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Sandy Britches
Welcome back to WSHIT's late late night News. It's news you can use before you booze. I'm Sandy Britches. And before we sign off this evening, the entire WSHIT Late Late Night News crews wanted to wish a very happy birthday to former Crabapple Mayoral candidate Crabapple Midd School art teacher and township collectible plate historian Jenny. Jenny, of course, failed to get more than 1% of the vote in last year's race for Crabapple mayor and has been accused by multiple middle school students of growing hallucinogenic hydroponic mushrooms in the clay kiln. However, she has always been a friend to this reporter and to the larger WSHIT family, mainly because she grows really, really fantastic shrooms. As a special tribute to Jenny, we ask Crabapple Favorites and House Ban for the Tres Enchiladas Cantina. Local cover band Nirvana Encelada to play a tune in honor of her birthday and this turn around the sun. So without any further ado's, here's Nirvana Encelada covering about a girl live from Tres Enchiladas.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I do keep on stay with you.
Frankie B.
Take it in its wild. You hear me out to drive. I can see you every night. I can see you every night. Ra.
Sandy Britches
Well, that does it here for us. Late late night news. More WSHIT's coverage of local crabapple news after this commercial break.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
On this episode of the commercial break.
Rachel
What's that, Frankie?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I can't hear you.
Frankie B.
Exclusively for them. What they're about, how they're about their image, how they're about their.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
The image.
Chrissy
I want to know. How about.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, yeah. Frank, so far you have convinced no one to buy enough this business. I'm. I'm holding out hope that you'll get to a point.
Chrissy
Well, they were just inside.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah. Could you go inside and show us what's going on in there? Or is this just some random tattoo shop that you've decided to stand in front of now?
Frankie B.
I've developed, I've revolutionized the tattoo industry.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
You've revolutionized. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah boy.
Brian Green
Oh yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Chrissy
Best to you, Brian.
Brian Green
Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
How the hell are you?
Brian Green
I'm gonna start off the show right away. Wanna kick it off? I wanna say a very happy birthday.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
To one of our super listeners.
Brian Green
J. Jenny is a young lady who's been calling and texting us for a long time. She is a hardcore listener of the show.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
She is close to my heart. She is super sweet and she sent us a gift like a crocheted something or other that I'm going to share with you next week because we didn't get it in the mail in time. But it is her birthday today.
Brian Green
As you're listening to this, happy birthday.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
And I just wanted to say happy birthday to Jenny. She truly is one of those ride or die fans that I say fans. It sounds like such a sick of fan. I hate that fucking term. If you saw me in the the grocery store, you would pass by me. I would look like a middle aged white man who has had too many children. That's what I would look like. I'm not anything. I'm just a guy, right?
Brian Green
So he's.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
She's one of those listeners who's just really good to us, constantly communicating, constantly saying something about the show, a lot of people.
Brian Green
And on that back, I think Jenny.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Might have been one of these people. But on the backs of that, a lot of people said their condolences to Rachel over Xena, the cat who was put down, and how heartbreaking that must have been. Our listeners are really fucking cool.
Chrissy
They are.
Rachel
They really, really are.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
And I love them to death. And Jenny is one of them. That is close to my heart. And I've spoken with a lot on the phone directly. So, Jenny, happy 21st birthday again and again and again to you, my friend. Happy birthday to you. I hope it is everything that you want it to be and more. I hope you and your husband get a little time away from the kids so you can do the dude and get it out. Shake it out, Jenny. Shake it out today.
Chrissy
This is your birthday song. It's not too long.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I don't know that one. This is your birthday song. It's not too long. Boom.
Chrissy
That's it.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I loved when I made a happy birthday song to Jeff one time.
Rachel
Yes.
Chrissy
Now you did more of like a meditation. It was a happy birthday meditation.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
No, I did a happy Birthday song and I did a happy birthday meditation. I've done a couple things on his birthday, but that meditation.
Chrissy
That was amazing.
Rachel
What was it?
Chrissy
I was like, look into Uranus.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Look into Uranus.
Chrissy
It was all. I mean, we've got it somewhere. It's so funny.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah.
Chrissy
We played it over and Jeff and I played it over and over again. We were laughing.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Something about your anus chakra. Yes, that's right. If anybody knows about anus chakras, it's Jeff. Let's just put it that way. He's my friend in pegs. We're pegging together, Jeff.
Brian Green
Pegging together.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
There's this guy that I started following on Instagram because, of course, I did, and he is called. He's like, pegging with Kevin or something. It's all about his journey to come out as a pegger. A lot of guys are into this. It's very fashionable online, at least in my version of online, my algorithm, to talk about pegging and how wonderful it is and how lovely it is. And listen, I'm sure it is. There's a lot of nerve endings in the anus and that in your little taint area. So no complaints about your taints. There's. You can tickle that and it makes you feel good. And there's a lot of scientific research that backs this up. That.
Chrissy
Did you not see any of this in your tantra workshops?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Oh, I did. Not only did I hear about it, I saw about it.
Chrissy
That's what I'm thinking.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
But I left before I smelled about it. I was like, I'm out of here.
Rachel
I'll see you later.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Thanks. Yeah, we learned a lot about this. This. There really is an energy center down there. Some people think, and I think science probably would back this up in some way, shape or form, that at some point early on in the zygote process, you either have a wing wang or you have an in wang. Right. A wing wang or an in wang. One of those two things. But the nerve endings end up somewhere in between. So women end up with a clitoris. Men end up with nerve endings on the. On the end of their penis. And those nerve endings can go all way down through Uranus. So, you know, listen, more powers. You want to do a little space exploration into Uranus?
Chrissy
Power to the peg.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
That's right. Power to the peggers. I'm all about it. Hey, good for you. Not my thing. Not my thing. I have had my doorbell rung by doctors and one time by a young lady. It wasn't something I expected and wasn't something I cared for. But that doesn't mean that it's not forever. That's not. It's just not for me. Might be for somebody else.
