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Michael
A funny thing that Jeffrey Epstein had a riff about this. He would talk about if Donald became president and the pardon power because Trump talked about this. His kind of wide eye incredulity. I can pardon anyone. No one can do anything about it. Epstein had focused on this and said he loves showing the power that he has. And he said he would do it in a childlike way.
Joanna
Michael.
Michael
Joanna.
Joanna
Different color. Well, I'm in tobacco. You've got tobacco pants on. I've got a tobacco jacket.
Michael
Yeah. No, it's green. Maybe for Christmas. Although I hadn't thought about that.
Joanna
Okay.
Michael
I would take it off if I had thought about that. But anyway, it's here.
Joanna
Okay. Well I like it. And I'm wearing a Kurt Vile T shirt that a reader or a viewer sent us. Sent me actually not you. They sent it to me.
Michael
Really? You get T shirts in the mail.
Joanna
Well, I'm very pleased. Thank you, Maria, for sending me the Kurt Viall T shirt, which I thought goes rather well with my tobacco jacket. Okay. Lots of comments this week saying people don't believe you have never had a McDonald's.
Michael
You know, I don't know what I can say. I don't exactly know how to prove that. But I have a further point about myself that would support this and is perhaps even more shocking.
Joanna
I can't wait to hear this. Okay, go forth. What is it?
Michael
I don't know how to drive a car. I don't have a driver's license.
Joanna
I know. It's really. I find crazy that you live in the Hamptons and you don't.
Michael
Well, I was never. I was never meant to live in the Hamptons. So I have lived virtually my entire adult life, certainly in Manhattan, where it Never having a car never even crossed my mind then of late, since I live in the Hamptons, it's a little bit of a.
Joanna
Why don't you just learn to drive? Cars are so easy to drive.
Michael
I got caught up short. Oh, how do you get from here? But I do live in the center of Amaganzet, so I can walk to. Well, there's only two things I need to walk to go on a cup of coffee and the fish store.
Joanna
Well, and the bus stop to get into the city.
Michael
No. And the bus stop is four minutes away. Yes. So I'm. And the beach is a short walk away.
Joanna
Well, actually, I would say that cars have gotten much easier to drive now. So I would recommend that even at your advance.
Michael
You know, I mean, I think to drive a car. Well, but look at it this way. You have to have what is in this game that we're in.
Joanna
What game are we in? The game of life.
Michael
Well, not the game of life. The game of the writing game. You need a perspective. Everybody has the perspective from the car. Very few people have a perspective. Not from the car. Who don't know how to drive. A passenger's perspective.
Joanna
I've never heard such nonsense. It's a bit like, can you ski?
Michael
Of course not.
Joanna
Okay. I think learning to drive is like learning to ski as an adult. It's hard. Ish.
Michael
It's not gonna happen. You don't even have to have this conversation. Not gonna happen.
Joanna
Okay, but what you're not saying is you actually have a wife who drives you around, and I bet she's a very good driver.
Michael
She seems to be a very good driver. But this is only in the most Recent time in my life when I do need anyone to drive me around because having occupied, I mean never. I can count the days I've been out of Manhattan in my life.
Joanna
I think the funniest idea is you sitting in the passenger seat, just sort of looking around. It's just so funny.
Michael
Yeah, I like that. The other thing is, and it's the most important thing is I hate being in a car. I hate the idea. I hate.
Joanna
Well, that, my friend, is figured out before you went to the Hamptons because the Hamptons is all about traffic for three months of the year.
Michael
Not my Hamptons. You live in the center of town. It's like an old fashioned town. You live in an old fashioned village. You walk almost anywhere you need to be. And the only time you have to get on the road is, in fact, when you have to get on the jitney to come in to see you.
Joanna
Okay, you're literally sounding like a Rockwell portrait come to life.
Michael
That's. That's me. An old fashioned American.
Joanna
Okay, before we say anything, and God knows we have a lot to get to today. Not least, Hegsworth, Cash, Patel, you name it. Just want to remind people we are going to be live, live, live.
