Frankie, Just Go INSIDE!

Summary

Episode Overview

Podcast: The Commercial Break
Episode Title: Frankie, Just Go INSIDE!
Date: June 19, 2025
Hosts: Bryan Green, Krissy (Chrissy) Hoadley
Guest Appearances: Joy Hoadley, Sandy Britches, Rachel (voiceover)

Theme:
This episode exemplifies The Commercial Break’s improvisational, irreverent comedy as Bryan and Chrissy celebrate a super-listener’s birthday, riff on kinks, Starbucks cup drama, and—most hilariously—react (with relentless absurdity) to recurring character Frankie B’s new business “revolution”: franchising “tattoo suites.” The duo roast Frankie B’s claims, poke fun at get-rich-quick schemes, and banter about their listeners, all in their signature offbeat style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Celebrating Super-Listener Jenny’s Birthday

• [03:21 – 05:10]
  • Bryan opens with a heartfelt birthday shoutout to longtime listener Jenny, who’s recently sent a handmade gift.
    • Quote: “She truly is one of those ride or die fans...our listeners are really fucking cool.” – Bryan [04:01]
  • Joy and Bryan remember a birthday meditation song for previous listener Jeff: “Look into Uranus. Third eye. Shocker.” [05:43]
  • Lively, raunchy banter emerges about butt chakras and pegging (with Jeff as the friendly butt of the joke).

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2. Deep (and Hilarious) Dive Into Kinks and Pegging

• [05:56 – 12:32]
  • The hosts poke at sexual openness, laughing about “pegging with Kevin,” a real Instagrammer chronicling his journey.
    • Bryan: “He’s going to get double pegged...they were meeting at the Chili’s to have a Chilorita.” [09:12]
  • Chrissy teases Bryan’s lack of kinks: “I have to find you something.” [11:25]
  • They brainstorm how to “find Bryan a kink,” propose an audience homework assignment, and keep the tone cheeky but lighthearted.
    • Quote: “Power to the peggers! I’m all about it. Hey, good for you. Not my thing.” – Bryan [07:39]

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3. Starbucks “Love Note” Cup Drama

• [13:07 – 17:41]
  • Bryan recounts his wife Astrid’s suspicion over friendly notes left on his Starbucks cup.
  • He walks through the “mandatory” nature of such notes by Starbucks, while reflecting—humorously—on Astrid’s reaction.
    • Quote: “‘Have a wonderful day’—cool. ‘I hope your day is as wonderful as you are’ kind of indicates that we know each other on some level.” – Bryan [16:14]
  • Tangents about his regularity at Starbucks, “coffee boyfriend,” and friendly banter about jealousy.

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4. The Main Event: Frankie B’s “Revolutionary” Tattoo Suite Franchise

• [18:09 – 51:13 with key segments below]

Introduction & Setup

• Bryan introduces a new video from their favorite business guru/punching-bag, Frankie B (real name: Frank Bernardo).
  • He mocks Frankie’s claim as the “inventor” of the salon suite (a common industry model): “I’m 99% sure my mom was going to a Salon Suite in 1972.” [20:14–21:09]

The Frankie B Video Play-by-Play

• They watch and react to Frankie’s outdoor pitch (over traffic noise) for franchising private “tattoo suites”—claiming it’s never been done before.
  • Bryan: “Dude, go inside the building!” [24:13]
  • Joy: “I mean, I specifically have been to one where there were partitions at least.” [26:00]
• Frankie’s sales pitch hits every get-rich-quick cliché, including “no competition,” passive income, and AI renderings.
  • Bryan: “That is an AI rendering of what it might look like.” [32:30]
  • Chrissy: “He’s got skulls and a little motorcycle.” [33:09]
  • Bryan: “This sounds about as passive as pegging, Frankie.” [44:36]

Running Gags and Observations

• Frankie’s exaggerations (“I revolutionized the salon suite industry 26 years ago!”) are relentlessly skewered.
  • Chrissy repeatedly wonders why, if this is so successful, Frankie is living in his daughter’s apartment.
• The gang remarks on the out-of-touch pitch (“no competition,” “brand it on however you want,” “all you have to do is open a rent check”), and Bryan searches live for the actual salon franchising history—confirming Frankie isn’t cited anywhere.

Side Bits & Sound Drops

• Frequent calls for “Frankie, just go inside!” as he stands on a loud street instead of showing his “innovation.”
• Exploding laughter at the cliche, over-furnished AI renderings for the tattoo shop—complete with skulls and lounge directories.
  • Bryan: “By the way, that’s the most expensive tattoo shop ever built...if this really exists.” [33:12]
• Frankie’s mangled English (“brand it on however they want”; “what they can’t perform”) becomes a running punchline.

Audience Calls to Action

• Listeners are repeatedly encouraged to text/call their own kink ideas for Bryan, but are warned: “No sexually explicit photographs...I have a wife.” [13:10]
• Audience invited to try to get on the show, request stickers, or suggest content via phone or website.

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5. Fact-Checking Frankie B

• [39:45 – 41:11]
  • Bryan consults “chat TCB” (presumably an AI or chat bot) to fact-check the salon suite history, conclusively showing Frankie is not the inventor.
    • “Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, is Frank Bernardo mentioned in this.” [40:24]
  • Similar fact-checking confirms tattoo artist booth rentals are standard practice.

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6. Outtro Banter

• [51:45 – End]
  • Bryan and Chrissy jokingly encourage Jenny and her husband to “run to the phone” and invest with Frankie B.
  • Bryan muses about prank-calling Frankie for more content, but ultimately they agree: “A hands off approach is best.” [51:01]
  • Quick reminders to follow the show, get involved, and listen to future episodes.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “Power to the peggers! I’m all about it. Hey, good for you. Not my thing.” – Bryan [07:39]
• “Frankie, just go inside the building!” – Bryan [24:13]
• “He’s so cliche. This is the most expensive tattoo shop ever built. If this really exists.” – Bryan [33:12]
• “That is an AI rendering of what it might look like.” – Bryan [32:30]
• “Mailbox money? It’s not mailbox money. You will end up losing money and it will be a pain in the fucking ass.” – Bryan [23:24]
• “This sounds about as passive as pegging, Frankie. I’m sorry, but it does.” – Bryan [44:36]
• “If you’re looking for a passive income investment with absolutely no competition…” – Frankie B video [30:46]
• “Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, is Frank Bernardo mentioned in this.” – Bryan [40:24]
• “All you have to do is open a rent check.” – Frankie B video [46:54]
• “I want to open a rent check tomorrow.” – Bryan [47:00]
• “We don't want to fly too close to the sun.” – Joy [51:11]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:08 – 01:57: Mock-news cold open and faux “local news” musical tribute
• 03:21 – 05:10: Jenny’s birthday celebration and listener appreciation
• 05:56 – 12:32: Pegging/kink discussion and Bryan’s lack thereof
• 13:07 – 17:41: Starbucks “love note” drama story
• 18:09 – 51:13: The entire Frankie B video roast and franchise pitch breakdown
  • [20:14]: Bryan calls out Frankie’s “inventor” claim
  • [24:13]: Hosts beg Frankie to take video inside
  • [26:00]: Chrissy notes partitions in tattoo studios
  • [32:30]: Realization about AI renderings
  • [33:12]: Extravagant, cliche tattoo shop decor
  • [40:24]: Bryan’s onscreen fact-check confirming Frankie didn’t invent salon suites
• 51:45 – close: Audience engagement and wrap-up