Chrissy
It's just your doctor wasn't trying to.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Pleasure you, so I don't know, I'm not so convinced about that doctor. I mean, listen, maybe he was not trying to pleasure me, but it was a. It's a weird sensation to get your doorbell wrong. It really is. And apparently, because I know this from my tantra workshops, is that some people can get their doorbell rung and instantly ejaculate. It's like a. It's like you're pressing a magic button.
Chrissy
Yeah.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
For a jizz fountain. And you just stick your finger in there, find the right spot. Wingy. Wingy wangy. And out comes ejaculate. Yeah, that's what I've heard. And someone did a demonstration.
Chrissy
Yeah, they just had that show too, on like HBO or something where they were showing a lot of, like, sex workshop type stuff.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah. It was called Real Sex. Real Sex on hbo? Yeah. Real Sex ran for a long time. Yeah. I was enthralled as a 20 year old.
Chrissy
Yeah.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
That I could learn some lessons and see some titties. It was incredible. It was great. Then they had the Bunny ranch.
Chrissy
They did.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Welcome to the ranch or welcome to the Bunny house or whatever it was. One of those girls now is suing the estate of the guy who owned the bunny ranch. He died back a couple years ago, but right before he died, a lot of those women came out and said that not all was well. And she's suing HBO and the estate, saying that HBO made it look like some free frolicking romp where everyone was having kind of made it comical almost.
Chrissy
Right?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Everybody was, have a good time. And it's great here and we love it here and we love this guy. And apparently. But apparently behind closed doors it was not. But I never was under the impression it was. I mean, listen, I was also never under the impression that the Ozzy Osbourne house, that all was well there. Do you know what I'm saying? But with some funny music, it makes it seem comical because that's what they do. They just edit it that way. And so. But anyway, back to it. Listen, pegging is a thing. Guys are into it. They're coming out, they're saying, I'm a pegger. I like to get pegged. And this guy pegging with Kevin, whatever his name is, pegging with Kevin was so excited the other day. He was going to get pegged. His wife had found a friend and he was going to get double pegged.
Chrissy
Oh.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
And so they were meeting at the Chili's to have a chillerita. Yeah. A double bubble fart burger and. And some chili queso, a blue awesome blossom to celebrate the double pegging that Kevin was going to get.
Chrissy
Okay.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
He's really excited. And. And he's got more likes than we do on any of our posts because Kevin's in a niche. There's riches in the niches, bitches. You see what I'm saying? If you can find something. So, I mean, I don't know, what do I come out as? I say, you know, I don't know. There's got to be some. I don't have any kinks. That's the thing, is that I'm pretty. I'm adventurous, but I'm pretty milquetoast when it comes to kinks. Like, I don't have any specific sexual kinks. I'm not interested in getting dominated. Not my thing. I'm not interested in dominating. Not my thing. A little loose tying up. I could go for that. Oh, yeah, Crazy lingerie. You want to get dressed up every once in a while. I could go for that. You want to get adventurous and try a new position, do it outdoors. Leave the Windows just a little bit open. I can get into all that. You want to mutually masturbate? Get in the shower, go in the Jacuzzi, you know, I'll finger you in the ocean, whatever. Cool. But I just don't have any, like, real kinks. Like, I don't like to get my dick kicked by heels, which is a thing that's out there. I don't like to. Auto erotic asphyxiation.
Chrissy
I have to find you something.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I need a kink. I feel like at my age, I should have a kink. Something that's really weird, that if people knew about me, they would be like, cream and cereal is not a kink. It's just not. You know what I'm saying? So I need something else so I can have. I can feel a little edgy. I feel like my personality is a little edgy.
Chrissy
It is.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It's a little edgy. I talk about anything. I'll say anything. You might not want to bring me to a party. I probably would not do great at your country club. I'm kind of edgy in general, but when it comes to the bedroom, I'm just like.
Chrissy
I don't know, you know, let's think about this.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
We should think about it. Yeah.
Chrissy
I think I'm gonna go on a little research mission.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, Tina would be good at that, actually. Tina is a kink. Kink of fun.
Chrissy
Yeah, she is. She's in touch.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, she's in touch with her.
Chrissy
She's got her fingers on the pulse.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
She has her fingers on the bell. She's ringing it. It's probably wild. Tina's got lots of kink. She's like a kink of file. She knows about it. She's interested in it. She researches it. I'm not claiming she does it. I'm just saying she knows about this.
Chrissy
Oh, yeah, she does.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah. Because, I mean, she's been on the show before. We had a whole episode one time where she just talked about sexual fetishes. And I need.
Chrissy
Perfect. Let's get Tina on the job.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Tina on the job and then Tina on the show to tell us all about it.
Chrissy
Exactly.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Give me. I need the listeners. And Tina, this is probably a good project for everybody. A little homework for the TCB audience here. Brian needs a kink. So find me a kink. Find me a kink. Text it in. You know, I don't want any sexually explicit photographs from you or anybody. I have a wife. This is very interesting. I'm going to piggyback on something. Piggy fronting.
Chrissy
Front. I'm wearing the shirt.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Oh, you are. Look at you. I'm wearing your piggy fronting shirt. Look at that. I need a kink. Text it in and let me know what you think my kink should be, because I'll be interested in. Maybe I'll give it a try and I'll report back on whether or not that's something I enjoy. I love this idea, but I say don't text any sexually explicit photographs or any kind of messages that may be misinterpreted, because first of all, we wanna keep it all above board here on the commercial break. Not looking to go to jail anytime soon. If you're a teenager or you're under the age of 18, you are out of this game instantaneously. And I know there's a few out there who listen to the show, but the other day I come home, as I always do, from my Starbucks, and I put it into my TCB cup, and I put the cup in the. We had, like, this thing in the sink that will wash out the cups. We'll turn them upside down on this little drying rack so that we can put them in the recycling bed. So Astrid came to me the other day, and I kind of dismissed this at first, but then I realized what that. How I might have misinterpreted this also. She comes and she says, who at Starbucks is flirting with you on your. And I said, what are you talking about? And she said, somebody's writing little love notes on your cup. And I didn't even know that I had a note on my. Honestly, I've been going to Starbucks for so long, and they write on every single cup that I don't pay attention to it anymore.
