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Amanda Carpenter, Sarah Longwell, & Sam Stein: Trump Gives His Family a Free Pass to Crime
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Tim Miller
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Sam Stein
But here's a question.
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Tim Miller
Do you even like your job?
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Sam Stein
Is it rewarding?
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Tim Miller
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Sam Stein
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Sarah Longwell
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Sam Stein
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Tim Miller
Hello and welcome to the Bulwark Podcast. I'm your host Tim Miller. We have a quasi double header for
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Sarah Longwell
you today in segment two. It is some of the live show in San Diego. Last night I was on stage with my Bowler colleagues Sam Stein and Sarah Longwell and we talked about the latest in Iran, how we are going to do an Argo style plot to put Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in charge of the country. We also discussed how Bill Cassidy's starting to sound like a Bulwark contributor all of a sudden. It's a good little discussion, so stick around for that in segment two. But first, formerly at the Bulwarks, she's now a writer and editor@protectdemocracy.org, they got a substack called if youf Can Keep It. It is all caps. Amanda Carpenter what's up girl?
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Amanda Carpenter
Hey. Doing pretty well. How about you?
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Sarah Longwell
I'm doing good. Thank you for doing this. You know the people want want some actual podcasting. Every Day. You know, they want some really deep thoughts from observers of our democratic condition. And. And so I appreciate that you're offering that. Cause it's just. It's basically just you today. All right, I'm just gonna be throwing up softballs to you.
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Amanda Carpenter
All right, let.
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Sarah Longwell
Let's do it. I want to start by talking about
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Tim Miller
what you are calling on social media,
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Sarah Longwell
the riot reward program. Everybody's just bouncing around different names. We're going to land on one. I was trying to call it Reparations for Whites. JVL had a name in his triad yesterday. Run us through the timeline of how we got here, because I do think that we've had some kind of developments over the last few days on it.
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Amanda Carpenter
Well, first, I do appreciate all the people brainstorming good names for this, because if I hear people keep calling it the settlement or the slush fund, I'm going to scream, right? Like, there's lots of good things you could call it. You can do Riot Rewards. I was kind of toying around with henchmen bailout, but I have landed on Thug Fund. I think Thug Fund really gets at the idea that's who is going to be getting these grants if they do come to fruition. But aside from the branding, which actually is important, like, let's please call it something that accurately describes it, because it's absolutely not a settlement. One of the ways that you have to think about how this came about, which isn't important to the discussion that we're going to have about why it's so unpopular and wrong, but the reason this came about, if you even want to call it a reason, is that Donald Trump's tax returns were leaked. Right. That was bad. Lots of people's tax returns were leaked. There's a whole ProPublica investigation. We remember that. But the conclusion that Trump and the Department of Justice have come to is that because that bad thing happened, in which there is recourse, in which the leaker was prosecuted, is facing the consequences of that behavior, they've decided. I want two things which you don't like. This isn't a thing that you get to make a deal with the DOJ over this about what kind of reward that you want. We want two things. We want a free pass for all future tax criming forever and ever, apparently, and the $1.7 billion thug fund to give money to all my henchmen and cronies. None of these things are related. Like, can we just pause on that for a second? Tax returns being leaked does not mean Donald Trump gets $1.7 billion to throw around as Trump bucks for his friends like that. I feel like the news cycle didn't really pause on that enough. And Todd Blanche wasn't. You know, he was on Capitol Hill the other day. That connection, that tenuous, not even a tenuous connection, was never explored. But then if you want to rewind back just a little bit further, people are kind of surprised that this idea of J sex reparations came out of the blue. No, it didn't. It absolutely did not. This has been a part of the whole pardon discussion they had since Donald Trump was campaigning for. For the 2020 election. This has always been on the table. And people who brought it up, the Republican allies that he has in places like the Hill, would dismiss it, just like they thought the pardons were crazy. Like, that's never gonna happen. Ed Martin, Eagle. Ed Martin was running around talking about reparations on podcasts with Benny Johnson, how the J6 rioters deserve justice, and like, oh, that's crazy talk. Oh, well, here we are. Here we are, $1.7 billion later. And I do have optimism. I mean, this is so politically toxic that I do think it can and will be stopped. But it's kind of funny if you look at the people on the Hill who wanna stop it, even people like Representative Fitzpatrick, who came out against it very strongly, which I was delighted to see his interviews. Well, we have to kind of track down where this pool of money came from and where the appropriations are, because they have no idea. No idea. And so that's just another wrinkle on this whole crazy subject. But I've talked enough.
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Tim Miller
One more thing.
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Sarah Longwell
I thought that was important that I saw. I want to shout out Congressman Mike Levin out here in California, actually, who is posting about this. When you think about the timeline is this stupid, frivolous lawsuit that the President was filing against his own government for 10 billion. The IRS did actually go through the process that you would go through in this sort of case. They wrote a memo laying out the defenses about why they shouldn't have to pay out the suit they listed that Trump filed too late. Trump's own lawyer was in court when the leaker pled guilty in October 2023, more than two years before Trump sued. You know, so, like, there was legal justice for this already, like, before the suit even started. The Justice Department themselves never actually showed up to courts, never argued the other side. And this is, like, kind of crazy, like, fakacta, right? You're, like, talking about this. It's like, there's two parts of Trump's government arguing against each other. But, like, that's how it would work. Right. In an actual. If there was Trump was suing the irs, like, the Justice Department then would give their argument on the other side. They never did that. The judge got suspicious and ordered both sides to explain whether they were opposing each other or just colluding and asked for a brief on that from both sides. And the day before it was due was when the Justice Department announced the Thug Fund.
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Tim Miller
Right. Like, I think that that is also,
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Sarah Longwell
like, important, like, context of how this happened.
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Tim Miller
Right.
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Sarah Longwell
Like, it was all. And we all know that it was wwe, like, kayfabe fake the whole time. But it's like, you know, they made it as blatant as possible that this was all fake. All pretext for getting money to hand out to the J6ers and maybe. And maybe some others.
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Amanda Carpenter
Yeah. In any other lawsuit, you're not allowed to sue yourself. I mean, that's not a thing. Like, I, Amanda Carpenter, are gonna take Amanda Carpenter to court for damages from a company. It's not a thing. That's essentially what Donald Trump is doing here. But another thing, I wanna pause on the idea that Donald Trump was harmed. I'm not saying leaking his tax returns were great or that should have been done, or I'm having any defense of what happened in that scenario, but he is arguably the single most powerful man on the earth. What harm has he suffered legitimately? Like, what business is he not doing, what money is he not making? And what in any way, is there any harm that's being inflicted on him as he enjoys the greatest political position in the world? I don't understand the thing that happened this morning.
