that. Been to some not fun Puerto Rican parties where they're all born again Christians. So you know that probably influen.

[A]

Don't you blame it on Christ talking the mic. Don't you dare blame it on Christ. Where's the sticker? Give me the post. It.

[B]

Where's the post? Give me the poster.

[A]

Put it on his backpack.

[B]

Put it on his backpack.

[A]

Saying some blasphemous like that, you would not.

[C]

The best parties I've ever been to.

[A]

What's the best part?

[B]

To Epstein.

[C]

Never been.

[A]

No, come on. What's the best party? What's the. Who throws the best goy parties?

[C]

Italians or Irish?

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Yo, yo, yo. Go. Hold on.

[B]

Hold, please. House of pain. Jump around all night.

[A]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. This is most.

[B]

Most fun.

[C]

White people. Italians are right.

[A]

We're not asking about. No, no white people.

[B]

Just.

[C]

They're goys.

[A]

No go. They're goys.

[C]

No, they're not go.

[A]

They're goam.

[B]

I don't like. I don't even like what y' all saying right now.

[A]

Non Jew, goam. See, I knew there was something to this. No, but break it down, Chris.

[B]

Yo, yo, Ask Chat. GPT with a. I'm trying to be.

[A]

I'm trying to be generous because they got worse words for y' all probably. But. But no, it's up. But if you want to know a word, you know how, like. You know how, like, non whites have been trying to find a word that pisses white people off?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For years, right? Like. Like. Yeah. And it doesn't hit. Depends the way white people react when Jews call them goys. That's rm.

[B]

Really? Oh, my God.

[A]

They get furious at that. Start calling your non Jewish white friends goies if you want to piss off. Oh, that hurts. That hits deep. That hits deep.

[B]

I think Milk Cricket hits a little bit Milk Cricket because they don't know what it is.

[A]

But that's funny.

[B]

So they. They wanted to be offensive. They wanted to the. You mean a mil for.

[A]

We think it's cute. We think it's cute. Like the only thing that works. I'll be honest with you. And there's a lot of like. Okay. Because if you're on a basketball court or you're doing some sort of athletic activity and you called a white guy white boy in that scenario. In that scenario. Because of the perceived dynamic where you're the powerful person and they're the less powerful one.

[B]

1.

[A]

It's like Punch it down.

[B]

Bullying.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I get what you say.

[A]

That is like you're a little bit. Right, Right.

[B]

Come on, white boy.

[A]

That's me.

[B]

Come on, white boy.

[C]

Or when I was a kid, I was not a post player. Every time I get on the court.

[B]

Kevin McHale.

[A]

They used to call me Dirk Nowitzki.

[B]

I couldn't shoot.

[A]

I would dunk. I could dunk and I couldn't shoot the ball. They threw me dirt. Cause I was the only white guy they knew.

[C]

Don't let an Asian kid step on the court.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[C]

No matter what size.

[A]

Yao me.

[B]

What? Yao me.

[C]

Seen it too many times.

[A]

No. So. But it is the now off the court.

[B]

Why was Yaming's nickname Nebucodzilla?

[A]

Because he's Chinese and they're not afraid of.

[B]

I don't know what that means.

[A]

Japanese people are afraid of Godzilla.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Got you, Got you, Got you. Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And the thing with. Thank God for.

[B]

Yeah, that says, the guy's crying, Chris. And he's like, I just got robbed in China. And they asked me to identify the person.

[A]

Son. They got a facial recognition technology in China that works.

[B]

Genius, son. You know that shit gotta be the most powerful. We know that. What we know.

[A]

What do they got over there? What do they got over there?

[B]

They're geniuses, son. They're geniuses.

[A]

That's like being able to tell the.

[B]

Difference of pit bulls.

[A]

Like we gotta know what type of alien technology they got.

[B]

Hold on.

[C]

But you know, they see white people the same way.

[A]

Say what?

[C]

They see white people the same way.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Nah, come on.

