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Brian Greene
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Chris Hoadley
This is the first time you've really ever been in shape, so it's not something you.
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Brian Greene
What happened to the couch cushions? Now we're moving them around. I didn't do it. God did it positively. Flip it, flap it, let it go. All right. Jesus, Chrissy is killing me over here trying to get. Trying to talk to the guys. All you're doing is yab, yab, yab, yab, yab.
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Chris Hoadley
Comfortable with and you feel powerful and things of that nature. So you're not leading. She doesn't feel like she's being led, so those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led. Muscle.
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Brian Greene
Where's your leash? You gotta get a leash. You gotta get a collar and a leash. You got to be led, you know what I'm saying? She wants to be led. Like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I'm saying? God said it, I didn't say it. Fuck that. Come on, let's go. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
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Rachel
Best to you, Brian.
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Brian Greene
Best to you. Out there in the podcast universe. It was at. Maybe it was a coffee shop, maybe it was Starbucks. I was up there and I was talking to somebody, some guy that was standing there, and he had. I forgot how the conversation started. He had like a bag of plantains or something. And he was mentioning something about coffee. And I said, oh, you got some plantains? My wife is Venezuelan. She likes plantains. To which he replied, oh, your wife is Venezuelan? And I said, yes, she is. And he goes, oh, well, she must have. That was a really, probably a really tough childhood she had. And I said, what do you mean? And he goes, well, I know there's a lot of starving children there and, you know, the education system isn't so good. And I said, are you, are you a moron? This is the thing you get when you get. When you have a bi nationality, when you, like have a mixed family. Right, People. And listen, I know I've been guilty of this in my past too. So in my head at least, I don't usually say these words out loud, but people make these huge umbrella assumptions about Venezuelans. It's not Ethiopia. In the 1980s, Venezuela was one of the richest countries on earth before. Before Hugo Chavez took over and decided to suck all that money from the Venezuelan people. It's also one of the most educated countries on earth. My wife has two master's degrees. I don't. I. I have a master in nothing. I barely went to school. I barely made it through school. And my wife had a rally, a relatively, generally speaking, normal childhood and grew up in a middle class home and, you know, very nice things. Caracas, I hear, is one of the most beautiful places on earth. But the assumption sometimes that is made when I say that my wife is Venezuelan is that I took some, you know, poor.
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Rachel
You adopted her out of her.
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Brian Greene
I adopted her out of poverty, yeah. And the uneducated poor woman that I adopted. And this is not. What's that movie with Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman. This is not Pretty Woman. I didn't pull her up out of there. She pulled me up out of poverty.
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Rachel
That is true.
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Brian Greene
And I pulled her into poverty is what happened. Okay. All right. She was doing just fine until she met me. This isn't like a sympathy plea that I made because I like to bring home stray cats. Astrid is well educated, well spoken. Well to do. I mean, well, to do a general sense. Right. She's middle class. But I hate it when people just make these stupid assumptions.
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Rachel
I know.
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Brian Greene
And he was like, how did you guys communicate at first? And I was like, how do. With words. What do you mean, how do we communicate? Unlike the United States of America, Venezuela is not under the assumption that everybody in the world is going to speak espanole well.
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Rachel
And she wasn't like a Mail order bride. You were communicating with like a translator from her computer in like a shack.
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Brian Greene
That's right.
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Rachel
Somewhere.
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Brian Greene
I didn't pay per minute to text her and have it translated. I didn't take a tour bus around the country to dance halls looking for women. I mean, I didn't do that. We met through a mutual friend.
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Rachel
That's 90 day. Fiance.
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Brian Greene
Yeah, fiance. Or that Russian mail order bride thing that we watched that one time. But it's just like, you know, it, it goes without saying that Venezuela is taking a lot of heat right now thanks to some people elected duly into office, that Venezuela is taking a lot of heat and that particularly Trump has flip flopped a lot on Venezuela. When he was in office last time, he wanted to protect the Venezuelans from the communist government. Now the Venezuelans are invading the United States of America. They are more educated, they are harder working. Do you know that almost 75% of all working class male Venezuelan immigrants are working? That's more than any other population domesticated or undomesticated in the United States. They are educated, highly educated, by and large. A lot of them speak the language. It's just kind of silly. They're silly assumptions. And I know we make these assumptions about a lot of different types of people. It's not just Venezuelans. It happens to be the one that's close to my family, but it just drives me up a fucking wall. I just wanted to know if you liked plantains, dude.
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Rachel
Yeah.
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Brian Greene
Christina, on many on poor. I didn't need your world dissertation on the state of Venezuela, really, honestly, I think that, you know, we could probably learn a little bit more from people who want to better themselves and better than family. Here's the point, here's the point that I've been making for a long time, long before we became so tribalized and long before I met my Venezuelan wife because I had Venezuelan friends who were essentially my family. That's how I got into the Venezuelan culture and how I met my wife. Geography and where you're born, your nationality is really a lottery. And when you think about it, that's the only way to describe it. It is like a universal you win or you don't win, you're here or you're there, kind of lottery. You don't choose where you're born and you don't choose to whom you're born. And you don't choose which lines you're born within or without. You don't. So the fact that a lot of people, especially it seems like right now, get fired up about that imaginary line in the sand and whether or not someone has crossed it or will cross it to make a better life for themselves generally, then I say fuck you, because it's a lottery and you. You won it this go round. But what happens if you don't win it next go round if you believe in that kind of shit? And what happens if someday that imaginary line in the sand moves to the other side of you to not include you? Right. Because, you know, United States is the greatest country on earth. I firmly believe that. But maybe it's not always gonna be. And maybe you're gonna wanna go somewhere else. And then they're gonna say, fuck you because we don't like you because you were born in that country. It's such a stupid thing to get all upset about. Here's here. I'm not trying to get on a high horse. Immigration is a hot button issue right now. It really is. Hey, you don't have to be a genius to figure out how I feel about it. I have a Venezuelan wife. You don't need to. You don't need a doctorate or you don't need two master's degrees to figure out how Brian Greene feels about this. I think it's really silly for us to feel so incredibly spiteful and hateful to someone because they were born on the other side of an imaginary line. I really do. Do I think we need immigration reform? Absolutely. If you walk into my house and you're a criminal, do I want you here? No, I do not want you here. But if you're here with good intent and you want to do some good and you feel like you're going to contribute to the household, I'm going to listen. I'm at least going to give you a chance. Right. And all that aside, it's our constitutional obligation to give someone their ability to argue their case.
