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Brittany Broski (20:59)

What the fuck?

Brittany Broski (21:03)

Kneading, tapping, friction and vibration. Focuses on improving circulation and muscle relaxation. Relaxation. Let me tell you something. I went to this place, had great reviews. I'd gotten my legs waxed there once before, but it was kind of expensive. So now I go somewhere else. This spa. I walk in, and first of all, it's hot as fuck in there. I'm mad. I'm pissed off. But I was like, whatever. Hopefully they got a fan in the room. I go in the room, there is a fan. It's not on. I'm too embarrassed to ask her to turn it on. She goes, get naked. I said, okay, I got naked. Get in the bed. And then she goes, tell me if the pressure. About the pressure, okay. If it's too deep, like, whatever. And I'm like, no, because I've got this knot in my neck. I've got this knot on both sides of my neck that feels like a golf ball. It's awful. And it's. I've had it for probably eight years, and sometimes it pinches. It pinches my nerves and I gotta grab it, okay? I was like, I'm finally gonna go get this shit rubbed out. I need to rub down. I need a balayage bolognese. Rub down. So I went in there and I didn't tell her anything. She was like, you got any medical problems? I like, no. And I should have told her I was sciatica because she was grinding her elbow into my sciatic nerve. And I said, oh, it hurt. But I was like, you know what I mean? It's good. Let it. Let it happen. Because all of my muscles need. Especially because I've been doing bar method, which is. Essentially. It incorporates a lot of ballet, which is so hard on the muscles. Ballet's hardest. Fuck. Obviously. I talked about that two weeks ago. Love ballet. Still very into it. I can tell you. I can tell you and walk you through Nutcracker. Okay. I'm still going to see Swan Lake in February in New York. Very excited about that. But, yeah, Bar method is like, really? The next day you're sore on muscles you didn't know you had. Like the muscle right under your butt cheek to the back of your thigh, that muscle, whatever the that is, it hurts. It's sore. Your inner thigh, your like, gooch muscles sore. Anyway, this massage, she was grinding that hoe. She was grinding into my little golf balls. And so it's sore today, but it's not pinching. Hopefully it fixed it, but yeah, I didn't know. I don't know the difference between Swedish and Balinese Bolognese. Okay. Even after a lot of this time, this AI stuff doesn't. It even says it. Generative AI is experimental. You can't really trust it. You still should be clicking on links. Okay. Oh, and this is what I was going to say about Back to the resolutions, because we'll get into. Can I talk? Two trains of thought going at once. Okay. I'm going to start with option A. New Year's resolutions. I have some new personal convictions that I would like to detail. And then option B, which we'll go down later, is I want to detail some superstitions and why they came to be. So we're going to do some research on that today. Okay. Because there are some superstitions that I believe to my core almost as pillars of my being, and they don't make any sense when you really think about them. So I want to Google it, do some research, figure out where they come from, why it started, if there's any validity to it, and if I can let it go.

Count Orlok (24:24)

If I can let it go.

Brittany Broski (24:26)