Michael
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Joanna
Street Y on January 21st. So get your tickets now and you go to92ny.org to come and see us live January 21st.
Michael
And the 92nd Street Y is great. I've played it a couple of times and it's a really good space, a good audience.
Joanna
All right. I just want to point out one thing that I think is glorious today. Melania, your friend. And we'll get to some more questions for Melania later in the pod. Melania has released her Christmas. What do we call it? Christmas display in the White House. And she has a BE Best bauble. I think we should all get BE Best baubles for Christmas this year.
Michael
I'm going to produce and I have to go look for where Be Best comes from.
Joanna
Yeah, where does that come from?
Michael
Because it comes from an advertising campaign that she did in her model years. I use the word loosely. Model. Model years.
Joanna
Yeah.
Michael
And. And I will get it. And it's a be something campaign. I have to unearth this, but we'll get to it.
Joanna
Well, I'm surprised they're not actually selling it.
Michael
I mean, she didn't make this up.
Joanna
Okay. All right. She copied it is what you're saying. It's stuck in her memory.
Michael
Yes, in copies. Remember. Remember when she copied Michelle Obama's speech.
Joanna
I do remember. Yes. Yes.
Michael
I mean, there is so much about these people in this White House that is. It's just. It's just you can't. You wouldn't make this up. I'm going to. I'm the first lady, so I'm going to plagiarize the last First Lady's speech.
Joanna
I bet she didn't know that's what was going on. I bet one of her advisors did that and thought, nobody will notice. How would you think that? How would you. Well, an inexperienced person would think that, right? Someone who'd never done this before would think that. But listen, Melania, if you're thinking of selling those be best baubles, we will buy some and send them out to our Beast tier of subscribers, our membership crew. We've got some new beast names to read out as well at the end of this. All right? But the truth is we've got.
Michael
Can't wait.
Joanna
We've got very important things to do. We've got to get through Pete Hegseth. What's going to happen to him? We've got to get through Kash Patel. We've got to get through Alina Harbour, Lindsay Halligan, the pardoning of Juan Orlando Hernandez, the who was jailed for 45 years. 500 tons, a lot of cocaine America. And then we have to get to the fact that I think Trump is not going to build a ballroom in the east wing. He's going to build a fucking convention center. He's building a convention center. That thing is getting bigger and bigger by the day. And the architects had enough. Anyway, let's start with Pete Hegseth because I'm not feeling confident about his future.
Michael
Well, let's go back and I think that this goes. We can go back to Melania and her stolen speech that nobody knows what they're doing. And we forget this point, you know, I mean, this has been such an aggressively active year for Donald Trump that we forget the fact that underneath this, that this is all just skin deep and underneath it is a wealth, a well of incompetence the likes of which we have never seen.
Joanna
Okay, so we've got Pete Hegseth, or as I like to call him, American Doll at the Department of War. Okay, so he's seeing warrior culture.
Michael
Yes. What he has and he has, it is. I shouldn't be laughing here because this is horrible, but so he is bombing these small boats which are said to be involved in drug trafficking. They may or may not be. He has killed so far, I think 80 people.
Joanna
Correct.
Michael
These are drone flights and they just blow him out of the water, these small boats. But then the Washington Post had a piece in which Pete Hegseth has purportedly said, we don't want anyone left alive. So they bombed the boat and then the few people left who were hanging onto the wreckage go back and they kill them. Now that is patently a war crime.
Joanna
Right, but which Republicans are acknowledging too. Right, which is interesting.
Michael
Exactly. Because the other thing about virtually everyone in Washington, Republicans or Democrats, who very clearly understand, I mean, you're not going to find anyone who, in their, in the, in the privacy of their wide circle of immediate friends, is not going to say Pete Hegseth is a moron. I mean, Pete Hegseth is a joke.
Joanna
The former Saturday co host of a Fox TV show.
Michael
Yeah. There is nobody. I mean, this is a man who has no support within Washington D.C. within the Republican Party. I mean, he has, or his support is the support of one, which is.