Chrissy
No. It's a new initiative within Starbucks.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Astrid didn't believe me.
Astrid
It is.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
You must write something on the cup.
Chrissy
Yes.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Period. End of sentence. That's what the manager told me. Everybody must write something on the cup. Whether it's a smiley face, a heart, a sunshine, your name, little saying, a little saying. It must happen because it increases engagement in someone's willingness to come back if they think they got a sweet little note from somebody or a cute little saying, or have a nice day. But this note was, I hope your day is as wonderful as you are.
Chrissy
Aw.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Now, I don't know who made the cup of coffee because there's at times there are 10 people working back there, and my coffee is often made before I even get it rung up. They just know me up there.
Chrissy
Yeah.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
They see me pull in, they start Making the cup. You know, there's some. There's some good employees over there, and they're getting ready for Brian to come in the door. And so they just make the cup of coffee. I can't tell you how many times this happens. I go to the end of the counter. It's already there for me. I don't know who made the cup of coffee. I don't know. And I'm not interested in anybody in Starbucks. I got mine. I'm okay. Ask me an Astrid. I like that. I'm not gonna go anywhere. But Astrid kind of made a few jokes over the course of a day. And then at the end of the day, she takes a cup out of the recycling and she goes, see? And I read the message, and that's what it said. And so I was like, oh, whatever. You know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Then I get to bed, and I'm laying there, and I'm thinking to myself. And as you're sleeping, and I'm thinking to myself, yeah, I could see how that might be bothersome. I could see how that might be. That's a little bit. That's a little much for the Starbucks cup. Do you know what I'm saying? You might want to pull it back just a little bit. Like, have a wonderful day. Cool. I hope your day is as wonderful as you are. Kind of indicates that we know each other on some level. That is not just.
Chrissy
I can see that. But I'm also wondering, too. And maybe you can investigate this or ask about it. But I'm also wondering, too, if they're. They just, you know, at the beginning of the shift. Yes. Somebody's pre Writing them, and then you just fill in the name.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
So I don't know. I think that must happen in some occasions, right? Especially the cold cups where there's a whole stack of them and you can just, you know, write them when you're doing your thing. A little heart, little sunshine, whatever. But. So today I walk in there and I see that my cup of coffee is not made. It's a little busy in there. The manager's ringing me up, and I know her very well, and I say, please don't write anything on my cup. She goes, have to write something on your cup. I said, I know you have to, but don't. And she goes, why? And I said, just for today and today only, just don't write anything on the cup, okay?
Rachel
Tell them not to write anything on the cup.
Chrissy
I'm sure Astrid wasn't too worried.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
No, I don't think I'm not. I'm not in. I don't want anybody to think that she was like, jealous of the people at Starbucks. That's not Astrid's personality type. But, you know, you see something like that and you're like, who the fuck is up there? Right?
Rachel
To my husband.
Chrissy
You are up there a lot.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I am up there all the time. Once a day I'm up there usually for no longer than five or ten minutes, unless my coffee boyfriend is there. And then I might stay an extra couple.
Chrissy
That's right. How is he?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
He's good. I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him in a while. We were supposed to be building the.
Chrissy
Pool, which probably is getting.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It's full.
Chrissy
Rained out.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Well, it's either rained out or it's rained in and he's got it full.
Chrissy
Depending on where the structure.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
That's right. I think it was pretty much finished. I saw a picture of it. But yeah, I think he's doing good. We're going to meet up there tomorrow. We were supposed to meet today. It just didn't happen. So we'll meet tomorrow. I'll give you an update next week on exactly what's going on. All right. For Jenny's birthday. I have been saving something very special for Jenny. Frankie B. Has a new video. Has had a new video for a couple of weeks. A new video regarding his brand new entrepreneurial venture.
Chrissy
Oh, he's got a new biz.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
He's got a brand new biz. This is going to blow your balls off. You want your bell rung? Here's the time.
Chrissy
Frankie V. No more Solange.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Well, it's kind of adjunct. So sweet. You'll find out. But for Jenny and for Jenny only, I saved this video just for her. Happy birthday. When we get back, brand new Frankie B. Everybody's been waiting, Everybody's been wondering. Everybody's been wanting. Frankie B. Is back, baby. He's better than. He's older than ever. So are we all, though?
Chrissy
Yes.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
All right. Happy birthday, Jenny. We'll be back. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thinking to do before 10 o' clock.
Kevin
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In that case, judge away.
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Learn more at disc.com credit card. All right, we're back. It's Jenny's birthday, and we're all very excited because Frankie B. Has found a new, I would call it, like I said, adjunct business opportunity for all of us. And when Frankie B. Has a business opportunity, listen up. It's the one you want to avoid. He is, of course, the creator. The original creator of the salon suite.
Chrissy
Yeah, the inventor.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
The inventor of the salon suite, which is, in case you didn't know, it's not true. But in case you wanted to know what a salon suite is, there's one on every corner of every neighborhood in every state in America, probably the world, which is a hair salon, where the person who does your hair, the stylist, rents the chair from the salon, otherwise known as Salon Suis. Well, I have four salon suites within earshot of my house, and I'm 99% sure Frankie owns none of them. But he says he's the creator. He started doing this way back in the early 2000s. And I'm also 99% sure that my mom was going to a Salon Suite in 1972. Come on. It's so stupid. Such a stupid claim. But anyway, he's back. He's got a new business opportunity. I have watched very little of this because I want first take, first reaction.
Chrissy
Okay?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
For our dear listener Jenny, whose birthday it happens to be today, let's all say happy birthday.
Chrissy
He's out in the natural light.
Rachel
He's in somewhere in the greater Chicagoland area.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
He's got that tan. Look at that neck.
Chrissy
Oh, yeah.
Brian Green
Oh, that neck.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
You could. You could make car seats out of that neck. You could make a saddle out of that neck. All right, here we go. He looks old. He really does look like he's getting old.
Frankie B.
Ladies and gentlemen, businessmen.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Oh, wait, I got to turn that up. We can't hear that at all.
Sandy Britches
Hold on.
