Dating Coach: Pauly Couch Cushions

Summary

The Commercial Break

Episode: Dating Coach: Pauly Couch Cushions
Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Release Date: June 26, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode is a characteristically chaotic and irreverent dive into the world of internet dating "coaches," focusing on a viral, self-styled alpha-male guru—nicknamed “Pauly Couch Cushions” (aka Stack Jack). Bryan and Krissy lampoon his bombastic, misogynistic advice, interspersed with their signature tangents, including a personal story about assumptions made about Venezuelans, rants on immigration, and reality TV drama. Throughout, the duo riffs off Stack Jack’s bizarre video advice on “getting laid,” poking fun at both his persona and the toxic attitudes he espouses.

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Main Discussion Segments & Key Takeaways

1. Bryan’s Venezuelan Anecdote & The Problem of Stereotypes

[02:30–12:39]

• Bryan recounts an awkward coffee shop encounter where someone makes patronizing assumptions about his Venezuelan wife ("I adopted her out of poverty"). He deconstructs these ignorant generalizations, highlighting Venezuela’s history of wealth and education.

• Key Insight: Geography is a "lottery," and people shouldn’t be judged for seeking a better life across arbitrary borders.

• The hosts reflect on immigrant experiences and the current U.S. political climate, critiquing tribalism and policy based on disinformation and hate.

  “Geography and where you’re born, your nationality, is really a lottery. That’s the only way to describe it.”
  —Bryan [08:29]

  “It is hate as a sport, and it is fucked up. It is really fucked up.”
  —Bryan [09:49]

• Bryan and Krissy express their frustration with generalizations, the media, and how children are ultimately the casualties of adult failures.

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2. Reality TV Tangent: The Disappearance of "Poly Family"

[12:39–21:12]

• The hosts search for updates on TLC’s polyamory show “Poly Family,” which vanished without explanation.

• ChatGPT research live-on-air reveals rumors of alleged abuse and legal issues involving cast member Sean.

• Krissy and Bryan recall cringe-inducing moments from the series and lament how networks often fail to vet participants.

  “You get involved with these television shows and then months and months later, all this bullshit comes out.”
  —Bryan [15:48]

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3. Enter: Stack Jack, the Dating "Coach"

[23:24–48:40]

• Listener submits a video by Stack Jack, a muscle-bound, brash internet dating coach, whose advice focuses on “masculine frame,” “leading with confidence,” and the expectation that women submit.
• Bryan and Krissy roast everything—Stack Jack’s advice, his décor (pleather sofa, dollar-bill pillows), his delivery (constantly fading out), and the misogynistic language.

Breakdown of Stack Jack’s (Absurd) Advice:

a. Looks Don’t Matter, “Frame” Does

[23:24–28:43]

• Stack Jack says muscles mean nothing if a man isn’t “leading” or “in control.”
• He repeats: Women “want to be led like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I’m saying? God said it, I didn’t.”
  —Stack Jack [02:02, replayed at 26:35]
• Bryan instantly parodies him, “Where’s your leash? You gotta be led!”

b. The Role of Submission

[27:00–28:52]

• Stack Jack: “Listen, I didn’t say this. God did. God said it, okay? She’s supposed to obey and submit to you. So that’s what we do. We run on submission in a positive manner.”
  —Stack Jack [25:33]
• Chrissy and Bryan mock this circular rationale, highlighting the inherent sexism.

c. What Women “Really Want”: You Decide Everything

[28:52–29:55]

• According to Stack Jack, picking meals and being “decisive” is peak masculinity; anything less is “fraudulent.”
• “You say, hey, we’re going to McDonald’s. All right. Double cheeseburger for you. Apples from the Happy Meal because you f—”
  —Bryan, satirizing [29:15]

d. Leading with “Sexual Energy” & Mocked Techniques

[34:05–41:09]

• Stack Jack insists you must initiate sex everywhere (“in a car, in a spot, in the bathroom, as soon as she walks in the door”). Otherwise, you’re “dropping the ball.”
• Bryan adds, “You need to—you're dropping the ball when you should be dropping your balls.”
• Krissy points out the bizarre edits and inconsistencies, “What happened to 1, 2, 3 points?”

e. Living Like a “Savage”/Sensationalism

[45:27–46:39]

• Stack Jack’s pronouncements become even more unhinged: real men take risks, punch people, don’t care if they’re fired or foreclosed on.
• “If they're not trying to kill me, put a gun to my head, or put me in a jail … cool.”
  —Stack Jack [46:00]
• Bryan and Krissy are incredulous at the escalation.

f. Constantly Falling Asleep (Live!)

[31:31+ multiple instances]

• Bryan repeatedly points out how Stack Jack noticeably dozes off mid-sentence, speculating on drug use or possible narcolepsy.
• Krissy: “What is wrong with his eyes?” [42:28]

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4. Memorable Quotes & Parody Highlights

Stack Jack (via video):

• “We run on submission in a positive manner.” [25:33]
• “She wants to be led like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I’m saying? God said it, I didn’t say it.” [02:02, 26:35]
• “Hit her in the spot, never live together so it always stays like this.” [41:28]

Bryan & Krissy (Roasting Stack Jack & Each Other):

• "I didn't say it. God said it. You were born with a few less brain cells than us men, okay?" —Bryan [26:51, parody]
• “You're dropping the ball when you should be dropping your balls …” —Bryan [33:44]
• “He looked like a circus clown trying to fit in in church.” —Bryan [18:04] (on Poly Family Sean)
• “What happened to 1, 2, 3 points?” —Krissy [43:49]
• “I’m gonna get your glutes and your boots … your labia and your Libya.” —Bryan [37:21]

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5. Notable Moments (with Timestamps)

• [08:29] Bryan’s “lottery of birth” monologue on national identity
• [09:49] Vehement rant: “It is hate as a sport, and it is fucked up.”
• [15:48] Discovery of Poly Family’s “Sean” and live investigation of show’s sudden demise
• [23:24] Start of Stack Jack video breakdown
• [25:33] Stack Jack’s “God said it” moment
• [29:15] “Picking out meals” tangent/parody
• [31:31, 42:28, throughout] Hosts observing Stack Jack falling asleep mid-video
• [34:05] Parody escalation: “You dropping the ball when you should be dropping your balls.”
• [46:00] Stack Jack: “If they're not trying to kill me ... cool.”
• [47:33] Bryan: “We have a brand new YouTube channel that we are going to be all over.”

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Summary Judgement: Tone & Takeaway

• Language/Tone: Profane, irreverent, hyperbolic, directly lampooning “toxic masculinity” and reality TV clichés, with sarcastic asides and affectionate mocking of one another.
• Episode Vibe: Feels like eavesdropping on two longtime friends hilariously deconstructing absurd social media phenomena—equal parts social critique and pure silliness.
• Final Thoughts: Bryan and Krissy recommend giving Stack Jack's channel a hate-watch; they're certain he’ll be fodder for future episodes.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new to The Commercial Break, this episode exemplifies their signature blend: improv parody, commentary on pop culture absurdities, sharp-witted banter, and off-the-wall humor—with an undercurrent of pointed social critique.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Stack Jack]

Foreign.