Okay, so let's start with A. Here are my new personal convictions. Be a student of what you admire. Love that. There are so many artistic disciplines and things I want to do in life. And part of the reason that the TikTok ban was so confusing for so many different reasons and upsetting and frustrating, but I saw a silver lining, which is I'm free. I'm free. Like walking out of the cave. You know what I mean? It was like, here is genuinely five to six hours of my day just opened up. That's what it felt like. And now TikTok's back and I'm like, yay. So I think that it's gonna be about balance for me in the new year, which it usually is about balance. But I have yet to Strike that balance. So we're going to talk about the superstitions later. Here's my second personal conviction. Revel in the analog. Now this relates back to what I just said. Revel in the analog. Everything I do is assisted by technology in some way. The lights in my house are hooked up to Google. The music I listen to is hooked up to Google. My TVs have fucking voice recognition AI on them. My, my Google searches have AI. My emails are being summonized summarized by AI. Everything has technology as it. And I'm not complaining. Okay, I'm not complaining because it makes my life easier. But at the same time, you don't want to become dependent upon it. And there is beauty in the analog. And having an analog watch and writing notes by hand in typing in someone's phone number to call them to memorize your friend's phone numbers. I mean, writing a journal entry with a pen and paper, which I don't do sometimes. I mean, usually I type my journals. It's like there are so many things that I want to have a return to. The physicality and materialism of certain aspects of life. I'm gonna give away my Keurig. I think I'm done with it. I just. It's nasty. Keurig is gross. I've never made a cup of Keurig coffee and been like, mmm, delicious. It's just like, well, I guess I gotta drink this. Glad that the Keurig itself is like a hundred dollars and that the K cups themselves are like 700. Do you know how much money I've spent on Keurig K cups in my life? How much plastic waste I've made? Stupid, stupid. It is. It's time to revel in the analog. So that's what I'm. That is something that I am going to really. I'm going to info carme, focus myself on it. Okay? And my third one. Action absorbs anxiety. Let me say that to you one more time, Church. Action absorbs anxiety. Anytime I'm anxious, anytime I'm panicky, anytime that it feels too much, which that feeling happens a lot almost every day. Doing something, doing a physical task takes your mind off of it. You have something to do. Okay? If you have something to do, you can't think about that. And for a lot of people, me included, TikTok is that it's something to do, it's not productive and it's not necessarily good for the brain. So with that being said, I think that action absorbing anxiety. There are things that I want to try that When I'm feeling anxious, I should probably sit down and attempt that. Because that takes a lot of brain power to sit down and figure out how to make something out of clay or how to crochet or how to do any of these things. Cross stitching. I don't fucking care. Anything to take me out of that space. Action absorbs anxiety. That's gonna be in my head, okay? It's a quick fix. It is a quick fix remedy, and it works every time. Now let me tell you something about Bad Bunny's album to completely pivot, okay? Because I said infocarme. Bad Bunny Bunny's album, He, a long time ago, for me, reached a level of artistry that true artists can only hope to achieve. Bad Bunny has continuously put Puerto Rico on his fucking back. Bad Bunny has changed societal expectations. He's normalized things. We always talk about normalize this, normalize that. Bad Bunny, being himself is normal because he. He believes to his core that it is normal. Therefore, it is like he's not trying to convince you of anything. He's not trying to convince you that men can. It's none of that. He's gonna do him and it's fucking cool. You know what I mean? There is release and just being yourself. I have so much to talk about. I have so much to say. I have so many opinions. I saw something else the other day that really struck a chord with me of People don't have personal style because they don't have an identity. You don't have an identity based not on trends. You don't have hobbies. You don't have things that make you you. Everything about you is an imitation of someone else. You know, do you freak your own shit? Here are my. Welcome back to.

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Welcome back to my life advice section.

