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Charlie Kirk
Hey, everybody. Happy Saturday. It is thought crime Saturday. We had a conversation about Pete Davidson. Is Lord of the Rings actually homoerotic? We discuss playing music on airplanes. And finally, why does Blake Love Red Die 40. Email us, as always, freedomcharliekirk.com and become a member. Members.charliekirk.com subscribe to our podcast. That is the Charlie Kirk show podcast page. That is the Charlie Kirk show podcast page. Buckle up, everybody. Here we go. Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
Andrew Klavan
Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
Blake Masters
I want you to know we are.
Charlie Kirk
Lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
Blake Masters
Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks.
Andrew Klavan
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Tyler
He's. He's front lines.
Charlie Kirk
Yeah, Front lines.
Blake Masters
They get drafted, man.
Tyler
Yeah, he got drafted. He was the first drafted. Yeah. Mitch McConnell.
Blake Masters
They got a letter where they said, anyone who has a Polish last name in the United States has to go fight in Ukraine for their old. You know, Poland used to own that.
Tyler
Whole Mitch McConnell letterhead and everything. It's crazy.
Blake Masters
Exactly.
Tyler
I wouldn't have answered that.
Blake Masters
It's really crazy. It's one of those things Doge found, like, it's actually a law that they have to do this. If they. If we fight in Eastern Europe, you just. You get drafted if you're Polish, it's crazy.
Charlie Kirk
So we have a series of topics today that are unusual. One of them is about someone I don't really know. I think he dated Kim Kardashian. Blake, introduce us to our first.
Blake Masters
No, that's. That's Part of the joy. That's why I thought it'd be fun to drop this on you. So there is this person named Pete Davidson. He is famous for. He must be famous for some kind of reason. I've never quite understood what it was. I think he's allegedly a comedian, but I don't know any jokes he's told or anything. But just, just trust us that. Just trust me, Charlie, he is, he is famous for some reason. Anyway. He's also like very ghastly looking because he famously would be covered in a million gazillion tattoos. He was basically the prototypical modern millennial by being tatted up from neck to ankle. And a kind of strange story to have happen in the first three weeks of the Trump administration is he went and he got all or almost all of his tattoos removed, which I don't know if you guys are aware because I don't think any of us here have tattoos. But it's actually a pretty involved process to do this. He apparently had to spend about $250,000 and they basically have to burn it off. Like they systematically burn your skin and then it has to grow back. So this is a pretty intense thing for him to do. But he actually did burn it all off and, you know, did a kind of gay looking photo shoot there. But we won't dwell upon that. What we're dwelling upon is this is happening in the first month of the Trump administration and it's also happening while we're having all of the DEI rollbacks we're having. We've moved on from just Walmart and Target to Disney is canceling dei. Goldman Sachs, a major investment bank, they're canceling their dei. Is there a vibe shift? And can we detect it from such things? And also, is it good? I feel like MAGA was becoming the, if anything, the, the tad. There was a lot of tattoos in maga. So maybe we're just doing a switcheroo on that one. Anyway, I think it's an interesting topic.
Andrew Klavan
Charlie, do you want to, do you want to chime in? Do you want. You know, how about I start with this?
Charlie Kirk
I'm trying to learn.
Andrew Klavan
How about I start with this? Pete Davidson, his dad famously died in 9 11. He was like a New York kid. Staten Island. His dad died. Okay, so that's kind of his origin story. I think he's got. He's quintessential daddy issues kind of millennial guy. So then he becomes a comedian. He was on snl, dated Kim Kardashian, dated, like, apparently the deal with Pete Davidson, and I don't understand the fame thing either, but he's dated a lot of really attractive women, so apparently he's got some game. I don't understand what the game is. There's. There's rumors about that. But then he is. To Blake's point, he's probably the most surprising person that you would see reform his life in such a way. So I don't know if he had some really, like, good alpha dad, and he's kind of reconnecting with. With that energy that he, you know, obviously it was with his dad's tragic death in 9 11. Kind of fell away from it, and he just had a really long rebellious period. But he is. He's got something. He's got something because he's able to have the success that he had. He's produced and directed movies, and I think co wrote. Co wrote them. So it is a very telling cultural marker. I don't know if you can extrapolate too much from it, but good for him. I tend to think tattoos like the ones he had were pretty heinous and ugly and tacky. I would love to know what the people in the chat think. What do you guys think about tattoos in general is. We do. To Blake's point, a lot of people in the maga world and conservative movement have a lot of tattoos. It's a military thing. But Pete David Davidson's was definitely next level. Next level tattoos.
Blake Masters
Tyler. Mormons aren't allowed to get.
Charlie Kirk
The Bible does prohibit tattoos. Just saying.
Tyler
Yeah, I mean, I think everyone does prohibit it. Yeah, every. I think most, like, orthodoxy is against.
Blake Masters
Yeah.
Tyler
And anyone.
Blake Masters
Although we did go through the phase where we were, like, celebrating, like, Hegseth for having his Deus Volt tattoo and all of that. So.
Tyler
No, I feel like people are less.
Blake Masters
Schizo on the tattoo topic, depending on whether they think it feels, like, cool and rebellious or just trashy.
Andrew Klavan
I feel like if you're in the military, you get away with it, first of all. And I mean, yeah, Leviticus 19:28. You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves. But isn't that saying for the dead?
Charlie Kirk
No.
Tyler
Or tattoo yourself or tattoo yourself.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, but again, there's a lot of things in the Old Testament that we don't necessarily bring forward to the New Testament, like, you know, women's head coverings. I don't know. There's a bunch of stuff. What. You want to read those comments, Blake?
Tyler
I was. I was going to say, while we read those While we pull some. Do some people, those. I think it's a, it's a maturity thing too. I. I could be wrong about this. I don't know if Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson's kind of. His whole brand is known as kind of being immature. And I think that maybe you talk about vibe shift with all this stuff. I think that there are a lot of people and I know I've known a lot of people who've had tattoos removed. I have a lot of friends. It's a very millennial centric thing. I actually think this is part of the swing back with Gen Z. Gen Z is a lot less edgy about this stuff. I kind of, I've always equated to people. The millennial thing is kind of like hippie.
Blake Masters
Is Gen Z less edgier? I could. If someone told me Gen Z's less edgy. If someone told me Gen Z can't get tattoos because they're so scared of needles, because they're scared of everything so they can't handle the tattoo process, I would probably believe them because it seems like Gen Z is scared of its own shadow. It's like, like those phone apps, you know, that can track people.
Tyler
Yep.
Blake Masters
I think you can agree. Like an older millennial kid would be angry if their parent was, you know, putting a tracker on their phone to know exactly where they were at all times. Apparently it's the opposite now where zoomers are uncomfortable, Gen zers are uncomfortable if they, they can't have the app on their phone. So their parents know where they are at all times. Yeah, they need that comfort. It's like, swell. So maybe they're also just scared of needle pricks. They're. They're scared of. They're scared of driving. They're scared of.
Tyler
I just think, I just think it's been like a swing back and Gen Z is just a lot more. Yeah. Almost traditional in a lot of different ways.
Andrew Klavan
And he's young millennial, though, to be fair. To be fair. He's young millennial. He's the exact same age as Charlie Kirk. Basically. He's like a month younger than you, Charlie.
Charlie Kirk
I'm a month older. Yeah, that's right.
Tyler
That's crazy.
Charlie Kirk
I didn't.
Andrew Klavan
I mean.
Charlie Kirk
So can we put the, can we put the picture up for anyone who's gay or a woman? Is this considered a good looking man? I would like, I would like someone to instruct.
Andrew Klavan
I just, I'm so fascinated. What does the chat thing?
Blake Masters
Fisherman, 85, says he got a tattoo when he was 23.
Tyler
He.
Blake Masters
He was drunk and he had $50 burning a hole in his pocket, lol. I think that does accurately represent the thought process that goes into permanently marking your body much of the time. Like, yeah, I'm definitely gonna want this. Like. Like the name of this girl I've been dating for two weeks on my skin forever. That will not be something I regret.
Tyler
I actually have a good story about this. We had staff leading into 2020. They all went out one night and they got inside their lip tattoos that said MAGA. And then obviously we know what happened in 2020. So we had no choice but to spend four years of fighting back because their tattoos. And they were told that those tattoos would fade on their inside of their lip. It did not fade. It did not fade. So they've got. They've got permanent masks.
Blake Masters
Were they just sitting there, like, for.
Tyler
Like. They must have had a really great night. I don't know. I. There. So there was that really. But there was like four or five of them.
Blake Masters
And then. Okay. The real Arthur Blake, who is not me. He. He says the photo is gay. So I trust him. I think he's probably got a good evaluation of that.
Andrew Klavan
He looks like. He looks like he's strung out. Oklahoma stoner chick. I probably would trust her too. Too skinny. Because. What are you looking at? Because the sun doesn't hit it. I think the. The comments are not feeling very positive about Mr. Pete Davidson, so.
Charlie Kirk
Davidson.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, but let's take the. Can we take the picture down? I just like. I don't know.