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Sarah Longwell
This is from Punchbowl. As you mentioned, Brian Fitzpatrick on the Hill sent a strongly worded letter to Todd Blanche. We'll see where that goes. There's been some other pushback, even from Republican Senators Bill Cassidy. We talk about this in Seg Be a little bit. So the White House, I guess, felt like they needed to at least offer some explanation to the Hill. They sent a one pager over there about the fund. It says that the fund will have no partisan restriction. But then my favorite part is, like, is a little bribed. Any. Any Republican senators who are feeling on the fence about this? It does say that any senators whose records were secretly subpoenaed by the Biden doj, they're also eligible to apply.
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Tim Miller
So there you go. Here's a little kind of wet in
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Sarah Longwell
the beak of Republican senators. Who feel like they might have been harmed.
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Amanda Carpenter
Yeah. I don't know if you remember, but during the funding fight, was it last year, there was a provision to allow members whose phone records were subpoenaed in the Arctic Frost investigation to get up to I think $500,000 payout from the government. So this is kind of refreshing that and saying, okay, we're going to make this very cool and legal now. And now there's no cap on the amount, so why not? You know, I think there was nine Republican senators that were possibly eligible for that. It was like Lindsey Graham surprise. But yeah. So maybe they can just get that now. And it was so controversial. It was struck out of the bill.
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Sarah Longwell
Yeah, right.
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Amanda Carpenter
But now a all cool and legal.
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Sarah Longwell
It was actually the House oversight Dems another shout out to Robert Garcia and Suhas supermoney. And I caught that actually. It was like really like ducked into a bill and then that became this thing and they took it out and, and now they're going back for a second bite at that apple you mentioned. Also the other thing I want to focus on, because I don't think I've gotten to it on the pod, is the other element of this settlement so called settlement was in addition to the thug fund, was Trump and his family becoming immune forever from tax crimes. I don't really think that's how things work in the country where I know that's I guess how it worked for Jeffrey Epstein. And that was kind of part of the deal that he got with Alex Acosta where he was immun and for a bunch of other crimes. But generally speaking, you know, in America, you know, if you commit a crime, no matter whether you're the president or part of the President's family or one of the President's friends like you still, you know, can be prosecuted for that crime just like a regular person. But they're trying to immune themselves. The IRS is quote, forever barred and precluded from pursuing, quote, examinations of Trump or related or affiliated individuals or their trusts or their businesses. Truly insane.
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Amanda Carpenter
So if you try to follow through line, there is no connection between the remedies that he's asking for and the original harm. So what is this really about? What I think this deal is really about is protecting his position in power not only through the midterms and the 2028 election, whatever he decides to do, but post presidency as well. Why else would you be asking for permanent legal immunity, not only for all the crimes you committed in the White House that the Supreme Court so thoughtfully gave him but for any kind of tax liability for all your businesses and family. To me, that's what this is really
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Sarah Longwell
about, and it's truly crazy. You hate to do the counterfactuals, but when there was all the question of the Clinton crime family had, Bill Clinton in there said, you know what? What my DOJ has decided is that me and Hillary can do whatever we want in perpetuity and that the IRS could never investigate us. I like that's what they're trying to do. It's totally insane. You called it, I think, autocratic entrepreneurship. And that is. It is important to discuss this element of it because it's tied to the Trump family. Corruption that he is trying to ensure can perpetuate forever. No matter what happens, they can do it while they're in power. Right now, they're making a lot of money, but then in the future, it's like they can continue to do whatever kind of corrupt deals they want without any concern.
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Amanda Carpenter
Yeah. This idea of Trump as an autocratic entrepreneur and his plans post presidency, like, listen, it's a question, will he stay or will he go? His plans for the ballroom, essentially turning. It's really a bunker. Like, can we be real? I don't know if you've seen the videos of him lately where he's standing outside promising how great it's gonna be and the gift that he's gonna give future presidents. And, oh, by the way, we're gonna have a drone empire on top of the White House. So we're not having a ballroom, we're having a drone empire that is essentially going to, what, turn the White House into some kind of military base where he's gonna have drones flying around to protect him. I mean, maybe there's a chance that he's really freaked out about the wars he's starting and retribution that might be coming for him. There have been assassination attempts on him several times, not only from domestic actors, but foreign. So who knows what's actually going through his head. But regardless of what he's thinking, what he is doing is insulating himself in so many ways inside the White House as a bunker that, again, I'm glad that there's Senate opposition to the ballroom and the funding for it. But how does he have the funding now? I mean, he's sitting there literally as, like, there's jackhammers and, like, stuff being thrown around. Like, the White House is a giant construction pit, and they're like, maybe we'll stop the funding for it. Well, maybe you ought to do something now. That said you look at the bunker, you look at the immunity that he's pursuing on all angles. You look at the things that he's setting himself up for, like the Board of Peace in which he's the forever chairman. The untold amount of corruption that we still fail to understand, explain and confront adequately. He is setting himself and his family up to be shielded for decades if we don't do something about it now to stop it while he's still in office.
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Tim Miller
The other line that you had talking about all these types of corruption that
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Sarah Longwell
I think sort of unites everything is this question of audit the White House.
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Tim Miller
And I think that is pretty good
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Sarah Longwell
because as you mentioned about the ballroom funding, like Bill Cassidy was saying, the Hill hasn't even seen, they haven't provided anything like what are the plans, what are the specs for this? And I think that I've had Robert Garcia and Suhas on what should the Democrats do next year. And I think something that kind of unites everything is audit the White House and audit the Trump family.
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Amanda Carpenter
Yeah, audit the White House because we know there's untold amounts of corruption going on. And audit the Fed, I think was actually a politically powerful issue for Republican primaries back in the day. Audit the White House should be that much more powerful because Donald Trump is so clearly trying to evade that accountability right now with this demand for protection from many audits in the future.
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Sarah Longwell
You posted about your optimism on this on some of the things we're seeing on the Hill and you've alluded to a little bit. I'm gonna read your skeet. I'm not trying to blow smoke up anyone's behind. Good. Cause we don't do that on the podcast. But there is some decent opposition to Trump happening on the Hill. No save act ballroom funding, plummeting Iran war vote, not firing the parliamentarian, growing opposition to the henchmen bailout. Thom Tillis this morning called that thug fund tyranny and stupid on stilts. So at some level, his revenge tour is potentially causing some limitations on his autocratic aspirations.