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Tone & Language

The mood is brash, sarcastic, and raucous—unafraid of adult content but approached with good-natured mockery. Inside jokes, callbacks, and in-jokes for regular listeners are present throughout (pegging, “anal chakras,” the “piggy front” shirt). The show thrives in a space of quick riffs, shared history, and improvisational chaos.

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Summary Wrap & Why Listen

This episode of The Commercial Break is pure TCB—equal parts inside jokes, loyal listener celebration, and take-no-prisoners lampooning of online grifters. If you’re a fan of unscripted, off-the-rails banter mixed with satirical takedowns of internet absurdities and business delusions, “Frankie, Just Go INSIDE!” delivers wall-to-wall laughs—and a master class in hilarious roasting. Even if you don’t know Frankie B, by the end you’ll feel like he's a recurring sitcom ritual, and you’ll never look at a tattoo parlor, a Starbucks cup, or a passive income pitch the same way again.

Best to you, Jenny—and to all the cats and kittens in podcast land!

Transcript

[Brian Green]

Foreign.

[Sandy Britches]

News. It's news you can use before you booze. I'm Sandy Britches. And before we sign off this evening, the entire WSHIT late late night news crews wanted to wish a very happy birthday to former Crab Apple mayoral candidate Crabapple middle school art teacher and township collectible plate historian, Jenny. Jenny, of course, failed to get more than 1% of the vote in last year's race for Crabapple mayor and has been accused by multiple middle school students of growing hallucinogenic hydroponic mushrooms in the clay kiln. However, she has always been a friend to this reporter and to the larger WSHIT family, mainly because she grows really, really fantastic shrooms. As a special tribute to Jenny, we ask Crabapple favorites and house band for the Trace Enchiladas cantina, who local cover band Nirvana Encelada to play a tune in honor of her birthday and this turn around the sun. So without any further ado, here's Nirvana Encelada covering about a girl live from Trace Enchiladas.

[Brian Green]

Stay with you. Take it in. Its wild. You hear me out to drive. I can't see you every night. I can't see you every night.

[Sandy Britches]

Well, that does it here for us at late late night news. More W hit's coverage of local Crabapple news after this commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break.

[Brian Green]

What's that, Frankie? I can't hear you.

[Chris Hoadley]

Exclusively for them. What they're about, how they're about, their image, how they're about, their.

[Brian Green]

Their.

[Joy Hoadley]

Their. I want to know. How about.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, yeah. So far you have convinced no one to buy enough this business. I'm holding out hope that you'll get to a point.

[Joy Hoadley]

Well, they were inside.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Could you go inside and show us what's going on in there? Or is this just some random tattoo shop that you've decided to stand in front of?

[Chris Hoadley]

How I've developed, I've revolutionized the tattoo industry.

[Brian Green]

You've revolutionized. That's the chat.

[Sandy Britches]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, boy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green]

Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

[Joy Hoadley]

Best to you, Brian.

[Brian Green]

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are ya? I wanna start off the show right away. Wanna kick it off. I wanna say a very happy birthday to one of our super listeners. J. Jenny is a young lady who's been calling and texting us for a long time. She is a hardcore listener of the show. She is close to my heart. She is super sweet and she sent us a gift, like a crocheted something or other that I'm going to share with you next week because we didn't get it in the mail in time. But it is her birthday today. As you're listening to this, happy birthday and I just wanted to say happy birthday to Jenny. She truly is one of those ride or die fans that I say fans, it sounds like such a sick of fan. I hate that fucking term. If you saw me in the grocery store, you would pass by me. I would look like a middle aged white man who has had too many children. That's what I would look like. I'm not anything. I'm just a guy. Right? So he's. She's one of those listeners who's just really good to us. Constantly communicating, constantly saying something about the show. A lot of people. And on that back I think Jenny might have been one of these people. But on the backs of that a lot of people said their condolences to Rachel over Xena the cat who was put down and how heartbreaking that must have been. Our listeners are really fucking cool. They are, they really, really are. And I love them to death. And Jenny is one of them that is close to my heart. And I've spoken with a lot on the phone directly. So Jenny, happy 21st birthday again and again and again to you, my friend. Happy birthday to you. I hope it is everything that you want it to be and more. I hope you and your husband get a little time away from the kids so you can do the dude and get it out. Shake it out, Jenny. Shake it out.

[Joy Hoadley]

Today's your birthday song. It's Not Too long.

[Brian Green]

I don't know that one. This is your birthday song. It's not too long. Boom.

[Joy Hoadley]

That's it.

[Brian Green]

I loved when I made a happy birthday song to Jeff one time. Yes.

[Joy Hoadley]

Now you did more of like a. A meditation. It was. Well, a happy birthday meditation.

[Brian Green]

No, I did a happy birthday song and I did a happy birthday meditation. I've done a couple of things on his birthday. But that meditation.

[Joy Hoadley]

That was amazing.

[Brian Green]

What was it?

[Joy Hoadley]

Look into Uranus.

[Brian Green]

Look into Uranus.

[Joy Hoadley]

Third eye. Shocker. It was all. I mean, we've got it somewhere. It's so funny.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that's so funny.

[Joy Hoadley]

We played it over and Jeff and I played it over and over, laughing.

[Brian Green]

Something about your anus chakra. Yes, that's right. If anybody knows about anus chakras, it's Jeff. Let's just put it that way. He's my friend in pegs. We're pegging together, Jeff. Pegging together. There's this guy that I started following on Instagram because, of course, I did, and he is called. He's like, pegging with Kevin or something. It's all about his journey to come out as a pegger. Like, a lot of guys are into this. It's very fashionable online, at least in my version of online, my algorithm, to talk about pegging and how wonderful it is and how lovely it is. And listen, I'm sure it is. There's a lot of nerve endings in the anus and that in your little taint area. So no complaints about your taints. There's. You can tickle that, and it makes you feel good. And there's a lot of scientific research that backs this up, that.

