Transcript
Paul (0:00)
Foreign.
Rusty Crosswire (0:04)
Welcome back to the Crabapple Hour of Power. Each night between 2:15 and 3:15am we pull back the curtains on the dark shadows of the Crabapple government speaking truth to power. I am your host as always, Rusty Crosswire. I'm also the host of the Freedom Frequency podcast available where you get some but not all of your podcasts. Tonight we ask the question why the Crabapple government has been covering up multiple alien abductions right here in the township. While Mayor Schlutz has promised repeatedly to release files of these abductions to the public, no such action has been taken and this quasi reporter has to ask the tough question why? I recently had an opportunity to sit down and talk to one of these citizens who has been repeatedly abducted by said aliens. Nancy Yedelstein claims to be taken night after night after night, night after night, up into a smelly UFO full of mud, repeatedly dropped directly back into her car with an empty bottle of Boone's Farm. Coincidence? I think not. While Nancy is not legally able to operate a motor vehicle, police are claiming that her UFO story is simply a cover up for her nightly drive to the liquor store to get Sid Boone's Farm. A likely story indeed. During my six and a half hour interview with which is now available on my own Freedom frequency platform@freedomfrequency.com org CA Crabapple we had a wide ranging discussion. Here is a clip from that interview.
Brian Green (1:50)
Every day I'm abducted by an alien and I say I want to not be abducted by an alien for once in my goddamn whole life. I hate the stinky alien in a spaceship full of mud and the stinky alien makes me smell bad because I'm around him all the damn now. My boss asked me why do you smell like a whole lot of hell?
Rusty Crosswire (2:11)
This is clear proof and first hand evidence of covered up alien abductions here in Crabapple. And I want the truth. This is also a good goddamn reason to make sure you buy my colloidal silver. Colloidal silver can protect you from alien abductions and many other maladies as spelled out on my website, but not in any way endorsed by the fda. Let's take a commercial break to hear more about that colloidal silver and then we'll be. On this episode of the commercial break.
Paul (2:51)
My background as a venture capitalist. So what I started doing oh what do you know?
Chris Hoadley (2:56)
That he's a venture capitalist.
Brian Green (2:58)
Wasn't he selling lawn care services? Cold calling lawn care services?