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Amanda Carpenter
Yeah, I have no illusions that the Republicans on their own would do anything to confront or stop Trump from pursuing these items. But if it becomes so politically toxic and the Democrats, the media, voters don't allow them to escape the issue. I actually think there's a chance. I mean, there's too much coming down upon them. Donald Trump's polling is in the basement right now. They all know this. And I do think the back to back endorsement of Ken Paxton over John Cornyn and then the Thug Fund details coming out that had a weird back to back dynamic that I do think caused more anger on the Hill than usual. I think they thought he was going to stay out of the Texas race. But then endorsing Ken Paxton and sending a member potentially to the Senate, so it was so clearly ethically flawed over someone who has been there. How long has John Cornyn been there? I think a number of members took more personally in a way that, you know, the defeat of like a Thom Tillis or Bill Cassidy didn't have.
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Sarah Longwell
Yeah, I think it was a mistake.
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Tim Miller
Paxton was going to win.
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Sarah Longwell
Like a poll came out yesterday or two days ago that was in the field before the Trump endorsement and Paxton was up 8. Like Paxton was going to win. Trump did not have to do this and he was going to get the result he wanted anyway. This is again, the megalomania and the narcissism and how that can backfire sometimes. It's like he wanted his endorsement record to continue to be 100%, I think is the reason why he did this. I think he's created potentially a wild card in Cornyn himself. Adding him to Tillis and Cassidy and Murkowski and Collins and McConnell at various different times, people that could oppose him, but maybe even some others who are just pissed about the Cornyn treatment.
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Amanda Carpenter
Yeah, I think there's a potential for this group of disaffected Republican senators to actually do something on the way out. And let's put Tom Massie in that category. Right? I mean, in his concession speech he essentially said, I have seven more months left. Now you can like Tom Massie or hate him, but he's got some fight in him and he's the reason the Epstein files got released ultimately. But I don't know. I think the Massie defeat is so interesting because we've gone through this where the media keeps wanting to put this fight between MAGA and the moderates or MAGA and never Trump. That's like, that was never quite it. And Tom Massey's law shows that because he was trying to chart out this America first course, right, where he was with Trump on everything, did a lot of like kind of nasty stuff, but broke with Trump on two issues, Epstein and the Iran war. You could put MTG in that category, probably Lauren Boebert and they were dismissed as treasonous. Massey's race became the most expensive House primary in history because they just rained down dollars on him in support of this just MAGA kind of stooge candidate who says nothing. But I'm with Trump I'm with Trump. I'm with Trump. And the idea that there's any kind of principled difference between Trump is just a farce. He doesn't want anyone except for lackeys and people like Ken Paxton who are so ethically flawed and will do anything for him. That's the ideal candidate. That's always been what he wanted. I think this sort of proves that the America first tightrope that people were trying to walk is a failure, and you just have to oppose him. And that's what I'm hoping Massie will do on a couple key issues on his way out.
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Sarah Longwell
All right, I want to close with just to protect democracy. I mean, all of this is in the protect democracy hat, but particularly, you know, in the narrow conversation about voting. We had Justin Jones on the pod yesterday and talked a lot about the gutting of vra, and it's really pretty bleak, the state of Democratic affairs and Tennessee and other places in the Deep South. And I do think that that move reopened the possibility that Republicans could take the House, though I think it's still a long shot. What is your kind of updated view on the midterms and, you know, concerns around elections?
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Amanda Carpenter
Most important thing on my mind right now is the wipeout of any remaining upstanding Republican candidates in Georgia and the implications that may have for 2028. Brad Raffensperger, which is a name that I think most listeners to this podcast would recognize. He was running for governor, got defeated by an election denier named Bert Jones. Raffensperger only got 15 points in the Republican primary, it looks like. I was reading Laura Egan's wonderful reporting about the potential governor's race shaping up. It could be a case where you have Bert Jones running against Keisha Lance Bottoms. I don't know how that one's going to shake out. And if we lose Georgia to election deniers, that opens up in a huge can of worms. And if you look at the intense focus that the Trump White House, particularly with the Department of Justice, has had on Fulton county, the fight over Fulton county has not ended. They had the FBI raid. We got the ballot boxes. They're fighting constantly, even over poll workers, when it came to Election Day today. And I think they Fulton county is a test model for what they want to do. They want to manufacture fraud allegations so that they can take over Democratic counties when it comes to Election Day. You could repeat that in other states. And I think Fulton county is particularly important because if you remember, that's where Donald Trump got arrested. The mugshot that he posts everywhere now, including on the Department of Justice, came from that area of the country. And so I think we just really gotta be on our toes educating everyone about the threats that are coming, raising the standard for people like judges who may be presented with really problematic search warrants and things like that to get information that the Department of Justice shouldn't have. The continued fight that they are waging to get voter data from all 50 states so that they can hand pick people to remove from the rolls. Those are the things that I'm really focused on right now, as well as a number of my colleagues at Protect Democracy and in the entire Pro Democracy coalition.
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Sarah Longwell
All right, anything else on your mind or anything people should be doing who are out there trying to wonder how to engage on this stuff?
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Amanda Carpenter
Just staying on it. I mean, honestly, it's going to be one of these races where it could come down to election boards and poll watchers and things like that. So just stay engaged. But the most important thing is to be talking about these issues so that Republicans who are in positions of influence cannot escape them. Right. Because if they can make this go away, everybody's gonna go away from Memorial Weekend. The heat needs to stay on things like the Thug Fund and the ballroom through a weekend because they're all pretending this is gonna blow over. It's going to go away. Maybe we'll just get a billion dollars and we'll get an appropriation later. It'll be fine. It cannot be fine. You got to keep the heat on them all through Memorial Day weekend, all through summer, all through the fall.
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Sarah Longwell
Appreciate you as always, Amanda. Everybody go check out their work@protectdemocracy.org I'm sure you'll be back again soon. And everyone else stick around for me. Sarah and Sam Stein live in San Diego. Enjoy it.
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Tim Miller
I'm delighted to be here with Sam and Sarah. I don't know if we've had a three way together on the podcast.
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Sam Stein
I guess not.
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Tim Miller
All right.
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Mike Murphy
I asked Sam in the dressing room, I was like, did you think there'd be this much gay content at your new news job?
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Tim Miller
Constant, never ending gay content, lot of gay talk. All right. I want to start by talking about we're kind of in a war with Iran, I guess still maybe ish A little bit. We're going to do a little. Yeah, it doesn't seem to be going that well. There was a pretty shocking story from the New York Times that I want to read a little bit to you all because it's a doozy when we went into the war. We did have a plan, actually, you know, we had a plan, it turned out, for a Del C. Rodriguez type figure to take over Iran. That's what Bibi and Trump's plan was. The person was quite surprising though, who they had in mind. Mahmoud Ahmadine Shad. So for those of you who were around, you know, before 2016, he didn't really love your people. Samijad.
