Two-A-Days

Summary

The Commercial Break – "Two-A-Days" (June 28, 2024)

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley

Episode Overview

In this episode, Bryan and Krissy dive headfirst into the chaotic world of self-proclaimed “pickup artist” John Anthony (of John Anthony Lifestyle), lampooning his viral video advice on managing a “rotation” of 17 women at once. True to TCB’s signature style—a blend of off-the-cuff humor, sharp pop culture commentary, and irreverent self-awareness—they alternate between dissecting John Anthony’s patter and riffing on everything from 90s rock nostalgia to the absurd spectacle of modern internet “dating coaches.” Along the way, they also touch on Taylor Swift vs. Dave Grohl, their radio station days, and the cyclical nature of douchebaggery in digital culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Taylor Swift v. Dave Grohl: The “Eras/Errors Tour” Kerfuffle

Timestamps: 05:10 – 11:31

• Bryan brings up the recent social media spat: Dave Grohl quipped, “We call it the Errors Tour because we make a lot of errors… We happen to play our music live”—implying Taylor Swift lip syncs her shows.
  • Bryan: “I do not agree with Dave. I think she was absolutely singing live. I was close enough to see.” (06:34)
• The hosts joke about obsessive Swifties defending Taylor in Foo Fighters’ comments.
• Krissy and Bryan riff on over-the-top concert ticket pricing, the unending length of the Eras Tour, and the worship of celebrity relationships.
  • Bryan: “I think it’s time the ERAS tour is over. She needs to take a rest. Buy a yacht, have your Hamptons era…” (08:20)
• Personal anecdotes about partners “fangirling” over celebrities.
  • Bryan: “[At home] there are two grown ass adult women yipping like little teenagers over Bridgerton and Travis Kelce. God, could you have some respect for the guys in the room?” (08:50)

2. 90s Rock Nostalgia & Legacy Acts

Timestamps: 12:01 – 14:05

• Discussion of how musicians from the hosts’ youth (Spin Doctors, Counting Crows, Hootie & the Blowfish, etc.) are staging nostalgia tours.
  • Bryan: “Isn’t it crazy that the musicians we grew up with are now having a renaissance? Now we have expendable cash to watch the guy from Spin Doctors throw his leg above his head.” (12:37)
• Self-deprecating, classic TCB banter about their own “fringe” status in entertainment and “grunge adjacent” failed bands.
  • Chrissy: “Might have been like, grunge adjacent.”
  • Bryan: “So was 33 Penis. We were grunge adjacent also. Not really grunge, not really music.” (13:39)

3. Inside Look: John Anthony’s Dating “Rotation”

Timestamps: 16:46 – 54:45

A. Instant Red Flags: Pickup Line Creepiness

• Hosts play and dissect John Anthony’s viral video “How to give a girl a sexual compliment without being creepy”.
  • Clip: “Wow, I like this outfit you have... Wow. I didn’t realize you were so sexy.”
  • Chrissy: “That’s so creepy.” (16:59)
  • Bryan: “Just do yourself a favor and never use ‘sexy’ in the first sentence of meeting someone.” (17:12)
• Ridiculing the physicality and entitlement John Anthony exhibits, especially as he forcibly pulls women towards him.

B. The “17 Girl Rotation” Breakdown

• John Anthony’s life system outlined: a “main” girl (Liz, a civil engineer—“Liz from Brazil”), open marriage (one-way), second apartment exclusively for hookups.
  • John Anthony: “I have 17 different girls on the side... I also live with a girl in a one-way open marriage.” (24:12)
  • Bryan: “Why I run a big rotation? Because no girl can stand me more than 24 hours.” (24:03)
• Hosts incredulously joke about the logistics and honesty required for such a setup.
  • Bryan: “Three or four girls— I barely want one. One is fine with me!” (22:30)
  • Chrissy: “How can you even keep up with what one likes?... Sometimes the personalities!” (32:55)

C. Dissecting the "System"

• John Anthony claims guys should constantly be collecting “10–20 new phone numbers per week” via apps, bars, and “day game” (malls, cafes).
  • John Anthony: “You want to see each of these girls once a week. So if you have 17, that’s two per day.”
  • Bryan: “That’s 2.27 per day. I can’t keep up with Astrid. How would I keep up with two-point-anything girls per day?” (31:47)
• Repeatedly pitches “pro photo services,” “texting scripts,” and his “leads machine” product.
  • Bryan: “Copy and paste boyfriend! Don’t fall for it.” (42:40)

D. The Absurdity of Pickup Logic

• The hosts point out the lack of emotional intelligence and basic humanity in John Anthony’s approach.
  • Bryan: “You don’t know how to ride, but you got great naturals. I only got two in rotation now, so you’re in for right now. Let’s work on that popping.” (47:15)
  • Chrissy: “So, you sit down 10–20 girls a week, sleep with them, and only then do you consider them for regular rotation?” (46:23)
• John Anthony describes a “yellow card, firm warning” approach for women with “attitude” or “drama.”
  • Bryan: “Yellow card. Get in the shower. Clean yourself up. I don’t want all that drama.” (48:24)

E. The Hosts’ Final Take

• Both Bryan and Chrissy call out the disturbing, dehumanizing view toward women—and the underlying loneliness/emptiness in John Anthony’s worldview.
  • Bryan: “The way he talks about women... So disgusting... This makes me sick...” (49:32)
  • Bryan: “Why don’t you teach guys how to really connect with women? Or with their partners, whatever it is.” (54:34)
• “Have a little respect for yourself and those around you” becomes the episode’s unexpectedly sober takeaway.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On modern dating advice:
  Bryan (18:13): “By the way, just do yourself a favor and never use ‘sexy’ in the first sentence of meeting somebody.”

• On John Anthony’s rotation system:
  John Anthony (22:23): “By running more volume, by building up a rotation, it allows you to be pickier as well. Some guys only want three or four girls. That’s totally fine.”
  Bryan (22:30): “I barely want one. I’m good.”

• On sheer ridiculousness:
  Bryan (31:47): “That’s one...That’s two-point-two-seven per day. How in the world would I keep up with 2.77 girls per day? ... I can’t keep up with Astrid!”

• On tackling creepers:
  Chrissy (16:59): “That’s so creepy.”
  Bryan (17:12): “Just do yourself a favor and never use sexy in the first sentence…”

• On the conveyor-belt mentality:
  John Anthony (45:12): “You acquire new phone numbers, you set them down for dates, you sleep with some of them, and then literally the hottest, coolest ones you have the most chemistry with— that are the lowest levels of drama... you put those on rotation.”
  Bryan: “If I got a phone number, I would consider that the best day of my life. That would be the close.” (46:26)

• On the gross commodification of dating:
  Bryan (53:03): “You know what they say, with my text scripts and Tinder scripts, you’ll be knocking out... six, seven times a day. ... Mom in the hospital? Don’t worry. Multiple kids at home? Forget them. This is more important. You need a sexual variety.”

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Episode Highlights by Timestamp

• 00:51–05:08 – “Morning Zoo” banter; local radio prize weirdness; nostalgia about meeting musicians as DJs.
• 05:10–11:31 – Swifties v. Foo Fans; concert ticket prices; radio biz stories; spontaneous pop culture riffs.
• 12:01–14:05 – Alter kocker nostalgia tours; Spin Doctors’ “bionic” performance; their own “grunge adjacent” past.
• 16:46–19:18 – First listen & break-down of John Anthony’s viral “compliment” video (“wow, I like this outfit…”).
• 19:28 on – Deep-dive into John Anthony’s “rotation” philosophy, illustrated with increasingly ludicrous self-promotion, and Bryan & Krissy’s relentless takedown.
• 35:43, 41:30, 54:45 – Peak ridicule: attempts to imagine fitting 17 women into everyday life; comparison to Pizza Hut buffets; calls for basic decency and reality checks.

