TCB's Endless Day #7

Summary

Detailed Summary of "TCB's Endless Day #7" Episode

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Commercial Break
• Host(s): Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley
• Episode: TCB's Endless Day #7
• Release Date: May 31, 2025

Overview: "TCB's Endless Day #7" is an engaging episode of The Commercial Break podcast, where hosts Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley delve deep into their favorite segment—the humorous and chaotic recaps of the show "Mountain Monsters." The episode blends lively listener interactions, shoutouts, and a detailed, comedic analysis of the Mountain Monsters series, maintaining the podcast's signature chaotic yet relatable charm.

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1. Introduction & Listener Shoutouts [00:00 – 03:03]

The episode opens with a playful and self-aware mock advertisement for 5 Hour Energy, setting the irreverent tone typical of The Commercial Break. Bryan Green humorously integrates the sponsor into their chaotic style:

Bryan Green [00:00]: "Spicy Cinco de Mango is sweet. It's spicy and a tad unhinged, just like us."

Following the ad, Bryan and Krissy engage in lively banter, celebrating making it halfway through the episode and expressing gratitude toward their listeners. They give heartfelt shoutouts to superfans and friends, acknowledging their support and contributions:

Bryan Green [02:30]: "Tell me what a shithead I am. That's fine too. I'm okay with that."

Bryan Green [03:02]: "Julia, Shonda, Jessica, Amanda, Todd, Layla, Olivia... thank you guys so much."

2. Recap of Previous Episodes & Guest Feedback [03:03 – 07:12]

Bryan reflects on feedback from past episodes featuring guests like Rachel Bloom and Michael Ian Black, highlighting listener appreciation for their candid discussions and humorous take on various topics:

Bryan Green [01:34]: "Thank you very much. They've listened to Rachel Bloom... it was funny but touching."

He touches briefly on political commentary, noting the necessity of addressing "the bullshit" when it becomes too obvious, reinforcing the podcast's commitment to unfiltered conversations.

3. Deep Dive into "Mountain Monsters" [07:12 – 44:55]

The core of the episode revolves around an extensive and comedic recap of the "Mountain Monsters" series, a show about redneck teams hunting cryptids like Bigfoot. Bryan enthusiastically shares his admiration for the show, likening it to "The Blair Witch Project" but with an improvised, humorous twist:

Bryan Green [07:10]: "They're improv comedians. They're improv actors. They are like... The Blair Witch Project."

The hosts proceed to act out scenes from a specific "Mountain Monsters" episode, infusing each moment with their trademark humor and exaggerated reactions. They mock the show's over-the-top tactics, such as the ineffective use of pellet guns and the characters' slapstick behaviors:

Bryan Green [10:21]: "Should try that out in Nashville. When I seen them bridesmaids parties."

Bryan Green [14:00]: "This went on for six seasons. It's worse than the commercial break."

Throughout the recap, Bryan and Krissy imitate the show's characters, highlighting absurdities like the use of outdated weaponry and bizarre hunting techniques. For instance, they humorously critique Wild Bill's equipment:

Bryan Green [28:41]: "He's a Bigfoot. He can't be that hard to find."

Bryan Green [29:31]: "That thing. I can smell that from here."

The interaction becomes increasingly animated as they mimic the chaotic hunts, including dramatic yet laughable attempts to locate Bigfoot, complete with failed strategies and comedic fails:

Chris Hoadley [33:00]: "Look. Oh, oh, oh."

Bryan Green [33:03]: "The dead cow. That's right."

Their dynamic portrayal not only entertains but also satirizes the sometimes overzealous nature of cryptid hunting shows, making listeners feel like they're part of an unfiltered, humorous conversation about the absurdities of reality TV.

4. Continued Mountain Monsters Commentary & Humor [44:55 – 48:04]

After the extensive recap, Bryan and Krissy briefly return to discussing their admiration for "Mountain Monsters," emphasizing its place in the podcast's lore and encouraging new listeners to check out their favorite episodes:

Bryan Green [44:55]: "There's 50 more minutes of this. I could watch 49 of it. Swear to God I could. I just love it."

They continue to blend genuine enthusiasm with comedic remarks, maintaining the episode's lively and engaging atmosphere.

5. Promotional Content & Wrap-Up [48:04 – End]

The episode transitions into a mock promotional segment where Bryan delivers an advertisement for a realtor service, humorously contrasting the chaotic content of the podcast with a more mundane service:

Bryan Green [47:44]: "Are you buying a home in California?... Find your [e-mail]."

Astrid, likely an assistant or co-host, interjects with promotional messages about following the podcast on Instagram, joining live streams, and participating in giveaways, all delivered in the podcast's characteristic humorous and unpolished style.

Astrid [24:44]: "Make sure you're following us... get your free exclusive Endless Day sticker by visiting tcbpodcast.com."

The episode closes with playful goodbyes and continued humorous banter, ensuring listeners feel both entertained and part of an ongoing, informal community.

Bryan Green [47:16]: "Best to you out there in the podcast universe for this episode of TCB's Endless Day, sponsored by Five Hour Energy."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Bryan Green [07:10]: "They're improv comedians. They're improv actors. They are like... The Blair Witch Project."
• Bryan Green [10:21]: "Should try that out in Nashville. When I seen them bridesmaids parties."
• Bryan Green [14:00]: "This went on for six seasons. It's worse than the commercial break."
• Bryan Green [28:41]: "He's a Bigfoot. He can't be that hard to find."
• Bryan Green [44:55]: "There's 50 more minutes of this. I could watch 49 of it. Swear to God I could. I just love it."