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Mike Murphy
I don't think he liked ours that much either.
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Tim Miller
No, not a big fan of ours. The audacious plan, according to the New York Times, was developed by the Israelis. Mr. Ahmadinejad had been consulted about this, but it quickly went awry when he was injured on the war's first day by an Israeli strike at his home in Tehran. Feels like a little mistake to kind of bomb the house of the person that you were trying to make the new leader. He was there on house arrest. He survived the strike, he's injured, but he became disillusioned with the regime change plan and he's not been seen publicly since then. His current whereabouts and condition are unknown. Feels like a Miss Sam? I don't know.
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Sam Stein
Well, first of all, I feel like this fully dispels this notion that the Jews are orchestrating everything because that's the worst plan I've ever heard. I mean, if you think about it, I'm embarrassed that Jews came up with this plan. Just step back and think about it. The idea here was we were going to bomb his complex with such precision that he would escape, that he would escape unscathed and be totally fine with the fact that we nearly killed him with the bomb and then go out somewhere, big popular movement behind him and then that would win the war. I mean, I, I wish I could be in the room where people were talking this through and no one was asking follow up questions like how does this work? Like what? Step two, are people going to follow this guy? Do we like this guy? Is this our guy?
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Mike Murphy
Yeah. It feels like you were missing the bigger point here.
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Tim Miller
No, I think that's the point.
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Mike Murphy
The bigger point is Ahmadinejad. I mean, that's, that's who they thought.
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Sam Stein
That's Iran.
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Tim Miller
Iran.
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Sam Stein
That's a point the Jews thought.
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Mike Murphy
I forget, what does he think about the Holocaust? Oh, that it didn't happen. I don't know why I'm yelling at you. It's not your fault.
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Sam Stein
Do this.
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Mike Murphy
This is, this is, this is how anti Semitism happens.
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Sam Stein
Exactly. I'm not responsible for this. That is a good point. And I think that's a very valid Point. But I think even getting to that point, someone had to be in a room being like, okay, look, I've been workshopping this all weekend. I've run through all the ideas and this is the best one we've got. And we're gonna bomb his complex and he's just gonna walk out and he's gonna be the new regime.
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Tim Miller
Do we have an option? B? I don't want to. Anything. Literally anything. Any option. I guess we didn't have one.
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Mike Murphy
Wait, hold on. I got to go back to the idea of Ahmadinejad as the person, not just the bombing him. This is a guy. Okay, so the whole theory rested on the idea that there would be a popular uprising in Iran. Do we remember what Ahmadinejad did to people who rose up in Iran?
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Sam Stein
Yeah, it wasn't great.
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Mike Murphy
He stoned them to death. Who's gonna popular uprise for Ahmadinejad?
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Tim Miller
I have a qu. I have a thought on that, Sarah. Maybe Donald Trump and Bibi didn't actually care about the well being of the Iranian people and that.
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Sarah Longwell
That was.
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Mike Murphy
No, I think you're wrong.
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Tim Miller
I can't imagine that was maybe a front for their broader idea. Anyway, they're back to the drawing board and here's where we're at now. Trump and Bibi had a conversation this week. Bibi's very upset. According to his stenographer at Axios. He said his hair was on fire over this. Trump said to Axios, bibi will do whatever I want him to do. And said that the call was fine. The current plan now is for a 30 day letter of intent. That's nice. The US and Iran would sign it and then we'd have a 30 day period of negotiations on issues like Iran's nuclear program and the opening of the Strait of Hormuz, which kind of sounds like we're working currently at. So I'm not sure what the. What is the letter going to do exactly?
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Mike Murphy
This is for 30 days, not two weeks.
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Sam Stein
But we are, we are in a ceasefire, right? Technically. So this is just a 30 day extension. And how is this different? The letter of intent different from the Memorandum of Understanding? Like they're just using a thesaurus, right? That's what they're doing. They're. They're just using different words.
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Tim Miller
It's like the Operation Sledgehammer. We're going to delay Operation Sledgehammer for Project Freedom. It's just.
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Sam Stein
Who's coming up with this stuff?
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Mike Murphy
Pete Hegseth. And it's so weird that it's not well thought out he's like, I'm going to do a keg stand and then we're going to bomb Ahmadinejad.
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Tim Miller
It does feel like a fundamental problem at the beginning was making a weekend talk show co host the Secretary of Defense.
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Mike Murphy
I don't know. Before that, it was taking a game show host and making him the President of the United States.
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Tim Miller
I remember. Do you. Do you remember where you were when you found out it was gonna be hagsouth? Because I do. I remember I was in a very dark place. Like, we're all kind of in a dark place now, but I was in an acutely dark place. Like, literally. No, well, it was dark. It was night.
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Mike Murphy
Like a movie theater.
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Tim Miller
No, I was, you know, thinking about medication, self medication, my life choices, self harm, you know, And I was driving to go meet somebody for dinner, and I was doing what you're not supposed to do. But in New Orleans, the roads are so bad that, like, you can't really go more than like, 18 miles an hour. So oftentimes I am tweeting and driving. This. This is probably going to come back to haunt me if I ever get into an accident that I just said that on the podcast, but whatever. And I was like scrolling Twitter while driving down Faret street and the text came in and I was like, oh, my God. And I went. And I was about to go to dinner, and my dinner mate had not checked their phone. And I was like, I got one for you. Pete Hegseth is going to be the Secretary of Defense. And they're like, no, let me see your phone. I was like, it's fucking real. I get to be the bearer of the news. And that's where we're at. And so even in that moment of levity.
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Sam Stein
Hold on. Were you more shocked by that? Because I remember feeling really shocked by that. But then I felt like almost paralyzed when I heard Kash Patel. I was just like, that cannot be. That cannot be. No, that can't be.
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Tim Miller
Yeah, the cash Patelin was working for some reason. I just. I got into that place with the hagsenth thing where I got the uncontrollable laughter. You know, it was just kind of like, what can you do in this moment except just really laugh that this is the state of affairs? And so I think it was kind of predictable that this is where we'd end up. The one other Iran news, I think Israel news. That's kind of interesting. That's related to your people. Sam, was Trump's comments today. I don't know if you Saw this, he was doing a little press conference outside the plane and we said, I'm right now at 99% approval in Israel, I could run for Prime Minister. So maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister. Why wait?
- [33:04]
Mike Murphy
Why is everybody cheering?
- [33:06]
Tim Miller
Why wait?