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Takeaway & Tone

Relentlessly irreverent, The Commercial Break skewers toxic dating culture and pickup artistry by exaggerating its absurdity, with Bryan and Krissy serving as both wisecracking observers and weary survivors of the modern media swamp. Their nuanced takedown of John Anthony is equal parts hilarious, scathingly critical, and—occasionally—endearingly sincere.

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For further TCB adventures (and to mock John Anthony’s “leads machine”), follow the show on Instagram at @thecommercialbreak, or text your own dating disasters to 212-433-TCB.

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Transcript

[Brian Green]

He's so nice and he's the guy that I should want, but it's like I need a little bit of like a. You're going to send me to the psych ward and it's just not giving that.

[John Anthony]

On this episode of the commercial break.

[Brian Green]

It works if you work it. You know what they say. With my tech scripts and Tinder scripts, you'll be knocking out pussy left and right six, seven times a day. However big you want to get the rotation, you get the rotation. Full time job. Don't worry about it. You fit it all in. Mom in the hospital, don't worry, Take care of it. Multiple kids at home, forget them. This is more important. You need a sexual variety. Sexual variety.

[John Anthony]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[Brian Green]

Oh yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this incredibly city good podcast, Chris. Enjoy. All the best to you, Chris.

[Chrissy]

Best you, Brian.

[Brian Green]

The best of you out there. The podcast universe. Thanks for join. I'm going full morning zoo crew this morning. In the morning. Yeah. Friday, Tune in today at 9:30 and you can win Jelly rolls. Mercedes Benz. Be the 15th caller in. I was just watching one of our old friends on, on Instagram. Someone who we knew that worked on air here in Atlanta, still works on air here in Atlanta. Legend. But I'm not going to mention her name because I'm sure she wants nothing to do with the commercial break. But she was saying that, you know, she's like doing this Instagram reel and it's like today, tune in at 6pm we're packed with prizes. You can win tickets to the Gwinnett stripers. You can win jelly Rolls Bronco. And I'm like, jelly Rolls Bronco. What? And then there's like picture of jelly Rolls head and then a brand new Bronco. Okay, but I've seen this with the Braves also. There's like one of the Braves players are giving away his Bronco too. How many people got free Broncos that they're giving away? Like if I'm one of those guys, I want to keep the Bronco.

[Chrissy]

You know what I'm saying?

[Brian Green]

Why give away the Bronco? I guess when you're Jelly Roll you don't need a Bronco.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, you don't.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I guess when you're Jelly Roll the only thing you can fit in is a Bronco. That is one big boy and he has got a voice.

[Chrissy]

He does. Have you heard him sing? Yeah, he played at Jeff's Festival.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that's right. Was he as good as he.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, he appears to be great. He was great in person, I think, on.

[Brian Green]

I saw him on. Was it Stern, Sirius, xm, Nashville Studios. And he did, like, a whole thing. And he did Let It Be or Let Her Cry by Hootie and the Blowfish.

[Chrissy]

Wow.

[Brian Green]

Hootie and the Blowfish are having a moment. Hootie and the Blowfish. Anybody who lived through the era will know it was an incredibly popular album.

[Chrissy]

Oh, God.

[Brian Green]

Everywhere but it was incredibly popular album. Now, I know Hootie has gone on to be a pretty prolific.

[Chrissy]

Darius Rucker.

[Brian Green]

Darius Rucker. Hootie, I call him.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, he was the Hootie.

[Brian Green]

Was he the Hootie in the Blowfish?

[Chrissy]

He was the Hootie.

[Brian Green]

Okay, just making sure. But Darius Rucker has gone on to have a pretty illustrious. Yeah, he has career and country. As a matter of fact, when Chrissy and I worked for the radio, we met him. We met him because he came in.

[Chrissy]

And he just threw that away. The other day I was going through stuff and I had all these photos, promotional photos that were, like, signed.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah.

[Chrissy]

By different people.

[Brian Green]

The hoodie.

[Chrissy]

I did.

[Brian Green]

Oh, we could have put that in the studio. We could have had that right here. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Chrissy]

It had its time.

[Brian Green]

We met a bunch of people. Hootie Taylor Swift. T. Swift. Before she was. You know, before. I mean, she was pretty famous then, but before she was this famous antebellum crew. Oh, yeah. Lady. Which is now. Lady. And Fair enough. Good. Good move, Lady. A. I'm not sure they're as popular as they were as Lady Ellen Chabellum, but whatever. Dixie Chicks.

[Chrissy]

What was that one that we drove out to? Really? That far place like the Wind in the Hollow or the Holler.

[Brian Green]

The Wind in the Holler. I don't remember that.

[Chrissy]

We had to drive really far out to, I don't know, Alpharetta.

[Brian Green]

To see who.

[Chrissy]

That's what I was saying. Who did we see?

[Brian Green]

Was it a concert?

[Chrissy]

Yes. Remember that little series that the Bull was putting on?

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember the artist, but I vaguely remember the night.

[Chrissy]

The drive.

[Brian Green]

The Drive. Is that the one we took the cab?

[Chrissy]

I think so.

[Brian Green]

Okay. I don't remember who that was.

[Chrissy]

It was like $100 cab.

[Brian Green]

I know. $100 cab ride. It's like $150. You and I were like, scraping together pennies. Can you charge 30 on this and 20 on this and 5 on this? I'll give you $15 in cash. And here's a gift card to Domino's.

[Chrissy]

Good times.

[Brian Green]

You want some free Braves tickets?

[Chrissy]

Yeah, that was our biggest.

[Brian Green]

I can sneak you in the back door. But anyway. Yeah, the Jelly Roll has. Has got a voice. But anyway, they sang that song. Let her cry, Let her be, Let it be, whatever it is, Let her cry. A lot of tears fall down on me.

[Chrissy]

That was good.

[Brian Green]

Thank you.

[Chrissy]

But wow, it was really good.

[Brian Green]

It was a popping version, I gotta say. It was a pop version. I hate that song. But I. I had to appreciate what was going on in the studio, so.

[Chrissy]

He's really good.

[Brian Green]

He's talented. He's very talented. Interesting story, too. Very talented. Interesting story. But anyway, you can win his Bronco if you live in the Atlanta area and you tuned in to this show yesterday. Nice. Oh, thank you. One a day date and a dollar. Short story of my life. So anyway, I wanted to. Let's talk about T. Swift for a second because. And I know Christina hates. Want to talk about Taylor Swift, but sorry, Christina, you're going to have to deal with it for a. Did you see that? Dave Grohl is in. Taylor Swift are like sending jabs back and forth at each other. They're getting in a little argument.

[Chrissy]

I did not see this.

[Brian Green]

You should see the comments section on any of the Foo Fighters recent posts anywhere. The Swifties are out in full.

[Chrissy]

What's the beef?

[Brian Green]

Dave Grohl said something along the lines of this not. This is not verbatim because Brian can't remember verbatim. But he said. We call it. Taylor calls it the Eras Tour. We call it the Errors tour because we make a lot of errors. We happen to play our music live. That's what he said. Insinuating that she lip syncs to her show on stage, which I saw her pretty serious live. And I do not agree with Dave. Yes, I think she was absolutely singing live. I was close enough to see.

[Chrissy]

I can't imagine that she would do lip syncing.