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Action absorbs anxiety. Revel in the analog. Be yourself unabashedly. And if you don't know who you are, sit with that. Figure it out. Sit in the discomfort of not knowing yourself and come back when you have an idea. You know what I mean? We perform ourselves every day. We perform the ritual of ourselves. And we have lost ourselves somewhere in that process. It's sickening to think about. And that's why these companies profit off of young people not having any personal convictions or an identity or something to base their worldview on. They're young, impressionable, and seeking dopamine hits. It's just nasty. Anyway, figure out who you are. That's my mission for you guys in the 2025 year. In the year of our Lord 2020. 5. It's a hard task and it's harder to start from zero. You know, there's a lot of cases where you can go back to who you were as a child and what you loved and what you did and what brought you joy and what you watched. And in my case and in a lot of my friends cases, very minimal has changed. Very, very little has changed. You know, I am 14 year old me. I am 8 year old me. And that is very comforting. And sure, there's parts of that that, you know, you don't want to keep around. And that's called self improvement. It's called working on yourself and that's okay. Anyway, back to Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Anyway, I think that Bad Bunny, like I was saying, is a true artista. He is the definition of artista. And to live, he's a shining example to me of someone who lives out loud. He's himself. He sings about what he wants to sing about. He's going to do what he wants to do. He had this great interview where he was saying someone asked him, do you ever think about how, you know, your music does so well in these primarily English speaking countries? Do you ever worry that your fans can't understand or are you going to do an album in English? And he goes, my music isn't for them. If they like it, great, but I don't make music for English speakers. And I said, period? Yeah, absolutely. You know, you don't, you don't mold yourself to fit into a square hole. Square hole, square. You don't mold yourself to fit someone else's mold or idea of what you should be doing or what you are doing or, you know, make it more marketable to what he doesn't care. And guess what? His music still does well, as it should, because it's fucking good. And emotion transcends language. You don't have to speak Spanish to feel the heart of what Bad Bunny's saying and the significance of his music. And if you gave a shit to do any research into it. There is so much, I mean, just there's so much to say. The album focuses on, well, Debito Marmas photos is. I should have taken more pictures. And there was a trend on TikTok, which I'm sure y'all have seen of people posting about like their, their relatives or their grandparents or their parents or their friends who have passed or like even their siblings who are still alive, but just, you know, maybe they've drifted or it's any, any relationship that you wish you had taken more Care to record the memories a bit better? And it's so painfully human. We focus on the wrong things. You know, we record every concert we go to, we video every concert, fireworks, show, and this, that, and the other. And then we don't take pictures with our friends. You know, we don't take pictures with our grandparents and our aunts and uncles. And it's just such an, I think, timely reminder that the digital age just bleeds us dry. It bleeds us dry. It unites us. It tears us apart. It bleeds us dry. It pours back into our cup. It is everything everywhere, all at once, all the time. So Bad Bunny's album, Fantastic. My favorite song. Cafe con Ron. Fantastic. Baile in. Olvidable violin. Olvidable. So good. The album is a perfect balance of, like, the fun songs with the horrifyingly sad songs with the culturally conscious songs. A lot of the themes in this album are colonization, gentrification, these things that heavily impact Puerto Rico and how the people of Puerto Rico have endured so much. And they will continue to endure because they're a strong, proud people. And he celebrates it at every chance he gets. And it's beautiful. I mean, even on however many albums ago. That was his song El Apagon, that means blackout, which is about the power grid blackouts in Puerto Rico that they're used to. Because the United States doesn't give a fuck about Puerto Rico because it's racist. The United States government is a racist institution. Okay. Anyway, let's go ahead and move on. Okay, here are my Some of my superstitions. I always knock on wood. So let's go ahead and Google that. Let's go to history dot com. Okay. One common explanation traces the phenomenon of saying knock on wood or knocking on wood to ancient pagan cultures such as the Celts, who believed that spirits and gods resided in trees. Knocking on tree trunks may have served to rouse the spirits and call on their protection, but it could have also been a way of showing gratitude for a stroke of good luck. Yet another theory is that people knocked on wood to chase away evil spirits or prevent them from listening in when they boasted about their luck, thereby preventing a reversal of fortune. Damn, sounds like some shit I'd do. Christians, meanwhile, have often linked the practice to the wood of the cross from Christ's crucifixion. What? Other researchers consider knocking on wood a more recent phenomenon. In his book the Lore of the Playground. British folklorist. What a cool job. Holy shit, is that a real job? Folklorist. A folklorist is A scholar who studies and documents traditional ways of life, including stories, music, and cultural practices. Folklorists analyze how these practices influence people's identities and worldviews. Holy shit. Other researchers consider knocking on wood a more recent phenomenon. Okay. British folklorist Steve Roud traces the Practice to a 19th century children's game called Tiggy Touchwood, a type of tag in which players were immune from being caught whenever they touched a piece of wood, such as a door or a tree. Given that the game was concerned with protection and was well known to adults as well as children, it's almost certainly the origin of our modern superstitious practice of saying touch wood. Well, it's not touch wood. Is that a British thing? Y'all say touch wood. Me, When I want to touch a penis, Touch wood. The claim that the latter goes back to when we believed in tree spirits is complete nonsense. Well, I think that's a bit unfair, Mr. Folklorist. Aren't you supposed to be the. You're supposed to be the impartial third party. Complete nonsense is crazy harsh. While the origins of knock on wood may never be known for certain, the superstition remains popular around the globe and has even given rise to several local variations. Turkish people often pull on one earlobe and knock on wood twice to ward off a jinx. Italians, meanwhile, say the phrase touch iron when trying to avoid tempting fate. Now that is tea. Okay, History dot com. So we think it's Keltish, which is Irish. Or is that Scottish? Okay, I wasn't 100% wrong, but I was not 100% right. The Celtic peoples were a collection of Indo European peoples in Europe and Anatolia. Where the hell is Anatolia? Oh, Asia Minor. Majority of the land area of Turkey. OKT Major Celtic groups included the Gauls, the Celtiberians and Galici of Iberia. The Britons, Picts, Picts and Gaels of Britain and Ireland. The boy and the Galatians. The interrelationships of ethnicity, language and culture in the Celtic world are unclear and debated. For example, over the ways in which the Iron Age people of Britain and Ireland should be called Celts. In current scholarship, Celt primarily refers to speakers of Celtic languages rather than to a single ethnic group. T But you hear about, like, the Celtic knot Celtic. And I've always. These are always associated with Ireland and maybe Scotland. Celtic knots are intricate designs made of interlacing lines that symbolize eternity and the interconnectedness of life. Dude, I have to go back to school because shit like this. This makes me think of the Ouroboros which is Greek, which is the snake eating itself, which is another metaphor or image representing the cyclical nature of life and the interconnectedness of all things and how something cannot end without a beginning. Something cannot begin without the end of something else. And entropy. In the fucking matter of the Second Law by Muse. Just forgot what I was gonna say halfway through. Hold on. Actually, we're gonna take a little field trip to Spotify Second Law by Muse. I'll be giving no fucks. We came in this money for fun. What is the song? I'm thinking of the Second Law. Unsustainable. Yeah, dude, unsustainable. This album changed me. We don't talk. Hold on. Cause y'all need to shut the fuck up. The album the Second Law by Museum, which is based on the second law of physics, which is. I believe. Hold on. Let's do a little less. I believe the second law of physics is that matter cannot be created nor destroyed. Everything we have is fixed. Now let's see if I was right. No, that's. That's second law of Newton's second law of motion. No, that's the fucking velocity equation. The acceleration of an object is directly related to the net force and inversely related to its mass. Yeah, girl, that's. Force equals mass times acceleration. Fuma. Second law of thermodynamics. Yeah, entropy. No, first, second, and third laws of thermodynamics. What are we talking about? The edible just came and patted me on the back and said it's time.