Blake Masters
You asked for them to put it back up. I will. I want to note that you asked for them to put it back up.
Andrew Klavan
I did not. Charlie asked.
Blake Masters
Oh, whatever. Someone did. The point is it wasn't me who asked it to go back up.
Andrew Klavan
All right, that's fine.
Tyler
You asked the question, though, Andrew, about what's the allure of him to, like, he gets like, really attractive. I think he's like.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, he's dated like a bunch of models. Right.
Tyler
I could be wrong about this, but I think. Wasn't he, like, branded, like the rebound guy? Like, he was always the guy that was like picking up girls that like, I just like kind of semi remember this is like he was always picking up famous girls, like, right after they break up. Is that. Am I wrong about that? I don't know if anyone else heard that, but I think a lot of women and that are famous, they like to date people who are funny. I think. I think he's on the. On the funny, attractive scale. Obviously less attractive, probably to most people.
Andrew Klavan
Okay. But he's funny, so he's dated. He's dated Madeleine Klein, who's apparently somebody. Some Chase Sue Wonders. I don't know any of these people. This is hilarious. He dated Ariana Grande. He dated Emily. Rada Koski, whatever her name is. You know, she's kind of, like, famous for being famous. Kim Kardashian. Phoebe De. Never. Don't know who that is. Oh, I recognize her face. So she's some actress. Kaia Gerber. I don't know. It's like a lot of famous. Kate Beckinsale. He dated Kate Beckinsale. Yeah.
Tyler
Who's like, super old.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah. Cassie David. I don't know who that is. Anyways, they're all, like, obviously noteworthy people to some extent, so he's got some game. But he's like the. He's the celebs. Like, to date effeminate men. Says Crimson Black Art. I kind of think that's right.
Blake Masters
You know, this does circle back, though, to our most important topic, which is whether Lord of the Rings is gay or not. Because did you know that the cast of the Fellowship, the nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring, they. To commemorate being on, like, in the movie, they all got some shared tattoo that's, like, with something from Tolkien, and they all. They all got the tattoo.
Charlie Kirk
I watched Lord of the Rings this weekend, and Tyler ruined it for me. I have to just be honest every time Fr.
Blake Masters
And gave into this.
Charlie Kirk
No, I don't.
Tyler
You see it.
Charlie Kirk
No, you see it.
Tyler
Now.
Charlie Kirk
I don't agree. I'm saying that he ruined it to. It's just as I. I always used to look at it as, you know, brotherly love. And then Froto and Sam. There's some very long gazes. It's. It's.
Tyler
It's brotherly.
Charlie Kirk
Look, you guys, I don't want to.
Blake Masters
Say Tyler's on to something, but, like the propaganda.
Charlie Kirk
No, no, no.
Blake Masters
You got after Tyler.
Charlie Kirk
Tyler. Tyler gets in your head about this, and then all of a sudden, you can't unsee it. I'm not even saying it's right. I'm saying you kind of infer it and geez, Frodo doesn't look at women that way. This is Peter Jackson's the Woman in the woods that way. Doesn't look at Liv Tyler that way.
Tyler
That's right.
Blake Masters
That's right. I think you can infer that Frodo knew his.
Charlie Kirk
And then you really start wondering. Like, Mary Pippin, Sam and Frodo are all sharing a room and as you really start thinking about things you shouldn't be thinking about, this is like a.
Tyler
Three week vlog, like conversation.
Blake Masters
And it's going to keep going until I win this conversation.
Charlie Kirk
And you got to wonder like, what are they actually doing in Rivendell? What are they really doing in Rivendell? Because then you look at it through kind of the modern woke lens.
Tyler
Yeah.
Charlie Kirk
And I got. It's. I'm not saying Tyler's right, but it, it half ruined the movie.
Blake Masters
Realize they're. They're singing.
Tyler
Why is Gandalf going down there like a weirdo?
Blake Masters
It's like living, playing music and they're singing, singing their elfish songs in their elfish language. And there's nothing gay about it.
Tyler
No. What's Gandalf really going down there for? He's like his little Thailand. Like, this is like creepy.
Charlie Kirk
Is Gandalf the Epstein wizard of Middle Earth?
Tyler
Yes, he is. Yeah. That's his Thailand.
Andrew Klavan
Brian. I'm not saying throw this up. Brian wants us to throw this up. 204. Let's throw it up. There it is.
Blake Masters
Yeah, it's. No, it's.
Andrew Klavan
It's.
Charlie Kirk
I'm telling you, once you see it through the Tyler lens, he's not that he's right. It's just you can't unsee it and it kind of ruins the film.
Tyler
I want to make this point that we didn't make the. A few weeks ago was it's not just that I think Peter Jackson had this weird homoerotic approach to this because the elves are all super gay.
Blake Masters
They're all.
Tyler
They're all super gay. Orlando Bloom is like, he looks like Pete Davidson. He's like, he's just like. He's got Pete Davidson vibes to him, which is like, that's. Yes, yes. And we, and we talked about all the orcs. There's no women orcs. There's no female. Like, what is this? Like, there's a lot of gay.
Blake Masters
What do they do that's gay? What do the orcs do? That's gay.
Tyler
There's no girls. There's no way. Okay.
Blake Masters
Yeah. So is the military gay? Like when we make Pete Hegseth's goal to like make combat really gay. Is that the goal, Tyler?
Charlie Kirk
The story itself, the story itself is not necessarily homoerotic, but there's like gazes that are like half a second, two seconds too long. And then like the whole like, Sam, I'm so glad I have you with me. It's like completely unnecessary. Extra lines of dialogue. I'm sorry. I like, I rewatched it and it's such a good movie and it's so amazing. But if you kind of go back to watch a movie 20 years ago through modern Ultra, like let's just say gay lens of film, you see some things there and you got. Boy, if that was made in 2025, it would be Brokeback Mountain. It would be awful.
Andrew Klavan
This reminds me, this reminds me of what happened with Abraham Lincoln. Right? So he had this really close friendship with a guy named Joshua Fry Speed. And this is before they were pre. He was president, like well before I sent the, the. The old timey image of Joshua Fry Speed. But there was in 1926 a biography of Lincoln by Carl Sandberg. Alluded to the early relationship Lincoln and his friend Joshua Fry Speed had as having a streak of lavender and spots soft as May violets. And that kind of reminds me of like a really good description of from.
Charlie Kirk
That's Ian McClellan. That's Gandalf.
Tyler
Yeah, Gandalf is gay. I forgot ian. That's Ian McClellan. Yeah, see?
Andrew Klavan
Yeah. But like I also call it like this is, you know, we're changing history here. I mean I can guarantee you that, that maybe the movie's a little bit like homoerotic, but like the books and.
Charlie Kirk
The original grand marshal, he's the grand marshal of the Gay parade.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, but that's, that's modern, you know, that's not that, that's not the way the books were written. That's not the original intent. Oh geez.
Charlie Kirk
I know you guys are.
Blake Masters
When you accept this framing, you are giving in to, to the, to the gay industrial.
Charlie Kirk
I will say I never thought it at all my entire life. And then Tyler mentions it and it half ruins it.
Blake Masters
Like if you let them do it, if you let them get away with it, they're going to make George Washington gay. They're going to make Jesus point. They're going to make.
Andrew Klavan
That's the, that's. That's why I brought up Lincoln with his. So he had a. Like he has four kids. He was in a long relationship with his wife. What was her name? Mary Todd or whatever. And he had a history of having romantic relationships with other women before that. I don't. I'm not sure they were physical. But the point is everybody thought he was heterosexual his whole life. And then we get to like 2020 and all of a sudden he's gay.
Charlie Kirk
This.
Andrew Klavan
So. So I do want to like make space for the fact that, that men can have intimate, non sexual, very heterosexual relationships and I think before the gay agenda took over modern pop culture, nobody would have thought differently about it. Stop it, Ryan. One of our producers keeps putting in very inappropriate pictures. Anyways, what it's worth, we have to make space for the fans.
Tyler
Well, I mean, this is a, this is a real conversation though, because. And this, and this does tie back to Pete Davidson because, you know, his, like this, you know, growing up, fatherless thing. Obviously no fault of his own. His dad died in nine, 11, whatever. But like, this entire feminization of males. I think the feminization of males in general has made it impossible for guys to have like those old school, you know, guy best friends because people look at you and question if you're gay. So when you create a world in which that's so prevalent, I think it's harder to be. It's hard to have like a best buddy. And this, actually, I've talked about this recently with friends. It's like, it's actually hard in general for men to get together and do anything. Like kind of the old school days, it was like men used to get together and do bowling leagues and poker nights and da, da, da. And those things happen. But I don't think they're nearly as prevalent as they were, you know, many years ago. And, And I think it's like this is all part and parcel to like, again, Hollywood, everything just like pushing the gay agenda, which, you know, may or may not have started with Lord of the Rings. So, you know, so just CD Nice.