Joanna
Donald Trump, which appears to be wavering slightly. I mean, Donald Trump is suddenly distancing himself from him maybe.
Michael
I mean, I always think, I always find that actually when somebody is. One of his people is up against it, that's actually a way to keep your job. Because he doubles down because he neverthere is his. His. Not only his instinct, but his policy is to do exactly the opposite of what he is being forced to do.
Joanna
Except that I think this time might be a little bit different because Hegseth is being. Well, the Armed Services Committee, the House Armed Services Committee is setting up a report or an investigation into this. And Trump ominously said that he would not have done this.
Michael
No, no, the first shot was fine. It was lethal and it's all reasonable. So, I mean, let's see if he doubles down on this because otherwise Pete Hegseth is finished. Is toast. Ought to be.
Joanna
All right, I've got the exact quote here. Trump says, I would not have wanted that. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine. To me, that's Trump distancing himself because he knows the potential real trouble here. I mean, this is also Republican.
Michael
That's a more reasonable Donald Trump than I am acquainted with.
Joanna
Well, but Trump's instinct is always to save his skin. So he doesn't want to be blamed for this.
Michael
Right, but that's a misunderstanding. The way he saves his skin is to double down on anybody who is attacking him at any point. And he is. It's very hard to. To interpret an attack on Pete Hegseth as not being an attack on Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the person who put this absolute, complete incompetent moron without any experience whatsoever into this job. You're not going to be able to hang that on anybody else.
Joanna
Well, except that Donald Trump's only instinct is self protection. And if this gets to the point where we've now got Republicans emboldened, I think, by the Thomas Massie and the women that came out in support of releasing the Epstein files, you've now got Republicans coming out and saying, we need to look into this. This could be a war crime.
Michael
It's not a question if Donald Trump has to decide between himself and anyone else. He obviously decides. But I'm saying this whole structure of protection, of the way he defends himself, of his, of this illusion of indomitability is not giving in ever. Never say you're wrong, never apologize. That is the entire Donald Trump strategy. So yes, he could beit is possible, as with these Epstein files, he could be forced into a corner and that would be yet more evidence that his of the weakening in his Republican Party base. And that's the interesting trend. And I guess we'll see if that happens.
Joanna
Well, and I think there's more signaling coming out today in the New York Post, the columnist Miranda Devine has a piece on Kash Patel. Kash Patel, we know, has come under withering criticisms. Donald Trump has stuck with him. But this seems to be very much a piece in aimed at Trump. It's in the print edition of the New York Post, which we know he loves to read. And it's really saying that Cash Patel is also utterly incompetent.
Michael
Well, so, but look at the. Yes, totally. And I want to get to that. But I just want to keep in mind the broader narrative here, which is that never before in the history of the American presidency have there been so many inexperienced people. This is nice. They're not just inexperienced, they're complete fools put into the highest ranking jobs in government. And obviously Pete Hegseth is one of these people. It's like, oh my God, in what world could that have happened? And then followed by Kash Patel even greater. In what world could that have happened? So we are seeing potentially this unraveling here and potentially a reinvention of this narrative. So the narrative was before he can appoint anybody he wants because he's Donald Trump, because we can no longer apply the reason of the rules of government or the reason underlying the government to Donald Trump because he has his own. He sees something that nobody else sees. I mean, this has been basically the Republican point of view, this might look like cockamamie stuff, but nevertheless it's Donald Trump and somehow he pulls it off. Okay, I think maybe we're seeing the opposite of that now. We're seeing, oh my God. From Republicans. This is these people truly are not only out of their depth, but fools at a level that record breaking.
Joanna
Fools. Right. And there was a very good interview in the Economist with John Bolton where he said when asked, you know, well, when it was pointed out to him that everybody in Washington is frightened, he said, yes, they are. And you know, what you have to remember is Donald Trump is not Julius Caesar. And the only way to deal with the intimidation is to stand up to it, which is what he's done. Of course, he's now been indicted and so he's going through that hard.
