Transcript

Kelly (0:02)

Welcome to the carpool podcast with Kelly. But yesterday, I, like, got a new pair of shorts in from Abercrombie. Like, a cute pair of, like, sweatpants shorts. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna wear those shorts. It was jarring to look at my legs.

Liz (0:15)

And Liz. Oh, my God, guys, she can't stop talking about this. That's how you said it. Okay, well, I was gonna gift you a $14 pancake batter dispenser, and it's gonna change your life, but it's fine.

Kelly (0:27)

Your mom time. Welcome back to the Car bowl podcast with Kelly and Liz. Happy Friday, everyone.

Liz (0:38)

This has been the longest. Maybe it's having a third child, but this is just the longest week of my entire life.

Kelly (0:45)

It's Tuesday at the time of our recording.

Liz (0:47)

No, I know. I say that because it was literally Monday, and we went to our neighbor's house to grill. I was like, so, what are you doing this weekend? And I'm like, that's an inappropriate question to ask on a Monday.

Kelly (0:58)

Is it just, like, the puppy keeping you up? Are you sleep deprived?

Liz (1:01)

Well, I'm not. Because Maddie's hand that well.

Kelly (1:05)

As he should.

Liz (1:06)

Well, yeah, and I'm so thankful. But, you know, it's. It is like, that level of, okay, well, I know where the kids are, and I'm like, maddie, you got eyes on the dog? And he's like, whoa, sorry. Where'd the dog go? Like, when we're inside, everything's fine, but it's another person, another life to look out for. And there is a level of transition that you have to go through, and it's fine. But, like, a puppy is like a baby. Like a toddler, except it's like a toddler because they're moving. Like, a baby is actually easier.

Kelly (1:41)

Has he, like, chewed anything in your house? Because I've heard or you told me that Goldens are chewers.

Liz (1:46)

No, we've actually done a really. Here's what's interesting. Now, when we had our other dogs, like, that we, like, kind of, like, loosely crate train. Like, we'd create train at night. Like, we weren't really crate. We'd put them on in crates when we would leave. But, like, I really let puppies, like, nap in bed with me. And, like, oh, because I've got free time, I' lay down and, like, watch TV in the middle of the day. Like, you take a nap on me. And now we're very regimented, where it's like, oh, you're ready for a nap. You're gonna go in your Crate, which is good for you because the kids won't be able to get to you. You can actually relax. And it's. It's a lot. It's almost easier now that I'm a mom, because when that nap time comes, I'm like, the best nap for you is away from everyone in a crib. And now I get to go do. Now I need to go do something. Like, I'm not sitting down relaxing. Like, let's just like love and dove and pet lay veg out on the couch. So he all is to say, and the weather's been really nice. So also say he hasn't spent that much time inside unattended. Like, if he. We're either outside all playing or we're inside and he's taking a nap in his crate. So there's a level of it that's been easier.

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Carpool with Kelly and Lizz

Episode: MAYBE THE MILLENNIALS HAD IT FIGURED OUT
Date: March 13, 2026
Hosts: Kelly Stumpe & Lizz St. John

Episode Overview

Kelly and Lizz kick off a classic episode of sisterly banter, lighthearted takes on parenting and car culture, and dive deep into generational trends, plans for friend gatherings, and—of course—a healthy helping of car advice. Framed by the episode title, “Maybe the Millennials Had it Figured Out,” the sisters reflect on the changing experience of adulthood and community, pop culture cycles, and why practical solutions (be it for spray tans or SUVs) matter. Expect relatable stories, auto industry news, practical buyer advice, and a strong undercurrent of finding joy amid everyday chaos—all delivered with high-spirited warmth and signature wit.

Main Discussion Points & Notable Moments

Life Lately: Puppies, Parenting, and Summer Readiness

[00:02–06:46]

Puppies as Practice for Parenthood:
- Lizz discusses integrating a new Golden Retriever puppy into her routine, how parenting has made her more regimented, and compares puppy care with baby care.
- “A puppy is like a toddler… it’s a lot. It’s almost easier now that I’m a mom.” – Lizz [01:13]
- Kelly muses on her own dog, Tommy, an unusually massive, chill Australian Shepherd, and why she’s not ready for a second dog.
The Trauma of First Shorts Season:
- Kelly and Lizz commiserate over the jarring experience of baring winter legs after long pants season.
- Discussion on self-tanner disasters vs. pale legs:
  - “A bad spray tan is better than being pale, in my humble opinion.” – Kelly [06:35]
  - Lizz admits to liking the “orange look” on herself.