Andrew Klavan
I totally agree. I totally agree. Here's. I don't know if this is going to help my case or hurt it, depending on. But I'll never forget when I went to Italy and okay, so it's apparently going to hurt it based on Blake's reaction to Italy. But I remember going in Italy and there would be men holding hands, walking down the street, just holding hands. And they were. I asked, I was like, are they gay? And they're like, no, no, no, they're straight as an arrow. Like, that's just. Men in Italy, they'll just hold, like, if they feel close to another man, they'll just hold each other's hands. I'm just saying. I'm just saying what I saw.
Blake Masters
Yeah, that's what, that's what I think when I think of Italy.
Charlie Kirk
All I'm saying is through a 20, 25 lens, you watch the movie 20 years later, and it's just, you can't help but think that because we look at all of that stuff as homoerotic.
Andrew Klavan
And gay, thanks for ruining a childhood favorite, Tyler. Really appreciate it.
Charlie Kirk
Oh, no, no. He completely wrecked it.
Tyler
Well, I mean, it was. Somebody had planted that in my mind, but this is how it happened for me. I watched during COVID I downloaded all the trilogies that existed because there was like. So every night I would just watch. Start watching one of the trilogies. I watched literally every movie that had a trilogy, and I downloaded Lord of the Rings. I started watching. I was like, man, this is really gay. I can't watch this. And I, like, shut. I downloaded all three. I paid for all three movies. And I only watched, like, the, like, first half of the first one.
Blake Masters
Now I'm. Now thanks to. Thanks to Andrew's, like, Italy's super straight thing, I'm looking up Liberace to make sure he was, in fact Italian. And yes, he was Italian. And he put a big candelabra on his piano and he insisted he was straight his whole life. And then he. Well, he died of a condition not associated with that.
Andrew Klavan
Well, I'm just telling you what I saw. And men in Italy walked down the street, remember each other.
Charlie Kirk
And if you. If you watch the movie closely, near the beginning at Bilbo Baggins 110th or 111th birthday, Sam was really nervous to go up and talk to the ladies or the woman. So he needed like an extra thing of beer and had to be thrown into it.
Blake Masters
That's just saying. That's straight. Gays are great at talking to women because they have, like, women brain.
Andrew Klavan
Wait, hold on.
Charlie Kirk
Not always a lot of.
Andrew Klavan
So why.
Blake Masters
Why would a gay dude be nervous about talking to women? What's he worried is gonna happen?
Andrew Klavan
A lot of dudes are. That's a. That's so cliche. It's a shtick they used in the movie that men are nervous of talking to women. Only. Only a certain subset of men are nervous.
Charlie Kirk
Not nervous to talk to Marion Pippin.
Andrew Klavan
Hey, I will tell you that if you go watch Top Gun, the original, like, go watch that for homoerotic, you're gonna make.
Blake Masters
You're gonna make Top Gun gay for Charlie now too.
Charlie Kirk
Are you ruining everything for all of us?
Andrew Klavan
I mean, Top Gun is. Is objectively homoerotic.
Blake Masters
Andrew, you are playing with the boys. You are putting this conversation in the danger zone. You are on a highway to the danger zone right now. This is not good.
Andrew Klavan
I'm telling you, there is a reason why there's a lot of rumors flowing around about the lead in that film, Tom Cruise. I'm just saying that what all this.
Charlie Kirk
What Else are you gonna ruin for me?
Andrew Klavan
1980S Top Gun is the most homoerotic movie ever created. It's a fact.
Blake Masters
You're just gonna come in every. Every, every week. It's gonna. Yeah, but there's also gonna assert another movie is gay. You're gonna be like.
Andrew Klavan
I mean, Star wars is G gay.
Charlie Kirk
The Godfather is. It was really kind of like. It wasn't really the five families. It was kind of like a gay conclave that was running in her Italian mafia.
Blake Masters
You're going to be like the Good, the Bad and the ugly gay. You're going to every.
Andrew Klavan
No, no, no.
Charlie Kirk
Citizen Kane. Gay.
Andrew Klavan
Citizen gay. No, it's not under every.
Charlie Kirk
Rose Bud was not actually his sled growing up. Rose bud was a secret lover that he had during college.
Blake Masters
Yeah, Charlie, don't look up slang term. Don't look up slang terms for that word.
Tyler
Just.
Blake Masters
That's all I'm going to say. Clarence, man, you can.
Tyler
You can't touch. You cannot touch. It's a Wonderful Life. Okay. You cannot touch.
Andrew Klavan
Okay, hold on. I mean, Top Gun is like, this is not me breaking news. Everybody knows Top Gun's homo.
Tyler
No, I just. I googled it. He's right. You're going to. It's gay.
Blake Masters
Yeah. You're going to say that, like, Red dawn is gay because look at this Charlie Sheen and. And what's his name. They, like, are holding each other on that bench after, like, getting shot at the end.
Andrew Klavan
And look at this. Esquire magazine. The Top Gun volleyball scene is. Is not the new one. It is homosexual.
Charlie Kirk
That's the new one.
Andrew Klavan
That's the original one.
Charlie Kirk
That's the new one.
Blake Masters
Both of them have volleyball on the big screen.
Charlie Kirk
Oh, yeah, I forgot there was an original volleyball one. I thought that was only the new one.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, they brought it back because it was so popular in the first one. Yeah, well, a lot.
Tyler
I. I googled the. The gayest movies that are explicitly gay. And also on there is wizard of Oz.
Blake Masters
Oh, that. That's like. That's a different one where whether that movie is gay or not, gay people are obsessed with wizard of Oz because gay men love Judy Garland. I guess the more. The more, you know, I also think.
Tyler
That there's that connection, the same connection with Lord of the Rings as you have. In fact, if small people, if you.
Blake Masters
Look up like gay icons, I think Judy Garland is literally the first result. It's kind of. Kind of strange. Oh, man. We're good. This is getting way too deep into the lore. We should probably. We should probably hit the evac button to the next topic before every. It'll turn out everything, Everything is gay.
Charlie Kirk
People paid a big buck.
Andrew Klavan
Hold on, hold on. I'm. I'm. This is top ten macho blockbusters with hidden homoeroticism. Number ten is Ravenous from 1999. I've never heard of that. 300 is number nine. Number eight, Top Gun, 1986.
Charlie Kirk
What are you talking about? Number seven? Come on.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, well, because it's all these dudes running around.
Blake Masters
Yeah, it's called like, dudes who are like, murdering other dudes. Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
All right. A Nightmare on Elm Street. Freddy's Revenge from 1985. Tango and Cash, 1989. X Men First Class, 2011.
Tyler
Yeah, X Men's kind of gay.
Blake Masters
We're corrupt in the audience. Yoma 63. I feel like I'm being corrupted. I never saw gayness in Top Gun. You guys are.
Andrew Klavan
This is gonna mess.
Blake Masters
You're destroying our audience.
Andrew Klavan
Ben Hur, 1959. I could see that. Fight Club, 1998. Nine.
Tyler
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
Fight Club. Fight Club.
Tyler
Fight Club's kind of gay. Yeah.
Blake Masters
Yeah, Fight Club. I have not actually seen the Fight Club movie. I think I'm the only person born in my year to have not seen it.
Tyler
That's a perfect example of a movie that was, that was directed at men, that men, like boys were supposed to like. That had severe gay undertones for sure.
Blake Masters
Yeah, I read the book.
Andrew Klavan
Because they're like, they're, they need like, camaraderie. That's just like what a gang is, like a. You know, I just, I don't know if I agree with this at all.
Tyler
No, there's a, there's a. I, I actually, because I got into the. After I was reading, because we were talking about gay movies, because that's. This is how this came up. And I got to Lord of the Rings. This was one of the ones. The Reddit threads I read was all about how Fight Club has all these like, it's tons of undertones like, throughout. And it was like planting in like boys minds. All like in the 2000s or 90s or whenever it came out.
Andrew Klavan
Well, now we probably ruined everybody's night.
Blake Masters
DJT 2020 suggests that just all acting in fiction is gay, which was kind of what the. That is like the true classical take on it. You know, the ancient Romans considered actors the equivalent of prostitutes, basically. Maybe we need to bring that back.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, well, I mean, if we go far enough back to the Greeks, it was only male actors, right? So that would probably attract a certain type of male Even back then.
Blake Masters
Oh, dear. All right, all right. Yeah, we need to hit the eject button. All right, do you guys want to. First we'll do an ad, but do you guys want to talk about banning. Banning things on the subway? That'll be fun.
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Blake Masters
All right, so as on the right, we're all used to making fun of France because it's France, but based alert is coming in France. The French assembly has just passed a bill and it is going to ban repeat incivilities on public transport. And so they're cracking down on uncivil behavior on the nation's buses and trains, which include as possible examples, listening to music without using headphones, carrying on a phone conversation on speakerphone rather than sticking it up to your ear so people can't hear the other end of it. In fact, they might even. I've seen different interpretations. I think in one version, they're even suggesting it's. It could just ban having a phone conversation if you're not in, like the. Like if you're on the train rather than on, like, a platform or something. Also, they're going to ban putting your feet onto the seat opposite you when you have like a four pack like that. And they're also going to ban handing out tracks to people on the subway platform, like, you know, like the Jehovah's Witnesses manuals and stuff. And so France is cracking down. France is cracking down on annoying behavior on the train. So do we have strong thoughts about this? Everybody Does America need the authoritarian crackdown on people listening to music without headphones? And why is the answer, yes, I Have thoughts.