Michael
Yeah, but this isbut this is not, I mean, the flaw, I mean it's perfectly true. The flaw with that is that that is really about one person standing up and it's Washington D.C. one person doesn't stand up or if they do, they get indicted. And what you need is the party itself to stand up. So somewhere in the engine room of a party's self interest and consciousness has to arise a consensus that says this can't go on anymore. I don't yet see that, but maybe it's there.
Joanna
It feels like there are the green shoots of that. You've got Marjorie Taylor Greene resigning. You've got the unanimous vote, bar one, to release the Epstein files. And now you've got several Republicans coming out and questioning Pete Hegseth and saying we need an inquiry into this on both the Senate Armed Committee, Armed Services Committee and the House.
Michael
Absolutely. I mean, it's there. Let's see if it lasts for more than a week, although there's a couple of others too.
Joanna
But you know what's going to hasten it, I think, is the fact that today we're recording this on a Monday is the day that the health, that people enroll for Obamacare again and they see what their health care premiums have gone to.
Michael
Well, listen, I mean it may be we are at that, and we've discussed this before, that we're at that inflection point and things are because of lame duck status, because of this well of incompetence that is now bubbling up, that the next, the next three years are going to be catastrophic for Donald Trump.
Joanna
And the off cycle election results at the beginning of novemb.
Michael
Right. And we have a year now and that will play out. I mean, this is all Playing toward the midterms. But we have a couple other characters let's not forget in this march of the utter incompetence we have, the court of appeals found that Alina Habba, remember, our old friend Alina Habba, has been dinged. They said, you know, she was basically appointed to her job as the U.S. aTT in New Jersey. I'm from New Jersey, the U.S. attorney in New Jersey illegally. And so she's been pushed. The appeals court says she's not the U.S. attorney, which means that anything she's done as the U.S. attorney is essentially illegitimate. So now this will go to the Supreme Court. And that's another story. But we have a whole set of these, these people, these incompetents who Trump has put into US Attorney slots around the country. Lindsey Halligan, our other old friend Lindsey Halligan, who also had the same thing. The court last week, was it? Yes.
Joanna
Who knows? Yeah. Last week.
Michael
Yes. Found that she is not, she does not legitimately hold this job. And again, both in Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan, and remember, these are the two women who somehow actually went to law school, but with scant legal careers, who then Trump recruited onto his legal staff. He met Alina Habba at his country club. A fixture. Yes, New Jersey country club. She was a fixture around his, around the pool there. So he hired her as one of his personal attorneys, Lindsey Halligan, I think he met her at the golf club in Palm beach, hired her, and then he would go around proudly saying to people during the campaign, I may not have the best legal team, but I have the hottest, and show the pictures of Lindsay Halligan and Alina Habba heads together on his iPhone. So these are two women who have absolutely no qualifications and could not survive the normal process of being approved for these jobs.
Joanna
Well, and just to go back to Miranda Devine's piece in the New York Post, she also singles out Dan Bongino, the number two to Cash Patel at the FBI and says he's utterly incompetent, too. And then there's an interesting anecdote where Dan Bongino has in fact had to call another member of the FBI who's been yelled at by Kash Patel in an expletive laden tirade, to apologize for Kash Patel.
Michael
I don't think Miranda Devine, who's of a part, who's a columnist for the New York Post, which is all, it's a thing apart from all other columnists and journalists. I mean, she's a New York Post Murdoch apparatchik But she is. That would be if she's writing this. This is coming from somewhere in the Trump administration, but also with the approval of the Murdoch organization. So this is a.
Joanna
Is this a sign to Trump?
Michael
Yes, this is. And this is something you can read into this that something is happening here, that there is internal Trump opposition that is expressing itself or trying to express itself.
Joanna
Okay, that is interesting. All right. In a string of unfathomable pardons of Juan Orlando Hernandez, who is. I'm testing you here. Which country was he? The former president.
Michael
He's the former president of Honduras. And a noted drug smuggler.