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Conclusion: "TCB's Endless Day #7" expertly combines listener engagement, comedic recaps of reality TV segments, and the hosts' unfiltered banter to create an entertaining and relatable podcast episode. Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley successfully maintain the chaotic yet charming essence of The Commercial Break, making it a must-listen for fans seeking a humorous escape through their quirky friendship and offbeat discussions.

Transcript

[Brian Green]

TCB's endless day, our big birthday bash is proudly presented with limited commercial interruption by 5 Hour Energy. Spicy Cinco de Mango is a new flavor from the makers of Five Hour Energy and it is only available at five hour energy.com spicy Cinco de Mango is sweet. It's spicy and a tad unhinged, just like us. And we want to thank five Hour Energy for bringing you this commercial break with limited commercial breaks on this episode.

[Chris Hoadley]

Of the commercial break.

[Astrid]

You made it. You made it halfway. It's only halftime, but that should be applauded.

[Brian Green]

There you go.

[Astrid]

Even Astrid has to take a break. After a few hours of Brian, I think it's time to mention we'll be trying to stream live on YouTube and TwitchCVpodcast, but as per usual, I don't have any of the details. So go to Instagram and look up hecommercial break. There's a good chance Astrid is keeping everyone in check and has all the information you'll need. What would we do without Astrid? Pat yourself on the back and get a refill on the booze. TCB's endless day continues now.

[Chris Hoadley]

The next episode of the Commercial break starts now.

[Brian Green]

5:30. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to another episode of tcb's Endless Day. I'm Brian Green. This is my co host and my dear friend, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

[Buck]

Best to you, Brian.

[Brian Green]

Best to you out there in the podcast universe and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Keeping us chugging along, texting, calling in on the phone. Thank you very much. We've gotten a few emails. People have listened to Rachel Bloom so far. They listened to Michael Ian Black both episodes, got notes. Thank you very much. We really appreciate it. They said, rachel. We went there with Rachel Bloom. It was funny but touching. And thank you very much for that. You're welcome. We also thought the same thing about the episode. Rachel was great. And I didn't know, besides crazy ex girlfriend, I didn't know a ton about Rachel. But I really enjoyed our conversation. Michael Ian Black is as funny as they come. He called our number. He called me out and said, will you let Chrissy talk? I said, no. He said, well, that's kind of weird. I said, well, that's the way it works. Yeah, that was fun. And we also talked some politics. And some people have written in and said, thanks for calling out some of the bullshit. Some of the bullshit has to be called out. It's just the way that it is when we don't like to talk politics, but when it becomes way too obvious, sometimes you just got to say what needs to be said. And that's all we're going to say about politics. So there you go. All right. But Chrissy, let us not delay in letting everybody who has shout outs to our super fans on Instagram, Short Stack and Superfly, I think they're also known as Jesse and Julia. There's Chris Keller, There's Geoff. I think I'm saying that. So I've known Chris Keller.

[Buck]

That's my good friend from Nashville that is.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, he said. Well, he says he's given us a little love. So. Hello, Chris. I think it said either Geoff or Jeff. I've known it. I've known people who spelled it that way in my life. And one was Geoff and one was Jeff. So there you go. Julia, Shonda. You know Shonda, Jessica, Amanda, Todd, Layla, Olivia. You know Olivia, Jeff, Brans, Cindy, Susan, Tamra, and Bill. So that's just a few for this. Thank you guys so much. Thank you, everyone who's been writing in. We really appreciate it. If you're listening, write in. There's still a couple more hours. We're recording here till 7:30 east coast time. So let us know if you're listening and where you're listening from and what you're enjoying or just as usual on the text messages, tell me what a shithead I am. That's fine too. I'm okay with that. All right, so I don't want to delay on this one because I really want to get as much of this in as we can. Season three and season four, we kind of combined together Love Connection Dating shows a lot of videos on season three and season four. But one of the things that really took root in season late season three into season four was our love affair with four rednecks from east west Kentucky. For big boys, big old redneck boys who do nothing but yell, scream, shout and look in different directions as their cameraman Billy tries his best to capture one single shot of a cryptid. A cryptid is something like Cryptid. A cryptid something like Bigfoot or Loch Ness monster or a pawpaw popper or a red claw baron wolf or a.

[Buck]

Any of the made up names.

[Brian Green]

Lapamaru. Yes. Any of the made up names that urban legend puts together because somebody thought they saw something in the woods and it didn't look or it did look human, oid or whatever. You know, we all know the. We all know the Bigfoot mythology, but it spreads to a million different kinds of animals, creatures, monsters, ghosts, and it falls under the name Cryptid. There are many shows out there that revolve around chasing or trying to find Cryptids or ghosts or paranormal things, right? But there is one king of the hill, one single team that sits high on the mountain in our hearts and in our heads. And that is, of course, Huck, Chuck, Fuck Other Chuck. Other Huck. And Number Huckleberry number seven, the boys from the Mountain Monsters. And man, do we get love on these episodes. Every single time we do it, there's been so much love that I believe in my heart because I like to think the world revolves around this little head. I believe that there was a whole podcast started about mountain monsters breakdown videos. I follow that one because we started to do it came out after us. It came out after we started doing mountain Monsters. So I could only believe that these guys said, we can do that and probably much better. And they do do it much better, to be fair to them. But we're the OGs. We loved them first. It was our first rodeo. The mountain monsters, the boys, they. Chrissy, I just. How do we describe our love for them?

[Buck]

Oh, as. As wide and vast as the ocean.

[Brian Green]

As wide and vast as the ocean.

[Chris Hoadley]

I love it.

