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Well, they're back this time about a picture of seashells on a North Carolina beach a year ago. And this won't be the end of it. But nothing has changed with me. I'm still innocent. I'm still not afraid. And I still believe in the independent federal judiciary. So let's go. All right. You see and hear a man? I see and hear a metaphor for why the midterms were just handed to the Democrats. And maybe an epic fashion. The only thing James Comey needed to say that he didn't hear is one, what did he mean with 8,000, 647? Just to dismiss the absurdity. And second, thank you. Thank you for making me relevant in a way I never deserved to be. Thank you for making me a millionaire. Thank you for making me something of a martyr. Thank you for making me the next Don Lemon. Thank you. That's the only thing that was missing because, boy, what a gift the President just gave James Comey and the Democrats and in many ways, you. Because this is a new low. And look, my personal take. I don't like what James Comey did during the investigative phase against Donald Trump or what he did with Hillary Clinton. I really believe Jim Comey helped Clinton lose. Okay, a lot. But here we are. And this indictment is stupider than the first one. And it makes the case that MAGA is done. It has been abandoned by this President. And that's what the Jimmy Kimmel situation means. Also, one of the little slices of. Of high ground that MAGA could cling to was, boy, the left just cancels whatever they don't want to hear, and they don't let any voices in that they don't agree with. And they really are about censorship. Not anymore. Now it's you. Now you are silent, which is deafening, as the President of the United States obviously uses the levers of government to. To punish 20,000 employees because he doesn't like one of them at ABC, because he didn't like Jimmy Kimmel's joke. And of course, our first lady Melania is here. Look at Melania, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. He just handed the midterms over. He handed it over. Why? You're not about what you said you were about. You're doing it in clumsy ways that nobody wants to have to own. And you are obviously desperate to distract us from what was supposed to matter most. The war we all signed up for. Who's gonna fix America first? I'm Chris Cuomo. Welcome to the Chris Cuomo Project. It's over. If you see this for what it is and you use it for what it can be, it is over. And I gotta tell you, Todd Blanch, smart guy, doing what Trump wants, but probably ruining his future in the process. You can't be taken seriously seriously standing next to this. You know that. You're a smart guy. I've interviewed you. You're the real deal. But now that makes this even more obvious and ugly. He wrote 8, 6, 4, 7 and seashells. And you think that deserves a federal indictment? Really? You see a crime in that? Really? But you don't see it when righty asshole Jack Posobich or whatever his name is, did the same thing about Biden that was different. 2022, someone well known in right wing circles, Jack poskobie, posted on x86 46. He did not take it down. He did not apologize. Mr. Comey has done both of those things. The Biden Justice Department never prosecuted him. By the standard of that grand jury, Jack Poskobie should face charges as well. Will the Justice Department pursue that case? Because they sound very similar. That's just completely not true. That's not how a grand jury does its work. They don't just look at a single image and then say, ok, yes, we'll indict, or ok, no, we won't indict. They do an investigation. The mere fact that there's a similar photo posted or a similar statement made, that's true. Every day there's comments made about President Trump, threats made against President Trump. Every one of those are not indicted. It depends on the facts of every case. Saul Wachtler, the famous and then infamous New York City Court of New York Court of Appeals justice coined the phrase, a prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich with a grand jury if he wants to. And this is why he said it. This pathetic approach to what's supposed to be law and order. And you made Comey a hero and he doesn't deserve it. And you made Jimmy Kimmel a hero, and he doesn't deserve it. And you're doing it on purpose to distract us. Not only are you the opposite of what you promised to be here, which was no more lawfare, it is wrong to prosecute your political opponents, and it's even more wrong when you use the levers of government to manufacture it. Remember all that? Remember how pissed off you were about them prosecuting Trump for things he did, but things that weren't worth the prosecutorial effort, that weren't a great call of prosecutorial discretion. Remember how pissed off you were? Never again. Never again. This is worse than anything that was done to Trump and you know it. Because that's what Trump does, is he goes too far. Because all he is is in the business of getting the reaction. He's not a change maker. He doesn't really have an agenda. He just has personal motivation of self aggrandizement. He divides on purpose, for effect. Oh, well, that's just your opinion. It's actually not my opinion. It's Bill O'Reilly's. He said it to me on News Nation. Trump does use divisive rhetoric. It's part of his. It's part of his presentation. It gets him attention. It worked in 16. I know, all right, but you did. You let Vance off on it. And Vance said, oh, he does it. But I would have brought in two examples of divisive rhetoric and said not to try to gotcha, but to see if Vance has perspective on it. So there it is. In his lust and haste to take a shot at me about my interview, he gave it all away. He gave it all away. The MAGA folk know that Trump divides on purpose for effect, which makes it even worse to me than if he were a real one, a real bigot, a real prejudice divider, Demagogue, asshole. Because then at least it's authentic. Like, this is who he is. This is what he is. He's just doing it because it works. But it doesn't work anymore. Doesn't work with Comey. Works for Comey. Doesn't work with Kimmel. Works for Kimmel. And look, they may get rid of him, but they'll make him bigger and more than ever before. Just like with Don Lemon. Just like with all these bullshit malicious prosecutions. It's as simple as that. Support for the Chris Cuomo project comes from quints. Let me tell you something. Having stylish garments that are priced right and quality made, that's the sweet spot. And that is quince. High quality, everyday essentials. Premium materials like what 100% European linen. You know, the good cotton, the good textiles. Why they last, they last. They're not trash. They're well made. 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