[C]

Yes, they do. My wife. Any middle aged white guy can walk by her. I'm like, you didn't know what?

[B]

They all read this. Yeah. Because white men are default in America. So it's like they're like not. There's a lot of non playable characters. Chris, Chris.

[A]

We're not gonna lie.

[B]

It's a lot of NPCs.

[A]

White people come in three different hair colors. Every Asian got the same hair.

[C]

I told my wife last summer in Taiwan. I was like, usually if I'm in a store. Yeah, you know, I see her out of the corner. I was like, oh, lost over here.

[A]

My God.

[C]

Because the space is hilarious.

[B]

Not because he waves. It's hilarious.

[A]

Let me tell you something. Chris is trying to cheat you. See?

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

It's not you.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Oh, let me. Hey, hey. Get my dick out of you. I thought. What the.

[B]

I thought it was you. Better it was my wife.

[A]

No, but if that's my dick in this random woman. What the hell?

[C]

If you go to a truly homogenous country.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You notice it?

[B]

What?

[C]

You notice it?

[A]

No. 100. I'm saying white people come in so many different flavors.

[B]

You can't say we not in America. In America, white males are really the NPCs.

[A]

Redheads, blonde hair, blue eyed whites, dark hair. Like there's too many different whites for you guys to be dark skinned Italian.

[C]

Olive skinned Italian.

[B]

Thank you. It's a lot of non playable crackers in America, bro. Like they just walk up and down the street.

[A]

You know, it don't hit. But if you say. If you say all them go look the same.

[B]

I don't know what the that means. I don't know.

[A]

I don't know if it's good or.

[B]

That sound like you trying to insult Latino people.

[A]

How go?

[B]

No, it doesn't.

[A]

I really.

[B]

I didn't know what he thinking about.

[A]

The beans wasn't there at the bean.

[B]

I wanted. It's not a slur is short.

[A]

I don't know who said that.

[B]

Let's do some asking, idiots. Taylor gang. This is hilarious. Taylor game.

[A]

Taylor.

[B]

Taylor's a mother, man.

[A]

Yo, shout out Taylor.

[B]

I know I'm about to leave y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Taylor looks engaged. She looks like a mother. This. Her glow is killing me.

[A]

Yo, shout out.

[B]

You seeing her happy all the time is killing me. What the.

[A]

What's wrong with you?

[B]

That's it.

[A]

Don't say that at the wedding.

[B]

It is. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait.

[A]

Are you letting him speak?

[B]

I'm gonna raise my hand. I'm gonna raise my hand. Okay. I am Travis Rich says, what's a Valentine's gift your woman didn't enjoy? It is Valentine's this weekend. I wanna raise a great point about Valentine's Day that one of our great black philosophers named Trick Daddy bought up on Breakfast Club. Trick Daddy said that Valentine's Day is a holiday that should be about Mutual love. And he's absolutely right. Because somewhere along the lines, consumerism in America started just targeting Valentine's towards women. All of the gifts are female centric. You know, even when you look at commercials and stuff, it's like everything is about giving the woman something. But Valentine's Day is literally supposed to be about the mutual love between two people. So I believe that Valentine's Day should be a 5050 thing. And I'm not even talking about you go to a restaurant and split the bill. I'm gonna do something nice for you. You gonna do something nice for me?

[A]

Because we love each other until they have kids.

[B]

Yeah, well, when you have kids, you love on everybody in the house. That's what I do.

[A]

I'm saying once they give birth, it should change.

[B]

You think so what?

[A]

It's so unbelievably unfair.

[B]

Your dick had nothing to do with this.

[A]

In my case. No.

[B]

No. Shut up.

[A]

I mean, it had a little.

[B]

The sperm got out of me. Not wrong. When you. Right, you.

[A]

The sperm got out of me.

[B]

You need to.

[A]

I got a gift for Valentine's Day.

[B]

Your house is all about the wife.