[Brian Green]

No, but it's Dave Gro. He's the king of rock and roll. Right? And I. I appreciate. I. Norm, nine times out of ten, Dave Gr's my man. Right? I'm just going to agree with whatever he says because he's kind of a cool cat, at least in my opinion. He was part of Nirvana, for God's sakes. But on this one, he's not right. I don't think he's not right. But anyway, he got all the Swifties all upset and a Twitter, and now there are people that are like going to the show, like his Foo Fighter show, and they're trying to give him these friendship bracelets that Taylor has. It's so funny. I mean, listen, I think it's. I think it's probably a little friendly jabbing back and forth. Then she said something on stage back to him. And you know, we do sing our songs live. Yeah, you go, Taylor, you get them. And it was a whole kerfuffle. But you know, there's. Here's my opinion. I'll share this. I think it's. I think it's legit. I. We barely work in the entertainment industry. We work on the peripheral fringes of the entertainment industry.

[Chrissy]

Like the little threads.

[Brian Green]

Yes, like the little.

[Chrissy]

That thread. That one thread that's hanging off your T shirt.

[Brian Green]

Yes, that's Chrissy and I. Chrissy and I are hanging at the bottom of that. Being dragged along, holding on for dear life. Please can we be a part of your industry? Please, please, please, please, please, please. We work on the fringes of the entertainment industry. And I think I have a feel for some stuff. And I will share that. I think it's time that ERAS tour is over. I think it's time for the ERAS tour to be over. It's been going on for three years. Three years, two years, something like that. It's been going on for a long time. She's toured all around the world. Everybody has paid $7,500 to get nosebleed seats. It's all over. Game over. She needs to take a rest. I think Taylor goes away for two or three years. And I don't mean go away like, you know, hide in a basement. I mean, just like chill, okay? Enjoy the, Enjoy the success of your labor. Buy a yacht. Get a boozy yachty thing going on. You know, have your Hamptons ERA go up there.

[Chrissy]

Nourish the relationship.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, nourish the relationship with Travis, who came out on her last show, apparently and did a thing. How do I know this? Because there are two grown ass adult women in my house over the weekend yipping like little teenagers over the guys in Bridgerton. Fifty Shades of Gray, Travis, Kelce, Taylor Swift. I mean, like teenage girls in, you know. Did you see Travis? Oh my God, Bridget. Oh, he's so hunky. Biggest penis I've ever seen. And I'm like, could you guys have some respect for the two guys that are in the room that happened to be married to you? Like. And Asher's like, oh, like, you don't do that. And I don't do that. I don't. I don't sit around with the. My brother, who happens to be the other guy in the room. I don't sit around with Patrick talking about what a great set of tits this person or that person has. It's rude. I just don't do it. Right. But I'm not mad. Who cares? Whatever. And enjoy your fantasies. Right? Everyone's got fantasies.

[Chrissy]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green]

No, I was making fun, but I was. I was sharing that. I thought it was funny. It was more funny than it was anything. But. That's the only reason why I know that Travis Kelce appeared on stage in some bit. Some skit they did on SK stage.

[Chrissy]

And at her concert.

[Brian Green]

At her concert. And the world went silent. The entire universe blew up. Literally. A neutron bomb went off right in the stadium. Quantum Swifties. Throw in some Foo Fighters. A little bit of Dave groan. Never mind. Then all of a sudden, Travis Kelsey shows up and wa. Bam. Quantum physics is solved by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

[Chrissy]

I can see it.

[Brian Green]

Yes, the quantum witch. She is Taylor Swift. Whoa. Scary. Hide your children. Hide your wife. Yeah, something happened and she. He was on stage or something. But I heard all about it from the squealing women in the back of the back of my kitchen. It was so funny. But, yeah, so, you know, a little friendly barbing going on between two powerhouse musicians. Though I would venture to say I've got to give Taylor a little bit of credit on this one. I would venture to say There are no $7,000 tickets going for the Foo Fighters concert, but those guys are back on tour. They got a new drum.

[Chrissy]

They constantly. I feel like they constantly tour too. I'm always seeing something about what Dave Gro did in concert or didn't do.

[Brian Green]

I think they're one of the few rock. They're like one of the lead, like, legacy rock and roll acts that can still conquer an actual stadium. And I think there's a couple of them, right? There's Rolling Stones, There's Foo Fighters. I mean, we can name a bunch of the ones that could probably fill a stadium, but can fill a stadium constantly. Like, every summer. Foo Fighters, Rolling Stones. Who else would be in that. That mix? Well, I guess that Motley Cru. Guns N Roses.

[Chrissy]

Well, they all have to kind of band together.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, but Guns N Roses does it by themselves, right? They do. Yeah. Motley Crue has to band together with 12 other bands. I just saw. It's like Spin Doctors.

[Chrissy]

Oh, God, you sent me that Spin Doctor.

[Brian Green]

Wow.

[Chrissy]

That guy did a kick swirl. I mean, his leg went. It was like. It was bionic. Yeah, he might. He might have had a hip replacement.

[Brian Green]

And so it's.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, you know, it's titanium or whatever, and it just swivels.

[Brian Green]

You know, my daughter's got a bunch of those Barbie dolls, right? And you can, like, throw the leg up around her back of her head. Yeah, he. He was doing that on stage. 60 years old, full gray, looking a little winded, but very flexible. I do have to say I was impressed. So it's like Spin Doctors, what's remaining. A Smash mouth, Third Eye Blind, you know, Counting Crows. I mean, they're all banding together, just desperately trying to sell out a stadium, which is, you know, that's what. I guess that's what you got to do.

[Chrissy]

That's one way to do it.

[Brian Green]

But isn't it crazy that the. The people that we grew up with, our teenage, early 20s musicians, are now having, like, a renaissance of music? Because now we're at the age we have expendable cash, and we can pay to see the guy from Spin Doctors throw his leg. Leg up above his head. Little miss, little miss, little miss. Cameron, I just broke my hip and I'm going down. Get me. Get me to the hospital. Someone get to my bag and get my pills. That guy looked. He was just as skinny as he always was. And not. Never a big Spin Doctors fan. Not my. Not mine.

[Chrissy]

No. Wasn't mine either. But that song was everywhere for a while.

[Brian Green]

And you know that. I think the Spin Doctors, if I'm not wrong, just preceded grunge. Like, I think it was like before grunge. Was it very early 90s, like 1990 or something like that? 1989. I don't know. I remember being a kid and listening to Spin. That's why I remember being, like, having a.

[Chrissy]

Might have been like, grunge adjacent.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, grunge adjacent. So was 33 penis. We were grunge adjacent also. Not really grunge, not really music.

[Chrissy]

We've got to pull out those tapes again.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. I've got them all sitting on the computer. I digitize them good. I digitize them for good reason. God forbid they ever get in the wrong hands. So anyway, if you're interested in.

[Chrissy]

If you're interested in Brian's early musician days.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I will sell the digital copies of that.

[Chrissy]

That's what we can put on. Patreon.

[Brian Green]

Patreon, everybody. Desperately trying to get us over to their platform. But after Fireside and Clubhouse, I'm a little hesitant to do yet another Thing. Just follow our Instagram, please. That's all I care about. Follow our Instagram, show up to our shows, listen to the podcast. That's. That's what we want to.

[Chrissy]

That's all we're asking.

[Brian Green]

Communicate with us. You know, send us a text message here and there. That's all we're asking. 25th and 26. September 25th and 26th. Don't forget Orlando. How could you forget? I keep saying it over and over again.

[Chrissy]

Orlando and Tampa.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, but I think that's the gig. I think you just got to kind of. I hate promoting ourselves, but that's just what we have to do. I am excited too. I am excited. What we're going to do. I have.

[Chrissy]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, no clue. I guess we should start practicing around the 23rd. On the 23rd, we should get together.

[Chrissy]

For exactly those types that are.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're going to see a well thought out impromptu.