[Joy Hoadley]

Did you not see any of this in your tantra workshops?

[Brian Green]

Oh, I did. Not only did I hear about it, I saw about it.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

[Brian Green]

But I left before I smelled about it. I was like, I'm out of here. I'll see you later. Thanks. Yeah, we learned a lot about this. This. There really is an energy center down there. Some people think, and I think science probably would back this up in some way, shape or form, that at some point early on in the zygote process, you either have a wing wang or you have an in wang. Right. A wing wang or an in wang. One of those two things. But the nerve endings end up somewhere in between. So women end up with a clitoris. Men end up with nerve endings on the. On the end of their penis. And. And those nerve endings can go all the way down through Uranus. So. Yeah, you know, listen, more powers. You want to do a little space exploration into Uranus?

[Joy Hoadley]

Power to the peg.

[Brian Green]

That's right. Power to the peggers. I'm all about it. Hey, good for you. Not my thing. Not my thing. I have had my doorbell rung by doctors, and one time by a young lady. It wasn't something I expected and wasn't something I cared for, but that doesn't mean that it's not forever. That's not. It's just not for me. Might be for somebody else.

[Joy Hoadley]

It's just your doctor wasn't trying to pleasure you, so I don't know.

[Brian Green]

I'm not so convinced about that doctor. I mean, listen, maybe he was not trying to pleasure me, but it was a. It's a weird sensation to get your doorbell wrong. It really is. And apparently, because I know this from my tantra workshops, is that some people can get their doorbell rung and instantly ejaculate. It's like a. It's like you're pressing a magic button.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

For a jizz fountain. And you just stick your finger in there, find the right spot, wingy, wingy, wangy. And out comes ejaculate. Yeah, that's what I've heard. And someone did a demonstration.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, that show too on like HBO or something where they were showing a lot of like sex workshop type stuff.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. It was called Real Sex. Real Sex. Yeah, Real Sex ran for a long time. Yeah. I was enthralled as a 20 year old. Yeah. That I could learn some lessons and see some todays. It was incredible. It was great. Then they had the Bunny Ranch. They did welcome to the Ranch or Welcome to the Bunny House or whatever it was. One of those girls now is suing the estate of the guy who owned the Bunny Ranch. He died back a couple of years ago, but right before he died, a lot of those women came out and said that not all was well. And she's suing HBO and the estate, saying that HBO made it look like some free frolicking romp where everyone was having kind of made it comical almost.

[Joy Hoadley]

Right.

[Brian Green]

Everybody was, have a good time. And it's great here and we love it here and we love this guy. And apparently behind closed doors it was not. But I never was under the impression it was. I mean, listen, I was also never under the impression that the Ozzy Osbourne House, that all was, well there. Do you know what I'm saying? But with some funny music, it makes it seem comical because that's what they do. They just edit it that way. And so. But anyway, back to it. Listen, pegging is a thing. Guys are into it. They're coming out, they're saying, I'm a pegger, I like to get pegged. And this guy pegging with Kevin, whatever his name is, pegging with Kevin was so excited. The he was going to get pegged. His wife had found a friend and he was going to get double pegged. And so they were meeting at the Chili's to have a chilorita. Yeah. A double bubble fart burger and some chili queso. An awesome blossom to celebrate the double pegging that Kevin was going to get.

[Joy Hoadley]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

He's really excited and he's got more likes than we do on any of our posts. Because Kevin's in a niche. There's riches in the niches, bitches. You see what I'm saying? If you can find something. So, I mean, I don't know, what do I come out as? I say, you know, I don't know. There's got to be some. I don't have any kinks. That's the thing, is that I'm pretty. I'm adventurous, but I'm pretty milquetoast when it comes to kinks. Like, I don't have any specific sexual kinks. I'm not interested in getting dominated. Not my thing. I'm not interested in dominating. Not my thing. A little loose tying up. I could go for that.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Crazy lingerie. You want to get dressed up every once in a while. I could go for that. You want to get adventurous and try a new position. Do it outdoors. Leave the windows just a little bit open. I can get into all that. You want to mutually masturbate? Get in the shower, go in the jacuzzi, you know, I'll finger you in the ocean, whatever. Cool. But I just don't have any, like, real kinks. Like, I don't like to get my dick kicked by heels, which is a thing that's out there. I don't like to. Auto erotic asphyxiation.

[Joy Hoadley]

I have to find you something.

[Brian Green]

I need a kink. I feel like at my age I should have a kink. Something that's really weird, that if people knew about me, they would be like, cream and cereal is not a kink. It's just not, you know what I'm saying? So I need something else so I can have. I can feel a little edgy. I feel like my personality is a little edgy.

[Joy Hoadley]

It is.

[Brian Green]

It's a little edgy. I talk about anything. I'll say anything. You might not want to bring me to a party. I probably would not do great at your country club. I'm kind of edgy in general, but when it comes to the bedroom, I'm just like, I don't know, you know?

[Joy Hoadley]

Well, let's think about this.

[Brian Green]

We should think about it.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah. I think I'm gonna go on a little research mission.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Tina would be good at that. Actually. Tina's a kink. Kink of file.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, she is. She's in touch.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, she's in touch with her.

[Joy Hoadley]

She's got her fingers on the pulse.

[Brian Green]

She has her fingers on the bell. She's ringing it. It's probably wild. Tina's got lots of kink. She's like a kink of file. She knows about it. She's interested in it. She researches It. I'm not claiming she does it. I'm just saying she knows about this.

[Joy Hoadley]

Oh, yeah, she does.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Because, I mean, she's been on the show before. We had a whole episode one time where she just talked about sexual fetishes. And I. Perfect.

[Joy Hoadley]

Let's get Tina on the job.

[Brian Green]

Tina on the job. And then Tina on the show to tell us all about it.

[Joy Hoadley]

Exactly.

[Brian Green]

Give me. I need the listeners. And Tina, this is probably a good project for everybody. A little homework for the TCB audience here. Brian needs a kink. So find me a kink. Find me a kink. Text it in. You know, I don't want any sexually explicit photographs from you or anybody. I have a wife. This is very interesting. I'm going to piggyback on something. Piggy fronting.

[Joy Hoadley]

Piggy front. I'm wearing the shirt.

[Brian Green]

Oh, you are.

[Joy Hoadley]

Look at.