[A]

I'm just saying, once a woman carries a baby for 10 months and then pushes it out into the world, you can make that day about her.

[B]

That's Mother's Day, too, though.

[A]

Then they deserve multiple, if you ask me. Thank you. Women deserve multiple. One a month, probably.

[B]

He was such a hater. Just pick me over.

[A]

You don't like Latinos, you don't like women. The fuck do you like?

[B]

Listen, man, I feel like it should be some mutual love on Valentine's Day.

[A]

Why can't there be mutual love every day?

[B]

Absolutely. But Valentine's Day is the day I.

[A]

Love on my girl. Every day. Every day. Valentine's Day in my house.

[B]

Listen, we live in America, though. America's all about rumorism.

[A]

Every day, Valentine's Day in my house.

[B]

Is this shit right here. But we gotta have some dates. We gotta have some days, bro. We gotta have some days. This is a great holiday. I can't wait till Valentine's Day.

[A]

What you want for Valentine's Day, bro? What do you want?

[B]

Hey, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy. I know what you like.

[A]

Yo, why can't I?

[B]

I want my wife to learn Spanish.

[A]

That's what I want.

[B]

My wife.

[A]

Cause why?

[B]

Cause Bad Bunny had a great performance.

[A]

Cause Latinas.

[B]

Bad Bunny had the fun for the most fun. Bad Bunny had a great party.

[A]

They're the best at whispering in your ear.

[B]

We should continue it for the rest.

[A]

Of they're the best at cleaning you up after.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

They the best at cooking you delicious food to make you feel loved.

[B]

I want to say all that. What's the next tip?

[A]

Now? My wife is the best of that, by the way. I just want to say my wife is definitely the best at that. You guys are fucking crazy. Y' all out of control. What the fuck is wrong with y'? All? This is why they didn't want Bad Bunny to do the Super Bowl. I know, because they gonna have the rest of us out here like, yo, what's up, Puerto Rican.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

Did you. Hey, hey, Jesper. Did you see the way them girls was dancing on that stage?

[B]

God damn it, Jesper. God damn it, Jasper. Did you see them fart niggers? MK Hearn once says, you have a set age, you'll plan on retiring or until you feel financially satisfied. It's not about money. Why do y' all think everything's about money, man?

[A]

Yeah, when you got all the money in the world like Charlotte, man, it's not about money.

[B]

All the money in the world. I just, I am happy doing what it is that I do. And I keep telling y' all over and over, success is subjective. If you're happy doing what you're doing.

[A]

You'Re successful, you're successful.

[B]

I'm happy when I'm no longer happy or I feel like I really, really want to move on and do other things. God will tell me when. He'll tell me when. And by the way, he might be telling me now when I try to have like seven year intervals in my life. I write down long term goals, short term goals, and I write down like my four year plans.

[C]

That's how long.

[B]

Five year plan, huh? That's how long your contracts are. No, but it's. I got, I got a 100 year contract. Got a hundred year contract. Listen, listen. It's, it's, it. I write down five year intervals and that's it. And I, I based my life on that.

[A]

That's what's up. Yeah, that's a shot.

[B]

Cal, what about you? What about.

[A]

What are we talking about?

[B]

Would you want to, you know, when you want to retire or if you want to retire?

[A]

I don't think about it as like retiring. Yeah. Because it's not something that I don't enjoy doing. So like there's definitely like, as you know, kids get older and like wanting to make sure you're not missing certain things. That makes sense. But like, so I could see myself doing less things than I do But I would never just stop doing the things. Yeah, So I think that's. That would be the focus. All right. I think retirement's only for, like, nine to five people or like, athletes. And none of them want to retire. They just got.

[B]

But they go on to something new. So is it really retirement?

[A]

That's what I'm saying. They don't want to retire. Like, they retire for the NBA because their body.