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Sam Stein
I think they want him out of our country.
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Tim Miller
We want him to go be Prime Minister of Israel. He's so much more popular there. Right. I mean, he wouldn't have all these annoying reporters, the Sam Stein on Morning Joe, making fun of him. You know, he would have you go to a place where he's appreciated.
- [33:26]
Sam Stein
Yeah. And he can do a lot of good there. Like it would become the Trump Western Wall. You know, rebranding opportunities are abundant.
- [33:34]
Tim Miller
I mean, there has been a lot of damage from all the war. So you're doing a lot of rebuilding. Yeah. The triumphant arch.
- [33:40]
Sam Stein
How is the Gaza reconstruction project going by?
- [33:42]
Tim Miller
You could oversee it. Not great for the, you know, people of Palestine, obviously, but they're not going that well for them anyway. I don't. Not that funny. That's a little dark.
- [33:55]
Mike Murphy
I have so many jokes about Trump running Israel, but I can't tell any of them because they're really bad.
- [34:02]
Tim Miller
Like, was one of them related to cars for kids or.
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Mike Murphy
No, no, not that bad.
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Amanda Carpenter
Jesus.
- [34:09]
Mike Murphy
No, I was just thinking, like, I don't know, Israel's the one making our foreign policy decisions now, so why would it be better having Trump over there?
- [34:19]
Tim Miller
Anyway, Trump's off to Israel, hopefully. Any other Iran thoughts before I move on to something that has. That had my dander up on the plane here.
- [34:29]
Sam Stein
I just don't think it's going well.
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Tim Miller
Me neither. Do you see a path out? What's like a best case scenario for you at this point?
- [34:36]
Sam Stein
Sam, we've talked about this. There's really not one. Right. Like the status quo just continues. Is that like the most likely scenario? Probably.
- [34:45]
Mike Murphy
Here's the thing about a 30 day pause. That is kind of a worst case scenario. Understand what Trump wants to be able to say that it's over. But the problem is, is that. That just like it's another month out of uncertainty, it's a.
- [34:58]
Sam Stein
Because.
- [34:59]
Mike Murphy
Because what? Iran's not going to dismantle their nuclear weapons. They've been very clear on this. And also they've realized now that they can run the Strait of Hormuz and we can't do anything about it. And so what does a month get us other than for the. Just thinking about it in the political context of America getting us closer to the midterms and still no resolution.
- [35:21]
Tim Miller
Yeah. And it makes his negotiating position weaker, and I guess it's kind of true on both sides, you know, and I think the Iranians are obviously having economic problems. But, you know, we had a vote in the Senate, you know, war powers vote that didn't go Trump's way. The House vote, Jared golden, who was the one Democrat.
- [35:39]
Sam Stein
Yeah.
- [35:40]
Tim Miller
That voted with the Republicans on this, said that he's flipping just a couple of hours ago. So, yeah, finally. So, like, maybe please clap for Jared Golden. No, that was not really. But so the war powers situation in Congress is, you know, isn't looking as good. And obviously every, every day this goes on, the gas prices are up, it isn't looking as good. I mean, his leverage is tanking.
- [36:06]
Sam Stein
Well, then you add on to that. So, you know, there's been reporting that Iran has been able to sort of reconstitute some of its missiles. Obviously, they've shown that they can control the Strait. There's rumors that they're getting help from the Chinese and the Russians. The longer you keep this going, the more emboldened they become. The leverage points we had were this blockade, but if that gets resolved, then what are we doing here? And I guess we've talked about this a lot, but I guess it's just sort of worth stressing, which is there's no way out for him that isn't embarrassing. Right. Like, the most obvious way out is he cuts a deal that is just sort of a variation of what Obama did in 2014, 2015.
- [36:47]
Sarah Longwell
Yeah.
- [36:47]
Tim Miller
Probably worse.
- [36:48]
Sam Stein
Yeah, probably worse.
- [36:50]
Mike Murphy
That would be the best case scenario.
- [36:52]
Sam Stein
Yeah. Because in this case. Yeah, you're right. I mean, the New Deal would involve probably some sort of toll on the Strait, which was open and he can't. I mean, he could do it and just take his lumps, but it would be a humiliation. And so I just think we're stuck with this terrible status quo in 30 days with these gas prices rising. It's. It's bad. I mean, it's really bad.
- [37:12]
Mike Murphy
I'm glad you mentioned the Chinese, though, because this is actually they. They are helping Iran and the Chinese desperately want us to stay in a low, simmering war with Iran because it continues to elevate them as the world's superpower while we are mired down in these silly wars. Like, this is like, whatever. I say it all the time, this is just. We are committing superpower suicide in real time.
- [37:36]
Tim Miller
Yeah. Are we happy about that or no? Yeah. And he got mogged pretty hard by the Chinese. Okay. I want to talk to you about the thing that I was very upset about on the plane. Anybody have a chance to watch Squawk Box this morning? I was stuck on an airplane, so I was watching a little bit of Squawk Box. Jeff Bezos was on, and I was so angry.
- [38:01]
Sam Stein
You guys don't like your Amazon?
- [38:04]
Mike Murphy
Yeah. You've all canceled your prime.
- [38:07]
Tim Miller
Yeah, I do like a Prime. But I was so mad about what I'm about to show you that I literally googled Fuck Jeff Bezos T shirt and I purchased one off of. Off of bauble. So you might be seeing that I purchased that somewhere over New Mexico.
- [38:26]
Mike Murphy
You didn't buy it off of Amazon?
- [38:28]
Tim Miller
No. Let's watch. Jeff Bezos is assessing how he thinks Trump's doing.
- [38:35]
Amanda Carpenter
When I last interviewed you about two
- [38:37]
Tim Miller
years ago, President Trump had just won.
- [38:40]
Sam Stein
He was not the president in the ed.
- [38:41]
Tim Miller
And I'd asked you what you thought
- [38:42]
Sam Stein
of him at the time, and you said that you thought that he had
- [38:46]
Mike Murphy
mellowed, that he was calmer.
- [38:48]
Sam Stein
Yeah. And I'm curious now. Here we are.
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Amanda Carpenter
Yeah, I still think that two years later. Yeah.
- [38:53]
Sam Stein
We've had lots of wars and tariffs
- [38:56]
Amanda Carpenter
and all sorts of things that have happened since then.
- [38:58]
Sam Stein
What do you think?
- [38:59]
Tim Miller
I think he has. I mean, I'm comparing him to his first term, and I think he is a more mature, more discipline version of himself than he was in his first term.
- [39:09]
Amanda Carpenter
Trump has lots of good ideas and he's done a lot of.