[Narrator]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled WSHIT program to bring you this breaking news special report. Brian Greene, local Crabapple resident, creator and co host of one of the least successful comedy podcasts ever to be published, has been awake for over three hours staring at Instagram on his phone. For the latest, we now go inside Brian's brain.

[Brian Greene]

I just got sent a weird DM by a follower of mine. They were like, hey, are you okay? You disappeared. And I'm like, no, I'm still here posting stuff. What the hell? What the heck does that mean? And I just sent them a bunch of messages and they've gone like dead silent on me. Instagram. What is happening? Seriously, what the hell? This is weird as heck.

[Chrissy]

Whatever.

[Narrator]

Local officials for the township are aware of this situation and are telling Crabapple residents, while Brian has reached maximum delusion, he is generally a harmless idiot. We'll keep you abreast of any changes and we'll be back after this commercial break.

[Co-host Brian]

On this episode of the commercial break.

[Stack Jack]

Frame, this is the first time you really ever been in shape, so it's not something you.

[Co-host Brian]

What happened to the couch cushions? Now we're moving them around. I didn't do it. God did it. Positively. Flip it flap and let it go. All right. Jesus, Chrissy is killing me over here trying to get. Trying to talk to the guys. All you're doing is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Stack Jack]

Comfortable with and you feel powerful and things of that nature. So you're not leading. She doesn't feel like she's being led, so those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led. Muscles.

[Co-host Brian]

Where's your leash? You gotta get a leash. You gotta get a collar and a leash. You gotta be led. You know what I'm saying? She wants to be led like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I'm saying? God said it, I didn't say it. Fuck that. Come on, let's go.

[Narrator]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

[Chrissy]

Best to you, Brian.

[Co-host Brian]

Best to you. Out there in the podcast univers, I was at. Maybe it was a coffee shop, maybe it was Starbucks. I was up there and I was talking to somebody, some guy that was standing there and he had. I forgot how the conversation started. He had like a bag of plantains or something, and he was mentioning something about coffee. And I said, oh, you got some plantains? My wife is Venezuelan. She likes plantains. To which he replied, oh, your wife is Venezuelan? And I said, yes, she is. And he goes, I, oh, well, she must have. That was a really, probably a really tough childhood she had. And I said, what do you mean? And he goes, well, I know there's a lot of starving children there and, you know, the education system isn't so good. And I said, are you, Are you a moron? This is the thing you get when you get. When you have a bi nationality, when you, like, have a mixed family. Right. People. And listen, I know I've been guilty of this in my past too. So in my head at least. I don't usually say these words out loud, but people make these huge umbrella assumptions about Venezuelans. It's not Ethiopia. In the 1980s, Venezuela was one of the richest countries on earth before. Before Hugo Chavez took over and decided to suck all that money from the Venezuelan people. It's also one of the most educated countries on Earth. My wife has two master's degrees. I don't. I, I have a master in nothing. I barely went to school. I barely made it through school. And my wife had a rally, a relatively, generally speaking, normal childhood and grew up in a middle class home and, you know, very nice things. Caracas, I hear, is one of the most beautiful places on earth. But the assumption sometimes that is made when I say that my wife is Venezuelan is that I took some, you know, poor.

[Chrissy]

You adopted her.

[Co-host Brian]

I adopted her out of poverty. Yeah. And the uneducated poor woman that I adopted. And this is not. What's that movie with Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman. This is not Pretty Woman. I didn't pull her up out of there. She pulled me up out of poverty and I pulled her into poverty is what happened. Okay. All right. She was doing just fine until she met me. This isn't like a sympathy plea that I made because I like to bring home stray cats. Astrid is well educated, well spoken. Well, to do. I mean, well, to do a general sense. Right. She's middle class. But I hate it when people just make these stupid assumptions.

[Chrissy]

I know.

[Co-host Brian]

And he was like, how did you guys communicate at first? And I was like, how do. With words. What do you mean, how do we communicate? Unlike the United States of America, Venezuela is not. Not under the assumption that everybody in the world is going to speak espanole well.

[Chrissy]

And she wasn't like a mail order bride. You were communicating with like a translator from her computer in, like a shack.

[Co-host Brian]

That's right.

[Chrissy]

Somewhere.

[Co-host Brian]

I didn't pay per minute to text her and have it translated. I didn't take a tour bus around the country to dance halls looking for women. I mean, I didn't do that. We met through a mutual friend.

[Chrissy]

90 day fiance.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah, his 90 day fiance. Or that Russian mail order bride thing that we watched that one time. But it's just like, you know, it, it goes without saying that Venezuela is taking a lot of heat right now, thanks to some people elected duly into office, that Venezuela's taking a lot of heat and that particularly Trump has flip flopped a lot on Venezuela. When he was in office last time, he wanted to protect the Venezuelans from the communist government. Now the Venezuelans are invading the United States of America. They are more educated, they are harder working. Do you know that almost 75% of all working class male Venezuelan immigrants are working? That's more than any other population domesticated or undomesticated in the United States. They are educated, highly educated, by and large. A lot of them speak the language. It's just kind of silly. They're silly assumptions. And I know we make these assumptions about a lot of different types of people. It's not just Venezuelans. It happens to be the one that's close to my family, but it just drives me up a fucking wall. I just wanted to know if you liked plantains, dude. Yeah, Christina, on many on poor. I didn't need your world dissertation on the state of Venezuela, really, honestly, I think that, you know, we could probably learn a little bit more from people who want to better themselves and better than family. Here's the point. Here's the point that I've been making for a long time. Long before we became so tribalized and long before I met my Venezuelan wife because I had Venezuelan friends who were essentially my family. That's how I got into the Venezuelan culture and how I met my wife. Geography and where you're born, your nationality is really a lottery. And when you think about it, that's the only way to describe it. It is like a universal you win or you don't win, you're here or you're there kind of lottery. You don't choose where you're born and you don't choose to whom you're born. And you don't choose which lines you're born within or without. You don't. So the fact that a lot of people, especially it seems like right now, get fired up about that imaginary line in the sand and whether or not someone has crossed it or will cross it to make a better Life for themselves generally. Then I say fuck you, because it's a lottery and you. You won it this go round. But what happens if you don't win it next go round, if you believe in that kind of shit? And what happens if someday that imaginary line in the sand moves to the other side of you to not include you? Right. Because, you know, United States is the greatest country on earth. I firmly believe that. But maybe it's not always going to be. And maybe you're going to want to go somewhere else, and then they're going to say, fuck you because we don't like you because you were born in that country. It's such a stupid thing to get all upset about. Here's here. I'm not trying to get on a high horse. Immigration is a hot button issue right now. It really is. Hey, you don't have to be a genius to figure out how I feel about it. I have a Venezuelan wife. You don't need to. You don't need a doctorate or you don't need two master's degrees to figure out how Brian Greene feels about this. I think it's really silly for us to feel so incredibly spiteful and hateful to someone because they were born on the other side of an imaginary line. I really do. Do I think we need immigration reform? Absolutely. If you walk into my house and you're a criminal, do I want you here? No, I do not want you here. But if you're here with good intent and you want to do some good and you feel like you're going to contribute to the household, I'm going to listen. I'm at least going to give you a chance. Right. And all that aside, it's our constitutional obligation to give someone their. Their ability to argue their case.