[Chrissy]

I do want to do a cold reading.

[Brian Green]

We are. It's on my list. I have a little creative document going. Maybe I'll share it with you on the 22nd.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, you should share it with me. I'll add ideas on the 22nd.

[Brian Green]

I'll share it with you and then we'll get. We'll get on a phone call on the 23rd and then we'll meet like a half an hour before the show and I'll be like, say, what do you want to talk about? All right, let's take a break.

[Chrissy]

I feel like we're going to need a teleprompter.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that's one of the requirements. It's actually a question that I sent. We can bring a computer or something. I'm sure a tablet.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Do you have a tablet?

[Chrissy]

I do.

[Brian Green]

Is that in the budget? Can we get a tablet?

[Chrissy]

I got one.

[Brian Green]

Oh, you do?

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Okay. I'm going to borrow my kids pink iPad with. With the big protector on it and the handles. Just going to put it in front of me. I'm gonna put it on my lap so as not to be distracting. All right, so it is Friday and I know why you came here because it's a video breakdown Friday. And man has John Anthony Lifestyle, who we have not talked about in a while. He's done it again. The Internet is aflame over his newest Aflame Aflame. Almost as popular as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on stage is John Anthony Lifestyle.

[Chrissy]

What do you say on Twitter?

[Brian Green]

Here, let me. I'll let you listen to it because it's very Short. But this prompted me to go. It reminded me that we needed to take a second gander at him. So give me one second. Okay, here we go. Ready? You want to listen?

[Chrissy]

I'm ready.

[Brian Green]

Oh, wait. Nope, just lost it. Oh, wait. No, just lost it. Okay, here it is. Hold on one second. Take a listen.

[John Anthony]

How to give a girl a sexual compliment without being creepy.

[Brian Green]

Hey.

[John Anthony]

Hey.

[Brian Green]

What's up?

[John Anthony]

I wanted to meet you real quick.

[Brian Green]

Hi. What's up?

[John Anthony]

Wow, I like this outfit you have.

[Chrissy]

Oh my God, look at this.

[John Anthony]

Wow. I didn't realize you were so sexy.

[Brian Green]

My name is John.

[John Anthony]

Nice to meet you.

[Chrissy]

That's so creepy.

[John Anthony]

So it's okay to be physical and you can make a statement of being attracted to her as long as it doesn't come across creepy.

[Brian Green]

Okay.

[John Anthony]

And if she's offended, you can say, oh, sorry, I just thought you were sexy.

[Brian Green]

She's offended. I can just. You can just offend her even more. I know. What a douche. Canozle. John Anthony put out a video on X and basically it's him with another girl. Not Brazil. Brazil. I don't know where Brazil went, but this girl's name is probably. Well, he probably stopped paying her is what happened.

[Chrissy]

Well, I think she probably ran off with another woman.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Because I mean, after you're with John Anthony, do you ever go back to men? Ever? Once you start learning the English language and figure out what the guy is saying, you probably never go back. And he was like living in her house too. It's just the whole thing was creepy. Anyway, John Anthony lifestyle, He's a pickup artist. We've broken down many of his videos. He puts out a video on X. He tells you how to not be creepy when you're telling a girl that she's sexy. Yeah. By the way, just do yourself a favor and never use sexy in the first sentence of meeting somebody. How's that? Yeah, how's that? It's like a good rule of thumb, wait till the third sentence to say that. But he said it. Meanwhile he's grabbing her hips and pulling him. Pulling her towards him, which is just bad news. Like, don't get physical. I mean, unless it's just that. Like, unless you're in some big crowd and everyone, I don't know, like a tantra conference or something. A tantra conference or a party in the woods. You just don't get physical. It's. It's not cool.

[Chrissy]

No, not right when you first meet someone.

[Brian Green]

So he is getting roasted. And I mean roasted. There is so many comments. Hundreds of comments about this particular video. It's been disseminated everywhere. So Marianne, who works for the commercial break, she found it, she posted it on our little group. And then I was like, oh, John Anthony, we haven't talked about him for a while. And of course he puts out a video every six hours, so which gets like 300 views or something like that. But he put out a video how to keep a rotation of 17 women.

[Chrissy]

Oh, just 17.

[Brian Green]

And so I figured, listen, I don't have. I don't have 17 women, but I have 17 children. Let's see if there's any useful nuggets of information in there.

[Chrissy]

Keep them on rotation.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. So let's take a break and then when we get back, we'll break down John's brand new video, how to keep that rotation going. All right, we'll be back.

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[Brian Green]

Of course.

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[Brian Green]

Okay. And we're back. Sorry about that. I had to type something in my special content list because I, I stumbled upon something in our break on Instagram that could be an entire episode in and of itself. So I'm really excited about that.

[Chrissy]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

Okay. So John Anthony lifestyle. We've talked about him many times before. He is a pois, a pickup artist. He's a poi. And John Anthony as of late has taken to breaking down other pause videos. So as much as I hate the guy, the enemy of my enemy is my friend sometimes. And so we've broken down a couple of those too, where I kind of agree with some of the stuff he says, but he doesn't realize he doesn't have enough self awareness to understand that who he's really talking about is his fucking self. It's crazy how unaware this guy is that when he's making fun of these other PAs, he's doing the same thing. But John has 100% close rate. He slept with over 18,000 women. What was that counter at last time? I don't. 18,000 women or something like that. He's picked up 18,000 women. 100% close rate. He knows how to do it. Threesomes all the time is literally. His dick is wet.365. And so we're opening up. Yeah. So this is the King Double Douche right here. King Double Douche. John Anthony. And the fact that his. The YouTube channel is called John Anthony Lifestyle.

[Chrissy]

It's all lifestyle.

[Brian Green]

Or as Frankie would say, lifestyle. Lifestyle.

[Chrissy]

I mean, it's classic right here. What we're looking at to start, it's black and white. So I guess he's being a little artistic.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, sure.

[Chrissy]

He's got a poster, I think.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chrissy]

Over his right shoulder, or left shoulder there, of a naked woman's back, backside. And then he's got a glistening butt.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chrissy]

And then he's got a shadow.

[Brian Green]

He's got. He's got a silhouette.

[Chrissy]

Silhouette.

[Brian Green]

Silhouette Taped on his wall of a woman taking off her top.

[Chrissy]

Like a bikini. A strange bikini.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Stay classy, Pennsylvania. Okay, so here he is. I guess we're gonna learn a thing or two. Or maybe we won't. We'll just. We'll figure it out as we go along. All of us together. Okay, here we go.

[John Anthony]

By running more volume, by building up a rotation, it allows you to be pickier as well. Some guys only want three or four girls. That's totally fine.

[Brian Green]

Also, three or four girls. I barely want one. Yeah. I'm telling you right now, one is fine with me. I'm good. I'm good. I don't want any more trouble than I got.

[John Anthony]

Just want to find the best one and make that their girlfriend. That's totally fine, too. I prefer to run big rotations because it gives you more.

[Brian Green]

I prefer to run bigger. What are you, a coach in the mlb? I prefer to run big rotations, a bunch of volume only. John Anthony, fill the funnel. Yeah, fill that. Oh, he's filling funnels. Trust him. He's filling funnels.

[John Anthony]

Actual variety. Every single day with different hot girls.

[Chrissy]

I prefer a different hot girl each day.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Who doesn't? Me.

[Chrissy]

That's me.

[Brian Green]

That's me. That's just me. I prefer new every single day. I'm one of those guys that likes a fresh pack of baloney every time. You know what I'm saying? Don't get me started on crusty bread. I open up a loaf of bread, I throw it away. I Want a new pack of bread? Oh, God. His music's almost as good as Frankie.