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Rachel
Yeah. I mean, the nation was built with immigrants.
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Brian Greene
That's it. We're all immigrants.
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Rachel
We are.
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Brian Greene
We're all immigrants. Very few of us are natives to this land.
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Rachel
Yes.
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Brian Greene
But how quickly we forget that when it's time for vitriol, hate, and spit. And I don't understand for the life of me how some people are sleeping at night when the things that they're doing to families and to children and then the people who are cheering them on. It is hate as a sport, and it is fucked up. It is really fucked up.
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Rachel
Yeah.
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Brian Greene
And so. And I think that while this guy may not have been one of those people. I don't know. I didn't Stand around to talk to him about his particular political leanings. It just sounded really ignorant. Like the whole thing sounded really ignorant.
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Rachel
That's not a generalization of anybody from a country.
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Brian Greene
Yeah, he's believing the generalizations that are being put out there. Take the time to get yourself educated about the people you're disliking so much. It's so fucking silly, guys. It's fucking silly. You can have. You can. We can argue about the debt ceiling and, you know, whether or not these laws should be enacted or we should go to war, not go to war, whatever. We can argue about that in the halls of Congress. That's why we elect officials. But we. And I don't believe in war either. But when we are at home in our own. On our own backyards and we are literally beating the shit out of people who did nothing except for cross an imaginary line to get a better life, I think we should really reevaluate our place in humanity because that is silliness. And then when we're believing the lines that are fed to us without any evidence to the contra. Zero evidence that it's true is really. It's really kind of fucked up. It's really fucked up.
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Rachel
I agree.
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Brian Greene
And it makes me just sad. It makes me sad. Makes me sad for everybody that is getting caught up in all of this drama. It makes me sad for the people who are probably somewhere deep down good people who are just getting caught up in the Facebook posts and the Twitter feeds and the constant barrage of bullshit that's coming at them that they're believing. And it makes me feel most sad for the kids. The children.
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Rachel
100%. Yeah.
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Brian Greene
Who are getting ripped from their families or their families ripped from them. And then just from the children who are just born in this country right now, who are gonna have to at some point act like the adults that we are not being that, my friend, is the saddest thing of all is that the kids are gonna have to pick up all these dirty fucking pieces because we refuse to act like humans. And that is silliness. Silliness off my high horse. Because someone likes plantains does not mean they grew up in poverty, uneducated, unable to speak any language whatsoever. Okay? Just remember that next time you're talking to somebody, okay? Chrissy.
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Rachel
It's the happiest place on earth.
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Brian Greene
Fuck you, Hol.
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Unknown
Where's the Tylenol?
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Brian Greene
Chrissy and I were talking about the fact that Poly Family, a show that Chrissy and I hated, but we were watching anyway, just all of a Sudden.
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Rachel
Up and left, just disappeared.
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Brian Greene
I cannot find for the life of me any information.
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Rachel
I can't either. Usually there would be the little Google thing that says, you know, like somebody else had asked what happened to the show, but it's on IMDb. It's gone. It's not. I mean, it's there. The first six episodes are there, but they totally left it because there was a storyline happening.
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Brian Greene
I'm asking ChatGPT to see if he can see if it can search the web and find any information. Poly Family has not officially or formally been canceled, but all signs point to it being gone.
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Rachel
Yeah.
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Brian Greene
Reddit viewers note that episode five and six aired back to back and were labeled the season finale with no announcement of more episodes.
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Rachel
Oh, I didn't realize that was labeled Season 5, but there was a whole storyline.
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Brian Greene
Yeah. However, speculation is that TLC quietly ended it early, likely due to low ratings and backlash against cast member Sean, who had been linked to controversies. Oh. Oh, what?
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Rachel
Sean was the one that nobody wanted to sleep with?
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Brian Greene
That's right.
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Rachel
Okay.
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Brian Greene
Yes. He was the one that none of the girls got excited about.
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Rachel
Yeah.
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Brian Greene
Controversies was Sean involved with. We are learning this in real time. This is the fog of war, kids. I'm having chat tcb. Figure it all out for us. Alleged emotional and psychological abuse. Say it isn't so. Reddit users frequently describe him as controlling and volatile. Control and rage seem to be how he monopolizes the family. It's extremely abusive. Okay. Past acqui. I cannot talk today. I am having such a problem. What is wrong with my mouth? Past accusations of sexual harassment. Viewers shared claims that Sean was fired for sexual harassment from a workplace or high school coaching role. Ooh. Involvement of child protection services.
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Rachel
Wow.
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Brian Greene
Multiple temporary custody modifications were filed by his ex wife, citing immediate danger and inappropriate online interactions with a minor. One ex wife reported that the Department of Human Services and police interview intervened after allegations of leaving his daughter unsupervised with stepchildren associated with sexual act associated with a sexually acting out committee. What does that. I don't even know what that means. Multiple ex wives and multiple paternity claims.
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Rachel
Multiple ex wives. I thought they didn't. They didn't have any kids. I thought. I mean, they had the one.
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Brian Greene
Well, but they're saying he had, like, previously. Yeah, he had previously.
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Rachel
Oh, he did?
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Brian Greene
Yes. Wow.
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Rachel
Okay. Well, that's the reason to yank it.
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Brian Greene
Okay, well, good night. See you later. Poly Family no more. Didn't know that. Had no idea. This is the thing is, like, you know, you get involved with these television shows. And then months and months later, all this bullshit comes out. It's like I was watching 90 Day Fiance the other way a couple of years ago and there was a guy who was a sperm donor, quote, unquote. And then they had the Netflix documentary the man who Spermed the World or something. I don't know what it was called. To find out that he was a part of a cult, essentially, that was running around trying to make as many children as possible so that they could have their own little fiefdom of kids running around. They wanted their DNA to be like a lineage throughout the world and history by multiplying, but they had to essentially impregnate enough women to make that happen, which is crazy. That's like a weird, I don't know, God fetish or something like that. But I didn't. I had no idea about any of this with Sean. And now I can understand why TLC may have quietly shelved this.