[B]

They got no choice.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They still want to do something. Cal405 how do we move forward as a country knowing they're all the worst type of human being? That's what we spent an hour talking about today. You know what I mean? Like, how do we move forward knowing that they're the worst type of people on the motherfucking planet? You know what I'm saying? Like, how. I really don't know.

[A]

Honestly, I think we. Honestly, I think we need some convictions. We need to see the perp walk. We need to see people get justice. And I think if we see that it restores a little bit of faith in these institutions that have greatly let us down and greatly let innocent people.

[B]

Down, it's going to hurt. It's going to hurt. It's going to hurt credibility a little bit. If the left starts using this as a reason for people to vote in November and they say things like, we can't prosecute until we get in office. Which is relatively true. Right. But if you get in office. If you get in office and still don't prosecute now, you're still causing further damage.

[A]

Why would we believe that they would prosecute when they had it for four years and they didn't?

[B]

Because I think this is a new generation. When I see the guys like the Ro Khannas and the Thomas Masseys and all of them. You know what I mean?

[A]

Thomas is Republican. I think that there's unanimous support to prosecute. That's why the files got released in the first place. Right. The Congress voted to release the files. So if we have Congress supporting it, it. It's the administration and the FBI that is holding it back.

[B]

But that's what I'm saying.

[A]

It's holding it back.

[B]

They would probably have to say they got to get ultimate power again.

[A]

What I'm saying is if we hear them say that, then they're just using it.

[B]

And that's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. It would kind of like ruin credibility in a lot of ways. Even though it's. It is true.

[A]

No, it's not true. Because they would have done it? Had they done before? They never said a single peep. And then Massey and then Rokon were very brave and then put a lot of pressure on these other congress people that just ignored it for fucking years. And a lot of them probably knew exactly what was in those documents and decided to ignore it and look the other way because the Epstein fucking class, the donor class, was padding their fucking pockets. So they just ignored it. And now they're feeling the pressure and now they're going to jump on board and now they're going to change. Will they? Clearly they have because they just said, okay, let's see it. I think that, to me, that's a step forward.

[B]

I think they would have to need. They would need a little bit more power to really, really prosecute.

[A]

Look, I. I'm also.

[B]

You got to get rid of the. You got to bring in these things.

[A]

You just have to get rid of the people in these positions.

[B]

That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about you got to get rid of that regime. You got to get rid of that regime and the doj. You got to get a new attorney general. You got to get all of that.

[A]

I also want to say, like any politician that ignored it for years and is choosing now to not. We don't want to hear from you. No, I'm. No, we cannot throw the baby out the bathwater. It's like if they.

[B]

Now you want to put it on a pizza.

[A]

No, what I'm saying is you need these people to get shit done. They're the current people in power. So it's like if they are now having.

[B]

Believe in. Why do we believe they're going to try to get something done?

[A]

Well, because they at least got the. The. I mean, it's all redacted, but they got the files released, so hopefully they continue to put pressure. What I'm saying is, if we just continue to punish these people for not doing anything for years, then what happens? Then we're left in the same stalemate. You got to let them make the change. And if they are making the change, God bless them.

[B]

Go.

[A]

It's a brave thing to do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm killing people that are trying to.

[B]

I'm with you. I just don't believe in them to make the change. Change. That's all.

[A]

Well, we can hope, right?

[B]

We can hope, but the path for.

[C]

The country coming together isn't through the Epstein file or it's not blocked by the Epstein file. The path coming together is. It's more an issue of humanity. Right?

[B]

But no, Chris, you're not wrong, but you're missing the point. He's saying, how do we believe in government moving forward? Go back to the question, Taylor. Let's go back to the question. He says, or Chris, I'm sorry, he says, how do we move forward as a country knowing they're all the worst type of human beings. That to me sounds like he's talking about the system.

[C]

Right? But the problem is we're so fractured right now that we're just blind to the humanity of people on the other side of the argument. Right? And when you lose that basic element, anything can happen, right? And that means I have to see the humanity in people that maybe I just look at as vessels for some bullshit, right?