Andrew Klavan
So, Charlie, you have thoughts?
Charlie Kirk
Yeah. Andrew, you go first. No, I want to hear the argument as to why the government should be involved in this.
Andrew Klavan
Okay, so I. I'm not saying that the government should be involved in it. Which public transport makes it a bigger issue? Right. But I will tell you that I am very in favor of getting rid of, like, people listen to speakers or, you know, mute movies without headphones on planes, which is a private company. So I. I have run into this a lot where people just start talking on phones and they start. They start playing clips from social media, and I'll be sitting right next to them, and I'm just like, what's happening? Were you raised in a barn? I find this completely rude. I don't know why this is something that needs to be even discussed. You should know better. You're a grown adult that is apparently capable enough to buy a plane ticket. Please turn that off. Put some headphones in. Whatever you gotta do. So I'm pro direction, and by the way, as conservatives, modern conservatives, we are in favor of using government power when it suits the common good. You know, I think sometimes we can get ourselves caught in an ideological trap about freedom, just like all freedom is good. Well, I don't want to put poison in my hamburgers at McDonald's, so I don't know there is a role for this. I don't know that I have an answer as far as public transport. But I will say at the very little, at the very minimum, it is extraordinarily rude, and these people deserve to be mocked, scorned, and heaped abuse on publicly.
Charlie Kirk
So I go for a lot of walks and I take my kids for walks, especially the more newborn ones. And I never use headphones. I just listen to my audiobooks just straight out of the phone. So is that. Should that be regulated if I'm going for a walk on a sidewalk or I'm walking around? First of all, I don't like the headphones. Number two, I. I think ear pods are actually really dangerous and bad for you. That's a whole separate topic and different issue. But I guess on an airplane, I suppose. But. But hold on. If you also have headphones in, then does it. How does it affect you if somebody else doesn't have headphones in? So, Blake, what. What is your argument here?
Blake Masters
So I don't know if you guys have. If any of you guys have been regular bus riders, but when I was in. I was in D.C. i would actually take the public bus into up to Union state or not. Up to Union Station. I would take it to the Pentagon and then get on the train. And the answer for why it would affect you even if you have headphones is, Charlie, you would be amazed at how loud some people play music or carry on their phone conversations on their phone. And so if you really want to be honest, I think this is a real. A real thing. Is the reason it might be a good idea to actually have a government like, you know, to be allowed to crack down on something like that is someone who listens very loudly to music on their phone or on some other device on. On a bus, on a train is actually probably. It's actually a probably big red flashing warning sign that they have, like, some antisocial tendency that's going to explode. Because if you are like, stab you. Yeah, exactly. Like, you know, it's sort of. It's like broken windows theory applied to, like, the guy who's going to shove someone in front of a subway train. It's like the guy who.
Tyler
He.
Blake Masters
Like, there are people who will play loud music on a subway, basically. So it's like they're waiting for someone to ask them to turn it down so they can snap at them. Or it's a way of asserting dominance over other people by making.
Andrew Klavan
Totally.
Blake Masters
By making things unpleasant for them. For Charlie's case, I think if you're outdoors, if you're in. If you're walking on the sidewalk, I don't think that matters as much because, I mean, you can have a literal outdoor, you know, concert in the park. You can put on a play in the park. And so you listening to an audiobook is, you know, not. Is hardly as bad as any of those things. So if you're just out on the sidewalk, I think it's fine. But we definitely have a pattern of people being extremely loud in the enclosed space of, like, public transport. And yes, we have video of it. How about it looks like we have a couple watching a movie at full volume on a plane. Let's play 195.
Charlie Kirk
Okay. That's outrageous. All right, you won me over.
Andrew Klavan
Oh, that. Yeah. Wait, you know what this is. So let me. I think we can pull it down. Oh, that's now so loud. Just staring back at him.
Tyler
It's fine.
Andrew Klavan
It's just hilarious. No, it's not fine. Don't worse out. So here's. Here's what this is. And actually, Apple has fixed this. So if you're a couple on a plane, because I've run into this with my wife, where one of us has to put one headphone in and the other puts the other headphone in so you can both watch the same thing as you're sitting next to each other on a flight. Now Apple lets you connect two different Bluetooth or Bluetooth headphone devices. It's a, it's a innovation that I appreciate. But here, here's so that, so that I kind of understand. But it's still. There's no excuse. But here's what I think. If you got like a 9010 issue that like 90% of normal Americans would agree that's extraordinarily rude to watch a phone on full volume in the plane while people are trying to sleep or have conversations or whatever. You should be able to regulate that. I have no problem with that.
Charlie Kirk
I agree.
Andrew Klavan
And here's the thing. If you're not going to do that, if they're free to do that and we don't pass law, then we should be free to approach that person. And if it gets violent to have no liability on us.
Charlie Kirk
No, I think as long as, as long as you can walk in public spaces, then I'm good.
Blake Masters
I like Lucas MP 47 who says riding the bus. I loved it when people had private phone conversations on speakerphone. I would chime in and make them very uncomfortable.
Tyler
No, I'm going to tell you, I listen, I get so annoyed because when I get on a plane, I like to sleep the entire time. I try to go to sleep before it takes off and wake up when it like literally is the plane's landing. That's the best way to fly because I just, I hate just sitting there amongst myself because I'm a pacer and I need to walk around and, and talk and do all that stuff. It is so annoying when people are loud in any kind of way. But what about people that smell there? I mean, I'm telling you, the smell issue is.
Charlie Kirk
That's worse.
Tyler
It's worse to me. Yeah, it's. I've been in this situation one time where literally this woman who probably hadn't bathed and it seemed like weeks sat down next to me with a cat that was like in a bag that was right next to me and they like, they were like literally sat her right next to me and I was like, I thought I was gonna die. It was like a four hour flight was there. It was the worst smell I've ever smelled in my entire life. And I don't even. You're stuck. It's like terrorism. It's, it's civic terrorism. Not unlike what we've Seen here in Maricopa County.
Blake Masters
So would you say the cat was out of the bag?
Tyler
It was. I couldn't tell if it was the cat or the woman or a combination of both, but I'm telling you, it was like pig pen. Like, you could almost see it in the air. And to me, that's just like. And that's the same conversation that they were talking about. People are overweight. They're splitting over, spilling over. We had the other ones with feet. People, like, putting their bare feet out. I discovered we have that video.
Blake Masters
Play the video. Can we do that as b roll? The person shaving their, like, feet. Calluses. Well.
Tyler
Oh, I saw one of those pictures. Oh, my.
Andrew Klavan
I'm sorry, but you're off the plane and you get. You get handcuffed when you. When we get to the next. Next destination, if we're over halfway Gitmo, like, that's. That's beyond the pale.
Tyler
That is.
Andrew Klavan
You have no. You have no common courtesy. Like, that person should be put on a no fly list.
Tyler
Well, I found out today that there are airlines that if you pull out those. Your bear dogs, they will kick you off. They'll permanently ban you from the airline.
Blake Masters
What are the airlines?
Tyler
Delta and Spirit and I actually hate.
Blake Masters
Delta will ban you for that.
Tyler
I can't believe it. I can't believe Spirit is.
Blake Masters
Spirit will ban for anything.
Tyler
Spirit, like, encourages you to fight with people. I'm surprised that they. They ban you for having your feet out.
Andrew Klavan
So, Charlie, Charlie, I want to. I want to check my, My, My thought process here with, you know, back with your, Your. Your libertarian leaning early days. I think that this is completely. This makes complete sense. Like, we are.
Blake Masters
We.
Andrew Klavan
We. We do not need to be afraid to use power when we have a overwhelmingly, like, positive 9010 issue. Yeah, maybe there's some, like, doctrinaire conservative ideas that we're maybe crossing the line here. But, like, this is just common courtesy. We talk about this like, you know, with bullying, how, like, you know, we argued back and forth whether or not bullying had some upsides because it's become such a feminized, like, weak culture. Like, I feel like this person needs to be bullied. This person, like, with the shaving their foot on the plane, obviously has had a lack of bullying in their life.
Charlie Kirk
Got it.
Blake Masters
Yeah.
Charlie Kirk
Point received. Thank you. Got it.
Blake Masters
The thing about bullying is if you. When you can bully someone in doing something you're able to do through sheer social sanction, you're able to do something through sheer social sanction instead of needing A law to do it. So it's less punitive than when you need the state to come in, swing the mail.
Tyler
Wait, you were just arguing with me? Blake, I put in the chat like.
Blake Masters
A few weeks ago.