Chrissy
He looks a little puffy, too. Gosh. I mean it. I guess maybe because he's in the new relationship, he's just trying new things. Because if you remember, the last time we saw what he was cooking up was not his usual healthy fare. No boiled eggs and avocado.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, whatever. Making like oxtail rag. Yeah. Or something. It looked disgusting. He's like, look at that oil. Look at all that sludge on top of my ragu. Just like mom used to make. Just like mom used to make.
Chrissy
Say that.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
But yeah, here he is, tight blue shirt, looking kind of faded, little bit old, but hey, listen, we're all getting old. Maybe he decided to stop injecting himself with all his own products and he's getting a little puffy like that.
Chrissy
He still looks muscular.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Listen, Frankie probably in his day was a very handsome guy. He's still a good looking older gentleman. I do have to say that if I end up looking like Frankie at 70 years old, I'm not going to complain.
Frankie B.
Ladies and gentlemen, businessmen and women and entrepreneurs, let me introduce myself. My name is Frank Bernardo. I'm the President CEO of House of Salon, Salon Suite and House of Ink Tattoo Suite franchise. I'm going to be your single number one.
Rachel
I'm Frank E.B. from House of Salon, Salon Suites Incorporated.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Tattoo Incorporated Salon Suites, Law Offices and Franchise Opportunities Inc. Llc.
Chrissy
It does say law office.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It does say law offices. That's where he got his divorce.
Frankie B.
Go to source for any of your passive income franchisee needs.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, because there's nothing, nothing says passive income like a landlord. I mean honestly, I love these opportunities like this Grant Cardone and all these other shitheads that tell you that being a fractional landlord will be a great opportunity for you. Being a landlord.
Chrissy
Mailbox money.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It's not mailbox money. You will end up losing money and it will be a pain in the fucking ass.
Frankie B.
Here today to introduce you to a brand new concept in the sweets industry Street.
Rachel
It's tattoos, it's brand new.
Chrissy
I thought them up.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, I made it up. By the way, this also been going on for a very long time. I have a friend who owns a tattoo shop and this is, this is how. And I've had two tattoo artist friends. They rent the chair, that's what they do.
Frankie B.
Now we're all very familiar with the salon suite industry. We all know what a fantastic, you know, business franchise that is. And, and I do offer that, but today we're talking about tattoo suites and.
Rachel
This is a brand new suite.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Oh my God.
Chrissy
Guys, the traffic is blowing by right there.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Oh my God. That's fucking insane.
Rachel
Hi, I'm Frankie B. From Salon Suites Incorporated. Today we're here to talk about great business opportunities. You, anyone know. Can you hear me? Hello? Frank, dude, go inside.
Frankie B.
The building concept. Because until today, tattoo sweets never existed. No.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Until today. Until today. Are you from the future?
Rachel
Are you from the past? Are you from 1992? This has been working like this forever, Frankie. This is how it works.
Chrissy
Until today.
Rachel
Here's a news flash for you.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
In case you didn't know, your taxicab.
Rachel
Driver also rents the taxicab.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Jesus Christ.
Rachel
Right behind me, the trucker.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Rents.
Rachel
The truck.
Frankie B.
Is your standard tattoo shop. And every tattoo artist that is working in this shop right here, they are contracting. They're contractors working in an open floor plan.
Rachel
Yes, congratulations.
Chrissy
That is how I have seen it until today.
Rachel
There were walls in tattoo shops. I broke them all down. We're in an open floor plan.
Frankie B.
Contractors working with no privacy for themselves or their clients.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I'm sorry, let me rephrase up.
Chrissy
He's putting up walls.
Rachel
That's right, Chrissy. I put up walls. I put up walls. Oh, I bet you did.
Frankie B.
Contractors.
Chrissy
That is not true. I mean, I specifically have been to one where there were partitions, at least.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Of course, yes. I've been to ones with rooms. You know, sometimes they don't have doors on them because I think that's to keep everybody safe in the situation.
Frankie B.
But under the hours of operation of the owner of that. That building and their contractors that have to.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I bet this tattoo shop just loves having the Frankie out front driving away all his business.
Chrissy
Yeah. Wait a minute. So he said they have to work under the hours of operation.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Do you know the hours of operation of a tattoo shop are. They're 24.
Rachel
24 hours.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
That's the operation of a tattoo shop.
Rachel
I've never known a tattoo shop that's.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Open from nine to five. Frankie, come on, man.
Frankie B.
Give 50% of their hard earned money to the house as rent. Well, now, all of this changes. I have just developed.
Rachel
Frankie. I am revolutionizing the way that tattoo artists work around.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Wait, I'm not. What?
Rachel
That already exists. God damn it. I guess I'll go back to my ragu.
Frankie B.
Just like I developed the salon suite concept 26 years ago. I developed.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
You did this. God, you did not. Stop you. God, you sound like an idiot saying that, Frankie. You really do. You sound like an idiot. I love you, man, but no one is. No one believes this.
Frankie B.
Same concept, but only for tattoo professionals. Now, right away, everybody gets alarmed. Tattoo, you know, evil.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
No. Evil.
Rachel
Satan.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Heroin.
Rachel
Pornography.
Chrissy
Meanwhile, every person below the age of 30 that I know right now has tattoos. I mean, it's.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Everyone except for me in my life has a tattoo. I think some of My children have tattoos.
Chrissy
I know. I don't have one either. I could never decide on what I wanted to do.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
No, it has nothing to do with not liking tattoos. I love tattoos.
Chrissy
Me too.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I've seen a lot of tattoos that I like.
Chrissy
Oh, my God. In a parallel life, I have sleeves.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
In a parallel life, I am Machine Gun Kelly. I've tattooed myself black, but the only tattoo I ever really came close to getting was my ex wife's name on my shoulder.
Chrissy
Ooh, you dodged a bullet there.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Thank God I didn't.
Chrissy
Wait, I have to comment too, on. Because, you know, in the past, we've seen Frankie, he's had a bunch of jewelry on. Necklaces, rings, bracelets. He's lost that.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Well. He probably turned his arms green, probably turned his neck red or something.
Frankie B.