[Chrissy]

Yeah. I mean, the nation was built on immigrants. With immigrants.

[Co-host Brian]

That's it. We're all immigrants.

[Chrissy]

We are.

[Co-host Brian]

We're all immigrants. Very few of us are natives to this land.

[Chrissy]

Yes.

[Co-host Brian]

But how quickly we forget that when it's time for vitriol, hate, and spit. And I don't understand for the life of me how some people are sleeping at night when the things that they're doing to families and to children and then the people who are cheering them on. It is hate as a sport, and it is fucked up. It is really fucked up. Yeah. And so. And I think that while this guy may not have been one of those people, I don't know, I didn't stand around to talk to him about his particular political leanings. It just sounded really Ignorant. Like the whole thing sounded really ignorant.

[Chrissy]

That's not generalization of anybody from a country.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah, he's believing the generalizations that are being put out there. Take the time to get yourself educated about the people. You're disliking so much. It's so fucking silly, guys. It's fucking silly. You can have. You can. We can argue about the debt ceiling and, you know, whether or not these laws should be enacted or we should go to war. Not go to war, whatever. We can argue about that in the halls of Congress. That's why we elect officials. But we. And I don't believe in war either. But when we are at home in our own. On our own backyards, and we are literally beating the shit out of people who did nothing except for cross an imaginary line to get a better life.

[Chrissy]

Mm.

[Co-host Brian]

I think we should really reevaluate our place in humanity, because that is silliness. And then when we're believing the lines that are fed to us without any evidence to the contrary, zero evidence that it's true is really. It's really kind of fucked up. It's really fucked up. I agree. And it makes me just sad. It makes me sad. Makes me sad for everybody that is getting caught up in all of this drama. It makes me sad for the people who are probably somewhere deep down good people who are just getting caught up in the Facebook posts and the Twitter feeds and the constant barrage of bullshit that's coming at them that they're believing. And it makes me feel most sad for the kids. The children.

[Chrissy]

100%.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah. Who are getting ripped from their families or their families ripped from them, and then just from the children who are just born in this country right now, who are going to have to at some point act like the adults that we are not being. That, my friend, is the saddest thing of all is that the kids are going to have to pick up all these dirty fucking pieces because we refuse to act like humans. And that is silliness. Silliness off my high horse. Because someone likes plantains does not mean they grew up in poverty, uneducated, unable to speak any language whatsoever. Okay? Just remember that next time you're talking to somebody, okay? Chrissy.

[Chrissy]

It'S the happiest place.

[Co-host Brian]

You. Holy shit, where's the Tylenol? Chrissy and I were talking about the fact that Poly Family, a show that Chrissy and I hated, but we were watching anyway, just all of a sudden up and left.

[Chrissy]

Just disappeared.

[Co-host Brian]

I cannot find for the life of me any information I Can't either.

[Chrissy]

Not either. Usually there would be the little Google thing that says, you know, like somebody else had asked what happened to the show, but it's on IMDb. It's gone. It's not. I mean, it's there. The first six episodes are there, but they totally left it because there was a storyline happening.

[Co-host Brian]

I'm asking Chat GPT to see if he can see if it can search the web and find any information. Poly Family has not officially or formally been canceled, but all signs point to it being gone.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Co-host Brian]

Reddit viewers note that episode five and six aired back to back and were labeled the season finale with no announcement of more episodes.

[Chrissy]

I didn't realize that was labeled season, but there was a whole storyline.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah. However, speculation is that TLC quietly ended it early, likely due to low ratings and backlash against cast member Sean, who had been linked to controversies.

[Brian Greene]

Oh.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, what?

[Chrissy]

Sean was the one that nobody wanted to sleep with.

[Co-host Brian]

That's right.

[Chrissy]

Okay.

[Co-host Brian]

Yes. He was the one that none of the girls got excited about.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Co-host Brian]

Controversies. Was Sean involved with Question mark. We are learning this in real time. This is the fog of war, kids. I'm having chat tcb. Figure it all out for us. Alleged emotional and psychological abuse. Say it isn't so. Reddit users frequently describe him as controlling and volatile. Control and rage seem to be how he monopolizes the family. It's extremely abusive. Okay. Past acqui. I cannot talk today. I am having such a problem. What is wrong with my mouth? Past accusations of sexual harassment. Viewers shared claims that Sean was fired for sexual harassment from a workplace or high school coaching role. Ooh. Involvement of child protection services. Multiple temporary custody modifications were filed by his ex wife, citing immediate danger and inappropriate online interactions with a minor. One ex wife reported that the Department of Human Services and police interview intervened after allegations of leaving his daughter unsupervised with stepchildren associated with sexual act associated with a sexually acting out committee. What does that. I don't even know what that means. Multiple ex wives and multiple paternity claims.

[Chrissy]

Multiple ex wives. I thought they didn't. They didn't have any kids, I thought. I mean, they had the one.

[Co-host Brian]

Well, but they're saying he had, like, previously. Yeah, he had previously.

[Chrissy]

Oh, he did?

[Co-host Brian]

Yes. Wow. Okay.

[Chrissy]

Well, that's the reason to yank it.

[Co-host Brian]

Okay, well, good night. See you later. Poly Family no more. Didn't know that. Had no idea. This is the thing is, like, you know, you get involved with these television shows and then months and months later, all this bullshit comes out. It's like I was watching 90 Day Fiance the other way a couple of years ago, and there was a guy who was a sperm donor, quote, unquote. And then they had the Netflix documentary the man who Spermed the World or something. I don't know what it was called. To find out that he was a part of a cult, essentially, that was running around trying to make as many children as possible so that they could have their own little fiefdom of kids running around. They wanted their DNA to be like a lineage throughout the world and history by multiplying, but they had to essentially impregnate enough women to make that happen, which is crazy. That's like a weird, I don't know, God fetish or something like that. But I didn't. I had no idea about any of this with Sean. And now I can understand why TLC may have quietly shelved this.

[Chrissy]

I think so, too.