[Chrissy]

I was going to say he's kind of following in Frankie's footsteps though, that opening. Oh, you got him in different situations with different hot girls.

[Brian Green]

This is Frankie 25 years ago. Yeah.

[John Anthony]

John Anthony here from John Anthony Livestock International dating coach.

[Brian Green]

His. His titles get better every single episode. Yeah.

[John Anthony]

Yo, I want to talk about why I run a big rotation. I've stated in multiple.

[Brian Green]

Why I run a big rotation because no girl can stand with me for more than 24 hours.

[Chrissy]

I think that's true.

[Brian Green]

I think that is the truth. They find out about me, they Google me and I'm done.

[John Anthony]

Videos before how I have 17 different girls on the side. Okay. I also live on the side side.

[Chrissy]

But he also lives with her.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that is Brazil, isn't it?

[Chrissy]

Brazil.

[Brian Green]

Oh, okay. Well, who's the other girl in the other video?

[Chrissy]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

I don't know. Let's figure it out.

[Chrissy]

That was one of his side girls.

[Brian Green]

Let's investigate one of the seven. No, that's his main piece. That's his main piece. And he's got side chicks.

[John Anthony]

A girl in a one way open marriage. Okay, we'll pop up some.

[Brian Green]

One way open marriage.

[Chrissy]

One way open.

[Brian Green]

Mary.

[Chrissy]

He's just. He's just allowed to go out.

[Brian Green]

Yes, that's correct. Wow.

[Chrissy]

I don't think that is Brazil, actually.

[Brian Green]

No, it doesn't look like Brazil, does it?

[Chrissy]

We're saying Brazil because in one of the first videos we broke down, he had this girl sitting next to him, I guess to kind of confirm. Yeah, she was there to legit, legitimatize the whole thing. And he just kept calling her Brazil.

[Brian Green]

You know, the hip hop stars, they like to have a hype man on stage. Yeah, yeah. Rigatoni, you know what I'm saying? Like there's a hype man on stage. Yeah. Imagine. I don't know, it was like James Brown where the guy took off the coat and you know. Yeah. Fanned him off because he was too hot and stuff like that. That was kind of like Brazil. But he didn't even say her name. He said Brazil. And so we assumed her name was Brazil. We went, we rolled with it.

[John Anthony]

There's of Liz for those of you that aren't Liz.

[Brian Green]

Same girl, same chick. Okay. Her name is Liz. Now we have a name. We'll call her Liz from now on. Liz from Brazil.

[John Anthony]

I met her over four years ago when I first came to Brazil and she is a civil engineer and Very hyper analytical like myself. We have a very similar sense of humor. And we rent a house together with our three little dogs.

[Brian Green]

Is this a disclaimer that Liz made you put in your videos? Because I have a feeling.

[Chrissy]

And they're showing pictures of those two.

[Brian Green]

Together being happy with puppies in front of the Eiffel Tower in exotic locations. Sure, John. All happening for you.

[John Anthony]

Then I have second apartment that I rent that's nearby where I sleep with new.

[Brian Green]

Whoa.

[Chrissy]

He's got a second apartment that he bring.

[Brian Green]

I get ass.

[Chrissy]

He brings the other girls.

[Brian Green]

Wow.

[John Anthony]

Girls.

[Brian Green]

Wow, wow, wow. John, John. Liz, you're doing something right. God has blessed you and the different.

[John Anthony]

Girls on the 17 girl rotation. Now, a big benefit obviously of having a big rotation is you have lots of variety of sexual partners. Okay.

[Brian Green]

You also have lots of variety sexually partnered diseases that I bring home to Liz. Who's that girl?

[Chrissy]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

Now there's a picture of him behind a girl who's got a top that is barely there. Her boobs are. Yeah. Way the V goes all the way.

[Chrissy]

Down to the stomach. Yeah. But her face is redded out.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, it's got a big red. It's got a big red box in front of it. First of all, she's. This other girl is a civil engineer.

[John Anthony]

Liz.

[Brian Green]

Liz is a civil engineer. His wife said.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Where is she employed?

[Chrissy]

I don't know. And she's very analytical and do they.

[Brian Green]

Not know how to Google? I mean, I would be done. I'd be like, sorry. Wow. Yeah, those are, those are some boobs on this girl he's got right there. Yeah, those. I don't think they naturally sit like that, do they? Okay.

[John Anthony]

Just fake tits.

[Chrissy]

Somehow he just confirmed it.

[Brian Green]

Okay, that's. Let's. Let's go back and see what he says.

[John Anthony]

Girls with fake tits, some have big naturals. Most of them have a really nice ass, pretty faces, etc.

[Brian Green]

But one girl, but one girl, she's a real butterface. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Anthony]

Girl gets boring. If you're just sleeping with one girl over and over. You get accustomed to her personality. You get accustomed to her body type. When you have a big rotation, you have a good diversity. Right. Some chicks are petite, some have big curves.

[Brian Green]

What?

[Chrissy]

He looks so creepy. Taking, taking these pictures. He's taking selfies.

[Brian Green]

Okay. Now I got to ask a question here.

[Chrissy]

They did the red for the thong.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. She. Yeah. So now there's. He's just showing picture after picture of girl with red boxes on them. I could probably Take pictures like that if I had a little bit of money and just gave it to somebody, like they're not porn or they're not porn pictures. They're just girls in very revealing outfits.

[Chrissy]

With him creepily taking a selfie.

[Brian Green]

Okay. I wanted for a little context to the listener, he's going through this basically slideshow of pictures. First of him and Liz, his wife. And in one of those pictures, it's Liz and him at the beach taking a selfie where this guy looks ripped. I mean, ripped a 13 pack. You know what I'm saying? He looks really ripped now in the photographs where he's taking with these other women, the 17 in the rotation, the picture we're stuck on right now, there is full dad bod going on. He's got a belly. He's got no muscles whatsoever. How did he go from that to that?

[Chrissy]

Well, you know, you can touch up pictures these days.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that's true. That's. I want to figure out how we did that because I. It was like thousands of photographs of me with my kids that I would like to touch up like that.

[John Anthony]

Others have tattoos or piercings, etc, and so it's almost like having a nothing.

[Brian Green]

Like staring at a woman's tattoos while.

[John Anthony]

You'Re having sex with her glomerate super girlfriend.

[Brian Green]

You know what I want? I want a belly button piercing tonight. I better call up number 18. I like dragon tattoos. Number 13, you're in rotation. Number 13, come on down.

[Chrissy]

Go out to the mound.

[Brian Green]

You're getting my syphilis infected dick tonight.

[John Anthony]

Because the different girls have personalities and different body types, and it provides a good amount of variety. Now you might ask yourself, like a lot of people do, why is it so big? Okay, why don't you.

[Brian Green]

Why is it so big? By the way, I think I believe about 5% of what this guy is saying. Do you really think he has 17 women in rotation? Liz used to be in every video. Where did Liz go? Is Liz like this? Is Liz interested?

[Chrissy]

That was a one way. It's a one way. It's just. It's just him now.

[Brian Green]

I'm not saying it's out of the realm of possibility that Liz is completely cool with this. She's like, please, anybody take him off my hands. Yeah, I'll take the money from the YouTube videos, but I don't want to be a part of them. Right. I get it. I totally understand that there may be a real willingness on behalf of both partners to do this. I just don't like 17. At any given time, women in Your rotation. You're communicating with them always. How do you. How do you nurture your marriage?

[Chrissy]

Yeah, how do you nurture that marriage? Or any of these other girls? They're just cool with, like, you know, here, there, whatever.

[Brian Green]

Hey, listen, Chrissy, I don't know, but I want to find out that it.