Count Orlok (42:25)

To wrap it up. It's time to go now. I understand that, but it is time to go. Okay, well, the car is waiting outside, and the Uber will cancel in 10 minutes if you're not in the vehicle with your laptop in the back. So I don't know what you want to tell the boss, but you're supposed to be in that fucking car. And if you're not in that car, my ass is on the line. Fine. So pack up your and let's go.

Brittany Broski (42:48)

But can I, like, I have some stuff in the front.

Count Orlok (42:50)

I don't care. You should have time managed a bit better. Okay, now, this is your final warning. Now you have nine minutes. Hurry.

Brittany Broski (42:56)

Okay, well, I'm gonna run to the bathroom really quick.

Count Orlok (42:59)

Okay? If you missed that car outside, it's out of my hands. It's out of my hands. And if you need any help in the future, don't call me because I put up with your front of me.

Brittany Broski (43:09)

Okay, can we not do this right now? I'm recording.

Count Orlok (43:12)

Get in the Car.

Brittany Broski (43:13)

Okay, guys, I gotta go in, like, 10 minutes. Sorry. Just got yelled at by my boss. Well, not my boss. She's my boss. But, like, you know, you don't want it to get up to the big guy because he's got a scary, like, Transylvanian accent, and he's got pink and white French tip nails that are in a coffin shape, and he's like. He's really, really scary. So. Okay, the first law of thermodynamics. Okay, back to the first law of thermodynamics. I never thought for a second when I was like, I want to do a podcast called the Broski Report that I would be looking up the laws of thermodynamics. That's the stupidest bullshit I've ever. I'm mad. I'm mad. And you know what makes me even more mad? Sometimes people comment. I learned more from this podcast than I ever did in school. That's scary. That's scary. Did I ever think I'd be in charge of teaching the youth of America thermodynamics? No. But it's a burden I. I don't take lightly. Okay, we're gonna learn this, and you guys are gonna be quizzed in the end. And I gotta go soon. She's gonna yell at me again. Okay. Me meeting with my personalities to discuss a rebrand into a physics teacher. This episode they sp by Shopify. It's 2025, y'all, and a new year means new opportunities and goals for a lot of you out there. I know you've been thinking about one thing over the holidays, and that is starting your own business. But you have so many questions. How do I get started? How do I come up with a brand? How do I sell stuff to people? How do I wipe my butt like a baby? How am I even gonna sell? Sell? Take a deep breath. Shopify's got you. How do I know? Because I had the same questions a hundred years ago when I started. I learned the best time to start your little business is right now. Just do it. Shopify makes it simple to create your brand, open for business, and get your first sale. Get your store up and running easily with thousands of customizable templates. No coding or design skills required. Acquired. All you need to do is drag and drop. Their powerful social media tools let you connect all your channels and create shoppable posts and help you sell everywhere people scroll. Shopify makes it easy to manage your growing business. They help with the details like shipping, taxes, and payments from one single dashboard, allowing you to focus on the important stuff, like growing that business. What happens if you don't act now? Will you regret it? What if someone beats you to the idea? Don't kick yourself when you hear this again in a year because you didn't do anything. Now established in 2025. It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Sign up for your $1 per month trial period@shopify.com Broski all lowercase. That's shopify.com Broski to start selling with Shopify today. Shopify.com Broski my physics teacher in high school fucking sucked. He was mean to me. Well, not mean to me. He was just. He was apathetic. He was not a good teacher in the sense that, like, he yelled at us a lot over shit that didn't we did not need to be yelled at about. And when it came to other students, like your English lit teacher or. Or, you know, your language teachers, your history teachers, they really usually care about how you're absorbing the material. If you really care, if you give a fuck. My apush teacher in high school loved US History. My God, it was all he thought about. US History. Eat, breathed shit and slept. US History. That's what I'm talking about, okay? And when I become a nutty old professor like Willem Dafoe and Nosferatu, because guess what? I will. I will without a doubt have thin, wispy white hair and a tuft of eyebrow hairs that are all white. And I'm going to be in my study. Like. Yeah, thermodynamics. Well, who goes there?

Brittany Broski (47:34)

What is it?

Brittany Broski (47:35)

Oh, my. Goodbye.

Brittany Broski (47:36)

Please come in.

Brittany Broski (47:37)