[Co-host Brian]

But Sean definitely was the X factor in the family for sure.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, he was. And he was kind of mean.

[Co-host Brian]

He. There was an episode, the first episode with the kid. Yes, yes.

[Chrissy]

I hated that.

[Co-host Brian]

Where the two fathers. So Poly Family, in case you don't know, in case you have your head in a hole and you're not listening to the commercial break. Poly Family is another, you know, kind of. I don't know how to say this, like fetish porn from tlc where they get into weird situations of people's lives and make a whole television show about it where two families had gotten together. Two couples, a man and a woman. A man and a woman living under the same roof. All of them fucking each other.

[Chrissy]

Well, no, not all of them. It was just the men.

[Co-host Brian]

The men fucking the women.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, it would. The men would basically switch every other day. Then you were with the other woman.

[Co-host Brian]

They weren't together.

[Chrissy]

The women weren't together and the men weren't together.

[Co-host Brian]

Yes, well, but the one woman did want to be with the other woman, but she had said no.

[Chrissy]

Right.

[Co-host Brian]

So it was all weird, like. Right. You know. Okay.

[Chrissy]

And then they had kids.

[Co-host Brian]

Then they had kids.

[Chrissy]

Other couple had previous kids they brought into it. And then the. They got pregnant. Everybody got pregnant, like three different times. I don't know.

[Co-host Brian]

It was weird. Okay. It's hard to follow. And really it was non instrumental to the story. So I never really paid attention to whose kids were whose. They wouldn't even tell the children.

[Chrissy]

The two older kids were the. Not Sean and his wife. The other couple.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah. So they're sitting at a table, one of the daughters comes home. One of the younger daughters comes home from school, and one of the fathers, not Sean, can't even remember his name.

[Chrissy]

Not Shawn, who was the biological father.

[Co-host Brian]

Yes.

[Chrissy]

They're the ones that brought those two older children into the marriage, he says.

[Co-host Brian]

He starts talking to the daughter, and Sean is sitting at the table also, and he says, nope, not going to do this. You got to go downstairs. You're grounded. And the father, the birth father of the child is like, what's going on? And he says, she's grounded. She was grounded, and she can't sit here and talk because she's grounded. Finish your food and go downstairs. Yeah. And he doesn't cause a stink. The birth father doesn't cause a stink. But when the girl leaves, he explains, I just wanted to talk to my daughter after school.

[Chrissy]

Yeah. I've been at work all day.

[Co-host Brian]

And he's like, don't make me out to be the bad guy. She's grounded, and so she needs to live up. I didn't know talking was against the grounding rules. I mean, I was grounded a lot when I was a kid, but I was still allowed to talk.

[Chrissy]

Exactly.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah. I mean, especially to my parents. That's. That's what I. That's all I was allowed to do, essentially. It was just really weird. And Sean was always getting upset about something or other in the situations. He was jealous, he was mad, he didn't like the other guy. The other guy was stepping on his toes. He couldn't be a parent. And go figure, the ladies did not want to have sex with him. They got all excited about the other guy when it was his night to sleep with them. They got all excited and shaved their legs and put on perfume. But it was Sean's night. They were like. It was like. You could tell they just weren't as emotionally, physically, or sexually as involved with Sean. As a matter of fact, the very last episode that I saw, One of the couples, the Sean and one of the women went to a tantra yoga sex therapist to get their mojo back. And Sean looked like. I don't even know any other way to say it. He looked like a circus clown trying to fit in in church. I mean, the guy really looked like he was out of his element. He did not know the first thing to do or say when it came to sex or they kind of foreplay with his wife. Now, I don't know that any of these allegations are true. I'm not saying they are. This is literally chat GPT sucking up bullshit information from the Internet. Could just be people Talking, because that's what happens when you get a certain amount of notoriety. People come out of the woodwork saying stuff about you, and most likely most of it is not true. Yeah, but this chat is citing some references that are not Reddit, like news stories. So maybe Sean was up to no good. And so if that's the case, doesn't TLC do any vetting of these people? If I can figure that out in one second, doesn't somebody at TLC go, ah, we should probably check this guy out.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, or speak to his ex wife. She might be coming back around with some allegations here.

[Co-host Brian]

Well, if there's multiple legal custody hearings, you can get that information. It's all, you know, you can't. When it comes to families, I think a lot of that stuff is like the redacted, but you can still pretty much figure out what's going on. Plus, you hire a private eye, they can figure out anything. That's what private eyes do. They go through your personal information, even when it's sealed. All right, okay, so let's take a break and then we'll be back. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thinking to do before 10 o'. Clock.

[Rachel]

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[Co-host Brian]

Okay, Speaking of Sean and douchebags, somebody sent this to me on the TCB phone line. 212-4333, TCB. And you feel free to send content ideas. We get quite A few. Some of them are right for the show, some of them are not. Some of them we just haven't gotten to yet. So don't be take offense if you send something and I haven't gotten to it yet. Someone's claimed that this might be the new Frankie B. Like the new younger Frankie B. Oh, really? I thought, well, that's a. Those are hard shoes to fill. But maybe. But maybe. So let's take a look at this guy. He's kind of flying around social media right now. A lot of people talking about this guy and his. His personality, so to speak. I'm not going to say too much more. Let's just. You want to take a listen?

[Chrissy]

Let's do it.

[Co-host Brian]

Here we go.

[Stack Jack]

Three reasons why you're not getting laid even when you're in shape. Because it don't fucking matter, bro. It's about so much more than that. And if you think that it. You got the whole game fucked up and twisted, man.

[Chrissy]

There's so much to digest.

[Co-host Brian]

I don't even know where to start.

[Chrissy]

Let's start with the black leather sofa he's on and then the two or three or four throw pillows that are just thrown to the side.

[Co-host Brian]

Yes, it's definitely not leather, it's pleather. Let's not get it mixed up. He's got a big black pleather couch, a white wall behind him. Chrissy's right. There are three throw pillows for no good reason whatsoever thrown next to him for no good reason. Whatso in no order. What, they're just stacked on top of each other. This is a huge dude. He is a big beefy guy, probably in his early 30s, I would imagine. High and tight on a like a little thin Italian beard. Eyebrows till Tuesday.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, I mean, well manicured, but definitely their statement.

[Co-host Brian]

Yes. White button down, short sleeve shirt, which is a choice. It's a look and it's a choice. I just want you to know that gold chain. He's only got two of the buttons buttoned. And then he's got a huge black belt with a buckle, huge watch on, tattoos up and down his arms and on his chest. You have to see this guy. YouTube.com the commercial break. And that accent is unforgettable. Forget about it, guys.

[Stack Jack]

Let's get into it. It came from no women at all. Out of shape, overweight, to having girls that truly.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, my God. This is team coach. HP is where you can find him in case you're interested. I'll give him a shout out. He is now showing pictures of what I imagine is him. He doesn't look the same, but okay, maybe the beard is different.