[Chrissy]

Would take to, like, wine and dine and.

[Brian Green]

And.

[Chrissy]

And then the extra apartment.

[Brian Green]

I know. Are you getting a windfall of cash from 1100 views on your.

[Chrissy]

Well, he does his dating coach.

[Brian Green]

Oh, he does do his dating coach.

[Chrissy]

Remember? Even on a video one time, he was, like, closing a deal with some guy I know.

[Brian Green]

He had a video, he was on the phone, and he's like, you need to get my siege now. You need my help more than anyone on this earth. Put a deposit down now. Now. Venmo me.

[John Anthony]

Just three or four or five regulars. Why do you do 17? You want to be seeing each of these girls once a week, okay? On average. So if you have 17 of them.

[Chrissy]

You can see 17 once a week.

[Brian Green]

How do you do that? Geez, that's one. That's 2.27 per day. I can't keep up with Astrid. How in the world would I keep up with 2.77 girls per day? Per day.

[John Anthony]

2 per day on average. And do that once per week. Okay, so if I'm seeing.

[Chrissy]

He just put up a weekly planner.

[Brian Green]

He put up a weekly. And then he's got Playboy bunny emojis that he's putting two in each calendar.

[Chrissy]

Day two on Monday, two on Tuesday.

[Brian Green]

As if anybody had a hard time imagining what two per day was. You needed a visual reference to per day. My children need this kind of reference.

[John Anthony]

Girls a day, different girls every day across the whole week. That comes out to 14 different girls. Okay? But if you want to be seeing the best ones more often and also be seeing new girls, then around 15 to 17 regulars makes the most sense because it gives you enough for each day day.

[Chrissy]

How can you even keep up with what one likes? And what. I mean, what, Chrissy? Sometimes the personalities.

[Brian Green]

I mean, sometimes I hold a pee in for four hours because I don't have time. Where will you find the time for this? How do you do this? This is unbelievable. I mean, I guess when your job is to be an Internet asshole, you can probably find the time to be an Internet asshole, but at the end of the day, where is the time?

[Chrissy]

I mean, okay, variety, but that's too much.

[Brian Green]

Do you tell every one of these women that you have 16, 18 other girls on the side?

[Chrissy]

And a wife.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Can you find 18 willing participants in this scheme that are hot, sexy, have tattoos, piercings, skinny, real boobs, big, real, real boobs. Naturals, as he calls them. Naturals. Some girls have nostrils. This is gonna age like spoiled milk. Wait until you have children. You're gonna have to scrub the Internet. Change your name idea.

[John Anthony]

You can see one, two or three different girls each day and fit in new day opportunities and close another two new per week. What?

[Brian Green]

This is crazy. This is crazy. Two a week.

[Chrissy]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Green]

It's me, Brian. Listen, I don't have a lot of time in my day, but I got two slots open for some. Two naturals and a skinny. You. You fit the bill. So Astra's gonna be on vacation next week and I was thinking about getting in one of those new slots. So I'm not taking new Patience right now. But I got an extra slot available. Do you have an extra slot available? You know what I'm talking about. Hey, John. Hey, girl. I just want to call and tell you I got some slots available on Tuesday for two naturals and a big ass. I was wondering if you want to swing on by. It's me, Carl. I'm back from the dead. It's me, Carl, and I've been preaching on a full dick for a long time. I need two naturals and a petite over here stat. Don't miss this opportunity. A new window only comes available every week. If you miss out this week, you might have to wait till next week. Two naturals and a fatigue. I love it.

[Chrissy]

Oh, it's so funny.

[Brian Green]

Spoken like a true retreat.

[John Anthony]

Again, new per week. So on any given day, I'm closing one to three regulars and potentially one new girl, okay? That's going to be fit in amongst the regulars each week.

[Brian Green]

So I prioritize amongst the regulars. Hey, girl, you remember what Jesus said? He said, two naturals and a petite amongst the regulars, and thou shall have lion and a lamb. Come on down. Come on down. My prize is right. You know what I'm saying, girl? All right, I'll be about to drop off that cash. Sorry about the chlamydia. I'll clear it up real quick. For sure.

[Chrissy]

Oh, my God.

[John Anthony]

Liz and the dogs and working on my business and going to the gym. And then with the extra time that.

[Brian Green]

I do have, Liz and the dogs and the business and the business and the gym and then the extra time in between two naturals and a petite, I got an extra time to throw.

[John Anthony]

In there, try to fit in all the regulars and I try to see two or three new girls per week as well.

[Brian Green]

Okay, but you're giving us no information on how this actually happens. You're just telling us about your daily schedule. I can make shit up too. Chrissy and I do 12 episodes a day. Truth is, we barely get one out. We spend four hours here.

[John Anthony]

Every girl closes either. I had a situation last week where the girl didn't want to go beyond kissing. It was a new one and it didn't close, so that'll take multiple dates.

[Chrissy]

Oh, he had a no clothes.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, he had a no clothes. Oh, well, that's the first time he's. Listen, girl, I'd love to spend endless hours trying to close you. I got a full schedule. I got a jizz at seven, I got a jizz at nine. I got two naturals coming over. And then me and Liz gotta take the dogs for the yearly vaccinations. I gotta walk the dogs at 3pm so if I can't get my dick in you by 3. 45, I'm afraid it's gonna be a hard, no soft note. You know what I'm saying?

[Chrissy]

Oh, my gosh.

[John Anthony]

Okay, before I go on with the rest of the explanation, we have a free giveaway coming up on Thursday.

[Brian Green]

Okay. Okay. Yep. Not gonna. Not gonna let John do a commercial on the show in your email and.

[John Anthony]

Your phone number in order to be eligible for the giveaway that we're gonna be doing live on Thursday, June 27, the way that you.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that's right around the corner. Yeah. This is the day after I think this airs. So sorry, guys. Again, day late, dollar short. You didn't get Jelly Rolls Bronco. And you're not gonna get John Anthony's recourse.

[John Anthony]

All this up is you start collecting 10 to 20 new phone numbers per week. Okay?

[Brian Green]

Where in the world do you have this kind of time? Is that Pearl Jam playing in the background? Are you playing Pearl Jam in the background? You asshole. Let me. Hold on, let me listen. Let me listen.

[John Anthony]

Getting numbers from online courses like Tinder, Bumble and Hinge from Night Game sources.

[Brian Green]

Could have sworn that I heard.

[Chrissy]

I don't think I hear any bars and music.

[Brian Green]

You don't?

[John Anthony]

They're bumbling.

[Brian Green]

Maybe I'm just going crazy. That's my schizophrenia acting up. I'm not sure. Hold on.

[John Anthony]

In order to be eligible for the giveaway that we're going to be doing live on Thursday, June 27, the way that you set all this up is you start collecting 10 to 20, hear.

[Brian Green]

The music in the Background.

[Chrissy]

Thank you.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, okay, maybe I'm wrong, but anyway, you just collect.

[Chrissy]

Fine, just get on it. You just collect. 10 number. 10, 20.

[Brian Green]

10, 20 numbers. Plenty of time in the day for that. Plenty of time. Where do you get those numbers? The Yellow Pages? They make that anymore? The white Pages? Just googling numbers. Hey, it's John Anthony. That's why I'm getting all those text messages. John Anthony.

[Chrissy]

He's behind those ones that have the pictures of the girls.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Anthony]

Numbers from online sources, like from night game sources like bars and clubs and from daytime game sources like streets, malls and cafes.

[Brian Green]

If you're not streets, bars and cafes, you're doing. You're going out on the street, you're hitting the pavement.

[Chrissy]

It's a day game.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God, this guy's day is full. I mean, never accue this guy. I'm not hard working because this is hard work. My brain hurts just thinking about this. I mean, do you know how difficult it is just to maintain one relationship?