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Rachel
I think so too.
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Brian Greene
But Sean definitely was the X factor in the family for sure.
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Rachel
Yeah, he was. And he was kind of mean.
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Brian Greene
He. There was an episode, the first episode with the kid. Yes, yes.
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Rachel
I hated that.
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Brian Greene
Where the two fathers. So Poly Family, in case you don't know, in case you have your head in a hole and you're not listening to the commercial break. Poly Family is another, you know, kind of. I don't know how to say this, like fetish porn from TLC where they get into weird situations in people's lives and make a whole television show about it where two families had gotten together. Two couples, a man and a woman. A man and a woman living under the same roof. All of them fucking each other.
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Rachel
Well, no, not all of them. It was just the men.
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Brian Greene
The men fucking the women.
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Rachel
Yeah, the men would basically switch every other day than you were with the other woman. They weren't together, the women weren't together and the men weren't together.
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Brian Greene
Yes, well, but the one woman did want to be with the other woman, but she had said no.
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Rachel
Right.
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Brian Greene
So it was all weird, like. Right. You know, okay.
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Rachel
And then they had kids.
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Brian Greene
Then they had kids.
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Rachel
The other couple had previous kids they brought into it. And then the. They got pregnant. Everybody got pregnant like three different times. I don't know.
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Brian Greene
It was weird. Okay. It's hard to follow. And really it was non instrumental to the story. So I never really paid attention to whose kids were whose. They wouldn't even tell the children.
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Rachel
The two older kids were the. Not Sean and his wife. The other couple.
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Brian Greene
Yeah. So they're sitting at a table. One of the daughters comes home. One of the younger daughters comes home from school, and one of the fathers, not Sean, can't even remember his name.
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Rachel
Not Shawn, who was the biological father.
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Brian Greene
Yes.
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Rachel
They're the ones that brought those two older children into the marriage, he says.
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Brian Greene
He starts talking to the daughter, and Sean is sitting at the table also, and he says, nope, not going to do this. You got to go downstairs. You're grounded. And the father, the birth father of the child is like, what's going on? And he says, she's grounded. She was grounded, and she can't sit here and talk because she's grounded. Finish your food and go downstairs.
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Rachel
Yeah.
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Brian Greene
And he doesn't cause a stink. The birth father doesn't cause a stink. But when the girl leaves, he explains, I just wanted to talk to my daughter after school.
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Rachel
Yeah. I've been at work all day.
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Brian Greene
And he's like, don't make me out to be the bad guy. She's grounded, and so she needs to live up. I didn't know talking was against the grounding rules. I mean, I was grounded a lot when I was a kid, but I was still allowed to talk. Exactly, Yeah. I mean, especially to my parents. That's. That's what I. That's all I was allowed to do, essentially. It was just really weird. And Sean was always getting upset about something or other in the situations. He was jealous, he was mad, he didn't like the other guy. The other guy was stepping on his toes. He couldn't be a parent. And go figure. The ladies did not want to have sex with him. They got all excited about the other guy when it was his night to sleep with them. They got all excited and shaved their legs and put on perfume. But it was Sean's night. They were like. It was like. You could tell. They just weren't as emotionally, physically, or sexually as involved with Sean. As a matter of fact, the very last episode that I saw, one of the couples, the Sean and one of the women went to a tantra yoga sex therapist to get their mojo back. And Sean looked like. I don't even know any other way to say it. He looked like a circus clown trying to fit in in church. I mean, the guy really looked like he was out of his element. He did not know the first thing to do or say when it came to sex or they kind of foreplay with his wife. Now, I don't know that any of these allegations are true. I'm not saying they are. This is Literally chat GPT sucking up bullshit information from the Internet could just be people talking. Because that's what happens when you get a certain amount of notoriety. People come out of the woodwork saying stuff about you, and most likely most of it is not true. Yeah, but this chat is citing some references that are not Reddit, like news stories. So maybe Sean was up to no good. And so if that's the case, doesn't TLC doing vetting of these people? If I can figure that out in one second, doesn't somebody at TLC go, ah, we should probably check this guy out.
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Rachel
Yeah, or speak to his ex wife. She might be coming back around with some allegations here.
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Brian Greene
Well, if there's multiple legal custody hearings, you can get that information. It's all, you know, you can't. I. When it comes to families, I think a lot of that stuff is like the redacted, but you can still pretty much figure out what's going on. Plus, you hire a private eye, they can figure out anything. That's what private eyes do. They go through your personal information, even when it's sealed. All right, okay, so let's take a break and then we'll be back. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some very heavy thinking to do before 10:00.
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Unknown
Hi, cats and kittens. Rachel here. Do you ever get the urge to see speak endlessly into the void like Brian. Well, I've got just the place for you to do that. 212-4333. TCB. That's 212-433-3822. Feel free to call and yell all you want. Tell Brian I need a raise. Compliment Chrissy's innate ability to put up with all his shenanigans or tell us a little story. The juicier the better. By the way, we love to hear your voice because Lord knows we're done losing listening to ourselves. Also, give us a follow on your favorite socials. He commercial break on Insta, TCB, podcast on TikTok. And for those of you who like to watch. Oh, that came out wrong. We put all the episodes out on video, YouTube.com thecommercial break and tcbpodcast.com for all the info on the show, your free sticker, or just to see how pretty we look. Okay, I gotta go now. I've got a date with my dog. No, seriously, Axel needs food. Today is pork chop day.
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Brian Greene
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Rachel
But then reality hits. You're juggling work, kids, pets, and whatever existential crisis the Internet's throwing at you that day. Who's got time to wash lettuce?
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Brian Greene
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Rachel
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Brian Greene
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Rachel
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Brian Greene
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Rachel
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Brian Greene
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Rachel
Let's do it.
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Brian Greene
Here we go.