[Brian Green]

That's a good one. That's a good way to put it. All right, in an effort to get as much of this in. In this episode as I can, I'm going to not delay, not wait till the second segment. I'm going to start this Mountain Monsters because I found an entire episode, Chrissy. Usually we only get clips, but I found an entire episode online of the Mountain Monsters. And I just. I watched, like, here's the thing. Last night or two nights ago, I started like, you know, okay, I get this content together. I have these ideas. Let me pull these videos. And I started watching it just to make sure it's what we needed. And 36 minutes later, I was still watching the Mountain Monsters. This is the funniest thing in the world to me. These guys, they're actors.

[Buck]

Oh, yeah, they do a great job.

[Brian Green]

They're improv comedians. They're improv actors. They are like, what was that movie that everybody went crazy for? The shaky camera movie? The Blair Witch Hunt.

[Buck]

Oh, yeah. Blair Witch Project.

[Brian Green]

Blair Witch Project. And it was like improv actors that went in the woods with a flashlight and a camera and made this movie that everyone went crazy for back in the early 2000s, late 90s. This is the Blair Witch Project 16 times a season. And I am just in love with it. So and everybody that I. Everybody that checks in loves mountain monsters. So let us get right to it. You know what else we did? Hold on. We know what else we did a lot of in season four. Frankie Dunk.

[Buck]

Frankie. We've got.

[Brian Green]

We'll get to Frankie. We'll get to Frankie. Don't worry. That's like. That's like the cream on top of the cake. Is that how you say it? Listen, I'm not as stupid as I look.

[Buck]

The cherry on top.

[Brian Green]

There you go. Thank you very much. The cherry on your milkshake from Chick Fil A. How's that?

[Buck]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

All right. Mountain monsters. Entire episode. We're not going to go through the entire episode. But we're going to go through as much as we possibly can. Here we go.

[Buck]

Bigfoot or Bust.

[Brian Green]

Bigfoot or bust season six ep.1 welcome to W. We're on season six too. Look at that.

[Chris Hoadley]

Bill Squat watch.

[Brian Green]

Wild Bill Squat watch.

[Buck]

Squat watch.

[Brian Green]

Well, I bet Wild. I bet Wild Bill's the kind of guy that clears out a restaurant when he goes into the. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I bet these guys have a diet like any other you've ever seen. Beef jerky. Wendy's.

[Buck]

Mountain Dew, of course.

[Brian Green]

Mountain Mountain Dew, of course. And the McDonald's inside the local Walmart. That's a popular place.

[Chris Hoadley]

1700 hours. No sighting of Squatch.

[Brian Green]

We're gonna be so funny today. 1700 hours is military time for five people.

[Buck]

Right. I thought he meant he'd been out there for 1700 hours and no sighting yet.

[Brian Green]

Well, that would not surprise me. Actually. No scientists either. Anywhere around today.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'm trying to lay my peepers on old Mr. Bigfoot's hair.

[Brian Green]

I've never seen someone put binoculars like that. Are his eyes that close together?

[Buck]

He's the one that yells all the time.

[Brian Green]

I dare say my name is eating Motif.

[Chris Hoadley]

Where you at, Mr. Bigfoot?

[Buck]

This is the first time I've seen him not yell.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, he's doing his own comedy vaudeville routine up here.

[Chris Hoadley]

His journal. And saw a section called recon.

[Brian Green]

He called a sexy recon. I saw it in the journal and called it a sexy recon. I know how to read, but I stand on the penis in a vagina. Damn.

[Chris Hoadley]

I think I see a Squatch. It's all about scouting your hunting area. Figured out I'd try that technique out here on the old Squatch in Taggart Valley. It's only a chip.

[Buck]

Taggart.

[Brian Green]

Even when he's whispering his loud.

[Buck]

I know.

[Brian Green]

I don't want time outside of that defensive sex. And watch Monk.

[Chris Hoadley]

One thing I love doing when I'm looking for Squatch Is trying out new calls. Get attention to his old ear. First up. Oh hoot. Al.

[Brian Green]

Should try that out in Nashville. When I seen them bridesmaids parties.

[Chris Hoadley]

Ooh ooh ooh ooh.

[Brian Green]

A Squatch. Watch. That's what I call it. What is wrong with his ear?

[Buck]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

Oh geez.

[Buck]

It's kind of a cauliflower ear.

[Brian Green]

It is?

[Buck]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

I think he's the bigfoot. He's the cryptid.

[Buck]

He's the cryptid.

[Brian Green]

Poor guy. That ear is deformed. Maybe that's why he yells that. Because he can't hear. Huh huh. He's getting like some parents I know. Brian.

[Chris Hoadley]

I think you're a Squatch. I like to do all different types. Bird calls.

[Brian Green]

Catawallers, caddy wampuses, catatunias. I like to do all kind. Chrissy. Yep, yep. Don't go for no man's bear. Get your popcorn here.

[Buck]

That was a good episode.

[Brian Green]

That was a good episode.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hell, I even try a donkey.

[Brian Green]

Honk honk. God. There's only one donkey in this scene. What are you doing, dude?

[Chris Hoadley]

Mr. Bigfoot, I'm gonna tell you one thing right now. You're not gonna stay hidden from old Mr. Wild Bill.

[Brian Green]

You ain't gonna stay hidden from Mr. Wild Bill. Because when I'm making all this wreck it. I'm sure you're just gonna come a running.

[Buck]

Yeah. He's gonna hit on something.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Nothing like having binoculars to scope out the secret. Bigfoot running around the woods and then make an ungodly holla. Every chance you get, I'm gonna lay.

[Chris Hoadley]

Eyes on your big hairy. It's like a cheeseburger. Resist.

[Brian Green]

I have a burger to a baby. Babies.

[Buck]

I haven't heard that before.

[Brian Green]

This is why Huck is 500 pounds. Because his mama's feeding him a cheeseburger. You don't need no tea. You need another burger from Sonic drive thru.