[Chrissy]

He doesn't have the hat on.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah, there is one picture of him holding a girl, just holding a girl with her face blurred out. And right next to it is a picture of him at a club, what looks like a club or something. I guess he's licking her mouth while he's taking a selfie and looking at the camera. It's disturbing.

[Stack Jack]

Listen, I didn't say this shit. God did. God said it, okay? She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do. We run on submission in a pot.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, there we go. What does he even mean by that? I didn't say it. God said it. You have to be. And I, I'm just going to say this, I, I don't know who you are and I'm sure we're going to be fast friends after this video. But God didn't say anything. The Bible said it. And the Bible is written not by God. I think most historians would agree it's not written by God.

[Chrissy]

Well, also he said God said he was out of shape.

[Co-host Brian]

Is that God said we run on submission. The women submit to us. We run on submission. That's what God said. You know what I'm saying? Let's go over that again. Chrissy, you're not understanding. It's because you're a woman. Just you sit there, shut up and I'll do all the talking, okay?

[Stack Jack]

Well, that's what we do. We run on submission.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, I gotta run that back a little bit more. Chrissy, you're bothering me. You're getting in my head. Now let me go back to these pictures. You see me with this tongue down this throat. That's what the women are submitting to me. You know what I'm saying? Submit to my fat tongue down your throat. God damn it. Look at that tongue. It's so beautiful.

[Stack Jack]

Listen, I didn't say this. God dead. God said it, okay? She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do. We run on submission in a positive manner.

[Co-host Brian]

Do I need to. Do I need to positively run that back again?

[Chrissy]

I was misunderstanding. I thought he was saying God said that she needed to.

[Co-host Brian]

I don't listen, I didn't say God said it. You were born with a little few less brain cells than us men, okay? I didn't say God said it, okay? I positively and make the rules.

[Stack Jack]

God did. So with that being said, let's dive into it. Stack Jack While I teach you how to max. Subscribe to the video.

[Chrissy]

Stack Jack.

[Co-host Brian]

What, you can't keep up because you're a woman? Let the guys talk. What are you getting involved for? Stack, Jack. Flapping Stack. Flap, flap it, Jack. Flip it, flop it. What it bite. Oh, no.

[Stack Jack]

Let's grow together, man. I'm bringing you this heat. So let's grow off it, man. So number one, three reasons why you're not getting laid while you're in shape. Why the fuck would that happen?

[Chrissy]

While you're in shape?

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah, why? You're in shape because, you know, just because you got a small dick and big arms doesn't mean you're gonna get laid all the time. You got to get your tongue game going. You know what I'm saying? Chrissy, if she doesn't want your tongue all the way down her mouth, if she doesn't want to be eating your tongue like a big fat piece of steak, then you're not doing it right. All right, now shut up. Flap, flip, flop, flacker jack. Let it go. All right. Let's grow together. I said it On God.

[Chrissy]

I'm bringing the heat.

[Co-host Brian]

I'm bringing the heat. Let's grow together. Flapjack submission sense.

[Stack Jack]

But I'm gonna break it down, make it make sense. You got the body you dreamed of. You finally got in shape, you got jacked, but you're still not getting results from women. What are we talking about here? Why is this happening? Let's break it the.

[Co-host Brian]

Let's break it the. Down, down.

[Stack Jack]

A to Z. Come on, baby. Number one.

[Co-host Brian]

A to Z. I thought we were.

[Chrissy]

Going one to three.

[Co-host Brian]

No, we're going A to Z. Number one. Okay, Shut up. You don't know. God said it. I didn't say it. God said it. Positively, positively zero frame.

[Stack Jack]

This is the first time you really ever been in shape, so it's not something you.

[Co-host Brian]

What happened to the couch cushions? Now we're moving them around. I didn't do it. God did it. Positively. Flip it, flap it. Let it go. All right. Jesus. Chrissy is fucking killing me over here. Trying to get. Trying to talk to the guys. All you're doing is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Stack Jack]

Comfortable with. And you feel powerful and things of that nature. So you're not leading. She doesn't feel like she's being led. So those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led. Muscles?

[Co-host Brian]

Where's your leash? You got to get a leash. You gotta get a collar and a leash. You gotta be led. You know what I'm saying? She wants to be led like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I'm saying? God said it. I didn't say it. Fuck that. Come on, let's go.

[Stack Jack]

They're an attribute. They're an add in, but yet these girls don't care about the muscles. They come with the confidence and the things that come with the muscles. Being a true leader, decisive, picking out meals, where we're going, picking out meals.

[Co-host Brian]

That's what a girl really wants. Picking out meals. You say, hey, we're going to McDonald's. All right. Double cheeseburger for you. No, I don't think so. Apples. You'll get my apples from the Happy Meal because you f. I don't like that stock.

[Chrissy]

Stock video or photos of people he's describing.

[Co-host Brian]

I didn't do it. Chad did it. Positively. All right. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Let's grow together. Let's get it together. Come on. Move those pillows again. All right, good one.

[Stack Jack]

Out or not. My chick said to me, you want to go out tonight? I said, I don't think so. She said, good, Me neither.

[Co-host Brian]

So I got laid instantaneously. You know what I'm saying? My chick said to me, you want to go out? I said, fuck you. You know, she did blowjob instantaneously. That's how it goes. Micro penis. All right, let's get it together.

[Stack Jack]

She does whatever I want to do. And you have to accept that role as the leader and not. And take it like a man. Otherwise it comes off fraudulent.

[Co-host Brian]

Yes, of course I am.

[Chrissy]

I guess he's very alert, and then his eyes flutter.

[Co-host Brian]

355Ccs to GHB before I go hit it. You know what I'm talking about? I got the Roy255 of Testostis. You know what I'm saying? Testostis. I didn't say it. God said it. He said, get as swole as you can. They get a blowjob before dinner. And if she wants to go pizza, you say, no, I want steak. That's how it goes. All right. I didn't say it. God said it. It's submit it. All right, God damn it. Flip, flop, get it, stack it. Let's go. Let's throw together.

[Stack Jack]

All right? You're not leading with frame is number one. And most importantly. And if you're not doing that, you're gonna lose. You're gonna lose, lose, lose, lose, lose.

[Chrissy]

What is he doing?

[Co-host Brian]

I fell asleep for a minute there. All right. Okay. All right. Let's go together. Come on. What are we doing? All right. I just got out of the gym. I'm tired. What can I tell you? A little heroin never hurt.

[Stack Jack]

So you're not taking the lead. You just have muscles, but you're not decisive. Showing the way, leading the relationship, getting respect by other men. So most importantly, it's. It's the frame.

