Transcript
Brian Green (0:00)
Do dwarves have normal sized penises?
Chelsea Lynn (0:03)
Yes.
Brian Green (0:04)
How come you said that so confident?
Chelsea Lynn (0:05)
I ask every single one I meet. I'm being dead serious too.
Brian Green (0:15)
On this episode of the commercial break.
Chelsea Lynn (0:18)
I will kick people out like it's nothing. Like it's nothing.
Chrissy (0:22)
I love it. I would love it. Yeah.
Chelsea Lynn (0:25)
And I never have rude hecklers. It's always people. It's always people that love me. But it's usually people that have had a little bit too much to drink and they just want, instead of listening to me do standup, they just want to talk to me in the middle of my set. And I will give them a couple breaks. I'll say, okay. I'll say, okay. Now you need to be quiet, you know, because people didn't come here to hear you, you know, and if they keep going, I'll just say, come get this bitch. Yeah, come get this bitch.
Chrissy (0:56)
I love it.
Rachel (0:57)
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Brian Green (1:02)
2:30 in the. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Brian Green. Best to you, Brian, and best to you, Brian, and best you out there in the podcast universe. Welcome to another episode of the commercial break. It's a TCB infomercial Tuesday with a very special guest indeed, Chelsea Lynn, also known as trailer trash Tammy. But let me not ignore the elephant in the room. Why am I saying hello to myself? Because Chrissy's not here. Because Chrissy's not supposed to here. You see? Long time ago. Well, let me explain it this way. When a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, sometimes those people do things with each other, more adult things. And Chrissy and I recorded an intro and an outro to this episode, but for one reason or another, I cannot get it to work. So since Chrissy's not supposed to be here and I would like to let you listen to the Chelsea Lynn interview. I'm just gonna do it, solo it. We'll do it live, as they say in the business. Let's talk a little bit about Chelsea Lynn and then we'll get to the interview where Chrissy is a part of that interview. And I know that's the part you. You really want to hear. Chelsea Lynn is one of my personal pandemic guilty pleasures. I found her social media during the lockdowns of 2020, just as I was starting this podcast, actually. And one of the things that instantly hooked me into Chelsea was this universe of characters, this cast of characters that she had created that were living and breathing on video and podcasts and social media around Trailer Trash Tammy, which is essentially an alter ego. So I want you to imagine for a minute, if you will, if you have not heard of Chelsea, that the Crabapple Bits that I do at the beginning of the show had come to life in a much funnier, much grander, much more visual way. And ten and a half million people also liked those characters. So ten and a half people like the Crabapple Bits, Ten and a half million like Trailer Trash Tammy and the universe of characters that she has created or other people have created and brought into her world. And she goes out there in. In the universe and she interacts with people as Trailer Trash Tammy. She's been in music videos, she's had many a celebrity, a comedian on her podcast in her videos, and she's just done it. I mean, I don't know any other way to explain how crazy, huge Chelsea Lynn and Trailer Trash Tammy have become. Here's one way I can put it into perspective. In 2026, in March, I think, of 2026, Chelsea will be doing the second annual Tammy's Pontoon Party, which is a Norwegian cruise line that is completely occupied by people who love Chelsea and Tammy and these other rotating characters that she has in her world. So, like, 1500 people will get on a cruise for four nights, and they will travel around the Caribbean, in Mexico. And you can do this, too. You can go to eat my trash.com and find out more information about that. By the way, check out that URL eat my trash.com for all things Chelsea Lynn. But she will go on this cruise, and it is wild. You should watch some of the videos on YouTube of last year's cruise, this year's cruise, and how insane it was. Here, let me give you a little snippet of what's going. What's to come on the interview. So in the last version of the cruise, she hired a band called Mini Kiss. And that's not like a small kiss, like a half kiss. That mini kiss means that it. It is people of a shorter stature who are dressed up exactly like the band Kiss, and they play Kiss covers. That's not even the wild part. That's pretty wild, but that's not the wild part. The wild part is that Chelsea wanted to have them on cruise number two. So she called and asked if they would come, and of course they said yes. She then pitched that to Norwegian Cruise Lines, to which the higher ups at Norwegian said, fuck no. Mini Kiss is never coming back on not only your cruise, but any cruise of ours. Period. End of sentence. Chelsea will explain why in this interview, but it is insane. And if that's your kind of party, if you're into it, I would highly suggest you go to eatmytrash.com soon to book your room because I think there are right now there are limited rooms available. I've been kind of keeping up with all of the sales emails that come through. So she's got TikTok 5, 6 million people follow her on TikTok. About a million people follow her on Instagram. She's got a number of different accounts. Million and a half people are subscribed on YouTube. She's got an only fans page. She does multiple podcasts and she is everywhere. Chelsea Lynn, also known as Trailer trash Tammy. I would normally throw it to Chrissy right now and I would say, hey, Chrissy, why don't we take a break and then do the magic of tele podcasting. Chelsea Lynn will be right here in front of us on our video screen. But since Chrissy's not here, I'm just going to tell you, why don't we take a break. And then through the magic of telepodcasting, I will fanboy out a little bit about one of my personal favorites. Chelsea Lynn coming here to talk to Chrissy and I will be back.