[Chris Hoadley]

Cutting edge idea. Check this out. I'm gonna eat just like Mr. Bigfoot. So I can get right in the same frame of mind.

[Brian Green]

Here we go. Product placement. Snap into a slim Jim.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's a scientific proof that bigfoot loved jerky.

[Brian Green]

Well, I had no idea how much of this show was just a one man improv vaudeville act.

[Buck]

Yeah, this.

[Brian Green]

But it's pretty funny. Squatch jerky. He made jerky for the Squatch. That's very sweet of him.

[Chris Hoadley]

You ever seen commercials?

[Brian Green]

I would say his handwriting is terrible. But it's better than mine. So there you go.

[Buck]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

All the time.

[Chris Hoadley]

Everybody knows a Bigfoot eats jerky. It's a scientific fact. How do you disagree with science?

[Buck]

Well, this show is based on science.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. This show is living proof. You can disagree with science. You've never once had a scientist on.

[Chris Hoadley]

The little hard to eat. This is just one good thing today I'm saying to lean on for this. My diet is gonna be like Mr. Bigfoot's diet. Worse down this sports jerky. Here's what I got today.

[Brian Green]

Do you think he sits at home and writes up these comedy routines?

[Buck]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

And then I'll stuff as much jerky as a can in my mouth and make a snapshot about having one too.

[Chris Hoadley]

Brother. Good old Squat Soda. Invented this myself.

[Buck]

Oh, okay. Well, it's a Coke can.

[Brian Green]

That's hard to believe. This went on for six seasons. It's worse than the commercial break. He looks like pop. Like a deformed Popeye. He's drinking a soda with his cheeks full of beef jerky. You gotta see this. YouTube.com TheCommercialFrig it's pretty funny actually.

[Buck]

Oh. Took too much Squatch soda.

[Brian Green]

Hey guys. We got another mountain monster dying over here on set number two.

[Chris Hoadley]

Conslicious. A lot of people don't know this Coco. But recon is short for reconnaissance. A French word.

[Brian Green]

Who doesn't know that? What do you mean a lot of people don't know that?

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, like french fries. 117 23.

[Brian Green]

Snap. Oh, he's writing in his notebook just like you do, Chrissy. Oh, that's why he never finds the Bigfoot is cause he's got a notebook just like you. It gets lost.

[Chris Hoadley]

Break.

[Brian Green]

Okay, okay.

[Buck]

What was he tallying up there?

[Brian Green]

He's just writing down the time. He's just writing down different times. 5:33. 5:35. Ooh. Here we go. We know by the change of the of the music that something serious is about to happen.

[Chris Hoadley]

You hear that? What the hell is that? That's a red damn farm. Where the boys is at.

[Brian Green]

This noise.

[Chris Hoadley]

I just.

[Brian Green]

What the hell is that? Extremely low rumbling noise coming in from the sound effects people at Travel Channel, sir.

[Chris Hoadley]

It sounds like Start over. That farm right there where Huck and Will and Jeff sat. Let's get the hell out of here. I don't know what the hell it is.

[Brian Green]

Let's get the hell out of here. Let's get in the four by and ride around and scream and yell like a robot.

[Buck]

He was just in a zone too with the Squatch.

[Brian Green]

I know. I felt like he was so close. Yeah, he was eating like the Squatch, drinking like the Squatch. That's right. He was about to lay a log like the Squatch and call him right in.

[Chris Hoadley]

He's coming up out of the earth. Let's go. Get in here. It's like vibrate. Get the hell over.

[Brian Green]

Come on.

[Chris Hoadley]

I need to haul over there and meet up with these.

[Brian Green]

It's like my pocket pusher, guys.

[Chris Hoadley]

Damn. The hell? What the hell was that? We need to figure out what.

[Brian Green]

I love how these guys try and make it fast and exciting. And they get in the four by and it's going two miles per hour.

[Chris Hoadley]

And where it's coming from. Oh, what the hell was that?

[Brian Green]

Wild Bill? This is on the screen as like, you know those documentaries where they have to write something on a black screen with white lettering to let you know it's serious and something has happened. Wild Bill believes the noise he just heard is coming from a nearby farm where the team is stationed. Stationed like the 4th Infantry Group.

[Chris Hoadley]

Son of a. Come on, bear. Come on.

[Brian Green]

Get in here.

[Buck]

Watch out for the chickens.

[Brian Green]

Yep, there it is. Oh, he hit the rooster. He killed the rooster. This is from that episode we watched? I think so. Either that or Wild Bill just has killed a lot of roosters in his time. So he's driving down the road at 2 mph and he hit a rooster with a golf cart.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hey, come here, Bill. Can you guys hear that? Hell yeah, we heard that. Hell yeah, we heard it. The hell was that?

[Brian Green]

That was Huck. He's making an ungodly racket down in the portalette.

[Buck]

Those overalls, they've got wedgies.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, well, listen, sometimes you can't afford to go a size up. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy, you know how it is. You put on those tight clothing and it just gives you more motivation to lose that extra couple of pounds. Only it never happens.

[Chris Hoadley]

Squatch will standard scared the living out of me. That come from right over there by that big northern red oak right there. Jeff, Willie and me.

[Brian Green]

Jeff, Willie and me, we were over here and we saw northern red oak making noise like thunder. So we came down to. To investigate. Since I am the main security apparati for the mountain monsters.

[Buck]

I love that Huckleberry is when he's the one that rotates out the most.

[Brian Green]

Yes. I come in and out. There's three of me.