Nostalgia, Weddings, and the Generational Style Loop

[07:26–11:30]

Weddings & Regrets:
- The hosts reminisce about mid-2010s wedding trends (side parts, farm weddings) compared to current trends, and how certain styles cycle in and out.
Gen Z Reviving 2016 Trends:
- Frustration and amusement at Gen Z adopting 2016 “millennial” fashion for events like Coachella.
  - “Maybe the millennials had it figured out.” – Lizz [11:18]
  - “We did.” – Kelly [11:28]

Friday Night Plans & How Fun Has Changed

[11:39–17:23]

A Unique Dinner Party:
- Kelly shares plans for a dinner hosted by the priests from her parish—a live auction win—riffing on Catholic culture and party games for adults.
  - “If you think that doesn’t sound fun, you just simply don’t know our priests. They are so funny.” – Kelly [12:09]
Generational Comparison of Social Life:
- Discussion about how their parents’ generation partied differently—more dinners, more drinking, and more community events—and whether modern parents are missing out.
  - “They had so much more fun at our age than we have at our age.” – Lizz quoting her mother [14:57]
  - “I’m really fine with staying at home with my kids and my husband… that’s fun to me.” – Lizz [16:20]
  - “Maybe we’re just different.” – Kelly [16:09]

Segment: Industry News – Pope Gets a Ford (and So Can You)

[20:13–25:10]

Headline: Ford gifts an exclusive Explorer Hybrid to Pope Leo, featuring Chicago-specific details as a nod to his roots.
- “Pope Leo wanted a black vehicle and a hybrid… and they figured out a way to do a hybrid for the platinum Explorer.” – Liz [23:20]
- Jim Farley, Ford’s CEO, personally donated the vehicle—tying in both Catholic roots and clever PR.
Car Mom Auto Show News:
- Reminder for listeners to grab tickets, with behind-the-scenes stories about past and upcoming car shows.

Main Advice Segment: Car Buying Q&A

[29:39–44:29]
Kelly and Lizz field several listener car questions, applying down-to-earth, family-focused advice.

Q1: Full Size SUV or Honda Pilot?

Scenario: Listener seeks a roomy, safe family car after a traumatizing accident and with a tall husband, two car-seated kids, and frequent road trips.
Kelly’s Insight:
- Pilots and midsize SUVs offer plenty of space; recommends checking out the Chevy Traverse or VW Atlas for taller drivers.
- “Don’t buy an extended wheelbase for the trunk space just for road trips—use a cargo topper.” – Kelly [34:12]

Q2: Single Mom, High Mileage, Third Row on a Budget

Scenario: New single mom, high mileage driver, needs a third row, limited budget ($40K), open to leases.
Kelly’s Take:
- Leasing is inadvisable at 25k miles/year.
- Recommends a used Toyota Highlander—reliable, holds value, third row, practical choice within budget.

Q3: Two Under Two, Must Have a Bench

Scenario: Family with two young kids, wants a bench seat for possible future kids, considering new midsize or used full-size SUV.
Advice:
- For three-across seating, Atlas is best-in-class, followed by Pilot. Traverse is not great for three-across.
- If family grows a lot, later upgrade to full-size (e.g., Expedition or Tahoe) is an option.

“That’s why there’s no best family car, because everyone is so different. If there was, I’d be out of work.” – Kelly [44:47]

Dinner & Domesticity: Ditch the Drive-Thru

[45:05–53:10]

Kelly’s Hyper-Fixation Meal:
- Air-fried chicken bites, coleslaw mix, cilantro, lime, cucumber, crispy rice, Aldi’s ginger dressing, soy sauce, and a scoop of peanut butter for an Asian-inspired salad.
  - “I cannot believe I haven’t just been doing this for years.” – Kelly, on air frying chicken [46:21]
Lizz’s Crunchwrap Supreme Copycat:
- Big tortillas, queso, ground beef, tostada, cold toppings ; pan-seared for crunch.
- “It is the only fast food food that I can genuinely remake at home flawlessly.” – Lizz [52:10]

Notable Quotes

“A bad spray tan is better than being pale, in my humble opinion.” – Kelly [06:35]
“Maybe the millennials had it figured out.” – Lizz [11:18]
“They had so much more fun at our age than we have at our age.” – Lizz quoting her mom [14:57]
“Don’t buy an extended wheelbase for the trunk space just for road trips—use a cargo topper.” – Kelly [34:12]
“If there was [a best family car], I’d be out of work.” – Kelly [44:47]
“I cannot believe I haven’t just been doing this for years.” – Kelly, on air frying chicken [46:21]
“It is the only fast food food that I can genuinely remake at home flawlessly.” – Lizz [52:10]

Important Timestamps

[00:02] – Life updates, puppy stories
[05:16] – Spring weather and shorts woes
[06:35] – Spray tan vs. pale debate
[10:10] – Gen Z’s nostalgia for millennial styles
[12:09] – Dinner party with priests
[14:57] – Generational comparison (“more fun at our age”)
[20:13] – Industry news: Ford & the Pope
[29:39] – First car advice segment (Full size vs. Pilot)
[39:39] – Advice for single, high-mileage mom
[41:11] – Advice for growing family and bench needs
[45:05] – Ditch the Drive-Thru: favorite “mom meals”

Tone & Takeaway

The episode is true to the “Carpool” style—warm, irreverent, practical, and deeply relatable for millennial moms. Kelly and Lizz blend sharp, actionable advice with self-deprecating humor and a strong sense of community, making the show an ideal listen (or read) for anyone juggling family, trends, and big car decisions.