[Co-host Brian]

So you getting respect by other men, you're not getting the tickled a little bit by other men. Chrissy, she doesn't like that. She wants. She wants to see you getting a little ball licking from other guys. That's what I'm saying. You know, you see a little ball licking, then she ball licks your balls. Everybody's in on you. Know what I'm saying? Come on, hit it. Had it. Let's go. All right. What's going on? My pleasure. Couch. It's making noises. I'm sleeping. My watch is too heavy. What can I tell you? I don't know.

[Stack Jack]

Go on these dates. You're half hazard. You're. You're half.

[Co-host Brian]

He literally nodded out half sentence. Yes. I think he's on something. Yeah, or he's really tired ass.

[Stack Jack]

You have hazard.

[Co-host Brian]

You.

[Stack Jack]

You looked up.

[Co-host Brian]

You're half hazard. You half hazard your cream pie. You're over waddled. You're underweighted. Oh, what are we on? Hey, I didn't do it. God did it. What can I say? Positivity. Let's go. Let's grow together.

[Rachel]

Wow.

[Co-host Brian]

I can hear Tweedly music in the background. He just falls asleep halfway through.

[Stack Jack]

Yeah.

[Chrissy]

That's weird.

[Co-host Brian]

He really did just fall asleep halfway through his sentence. That was a little weird, Paul.

[Stack Jack]

But when she speaks to you, she could feel the weakness in your voice, the nervousness. You're still asking her where she wants to go. The whole relationship is thrown off center because she feels no power in you, no release of her feminine energy.

[Chrissy]

She wants to go.

[Co-host Brian]

That's right. So far I've made two points in my A to Z and number one. Number one was tell her where to go. Number two was tell her where to go. Number three is tell her where to go. Foreshadowing there. You don't know what that means. Shut up.

[Stack Jack]

You know, leave it at the door. He'll take care of it. None of that energy. So all that muscle means nothing. You have to own it. You have to own who you are. And it's not about money. It's about everything but money. It's about league control.

[Chrissy]

Look at the pillow.

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah, I'm looking at the pillows. They're jumping from One side to the other. What can I say? I didn't do it. God did it. I got ghosts in my house. Where's Theresa Caputo when you need it? That broad come over here and she'd figure out where the ghosts are. Look, I got dollar bill pillows.

[Chrissy]

They are. Oh my.

[Co-host Brian]

He's got throw pillows that have George Washington on them.

[Chrissy]

And the other one is a hundred dollar bill.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, that's classic. Oh, where did you get those? Pottery Barn.

[Chrissy]

I don't think they're selling them.

[Co-host Brian]

No. Kmart.

[Stack Jack]

Respect, integrity. So a few dates in, you're still acting lackluster. Barely wants to sleep with you. You wait until 3, 4, 5, 6 dates, even get laid for the first time. It's a massive lack of confidence in itself. So you're just dropping the ball in all avenues, man.

[Co-host Brian]

You need to you dropping the ball when you should be dropping your balls. You know what I'm saying? You gotta drop a nut first one, two dates. That's gotta do it. You gotta tell her, hey, I don't care what you want to eat. We're gonna have some pizza, we're gonna flip it, flap it, let it go. I'm gonna drop a little jizz on you and then I'll make a video. I'm gonna take a nippy nap and when I get up, I expect this place to be clean.

[Chrissy]

Put those dollar bill pot pillows back.

[Co-host Brian]

I know it's our first date and it's a blind one to death, but I'm gonna need my room clean and go upstairs, make some ragu with my mom. Chop chop. I need some vasevo lead.

[Stack Jack]

And lead from the front. Lead strong. You never advance with sexual nature. Touch and things of this nature. You don't flirt properly. You don't fucking put energy on her. You're soft, you're weak. You're scared to think and talk about sex. You're too.

[Co-host Brian]

Wow, wow. Even I'm getting turned on by this guy. You don't fucking lead. You don't touch her.

[Chrissy]

Things of that nature.

[Co-host Brian]

You don't grab her breasts in the car at a stop sign. What are you doing? You don't stick your tongue directly down her throat all the way. That's what you got to do. I don't know what that. Sorry. Had to take a nippy nap there. If mommy didn't put me to bed tonight. What can I tell you?

[Stack Jack]

All you want a thousand bucks?

[Co-host Brian]

He is videotaping this from the basement of his mom's house.

[Chrissy]

Oh, yeah.

[Stack Jack]

You don't care about sex. You get sex. So when I'm on a date with a chick, I would say.

[Co-host Brian]

Sorry, what was I. Was I talking about tits? What was I going on? I don't know. Flip it, flap it, hit that subscribe button. Let's go together. Let's go together. All right. Come on. I don't know what to tell you. Wow, this is great. All right, we'll be back. We're gonna take a break. Stay tuned.

[Rachel]

Why don't you text us? And we can text back, and then you can text us and reply, then so on. It's a fun little game I've been playing, and I think you'll be great at it. 212-43332. TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You could leave a message, too. If you do, maybe you'll end up being the voice of the show. But be warned, the pay is not great. You could go to the website and drop us an email. Also tcbpodcast.com and while you're there, you can get a free sticker. Who doesn't want a free sticker? Just go to the contact us button and ask for one. Follow us on Insta at the commercial break and watch the [e-mail] the commercial break. Now I'm gonna go back to that texting game. You want to play? Come on. Bye.

[Co-host Brian]

All right, we're back with pizza pozzuole pollo pua. Here we are. All right. Pua, Pizza pozzoli. I'm here with you. Let me tell you the rest of this story before I fall back asleep. All right? I got my couch cushion set. I'm ready to go. I know.

[Stack Jack]

What are you talking about? You know, if it goes, there goes that. I just want to have chemistry. I'm more of the type that, you know, has sex off energy and intellectual nature. And I'm not worried about none of that.

[Co-host Brian]

I got energy and intellectual nature. I like to talk about your tits all the time. I know what they are. The breasticles. That's what my mommy calls them. The mammary glands. The milk comes out of them. I know. I saw National Geographic when I was a kid. What do you think? I'm intellectual all the time. So I got a problem. I'm on some medication. What can I tell you? I got my dick shank, and then it grew, and now I'm here. You got to lead with the frame. That's what you got to do. You got to tell them where to go. Chrissy, tell them where to go. I don't know what you want me to do. God said it, I didn't say it. On submission positively.

[Stack Jack]

I'm doing things. I'm touching. Talking about the workout we're gonna have and things of nature. I'm always running my foot.

[Co-host Brian]

I'm work you out. You're not gonna understand. I'm gonna get your glutes.

[Chrissy]

Oh my God.

[Co-host Brian]

I'm gonna get your glutes and your boots.

[Chrissy]

I'm touching you. We talk about working out.