- [29:20]
Chris Hoadley
Three reasons why you're not getting laid even when you're in shape. Because it don't fucking matter, bro. It's about so much more than that. And if you think that's it, you got the whole game up and twisted, man.
- [29:34]
Rachel
There's so much to dig.
- [29:35]
Brian Greene
I don't even know where to start.
- [29:37]
Rachel
Let's start with the black leather sofa he's on. And then the two or three or four throw pillows that are just thrown to the side.
- [29:44]
Brian Greene
Yes, that's definitely not leather. It's pleather. Let's not get it mixed up. He's Got a big black pleather couch, a white wall behind him. Chrissy's right. There are three throw pillows for no good reason whatsoever thrown next to him for no good reason whatsoever. In no order. They're just stacked on top of each other. This is a huge dude. He is a big beefy guy, probably in his early 30s I would imagine. High and tight on a like a little thin Italian beard. Eyebrows till Tuesday. Yeah.
- [30:18]
Rachel
Well manicured, but definitely their statement.
- [30:20]
Brian Greene
Yes. White button down, short sleeve shirt, which is a choice. It's a look and it's a choice. I just want you to know that gold chain. He's only got two of the buttons buttoned. And then he's got a huge black belt with a buckle. Huge watch on, tattoos up and down his arms and on his chest. You have to see this guy. YouTube.com the commercial break. And that accent is unforgettable. Forget about it, guys.
- [30:46]
Chris Hoadley
Let's get into it. We came from no women at all. Out of shape, overweight, to having girls that truly.
- [30:52]
Brian Greene
Oh my God. This is team coach. HP is where you can find him in case you're interested. I'll give him a shout out. He is now showing pictures of what I imagine is him. He doesn't look the same, but okay. Maybe the beard is different.
- [31:08]
Rachel
He doesn't have the hat on.
- [31:10]
Brian Greene
Yeah, there is one picture of him holding a girl, just holding a girl with her face blurred out. And right next to it is a picture of him at a club. Looks like a club or something, I guess.
- [31:21]
Rachel
Licking.
- [31:22]
Brian Greene
He's licking her mouth while he's taking a selfie and looking at the camera. It's disturbing.
- [31:28]
Chris Hoadley
Listen, I didn't say this shit. God did. God said it, okay? She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do. We run on submission in a pot.
- [31:36]
Brian Greene
Oh, there we go. What does he even mean by that? I didn't say it. God said it. You have to be. And I, I'm just going to say this. I, I don't know who you are and I'm sure we're going to be fast friends after this video. But God didn't say anything. The Bible said it. And the Bible is written not by God. I think most historians would agree it's not written by God.
- [31:57]
Rachel
Well, also, he said God said he was out of shape. Is I.
- [32:00]
Brian Greene
God said we run on submission. The women submit to us. We run on submission. That's what God said. You know what I'm saying? Let's go over that again. Chrissy. You're not understanding. It's because you're a woman. Just you sit there, shut up and I'll do all the talking, okay?
- [32:13]
Chris Hoadley
Well, that's what we do. We run on submission.
- [32:15]
Brian Greene
Oh, I gotta run that back a little bit more. Chrissy, you're bothering me. You're getting in my head. Now let me go back to these pictures. You see me with this tongue down this throat. That's what the women are submitting to me. You know what I'm saying? Submit to my fat tongue down your throat. God damn it. Look at that tongue.
- [32:29]
Rachel
It's so beautiful.
- [32:30]
Chris Hoadley
Listen, I didn't say this God dead. God said it, okay? She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do. We run on submission in a positive manner.
- [32:38]
Brian Greene
Do I need to. Do I need to positively run that back again?
- [32:42]
Rachel
I was misunderstanding. I thought he was saying God said that she needed to. I don't.
- [32:47]
Brian Greene
Listen, I didn't say God said it. You were born with a little few less brain cells than us men, okay? I didn't say it. God said it, okay?
- [32:54]
Chris Hoadley
I positively and make the rules. God did. So with that being said, let's dive into it, Stack Jack while I teach you how to max. Subscribe to the video.
- [33:01]
Rachel
Stack Jack.
- [33:02]
Brian Greene
What, you can't keep up because you're a woman? Let the guys talk. What are you getting involved for? Stack jack, flapping stack, flap, flap a jack, flip it, flop it. What about, oh, no, let's grow together.
- [33:14]
Chris Hoadley
Man, I'm bringing you this heat, so let's grow off it, man. So number one, three reasons why you're not getting laid while you're in shape. Why the fuck would that happen?
- [33:22]
Rachel
While you're in shape?
- [33:24]
Brian Greene
Yeah, why you're in shape because, you know, just because. Yeah, I got a small dick and big arms doesn't mean you're gonna get laid all the time. You gotta get your tongue game going. You know what I'm saying? Chrissy, if she doesn't want your tongue all the way down her mouth, if she doesn't want to be eating your tongue like a big fat piece of steak, then you're not doing it right. All right, now shut up. Flap, flip, flap, flack a jack, let it go. All right. Let's grow together. I said it on God.
- [33:48]
Rachel
I'm bringing the heat.
- [33:48]
Brian Greene
I'm bringing the heat. Let's grow together. Flapjack, submission sense.
- [33:52]
Chris Hoadley
But I'm gonna break it down, make it make sense. You got the body you dreamed of. You finally got in shape. You Got jacked. But you're still not getting results with women. What are we talking about here? Why is this happening? Let's break it the.
- [34:03]
Brian Greene
Let's break it the fuck down. Down.
- [34:05]
Chris Hoadley
A to Z.
- [34:06]
Brian Greene
Come on, baby.
- [34:06]
Chris Hoadley
So number one.
- [34:07]
Brian Greene
A to Z.
- [34:08]
Rachel
No, we're going one to three.
- [34:10]
Brian Greene
No, we're going A to Z. Number one. Okay, shut up. You don't know. God said it. I didn't say it.
- [34:15]
Rachel
God said it.
- [34:16]
Chris Hoadley
Positively, positively zero frame. This is the first time you've really ever been in shape, so it's not something you.