[Chris Hoadley]

I was out here on this farm for the first time today. We just got permission to be here. This is a shortcut over to that log. And then all of a sudden it was like the earth just erupted. It was like when they're blasting down in the mines. When it rum.

[Brian Green]

Like when I'm blasting. After a long night of drinking, Milwaukee's.

[Chris Hoadley]

Best pulls up towards your service. Yeah, that's what I put it in the mind of. It sounded like the devil was down there using his anvil.

[Brian Green]

Check this out.

[Chris Hoadley]

Listen to that right there.

[Brian Green]

Listen to this. On my iPod from 1922.

[Chris Hoadley]

Look at them cows. It's got them all piled up now. Damn.

[Buck]

I think it's just a storm.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, because it's just raining. Yeah, and cows huddle together for warmth. But good try, guys.

[Chris Hoadley]

Listen, dad. Son of a. That's where she comes from.

[Buck]

Literally a thunderstorm.

[Brian Green]

Okay, guys, now here's what the director says. He says he's going to insert thunder noise here. Can you pretend like something's going on? Yeah. Let me point over to that tree over there.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hold up, guys. What do you say we weapon up, head right on.

[Brian Green]

Hold on, guys. What do you say you, me and Billy go get a couple of hand grenades, some bazookas and some sparklers and we'll head over there with our thermals? I've got an idea, Chrissy. Why don't we wait till the dead middle of the night? With no security around us, we don't.

[Buck]

Have to wait till night.

[Brian Green]

That's right. It makes it much more scary over there.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hell yeah. Let's do it. Let's go, guys.

[Brian Green]

Hell yeah. Let's go get murdered.

[Chris Hoadley]

Ready for out there? Yeah. Keep your eyes out for any kind of sign. It's starting to get a little bit dark. We better keep our damn eyes open. By God, be on our A game.

[Brian Green]

I've got my baby gun.

[Buck]

I'm ready for those thermals.

[Chris Hoadley]

These squats.

[Brian Green]

Oh, the thermals are coming out. Because you know it is. They're yelling. It's getting dark. Here come the thermals.

[Chris Hoadley]

They don't play around, mister. Easy does it, brother. Stay ready, guys. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Right there it is.

[Buck]

Oh, there it is. That's just a rotting tree root.

[Brian Green]

It's a tipped over tree. Hurry, get in the ground. Shoot it. Shoot it.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'm just a tree.

[Brian Green]

Where's Huck?

[Buck]

Where's Huck, Huckleberry? Well, I know, I don't.

[Brian Green]

No, I mean Buck. I'm sorry. Where's Buck?

[Buck]

Yeah, I don't know where Buck is.

[Brian Green]

I don't know. I'm missing him kind of because he's usually the Loudest, Most obnoxious, least coherent.

[Chris Hoadley]

When we was in here, whatever took off. Come out of the lower.

[Brian Green]

Look at that gun. That gun was made in 1807 and has never, ever.

[Buck]

Is that a musket?

[Brian Green]

It is. It's a musket. He's gonna have to reload a musket. It's one of those dueling pistols where they have to reload.

[Chris Hoadley]

Fine. You and bill go the upper side. Me and jeff will go the lower. Yes, sir. What is that log? It's about 30, 40 yards up there. She might be a damn squatch up there. You're damn right. We don't know if that big puts up there or not. There's only one way to find out. You want to sneak up there?

[Brian Green]

Where did they get these guns? From the cash and pond down the street. These guns are terrible. I don't know much about guns, but I. I know when I see an old one. That has not been taken care of.

[Chris Hoadley]

We can't lay eyes on this damn big area.

[Buck]

I don't think those guys are sneaking anywhere.

[Brian Green]

No, there's nothing. Sneak. You can hear them coming a mile away. First of all, the one's been caterwaulering or whatever. He's been making turkey noises for an hour. The other one's been rumbling. Three of them have been yelling and screaming into the camera. They're not sneaking up on anything. It's a dead tree. It's been dead for a long time. You know how you can tell? There's like, literally mud that's rolled up on the side of it. It's not fresh in any way, shape, or form. For some reason, these dingbats think that bigfoot tore it down and is hiding under it. You go up high?

[Buck]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

And I'll go around.

[Chris Hoadley]

All right.

[Brian Green]

Go ahead. I'll cover you. This honestly reminds me of being a kid. Running through the woods and making stuff up as we went along. This tree is the least intimidating thing I've seen all day long. I've been in the studio.

[Chris Hoadley]

What the hell? What the hell was that?

[Brian Green]

It was me. I'm stuck under this tree. It's me, Billy. I'm under the tree. Tree don't shoot. Oh, that's right. The guns don't work anyway.

[Chris Hoadley]

Get busted right out of there. Just busting. Did you see it, willie? No, I can see something.

[Brian Green]

Do you see it, Willie? No, I didn't see shit. I ain't seen shit in the seven years I've been here. I'm sick of this job. Y' all told Me, there was gonna be big feet and Bigfoot and pawpaw poppers, and all I've gotten so far is this old crusty, rusty 9 millimeter that don't work and a pair of work gloves from Home Depot. When the fuck are we gonna find something? All right, more mountain monsters coming up. Stay tuned as tcb's endless day, sponsored by five hour energy, brought to you with limited commercial interruption by five hour energy rolls on 998. If you're in mental health crisis or anybody you know is, you can pass that phone number along, text or call 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365. They never close. Spanish or English. There are professionals on standby to help you out of a tough situation, emotionally or mentally. All been there. Sometimes we just need a helping hand. 212-4333. TCB. Let us know if you're listening. We'll be back.