Joanna
A noted drug smuggler, I think responsible.
Michael
For actually one of the great drug smugglers of our time.
Joanna
Of our time.
Michael
And our time has had a lot of great drugs.
Joanna
And a specific drug. A specific drug. Largely cocaine. It was a gobsmacking amount.
Michael
It was a lot of cocaine.
Joanna
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Gift the good stuff at Marshalls. And we are back. There are two, there are two issues here. The the rolling issue of Trump and his propensity to pardon any wealthy criminal. And then why this particular wealthy criminal?
Joanna
Because it's worth pointing out he got 45 years sentenced by Merrick or, you know, brought to justice by Merrick garland. Big case. 45 years and an $8 million.
Michael
Let's go back though. I want to trace this through and see if we can intersect with this really exceptional. Among all the exceptional pardons, this one seems to possibly stand out.
Joanna
I don't think it stands out, but it's symbolic of the rest of them. Maybe it's not.
Michael
I don't know. I think it really does stand out. I mean, most of the other ones are, you know, you have a lot of white collar criminals. They stole money, they made money and they, you know, and they, they kind of vaguely move somewhere in the Trump orbit. This is not a white collar crime. This is a criminal who is not only an egregious drug smuggler in a. But it's an administration that hasthat hasthat's full of pride about its ability to stop drug smuggling. Right, okay. But anyway, the whole, the pardon thing, and just to explain how that works, again, which I think is important, is that pardons come to Donald Trump through a process which is, do you have, can you, the person who wants a pardon, carve a path to Donald Trump's influence? So, and that really involves knowing people who know Trump or knowing, knowing people who know people who know Trump with an amount of money. There are no free pardons here.
Joanna
Right.
Michael
With an amount of money that has been passed along the line, you've hired someone to represent you to Donald Trump or to represent you to people who can represent you to Donald Trump. And that filters up in a relatively random way in other administrations. Pardons are a very organized process because no one wants to be accused of pardoning people showing favoritism or.
Joanna
Well, and no one wants to be accused of putting criminals back out on.
Michael
The streets, all of that. Although, although he is not actually in other administrations, they actually pardon, you know, they pardon people who have, who have may have been gone to jail and there would be some extenuating reason or.
Joanna
Low level drug offences. Right. Where people are not thought to be violent.
Michael
There's some anomaly in the process or in their conviction. In Trump's casein the case of Trump's pardons, that's seldom the case. These people have done the deed and Trump has decided for a variety of reasons, it was a political prosecution, some fig leaf rationale. And the real reason is that these people become part of his structural support base. And that means as part of that, they're paying other people who are part of his structural support base.
Joanna
And I feel, I mean, we've had Liz Oyer, who was the Biden administration's pardon attorney on the podcast, on the Daily Beast podcast, two or three times at this point. And she says that so much of this is going under the radar because there are so many other bigger stories. But it's more than a billion dollars that Trump has sort of excused white collar criminals of. There's no need to pay back restitution to the victims. So people, and a lot of these people are in Republican territories too. I mean, I don't.
Michael
No, but the more, I mean, it's egregious. So they are in the Trump business. So he's unlocked a source of cash which doesn't have to come from him or for the government for to Support the people around him.
Joanna
So these are essentially pardon lobbyists. They may or may not be lawyers.
Michael
Yeah, they're just. Yeah, I mean, their pardon. Yes.
Joanna
They just have to whisper to him as he's getting ready to play golf at Bedminster in Palm beach that, you know, or they have, they have to.
Michael
Whisper to other people who can whisper to him. This is a big, this is a big network of people. And actually sort of probably an untold story is the people who pay an enormous amount of money and don't get the pardon because they have paid the wrong person. So you don't know, we could set.
Joanna
Up as garden lobbyists.
Michael
You don't know who exactly the right person to pay is, but you do have to pay someone.
Joanna
But there's something almost childlike in his sort of, or monarch like to sort of pardon people. Right. Didn't.