[Brian Green]

You are wearing your piggy fronting shirt. Look at that. I need a kink. Text it in and let me know what you think my kink should be, because I'll be interested in. Maybe I'll give it a try and I'll report back on whether or not that's something I enjoy. I love this idea, but I say don't text any sexually explicit photographs or any kind of messages that may be misinterpreted, because first of all, we want to keep it all above board here on the commercial break. Not looking to go to jail anytime soon. If you're a teenager or you're under the age of 18, you are out of this game instantaneously. And I know there's a few out there who listen to the show, but the other day, I come home, as I always do, from my Starbucks, and I put it into my TCB cup and I put the cup in the. We had, like, this thing in the sink that will wash out the cups. We'll turn them upside down on this little drying rack so that we can put them in the recycling bed. So Astrid came to me the other day, and I kind of dismissed this at first, but then I realized how I might have misinterpreted this also. She comes and she says, who at Starbucks is flirting with you on your. And I said, what are you talking about? And she said, somebody's writing little love notes on your cup. And I didn't even know that I had a note on my. Honestly, I've been going to Starbucks for so long and they write on every single cup that I don't pay attention to it anymore.

[Joy Hoadley]

No, it's a new initiative within Starbucks.

[Brian Green]

Astrid didn't believe me. You must write something on the cup.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

Period. End of sentence. That's what the manager told me. Everybody must write something on the cup. Whether it's a smiley face, a heart, a sunshine, your name, little saying, a little saying. It must happen because it increases engagement in someone's willingness to come back if they think they got a sweet little note from somebody or a cute little saying, or have a nice day. But this note was, I hope your day is as wonderful as you are. Aw. Now, I don't know who made the cup of coffee, because there's at times there are 10 people working back there, and my coffee is often made before I even get it rung up. They just know me up there.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

They see me pull in, they start making the cup. You know, there's some. There's some good employees over there, and they're getting ready for Brian to come in the door, and so they just make the cup of coffee. I can't tell you how many times this happens. I go to the end of the counter. It's already there for me. I don't know who made the cup of coffee. I don't know. And I'm not interested in anybody in Starbucks. I got mine. I'm okay. Ask me an Astrid. I like that. I'm not going to go anywhere. But Astrid kind of made a few jokes over the course of a day. And then at the end of the day, she takes the cup out of the recycling and she goes, see? And I read the message and that's what it said. And so I was like, oh, whatever. You know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Then I get to bed and I'm laying there and I'm thinking to myself. And as you're sleeping, and I'm thinking to myself, yeah, I could see how that might be bothersome. I could see how that might be. That's a little bit. That's a little much for the Starbucks cup. Do you know what I'm saying? You might want to pull it back just a little bit. Like, have a wonderful day. Cool. I hope your day is as wonderful as you are. Kind of indicates that we know each other on some level. That is not just.

[Joy Hoadley]

I can see that, but I'm also wondering, too. And maybe you can investigate this or ask about it. But I'm also wondering too, if they're. They just, you know, at the beginning of the shift. Yes. Somebody's pre. Writing them, and then you just fill in the name.

[Brian Green]

So I don't know. I think that must happen in some occasions, right? Especially the cold cups where there's a whole stack of them and you can just, you know, write them when you're doing your thing. A little heart, little sunshine, whatever, But. So today I walk in there and I see that my cup of coffee is not made. It's a little busy in there. The manager's ringing me up and I know her very well and I say, please don't write anything on my cup. She goes, have to write something on your cup. I said, I know you have to, but don't. And she goes, why? And I said, just for today and today only, just don't write anything on the cup. Okay? Tell them not to write anything on the cup.

[Joy Hoadley]

I'm sure Astrid wasn't too worried.

[Brian Green]

No, I don't think. I'm not. I'm not in. I don't want anybody to think that she was, like, jealous of the people at Starbucks. That's not Astrid's personality type. But, you know, you see something like that and you're like, who the fuck is up there? Right? To my husband.

[Joy Hoadley]

You are up there a lot.

[Brian Green]

I am up there all the time. Once a day I'm up there usually for no longer than five or ten minutes, unless my coffee boyfriend is there. And then I might stay an extra couple.

[Joy Hoadley]

That's right. How is he?

[Brian Green]

He's good. I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him in a while.

[Joy Hoadley]

We were building the pool, which probably is getting.

[Brian Green]

It's full.

[Joy Hoadley]

Rained out.

[Brian Green]

Well, it's either rained out or it's rained in and he's got it full.

[Joy Hoadley]

Depending on where the structure is.

[Brian Green]

That's right. I think it was pretty much finished. I saw a picture of it, but, yeah, I think he's doing good. We're going to meet up there tomorrow. We were supposed to meet today. It just didn't happen. So we'll meet tomorrow. I'll give you an update next week on exactly what's going on. All right. For Jenny's birthday, I have been saving something very special for Jenny. Frankie B. Has a new video. Has had a new video for a couple of weeks. A new video regarding his brand new entrepreneurial venture.

[Joy Hoadley]

Oh, he's got a new biz.

[Brian Green]

He's got a brand new biz. This is going to blow your balls off. You want your bell rung? Here's the time, Frankie V. No more salon suite. Well, it's kind of adjunct, so you'll find out. But for Jenny and for Jenny only, I saved this video just for Her. Happy birthday when we get back, Brand new Frankie B. Everybody's been waiting, everybody's been wondering, Everybody's been wanting. Frankie B. Is back, baby. He's better than. He's older than ever. So are we all, though? Yes. All right. Happy birthday, Jenny. We'll be back. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some very heavy thinking to do before 10 o'. Clock.

[Rachel]

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[Brian Green]

All right, we're back. It's Jenny's birthday and we're all very excited because Frankie B. Has found a new, I would call it, like I said, adjunct business opportunity for all of us. And when Frankie B. Has a business opportunity, listen up, it's the one you want to avoid. He is, of course, the creator. The original creator of the salon suite.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, the inventor.

[Brian Green]

The inventor of the salon suite. Which is, in case you didn't know, it's not true. But in case you wanted to know what a salon suite is, there's one on every corner of every neighborhood in every state in America, probably the world. Which is a hair salon, where the person who does your hair, the stylist, rents the chair from the salon, otherwise known as Salon Suis. Well, I have four salon suites within earshot of my house, and I'm 99% sure Frankie owns none of them. But he says he's the creator. He started doing this way back in the early 2000s, and I'm also 99% sure that my mom was going to a Salon Suite in 1972. Yes. I mean, come on. It's so stupid. Such a stupid claim. But anyway, he's back. He's got a new business opportunity. I have watched very little of this because I want first take, first reaction.

[Joy Hoadley]

Okay?

[Brian Green]

For our. For our dear listener Jenny, whose birthday it happens to be today. Let's all say happy birthday.

[Joy Hoadley]

He's out in the natural light.