Tyler
I said that part of the reason why society so screwed up is because we. We've like, we've targeted bullying.
Blake Masters
No, but people have like a bad, warped idea of what a bully is because they watch too many movies and they just watch bullet things where they think a bully is like a guy who would just stuff someone in a locker and then they decided that's based and we need more of it. No, no, we need. We need social punishment of genuinely bad behavior instead of what we have now, which is social punishment of actually like pro social behavior. Now, nowadays you mainly get bullied if you like, call the cops on someone who you. You would get bullied and like lose your job if you tried to argue against someone doing that. At least if they fell into one of, you know, 18 discrete protected categories on the lib hierarchy. By the way, while we're doing thought crimes related to airports, you know what we really need? A jihad against.
Tyler
What's that?
Blake Masters
People abusing the wheelchairs. Do you guys know about this? So a ton of, A ton of airports, A ton of airports will basically, if you're not mobile or not, you know, limited mobility, they'll basically, they'll provide you a wheelchair and they'll wheel you priority through security and you can get on your own plane early as like a priority.
Andrew Klavan
Okay, hold on.
Blake Masters
And people abuse the crap out of this. And I've totally do. Once you start, you see it everywhere. You will see people wheeled up to the security line. They'll pop up, limber as ever, scamper through and you'll see a film. You'll see three or four people. You'll see two generations of a family all in the freaking wheelchairs.
Andrew Klavan
No, and every dog you see on the airplane too is not like a service dog. It's just somebody who's like, I'm going to call it a service dog. And I got my service license or whatever you have to do. Certificate, certificate, certification. I can't stand that because I. It's all a con because everybody's too like, this is why I think we need to bring up, bring back bullying and like social policing and all the things because, like, there was a time and place where some a hole tried to bring their dog on a plane that like, you know, the guy would have looked over to the dog and been like, sorry, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna put up with that. Now listen, I like dogs as much the next guy, but like, it's just gotten out of hand. It's gotten out of hand. Like put the dog down in the, in the. Can't they do that? Like, they do that with horses. I know they ship horses like overseas and they have like a cargo bin for the horse. You can literally put a horse on like a 747. They have a place to put it if you're trying to ship your horse overseas. I think that's what we need to do with dogs most of the time. This whole thing where like your dog gets to like be where, you know, underneath the seat in front of you is crazy because some of these people bring in like Labradors. And I was on one plane where there was a rottweiler. Luckily it was not in my, my, my three seat row. It was like across the aisle. But there was a rottweiler down on the bottom of the seat. So that's my rant.
Tyler
Yeah, no, they have cracked down on that though. They've, they've really limited because they got like so, so crazy out of control with so many dogs now. You can only have like certain ones in a certain way. And they have to have like way more justification. They can't just have like whatever it was.
Andrew Klavan
What about on the subway? What about like public transit? Do you know this? I haven't taken a subway in long enough that I don't, I don't even know.
Tyler
I think it's like a free for all on a lot of these.
Blake Masters
So. Hold on, I was distracted.
Tyler
The subways and the trains that the big, the big issue isn't this. The subways, I think are more packed and I think they have more rules in the big cities. The real issue that most of our listeners probably have to encounter are the useless light rail that they've been putting in all these cities. Like, so they have trolleys and light rails that nobody uses except for homeless people.
Blake Masters
Oh, it was really great. They had one in Norfolk, Virginia where it was like only two stops and then it was originally free. And then they had. Some of the campaigners were like, you guys, please add a fee to ride this because otherwise, otherwise it was just 100%. It was just a roving homeless shelter.
Tyler
No, they just sit on the train and it just goes around the city all day long in most of the cities. And they're just hitting, they're just doing drugs like in the corner, peeing in the corner of the like, legit, like, just like, defecating a. Peeing on the trains. And of course, like, they have dogs and animals and, you know, there's all sorts of craziness happening, fights, people stealing stuff from people. So, no, nobody wants to ride it. So they spend literally, like, tens of millions of dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars installing these things on all the cities. It's such a farce. And nobody actually manages it. It's not managed because nobody rides it and nobody cares.
Andrew Klavan
All right, Eric. 1986 says we used to have dogs in baggage under the plane. Thank you, Eric. 1986. That's what I thought.
Blake Masters
That's. I remember that. Anyway, yeah, movies and stuff. Before we forget it, we have a special question for Charlie. If he has any inside information. Ron donated $10 nest. When do you think Brent Bozell will be confirmed by the Senate? So Kari Lake can finally be confirmed as director of Voice of America? I don't know if we have any inside lore on that. I definitely know Democrats have decided two months. Two months. All right, that's not so bad. But Democrats are definitely going, max. My guess, clogging of everything. So it's.
Tyler
What. What's the. What. What do you think the. The passage rate's going to be now from this. This after Cash, Charlie, do you think most are going to fly through or who do you think is the next big battle?
Charlie Kirk
I think so. I think there will be a fight for some of these undersecretaries in the Department of Defense. I don't think it'll be a big fight, but I think that even though they got Hegset and there are some people that are against the neoconservative dogma, that might be a fight. There's been some rumbling about people like Bridge Colby, who's amazing, by the way, and some of those other ones so that. Keep an eye on that. That have very important jobs in the Department of Defense. And then Cash should be the really big one, the last big one. And I think he's gonna. I think he's gonna sail through. But Tulsi and Bobby were the big, big, big ones. Tulsi, Bobby, Hegseth were the true change makers.
Tyler
It's incredible.
Andrew Klavan
Charlie, hold on. What do you. What do you think the proper solution is for public transit? So I think you agree on the plane, but what do you think about public transit and headphone listening dogs, all the different ways people can game it?
Charlie Kirk
I'm with. I'm with the French on this. I think they're right.
Andrew Klavan
Wow. So if anybody has any doubts that Charlie is no longer libertarian leaning from like 2018, like, yeah, but it's not a libertarian.
Charlie Kirk
It affects other people. Yeah, it's you shall. It's the non aggression principle, which is you can do whatever you want to do as long as it doesn't harm somebody else. So definitionally, if you're listening to a movie on a plane, you're harming somebody else. No one's saying you can't listen to the movie. You just have to do it in a way that doesn't impact the livelihood or the journey in that case of the people around you. Passengers.
Andrew Klavan
Fair enough.
Tyler
Well, and the true libertarian viewpoint here is like, again, you know, get. Create institutions that are where you don't have to be crammed on top of each other. And this is also a reminder with like airports and airplanes is that airplanes used to be a lot more spacious. Like the, the advent of, you know, the, the consolidation of all the airlines, I believe has led to more cramped, less luxurious travel. Travel. Like, I wish I would have lived in a time period when travel was, was luxurious, when it was like you dressed up.
Blake Masters
I think travel is still luxurious if you are like a rich person who pays a lot of money to do it.
Tyler
No, you cannot look at an airline today like a plane and see, like, there's no one that dresses up intentionally for the flight. And this is the other thing.
Blake Masters
Well, this goes back to the tattoo thing. People just don't dress up in general like you used to dress up to go outside a lot of the time. You know, you look at a clip of men out in the street in 1925 and they will be much better dressed than today. Oh, yeah.
Tyler
But people like you was. It was like a thing to be seen. It was like such a, it was such a place. And then the airlines treated you so much better too. I mean, think about all of the stewardesses. Like, it was like an entire cultural revolution that happened in America. And they've got like, they've gone so far away from that that I think just the lower quality of, of our airlines and the consolidation and making money.
Charlie Kirk
You know what's an interesting thing, I can't remember if we did a thought crime on this or not, but typically and traditionally, the dogma is that mass deregulation raises the quality airlines is the opposite. Actually. Ted Kennedy led a mass deregulation crusade of the airlines in the 1980s, and it resulted in worse air travel, more delays, a worse experience, and not even better prices. That's the thing, is that there was Kind of an advent of cheaper airfare. And now that window has closed through mass consolidation and mass regulation. And look, that's probably Pan Am, which my grandfather actually helped run Pan Am way back in the day. And that, look, I mean, that. That was before Teddy Kennedy decided to just. Just wreck it all. And if you ask anybody over the age of 60, do they look fondly back on how airfare used to be? I mean, just airlines used to be. I mean, they'll. It's like they're talking about Narnia.
Blake Masters
Sorry, sorry, Charlie, I'm. I'm going to call you on this one. They actually did get cheaper.
Tyler
No, but what Charlie says the prices have come back up because of consolidation.
Blake Masters
Well, prices, I mean, they go up and down. And also, like, gas has gotten more expensive, of course, so.
Charlie Kirk
No, this is a good point, Blake. So let me ask. Let me ask somebody a question here. So would you rather pay, let's just say, 700 bucks for a ticket for that experience or 300 bucks for the current experience?
Blake Masters
300. Legitimate.
Charlie Kirk
From LA to New York. 7. I would pay a thousand bucks to not have some cat on me.
Blake Masters
Yeah, but how much do you make in a year, Charlie?
Tyler
Foot scrapings.