It's not that way. All right, tattoo artists, they need a space for themselves. So now I have just developed individual fully.
Rachel
They need a space to do their murdering in private.
Chrissy
They're evil things.
Frankie B.
Their drugs furnish tattoo suites for the tattoo artists. And not only them. Let's broaden this horizon a little bit. There's microbladers, there's permanent makeup. Any.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
There's masseuses.
Chrissy
So much.
Rachel
Yeah, Frankie.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It seems like Frankie woke up this morning and had this brilliant idea that his. His salon suite concept could be taken out to many different types of services. Yes. And they already all do it. Frankie. 1.
Frankie B.
Any professional that does ink. We now have their own building design.
Chrissy
There's like, breaks. Yeah.
Rachel
Yeah, boy.
Frankie B.
Get asked.
Rachel
What's that, Frankie?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I can't hear you.
Frankie B.
Exclusively for them. What they're about, how they're about, their.
Chrissy
Image, how they're about their.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Their. Their. Their image.
Chrissy
I want to know. How about.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, Frankie. Yeah, Frankie. Frankie, so far you have convinced no one to buy in on this business. I'm holding out hope that you'll get to a point.
Chrissy
Well, they were inside.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah. Could you go inside and show us what's going on in there? Or is this just some random tattoo shop that you've decided to stand in front of now?
Frankie B.
I've developed. I've revolutionized the tattoo industry.
Rachel
You've revolutionized the tattoo industry. I would love to cut.
Chrissy
I love his confidence.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Kevin, please cut this up into a clip so that we can distribute this far and wide on Instagram and get a tattoo artist's opinion about what Frankie is saying.
Frankie B.
The very first. If you're looking for a passive income investment with absolutely no competition.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, there's no competition in the tattoo industry.
Rachel
Oh, my God.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
He really has never googled anything in his life. I mean, he never once thought to Google whether or not the tattoo industry already had a rent for model going on in the business. Because I guarantee it's like every third shop.
Frankie B.
Yeah, you look at my Kansas.
Rachel
Hey, Frankie. Hey, are you Frankie? You take my tattoo shop? Stop revolutionizing everything. We already did it. Fuck you. I'm revolutionizing the car sales industry today. Before, used car salesmen had to come in on this lot in an open floor plan and try and sell cars. Well, I've built walls around every single used car. So now used car salesmen can get the privacy they deserve. And before, when you think of of used car salespeople, you think ah, murderers. But nope, they're murderers.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
With walls.
Rachel
If you're looking for a passive income opportunity, think about the no competition. With no competition. It's the car salesman Salon Sui.
Frankie B.
They build these.
Chrissy
Whoa, here we go.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
That, by the way, is a rendering. Yeah, that is an AI rendering of what it might look like.
Chrissy
Look, there's a moose head on the wall.
Rachel
He's got moose. Where?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
He's just showing us a rendering with a purple couch. This is ikea. You know you go to Ikea's website and you can place furniture in a room. He's using the IKEA website to build this, by the way. Yeah, that doesn't exist in real life. That's just a rendering. It's a pretty rendering, I'll give them that. It is, yeah. If it actually ended up looking like that.
Kevin
Skulls.
Chrissy
Yeah, on those shelves.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
By the way, that's the most expensive skulls.
Chrissy
Evil.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Evil.
Chrissy
He's got skulls and a little motorcycle.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I know, look at him, he's so cliche. By the way, this is the most expensive tattoo shop ever built. If this really exists.
Chrissy
Well, you know what it looks like there used to be the show on and it's probably still on, but inked or whatever. You know any of those shows? Was that the Dave Navarro one? Anyways, there were all those and they would do the same thing. He's got screens up in them. Like a TV screen.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah. So that they could see.
Chrissy
So you could see.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
See what? You're getting inked. Yeah.
Chrissy
Ye.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Lounge directory. Lounge directory.
Rachel
There's three rooms in there. You need a directory. Lounge directory.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I can just see a tattoo artist right now going, didn't ever thought about the lounge directory? We need one of those interior suites. Wow, that looks like my dentist. It does.
Chrissy
It looks like a dentist doctor.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It does. With a brand new MacBook Studio in there. Like a Mac Studio, the five thousand dollar computer.
Chrissy
Got some atrium, the greenery.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
That's what I'm looking for in my text shop.
Chrissy
It's an atrium. Does it have an atrium?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It doesn't even exist. But if it did, why would it need an atrium? Break rooms, restrooms. You too can pee. Oh, consulting lounge. Ooh.
Chrissy
It's just a table with some chairs.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Sweet exteriors. Ooh, innovative innovating design. It's innovative design, not innovative design.
Rachel
Frankie's taking it to the next level.
Chrissy
He's innovating, he's revolutionizing.
Rachel
He's revolutionizing the whole that.
Chrissy
He's got pendant lights.
Rachel
Oh, my God. This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
As you could clearly a great, great segue out of the music there.
Frankie B.
See, I have just revolutionized the tattoo.
Chrissy
We can clearly see. We can clearly hear.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, we can hear all the cars in the background. He literally pulled up to this poor guy's tattoo salon and is standing in front of it talking about how he has revolutionized the tattoo industry. Meanwhile, this guy, obviously. The tattoo shop, is it open? No, I don't think the open sign is on, actually.
Frankie B.
Just like I revolutionized the Salon Suite Industry 26 years ago, I'm fully expecting these tattoo suites to blow up across America, just how the salon suite industry did. 26.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Man.
Rachel
Frankie, how many of these do you own? You're living in your daughter's apartment.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
How many of these could you possibly own?
Chrissy
And also, he didn't just show us a picture of one he actually has built. No, it was just a draw.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It's a rendering. Anybody can do a rendering. You realize that, Frankie? Anybody could do this. There is no patentable, no copyrightable. There's nothing here that's proprietary. I could go rent out a space tomorrow, spend $2 million to. To fit it out, you know, to put the fit on it, and then essentially rent it to tattoo artists. Or do you think a microblader has the enough money to rent out of a million dollar building? No, they don't. That's why you tend to find them in smaller spaces, and that's why they pay 50% to the person who owns the business. You want to know why? Because that's the economics of the business. It's hard to pay a lot of rent money when you're living tattoo to tattoo or microblade to microblade. That's not an easy job. You know, there are some tattoo artists that I'm sure make millions of dollars a year, but that's the exception. And not the rule. They are artists. Artists live and die and eat and starve by the art that they make. And they're not going to pay you $50,000 a month to be in the innovating design of the salon suite tattoo.