[Brian Green]

He's in somewhere in the greater Chicagoland area. He's got that tan. Look at that neck.

[Joy Hoadley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that neck. You could. You could make car seats out of that neck. You could make a saddle out of that neck. All right, here we go. He looks old. He really does look like he's getting old.

[Chris Hoadley]

Ladies and gentlemen, businessmen.

[Brian Green]

Oh, wait, I got to turn that up. We can't hear that at all. Hold up.

[Joy Hoadley]

He looks a little puffy, too. Gosh. I mean it. I guess maybe because he's in the new relationship, he's just trying new things. Because if you remember, the last time we saw what he was cooking up was not his usual healthy fare. No boiled eggs and avocado.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, whatever. Making like oxtail rag.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Or something. It looked disgusting. He's like, look at that oil. Look at all that sludge on top of my ragu. Just like mom used to make. Just like mom used to make. But yeah, here he is, tight blue shirt, looking kind of faded. Little bit old. But hey, listen, we're all getting old. Maybe he decided to stop injecting himself with all his own products. Yeah, and he's getting a little puffy.

[Joy Hoadley]

Like he still looks, you know, muscular.

[Brian Green]

Listen, Frankie, probably in his day was a very handsome guy. He's still a good looking older gentleman. I do have to say that if I end up looking like Frankie at 70 years old, I'm not going to complain.

[Chris Hoadley]

Ladies and gentlemen, businessmen and women and entrepreneurs, let me introduce myself. My name is Frank Bernardo. I'm the president CEO of House of Salon, Salon Suite and House of Ink Tattoo Suite Franchising. I'm going to be your single number one.

[Brian Green]

I'm Frank E.B. from House of Salon, Salon Suites Incorporated, Tattoo Incorporated, Salon Suites, Law Offices and Franchise Opportunities Inc. Llc.

[Joy Hoadley]

It does say law office.

[Brian Green]

It does say law offices. That's where he got his divorce.

[Chris Hoadley]

Go to source for any of your passive income franchisee needs.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, because there's nothing, nothing says passive income like a landlord. I mean, honestly, I love these opportunities like this Grant Cardone and all these other shitheads that tell you that being a fractional landlord will be a great opportunity for you. Being a landlord.

[Joy Hoadley]

Mailbox money.

[Brian Green]

It's not mailbox money. You will end up losing money and it will be a pain in the fucking ass.

[Chris Hoadley]

Here today to introduce you to a brand new concept in the sweet industry.

[Brian Green]

It's tattoos. It's brand new.

[Joy Hoadley]

I thought them up.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I made it up. By the way, this also been going on for a very long time. I have a friend who owns a tattoo shop. And this is. This is. And I've had two tattoo artist friends. They rent the chair. That's what they do.

[Chris Hoadley]

Now, we're all very familiar with the salon suite industry. We all know what a fantastic, you know, business trust franchise that is. And I do offer that. But today we're talking about tattoo suites. And this is a brand new product.

[Joy Hoadley]

As the traffic is blowing by right there.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. That's fucking insane. Hi, I'm Frankie B. From Salon Suites Incorporated. Today we're here to talk about great business opportunity. You don't even know how harder than. Can you hear me? Hello, Frank. Dude, go inside the building concept.

[Chris Hoadley]

Because until today, tattoo sweets never existed. No.

[Joy Hoadley]

Until today.

[Brian Green]

Until today. Are you from the future? Are you from the past? Are you from 1992? This has been working like this forever, Frankie. This is how it works until today. Here's a news flash for you. In case you didn't know. Your taxicab driver also rents the taxi cab. Jesus Christ. Right behind me, the trucker rents. The truck.

[Chris Hoadley]

Is your standard tattoo shop. And every tattoo artist that is working in this shop right here, they are contractors. They're contractors working in an open floor plan.

[Brian Green]

Yes. Congratulations.

[Joy Hoadley]

That is how I have seen it.

[Brian Green]

Until today. There were walls in tattoo shops. I broke them all down. We're in an open floor plan.

[Chris Hoadley]

Contractors working with no privacy for themselves or their clients.

[Brian Green]

I'm sorry, let me rephrase. Yeah.

[Joy Hoadley]

So he put up. But he's putting up walls.

[Brian Green]

That's right, Chrissy. I put up walls. I put up walls. Oh, I bet you did.

[Chris Hoadley]

Contractors.

[Joy Hoadley]

That is not true. I mean, I specifically have been to one where there were partitions at least.

[Brian Green]

Of course, yes, I've been to ones with rooms. You know, sometimes they don't have doors on them because I think that's to keep everybody safe in the situation.

[Chris Hoadley]

But under the hours of operation of the owner of this building and their contractors that have to.

[Brian Green]

I bet this tattoo shop just loves having the Frankie out front driving away all his business. Yeah.

[Joy Hoadley]

Wait a minute. So he Said they have to work under the hours of operation.

[Brian Green]

Do you know the hours of operation of a tattoo shop are. They're 24, 24 hours. That's the operation of a tattoo shop. I've never known a tattoo shop that's open from nine to five. Frankie, come on, man.

[Chris Hoadley]

Give 50% of their hard earned money to the house as rent. Well, now all of this changes. I have just developed.

[Brian Green]

Frankie, I am revolutionizing the way that tattoo artists work around. Wait, I'm not. What? That already exists. God damn it. I guess I'll go back to my ragu.

[Chris Hoadley]

Just like I developed the salon suite concept 26 years ago. I developed. You did this.

[Brian Green]

You did not. Stop you. God, you sound like an idiot saying that, Frankie. You really do. You sound like an idiot. I love you, man, but. Yeah, no one is. No one believes this.

[Chris Hoadley]

Same concept, but only for tattoo professionals. Now, right away, everybody gets alarmed. Tattoo, you know, evil.

[Brian Green]

No. Evil. Satan, Heroin, pornography.

[Joy Hoadley]

Meanwhile, every person below the age of 30 that I know right now has tattoos.

[Brian Green]

I mean, everyone except for me in my life has a tattoo. I think some of my children have tattoos.

[Joy Hoadley]

I know. I don't have one either. I could never decide on what I wanted.

[Brian Green]

No, it has nothing to do with not liking tattoos. I love tattoos.

[Joy Hoadley]

Me too.

[Brian Green]

I've seen a lot of tattoos that I like.

[Joy Hoadley]

Oh, my God. In a parallel life, I have sleeves.

[Brian Green]

In a parallel life, I am Machine Gun Kelly. I've tattooed myself black, but the only tattoo I ever really came close to getting was my ex wife's name on my shoulder.

[Joy Hoadley]

Ooh, you dodged a bullet there.