[Co-host Brian]

That's right. I'm gonna get your labia and your Libya. I'm gonna get it all. Don't worry about it. I'm gonna lead you. I got a frame. I'm gonna lead you. I'm gonna lead with my frame. Here I go. Ready? Just give me a second. Gotta take a little nap. I'm so tired. I've been up all day trying to make this video. I've been up since 1pm Trying to make this video. It's already 2:30. I got. I'm hungry. What can I say? I gotta get another protein shake.

[Stack Jack]

First date kiss, you know? Listen, I could tell you really want to kiss me right now. Listen, the way you're looking at me right now, I can tell you really want to kiss me. It's gonna make me real uncomfortable if you don't.

[Co-host Brian]

He is wasted. Yeah, bro, you're wasted. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's medication that you're prescribed. You may be a narcoleptic, but your eyes are straight fading. And I've known enough and I've seen enough. I know one when I see one. That's all I gotta say. Back to the video. Hurry up, I'm about to go down. That's why he's got the pillow next to him, just so he can take a nap.

[Stack Jack]

Do something about it right now. Plus it's gonna worry me about our future. And if you're gonna take action on anything we need to do, baby. So lines like this, but instead you're telling about your work, your travel, your nothing in relation of sexual energy bring attention exciting this girl's life so that she never wants to go any.

[Co-host Brian]

What is he talking about?

[Chrissy]

I don't know.

[Co-host Brian]

I'm surprised this channel doesn't have a million followers yet. Really? You're talking about your dog. You're talking about lunch. You're talking about whatever. I'm talking about my dick and your vagina. What are we talking about? I'm going to work you out and then I'm going to work you up. And then I'm going to take a nigga little nappy. And then Mommy's going to make me her famous ragu. And we're going to have some bread and fossa food. You're going to go home? I got to go down to my bed. It's a single. What do you want me to do? I'm still living in my mom's basement. You mad at that? Don't be mad at that. That's not me, it's God. God told me. God said live with my parents for the rest of my life. What can I tell you? I don't like you. You like me. Okay, let's go. I'm gonna make a video real quick. I'll talk to you later. Gotta go work out.

[Stack Jack]

Where ever again. Outside on a date with you. And then you go three, four, five, six dates. In barely having sex. Even after you've had sex. You don't keep a girl in retainer because your sex is weak. You gotta do it anywhere and everywhere. In a car, in a spot. In the bathroom. As soon as she walks in the door.

[Chrissy]

As soon as she walks in the door, boom.

[Co-host Brian]

In the spot where? The restaurant. In the spot. Oh, my God. Wow. I love, love, love guys like this.

[Chrissy]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host Brian]

I've had so many friends with this exact same accent. And I love them. I had a guide, a guy that I worked with. His name was Corey. I loved Corey. Corey. And Corey introduced me to David Mamet, the famous playwright. His books. And. And. And I just fell in love with David Mamet and his books. And Corey knew how to recite these. But he had this exact same accent, this exact same build. He lived with his mom. I mean, the whole nine yards, right? And I loved him. Highly intelligent, really sweet guy, Very creative. But these guys are so funny. Only they have the spot. But the spot really means any. It could be anywhere. It could be the restaurant, the place where we meet.

[Chrissy]

Well, bathroom.

[Co-host Brian]

You gotta hit him at the spot. Yeah, hit him at the spot. Hit him at the spot.

[Stack Jack]

Throw over the counter. Kinky. No head. Just bro, and we'll talk about that whack later.

[Co-host Brian]

Let's talk about that waxy and no head. I don't want no head.

[Chrissy]

Oh, my God.

[Co-host Brian]

I want to stick my tongue down your throat. You seen the picture? Let me show you the picture. That's how I like it.

[Stack Jack]

The man. Anywhere. Every time.

[Co-host Brian]

I like how that was edited.

[Chrissy]

I know.

[Co-host Brian]

I like how he had to cut three into an edit. Was I saying. I'LL edit together later, mess her hair up.

[Stack Jack]

Masculine, but in control and this level but not needing it. Like a, like a cornball. But it should be nasty, bro. And this should.

[Chrissy]

This is amazing.

[Co-host Brian]

This guy. Oh man. And here's the thing. There are plenty of suitors out there for him that, that are getting turned on by every word he's saying. They just love it. They love this shit. They just. They think it's great that he's going to throw them against the counter and make it messy and do it in.

[Stack Jack]

The spot, never end. You should never live together. So it always stays like this. My whole script and play playbook is going to change the game on how to keep a girl forever.

[Co-host Brian]

He's going to change the game on how.

[Chrissy]

That's nice.

[Co-host Brian]

That's right. You never live with them. Never. Always with mommy, never with them. Mommy does. You, mommy makes your bed, your girlfriend doesn't. You know what I'm saying? Chrissy, I didn't make up the rules. God made up the rules. It says in Corinthians or some shit like that. It says make your bed, don't make your bed. Mommy make your bed, not your girlfriend. You know what I'm saying? Don't live with them ever. Don't do that. That's a, that's a recipe for the whole relationship to go downhill. You can fuck them in your mom's house, fuck them in the spot, fuck them in the bathroom, fuck them in the portaloo. I don't care. Get them wherever you get them. Throw them over the counter, throw them over the dog bed, throw them over the balcony, Throw them over the balcony. Make sure you pick them up, Bring them back inside, clean them up a little bit, Fuck them again. That's how I do do it in a.

[Stack Jack]

Even in a marriage frame. We'll have the party, not the, the paper sign, but it's going to keep it like nobody's business ever. I'm going to be the best ever to create this, you know? Okay. You understand me?

[Chrissy]

What is wrong with his eyes?

[Co-host Brian]

God, he's fading out. That looks like he's fading out. That looks like an opiate or diazepam reaction to being over medicated. Like he's on pain med. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. No, I'm just saying there's something. I've seen people in this state, we've all, not all of us, but some of us have had surgery where they give you high doses of medication. You do what's called fading out. You're mid sentence and then you feel an overwhelming urge to close your eyes, but you're not really closing them. They're actually rolling in the back of your head. And that's what's going on with this guy.

[Stack Jack]

So it's nasty with it. No games.

[Co-host Brian]

Okay, but you need okay he said.

[Stack Jack]

Okay to control everything, A to Z. Switching the places, toys in there, you know, things she's never done before. Not in a weird way, but you know, just using it on one spot where you're hitting in the other spot.

[Chrissy]

Not in a weird way.

[Co-host Brian]

You gotta bring in a chimpanzee, maybe a couple zebras, a small car, but not in a weird way. You gotta keep it. Not in a weird way you don't want to scare off, but you put one toy in her mouth, one toy in her ass, Get a zebra to hit her tits. You know what I'm saying? Not in a weird way. Don't make it weird, Chrissy. It's not weird. God's sake. Said it's in the submission, Flap it, flip it, let's go, let's go together, let's grow together. Come on, I'm doing this.

[Chrissy]

What happened to one the 1, 2, 3 points?