Michael
Well, it's a funny thing that Jeffrey Epstein had a kind of riff about this because even before Trump became president, he would talk about if Donald became president and the pardon power. Because the pardon power. And Trump has often gone on a. Talked about this as kind of wide eye incredulity. I can pardon anyone. No one can do anything about it if I pardon them. I have absolute power, absolute pardon power. And Epstein had focused on this and said he's going to do that. He loves having these kinds of, this kind of thing. He loves showing the power that he has. And he said it was. He would do it in a childlike way. See, I can do this. I can do this. I can pardon anyone.
Joanna
Well, he can't yet pardon Ghislaine Maxwell. That might be the trigger if he were Toi mean, you're saying, you know, are the Republicans going to rise up against him? I wonder if that would be a moment where people would just say, no, we are not supporting someone who got 20 years for sex trafficking.
Michael
Well, we'll see. I mean, I'm sure that that is the deal that they made. Can he break that deal? What's the peril of that? I don't know. We'll see. But right now. So he's just pardoned someone, this drug trafficker. What is the likelihood that the money that that cost to get this guy a pardon was drug cartel money?
Joanna
Well, Hernandez himself was basically financed by drug cartel money and then he would serve up other cartel leaders to the Americans. He's not a good guy. He's definitely not a good guy. Do we know the results of an election?
Michael
We know that the two conservatives are in the lead. The Trump supported Conservative. And then another, you know, I think like a broadcast, the election is not finished, but the two conservatives are in the lead with the leftists lagging far behind. The Trump supported conservative and then another conservative, but they're neck and neck.
Joanna
And Hernandez is a supporter of the conservatives.
Michael
Hernandez is the, his party. The Trump supported candidate is of his party. Yes.
Joanna
Anyway, it's a crazy, it's an absolutely crazy.
Michael
But the other that he's a bad guy. Almost all of the people Trump has pardoned are actual bad guys. There's not, you can'tyou're not gonna survey all survey this and say, oh, you know, there's a deserving guy. No one would appear to be deserving.
Joanna
Well, and interestingly, the opportunity cost of that is the people who are in jail wrongly who do deserve to be pardoned and who can't get anywhere near even seeing someone for a pardon.
Michael
Yeah, no, I mean, it's a, I.
Joanna
Mean the whole, my point of view, all of the people is corrupted by this.
Michael
No, it's, I mean, the people that Trump has consistently pardoned are wealthy people.
Joanna
Okay, well, he only likes rich people. Talking about rich people, do we want to discuss the New York Times piece on David Sacks, his A.I.
Michael
I do.
Joanna
A.I. advisor. I do, somewhat brilliantly. And this is his act of genius. Managed to get the job as a advisor to the White House and maintain his status as co founder of craft.
Michael
So let's, let's do, let's just go over our thing. We've, we've done the morons, we've done the pardons, and now we're doing the grift.
Joanna
Now we're doing the rich people. Now we're doing the really rich people.
Michael
Yes.
Joanna
My inbox filled up yesterday over this piece and I would say it was split. Half people thought David Sachs was outrageous. The other half thought it was outrageous. The New York Times had gone after him and said, this is why business people do not go into politics, because they don't want this kind of treatment.
Michael
Well, there's a simple answer that is business people should not go into politics. So clearly David Sachs wanted it both ways. I want to go into government and have aand have an influence on the area of business that I am in, but I want to continue in business. So this is also an anomaly. This is, in no other administration would this have been this kind of glaring conflict. This is called a conflict of interest.
Joanna
It is, I agree with you that business people shouldn't go into politics because you need people who've got experience of Creating jobs and creating. Joanna.
Michael
Joanna. But that's, but that's. And there's a long history of business people going into politics. You leave your business.
Joanna
Right.
Michael
Or you leave it, you leave it behind. You have the.
Joanna
Didn't Donald Trump do that when he went in?
