Transcript
Kathleen Madigan (0:00)
My mom was a nurse for 30 years. She's retired. I said, out of nowhere, while we're pushing a cart, God, I have a splitting sinus headache. She goes, oh, here. And roots through a giant purse and goes, take this. And I took it. And about a second later, I hear, oh. I said, what? What was that all about? She goes, you swallow that? Yep, sure did. Swallow. What color was it? I don't know, Mom. I don't know. I didn't look at what color it was. Kathleen, why didn't you look at what color the pill was? Why? Why? Cause you're not somebody I met at a party. You were my mom. You were a nurse for 30 years. I bought the whole story.
Brian Green (1:09)
I did.
Kathleen Madigan (1:10)
I trusted you. I ate it blind. I just ate it blind.
Brian Green (1:19)
On this episode of the commercial break, there's these, you know, thousands of people that are watching you, and it's just you with a microphone. Microphone. That's it. That's got to be a strange sensation.
Kathleen Madigan (1:29)
If you think about it too hard, you will run away. You would just go, this is crazy. What do we do? You know, I started at a funny bone, you know, in a mall. Like, did you maybe 50 people on a Monday night, you know, not like, this is crazy.
Brian Green (1:45)
It.
Kathleen Madigan (1:45)
You can't overthink it. Me and Ron White always talk about that. He's like, you can't think about. Just act like it's the funny bone. Just walk out and do what you do. And I'm like, yeah. I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away. But if thought about it too long, you might. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Brian Green (2:08)
Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best of you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Here we are. And yet another Tuesday morning or Tuesday afternoon or whenever you're listening to this. It's a TCB infomercial Tuesday with noted storied comedian Kathleen Madigan coming in. This one is years in the making, actually, for us. Yeah, we've been trying to get Kathleen on the show for a very long time, and we're super excited that our schedules collided in the universe, and we're finally now getting Kathleen in here. Kathleen has been around for a very long time. I don't want to date her. She's a young lady. But I still want to share that she's grown up with some of the best.
