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Steve Fishman (Orbit Media Host) (1:35)
Answer our questions, so please send yours to Info OrbitMedia FM or leave them in the comments on Spotify or Apple. Thank you. Hello there, it's Steve Fishman from Orbit Media and this is get the Money and Run. You're going to love today's episode, Episode five. It's the beginning of something. And that beginning starts with Joe surrounded, shouting at a crowd, stay out of it. Well, spoiler alert. That doesn't happen. Okay, over to Ben.
Ben Adair (The Burden Podcast Host) (2:19)
You are listening to The Burden Season 4, get the Money and Run. I'm Ben Adair and this is episode five. Two Too Many. Joe, tell me about the money. What was it like having all that money?
Joe (Bank Robber Storyteller) (2:43)
Okay, so one time I had $50,000 in a sports bag underneath my bed and I decided, you know what? I want to see what this money looks like stacked up. Periodically, I would take it out and count it and I would count it on my bed. So I count all the money. I'm excited. Oh look at that. 50,000 plus. And then I say, fuck it. So I slide it all around the bed and move it all around and I make it so my whole bed's money. And it's not a lot of money. Like, it's not thick. It's not like I'm. You know, it's like a pillow of money. But it's enough to spread all over the place. And so I spread it out and I decided I'm going to do that cheesy thing where you lie down in it like you've seen every movie or TV show where people, like, get all this money. You know, I'd been raised poor. It's a lot of fucking money to look at. And so I lie down on it, I fall flat on it, just drop on it, flip over, and I'm lying on it. Very quickly I started realizing, oh, shit. I think I stepped on shit because I smell shit in my room. I'm like, oh, how the hell I do that? Like a real pungent fucking craps. Like someone chunked a deuce right there. So I get up and immediately I look at my bottom of my shoes. No shit. I look around like, what is that smell of shit? And I can't find it. And it's driving me crazy, and I'm smelling my fingers and I really. Oh, oh, there's a little faint something there. And I look down at the money and I have a realization. Oh, shit, might be the money. I get on my knees, I bend forward, put my face all around it, and like, oh, yes, it's the money, man. The money. Just. People wipe their ass and they go and they pull money out and they just. Their hand. There's just dirty fucking grubby hands on all this money. Imagine all the people whose greasy hands have been on this thing, right? It smells like someone dumped a grumpy right there, man. It was terrible. It was like, oh, fuck, this money's gross. It was surprising, man. Money stinks. Money fucking stinks.