- [34:21]
Brian Greene
What happened to the couch cushions? Now we're moving them around. I didn't do it. God did it. Positively. Flip it, flap it, let it go. All right. Jesus. Chrissy is fucking killing me over here. Trying to get. Trying to talk to the guys. All you're doing is. Yeah, yab, yab, yab, yab.
- [34:39]
Chris Hoadley
Comfortable with and you feel powerful and things of that nature. So you're not leading. She doesn't feel like she's being led. So those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led. Muscle.
- [34:47]
Brian Greene
Where's your leash? You got to get a leash. You got to get a collar and a leash. You got to be led. You know what I'm saying? She wants to be led. Like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I'm saying? God said it. I didn't say it. Fuck that. Come on, let's go.
- [35:00]
Chris Hoadley
They're an attribute, they're an add in. But yet these girls don't care about the muscles. They come with the confidence and the things that come with the muscles. Being a true leader, decisive, picking out meals.
- [35:09]
Brian Greene
Where we're going, picking out meals. That's what a girl really wants. Picking out meals. You say, hey, we're going to McDonald's. All right. Double cheeseburger for you. I don't think so. Apples. You'll get my apples from the Happy Meal because you fat.
- [35:21]
Rachel
I don't like that stock stock video or photos of people he's describing.
- [35:28]
Brian Greene
I didn't do it. Chat did it. Positively. All right, okay. You know what I'm saying? Let's grow together. Let's get it together. Come on. Move those pillows again. All right, good.
- [35:36]
Chris Hoadley
Went out at night. My chick said to me, you want to go out tonight? I said, I don't think so. She said, good, me neither.
- [35:40]
Brian Greene
So I got laid instantaneously, you know what I'm saying? My chick said to me, you want to go out? I said, you. You know she did. Blowjob. Instantaneously. That's how it goes. Micro penis. All right, let's get it together.
- [35:50]
Chris Hoadley
She does whatever I want to do. And you have to accept that role as the leader and not. And take it like a man. Otherwise it comes off fraudulent.
- [35:59]
Brian Greene
Yes, of course I am.
- [36:00]
Rachel
I guess he's very alert. And then his. His eyes flutter.
- [36:04]
Brian Greene
355 cc's the GHB before I go hit it. You know what I'm talking about? I got the Roid 255A Testostis. You know what I'm saying? Testostis. I didn't say it. God said it. He said, get as swole as you can, they get a blowjob before dinner. And if she wants to go pizza, you say, no, I want steak. That's how it goes. All right. I didn't say it. God said it. It's submit it. All right. God damn it. Flip, flop, get it, stack it. Let's go. Let's roll together.
- [36:29]
Chris Hoadley
All right, you're not leading with frame is number one. And most importantly. And if you're not doing that, you're gonna lose. You're gonna lose, lose, lose, lose, lose.
- [36:39]
Rachel
What is he doing?
- [36:39]
Brian Greene
I fell asleep for a minute there. All right. Okay. All right. Let's go together. Come on. What are we doing? All right. I just got out of the gym. I'm tired. What can I tell you? A little heroin never hurt anybody.
- [36:47]
Chris Hoadley
So you're not taking the lead. You just have muscles, but you're not decisive. Showing the way, leading the relationship, getting respect by other men. So most importantly, it's. It's the frame.
- [36:57]
Brian Greene
So you getting respect by other men. You're not getting your asshole tickled a little bit by other men. Chrissy, she doesn't like that. She wants. She wants to see you getting a little ball licking from other guys. That's what I'm saying. You. You see a little ball licking, then she ball licks your balls. Everybody's in on. You know what I'm saying? Come on, hit it. Had it. Let's go. All right. What's going on? My pleasure couch. It's making noises. I'm sleeping. My watch is too heavy. What can I tell you? I don't know.
- [37:22]
Chris Hoadley
Go on these dates. You're half hazard. You're. You're half hazard.
- [37:27]
Brian Greene
He literally nodded out half sentence.
- [37:29]
Rachel
Yes.
- [37:29]
Brian Greene
I think he's on something. Yeah, or he's really tired. Pass.
- [37:32]
Chris Hoadley
You're half hazard. You looked up.
- [37:34]
Brian Greene
You're half hazard. You half hazard your cream pie. You over waddled. You're underweighted oh, what are we on? Hey, I didn't do it. God did it. What can I say? Positivity. Let's go. Let's grow together.
- [37:58]
Rachel
Wow.
- [38:04]
Brian Greene
I can hear tweedly music in the background. He just falls asleep halfway.
- [38:10]
Rachel
Yeah, that's weird.
- [38:12]
Brian Greene
He really did just fall asleep halfway through a sentence. That was a little weird, Paul.
- [38:15]
Chris Hoadley
But when she speaks to you, she could feel the weakness in your voice, the nervousness. You're still asking her where she wants to go. The whole relationship is thrown off center because she feels no power in you. No fucking release of her feminine energy.
- [38:28]
Rachel
She wants to go.
- [38:29]
Brian Greene
That's right. So far I've made two points in my A to Z. Number one. Number one was tell her where to go. Number two was tell her where to go. Number three is telling where to go. Foreshadowing there. You don't know what that means. Shut up.
- [38:45]
Chris Hoadley
You know, fucking leave it at the door. He'll take care of it. None of that energy. So all that muscle means nothing. You have to own it. You have to own who you are. And it's not about money. It's about everything but money. It's about league, control, honor.
- [38:56]
Rachel
You look at the pillows?
- [38:57]
Brian Greene
Yeah, I'm looking at the pillows. They're jumping from one side to the other. What can I say? I didn't do it. God did it. I got ghosts in my house. Where's there is a Caputo when you need it. That broad come over here and she'd figure out where the ghosts are. Are. Look, I got dollar bill pillows. They are.
- [39:11]
Rachel
Oh, my God.
- [39:13]
Brian Greene
He's got throw pillows that have George Washington on them.
- [39:17]
Rachel
And the other one is a hundred dollar bill.
- [39:19]
Brian Greene
Oh, that's classic. Oh, where did you get those? Pottery Barn?
- [39:25]
Rachel
I don't think they're selling them.
- [39:26]
Brian Greene
No. Kmart.