Frankie B.
Parlor six years ago. And best of all, there's no competition.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Do you current until everybody hears this and says, this has been around for.
Rachel
30 years, Frankie, own salon suites?
Frankie B.
Are you looking to expand your portfolio? Maybe you're in an area where you can't expand in salon suites anymore.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Maybe the area is maxed out, saturated salons.
Rachel
Yeah. With everybody else who's doing it, because everybody else does it.
Frankie B.
Expand your portfolio with tattoo suites. A tattoo artist is not going to want to put 40 to 50% more money in their pocket, have their own fully furnished suite.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
How are they going to put 40 to 50% in their new pocket? Because they're going to have to pay you now instead of the tattoo shop owner, who likely is a person in the tattoo industry who is an artist who has cut their teeth on bringing customers and bad tattoos and good tattoos and finally honed their art. Or you can have this beefcake nut job be your boss.
Rachel
Who wouldn't want that?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Who wouldn't want that? All right, let's take a break.
Chrissy
This is amazing.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, I know it is. Every video better than the last? We'll get back to Frankie. Give us a second. We'll be back.
Kevin
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Kristen Joy Hoadley
A quick check of chat tcb asking who created the salon suites concept. Ron Sturgeon's. Ron Sturgeon is largely credited with popularizing. Popular. Popularizing the concept of national on a national franchise scale. Then there's also my salon suites, founded by the McAllisters in Louisiana. There's also a third. There's also Gene Rivera. Gene and Jason Rivera. Rivera, excuse me, Opened the Phoenix brand and brought the concept to a wider franchise market. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere is Frank Benar mentioned in this. So let's also see. Is there something similar for the tattoo industry, question mark? I can guarantee there is.
Chrissy
And I can guarantee those people you just mentioned started it back before 26 years ago.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yes, yes. Private suite or booth style rental concepts have begun to emerge in the tattoo industry.
Sandy Britches
And.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, there's lots of people credited with doing this ahead of time. Sorry, Frankie. This you have not revolutionized the industry. But it's funny. Let's keep on watching.
Frankie B.
They can brand it on however they want now.
Chrissy
The corridors of the building, they can brand it on.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
On however they want. Chrissy. On however they want. Proper English, please.
Frankie B.
You saw the renderings up. Okay, that stays the same. Those design.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
How are you going to brand it if everything has to stay the same? I don't get it.
Frankie B.
Signs cater to the tattoo artists. They're gorgeous, they're sexy, but they're a little bit edgy. And that's what.
Chrissy
They've got skulls in them.
Rachel
We have skulls, we have motorcycles, we have crossbones. There's a pirate ship.
Frankie B.
New artists needs tattoo artists because of the lack of places for them to open up their business. They're infiltrating into salon suite buildings.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
They're infiltrating, are they really? Is there? There's a big problem with this, Frankie. How is there a lack of places for tattoo artists to open up their business? I think a lot of tattoo artists, God bless them, probably do the work from home, you know, and I don't know if that's legal or not. And I know a lot of them do it in a sanitized.
Chrissy
You know, they're on every corner.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
They're on every corner here.
Chrissy
Yeah, yeah.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I've got one within walking distance. I live in the Burr.
Frankie B.
Tattoo artists don't want to work in a salon suite building. That's a building set up for the beauty professional, not the tattoo artists and the beauty professionals that are in those buildings. They don't want tattoo artists in there.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Snobs, all them snobs.
Chrissy
What is he saying, though? That he didn't want to mix them in the same suite no, he's saying.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
They'Re infiltrating the suites. They're the. His salon suites, essentially. I think this is a big problem, Chrissy. I can imagine the tens of thousands, thousands of salon suites that he owns because he started it. Of course, there are tattoo artists that are just, I don't know, coming in, setting up shop on a random Tuesday. Infiltrating into the beauty business. Into the beauty business. They can't take it anymore.
Frankie B.
Separate professionals. They need their own space. Tattoo artists, they want that building with a little bit of an edge because that's what they got.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
But after looking, that's what they got.
Frankie B.
Reviewing the renderings of my building, very classy, very sexy. I even have touch screens.
Rachel
I even find myself to be very classy and sexy.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I have touch screens on the outside.
Frankie B.
Of each one of their suites where anyone walking in the building can see what the tattoo art artists, what they can't perform. They.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
What they can't perform.
Rachel
What are you talking about, Frankie?
Frankie B.
Have every luxury at their fingertips. Beautiful waiting areas. They got a break room. They have a consulting area.
Rachel
They got a place to pee and poop, both of them, which isn't something all my salon suites offer within the.
Frankie B.
Building that they could consult their clients if they want to get out of their suites. They've got everything.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Oh, how lucky they must be to walk from one room to a table right outside that one room. Yeah, I'm gonna get some fresh air.
Frankie B.
At their fingertips. If you're looking for a franchise, a passive income franchise, I've got it for you.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Okay, Passive income, it sounds just pay.
Chrissy
To build a building, and that's all you do.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, this sounds about as passive as pegging Frankie. I'm sorry, but it does.
Frankie B.
You may be an older couple, you may be an older man, you may an older woman, you know, you're into your retirement.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, that's what I need to be. That's what I need when I'm 80.
Frankie B.
Years. And you know what? You have to lose money. All right? Do you want to lose that money or when I say lose, you know, I mean put money into a franchise. Do you want to put that into a franchise to where you got to work that business every day of your life? You got to hire employees, you got to fire employees. You know, if you open up, it.
Chrissy
Doesn'T just run itself.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. Who's going to maintain it?
