Transcript
Stack Jack (0:00)
Foreign.
Narrator (0:05)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled WSHIT program to bring you this breaking news special report. Brian Greene, local Crabapple resident, creator and co host of one of the least successful comedy podcasts ever to be published, has been awake for over three hours staring at Instagram on his phone. For the latest, we now go inside Brian's brain.
Brian Greene (0:31)
I just got sent a weird DM by a follower of mine. They were like, hey, are you okay? You disappeared. And I'm like, no, I'm still here posting stuff. What the hell? What the heck does that mean? And I just sent them a bunch of messages and they've gone like dead silent on me. Instagram. What is happening? Seriously, what the hell? This is weird as heck.
Chrissy (1:01)
Whatever.
Narrator (1:03)
Local officials for the township are aware of this situation and are telling Crabapple residents, while Brian has reached maximum delusion, he is generally a harmless idiot. We'll keep you abreast of any changes and we'll be back after this commercial break.
Co-host Brian (1:26)
On this episode of the commercial break.
Stack Jack (1:29)
Frame, this is the first time you really ever been in shape, so it's not something you.
Co-host Brian (1:33)
What happened to the couch cushions? Now we're moving them around. I didn't do it. God did it. Positively. Flip it flap and let it go. All right. Jesus, Chrissy is killing me over here trying to get. Trying to talk to the guys. All you're doing is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stack Jack (1:51)
Comfortable with and you feel powerful and things of that nature. So you're not leading. She doesn't feel like she's being led, so those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led. Muscles.
Co-host Brian (1:59)
Where's your leash? You gotta get a leash. You gotta get a collar and a leash. You gotta be led. You know what I'm saying? She wants to be led like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I'm saying? God said it, I didn't say it. Fuck that. Come on, let's go.
Narrator (2:13)
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Co-host Brian (2:21)
Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