That's going to be me. And I already know that because that's kind of me right now. Sometimes, you know, you slip into different characters. Maybe that's just me, okay? I don't know if you guys are doing back pocket characters in your homes. I'm always sort of practicing back pocket improv characters, okay? And one of mine is going to be a sort of Einstein type, nutty old, batty old professor. Okay, here we go about thermodynamics, because I don't want to learn about this, but I think it's important that we all restudy it. I'm not doing this because I want to. I'm doing this because you guys need it. Because I get a lot of comments. Brittany, what are the three laws of thermodynamics? What are the second law of physics? Okay? And my answer is, well, those are different, okay? Because if you're talking about Newton's second law of motion. That's going to be force equals mass times acceleration. Okay, fuma. But if you. Okay, okay. Now I understand you're talking about the second law of thermodynamics, which is basically, if something's hot, it's going to transfer it to something cold. Okay? That's second law thermodynamics. And all you physicists weirdo dorks out there, let me know if I got that wrong. And what is the. What is. I may have answered my own question. The third law of thermodynamics. I'm going to put. I'm going to put $50 on the fact that the third law of thermodynamics is that matter cannot be destroyed or created. Let's see. The first law of thermodynamics. Energy can't be created or destroyed, but it can change form. This law is also known as the law of conservation of energy. You can't win them all. I'm down 50 bucks. Now my boss is going to fire me, and I'm out of 50 bucks. So how's your Tuesday going? The third law of thermodynamics is a perfect crystal at absolute zero has zero entropy. What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean? Entropy approaches zero as temperature approaches absolute zero. Entropy is like atoms bumping around into each other, right? Let me get this. Let me get this straight. Entropy definition. A thermodynamic quantity representing the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work. Often interpreted as the degree of disorder or randomness in the system. Entropy, lack of order or predictability. Gradual decline into disorder, unsustainable. That's that muse song. A logarithmic measure of the rate of transfer of information in a particular message or language. Yeah, that doesn't make any. Any damn sense to me. I guess I get it a little bit. Like. Like chaos, entropy is a measure of the disorder of a system or energy unavailable to do work. Examples of entropy in everyday life include a drop of food coloring spreading out in a glass of water, a hot cup of coffee cooling down in a room, which means the heat goes everywhere into the air. A punctured tire releasing air, a burning piece of wood turning to ash and smoke, a messy room gradually becoming more disorganized, or a deck of cards naturally shuffling into a random order. The lower the entropy, the more ordered and less random it is. So that's why. And it has something to do with heat as well, right? The second law of thermodynamics. Entropy increases over time. In a closed system, this means that heat doesn't spontaneously move from a colder to a hotter region. I feel like I need to talk to a damn physicist because this is starting to make sense. It's probably why in like a yeti or any sort of insulated cup that's supposed to keep heat in, the entropy is less, right? The entropy increases over time in a closed system, so it increases. What the fuck? I don't give a. Holy. I don't care. Oh my God. I don't give a. I don't care. Who the cares about this? I care. I cared all along. That's why I googled it. That's why I read out the answer. That's why I included it in this episode. It's because I care deeply and it infuriates me that I don't understand it. Okay, you want. You want a rare moment of vulnerability on this podcast? I googled it because I didn't know. How about that? The second and third law are both about entropy. Who gives a shit? Entropy approaches zero as temperature approaches absolute zero, which is zero Kelvin or negative 273 degrees Celsius. This law sets a limit on how cold something can get. That's crazy. How cold? Wait, the center of the Earth is hot? How cold is space? The average temperature of space is about 2.7 Kelvin. Damn. So it's close to. It's close to absolute zero. Where is absolute zero? Is anything absolute zero? What about dry ice? No, nothing can be at absolute zero because it's a theoretical temperature that's impossible to reach. That's stupid as fuck. Absolute zero is the temperature at. Why does it have to be a finite scale? Why does temperature have to be. This is the absolute coldness is the abs. Is there an absolute heat? Is there an absolute heat? Yes. According to current physics theories, the absolute hot is referred to as the Planck temperature. Planck, which is considered the theoretical maximum temperature possible, estimated to be around 1.417 to the 32nd degree Kelvin. @ this temperature, our current understanding of physics is believed to break down due to extreme quantum gravitational effects. It's such a number that it's difficult to comprehend, essentially representing a temperature where the laws of physics as we know them might not apply. I just gotta chill. Ew. It's theorized that the universe may have been at this temperature for a brief moment right after the Big Bang. Scientists cannot currently describe what matter would behave like at such an extreme temperature. Why give it