Chrissy
There's a manager of some sort that you will have to hire in order for you not to be the one managing it.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
And Therefore, you're going to lose money. And if you're putting 40 to 50% of the 40 to 50% they were already paying somebody back into their pockets. I did the math, and I'm pretty sure 50% minus 50% is 0%. So how are you going to afford the manager? What's going to happen when something happens to the building? Somebody gets rowdy there. Something happens inside the building.
Chrissy
Air bill.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Oh, my God.
Chrissy
The utilities.
Rachel
Oh, it all takes care of itself, Chrissy.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Don't worry about it.
Rachel
I've revolutionized the way you forget to pay your bills.
Frankie B.
Food place. You got to worry about food prep. You got to worry about food prep.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Food prep.
Chrissy
Where did. Where did that come in?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I think he's talking about other franchise opportunities. Well, I don't amount. Imagine Mr. And Mrs. Smith, at 75 years old, is looking to get into Chick Fil. A business, Frankie.
Frankie B.
Got to worry about customers. Is that what you want in your golden years or also.
Chrissy
Yes, that a franchise will have to. Because I worked with franchises before, back in the advertising days. The franchise is responsible for the marketing, of course, advertising of their building.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Are you going to market and advertise their building? No, you're not. Because that's not the kind of franchise you offer. You tell someone to give you a bunch of money, and you'll help them find a place where they can open up their own salon suites on a.
Frankie B.
Franchise that is going to make you passive income money every night. And the only thing you have to do is open a rent check.
Rachel
I open a rent check.
Chrissy
I don't know what that means.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I don't know what that means either, but I like it. I want to open a rent check tomorrow.
Frankie B.
Cannot think of a better passive income rent.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
The rent. Oh, got. You got franchise then.
Frankie B.
House of Ink Tattoo.
Chrissy
Sweet franchise.
Rachel
Did you get help with that, Frankie?
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Did you go to Chad DCV for that?
Chrissy
I'm pretty sure that name's taken, too.
Frankie B.
Yeah, no competition. You're going to be the only show in town. Are you watching this? In California, New York, Florida. Florida. Can you just imagine how many buildings you can open up? Can you imagine how fast they're gonna fill? Can you imagine how you're gonna be able to.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Wow. He is a magical salesperson.
Chrissy
He's very confident, too.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Without any statistics whatsoever to back himself up, he believes that all. Every one of these is just gonna sell out instantaneously.
Chrissy
Yeah. And that's why he's already. That's why he's not already going to.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
That's right.
Chrissy
The People that own his other salon suites. He's going to just YouTube. He's going to YouTube and just put.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
And that's also cars driving. That's right. That's also why Frankie himself hasn't already opened 50,000 of these to make himself independently wealthy.
Frankie B.
And your portfolio, well, your opportunity is here right now. I've got my website flashing on the screen.
Rachel
Flashing on the screen.
Chrissy
House of Salon, franchising.net.net.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
He'S got that. He's got that. Very, very hard to get dot net.
Frankie B.
And if you missed this, just go to the description box right below this.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
The description box video.
Frankie B.
I'm gonna have all my contact information here. You are gonna have to learn and get more educated in this business. My website will help you. And then you are gonna have some money.
Chrissy
And it ran itself.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah. Why do I have to get more educated? I thought you said all I have to do is open up a rent check.
Frankie B.
But guess what? I'm a. An email away.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It's that e mail away.
Frankie B.
Easy. It doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt to get information. If this is getting your interest, then I've got your interest.
Chrissy
With the car going by.
Rachel
I would love to say something funny, but it says itself. I don't even know what else I can top that with.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It's just too good.
Frankie B.
Take the next step. Take the next step. It just might be the absolute best move of your life. My name is Frank Bernardo, President, House of Salon, Salon Suite and House of Ink, Tattoo Suite, Franchising on just what might be the absolute best move of your life, Ladies and gentlemen.
Chrissy
As he moves very close to the camera, he's.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Got to let you know he's the president. Four different businesses that currently make no money.
Chrissy
It just might, though.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It just might. Might be the best move of your life.
Brian Green
Probably not, but it might be.
Rachel
I'm not saying for sure.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I'm saying it's highly likely it won't be.
Brian Green
Oh, my God.
Rachel
Happy birthday to you, Jenny.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
I just gave you the best opportunity of your life.
Chrissy
That's right.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
What might be the best opportunity of your life?
Rachel
Wow.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Jenny and her husband running to the phone right now. Call Frankie and get educated. Get educated. You're gonna have a ton of questions. Oh, every time something like this happens, I want to pick up the phone and pretend I'm an interested buyer so that I can record it and hear him spiel some more. But, you know, we're okay.
Chrissy
Yeah.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah. I don't want to touch into real life and waste his time.
Chrissy
Let's Admire from afar.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Yeah, I agree with you.
Brian Green
I've just decided his work.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
A hands off approach is best. Yeah, we don't want to mess with the. The order of things, so to speak.
Chrissy
We want fly too close to the sun.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
No, I don't want to change the trajectory of the universal fate of Frankie V. You keep the videos coming, I'll keep talking about them. It's likely most of your traffic comes from our show. I'm sorry about that. All right. 212-4333 TCB 212433, 3822 questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas.
Brian Green
We, we take them all right there.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
On that phone line. Be one of the people who contact us. So many new people have contacted us.
Chrissy
Just fantastic.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
It's like the phone is going crazy and I love it. Thank you so much. We'll get back to you.
Brian Green
It might take us a few days.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
But we'll get back to you.
Brian Green
Jump in the conversation if you want.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
To be a part of a future taping of the commercial break. One of two ways. If you're in the Atlanta area, let us know on that phone line or.
Brian Green
If you'd like to see us on.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
On Twitch or Kick, let us know. And it's likely we're gonna do that sometime in mid or late July. Also tcbpodcast.com that's where you get your free TCB sticker. Go to the contact us button. Tell us you want one, give us your address, we'll send one off.
Brian Green
Add the commercial break on Instagram, please.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Please follow us. So many of you have over the last couple ofdays and YouTube.com the commercial break for all the episodes on video. Video same day. They air here on the audio. Okay Chrissy, that's all I can do for now.
Chrissy
I think so.
Brian Green
I'll tell you that I love you.
