The Broski Report with Brittany Broski – Episode 103: Labubus are NOT REAL

Release Date: July 29, 2025

Introduction

In Episode 103 of The Broski Report, host Brittany Broski delves deep into a blend of personal rants, societal critiques, and engaging anecdotes. Skipping over the episode's advertisements and promotional segments, Brittany focuses on pressing issues surrounding body image, the pervasive influence of online media, and the rise of fascism in contemporary society. Additionally, she shares entertaining origin stories of popular sandwich chains and concludes with her "Songs of the Week."

Body Image and the Influence of Online Media

Brittany opens with an impassioned rant about the unrealistic body standards perpetuated by social media platforms. She emphasizes the detrimental impact these standards have on self-worth and mental health.

“Nothing you see online is real. Nothing you see online should make you alter the course of your life in a negative way.”
— Brittany Broski [12:03]

She recounts her personal struggles with body image, including obsessive behaviors like picking at her skin as a coping mechanism for anxiety.

“I pick at my legs like it leaves scars behind. And I think it started from a place of I don't want to have blemishes, I don't want to have like ingrown hairs on my legs.”
— Brittany Broski [18:06]

Brittany urges listeners to take breaks from platforms like Instagram and TikTok to regain control over their self-perception and mental well-being.

“You have got to log out of Instagram. You have got to log out of TikTok.gov for three days.”
— Brittany Broski [19:05]

Societal Critique: The Rise of Fascism

Transitioning from personal well-being to societal issues, Brittany discusses George Orwell's Why I Write, highlighting the manipulation of language in politics and the subtle rise of fascist ideologies.

“The inflated style is itself a kind of euphemism. A mass of Latin words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details.”
— Brittany Broski [38:33]

She draws parallels between Orwell's observations and current political climates, emphasizing the importance of clear language and the dangers of insincerity in political discourse.

“All issues are political issues and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia.”
— Brittany Broski [38:40]

Brittany reflects on the cyclical nature of societal change and the individual's role in combating systemic issues, advocating for active engagement despite feelings of powerlessness.

“It's this cycle of, I cannot bear to look at this, but I have to. I have to.”
— Brittany Broski [39:53]

Theme Parks and Personal Anecdotes

Injecting humor and personal experiences, Brittany shares her thoughts on theme parks, specifically dissecting the origins of Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's. She humorously reimagines the "Weenies on Wheels" concept, blending it with fictional scenarios.

“Jimmy John is Jimmy John. Lou Todd... He was a draft dodging guerrilla weenie.”
— Brittany Broski [48:32]

Additionally, she explores the history of Jersey Mike's, detailing its expansion and ultimate sale to Blackstone Inc. for $8 billion, all while maintaining her signature comedic flair.

“What's that TikTok trend? ... How about you go live? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sending gifts.”
— Brittany Broski [44:43]

Songs of the Week

Concluding the episode, Brittany introduces her "Songs of the Week," showcasing her musical tastes and offering insights into her favorite artists.

1. "It's Been Ages" by Kneecap

   • Brittany praises Kneecap's Belfast roots and their dynamic sound, while humorously critiquing their merchandise options.

2. "Death Kink" by Fontaine’s D.C.

   • She expresses deep admiration for lead vocalist Grian Chattain’s lyrical prowess and creative process, highlighting how his artistry inspires her.

“Grian is such a... thoughtful of what he writes about and what makes it onto the albums and in what order and whatever.”
— Brittany Broski [66:15]

Brittany shares her emotional connection to these songs, emphasizing the profound impact music has on her life.

“He is like a God to me. His level of lyricism, his view of the world, his art. Words really fail me.”
— Brittany Broski [64:12]

Conclusion

Throughout Episode 103, Brittany Broski masterfully balances humor with serious discourse, encouraging listeners to critically evaluate the influence of online media and engage thoughtfully with societal issues. Her authentic and relatable storytelling, combined with sharp insights, makes this episode a compelling listen for both long-time fans and newcomers alike.

“Hug your loved ones. Tell them you love them. Shit’s fucked up. Through it all, though, Hope.”
— Brittany Broski [44:14]

Brittany leaves her audience with a poignant reminder of the enduring human spirit and the power of hope amidst chaos.

Note: Timestamps correspond to the moments in the provided transcript where notable quotes are referenced.