[Chrissy]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

I told you, I'm no player. I am no player. Okay, I can talk, but that's about the best I got. And sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn't. When it does not followed up with good looks or great lovemaking, it doesn't last very long. The few times where I have entertained two ladies at the same time, certainly both of them knew about it. And it was way difficult for me. Yeah, way difficult for me. It didn't last long.

[Chrissy]

You didn't have an extra apartment. You're rotating them.

[Brian Green]

I barely had one apartment. Two apartments, please. All right, let's take a break and we'll finish this video if we can. If we can get through it. We'll be back.

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[Brian Green]

All right, back with John Anthony Lifestyle.

[Chrissy]

John's explaining how he gets 17, how.

[Brian Green]

He has a wife, three dogs, two apartments and six full time jobs trying to get new women in his big rotations.

[John Anthony]

At least 10 new phone numbers each week. Then you have to add in additional cold approach sessions and or create additional online profiles.

[Brian Green]

So basically what you're saying is this is impossible. Online profiles?

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Why not just one profile? Why do you have profiles? I mean, I got them. I guess when you're looking for naturals and petites, you gotta go a different direction.

[John Anthony]

And if you're doing it right, if you're getting pro pictures and you have hot girls.

[Brian Green]

Pro pictures? Who are you, Adam the liar? Now get pro pictures, right?

[John Anthony]

Yeah, the best ones. Okay. Which we can do for you. We have a service for that. You can book a free 30 minute call to learn more about that or.

[Brian Green]

Oh geez, you have a pro service that will touch up your photographs for you. Well, if you're gonna make me look like you did in that one picture, I'm all about it.

[John Anthony]

Get access to my Tinder scripts and my texting scripts. Okay. That's in my leads machine.

[Brian Green]

This guy? Yeah, this is a copy and paste boyfriend. Don't fall for it. This is it. He's just copying and pasting onto the next one. Which by the way, I've been guilty of too. One time I was on Tinder, I was like, hey, how you doing? Clip, cut, paste. Hey, how you doing? Cut paste. Hey, how you doing? That's maybe why my batting average was 0.0.

[John Anthony]

But you can get access to that with the link in the description as well. Once you set up all that properly and you're doing your cold approach properly, you're going to be getting a lot of phone numbers. But if you're not getting at least 10, you need to step up your skill level and or the amount of profiles you run and. Or the amount of cold approach sessions that you do.

[Brian Green]

Do you really think that most guys are getting 10 new phone numbers a week? A week? Are you insane?

[Chrissy]

I mean this is just crazy. This is a whole job in of itself. I don't know.

[Brian Green]

What.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, where is the time?

[Brian Green]

I don't know. You want a Pizza Hut buffet? Remember the pizza had a. But a Pizza Hut had a buffet back in the day.

[Chrissy]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

You want a Pizza Hut buffet of hot women. Yeah.

[Chrissy]

Just to choose from.

[Brian Green]

Most women are smarter than this, first of all. Second of all, how do you get 10 new phone numbers a week? I'd be lucky to get one new phone number a year when I was single one.

[John Anthony]

That will lead to getting more phone numbers then you set up your dates from that. Okay. You need good message scripts on Tinder. You need good text scripts over the phone. And once you do that, you're gonna be having a good amount of dates getting set up. Then you need to learn how to run.

[Brian Green]

Oh, really?

[Chrissy]

And then what?

[Brian Green]

This is all.

[Chrissy]

Set those dates up all you want.

[Brian Green]

I feel so bad for the 1100 or so guys out there that are watching this, thinking that this is any. This is close to reality. I know. Guys, don't fall for this bullshit. Please don't pay this guy any money. I mean, listen, I'm not arguing with how somebody makes their money. He's not doing anything illegal that I know of. He's just trying to pitch you something that clearly is not true. How do you expect to get 10 new phone numbers a week and then literally have different sizes and tattoos and, you know, piercings? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard in the world or he's full of.

[John Anthony]

Lucky dates and closure dates, which is over in my leads machine product and also in more detail in the eight week program. Then with the girls that you close, you pick out the hottest, coolest ones you have the best sex with.

[Chrissy]

That you have the best sex with. Oh, yeah, just pick those out.

[Brian Green]

There's an NCAA tournament of hot girls going on right there on your phone. That sounds reasonable.

[John Anthony]

And the most chemistry with. And you can turn those into regulars. Okay. There's a whole process for putting a girl on rotation, but you keep running through that whole thing. You acquire new phone numbers, you set them down for dates, you sleep with some of them, and then literally the hottest, coolest ones you have the most chemistry with. That are the lowest levels of drama and that you.

[Brian Green]

Okay.

[Chrissy]

The lowest levels of drama.

[Brian Green]

Okay.

[Chrissy]

I. E. You don't care.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chrissy]

What's happening here?

[Brian Green]

Don't ever bother. You don't talk to you. Walk in, open your legs. Yeah. Dump it in the bucket, head down to town.

[Chrissy]

Okay, first of all, yeah, you're seeing two. Two at least a day.

[Brian Green]

Two a day. Let's fuck. Two a day. And my wife and the dogs, we're fucking them all. They're all involved. Naturals, petites, belly rings, nose rings, leg tattoos. You name it, I got it. It's on rotation. So let me get this straight. You have to collect 10 to 20 phone numbers a week. Then you have to sit those 10 to 20 girls down for a date. Then you have to close them by sleeping with them. And then, and only then, do you consider them for regular rotation.

[Chrissy]

Yeah. You pick the Coolest, best ones.

[Brian Green]

Because if I got a phone number, one phone number, I would consider that the best day of my life. That would be the clothes. And then I would hope to sit them down and eventually, if all decided that was appropriate, sleep with them. And then they would never get rid of me. And then I would date them on and off for three years, despite the fact that they were clearly mentally ill. Because in my lifetime, that doesn't happen a lot.

[John Anthony]

Sex with you. Put those on rotation. Okay, so let's say the sex was kind of shitty. You don't need to see that girl again if you don't want to boom your ass.

[Brian Green]

Later.

[Chrissy]

Later. I gotta get to that exit.

[Brian Green]

You're out. You're out. You're okay.

[Chrissy]

You're safe.

[Brian Green]

You don't know how to ride. You don't do reverse cowgirl all that well, but you got great naturals. And I'm looking for another naturals. I only got two in rotation right now, so you're in for right now. Let's work on that popping.

[Chrissy]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Green]

Dancing class. Get those hips moving, girl.

[John Anthony]

It's high maintenance or likes to play games or has a bunch of attitude or is super flaky. You don't need to see her again or you don't need to see her at all. Right. In the first place, you can just screen those out by running more volume, by building up a rotation.

[Brian Green]

It'll screen those out.

[Chrissy]

Screen them out.

[Brian Green]

I wish it was this easy. It makes it sound so easy. Like picking eggs at the grocery store. You're screening for the ones that are the best. Yeah.

[John Anthony]

Allows you to be pickier as well. Because if a girl's pulling, you don't have to put up with that. You can give them a firm warning or just cut them off instantly.

[Brian Green]

Yellow card.

[Chrissy]

What is. I mean, I would love to hear what it's firm warning.

[Brian Green]

It's like this. Yellow card.

[Chrissy]

Stop being Frankie bad.

[Brian Green]

You smell weird down there. Yellow card. Get in the shower. Clean yourself up. I don't want all that drama around here.

[Chrissy]

Oh, my God.

[John Anthony]

Depending on how severe it is. But as you keep running this process and getting the new hookups, you keep retaining the ones. And this is the whole point of doing all this, in my view, right? Yes, it's awesome to sleep with new girls, but it's even more awesome to regularly sleep with with those new girls every week.