- [39:12]
Tim Miller
He's been right about a lot of things. You have to give him credit where credit is due. More mature, more disciplined. He's got a lot, done a lot of good things, and you gotta hand it to him. I don't know what. Okay, so I have two questions. What earth is Jeff Bezos on? And where are the peptides that he's getting? Where is he getting the peptides from? Because he does have a new look. Sarah.
- [39:41]
Mike Murphy
Okay, so here's the thing about when he says mature, does he mean, does he mean so old that his skin is falling off of his body and he's decomposing in front of us? What does mature mean? I would. Aaron Ross Sorkin. He's very cute, but I would love, I just want to be on the other side of that interview to be like, give me one example of his maturity. Give me what is one thing that Donald Trump has done. He said, like, he's been, you got to admit, gotta hand it to him. He's been right about a lot. Name one Thing, what has he been right about? And I'm not even. I'm not even playing for claps. I'm genuinely curious. I'm trying to think, was he right about the tariffs, which. Was he right about the Melania documentary?
- [40:27]
Tim Miller
Yes.
- [40:28]
Sam Stein
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- [40:30]
Mike Murphy
Like, is he right about the war in Iran? Has he been right about the slush fund that he's built to be corrupt? Like, what is the thing that he's been right about? What is going well that Jeff Bezos could point to? I guess the tax cuts for people like him, but other than that, there is nothing. Also, I love how Jeff Bezos, like,
- [40:50]
Tim Miller
what is happening with his.
- [40:51]
Mike Murphy
He's so big.
- [40:53]
Tim Miller
I mean, it definitely is not in nature. Like, whatever happened to him did not happen in nature. Right. And he's a whole different person. Like, usually your neck doesn't expand 3x after 50. I don't think. I don't know. Maybe some of you guys know people. That has happened to. Sam, where were you at on. You have to give him credit where credit is due.
- [41:20]
Sam Stein
Well, I don't think you do. The thing about the.
- [41:29]
Tim Miller
You also mentioned. I'll read you the Melania doc.
- [41:31]
Sam Stein
Yeah, I just want to set it up.
- [41:32]
Tim Miller
He was asked about the Melania doc. Jeff Bezos said this. It appears it was a good business decision. It did very well in theaters. It's done very well in streaming. People are very curious about Melania. So even though I had nothing to do with it, it appears the Amazon team made a very wise business decision.
- [41:49]
Sam Stein
So we at the Bulwark looked into this will, looked into the numbers. It costs 75 million to produce and market. It made $16 million, which I'm not a mathematician, but I think that's a loss. And the idea that Jeff Bezos had nothing to do with this documentary, a $75 million expenditure on his company involving, obviously a very important person, the president's wife is just. It doesn't. It defies logic. I think he's kind of full of shit. And in all seriousness, you know, like, no one made him do this interview. Right. Like, he didn't have to go out there and be obsequious. But we're in a place now where these tech titans especially, but, you know, leaders of industry across the board, they just feel, even at this moment where Trump's at, like, 37% approval and everyone is just tired of the shtick, that they still have to go out there and do these interviews. And it's just flabbergasting to me. Just. You would think at some point they would say, I've had enough. Just don't. You don't have. Just don't say anything. Just don't go out there.
- [43:00]
Mike Murphy
Well, he almost never says anything. It was weird.
- [43:02]
Sam Stein
What was the point of this interview? Yeah, that's what I'm curious. Why did he feel the need to go out there?
- [43:07]
Tim Miller
He wants to. He's humiliating himself because he wants rocket contracts. And I know this is.
- [43:11]
Sam Stein
Well, let me just add this because he did say this on a substantive level. He talked. I mean, he was going out for this policy provision that he's got, which is he thinks the bottom 50th percentile of earners in the country should pay zero federal income taxes. I'm not going to quibble with that. Whatever. But he refused to say. He refused to say that people in his bracket should. He said, that's a good policy debate to have in the future. He had very firm decisions on one, but not on the other. And he refused to talk about the largesse and the contracts that Amazon gets from the government, from Donald Trump specifically. And so I think that is just, you know, it's. It's phony shit.
- [43:47]
Tim Miller
And he said, if you tax me more, it's not going to help the teacher in Queens at all. And I'm like, I don't know, maybe we should try it. Here's the text I sent. Sarah's not going to like this. As I was logging live watching this on American Airlines today, I texted my husband the following. I'm going to have a stroke over this Jeff Bezos interview on CNBC. Five minutes later, 6:55. Am I a socialist now? I'm just. I'm like. I don't. I was, like, sitting there boiling over. I'm thinking about, like, what kind of creative punishments can we have for Jeff Bezos in 2029? Because I feel like he has to
- [44:30]
Mike Murphy
watch the Melania documentary over and over and over again.
- [44:35]
Tim Miller
I feel like the next doj. I just think maybe there are. Maybe you do. What did he say about Trump? You have to give him credit where credit is due. He has been very good at shaking down corporate leaders for money. And so maybe we should take a page out of that book and start with Jeff Bezos next time.
- [44:53]
Sam Stein
A $1.8 billion shakedown.
- [44:55]
Tim Miller
Maybe I will just say I would
- [44:58]
Mike Murphy
watch a Melania documentary about why she gave that weird press conference about how Epstein definitely didn't introduce her to Donald. That's the only Melania documentary I want to see. Better still, we still don't know why she did that.
- [45:13]
Sam Stein
That is such a good point. We just, it just happened.
- [45:17]
Mike Murphy
We all just moved on.
- [45:18]
Sam Stein
Yeah.
- [45:19]
Mike Murphy
Oh, okay. Thanks for telling us, Melania. Good to know.
- [45:23]
Tim Miller
I wish we could have prepped that clip because I could just watch it right now. I could just watch the press conference again. I want to talk about Bulwark Bill Cassidy really quick. It's great. Yeah, it's awesome. My senator from Louisiana who's been awful for the last five years, all of a sudden is talking a lot and I mean, he kind of sounds like Bill Kristol. I mean, honestly. Let me just give you a couple of things he's done lately woke Bill Kristol. He's voting against the $1 billion ballroom project. He went on at length about how they haven't given any specs for it. They haven't, you know, gone to Congress and shown what exactly they're going to spend the money on is the specs. He's upset about the specs. He defended his vote to convict Trump in 2021. He called, he called Ken Paxton a felon after Trump endorsed him.
- [46:17]
Mike Murphy
That's just objectively true.