[Brian Green]

Thank God I didn't.

[Joy Hoadley]

Wait, I have to comment too, on. Because, you know, in the past, we've seen Frankie, he's had a bunch of jewelry on. Yeah. Necklaces, rings, bracelets. He's lost that.

[Brian Green]

Well, he probably turned his arms green. Probably turned his neck red or something.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's not that way. All right, Tattoo artists, they need a space for themselves. So now I have just developed individual fully.

[Brian Green]

They need a space to do their murdering in private.

[Joy Hoadley]

They're evil things.

[Chris Hoadley]

Their drugs furnish tattoo suites for the tattoo artists and not only them. Let's broaden this horizon a little bit. There's microbladers, there's permanent makeup, there's masseuses.

[Joy Hoadley]

So much.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Frankie. It seems like Frankie woke up this morning and had this brilliant idea that his salon suite concept could be taken out to many different types of services. Yes. And they already all do it. Frankie 1.

[Chris Hoadley]

Any professional that does ink, we now have their Own building design.

[Joy Hoadley]

There's like, breaks.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, boy. I get asked, What's that, Frankie? I can't hear you.

[Chris Hoadley]

Exclusively for them. What they're about, how they're about their image, how they're about their.

[Rachel]

Their.

[Brian Green]

Their. Their image.

[Joy Hoadley]

I want to know. How about.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Frankie. Yeah, Frankie. Frankie, so far you have convinced no one to buy in on this business. I'm holding out hope that you'll get to a point.

[Joy Hoadley]

Well, they were inside.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Could you go inside and show us what's going on in there? Or is this just some random tattoo shop that you've decided to stand in front of?

[Chris Hoadley]

How I've developed, I've revolutionized the tattoo industry.

[Brian Green]

You've revolutionized the tattoo industry. I would love to.

[Joy Hoadley]

I love his confidence.

[Brian Green]

Kevin, please cut this up into a clip so that we can distribute this far and wide on Instagram and get a tattoo artist's opinion about what Frankie is saying.

[Chris Hoadley]

This is the very first. If you're looking for a passive income investment with absolutely no competition.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, there's no competition in the tattoo industry. Oh, my God. He really has never Googled anything in his life. I mean, he never once thought to Google whether or not the tattoo industry already had a rent for model going on in the business. Because I guarantee it's like every third shop.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, you look at my Kansas.

[Brian Green]

Hey, Frankie. Hey, fuck are you. Frankie, You take my tattoo shop. Stop revolutionizing everything. We already did it. Fuck you. I'm revolutionizing the car sales industry today. Before, used car salesmen had to come in on this lot in an open floor plan and try and sell cars. Well, I've built walls around every single used car. So now used car salesmen can get the privacy they deserve. And before, when you dig in used car salespeople, you think, ah, murderers. But nope, they're murderers with walls. If you're looking for a passive income opportunity, think about the.

[Joy Hoadley]

With no competition.

[Brian Green]

With no competition. It's the car salesman Salon Sui buildings.

[Joy Hoadley]

Whoa, here we go.

[Brian Green]

That, by the way, is a rendering. Yeah, that is an AI rendering of what it might look like.

[Joy Hoadley]

Look, there's a moose head on the wall.

[Brian Green]

He's got moose. Where? He's just showing us a rendering with a purple couch. This is ikea. You know, you go to Ikea's website and you can place furniture in a room. He's using the IKEA website to build this, by the way. Yeah, that doesn't exist in real life. That's just a rendering. It's a pretty rendering. I'll give Him. That it is. Yeah. If it actually ended up looking like that.

[Joy Hoadley]

Look at those skulls.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Joy Hoadley]

On those shelves.

[Brian Green]

By the way, that's the most exp. Why you have skulls so evil. Evil.

[Joy Hoadley]

He's got skulls and a little motorcycle.

[Brian Green]

I know.

[Sandy Britches]

Look at him.

[Brian Green]

He's so cliche. By the way, this is the most expensive tattoo shop ever built. If this really exists.

[Joy Hoadley]

Well, you know what? It looks like there used to be the show on, and it's probably still on, but inked or whatever. You know any of those shows. Was that the Dave Navarro one? Anyways, there were all those, and they would do the same thing. He's got screens up in them. Like a TV screen.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. So that they could see. So you could see what you're getting inked.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Green]

Lounge directory. Lounge directory. There's three rooms in there. You need a directory. Lounge directory. I can just see a tattoo artist right now going, didn't. Ever thought about the lounge directory. We need one of those interior suites. Wow, that looks like my dentist. It does.

[Joy Hoadley]

It looks like a dentist doctor.

[Brian Green]

It does. With a brand new MacBook Studio in there. Like a Mac Studio. The $5,000 compute.

[Joy Hoadley]

Got some atrium. Atrium. The greenery.

[Brian Green]

That's what I'm looking for in my tattoo shop. It's an atrium.

[Joy Hoadley]

Does it have an atrium?

[Brian Green]

It doesn't even exist. But if it did, why would it need an atrium? Break rooms, restrooms. You two can pee. Oh, consulting lounge. Ooh. Ooh.

[Joy Hoadley]

It's just a table with some chairs.

[Brian Green]

Sweet exteriors. Ooh. Innovative innovating design. It's innovative design, not innovative evading design. Frankie's taking it to the next level. He's innovating.

[Joy Hoadley]

He's revolutionizing.

[Brian Green]

He's revolutionizing the whole.

[Joy Hoadley]

He's got pendant lights.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Chris Hoadley]

As you could.

[Brian Green]

Clearly a great, great segue out of the music there.

[Chris Hoadley]

See, I have just revolutionized the tattoo.

[Joy Hoadley]

We can clearly see. We can clearly hear.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, we can hear all the cars in the background. He literally pulled up to this poor guy's tattoo salon and is standing in front of it talking about how he has revolutionized the tattoo industry. Meanwhile, this guy, obviously, the tattoo shop, is it open? No, I don't think the open sign is on, actually.

[Chris Hoadley]

Just like I revolutionized the Salon Suite Industry 26 years ago, I'm fully expecting these tattoo suites to blow up across America just how the salon suite industry did. 20.

[Brian Green]

Frankie, how many of these do you own? You're living in Your daughter's apartment.

[Joy Hoadley]

Right.

[Brian Green]

How many, how many of these could you possibly own?

[Joy Hoadley]

And also, he didn't just show us a picture of, of one he actually has built. No, it was just a draw.