Charlie Kirk
Of course I have the money, but your. Your money. I also won't. I don't spend money on stupid stuff. So I'm just saying, even in early days of the career, I would put money towards. Look at this. That's Blake.
Tyler
Caroline.
Charlie Kirk
That's very supportive of this.
Tyler
That's out of control. That is Blake. That's actually alive. That's a lot. That was a video. Blake on his way back from the.
Blake Masters
Inauguration is that we provided like prosperity to all. Not to an ennobled few, not to an elite few. We are the country of. We are the country of the Model T. We are the country. The washing machine.
Tyler
Blake, Time out.
Charlie Kirk
Blake is owned by Spirit Airlines, confirmed.
Tyler
No, but Charlie's point is really good because the consolidation, the monopolization that came through deregulation, and this is the same with the big banks, has created an inferior product. When you have more airlines, you can have Blake's option, like a lot more Spirits, and you can have a lot more Pan Ams. The truth is, and we don't have. Now we have all the same airlines.
Blake Masters
We're going to show for this because we're going to make it happen. Number one thing that's made air travel worse is not airline deregulation, it's the tsa. That. That is by far the worst part of flying is you have to get in your cattle car line to go through security.
Charlie Kirk
I disagree.
Blake Masters
And I mean, it's all metal part.
Andrew Klavan
That sucks.
Tyler
I think I'm being targeted. I think I'm being targeted by the government. Every time I go through this, the body scanner says I have something, I'm carrying something in my crotch region.
Blake Masters
Stop doing that.
Tyler
I'm not. I'm never doing it. And they have to pat me down literally with the back of their hand on my back. Where you're like, every time.
Blake Masters
No, I think I say there's a huge mess.
Tyler
Charlie's around that region, but he knows I'm being, like, picked out and bullied by the government. I'm not telling you.
Charlie Kirk
Every time I get on. He's been on the Tulsi Gabbard list.
Andrew Klavan
For a while, so. Hold on. The. The safe skies list. Hey, put up B roll 21 2, 1 1. Okay, like this. I think that's not the point.
Charlie Kirk
Not what we're talking about, but yes.
Andrew Klavan
No, but, Blake, you're wrong. It is not that TSA has made it less luxurious or worse. We've done this to ourselves. And this. This. This is a little fashion evolution, I think is. Is key. Like, we used to have some standards. People used to. And now you go on airlines, and it's like you're sitting next to somebody in their frickin PJs, watching a phone with the speaker on, no headphones, and they smell, and they got wheeled in on a wheelchair that they didn't need. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. Like, the whole experience is ridiculous.
Blake Masters
The trash food sucks.
Tyler
The food sucks.
Charlie Kirk
An expired Diet Coke, and you get coffee that is indistinguishable from jet fuel. And you might get peanuts. And like, my favorite. I mean, again, I just don't feel right. I have millions of miles of flying. Right? Million Mile Club in America. Two million miles of America. Million with United, million with Delta. And I always loved when I was flying American, where they would act as if. Mr. Kirk, thank you so much for being concierge key and for being a 2 million mile flyer. Would you like a cheese tray?
Tyler
Yeah.
Charlie Kirk
Yes. Thank you very much. Appreciate. And I actually would cherish the cheese tray, yes. Because in this sea of scum, I would have. Do you save the slice of cheddar cheese?
Blake Masters
You have the tray in your home, like, still saver.
Charlie Kirk
Savor, not save. Saver. And then I would get my jet fuel coffee. My jet fuel coffee. And I just. I thought that was the greatest thing ever. And then I look at this Pan Am experience and we've been propagandized to believe. I mean, look at this. No, it's like prison thought that this was a bad part of America.
Tyler
No, Charlie's right. It's like prison food. You're like a prisoner.
Blake Masters
When I was.
Tyler
The crazier part that we have even touched on, they can keep you trapped in that plane for like seven hours or something. Like, if I bit one time, it was totally one time.
Andrew Klavan
Some light goes on in the bathroom and you can't get off the. Don't even give me.
Tyler
I was on one flight one time. It's only happened to me one time where they had no food on the plane and something happened. We got stuck on the tarmac for like legit seven at like, it was, it was like a seven hour situation.
Charlie Kirk
Trump's got to change that regulation. It's not an act of Congress. They, they should do maximum to three hour waits. Then you got to go back to the gate.
Tyler
But to your point, Charlie, like real food, it's like, it's like a prison. Like if you're stuck on a plane even for four or five hours and they're serving you like that dog food that they serve you now, it is terrible. It is terrible. And that, and the other thing is, this is a real thought crimey thing that we really haven't gotten to. If you travel in foreign countries, they still take pride in the people that they hire.
Blake Masters
Like, there's in the people that. You're just saying that in other countries they hire hot chicks. They do all the flight attendants. They hide and then we have like, you know, battle.
Charlie Kirk
That was the old Pan Am way.
Tyler
That was the old way.
Blake Masters
No, I like that. I'm okay with that. We can use DEI to re. Engine getting rid of dei.
Charlie Kirk
By the way, the, the average, the average, the average flight attendant could be in Lord of the Rings.
Tyler
Yes. The average flight attendant is, is definitely on the, on that, on that Peter Jackson looks Gandalf. Some of them are Gandalfy. Some of them are very Gandoffy. Long beards are hating on their women.
Blake Masters
But like I said, America is the country.
Andrew Klavan
Some of these hobbits are still fixing their feet in the, in the, in the aisle. Yeah. They're like, no.
Charlie Kirk
Okay, so, so here's my, here's my, here's my advice of how we fix air travel. It's very simple and everyone loves it. You charge 25% more and you get rid of middle seats and you make the whole cabin first class.
Tyler
Yes. A whole, A whole first class work.
Charlie Kirk
Yes, but that's jsx and it works really well. And JSX is very profitable and they sell out. And it's all regional out here west, if you know what jsx, it's amazing. You can fly from Scottsdale to Vegas or Scottsdale to LA. And yeah, you'd have to charge like 33% more. I think there's a huge market for that. And then, by the way, if you want to go be treated like a piece of cattle to go fly from Phoenix to Tampa via Condios, fine, great. You can take the bus. That's what it's become. It's a bus. And it's an insult because you fly on these other European airlines or, you know, fly ll and all of a sudden they have, like, pride and they love their airline. It's like a representation. Just think about it. Think about if you're from Europe or the Middle east and you're flying something called American Airlines. American Airlines so has the name of our country, by the way. You fly. You fly the Emirates, you fly Turkish Airlines, you fly, you know, Qatar Airways, you. They have, like, pride in their nation and they're all flying thin and they're cut and they know what's going on and they love their country and they're a representation. And you fly American Airlines and it is the sloppiest, slovenly. Nobody cares. The flight attendants won't even look you in the eye. It's like they're annoyed that you're there. I think it's a bad representation of the country.
Tyler
It totally is. And in general, too. And if you've been to the airport in Qatar or Dubai.
Charlie Kirk
Doha.
Tyler
In Doha. Yeah. Doha.
Blake Masters
I'm wondering about Charlie's math here, because he was saying you can get JSX for 30% more. I'm looking, I'm looking it up right now. Scottsdale to Dallas. JSX, $360. I can get a flight. I could go up to Phoenix sky harbor and I could fly round trip to Dallas and back. $55.
Tyler
55. 55.
Blake Masters
I'm sorry. I don't care if the experience sucks. Frontier, Spirit. But what. I don't.
Charlie Kirk
Airline.
Blake Masters
Frontier and spirit. 55.
Charlie Kirk
Well, hold on. That's not an airline. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's. That's Amtrak in the air. No, no. You don't think it's a flying spirit? You might leave that week, Charlie, if you're.
Blake Masters
You don't think it's amazing that I can get into an aluminum tube accelerate it to 700 miles an hour or whatever. They go 500 miles an hour and go to Dallas and do it all again to come back for $55.
Tyler
You're dodging Charlie's argument. No, Charlie's argument.
Blake Masters
This is what the right brothers died is about.
Tyler
American Airlines.
Charlie Kirk
This the Blake doesn't understand. No. Spirit Airlines charges you for more than one bag, so you only get one carry. On. The second one is another 50 bucks. If you have a carry bag, it's 100 bucks.
Andrew Klavan
They charge you for water.
Charlie Kirk
Okay, so no.
Andrew Klavan
So.
Charlie Kirk
So how many cameras do you. They charge you for water?
Tyler
I think they charge you for a backpack.
Charlie Kirk
You get it.
Tyler
You can't even bring in, like, how many toilet paper.
Andrew Klavan
You can't spare a square. No, they. They charge you for everything.
Charlie Kirk
And by the way, the clientele of Spirit Airlines is middle class.
Tyler
I was. I was straight up molested on Spirit Airlines.
Charlie Kirk
No.
Tyler
In my first. I'm telling you, I woke.
Blake Masters
I actually think every movie.