Michael
No, he never. He never. So the appearance of a conflict of interest is as damaging as a conflict of interest itself. So on that basis, how you could possibly, in what world justify David Sachs as an example of good government is ridiculous. I mean, let's just put the name on it, put the name on all of these people in the Trump administration who have profited at, at extraordinary levels, David Sachs being one. And in fact, you know, on the campaign, you know, there was a whole thing, hisa whole process in which he ingratiated himself into the campaign holding fundraisers, introducing other people. And remember, David Sachs is in this, you know, in the, you know, the Peter Thiel, elon Musk, the PayPal map out. Yes. You know, a part of the thing. Let's. How do we get JD Vance elect put in as vice president and ultimately president? So this is a whole concerted effort to create a situation favorable for David Sacks and friends.
Joanna
Well, what I think they want, right, his group is they want deregulation. They don't want to be struggling to get.
Michael
They don't want deregulation. They want money.
Joanna
And, well, the way to get money is deregulation.
Michael
Well, I know it might not be if you regulate their competition, they're fine with that. They want deregulation for them. They want a circumstance that benefits them. Not broadly, this, that, the other thing. Them. That's what they want. Money for me.
Joanna
Okay, I've never seen you so worked up about something. All right. I mean, one of the points that a couple of people made to me was that, you know, what they actually want is American tech to dominate, especially in this new round of AI and that that's what will be beneficial to Americans. It will create American jobs. These people are largely creating companies that create American jobs.
Michael
I think that's not true. I think it's naive and I think you should take it back.
Joanna
I'm not going to take it back.
Michael
I mean, they're just.
Joanna
One of the frustrations with the Biden was they weren't business friendly enough.
Michael
Yeah, hello. Of course that was a frustration when you're a business person who, whose incredible, whose gross profits are being made a little less gross. But, you know, this is, I mean, the Biden people took a, I mean, I mean, they seem to me to be also egregious in their tolerance for this. But at least there was some effort to say, hey, these behemoth tech companies ought to be regulated in some way or rationalized.
Joanna
Well, I agree we should regulate, but nobody knows how to do it.
Michael
All right, well, that is not true. American industry, American industry has been regulated. There's all kinds of people who actually know how to do this. I mean, there is resistance to do it. So there's a major difference between not knowing how to do this and resistance to doing it.
Joanna
Okay, fair enough. But then they could have put people in who understood how to do that. Which is what? Not knowing?
Michael
No, no, no, no. You're missing the point. There is that there is. This is a fight, a fundamental fight between people who don't want, who have billions and billions, trillions of dollars and who are fighting regulation and a government bureaucracy, which is the nature of a government bureaucracy who is trying to implement regulation. And that' syou know, that's now appears to be an unequal battle.
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Michael
And we are back inside Trump's head.
Joanna
All right, well, we're moving on. We're moving on to what is happening at the White House itself with the east wing.
Michael
Well, the White House itself is kind of going away. Diminishing.
Joanna
It's diminishing.
Michael
It gets ever smaller as this other thing becomes ever bigger, if only in Donald Trump's imagination.
Joanna
Well, I don't think it's going to be a ballroom anymore. I think he's building it a convention center. I think he's going to hold conventions there. Except he's got to get it built quickly. I mean, they haven't broken ground on it yet because there's a lot of squabbling about what the plans are.
Michael
Yeah, no, I think it. I mean, it'd be interesting. It's kind of an interesting measurement if that east wing with all the stuff hanging out of it, because it's been.
Joanna
Right. All the wires and the concrete posts and everything.
Michael
Yeah, yeah. It's that kind of. Yeah. The Gaza look.
Joanna
Did you just say the Gaza look? Oh, my God, you're so feisty today. I think it's the green sweater. I think it's because the holidays are coming. You're feeling a frisson of hatred for the holidays. You hate the holidays. Oh, of course, of course. Okay, back to the convention center. That is going to dwarf the.