[Brian Green]

It's a rendering. Anybody can do a rendering. You realize that, Frankie, Anybody could do this. There is no patentable, no copyrightable. There's nothing here that's proprietary. I could go rent out a space tomorrow, spend $2 million to fit it out, you know, to put the fit on it, and then essentially rent it to tattoo artists. Or do you think a microblader has the enough money to rent out of a million dollar building? No, they don't. That's why you tend to find them in smaller spaces, and that's why they pay 50% to the person who owns the business. You want to know why? Because that's the economics of the business. It's hard to pay a lot of rent money when you're living tattoo to tattoo or microblade to microblade. That's not an easy job. You know, there are some tattoo artists that I'm sure make millions of dollars a year, but that's the exception and not the rule. They are artists. Artists live and die and eat and starve by the art that they make. And they're not going to pay you $50,000 a month to be in the innovating design of the salon suite tattoo parlors six years ago.

[Chris Hoadley]

And best of all, there's no competition.

[Brian Green]

Do you current, until everybody hears this and says, this has been around for 30 years, Frankie, own salon suites?

[Chris Hoadley]

Are you looking to expand your portfolio? Maybe you're in an area where you can't expand in salon suites anymore.

[Brian Green]

Maybe the area is saturated. Yeah. With everybody else who's doing it, because everybody else does it.

[Chris Hoadley]

Expand your portfolio with tattoo suites. A tattoo artist is not going to want to put 40 to 50% more money in their pocket, have their own fully furnished suite.

[Brian Green]

How are they going to put 40 to 50% in their new pocket? Because they're going to have to pay you now instead of the tattoo shop owner, who likely is a person in the tattoo industry who is an artist who has cut their teeth on bringing customers and bad tattoos and good tattoos and highly finely honed their art. Or you can have this beefcake nutjob be your boss. Who wouldn't want that? Who wouldn't want that? All right, let's take a break. Yeah, I know it. Is every video better than the last? Let's. We'll get back to Frankie. Give us A second. We'll be back.

[Rachel]

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[Brian Green]

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[Rachel]

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[Brian Green]

A quick check of chat TCB asking who created this salon suites concept. Ron Sturgeon's. Ron Sturgeon is largely credited with popularizing popular. Popularizing the concept of national on a national franchise scale. Then there's also my salon suites, founded by the McAllisters in Louisiana. There's also a third. There's also Gene Rivera. Gene and Jason Rivera. Rivera, Excuse me, opened the Phoenix brand and brought the concept to a wider franchise market. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere is Frank Bernardo mentioned in this. So let's also see. Is there something similar for the tattoo industry, question mark? I can guarantee there is.

[Joy Hoadley]

And I can guarantee those people you just mentioned started it back before 26 years ago.

[Brian Green]

Yes, yes. Private suite or booth style rental concepts have begun to emerge in the tattoo industry. And yeah, there's lots of people credited with doing this ahead of time. Sorry, Frankie. This you have not revolutionized the industry. But it's funny. Let's keep on watching.

[Chris Hoadley]

They can brand it on however they want. Now, the corridors of the building, they.

[Joy Hoadley]

Can brand it on.

[Brian Green]

On however they want. Chrissy, on however they want. Proper English, please.

[Chris Hoadley]

You saw the renderings up. Okay, that stays the same. Those design.

[Brian Green]

How are you going to brand it if everything has to stay the same? I don't get it.

[Chris Hoadley]

Signs cater to the tattoo artists. They're gorgeous, they're sexy, but they're a little bit edgy.

[Joy Hoadley]

And that's what they got skulls in them.

[Brian Green]

We have skulls, we have motorcycles, we have crossbones. There's a pirate ship.

[Chris Hoadley]

New artists need statue artists because of the lack of places for them to open up their business. They're Infiltrating into salon suite buildings.

[Brian Green]

They're infiltrating, are they really? Is there? There's a big problem with this, Frankie. How is there a lack of places for tattoo artists to open up their business? I think a lot of tattoo artists, God bless them, probably do the work from home, you know, and I don't know if that's legal or not. And I know a lot of them do it in a sanitized, you know.

[Joy Hoadley]

They'Re on every corner.

[Brian Green]

They're on every corner here? Yeah. I've got one within walking distance. I live in the burbs.

[Chris Hoadley]

Tattoo artists don't want to work in a salon suite building. That's a building set up for the beauty professional, not the tattoo. Tattoo artists and the beauty professionals that are in those buildings. They don't want tattoo artists in there.

[Brian Green]

Snobs.

[Joy Hoadley]

What is he saying, though? That he didn't want to mix them in the same suite?

[Brian Green]

No, he's saying they're infiltrating the suites. They're the. His salon suites, essentially. I think this is a big problem, Chrissy. I can imagine the tens of thousands of salon suites that he owns because he started it. Of course, there are tattoo artists that are just, I don't know, coming in, setting up shop on a random Tuesday, infiltrating into the beauty business. Into the beauty business. They can't take it anymore.

[Chris Hoadley]

Separate professionals, they need their own space. Tattoo artists, they want that building with a little bit of an edge because that's what they got.

[Brian Green]

But after looking, that's what they got.

[Chris Hoadley]

Viewing the renderings of my building, very classy, very sexy. I even have touch screens.

[Brian Green]

I even find myself to be very classy and sexy. I have touch screens on the outside.

[Chris Hoadley]

Of each one of their suites where anyone walking in the building can see what the tattoo artist, what they can't perform.

[Brian Green]

They what they can't perform. What are you doing? Talking about, Frankie?

[Chris Hoadley]

Have every luxury at their fingertips. Beautiful waiting areas. They got a break room. They have a consulting area.

[Brian Green]

They got a place to pee and poop, both of them, which isn't something all my salon suites offer within the.

[Chris Hoadley]

Building, that they could consult their clients if they want to get out of their suites. They've got everything.

[Brian Green]

Oh, how lucky they must be to walk from one room to a table right outside that one room. Yeah, I'm going to get some fresh air.

[Chris Hoadley]

At their fingertips. If you're looking for a franchise, a passive income franchise, I've got it for you.

[Brian Green]

Okay, Passive income.

[Joy Hoadley]

Just pay to build a Building. And that's all you do.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, this sounds about as passive as pegging, Frankie. I'm sorry, but it does.

[Chris Hoadley]

You may be an older couple, you may be an older man, you may be an older woman. You know, you're into your retirement.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that's what I need to be. That's what I need when I'm in 80.

[Chris Hoadley]

Years. And you know what? You have to lose Money. All right? Do you want to lose that money? Or when I say lose, you know, I mean put money into a franchise. Do you want to put that into a franchise to where you got to work that business every day of your life? You got to hire employees, you got to fire employees. You know, if you open up.

[Joy Hoadley]

Well, it doesn't just run itself.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. Who's going to maintain it?