[Astrid]

All right, all right, all right, cats and kittens, you're in the middle of another episode during TCV's endless days. Make sure you're following us. Hecommercial break on Instagram for more information on all of today's events and maybe even a live streaming recording. Wouldn't that be a miracle? You know, now would be a really good time to call in and give Brian and Chrissy some moral support. They've been at this for like, what, 6 million hours? 212-4333 TCB. That's 212-433-3822. Be sure to catch all these episodes a second time on video at YouTube.com/the commercial break and get your free exclusive Endless Day sticker by visiting tcbpodcast.com and dropping us a line on the contact us button. Okay, I'm gonna go. Or I'll run the risk of being the second person on this podcast to talk way too much.

[Brian Green]

Looking right at you, Brian.

[Astrid]

Best to you.

[Brian Green]

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[Buck]

They're a classic.

[Brian Green]

67 or something. They're a classic. And then Frankie B. Was 29, so. And then Teresa was like 23. And something related to dating shows was 21. So there you go. That's the order of content. Brian is wrong. Or blue in the episode. 762.

[Buck]

All of them.

[Brian Green]

Every single one of them. Every single one of them. Kids, will it ever end? All right, now back to mountain monsters. They're on the hunt. They think they found Bigfoot.

[Chris Hoadley]

Where in the hell did he. What in the hell was that? That's big as hell. All right, Bill, keep working up around. Easy does it. How easy does it?

[Buck]

I love it when these go.

[Brian Green]

Go easy. Go easy until you're certain death. Go easy. If I'm chasing Bigfoot, the last thing I'm doing is going easy. I'm going as hard as possible, actually. That's gonna be my dictate. Go hard. Go real hard.

[Chris Hoadley]

Well, better stay ready. Slow and easy, brother. Where in the hell did he go?

[Brian Green]

He's a Bigfoot. He can't be that hard to find.

[Buck]

And if the Bigfoot is there and is closed, that gun is not going to do anything.

[Brian Green]

No, that is a BB gun. That's a pellet gun. My dad has a pellet gun that looks more impressive or intimidating than that.

[Chris Hoadley]

Be slow and easy, brother. I got you covered. Keep working yourself.

[Brian Green]

I got you covered with my BB gun and your BB gun together. We should wear Goggles so as not to shoot our eyes out.

[Chris Hoadley]

Whatever the hell it was, was up here on this end.

[Brian Green]

Meanwhile, one of these guys is wearing, like. Like a snowflake knitted hat with the two snowballs that hang down, but they're tied up. Yeah.

[Buck]

Things that hang down.

[Brian Green]

That thing. I can smell that from here. I can. I swear to God. Oh, I mean, I don't mean to be judgmental about the way they look. I've got family members that look like these guys, but at the end of the day, I can smell them through the screen.

[Buck]

That cap for sure.

[Chris Hoadley]

The hell we got here.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah, that cap. I've been to some parties in the woods where you can smell somebody coming. And after day number four, you could smell me coming. You could smell everybody coming. Even when you shower, it still doesn't smell matter. It's doesn't matter.

[Chris Hoadley]

We got a big cable laying right here.

[Buck]

Bigfoot's laying cable.

[Brian Green]

Bigfoot's laying logs and laying cable. Bigfoot's laying cable.

[Chris Hoadley]

I got a job with AT&T. I'm putting fiber here into my Bigfoot later. It's a amazing. Pays great $22 an hour. Great benefits. I'm part of the union. Hey, shoot me with that gun. Let's see if it hurts back here. Well, that damn thing's connected around this damn road. Damn. That son of a Has been there for a while, man.

[Brian Green]

Damn. He's been playing with the cables. Cables.

[Chris Hoadley]

Wow. Bill just made it the end of that.

[Brian Green]

No, that's not been sitting there for a while. It's fresh wood. I mean, it's just so ridiculous. Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

And there's a big cable.

[Brian Green]

I went to one boy scout meeting in my entire life, and I got scared and ran off because they said the word camping. And I was like, not with these guys. Even at my young, tender age, I knew enough to know that I shouldn't be left alone in the woods with these guys. And I don't know. So I don't know the first thing about camping woods. I would eat mushrooms probably the first day and die. I went on the Appalachian trail one time. I went three days up, and I came back.

[Buck]

Oh, I thought you were talking about when we went.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yes, we went, too. Yes.

[Buck]

It's a trailhead.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. I went on the Appalachian trail To make it a month. I was gonna go from, like, here to wherever. Charlotte or wherever. Not Charlotte, but wherever. It was up in the Appalachians. I was gonna make it a month with these two girls, of course.

[Buck]

Cause, you know, the girls of Course they got you to go on that.

[Brian Green]

I made it three days and one of them had to walk me back. And then she went by herself to go meet up with her friend. But I know enough to know that this is not old cable. It's brand new. They just tied it around this damn tree. They've been trying to pull the logs out of the ground.

[Chris Hoadley]

Cinched up around the top of it. Got this log all squeezed down, bedded into the bark. That thing's embedded in there. Holy. We start following the end of that cable out. And right there it was.

[Brian Green]

Something all for there it was Big's foot wangle. He'd been doing some weird auto erotic penis asphyxiation with steel cable and trees.

[Chris Hoadley]

Straight out and broke off. What the hell? Whatever snapped off this cable had to have some force on it. Look at this trail. Look at this trail.

[Brian Green]

Oh, this is the cow killing bastard. Oh, wow. Okay, dude, look. Now I remember.

[Chris Hoadley]

Look. Watch your step.

[Brian Green]

Look. Oh, oh, oh.

[Buck]

That's right. It was the dead cow.

[Brian Green]

The dead cow. That's right. Okay, we're skipping to episode number two. This is a. This is season six recap. I'm sorry I'm not playing the full episode, but I don't care. Who cares? It's. It's big. It's mountain monsters. Let's go with it. This is cow killing bastard. This is Huck. I mean, excuse me.