[Co-host Brian]

I don't know. I fell asleep a little while ago. I forgot all about it.

[Stack Jack]

I think she's never done before. Sex ended up, you know, in there and in the beginning, before it gets there. Advancing it to there in a masculine, strong way or being respectful.

[Co-host Brian]

Wow, he is a mouthful of words without any thoughts. These are literally words strung together.

[Stack Jack]

Nature, you guys are just weak and then you get into it and you don't want to worry about it too much. And well, sex is a huge advancement in relationship and you need to take it seriously. And it's a big part in getting laid to begin with and how to come off.

[Co-host Brian]

Sex is a big part of getting laid. I agree. He said something that made sense there. He said something that made sense. If you're looking to get laid, sex is going to be a big part of it. Take Brian's word for it. I know. You know, what is his name?

[Chrissy]

Casanova?

[Co-host Brian]

Yeah, version. Oh, de Bergiac or whatever his name is. But I'll tell you right now, if you're looking to get laid, sex is probably what you want to do.

[Stack Jack]

Oh, controlled acting, like you don't care about it. Yeah, just come in for this glass of wine when you leave dinner, you know, you can leave in 10 minutes. You know, I got to go to bed. Tired anyway.

[Co-host Brian]

Good.

[Stack Jack]

You know, leave your shoes on don't take them off.

[Co-host Brian]

Boom.

[Stack Jack]

Because we're going to be chilling anyway. And then before you know it.

[Co-host Brian]

Fuck. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Stack Jack]

You.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, no, don't put your purse down. I'm going to you right there. Leave the groceries. Leave the groceries in your hand. Don't worry about the eggs. I'm going to you real quick. Don't take your shoes. Boom, boom, boom. Mom gets mad when you bring shoes in the house. Just boom, boom, boom. See you later. All right. Leave the wine. Don't forget the eggs. I need the eggs. I got to make an omelette before I take a nappy everywhere.

[Stack Jack]

And then number three. You don't live like a savage. In the beginning. Dayton Frase. And in the beginning, she could see the weakness. You work your corporate job. You do it it corporate drum you do. But you don't take any risk. Where's the mentorship you joined? Where's the life that you're leading that you're going to bring on to?

[Co-host Brian]

Where's the mentorship you joined? What? Yeah.

[Chrissy]

I don't know.

[Co-host Brian]

I don't know either.

[Stack Jack]

Last a country you traveled to. When's the last time you took a business risk? When was the last time you got in a boxing ring and punched somebody in the mouth?

[Co-host Brian]

And.

[Brian Greene]

Whoa.

[Chrissy]

When's last time you go business with Last time you got a boxer and punch somebody in the mouth?

[Stack Jack]

I beat up by someone twice your size. When are you going to show fearless nature like you don't give a. You talk about being stressed. You're going to down her life. Not excited like you to live like a savage. If they're not trying to kill me, put a gun to my head or put me in a jail. So I'm worried about it. Anyone, anytime, anywhere. We're not going to get this apartment.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, wow. Why did we take that there? What happened? Cool.

[Stack Jack]

We're not going to get this job.

[Co-host Brian]

Cool.

[Stack Jack]

They're going to take my place.

[Co-host Brian]

Cool.

[Stack Jack]

They're going to fire me. Cool. You need to live.

[Co-host Brian]

Wow.

[Chrissy]

They're going to foreclose all my house.

[Co-host Brian]

They're going to foreclose on my house. Cool. They're gonna shoot me in the balls. Cool. I don't need that dick anyway. You. I didn't say it. God said it. Let's go together. Let's grow together.

[Stack Jack]

Like a savage. Fearless. And that rubs off on her and makes her just want to spread her legs and give herself to you because you've taken control of yourself and have massive discipline. This is it. Subscribe to the video, this is the type that we're living. Masculine frame, enticing and exciting dating. Sex was number two on the way up and number one. But last but not least, the frame of the relationship and especially those first few dates has to be so on point because everyone's in that action. You need to control that. Guys. Stack Jack White, teacher at a Mac. Comment on the video. Subscribe to the channel so we could grow together, man. Click the link in the description for my email newsletter. Get free emails every day. Go to my Instagram and I'll hit you with some nasty new content you've never seen before. But let's go together. Support me supporting you and let's do this thing, baby me.

[Co-host Brian]

Oh, wow. So much to digest. I wouldn't even know where to start. But I have a feeling we have a brand new YouTube channel.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Co-host Brian]

That we are going to be all over.

[Chrissy]

Like, thank you to whoever that just.

[Co-host Brian]

Sent us that Stack Jack. Let it rap. Let's go. Let's go together. I teach you how to Mac. I'm going to do it. I'm going to hit you with some nasty you ain't never seen before. Like that picture of me with tongue down my girl's throat. Oh, wow. Guys like this, I wonder how much exactly they're actually getting laid, yo. Because any of that advice, I mean, I know that there are girls out there that are all into this.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Co-host Brian]

But, but Snooki is taken. Snooki is spoken for. So all the people from Jersey Shore have boys boyfriends, so. Wow. Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you for sending that in. That was a good one. And I will be following up on that because hopefully there's just a gold mine of many videos we can watch. I took a quick look at his YouTube channel this morning and he had 74 followers, so. But I have a feeling he's gonna blow up. Yeah, he's gonna blow up. This content ain't gonna stay a secret for very long. There's guys, guys and girls like us all over the world looking for the next podcast hit sensation. And we just found it, I think. All right. Yeah. Wow.

[Chrissy]

I'm still trying to. My head still reeling.

[Co-host Brian]

I'm still wondering why he was falling.

[Chrissy]

Asleep and why the pillows?

[Co-host Brian]

Why? Why the pillows? I don't get them to take the pillows out. It would have looked so much better. Stand up or something. Give it a little bit of energy. But I'm not sure he could stand up. Looks like was falling asleep. Yeah, he was going to hurt himself, fall over, whatever you're on, bro. Take a little bit less of it next time. A little bit less of it. All right. 212-4333. TCB 212433 38, 22 questions, comments, concerns or content ideas like that. We would love it. We'll take it. We'll run with it. If we like it, we'll stack jack flipping. We'll stack jack jack and flip it up while we whack it at. I don't know, we'll do something. I didn't say it. God said it. God said it.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Co-host Brian]

So hit us up. Also, if you'd like to see a live taping of the commercial break, one of two ways. If you're in the Atlanta area, let us know via the text message or let us know you want to watch us on Twitch and Kick. And we'll send you a link when we do so at the commercial break on Instagram. TCB podcast.com is the website and you YouTube.com the commercial break for all of the episodes on video when they air here on the audio. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do today?

[Chrissy]

I think so.

[Co-host Brian]

I'll tell you that I love you.

[Chrissy]

I love you.

[Co-host Brian]

Best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Flip it, flap it. Let's grow together. Let's go together. Bye, Sa.