Tyler
This is back in the early days of Turning Point. We would almost. Charlie remembers this. We would book everybody on Spirit. We were cost saving all the time until we realized how unsafe it was probably on that flight. I got on this flight. It was like a midnight flight to Chicago, and I got on this flight. I'm in middle seat. This woman sits down next to me, who's drunker than any drunk person I've ever seen on an airline. She should not have been flying. They should not have let her on the plane. Somehow gets on the plane. I'm in a jacket because you can't check anything, right? Because it's Spirit. So I'm literally wearing a winter coat to Chicago. I wake up, and this woman has her arms wrapped around me and cuddling me the entire place.
Blake Masters
And now you're married.
Tyler
I was married at the time. I woke up, and I had to push her off me. This was like Spirit. She's like, hi. She's all. This is the type of ride that you have to selectively choose on Spirit. Charlie's point about American Airlines is that there's a representation issue that we have here, and it's not just American. It's all the big airlines, and we have no standards whatsoever. And you go from riding, you know, the beautiful airport in Qatar and Doha, that's literally like, backlit marble counters when they check your passport to America, and it's like, literally, they, like, give you the bird when you walk on and, like, put out a cigarette.
Blake Masters
That is like, nothing.
Charlie Kirk
Why are you here?
Blake Masters
The airports of America are still just as greasy. Even if you're flying first class. Like, no, still pretty good.
Andrew Klavan
But you're not stuck in one place seated the whole time. I, I listen. I have not heard an idea like this much in a long time. We need to make American air travel great again. All right? None of it, like, yes, there's got to be frame this whole industry in. And by the way, the amount of flights that I've flown in the last year that have been delayed because of mechanical failure or because of some light went on, and they got to process the paperwork and they got to bring so and so in from this other outside hangar, and then it's like two and a half hours later, you're sitting there waiting for the flight to take off, and you don't even know if it's going to take off. And you're like, wrestling with, do I try and book on another airline or. I'm sick of this. Some. We got to have some standards here. And Charlie's absolutely right. This needs to be remedied. I think Trump will get behind this. Charlie, I think Trump would totally agree with all of these. I hope so, too, because I think he gets it.
Blake Masters
He's.
Andrew Klavan
He's the guy who's like, saying our airports need to be a better representation.
Charlie Kirk
He owned. He had Trump Air for a while. He literally had Trump Air.
Andrew Klavan
But to your point, I mean, the most recent foreign flight I think I took, it was on Korean Air, and these women were, like, on top of it. They were making sure you had everything you needed when you needed it. I mean, it was a little bit robotic, but it was impressive. And American Airlines or Delta or whatever's flying abroad. We need to be better representations of the American culture.
Tyler
Well, that's the problem, too, is everyone already, like, everyone internationally already thinks we're slobs and disgusting. And then they fly.
Andrew Klavan
We have to.
Tyler
We have United or American, and then they're like, oh, yeah, this is exactly what I expect. And I always feel that way, too. I'm always kind of embarrassed when I, like, get to an American airport after international travel, because I'm like, if I showed up here, if I spent all that money to come to, like, California in my head, and like, I show up to lax, which is literally a third world country. It's like, it's basically like going to.
Charlie Kirk
It's a disgusting thing.
Tyler
Oh, yeah, it's char. I. I'll never forget one of the funniest moments of my life was Charlie Kirk at lax. We got, we had like, a crazy Uber situation. And it was like, we got, like, hijacked at Uber. It was like, crazy. But it's like a third world country. I. I'm embarrassed that, like, we have these awful airlines. They. We show up, the airports are awful.
Blake Masters
It's a.
Tyler
It's horribly run. And then you step outside, like in California, for example, and, like, that's their first impression of America is like the ghetto of California, which is disgusting. And it's just, we have to fix all of it. And a lot of countries work really hard where it's like, your first impression is at the airport, it's on the plane, it's stepping outside of the airport. And if we don't fix that, I mean, it's not going to help. So, like, why not now? You know, this whole renaissance on architecture, why not also focus on air travel?
Andrew Klavan
Well, we have to demand change when we have power. And I'm just saying vibe ships, vibe shift starts with us. I'll never forget Charlie, you remember when Tucker did this when he went to Hungary and he was like, the architecture was so beautiful. And that started this, this, like, I would say, kind of renaissance within conservative intellectual circles, saying, yeah, you know what? You're right. We need to get our architecture game back on. And I think. I think this is going to filter through where we demand excellence out of our own countrymen and our own industries again. I think it's a good thing. It's a positive conversation. I endorse.
Charlie Kirk
All right, we got about 10 minutes here. Do you want to, Blake, tell us why America's super healthy?
Blake Masters
Oh. What we are going to do is I think our fun conversation could be. So RFK Jr got through today. He is now HHS secretary. So I thought we could discuss what should our actual top priorities be for making America healthy again? Because I thought that could spark a good debate because I'm always in disagreement with everyone about what our health issues are. And to commemorate RFK getting confirmed, you maybe have seen me waving this Hiroshima carp mug around. I brought in over the holidays, the 7up company. Whoever makes them, I think they're made by Dr. Pepper. Anyway, they made a Shirley Temple flavored 7up variety. And there is no way that this soda is going to be legal under RFK's regime, because I think, like, the second most common ingredient it is red 40. So I'm going to crack this one open to celebrate it. It stains everything. I put it in red 40s in that red something. Let me see.
Tyler
I just bought that. I just bought that this last week. For the super bowl for my kids.
Blake Masters
Red 40, red 40s all over this. It's going to stain the crap out of this mug. It's great.
Tyler
I got it strong.
Andrew Klavan
I mean, you're basically like, how is this different than you being, like, a crackhead being, like, bragging about. I mean, it's. You're putting poison into your body. Okay. I guess you're for, like, legalizing all drugs for kids.
Blake Masters
It's great stuff. It's very delicious. I recommend it.
Tyler
No red. I was pulling up all the red 40. If. And this is the thing. So RFK has to. This is the. This is the scalp that RFK has to get in the first month in order to be successful. Is Red 40. I really believe that if he. If he knocks out red 40, do that at. What?
Andrew Klavan
Hold on. Didn't we already do something with Red 40?
Tyler
I don't think it's that. No, I think we just talked about it.
Charlie Kirk
Something.
Andrew Klavan
But, yeah, at the end of Biden's term, he tried to, like, take it.
Blake Masters
Oh, so wait, now we have to protect Red 40 because that's mag.
Tyler
It's not. He's drinking it right now. Like. Like, literally. He wouldn't just got that seven up and he's. He's literally drinking it. It's red 40 still around.
Blake Masters
Yeah. Red 40s all over this one.
Tyler
But it. Red 40. Asthma, allergies, cancer, brain damage, attention deficit hyperactivity. It's all been linked. It's like, Red 40 is probably the base.
Blake Masters
Allegedly.
Tyler
But if RFK actually gets this thing done and gets okay, so.
Charlie Kirk
So. No, I agree, Tyler. So, Blake, why don't you uninterruptedly tell us why America is so sick, so lethargic, so suicidal, so overweight, so anxious, so depressed. You don't think it's any of the Maha stuff? So the burden is on you because the data is objective. All those things are happening. Why?
Blake Masters
Honestly, if you. If I had to guess, if you were to say, pick one big thing that's, like, driving huge across the board, declines in health outcomes. If I had to guess, I think it would turn out to be plastics. I think my. Like, plastics, but it's. It's not really. It's not nearly as trendy to worry about plastics.
Charlie Kirk
No, that's. Worry about.
Blake Masters
No, but, like, the thing about it is, like, Maha is way more obsessed with, like, the vaccines, with, like, the secret cheat codes in the food and all of that. And I actually think, like, the boring answer is the fact that plastic is totally omnipresent. And everything way more. It's almost a despair inducing because what are you going to do? Are we going to get rid of plastic? Probably not. We use it for everything. And when you look at plastics, like plastics leach into everything, microplastics get into your bloodstream. And we don't know exactly what it does, but we do know that there is some impact of plastics in your blood on like certain hormonal processes. So, like, over time, it's screwing up some of our hormones. And the effects of plastic stuff are epigenetic. They actually basically alter your gene expression in your body. And that can stack one generation after another. So you get 10% messed up by the plastics. That 10% is inherited by your kids, who get another 10%. And that could easily explain why so many things we see are accelerating, like they're continuing over time. Like, the reason I would always criticize.
Charlie Kirk
People who say, I mean, I totally agree.
Blake Masters
Like, a lot of the stuff that people blame on, like causing autism, for example, it doesn't necessarily make sense because it should be like a light switch where we did this and then it doubled overnight. Whereas stuff like allergies, stuff like autism, it's that it's just going up every single year on a pretty linear basis. And, and for something like that to be happening, I think you need some sort of constant environmental factor that's like shoving itself in. And so it's probably not like seed oils where it's just a constant thing or, or, you know, this or that shot that people have decided is to blame. So I think it's pretty interesting. Like, I think the best use of RFK is if we were to just go all out on, let's fund as much study of this as we possibly can. Let's produce as much science as we possibly can, as opposed to what I think a lot of people are tempted to do where they basically want to impulsively ban certain things or, you know, people want money for this or that thing. Like, there are people who are going to want to use MAHA to just mean you can use Medicare or Medicaid to pay for like homeopathic medicine. And I think that would be a mistake. I don't think we should use taxpayer dollars to buy flavored water for people, but it could happen.