[A]

This is, this is, you know, but this is the fundamental problem is that like when you, when it comes to politics, whether people actually believe it or not, or if they're just spouting talking points to, you know, feed their base, it's, it's good versus evil. And anybody that disagrees with you is evil. And they're trying to change your life or take away your life or take away your rights. Rights. So it's very hard when you frame things like that to have compassion and empathy for the opposition when every single video you're framing them is the worst human beings on the planet. Now it is easy for all of us to frame these people involved in suppressing this pedophile ring and suppressing whatever other nefarious fucked up shit is going on is happening. It's easy for us to go, well, we don't need to see humanity in them, but we can see humanity in each other wanting to stop that. But I think that we have a system that's fundamentally flawed and that the second you try to, to understand or have compassion for what the opposition is doing, you immediately get maligned and ridiculed by your own base for doing so.

[C]

And I think it's also this concept that America rewards the victors, right? The sense of opportunity in America is always like the driving force. Sorry. And you'll succeed. And that's who we should worship. I always feel like the issue that really should unite Americans is healthcare, health care, right? It's the most basic thing. Nobody has good health care. Every other country on our level or even close has way beyond what we have. But because we don't view it as something that everybody deserves, that's why it's still in the terrible state that it's in. And like, that's denying people's Humanity. People are fucking dying.

[B]

Shouldn't poverty do that, though?

[C]

And poverty.

[B]

Yeah. Just looking at America, supposed to be the land.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But it's kind of like, well, he's homeless because he. He doesn't do what I do.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, they're broke because they didn't make the moves that I made. Yeah. And I think that's what we gotta get back to a little bit. It's not communism, it's not socialism, but there is an aspect of it just.

[B]

Helping your fellow man.

[C]

That's it, Man. It sounds very cliche, but it's true.

[A]

It's not cliche. I think when there's desperation, people are looking for the reason for their problems. Right. And I think the left and the right find reasons for their problems that lend themselves to the ideology that they've already subscribed to. So if the right goes, hey, all of my problems are because of immigrants. And then the left goes, all my problems are because of billionaires. And the reality is that there might be some truth to both of these things.

[B]

It is.

[A]

And looking at both and not immediately writing them off, looking at both go, well, let's look into it. It are people who are here illegally receiving certain subsidies, and because of that, we can't afford social programs for the people who are legal citizens. And then also looking at the billionaire class and going, are these people finding ways to avoid taxes and not contributing to the system that they benefit from the most? Should they be penalized for that?

[B]

If.

[A]

If we try to have that conversation, all of a sudden you're like, oh, that's a nuanced, thoughtful. That's a nuanced, thoughtful thing. But these political hacks on the Internet are going to look at it and be like, here this person goes personally trying to justify what.

[C]

Guys, what's the one force that's really denying our humanity in America? And it's not politics.

[B]

Poverty.

[C]

No. But close.

[B]

Poverty.

[C]

Corporations.

[B]

It's still poverty. I want y' all to know every single.

[C]

We're fucking numbers.

[B]

But Chris. Yes. And everything y' all are talking about, from healthcare to immigration to corporations, it's all about the $$bill, y'.

[A]

All.

[C]

That's what I mean. Yeah, sure.

[B]

Like, it's all about the. Poverty is all about the $$bill.

[A]

You.

[B]

If we can convince people that we putting more money in their pocket and keeping them safe, everybody will be cool.

[A]

And then the question is, and I think this is where things break down on the political spectrum, is that the left believes that the way to do that is to enforce it through government the right ways. Believes the way to do that is to liberate businesses. And the reality is probably both. The reality is you need government to check these businesses because if Kellogg's doesn't have somebody looking after them, they're going to put cancer in the fucking kids center cereal. So you need that right. But you also need to remove certain restrictions which stops people from building homes. And that's why nobody can afford to buy a home anymore because they're not building anymore. So this is the thing. It's like this. Whether we like it or not. The solution is acknowledging the problems on both sides, but also the solutions that both sides offer. Unfortunately, in the at least the YouTubeified system we're in is there are people that will only tolerate the fear mongering on their side.