Chrissy
I love you.
Kristen Joy Hoadley
Best to you. Best you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say we do say and we must say goodbye. This episode is sponsored in part by Eat Clean. Okay, Eating healthy always sounds great. Like in theory, we all want to be the person who's chopping kale at 6am and meal prepping quinoa for the next.
Chrissy
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Kristen Joy Hoadley
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Chrissy
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Podcast Summary: The Commercial Break – Episode: "Frankie, Just Go INSIDE!"
Release Date: June 19, 2025
Hosts: Bryan Green and Krissy (Kristen Joy Hoadley) Hoadley
Guests: Frankie B.
The episode kicks off with Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley celebrating the birthday of one of their dedicated listeners, Jenny. Bryan expresses heartfelt appreciation for Jenny's unwavering support, stating, "She is a hardcore listener of the show" ([05:10]). Krissy adds a personal touch by sharing that Jenny sent them a crocheted gift, which they plan to reveal in a future episode. The hosts extend warm birthday wishes to Jenny, emphasizing her importance to the TCB family:
"Jenny is a young lady who's been calling and texting us for a long time... She is super sweet and... today it is her birthday." – Krissy Hoadley ([05:12])
They also acknowledge the community's support by mentioning condolences sent to Rachel over the passing of her cat, Xena, highlighting the close-knit nature of their listener base.
The conversation shifts to a candid discussion about sexual kinks, specifically focusing on pegging. Krissy opens up about her lack of specific kinks, expressing a desire to identify one to align with her outgoing personality:
"I need a kink. I feel like at my age, I should have a kink." – Krissy Hoadley ([13:06])
She humorously contemplates unconventional kinks, referencing "creamy cereal" and entertains the idea of finding something edgier. The topic delves into how societal perceptions of kinks can influence personal relationships and self-expression. Krissy invites listeners to contribute suggestions for her potential kink, fostering an interactive and engaging dialogue.
The discussion also touches on bizarre and humorous experiences, such as Krissy receiving unexpected notes on her Starbucks cup. She recounts her attempt to request no messages on her cup for a day, only to discover a heartfelt message left by an employee:
"I said, just for today and today only, just don't write anything on the cup, okay?" – Krissy Hoadley ([18:38])
This anecdote serves as a segue into broader conversations about personal boundaries and unexpected gestures in everyday interactions.
The core of the episode centers around Frankie B., an entrepreneur pitching his latest venture—Salon Suites Integrated with Tattoo Suites. Frankie enthusiastically presents his business model, positioning himself as a pioneer in revolutionizing the tattoo industry by introducing individual suites for tattoo artists. His pitch includes:
"Ladies and gentlemen, businessmen and women and entrepreneurs, let me introduce myself. My name is Frank Bernardo..." – Frankie B. ([26:24])
He claims to have innovated the salon suite concept for tattoo professionals, aiming to provide them with private, fully furnished spaces akin to what exists in the beauty industry. Frankie emphasizes the benefits of passive income through franchising, asserting, "If you're looking for a passive income investment with absolutely no competition" ([34:13]).
Hosts' Reactions and Critique:
Bryan and Krissy, along with co-host Chrissy, respond with skepticism and humor, challenging Frankie's assertions with pointed questions and sarcastic remarks:
"Frankie, so far you have convinced no one to buy in on this business." – Krissy Hoadley ([33:53])
They highlight the lack of originality in Frankie's concept, noting that similar models already exist within the tattoo industry. Krissy points out the impracticalities of his business plan, questioning the feasibility of generating passive income through such ventures:
"You will end up losing money and it will be a pain in the fucking ass." – Krissy Hoadley ([27:01])
The hosts dissect Frankie's presentation, mocking the need for redesigning spaces that already function adequately. They also critique his confidence, suggesting a disconnect between his enthusiasm and the reality of the market demand.
"He really has never googled anything in his life." – Krissy Hoadley ([34:57])
The segment serves as a comedic critique of entrepreneurial pitches that overpromise without substantial backing, embodying the podcast's signature blend of dark humor and sharp commentary.
Towards the latter part of the episode, Bryan encourages listeners to engage further by sharing their thoughts and participating in the show's activities:
"Find me a kink. Find me a kink. Text it in and let me know what you think my kink should be..." – Krissy Hoadley ([14:25])
Additionally, Bryan promotes various platforms where listeners can connect, including Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube, fostering a multi-channel community presence.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts maintain their humorous banter, reiterating their appreciation for listeners and teasing upcoming content. They reinforce the celebratory tone for Jenny's birthday and hint at future interactions, ensuring that the episode ends on a lighthearted and engaging note.
Krissy Hoadley on Kinks:
"I need something else so I can have... I can feel a little edgy." ([13:25])
Krissy Hoadley on Starbucks Experience:
"I just wanted to say happy birthday to Jenny. She truly is one of those ride or die fans..." ([06:21])
Frankie B.'s Pitch Introduction:
"Ladies and gentlemen, businessmen and women and entrepreneurs, let me introduce myself." ([26:24])
Krissy's Critique of Frankie B.:
"Frankie, so far you have convinced no one to buy in on this business." ([33:53])
Community Engagement: The hosts prioritize listener interactions, fostering a sense of community through shout-outs and shared experiences.
Humorous Critique: The episode effectively blends humor with critical analysis, particularly evident in the hosts' response to Frankie's business proposal.
Personal Anecdotes: Sharing personal stories and challenges, such as navigating romantic dynamics and everyday surprises, makes the conversation relatable and engaging.
Interactive Elements: Encouraging listener participation through calls to action enhances the podcast's interactive nature, making listeners feel involved in the ongoing dialogue.
Episode Overview:
In "Frankie, Just Go INSIDE!", Bryan and Krissy navigate through heartfelt listener celebrations, candid discussions about personal kinks, and a humorous yet incisive critique of Frankie B.'s ambitious business venture into salon and tattoo suites. The episode showcases the hosts' chemistry, blending twisted humor with sharp commentary, encapsulating the essence of The Commercial Break as a chaotic and unpolished comedy podcast that offers listeners an irreverent escape from everyday life.