Charlie Kirk
I am, I am a big homeopathy, but I think you should pay for it yourself. I'm a believer that there's a lot more in the natural world that could help you than drugs. But Blake, one of the guiding principles of MAHA is that there is an Invisible environmental toxin that is doing something. We don't quite know what. So you're kind of in the thesis, then, with the plastic thing. I'm surprised you're. You're kind of within the. Within the. The genre that there is an invisible. An invisible force that is doing something to us. We don't quite know what, but we have to figure out what that is. That. That is kind of the core premise of Maha.
Blake Masters
Yeah, I think I'm not 100% alien to it. There's, you know, there's kind of. What I always worry about is there's. There's a line that is attributed to G.K. chesterton. He didn't literally say it, but we'll get behind it where it's like, an atheist isn't someone who believes in nothing. It's a person who believes in anything. Like, once you become an atheist, you'll just believe in anything. And I worry that that is something that can happen with the health stuff in general. It's like Covid happened. It was really disgraceful. All the health experts acquitted themselves very badly for the most part. And some people have reacted to that by going, they lied to us about that. So they're lying about everything. And I don't trust the doctors. The only person I can trust is, you know, this. This, like, weird guy I found on the Internet and all of that. And I would encourage people to be more skeptical of that than they often are because I think it can lead to unfortunate outcomes. But I do think it's very real. People are right to look at the way things are and say, this, this isn't normal. Like kids, they actually are not way less active today than they were 20 years ago, yet they are fatter than they were 20 years ago. They are more depressed than they were 20 years ago. They are exhibiting weird medical problems. We were looking at that article just today that the rate of kind of precocious cancers, people getting cancer under 50 years old, went way, way up between 1990 and 2019. And if you're looking, what's the obvious change that happens between 1990 and 2019? I'm not sure there is one. And people are just are freaking out about it. And I think they're right to do that. But I think the correct focus should be increase our level of knowledge as much as possible, as opposed to playing whack a mole where we decide, oh, actually, like, red 40 is the thing that's going to kill all of us, so ban it immediately. I mean, if they want to. I'm sure they will, but I don't think it's that good. It's gonna be the kill shot that makes us all healthy.
Charlie Kirk
I gotta dash. Everybody. Rumble. Cloud, check it out right now. Thank you guys. Wonderful episode. One of the best ones we've had in recent memory. Till next week, keep on committing thought crimes. Talk to you soon. Thanks so much for listening, everybody. Email us. As always, freedom. Charliekirk.com thanks so much for listening and God bless.
Blake Masters
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Podcast Summary: The Charlie Kirk Show - THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 73
Release Date: February 15, 2025
Introduction: Thought Crime Saturday
In the latest episode of The Charlie Kirk Show, host Charlie Kirk delves into a series of provocative topics under the banner of "Thought Crime Saturday." Joined by guests Blake Masters, Andrew Klavan, and Tyler, the discussion navigates through celebrity culture, media interpretations, public etiquette, and pressing health concerns. The episode promises a blend of cultural critique and strategic insights, all from an unapologetically conservative viewpoint.
1. Pete Davidson's Transformation and Cultural Shifts
Timestamp: 00:30 - 07:06
The episode kicks off with an examination of comedian Pete Davidson's drastic decision to remove his extensive tattoos shortly after the Trump administration began. Blake Masters introduces Davidson's actions, highlighting the financial and physical commitment involved in tattoo removal:
Blake Masters [02:28]: "He spent about $250,000 to systematically burn off his tattoos."
Andrew Klavan provides context to Davidson's personal struggles, referencing his father's death in the 9/11 attacks and how it influenced his rebellious lifestyle:
Andrew Klavan [04:33]: "Pete Davidson's... the most surprising person that you would see reform his life in such a way."
The conversation transitions into a broader discussion about the evolving attitudes toward tattoos within the MAGA and conservative movements, noting a generational shift from millennial edginess to Gen Z's more traditionalist views.
2. Analyzing Homoeroticism in The Lord of the Rings and Other Films
Timestamp: 12:03 - 19:09
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to debating whether iconic films like The Lord of the Rings, Top Gun, and others carry homoerotic undertones. Tyler challenges traditional interpretations, suggesting that Peter Jackson's rendition of the Fellowship contains subtle cues:
Tyler [15:05]: "Gandalf is gay... That's his Thailand."
Charlie Kirk responds by defending the film's portrayal of brotherly love, expressing disappointment over Tyler's influence:
Charlie Kirk [13:42]: "I always used to look at it as, you know, brotherly love... it half ruined the movie."
Andrew Klavan references historical relationships, such as Abraham Lincoln's close friendship with Joshua Fry Speed, to parallel modern interpretations:
Andrew Klavan [17:27]: "This reminds me of what happened with Abraham Lincoln..."
The guests collectively explore how contemporary lenses might alter the perception of classic films, debating the implications of labeling entire genres or franchises as "gay."
3. Public Transit Etiquette and Government Regulation
Timestamp: 29:22 - 40:21
Shifting focus to everyday public interactions, the trio discusses France's recent bill to ban "repeat incivilities" on public transport. Blake Masters outlines the proposed regulations, which target behaviors like playing loud music, using speakerphones, and other public nuisances:
Blake Masters [29:22]: "France is cracking down on annoying behavior on the train."
Andrew Klavan advocates for using government power to enforce common courtesy, arguing that certain disruptive behaviors justify regulatory intervention:
Andrew Klavan [32:23]: "Modern conservatives... are in favor of using government power when it suits the common good."
Charlie Kirk counters by highlighting personal liberties, questioning where the line should be drawn between individual actions and public impact:
Charlie Kirk [32:57]: "If you're walking on a sidewalk... should that be regulated?"
The discussion emphasizes the balance between maintaining public order and preserving individual freedoms, with Andrew and Blake leaning towards supporting regulatory measures in enclosed spaces like public transport.
4. Critique of Air Travel and Recommendations for Improvement
Timestamp: 43:31 - 64:42
Air travel becomes a central theme as the hosts express dissatisfaction with current airline standards. Charlie Kirk criticizes the deregulation of the airline industry, attributing it to poorer service, increased delays, and an overall decline in the passenger experience:
Charlie Kirk [50:03]: "Ted Kennedy led a mass deregulation crusade of the airlines in the 1980s, and it resulted in worse air travel..."
Blake Masters and Tyler share personal anecdotes of unpleasant flights, including issues with seat arrangements, in-flight behavior, and overall discomfort:
Tyler [55:34]: "I woke up, and this woman has her arms wrapped around me and cuddling me the entire place."
Andrew Klavan suggests a shift towards premium services, proposing that airlines charge more for enhanced experiences akin to first-class travel, thereby improving overall standards:
Andrew Klavan [56:07]: "We need to make American air travel great again... we charge 25% more and you get rid of middle seats."
The conversation underscores a desire for higher quality air travel and better customer service, critiquing current low-cost airlines and advocating for regulatory or market-driven solutions to restore excellence.
5. Health Concerns: Red 40 and Plastic Pollution
Timestamp: 64:47 - 72:55
The discussion veers into health-related issues, focusing on the potential dangers of Red 40 food coloring and pervasive plastic pollution. Blake Masters argues that environmental toxins like microplastics have long-term epigenetic effects, altering gene expression across generations:
Blake Masters [67:06]: "Plastics leach into everything, microplastics get into your bloodstream... It can stack one generation after another."
Charlie Kirk aligns with the concern over invisible environmental toxins, emphasizing the need for comprehensive scientific research to understand and address these issues:
Charlie Kirk [70:54]: "Char, I think we should pay for it yourself... There is an Invisible environmental toxin that is doing something."
The guests debate regulatory approaches, with Blake advocating for increased funding for scientific studies rather than impulsive bans, highlighting the complexity of addressing environmental health threats without overstepping governmental boundaries.
6. Concluding Thoughts and Call to Action
Timestamp: 73:12 - End
As the episode wraps up, Charlie Kirk reiterates the importance of addressing the discussed "thought crimes" and encourages listeners to engage with the show’s platform for more insights:
Charlie Kirk [73:12]: "Keep on committing thought crimes. Talk to you soon. Thanks so much for listening, everybody."
Blake Masters briefly touches on the confirmation of RFK Jr. as HHS Secretary, hinting at future discussions on health policy reforms.
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Conclusion
In THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 73, The Charlie Kirk Show presents a robust discussion on cultural shifts, media interpretations, public behavior, and health concerns. Through spirited exchanges, the hosts and guests challenge prevailing narratives, advocate for regulatory measures in public spaces, critique the state of air travel, and spotlight environmental health issues. The episode underscores the ongoing cultural battles and the push for reclaiming traditional values amidst modern societal changes.