[Joy Hoadley]

There's a manager of some sort that you will have to hire in order for you not to be the one managing it.

[Brian Green]

And therefore, you're going to lose money. And if you're putting 40 to 50% of the 40 to 50% they were already paying somebody back into their pockets. I did the math, and I'm pretty sure 50%. Minus 50% is 0%. So how are you going to afford the manager? What's going to happen when something happens to the building? Somebody gets rowdy there, Something happens inside the building.

[Joy Hoadley]

Air bill.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God.

[Joy Hoadley]

The utilities.

[Brian Green]

Oh, it all takes care of itself, Chrissy. Don't worry about it. I've revolutionized the way you forget to pay your bills.

[Chris Hoadley]

Food place, you got to worry about food prep. You got to worry about food prep.

[Brian Green]

Food prep. Where did.

[Joy Hoadley]

Where did that come in?

[Brian Green]

I think he's talking about other franchise opportunities. Well, I don't imagine Mr. And Mrs. Smith, at 75 years old, is looking to get into Chick Fil. A business, Frankie.

[Chris Hoadley]

You gotta worry about customers. Is that what you want in your golden years or also.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yes, that a franchise will have to. Because I worked with franchises before, back in the advertising days. The franchise is responsible for the marketing, of course. Advertising, yes. Of their building.

[Brian Green]

Are you going to market and advertise their building? No, you're not. Because that's not the kind of franchise you offer. You tell someone to give you a bunch of money, and you'll help them find a place where they can open up their own salon suite rates on.

[Chris Hoadley]

A franchise that is going to make you passive income money every night. And the only thing you have to do is open a rent check.

[Brian Green]

I open a rent check.

[Joy Hoadley]

I don't know what that Means.

[Brian Green]

I don't know what that means either, but I like it. I want to open a rent check tomorrow.

[Chris Hoadley]

Cannot think of a better passive income.

[Joy Hoadley]

Like the rent.

[Brian Green]

The rent. Oh, the rent that they're being paid.

[Chris Hoadley]

Franchise, then. House of Ink tattoo.

[Brian Green]

Sweet. Did you get help with that, Frankie? Did you go to Chad DCV for that?

[Joy Hoadley]

I'm pretty sure that name's taken too.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

No competition. You're going to be the only show in town. Are you watching this? In California, New York, Florida. Can you just imagine how many buildings you can open up? Can you imagine how far fast they're going to fill? Can you imagine how you're going to be able to.

[Brian Green]

Wow. He is a magical salesperson.

[Joy Hoadley]

He is. He's very confident too.

[Brian Green]

Without any statistics whatsoever to back himself up. He believes that all every one of these is just going to sell out instantaneously.

[Joy Hoadley]

Yeah. And that's why he's already. That's why he's not already going to the people that own his other salon suites. He's going to just YouTube. He's going to YouTube and just putting out a video.

[Brian Green]

And that's also cars driving. That's right. That's also why Frankie himself hasn't already opened 50,000 of these to make himself independently wealthy.

[Chris Hoadley]

And your portfolio, well, your opportunity is here right now. I've got my website flashing on the.

[Brian Green]

Screen, flashing on the screen.

[Joy Hoadley]

House of Salon.

[Brian Green]

Franchising.net.net. he's got that. He's got that. Very, very hard to get.net that.

[Chris Hoadley]

And if you missed this, just go to the description box right below this.

[Brian Green]

The description box video.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'm gonna have all my contact information here. You are gonna have to learn and get more educated in this business. My website will help you and then you are gonna have money.

[Joy Hoadley]

And it ran itself.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Why do I have to get more educated? I thought you said all I have to do is open up a rent check.

[Chris Hoadley]

But guess what? I'm a phone call or I'm an email wall away.

[Brian Green]

It's that email away.

[Chris Hoadley]

Easy. It doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt to get information. If this is getting your interest, then I've got your interest.

[Joy Hoadley]

With the car going by.

[Brian Green]

I would love to say something funny, but it says itself. I don't even know what else I can top that with. It's just too good.

[Chris Hoadley]

Take the next step. Take the next step. It just might be the absolute best move of your life. My name is Frank Bernardo, President House of Salon Salon Suite and House of Ink Tattoo Suite. Franchising on just what might be the absolute best move of your life.

[Brian Green]

Life.

[Chris Hoadley]

Ladies and gent.

[Joy Hoadley]

As, as he moves clo very close to the camera.

[Brian Green]

Turn it off. He's got to let you know he's the president. Four different businesses that currently make no money.

[Joy Hoadley]

It just might, though.

[Brian Green]

It just might. Might be the best move of your life. Probably not, but it might be. I'm not saying for sure. I'm saying it's highly likely it won't be. Oh my God. Happy birthday to you, Jenny. I just gave you the best opportunity of your life.

[Joy Hoadley]

That's right.

[Brian Green]

What might be the best opportunity of your life? Wow. Jenny and her husband running to the phone right now. Call Frankie and get educated. Get educated. You're gonna have a ton of questions. Oh, every time something like this happens, I want to pick up the phone and pretend I'm an interested buyer so the I can record it and hear him spiel some more. But you know, we're okay. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to touch into real life and waste his time. Yeah.

[Joy Hoadley]

Let's admire from afar.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I agree with you. I've just decided his work. A hands off approach is best. Yeah. We don't want to mess with the. The order of things, so to speak.

[Joy Hoadley]

We don't want to fly too close to the sun.

[Brian Green]

No, I don't want to change the trajectory of the universal fate of Frankie B. You keep the videos coming, I'll keep talking about them. It's likely most of your traffic comes from our show. I'm sorry about that. Oh, all right. 212-4333 tcb. 212-433-3822. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, we take them all right there on that phone line. Be one of the. The people who contact us. So many new people have contacted us.

[Joy Hoadley]

Just fantastic.

[Brian Green]

It's like the phone is going crazy and I, I love it. Thank you so much. We'll get back to you. It might take us a few days, but we'll get back to you. Jump in the conversation if you want to be a part of a future taping of the commercial break. One of two ways. If you're in the Atlanta area, let us know on that phone line. Or if you'd like to see us on Twitch or Kick, let us know. And it's likely we're to going to do that sometime in mid or late July. Also tcb podcast.com, that's where you get your free tcb sticker. Go to the contact us button. Tell us you want one give us your address, we'll send one off. Add the commercial break on Instagram, please, please follow us. So many of you have over the last couple of days. And YouTube.com the commercial break for all the episodes on video same day they air here on the audio. Okay, Chrissy, it's all I can do for now.

[Joy Hoadley]

I think.

[Brian Green]

So I'll tell you that I love love you best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say and we must say goodbye. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.