a scale? I really don't understand that. Why does I understand it? I guess, in terms of what could thrive in a temperature like that. But what. What fun are we having trying to sort of pontificate on that, folks? I'm not. I'm not understanding. Let's go back to. Let's go back to the three laws thermodynamics, because I guess, actually, let's go back to Celtic knots. Damn. How off track can you get? Oh, my God. Like that. That. Actually, if anyone is a psychiatrist or a psychologist or, like, if you want to study me like a monkey in a. In a zoo, please do, because I think something might be really, really knocked loose. But I don't want to fix it. I just want to know it. Yeah, I've been thinking about that a lot recently. What if something's really for real wrong with me? Should I take some medicine? No. No. You know, like, no, because I don't want. I don't want to shut her up in here. That's a scary thought to me. If. If I don't have me, who the do I have? If I don't have me, who's got me? You know, let's go back to Celtic knots. There's a trinity knot. Okay. You guys might have seen this one before. It's the three. It looks like Zelda. Okay. And maybe I made that up. Zelda logo. Zelda symbol. Oh, well. Yeah. I'm not too far triforce. I'm not too far off. What is the triforce? You know what? How did I know that? And why am I right? That's crazy. I think about this a lot. I don't ever remember, other than, like, three times in my life, very specific songs. I don't ever remember going and memorizing lyrics to a song. Like, I just pick it up. It's something that I just. I think a lot of comics mimic. That's how they get their start. That's how they are able to deliver a joke. Well, is you mimic people. You mimic accents and voices and songs and impressions. You know, if you're a comic that does impressions that you get what I'm saying? I think that subconsciously I do that. And it lends itself to comedy. Sometimes it also lends itself to singing. It lends itself to being musical. But this kills me when I'm like, how did my brain. I've never played Zelda. I have no familiarity with Zelda. And my brain pulled that out of the ether to be like, that looks like the Zelda symbol. What the. Who cares? I don't care about Zelda. What have I been talking About. And I'm still thinking about that conversation I have with my boss. She's mad at me. When we die. Okay, let's talk about my songs of the week, because I've got a new sort of thing going on. I don't know. I'm. I'm on a new wave. I'm freaking my kind of different this time. Can I say something and you guys not, like, have any hard opinions on this? Can I say something and have you guys not, like, give your opinion? Because it's. This is about me. It's about me and my opinion. I don't. I don't need anyone to comment on it. Imagine me right now. I'm limiting comments on this post. I'm limiting comments on my next statement. Thank you very much. Here we go. Youngblood has a song with Lil Yachty, Lil Boat, if you will, that is called When We Die. Tell me can we still get high? Okay. The title is stupid. The song is a transformative mental experience. Spiritual. I was hovering above my vehicle As I was driving down the highway this song is so good. I'm scared. I'm scared. And it's such a, like, stupid concept. And I can imagine, like, them being in the studio being like, should we ra Samba when we die can we still get high? Come and do drugs with me. A real lyric. Well, Yachty says, I don't give a fuck. This song is incredible. Go give it a listen now. It's been on. It's been on a cyclical, repeat process. I love that song. I knew that Yachty did, like, sort of Tame Impala type vibe a few years ago or a few albums ago, and I heard one song from it, and I was like, oh, this is good. And I never, like, listened to the full thing. I went back and revisited it. What is it called? What's the name of the album? It's called let's Start Here. And it came out in 2023. And the song that I love, I love this song. It's called the Ride. Three minutes long. It's amazing. I listened to the Ride and. What's the other one? I like the Alchemist and When We Die, every single day for the past, like, week and a half, I'm addicted to it. I don't know what it is. It's so. Because I love Tame Impala. Like, every single year, they're in my top artist because. What is that album called? Never Ending. Tame Impala has an album. What the. Was I talking about their album Slow Rush. The Slow Rush. It's like One of my most listened to ever because I used to fall asleep to it on planes. Because it's very, like. It's. It's like one long song, it feels like. And I just love him. I love Kevin. He's such a genius, visionary. And I'm. I know that him and Yachty have done some collabs before, and they are always good and the visuals are always amazing. And so I was like, okay, let me lock in. Let me lock in. So good. Love that album. Yachty. Lil Yachty. I'm sending this to you. That was a big hand. Heart. What the else. Yeah. And I don't know. Let me. Youngblood is so genuine and himself. You can't help but like him. You know what I mean? He is so intentional and, like, loving with his fans and the community he's built. He put on, like, a music festival. I love him. I love him, and I find him very entertaining. And his music is. I've been banging it. I've been bumped up, bumping that, bumping that. I've also been listening to a lot of ballet music because, duh, a lot of Tchaikovsky. A lot of Tchaikovsky. What's his first name? Dimitri. Theodore. Should we make some more bets? I'm already down $50. This is Tchaikovsky. Okay, that wasn't anywhere close.