- [46:18]
Tim Miller
He voted in support of the Dems war powers resolution on Iran. And now he sent this tweet a couple hours ago. Very long. I'm not going to make you read the whole thing, but there's one section I do want to read if you'll, if you'll allow me. The American people do not expect perfection from their leaders, but they do expect seriousness. Leaders who are steady, not erratic, thoughtful, not impulsive. Their words should lower the temperature rather than inflame division. Their actions should place the long term interest of the country above short term personal gain. Leadership is not using power to serve your own needs. It's using power to serve the needs of others. If someone does not understand this, they should not hold a position of leadership. Who do we think he might be talking about?
- [47:02]
Mike Murphy
Say his name. Bill Cassidy.
- [47:07]
Tim Miller
But Sarah, you posted about this. What is it about the fact that the second these guys political careers are over, they start sounding totally indistinguishable from the 6pm hour on Ms. Now.
- [47:23]
Mike Murphy
It was nice that you guys were clapping for Bill Cassidy as he has suddenly found religion and said like oh no, now that I don't have a job anymore, I'm going to do the right thing, but I do not feel that way. Here's my overall the fact. First of all, it's telling about our politics that the second that you don't have to win an election, you suddenly do what you think is right, and what you think is right is obviously to stand up to Donald Trump. Right. That is obviously what Bill Cassidy knows to be true. And I have this fight with friends of mine, sort of in the democracy space, who wanted to help Bill Cassidy and support Bill Cassidy. They're like, this guy voted for impeachment. We should support him. And that is a position that I think six or seven years ago, I would have endorsed. Right. Like, you do have to show up for these guys. But I don't know if you saw. Do you saw Bill Cassidy's ads there?
- [48:15]
Tim Miller
Horrible.
- [48:15]
Mike Murphy
You know, it's just him talking about how. How much he loves Trump and how much Trump loves him. And so I think that the. There is basically no more pernicious being in our politics than people who know better, who know what Donald Trump is doing and don't do it when it matters. The only good thing I'll say. The only good thing I'll say about Cassidy is I do think it is interesting the way that Trump has gone on this jihad against anybody who opposed him.
- [48:44]
Amanda Carpenter
Right.
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Mike Murphy
Those people have seven more months in office and. And something that I think Democrats should do. I don't have to be happy about Bill Cassidy. I'm in a fuck Bill Cassidy mode. That guy voted. That guy voted. He is the reason that RFK is currently presiding over our health.
- [49:02]
Amanda Carpenter
Okay.
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Mike Murphy
He betrayed everything he knew to be true and good in order to try to get that Senate seat. And I think that if you're going to go, he should have. The second that he took that vote, he had six years in office. He could have done so much over the last six years that he's not doing. But, okay, he's got seven months now. They are a number of people who Trump has gone after Massey, too. They should vote against Donald Trump every single time. Democrats should go grab them and say, I would like this YOLO 7 months. Like, let's do this. Let's do something. And I think that that is an offensive way to use somebody like Bill Cassidy who wants to make it right with him and his God. Right. He needs to unburden himself. And like Tillis, too. Like, there's a caucus now that you can go to and say, let's defeat everything that this guy does. And I think Trump is going to live to regret how hard he went at these guys.
- [49:51]
Sarah Longwell
Yeah.
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Tim Miller
And Cornyn. Yeah, Sam, Why don't you jump in on that? Because I think this is very meaningful as far as them being able to get anything passed this year.
- [49:59]
Sam Stein
Yeah, I agree 100% with everything you just said. But whoever yelled, it's too little, too late, you're right. It's too little, too late. And I think there's some horrible, awful irony that this is happening with this Ebola outbreak in Africa, because, yeah, it's terrible. I mean, because we are in a situation right now where our main health care leaders and officials are cranks and conspiracists, where we've gutted our own healthcare administration, and we've retreated from the global healthcare community in very serious ways. Extremely serious ways. Our colleague Jonathan Cohn had an article the other night about what the cuts to USAID mean for the Ebola fight in Africa. And it is substantial. That was the front line of our resistance to Ebola in 2014. It is just not there because it was cut. Okay.
- [50:58]
Mike Murphy
Yeah.
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Sam Stein
And I don't think it's unfair to say that in the effort to save his own political fortunes, the failed effort to save his own political fortunes, Bill Cassidy's vote for RFK Jr killed people. It absolutely killed people. And so he has to live with that for the rest of his life. And whether he can go YOLO for seven months, great, have at it. But that doesn't absolve the damage that has been done and the people whose lives have been lost because of the decisions that he made.
- [51:29]
Tim Miller
What should my Ebola concern level be right now? New Orleans feels like you don't need to. Most likely landing spot.
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Sam Stein
You don't need to be too concerned. According to. Jonathan's much smarter than me. But I mean, look, this is a serious outbreak. This is the third most pernicious Ebola outbreak in history, and this is only a couple weeks in. Okay? So this is nothing to scoff at. Fortunately, the disease spreads in ways that you have to have. I don't want to get too technical. You just got to get in touch with the saliva and the blood and all that stuff.
- [52:02]
Mike Murphy
You should be worried.
- [52:03]
Sam Stein
Yeah. Okay, never mind. Long story short, it's a big international problem, and that will, of course, affect the United States. But the idea that there'll be an outbreak in the United States is pretty small.
- [52:15]
Tim Miller
Noted. Okay, we'll look into the dental. Dental dams. I do think that no lesbian in
- [52:25]
Mike Murphy
the history of the universe has ever used the dental tan.
- [52:28]
Tim Miller
I do think. I do think it's going to be really hard for them to pass a budget this year. And I think that the ballroom and the arch and all that is in real threat.
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Sam Stein
Did you see the arch? Okay, you must have missed the story. It happened like two hours ago. They are cited. They're citing a law passed 100 years ago to say that Congress has authorized the construction of the arch today. 100 year. They're just going to go and do
- [52:54]
Tim Miller
the arch kind of similar to the latest Supreme Court ruling on the Voting Rights act only 70 years ago.
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Mike Murphy
So I just. This also just happened. But I don't know if you guys saw this. This is. This jumps out at me because Brian Fitzpatrick is from my hometown, Pennsylvania. Trump is attacking him and Fitzpatrick is now leading the charge in Congress to get the slush fund taken away.
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Tim Miller
Yeah.
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Mike Murphy
Which again, this is more just Trump's retribution tour. I want it to backfire on him. And I think him going after a swing vote like Fitzpatrick, who also, he is now running unopposed on the Republican side. He doesn't have a primary, and so he wanted a Kamala plus three or four district. And so him taking on Trump right now is actually politically advantageous for him to hold onto his seat. But there are. With him and Massie like we are now, it's fine. But we're still putting together enough numbers to potentially. I'm sorry, I want the slush taken away. I want the slush taken away.