[Buck]

Oh, Buck.

[Brian Green]

This is Buck. And Buck has found a dead cow in the field. Or the innards of a cow in the field.

[Chris Hoadley]

That's part of the cow. I'm out here.

[Brian Green]

That's part of a cow. The part you don't eat or. It's really fancy special effects on part of the Travel Channel.

[Buck]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

On East Point Farm. Right in the heart of the Tigart Valley, we got a cow killer.

[Brian Green]

Right in the heart of the Tiger Valley, we got a dead cow here.

[Chris Hoadley]

And I just followed a blood trail out to an absolute massacre. Like something made short work of this in a hurry.

[Brian Green]

And how do you know that? What indicates it took a. Took a short amount of time.

[Buck]

I was in a hurry.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. So.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, dad, did you hear that? It's me. I'm here to talk to you about your car insurance. Your car warranty has expired. I just called the rest of the team for backup. But right now I'm out here alone and on.

[Brian Green]

I'm out here alone talking to a camera with a lighting guy and another lighting guy and a microphone guy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Normed. Oh, listen, listen. We gotta move. And this cow killer is still Right in the area. We got to get shelter now. Come on, we gotta go.

[Brian Green]

We gotta get shelter. Gotta get shelter. It's raining. We gotta get an umbrella.

[Chris Hoadley]

We gotta go. Come on, come on. We gotta go. We gotta move, we gotta move. Come on. We gotta get this dog it out.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, let's go to the scariest outhouse we can find. Since there is a crumbling. Yes, a murderous 17 foot tall mountain monster after us. Let us go to a crumbling shack where certain death shall happen.

[Chris Hoadley]

Get in there. Get in there. Get in there, Billy.

[Buck]

Get in there.

[Brian Green]

I don't want to go in there. You go in there. I'll take my chances out here. I wouldn't go into a shed. If you're being chased by something, you go into the shed, it comes in with you, you're dead.

[Buck]

Yeah, you're trapped.

[Brian Green]

You're out in the open field. At least, you know, maybe you have a chance of outrunning it. Not to mention you're dragging around a camera crew with a bunch of lighting equipment. I mean, it's the. It's the least, I guess the least secretive retreat in all of CRYPTID history.

[Chris Hoadley]

I had to take cover as quick as I could. So right now I'm held up in this old.

[Brian Green]

I had to take over as quick as I could. So right now. Well, not right now because I'm talking to you, the camera, but before I was held up in this thing. And then I realized I am in the walk in cooler at the local Taco Bell.

[Buck]

It did look like a cooler, didn't it?

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

I don't have my weapon.

[Buck]

The local Taco Bell.

[Brian Green]

I meant the local Taco Bell. And let me tell you something, Chrissy, it is no Fiesta Taco in here. There is no Diablo Pizza El Grande here.

[Buck]

That's where they're getting their meat.

[Brian Green]

That's right.

[Chris Hoadley]

Stay here and try to wait this thing out.

[Brian Green]

I look around to assess what is going on and I see a Swiffer. I will dust while I'm here. There's a Swiffer in there. Why is there a Swiffer in an old cabin in the woods?

[Chris Hoadley]

Hold on.

[Buck]

Oh, there's the thermals.

[Brian Green]

Oh, there's the thermals. There we go. Now finally we can. Finally we can be safe because we're gonna see the heat signature of the thing about to kill us. We're gonna see the heat signature of our own death.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, we gotta move. We gotta move. Gotta move. Gotta move.

[Brian Green]

We gotta move.

[Buck]

We gotta move. Just to the other side of the room.

[Brian Green]

The walk in cooler. Yes. We gotta move. We gotta move and make as much noise as possible while we're here. There is. Have you ever been to a Taco Bell? No offense to Taco Bell, but you.

[Chris Hoadley]

Know, it's right outside. It's right outside. It's right outside. Look, look here, look here, look here.

[Brian Green]

What if it. What if something like crazy just broke through the wall and was like, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. It's a strip o gram from a female Bigfoot.

[Buck]

A cryptogram.

[Brian Green]

A cryptogram.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, there's a kitten.

[Buck]

There's a kitten. I thought I heard something going.

[Brian Green]

There's a kitten. I wonder if that unexpectedly happened or if they placed it. I've got an idea for this episode. Let's place a random kitten in jeopardy.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's not uncommon to find cats in these old barns. Let's see if there's any word. Hiding here. This one, he's in the wrong place. Oh, crap. I can't leave this little feller in danger, so I'm gonna take him with me.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's the cat or me. I'm the cat. Stay. The cat's staying in the walk in cooler.

[Chris Hoadley]

Dude, that door's open. That door's open.

[Brian Green]

Stay here, stay here, stay here, stay here. I'll take this kitty and feed it to the monster. That should satis. It's like a little appetizer. You want a catiti? Capetizer? Catit sanitizer.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's okay, it's okay.

[Brian Green]

Instead of a cat nap, I'm getting a cat app. Chrissy. Yada da da, da da. I'll be here for the next three hours.

[Buck]

If something happens, you go that way. When he's gonna be the hero.

[Brian Green]

Something. If something happens, you go first. What a brave man.

[Buck]

Thermals.

[Brian Green]

Oh, the good old thermals.

[Buck]

Yeah, that door looks like it'll hold.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that door looks like it was made by imagineering at Walt Disney World to hold nothing back. It's got two old pieces of wood. Buck's closing it like it's as safe at Wells Fargo.

[Chris Hoadley]

We gotta find somewhere to go, dude. We gotta find somewhere to go.