[B]

You know why people love YouTube? You know why do people love YouTube and all that shit so much?

[A]

Why is that? Because it makes them feel good.

[B]

And they can get some money.

[A]

Oh, also a couple dollars. Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like people love social media and they love all these platforms because that's the one place that they can go and feel free and get a couple of dollars. Yeah. Wasn't that America? Wasn't that America? Freedom. A place where I can go and feel free. Free at last and make a couple of dollars. Now that shit is gone. Let's do one more and get the fuck on Taylor. Cause Taylor gotta go be a mother. Yeah, Taylor gotta go be a mother. Taylor gonna whisper her in Big P's ear, Poppy. No, I'm not. I told him.

[A]

I was like, we can never go to Puerto Rico.

[B]

Why? Because I don't got time to fight the little Ricans over. Wow. Taylor, don't you be intimidated by them. You a Philly John. You a black queen Philly John. You a chocolate delicious Lux. Don't be intimidated by them. Butter peeking Ricans.

[A]

You see that?

[B]

That's crazy. I can't believe. No, I'm not intimidated by said that. Exactly.

[A]

Latinos, the most fun people on the planet.

[B]

Wait, what's funny is I was like, well they might think I am one of them. So I might just be regular to them. He used to date a lot of Spanish girls or something? No. So why you scared of Puerto Rico? Because he looks like he could be Spanish.

[A]

So you think that they're going to gobble him up.

[B]

Gobble, Gobbled up? You ever been gobbled up? That's not what it is. It's swallowed. Hey Poppy, is that a plantain in your pocket. Oh, my gosh. Yo, the other day when I landed in la, Jess, hilarious texted me. She was like, yo, you good? Did you make it there safe? I said, I just flew into la, and, boy, are my arms tired. And Jess text back, why were you sleeping crazy on the plane? Like, what's wrong with your arms?

[A]

Also, if you didn't make it there safe, like, I'm sure it'll be on the news, yo.

[B]

I swear, I hate that shit. I told Angela Rye that shit last night. She was like, all right, be safe. What I'm supposed to do in the air, yo, you know what I'm saying? As long as Yayo and Uncle Murder ain't up there, we good.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

As long as Yayo and Murder ain't on the plane, everything is safe here, okay? It is peaceful.

[A]

I love that shit.

[B]

DJ Mike Torch is a good one to end on. Ask Alex if he paints his toenails different colors, too.

[A]

Why don't you do toenails?

[B]

Prove it.

[A]

Just get a regular pedicle.

[B]

Prove it.

[A]

But why prove it? Just don't. You would take your foot out for a man.

[B]

Fraggle Maggot.

[A]

You would take your foot out for another. Wait.

[B]

To show us his feet.

[A]

That was.

[B]

I got some nice feet. You ain't even got a. Only fans, bro. You just did that shit on purpose just to show us your toes for no reason. Fraggle Maggots. Okay. Pawtow. Poppy. That's who you are.

[A]

What is that?

[B]

What is it?

[A]

I'm not doing it.

[B]

Poppy.

[A]

What? Hold on. You can't look up.

[B]

I need to look it up. Hold on. How do you say gay in Spanish? Hold on. I think it's. What is it? No, that's punta. Okay. You poo. All of a sudden y' all speak Smith. I don't know. First of all, is what I'm trying to say.

[A]

I learned all the customers from my.

[B]

You're a gay goy. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too. It's the Brilliant Idiots Podcast. Thank you for listening.

[A]

Charlotte E. Girls, Are I ladies?

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Odd ladies. Nuts in your mouth.

[B]

That is staying in truth. You can't do that after you. We just called you gay and you want to end with your nuts in my mouth? That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, he's not being allegations, but that was a really good one. Really good one.

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