[Brian Green]

Wait, hold on. What? It's awesome to sleep with new girls, but it is also awesome to sleep regularly with those new girls.

[Chrissy]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

I don't know. When do they become old girls?

[Chrissy]

Yeah, I know they're not new after.

[Brian Green]

A while when they turn 19. Yeah. He's hitting on people at the mall. Like girls who work at the little stands in the mall.

[Chrissy]

I saw that.

[Brian Green]

We've seen a video where he. That's. That's his favorite place to get girls. Great. No, this is why I'm hiding all my daughters underneath the pool. Yep.

[John Anthony]

Rotation are super stacked. Okay. They're mostly all above an 8.5.

[Brian Green]

Okay.

[John Anthony]

A lot of them are above a 9. And they're just eating out of the palm of your hand. Right. And you have a whole bunch of others like that. So that way it doesn't make you.

[Brian Green]

The way that he talks about women, it's so.

[Chrissy]

It's disgusting. Yes.

[Brian Green]

So disgusting. You know what? I just like. It makes me. I don't know.

[Chrissy]

He looks dead behind the eyes. Dude. Now that we're walking.

[Brian Green]

He's a psycho, dude. There's no doubt this guy is a psychopath to the hill.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Luckily, at least that we know to our knowledge, he's not killing anybody. He's just got a body count in another way. And the truth is that this makes me sick to my stomach. I think even before I had daughters, this would make me sick. I mean, this would absolutely make me sick to my stomach. This is not how I see the.

[Chrissy]

World, but is just awful.

[Brian Green]

It's awful. Who was he? He must not have parents. Like he's one of these kids. I don't know. They threw him off a turnip truck or something.

[John Anthony]

He needed any of the particular girls.

[Brian Green]

Right?

[John Anthony]

You're not over texting any girl. You're not overthinking about any girl.

[Announcer]

No, because.

[Brian Green]

No.

[Chrissy]

So many in rotation.

[Brian Green]

Yes, because you have so many, you can't pay attention to any of them. This is all about hookup, having your cake and eating it too. First of all, don't believe it. I don't believe that there's 17 girls. I don't believe you're getting 20 new phone numbers a week. Where do you live? I mean, I guess Rio de Janeiro.

[Chrissy]

Is a place where you live in Brazil.

[Brian Green]

He does live in Brazil. There's a lot of people there. So I guess there's quite a few options. But I just don't believe that 10 to 20 women a week are this stupid, gullible. I think that. I think they're. I think women are more intelligent. The guys actually in a lot of.

[John Anthony]

Cases that it's going to give off the attitude like you don't care that much, which is going to help make it work even better, right? It's not a little game I'm playing. It's not like, okay, I'm going to ignore these girls, you know these girls. It's just that there's so many. Right? You're working with stunning.

[Brian Green]

Gave up playing. You're gamifying the whole thing. What are you talking about? That's so disingenuous. I can't believe it. The whole process to you is a game, dude.

[John Anthony]

Building that patient bigger and bigger. That no particular girl is really going to get under your skin.

[Brian Green]

Right?

[John Anthony]

You're not going to be, like, thinking about a girl way too much or over texting her way too much because you have so many other girls. You're just sticking to the Tinder and text scripts and then letting everything fall into place.

[Brian Green]

Wait, okay, okay. First of all. Second of all, I just can't help but wonder where Liz is.

[Chrissy]

I know. I was thinking the same thing. And I'm like, how in the world do you. That's like, hey, I'm going to work, honey.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Hey, I'm going to fuck some girls. I'm going to knock it out real quick. I'm gonna go jizz in a bunch of people. I'll see you later. How diff. How terrible is the interpersonal relationship? The interpersonal marriage must be between these two people. And not because it's an open relationship. I get it. Some people do it. They like it. What, because he's an. Because he has no respect for any female human being. And I doubt he has respect. He doesn't have respect for himself because if he did, he wouldn't be talking like this. Yeah, he just wouldn't in the rotation.

[John Anthony]

Be built up on the side to one of those systems for free. Potentially. Okay, for our giveaway On Thursday on June 27, I'll remind you one more time. You can just go put in your phone number.

[Brian Green]

God, he sounds like us reminding people about these. The shows in Florida. It's like every five minutes.

[Chrissy]

Follow our Instagram.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, follow our Instagram. Well, we only ask to be fair.

[John Anthony]

To whatever end goal that you want so you can build up the rotation as big as you want. Some guys only want three or four girls. That's totally fine. Some guys just want to find the best one and make that their girlfriend. That's totally fine, too. I prefer to run big rotations because it gives you new sexual variety every single day with different hot girls. It allows you to sleep with multiple hot Girls a day. And the whole system just works itself out.

[Brian Green]

It just works like a charm. It just works. It works if you work it. You know what they say, with my text scripts and Tinder scripts, you'll be knocking out left and right six, seven times a day. However big you want to get the rotation, you get the rotation. Full time job. Don't worry about it. You fit it all in. Mom in the hospital. Don't worry. Take care of it. Multiple kids at home, forget them. This is more important. You need a sexual variety. Sexual variety? Give me a break, dude.

[John Anthony]

Oh my God, bro. It's boring or annoying or too. Or too dramatic. You can cut her out and you can replace her with one of the new ones that's more interesting, okay?

[Brian Green]

You're saying the same thing over and over again. It's just too much to take. John Anthony lifestyle. I can see why the Internet is a. Is a flame right now about your dude. It's awful, buddy. I mean, I don't know you. We don't know each other. You probably never hear this episode, but just have some respect for yourself and the people around you. Just stop. You got a beautiful wife. I know she seems lovely enough, except for she's also involved in. But I'm sure she was a low. You know, I'm sure that didn't come along until you came along and you tried to convince her or brainwash her into it. The world is your oyster, dude. You're living down there on the beat. What else do you need? Enjoy yourself. Why don't you teach guys how to really connect with women? Yeah, or their. Or partners, whatever it is. Once you teach them how to really have emotionally intelligent and deep relationships. And the sexual variety can come as you connect with your partner. Ask Chrissy.

[Chrissy]

That's right.

[Brian Green]

She said it's French made Friday.

[Chrissy]

Yes, it is.

[Brian Green]

Oh, man, I love it. I love it. Another fantastic episode of the commercial break in the books. How proud Odyssey must be of us. By the way, you can download the free Odyssey app and listen to us on that Odyssey app. Odyssey, of course, the home of the commercial break. I'm sure they'd love it. We'd love it. It's actually a great app. I listen to the podcast on that app. So no malarkey. It's a good app. And you can get all the. Your favorite podcasts are available. It's free. There's no subscription, there's no nothing. And then you get all these radio stations, all this video content. It's cool. Also, let me remind you, like John Anthony will remind you about his free giveaway September 25th and September 26th. We're going to be in Florida, Orlando on the 25th, Tampa on the 26th. We would love to see you. If you're going to be there, let us know. 212-4333 TCB 212-433-3822. Let us know if you're gonna be in those. You want to come to one of those two shows? Maybe we'll bring you some swag also. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, all of them. We accept voicemail or text message tcbpodcast.com for all the audio, all the video and your free sticker. And please do us a favor at the commercial break on Instagram. Follow us if you would, if you could. You should. All right, Chrissy. Well, I guess that's all I can do for today.

[Chrissy]

I think so.

[Brian Green]

But I'll tell you that I love you.

[Chrissy]

I love you.

[Brian Green]

I'll say best to you, best to you and best you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time. Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say goodbye. Sam, If you got a softy in your brain, you're gonna have a softy in your pants, you know what I'm saying?