[Buck]

There's no well, you've trapped yourself now.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, you've now locked yourself into some shitty old rackety tack fucking shack in the woods. Well, there's a beast outside, foaming at the mouth. And you've got a kitty that's meowing every second, alerting the creature to dinner.

[Chris Hoadley]

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Right there, right there, right there. There's a There's a loft. Hold this.

[Buck]

I don't think he should go up those stairs.

[Brian Green]

To be fair, though, here. He looks much skinnier than he has in other appearances. But he just threw the cat to the camera guy. I don't want that. I'm allergic. Okay. It's taken us a whole lot of time to do this. Yeah, We've been in here for 10 minutes and he hasn't come in yet. Even when the door was open. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, the door was open for the first five minutes he was in there and no creature came in. He's in a shack in the woods. He found that there's an attic, and now he's put some rickety old ladder over there. Well, if you haven't seen Buck, I'm not sure any rickety old ladder. I'm not sure any ladder should be walked on. But. But. Okay, let's see what happens.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's right outside. It's right outside. We need to get up. We need to get up. Give me the cat, give me the cat.

[Brian Green]

Give me the cat. I'm gonna toss him up into the attic.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's okay, buddy. This ain't good. If this creature can rip apart a full grown cow. Can you thermal?

[Brian Green]

Give me the thermals. Now you stay down there. Yeah. I'm gonna record you getting eaten. Hey. What the.

[Chris Hoadley]

What the.

[Brian Green]

I know. I should have gone to work for Love Connection. Yeah, this ain't good. I've got the kitty upstairs and I'm in for certain death. Only I actually made it because now I'm doing a cutaway outside of the shack.

[Chris Hoadley]

Short work of this barn yammer. And it'll make short work of me. We gotta move. We gotta move. Gotta have some sort of weapon. There's a pitchfork.

[Buck]

There's a pitchfork.

[Chris Hoadley]

Kill your light.

[Brian Green]

I'll stick it in the eye. Good iron. And that's why I only use fresh pet kitty litter. When you really got the shits. When you're really on the go, only fresh pet will do. When you're running from a 3,000 pound killing machine, only fresh pet can keep your shit smelling great.

[Buck]

Oh, there's a chain.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, it's underneath of us.

[Brian Green]

It's me, Rikki. Tikki. Taki, from your dreams. I am the ghost of Buckwald. Present. Give me the kitty.

[Chris Hoadley]

Listen, listen, listen.

[Brian Green]

Where did the cat go?

[Buck]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

He stopped meowing.

[Chris Hoadley]

Did you feel the floor shake? Did you feel the floor shaking?

[Brian Green]

Yeah, because you're standing on top. Buck, I'm sorry, but You're a big boy. It's right there.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's underneath of us.

[Buck]

Oh, it made its way in.

[Brian Green]

Let's keep talking.

[Buck]

I know.

[Brian Green]

Let's keep talking. If we keep talking, we won't get killed.

[Chris Hoadley]

There's a good chance, Juan, if not, both of us ain't gonna make it outta here. Bud.

[Brian Green]

Way to be comforting. Great team leadership. Don't come up with a plan. I'll go downstairs and stab him. There's a good chance none of us are gonna make it out here. And where's the kitty? I don't give a fuck no more.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'll give you everything I got to give you a chance to run. But this isn't gonna be good. Listen.

[Buck]

Stab it.

[Brian Green]

Stab it. Oh, here they come.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'm worried about him. I'm afraid he's hurt.

[Buck]

Reconnaissance.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, he's got that damn flare.

[Brian Green]

And the reconnaissance mission is back. And they're gonna come save Buck. Right in the nick of time. It's amazeball. Oh, I could watch.

[Buck]

What a great team.

[Brian Green]

There's 50 more minutes of this. I could watch 49 of it. Swear to God I could. I just love it. I love it so much. Mountain Monsters. A big part of the commercial break. More. Some of our favorite episodes are Mountain monster episodes. So go Google it. Go Google the commercial break Mountain Monsters, and you'll come up with at least 31 according to chat Chatty. It's probably wrong about that because I've been wrong about everything else. Anyway, episode number seven in the can now. Yep, episode number seven in the can. You're almost there. We're working our way through. Okay, here we go. All right. 212-433-3333. TCB. 212-4333. TCB. Call us, text us us, let us know you're listening. We'd love to hear from you. We're going to be here probably till 7, 8 o' clock East Coast Time. And so I think this is coming out at five o' clock east coast time. Also, it's possible that we might be live on Twitch right now. So check us out. Or you missed us or you missed us. Or we never went on one of the three TCB podcast on Twitch. You can probably watch it. I think the videos go up there and then you can watch it. Do us a favor, follow us on Instagram at the commercial break for updates along the way. Also, tcbpodcast.com we're going to be doing a TCB endless day sticker. So if you want that, write in, go to the contact us button drop down menu says I want my free sticker. Give us your address, Let us know you want the Endless Day sticker. Give us a couple of weeks, they're in production and then we'll send them off to you. No muss, no fuss. Did I already say 212? Yes, I did. 212-43332. TCP. It's getting. We're getting now. We're getting into it. YouTube.com the commercial break for all of the guest episodes, they're already up there. You can go and watch them now as they roll out. And then the regular episodes, this episode and the others, we are doing 13579 11. Those will come out this week. So just stay tuned, subscribe, hit the notific, smash the notification bell, as Frankie would say. And yeah. And thank you everyone who's been calling in and writing in. We love you. We love you. We love you. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for this episode.

[Buck]

I think so.

[Brian Green]

I do love you. You. I'll say best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe for this episode of tcb's Endless Day, sponsored by Five Hour Energy. Until next time, we will see say we do say and we must say goodbye.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'm going to go jelly to see diploma.