- [39:27]
Chris Hoadley
Respect, integrity. So a few dates in, you're still acting lackluster. Barely wants to sleep with you in. Wait until 3, 4, 5, 6 dates to even get laid for the first time. It's a massive lack of confidence in itself. So you're just dropping on all avenues, man.
- [39:40]
Brian Greene
You need to you dropping the ball when you should be dropping your balls. You know what I'm saying? You gotta drop a nut first. One, two dates, that's gotta do. You gotta tell her, hey, I don't care what you want to eat. We're gonna have some pizza, we're gonna flip it, flap it, let it go. I'm gonna drop a little jizz on you, and then I'll make a video. I'M gonna take a nippy nap and when I get up, I expect this place to be clean.
- [40:01]
Rachel
But those dollar bill pop pillows back.
- [40:03]
Brian Greene
I know it's our first date and it's a blind one to death, but I'm gonna need my room clean and go upstairs, make some ragu with my mom. Chop chop. I need some vaseva vu lead and.
- [40:14]
Chris Hoadley
Leave from the front. Lee Strong, she never advanced with sexual nature. Touch and things of this nature. You don't flirt properly. You don't fucking put energy on her. You're soft, you're weak. You're scared to think and talk about sexual.
- [40:25]
Brian Greene
Wow. Wow. Even I'm getting turned on by this guy. You don't fucking leave.
- [40:33]
Rachel
You don't touch her things of that nature.
- [40:36]
Brian Greene
You don't grab her breasts in the car at a stop sign. What are you doing? You don't stick your tongue directly down her throat all the way. That's what you got to do. I don't know what that. Sorry. Had to take a nippy nap there. If mommy didn't put me to bed tonight. What can I tell you? All you want a thousand bucks? He is videotaping this from the basement of his mom's house.
- [40:54]
Chris Hoadley
Oh yeah, you don't care about sex, you get sex. So when I'm on a date with a chick, I always say.
- [41:07]
Brian Greene
Sorry, what was I? Was I talking about tits or what was I going on? I don't know. Flip it, flap it, hit that subscribe button. Let's go together. Let's go together. All right. Come on. I don't know what to tell you. Wow, this is great. All right, we'll be back. We're going to take a break. Stay tuned.
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- [43:49]
Brian Greene
All right, we're back with Pizza Pozzuoli poio pua. Here we are. All right, Pua, Pizza pozzuoli. I'm here with you. Let me tell you the rest this story before I fall back asleep. All right? I got my couch cushion set. I'm ready to go. No, no.
- [44:00]
Chris Hoadley
What are you talking about? You know, if it goes there, it goes there. I just want to have chemistry. I'm more of the type that, you know, has sex off. Energy and intellectual nature. I'm not worried about none of that.
- [44:08]
Brian Greene
I got sexual energy and intellectual nature. I like to talk about your tits all the time. I know what they are. The breasticles. That's what my mommy calls them. The mammary glands. The milk comes out of them. I know. I saw National Geographic when I was a kid. What do you think? I'm intellectual all the time. So I got a problem. I'm on some medication. What can I tell you? I Got my dick shank. And then it grew and now I'm here. You gotta lead with the frame. That's what you got to do. You gotta tell them where to go. Chrissy, tell them where to go. I don't know what you want me to do. God said it, I didn't say it. On submission positively I'm doing things.
- [44:40]
Chris Hoadley
I'm touching. Talking about the workout we're gonna have and things of nature. I'm always running my foot.
- [44:44]
Brian Greene
I'm work you out. You're not gonna understand. I'm gonna get your glutes.
- [44:47]
Rachel
My God.
- [44:47]
Brian Greene
I'm gonna get your glutes and your boots.
- [44:49]
Rachel
I'm touching you. Talk about working out.
- [44:51]
Brian Greene
That's right. I'm gonna get your labia and your Libya. I'm gonna get it all. Don't worry about it. I'm gonna lead you. I got a frame. I'm gonna lead you. I'm gonna lead with my frame. Here I go. Ready? Just give me a second. Gotta take a little nap. I'm so tired. I've been up all day trying to make this video. I've been up since 1pm Trying to make this video. It's already 2:30. I got. I'm hungry. What can I say? I gotta get another protein shake.
- [45:16]
Chris Hoadley
First date kiss, you know, Listen, I could tell you really want to kiss me right now. Listen, the way you're looking at me right now, I could tell you really want to kiss me. It's gonna make me real uncomfortable if you don't.
- [45:24]
Brian Greene
He is wasted. Yeah, something, bro, you're wasted. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's medication that you're prescribed. You may be a narcoleptic, but your eyes are straight fading. And I've known enough and I've seen enough. I know one when I see one. That's all I got to say. Back to the video. I hurry up, I'm about to go down. That's why he's got the pillow next to him so we can take a nap.
- [45:52]
Chris Hoadley
Do something about it right now. Plus it's going to worry me about our future. And if you're going to take action on anything we need to do, baby. So lines like this. But instead you're telling about your work, your travel, your dog. And nothing in relation of sexual energy. Bring attention exciting. This girl's life life so that she never wants to go anywhere.
- [46:07]
Brian Greene
What is he talking about?
- [46:09]
Rachel
I don't know.
- [46:10]
Brian Greene
I'm surprised this channel doesn't have a million Followers yet. Really? You're talking about your dog, you're talking about lunch. You're talking about whatever. I'm talking about my dick and your vagina. What are we talking about? I'm gonna work you out. And then I'm gonna work you up. And then I'm gonna take a Nicky little nappy. And then Mommy's gonna make me her famous ragu. And we're gonna have some bread and fossa. Fool, you're gonna go home. I gotta go down to my bed. It's a single. What do you want me to do? I'm still living in my mom's basement. You mad at that? Don't be mad at that. It's not me, it's God. God told me. God said live with my parents for the rest of my life. What can I tell you? I don't like you. You like me. Okay, let's go. I'm going to make a video real quick. I'll talk to you later. Got to go. Work out.
- [46:42]
Chris Hoadley
Where ever again. Outside on a date with you. And then you go three, four, five, six dates in, barely having sex. Even after you've had sex. You don't keep a girl in retainer because your sex is weak. You got to do it anywhere and everywhere. In a car, in a spot. In a bathroom. As soon as she walks in the door.