- [53:55]
Tim Miller
I do, too. I'm just saying. Brian Fitzpatrick wrote a strongly worded letter and we'll see how that. See how that turns out.
- [54:00]
Mike Murphy
I know there was part of me that said, oh, a letter. That'll show them.
- [54:05]
Tim Miller
Speaking of Fitzpatrick, Sam suggested that we rank the which Republican cuck was the most pathetic in their handling of Donald Trump over the past 10 years.
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Mike Murphy
Is it a ranking or do we just pick somebody?
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Tim Miller
We're gonna pick the worst. I'm providing list of nominees. We'll throw Fitzpatrick in there and we'll see if he can find his way out. John Lynn Graham.
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Sam Stein
Wait, just the parameters here. These are people who I've chosen. People who are either lost office or will lose office. So that doesn't include.
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Tim Miller
Right. Like these are people who. Their political career has ended and they left ignobly. You know our boy Adam Kinzinger is not on there. Right. It's people who left with their tail tucked, still groveling to Trump. Here we go. John Cornyn. Big bad John Cornyn. Bill Cassidy. I can't believe you put our girl MTG on here. Poor mtg. Mike Pence. That's a bad nomination. Nikki Haley, Chris Christie and some other good ones. Bob Corker. Do you guys have somebody in mind for each of you?
- [55:21]
Sam Stein
I have my choice.
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Tim Miller
Okay, well, let's hear it.
- [55:23]
Sam Stein
I think John Cornyn.
- [55:25]
Tim Miller
Yeah, let's hear.
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Sam Stein
Well, because, like, what was his transgression exactly? He did nothing to, like, fuck with Trump. I think at one point he was like, well, I would have done something differently than that. And that was like, literally all it took. And then Trump endorses Ken fucking Paxton, like, the most miserable human being ever to run for office. The most ethically challenged individual in politics. That's a humiliation. I don't think any one of these other people can match.
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Tim Miller
Sarah.
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Mike Murphy
My most cucked Republican is not on this list.
- [56:01]
Tim Miller
Oh, great.
- [56:02]
Mike Murphy
His name is John Fetterman.
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Sam Stein
Well, that's a curve ball. Okay.
- [56:15]
Mike Murphy
Just kidding. No. You didn't like that choice? I wouldn't tell you guys my choice beforehand. I still like John Fetterman as the choice.
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Tim Miller
I'm just waiting for the explanation.
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Mike Murphy
Oh, explanation. So he is. He's never. He's never going to win his seat. Like, Conor Lamb's gonna run against him in a Democratic primary, and it's gonna be over. Which, by the way, for everybody wearing a jbl is Always Right shirt, wrong. I would just like to say I was. Connor Lamb from the jump explained why Fetterman would be bad. JBL was like, no, he's gonna be the president someday. And everybody was like, yeah, JBL's always right. And I would just like to know what everybody thinks now. How do you like your fetterman now?
- [56:58]
Tim Miller
In JBL's defense, he had a stroke immediately lost a lot of IQ points, and all of a sudden, Donald Trump was making sense.
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Mike Murphy
He hangs out at Butterworths in D.C. and all he does is blame Democrats for everything and hang out with Republicans and so. And he loves Donald Trump. And I think that he's the most cucked.
- [57:18]
Tim Miller
I am sorry, you guys are both wrong. The most cucked Republican by far was Chris Christie. And he tried to win it back by running for president again and doing some good things, which was fine. But before that, Donald Trump almost killed Chris Christie with COVID They. Donald Trump had Covid. They prepped for the debate together. Donald Trump blew his mind breath into Chris Christie's fat face. Christie went to the hospital, came out of the hospital and still was like, Mr. Trump, can I get you a White Castle? No. Chris Christie. Humiliating and all. You guys are a cheap date that came back around on him. I'm never forgetting.
- [58:02]
Sam Stein
I take your point.
- [58:05]
Tim Miller
Final topic for the podcast. We'll move on to the next segment. I usually don't. I never actually play Donald Trump's voice on the Podcast, you're welcome. Because it's a live show, we're going to make an exception because Trump. Because we're here in California. I'm sorry. We're here in California. Well, the President of the United States had some pretty strong words about you guys, and I just. I felt like we should watch. If we had Jesus Christ come down and count the votes, I would have won California because I do great with Hispanics. But it's a rigged vote. They send out 38 million votes. Nobody knows where they're going.
- [58:40]
Sam Stein
Of course, the Democrats do, I guess, but disproportionately, Democrats get many more votes. Some get eight votes.
- [58:48]
Tim Miller
They get eight cards. And Republicans have to call in. Where's my card? It's a rigged system. One of the most, not the worst. I'll give you a list. Maybe I'll do my list. But California is one of the most dishonest states for voting. One of the most dishonest states in America. Nice middle finger out there. Have any of you voted eight times? No.
- [59:12]
Mike Murphy
If Jesus Christ counted the votes, Donald Trump would have won California. Well, his hair is looking awfully flat. Didn't his hair look weird?
- [59:25]
Tim Miller
He looks awful.
- [59:26]
Mike Murphy
He looks awful.
- [59:27]
Tim Miller
I w. I watched one of his 20.
- [59:28]
Mike Murphy
It's almost like he's 80 years old and too old to be the president.
- [59:31]
Tim Miller
He looks awful.
- [59:36]
Sam Stein
It was an unflattering angle on that video. I will say,
- [59:46]
Mike Murphy
Making great points.
- [59:49]
Tim Miller
Okay, that's the podcast. Thanks, everybody.
- [59:52]
Mike Murphy
Wait, wait, wait. We didn't do the fight part.
- [59:53]
Tim Miller
We're coming. Calm down. I'm the host, okay? I'm here in the host chair. The host of the flagship daily podcast. Yeah, you've got your shows, focus group, whatever. You're in charge of that.
- [60:10]
Mike Murphy
Illegal news. Have you heard of it?
- [60:12]
Tim Miller
Illegal news. It's doing okay in the rankings. All right, that's the podcast, everybody. We'll see you back here tomorrow for another edition with Mike Murphy. Peace. And I got something to say. My friends. I will never lay down without a fight. And when I die, it will be the day when every one of my wrongs will be made right.
- [60:42]
Mike Murphy
All these.
- [60:43]
Tim Miller
I'm gonna heal my pain. Lord knows the message. The Borg podcast is brought to you thanks to the work of lead producer Katie Cooper, associate producer Ansley Skipper, and
- [60:55]
Sarah Longwell
with video editing by Katie Lutz and audio engineering and editing by Jason Brown.