Brittany Broski (62:41)

P. Tchaikovsky. Psk.

Brittany Broski (62:54)

How do you say his name? Peer Psychovsky. P. Okay, we're Gonna watch a YouTube video. Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. Peter Ilyich.

Brittany Broski (63:19)

That's crazy.

Brittany Broski (63:21)

Oh, I forgot we were talking about thermodynamics. That's about to piss me off all over again. Absolute hot. The plank temperature. Okay, guys, I think that'll do it for me. To be completely honest and serious with you, I think I've just about talked enough. Thank you for joining me today. If you are desperately needing a Broski Report hoodie in your life, go to Broski Shop. If you need a moo moo to sleep in, do housework in, sweat your balls off in, go to Broski Shop. We've got moomoos on there too. If your feet are cold in the winter around your house, go to Broski Shop. We've got slippers there for you, okay? Really? Go enjoy those, y'all. You know I love you. You know that. I'm real sorry about missing last week, but I had to evacuate for the fire. So I'm back. And I wouldn't say better than ever, but I would say holding on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Little Jonas Brothers for you. Let me do that again. Hold on. Hold up. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Cut that. I'm mad. I just made myself mad. Cut that. I just pissed myself off. Ow. What the. Okay, guys, thanks for listening. Thanks for watching. I don't know why. I don't know why you watch. I don't know what possibly could interest you. If. Unless it's thermodynamics, then guess what? You're in luck. All right, y'all. I'll see you next week. Kisses. Kisses to me. Bye, Sa.