- [46:58]
Rachel
As soon as she walks in the door, boom.
- [47:00]
Brian Greene
In the spot where? The restroom. In the spot. Oh, my God.
- [47:07]
Rachel
Wow.
- [47:08]
Brian Greene
I love, love, love guys like this.
- [47:11]
Rachel
Oh, yeah.
- [47:11]
Brian Greene
I've had so many friends with this exact same accent. And I love them. I had a guide, a guy that I worked with. His name was Corey. I loved Corey. Corey. And Corey introduced me to David Mamet, the famous playwright. His books. And. And. And I just fell in love with David Mamet and his books. And Corey knew how to recite these, but he had this exact same accent, this exact same build. He lived with his mom, I mean, the whole nine yards, right? And I loved him. Highly intelligent, really sweet guy. Very creative. But these guys are so funny. Only they have the spot. But the spot really means any. It could be anywhere. It could be the restaurant, the place where we meet.
- [47:49]
Rachel
Well, bathroom.
- [47:50]
Brian Greene
Gotta hit him at the spot. Yeah, hit him at the spot. Hit him at the spot.
- [47:54]
Chris Hoadley
Throw over the counter. Kinky. No head. Just bro. And we'll talk about that whack pussy later.
- [48:00]
Brian Greene
Let's talk about that wack pussy and no head. I don't want no head.
- [48:03]
Rachel
Oh, my God.
- [48:04]
Brian Greene
I want to stick my tongue down your throat. You Seen the picture? Let me show you the picture. That's how I like it.
- [48:08]
Chris Hoadley
The man anywhere, every time.
- [48:13]
Brian Greene
I like how that was edited.
- [48:14]
Rachel
I know.
- [48:15]
Brian Greene
I like how he had to cut three into an edit. What was I saying? I'll edit to get a link.
- [48:26]
Chris Hoadley
Mess her hair up. Masculine, but in control. And this level but not needing it. Like a cornball. But it should be nasty, bro. And this should.
- [48:35]
Rachel
This is amazing.
- [48:36]
Brian Greene
This guy. Oh, man. And here's the thing. There are plenty of suitors out there for him that are getting turned on by every word he's saying. They just love it. They love this shit. They just. They think it's great that he's going to throw them against the counter and make it messy and do it in the spot.
- [48:55]
Chris Hoadley
Never end. You should never live together so it always stays like this. My whole script and play playbook is gonna change the game on how to keep a girl forever.
- [49:02]
Brian Greene
He's gonna change the game. That's right. You never live with them. Never. Always with mommy, never with them. Mommy does your mommy makes you bed? Your girlfriend doesn't? You know what I'm saying? Chrissy, I didn't make up the rules. God made up the rules. It says in Corinthians or some shit like that. It says make your bed, don't make your bed. Mommy make your bed, not your girlfriend. You know what I'm saying? Don't live with them ever. Don't do that. That's a. That's a recipe for the whole relationship to go downhill. You can fuck him in your mom's house, fuck him in the spot, fuck him in the bathroom, fuck him in the portaloo. I don't care. Get them wherever you get them. Throw them over the counter, throw them over the dog bed, throw them over the balcony. Throw them over the balcony. Make sure you pick them up. Bring them back inside, clean them up a little bit. Fuck them again. That's how I do it.
- [49:44]
Chris Hoadley
Even in a marriage frame, we'll have the party, not the paper sign. But it's gonna keep it like nobody's business ever. I'm gonna be the best ever to create this shit. Okay? You.
- [49:54]
Rachel
What is wrong with his eyes?
- [49:56]
Brian Greene
He's fading out. That looks like he's fading out. That looks like an opiate or diazepam reaction to being over medicated. Like he's on pain. Medic. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying there's something. I've seen people in this state, we've all. Not all of us, but some of us have had surgery where they give you high doses of medication. You do what's called fading out your mid sentence sentence. And then you feel an overwhelming urge to close your eyes, but you're not really closing them. They're actually rolling in the back of your head. And that's what's going on with this guy.
- [50:29]
Chris Hoadley
So it's nasty with it. No games.
- [50:31]
Brian Greene
Okay, but you need okay he said okay.
- [50:37]
Chris Hoadley
To control everything, A to Z. Switching the places, toys in there, you know, things she's never done before. Not in a weird way, but you know, using it on one spot where you're hitting in the other spot.
- [50:47]
Brian Greene
Do.
- [50:50]
Rachel
Not in a weird way.
- [50:52]
Brian Greene
You got to bring in a chimpanzee, maybe a couple zebras, a small car, but not in a weird way. You got to keep it. Not a weird way. You don't want to scare off, but you put one toy in her mouth, one toy in her ass. Get a zebra to hit a tits, you know what I'm saying? Not in a weird way. Don't make it weird, Chrissy. It's not weird. God said it's in the submission, Flap it, flip it, let's go, let's go together, let's grow together. Come on. I'm doing this.
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Rachel
What happened to one the 1, 2, 3 points?
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Brian Greene
I don't know. I fell asleep a little while ago. I forgot all about it.
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Chris Hoadley
I think she's never done before sexing it up, you know, in there and in the beginning, before it gets there. Advancing it to there in a masculine, strong way or being respectful.
- [51:28]
Brian Greene
Wow, he is a mouthful of words without any thoughts. These are literally words strung together.
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Chris Hoadley
Nature, you guys are just weak and then you get into it and you don't want to worry about it too much. And well, sex is a huge advancement in a relationship and you need to take it seriously. And it's a big part in getting laid to begin with and how to.
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Rachel
Come off sex is a big.
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Brian Greene
It's a big part of getting laid. I agree. He said something that made sense there. He said something that made sense. If you're looking to get laid, sex is going to be a big part of it. Take Brian's word for it. I'm. No, you know, what is his name?
- [52:05]
Rachel
Casanova.
- [52:06]
Brian Greene
Yeah, version of Bergiak or whatever his name is. But I'll tell you right now, if you're looking to get laid, paid sex is probably what you want to do.
