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John Podhoretz (0:00)
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Seth Mandel (0:33)
Hope for the best, expect the worst Some preach and pain Some die of thirst the way of knowing which way.
John Podhoretz (0:46)
It'S going Hope for the best, expect.
Seth Mandel (0:50)
The worst welcome to the Commentary Magazine Daily Podcast. Today is Friday, May 30, 2025. I am John Pottaw, the editor of Commentary magazine. With me, as always, Senior Editor Seth Mandel. Hi Seth.
Christine Rosen (1:07)
Hi John.
Seth Mandel (1:08)
And our Social Commentary columnist Christine Rosen. Hi Christine.
John Podhoretz (1:11)
Hi John.
Seth Mandel (1:12)
Okay, I'm just going to read to you. One of my favorite weekly moments, particularly on a Friday, is the release of Nellie Bowles's newsletter at the Free Press, one of the more delightful forms of political commentary in America, tgif. And I'm just going to read you the opening paragraph because I think it gets to the difficulty one has in reconciling oneself, at least if the one in this case is me or I, depending on how you want to phrase it grammatically with the ongoing day to day business of the Trump administration, even when it is doing things that I admire or have been hoping somebody would do for a long time. In a section called I Can't Afford a Pardon, Nelly writes, the White House vending machine is giving out pardons this week. Scott Jenkins, a Virginia sheriff convicted of conspiracy, fraud and bribery for accepting piles of cash in exchange for letting rich folks have fake sheriff badges, got a Trump pardon. So did reality show stars and fraudsters Todd and Julie Chrisley, who'd initially been sentenced to 12 and seven years respectively for conspiring to commit bank fraud and obviously conspiracy to commit tax evasion. And a random tax criminal has also been pardoned right after his mother gave Trumpo $1 million at a fundraising dinner. That gentleman had been ordered to pay the state $4 million restitution alongside his prison sentence. So the $1 million payment to the president is a better deal in some ways at this point, paying your taxes directly to the Trump family is a better deal and probably safer than using the irs. Trump wanted to slash red tape and slash red tape he has. Now he just puts a briefcase on the table and nods. I pay my cleaning lady in cash, and that's how I will probably pay my taxes now, too. Every April, I will throw wads of dirty bills in a brown paper bag, scroll my Social Security number on it, and leave it at Tiffany Trump's door. How do I calculate what's owed? Well, it's based on my income, of course, plus extra in my case for being a blue state libtard and for not losing the baby weight deductions offered for pictures of a local ballot showing Trump written in for every option, especially library board. Being a guy with beer cozies and acceptably strong biceps because we need more of you fellows. And being a woman with anything other above a B cup, I get two or three deductions this year. So, yeah, was handing out pardons day. And this comes at the beginning of the day, at the end of the day. Last night, angry at the fact that a trade court had ruled that his tariffs were unconstitutional before an appeal court stayed that decision, or sort of frozen place, Trump decided to go onto Truth Social and say that Leonard Leo, the head of the Federalist Society, hates this country. The person that he leaned on to pick to help him pick the three Supreme Court justices whom he did pick and who are there on the Supreme Court rendering important decisions, though maybe he feels that they're not going to render the decisions that he wants in any given case or have not yet rendered them in the way that he would want them. So, oh, Abe Greenwald has joined us. So here he is, Abe Greenwald. All right. So as I say, my experience is that every time I want to say, look, this is what you get. It's good, everything's good. And then terrible things happen that are unprecedented, that are sickening or that put an extraordinarily bad taste in your mouth.