- [52:16]
Chris Hoadley
Oh, controlled acting, like you don't care about it. Yeah, just come in for this glass of wine. When you leave dinner, you know you can leave in 10 minutes. You know, I gotta go to bed tired anyway. Good. You know, leave your shoes on. Don't take them off. Boom. Because we're gonna be chilling anyway. And then before you know, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. You.
- [52:31]
Brian Greene
Oh, no, don't put your purse down. I'm gonna you right there. Leave the groceries. Leave the groceries in your hand. Don't worry about the eggs. I'm gonna fuck you real quick. Don't take your shoes.
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Chris Hoadley
Boom, boom, boom.
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Brian Greene
Mom gets mad when you bring shoes in the house. Just boom, boom, boom. See you later. All right. Leave the wine. Don't forget the eggs. I need the eggs. I gotta make an omelette before I take a nappy everywhere.
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Chris Hoadley
And then number three, you don't live like a savage. In the beginning dating phrase. And in the beginning she could see the weakness. You work your corporate job, you do it. Corporate drama you do, but you don't take any risk. Where's the mentorship you joined? Where's the life that you're leading that you're gonna bring onto with a mentorship you take?
- [53:07]
Brian Greene
Joined what?
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Rachel
Yeah, I don't know.
- [53:09]
Brian Greene
I don't know either.
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Chris Hoadley
Last a country you traveled to. When's the last time you took a business risk? When was the last time you got in a boxing ring and punched somebody in the mouth? And.
- [53:19]
Rachel
Whoa. When's the last time you could business was when last time you got a box and punch somebody in the mouth?
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Chris Hoadley
I beat up by someone twice your size. When are you going to show fearless nature like you don't give a. You talk about being stressed. You're going to down her life. Not excited life. You need to live like a savage. If they're not trying to kill me, put a gun to my head or put me in a jail. So I'm worried about anyone, anything, anytime, anywhere. We're not going to get this apartment.
- [53:41]
Brian Greene
Oh, wow. Why did we take that there? What happened? Cool.
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Chris Hoadley
We're not going to get this job. Cool. They're going to take my fucking place.
- [53:48]
Brian Greene
Cool.
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Chris Hoadley
They're going to fire me.
- [53:49]
Brian Greene
Cool.
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Chris Hoadley
You need to.
- [53:50]
Brian Greene
Wow.
- [53:50]
Rachel
They're going to foreclose all my house.
- [53:52]
Brian Greene
They're going to foreclose on my house. Cool. They're going to shoot me in the balls. Cool. I don't need that dick anyway. You. I didn't say it. God said it. Let's go together. Let's grow together.
- [54:05]
Chris Hoadley
Like a savage. Fearless. And that rubs off on her and makes her just want to Spread her legs and give herself to you because you've taken control of yourself and have massive discipline. This is it. Subscribe to the video. This is the type that we're living. Masculine frame, enticing and exciting. Sex was number two on the way up and number one. But last but not least, the frame of the relationship and especially those first few dates has to be so on point because everyone's in that action. You need to control that. Guys, Stack Jack, yt, jhad and Mac comment on the video. Subscribe to the channel so we could grow together, man. Click the link in the description for my email newsletter. Get free emails every day. Go to my Instagram and I'll hit you with some nasty new content you know, never seen before. But let's go together. Support me supporting you and let's do this thing, baby.
- [54:48]
Brian Greene
Oh, wow. So much to digest. I wouldn't even know where to start, but I have a feeling we have a brand new YouTube channel that we are going to be all over.
- [55:01]
Rachel
Like, thank you to whoever that just.
- [55:03]
Brian Greene
Sent us that Stack Jack. Let it wrap. Let's go. Let's go together. I'm going to teach you how make to Mac. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna hit you with some nasty you ain't never seen before. Like that picture of me with tongue down my girl's throat. Oh, wow. Guys like this, I wonder how much exactly they're actually getting laid, yo. Because any of that advice, I mean, I know that there are girls out there that are all into this.
- [55:27]
Rachel
Yeah, but.
- [55:28]
Brian Greene
But Snooki is taken. Snooki is spoken for. So all the people from Jersey Shore have boyfriends, so. Wow. Okay, well, thank you. Thank you for sending that in. That was a good one. And I will be following up on that because hopefully there's just a gold mine of many videos we can watch. I took a quick look at his YouTube channel this morning and he had 74 followers, so. But I. I have a feeling he's gonna blow up. Yeah, he's gonna blow up. This content ain't gonna stay a secret for very long. There's guys, guys and girls like us all over the world looking for the next podcast hit sensation. And we just found it, I think. All right. Yeah. Wow.
- [56:15]
Rachel
I'm still trying to. My head's still reeling.
- [56:18]
Brian Greene
I'm still wondering why he was falling.
- [56:19]
Rachel
Asleep and why the pillows.
- [56:22]
Brian Greene
Why? Why the pillows? I don't get up to take the pillows out. It would have looked so much better. Stand up or something. Give it a little bit of energy, but I'm not sure he could stand up. Looks like he was falling asleep. Yeah, he's gonna hurt himself. Fall over. Whatever you're on, bro. Take a little bit less of it next time. A little bit less of it. All right. 212-4333 tcb 212-433-3822 questions, comments, concerns or content ideas like that, we would love it. We'll take it. We'll run with it. If we like it, we'll stack jack, flip it up while we whack it at. I don't know, we'll do something. I didn't say it. God said it. God said it.
- [57:05]
Rachel
Yeah.
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Brian Greene
So hit us up. Also, if you'd like to see a live taping of the commercial break, one of two ways if you're in the Atlanta area, let us know via the text message or let us know you want to watch us on Twitch and Kick, and we'll send you a link when we do so at the commercial break on Instagram, tcbpodcast.com is the website and YouTube.com thecommercial break for all of the episodes on video when they air here on the audio. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do today?
- [57:30]
Rachel
I think so.
- [57:31]
Brian Greene
I'll tell you that I love you.
- [57:32]
Rachel
I love you.
- [57:33]
Brian Greene
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Brian Greene
That means 90s prices on juice pouches.
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Rachel
That ought to be respected, 90s prices.
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Unknown
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Brian Greene
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- [59:44]
Brian Greene
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