Michael
But I think it will be interesting if that stays, if we just see that truncated east wing, if nothing really replaces it. Because I think he's going to run into problems. And I think it's a measure. The weaker he gets, the more difficult it's going to be. Although he goes around announcing, I can do anything. It's like the pardon thing. And Jeffrey Epstein, I can do anything. I can build anything here. I have all the land, I have all the power. I'm going to do it. And now I'm going to build a. A ballroom. No, I'm not going to build a ballroom anymore. I'm going to build Versailles.
Joanna
Right. It's going to be bigger than a ballroom. Well, and what's so interesting is the architect McCrary is clearly stepping back a little bit. They're all feeling a little nervous. You can tell. And then there was an interesting interview with Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan, with Erin Burnett on CNN. And she asked him why JPMorgan Chase hadn't contributed to the building of the new ballroom. Because we know that lots of American companies have. And he didn't. He stopped short of saying, we are not going to bribe them. He said, well, we've got all sorts of regulations. We can't do things like this. But then what he said was, and there will be other administrations. That is, he can see the future. It's coming at us. And he doesn't want to throw everything in the Trump basket. And it's hard not to believe that people, I mean, I felt the architect was thinking the same thing. I don't want to be the architect who built a convention center on the White House that will crash my business.
Michael
Yeah, no, I'm, you know, again, and this is, I mean, I mean, you can extend this out until everything about this administration. How much do you want to be associated with this? And certainly up until now, the Republicans have been all in.
Joanna
Right.
Michael
And are we now seeing a kind of, you know, people pulling back from this? I mean, that would be the logical, illogical effect of a lame duck presidency.
Joanna
Well, and also they were so giddy with power when they got elected with all three branches of government. And now, especially post the off cycle election, it feels like there's a very quick sobering up of people. By the way, all in the name of David Sacks's podcast.
Michael
Is ours bigger than David Sachs?
Joanna
Well, funny you should ask that, because when I looked at their numbers on YouTube, they were very similar to ours. They've been going much longer than us and they have more subscribers. They've got double the number of subscribers on YouTube. But we started much, much more recent and we seem to have similar numbers in terms of actually people looking at each episode.
Michael
You know, on the campaign trail, there was a lot of the Trump people took particular note of David Sachs's unctiousness around the President. He was a real fawner.
Joanna
Okay. And then they've also a little as lick. You're just feisty. It's the green cardigan. I think Brown has a sobering. Brown has the sobering effect. All right, I do want to talk about Melania because having said in her first term, I fucking hate Christmas. I hate Christmas. She's now embracing Christmas with her be best baubles on the blue and white Christmas tree that they unveiled at the White House today. Thoughts?
Michael
I have no thoughts on this.
Joanna
No thoughts?
Michael
Zero. I mean, it's just this is what, you know, how much was.
Joanna
Would you have a thought if I threw out what the theme is? Home is where heart is. Home is where heart is, but not her heart.
Michael
Yeah, I was just gonna say yes.
Joanna
No. Thoughts?
Michael
No.
Joanna
Have you got your Christmas tree up yet? You know, you have, haven't you? You've got your Christmas tree up already.
Michael
My. My wife and children went to cut the Christmas tree yesterday. I did not go with them.
Joanna
I bet you have real candles, like the Victorian saddle.
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Michael
And it was actually the tree arrived that rained yesterday. So the tree is very wet. So it's standing outside. It will dry off today and then it will be there.
Joanna
Is it a tall tree?
Michael
I haven't looked at it.
Joanna
All right, so we've got some questions for Melania. And again, just reminding you, Michael has an ongoing legal scenario with Melania Trump where he's planning to subpoena her and ask her lots of questions. So if you have questions for the first lady, don't hesitate to put them in our comments on YouTube.
Michael
And remember that I will be in a position to ask her these questions under oath. You'll be under oath or she'll still be under oath.
Joanna
She'll be under oath. Okay. So many people react.
Michael
Well, I guess they'll put me under oath at some point, too.
Joanna
Everybody's under oath. Everybody's under oath. So a lot of people responded to your observation, or perhaps observation isn't the right word, but your comment that Donald Trump, during his first administration at least, was gobbling burgers in his bedroom, which a lot of people think that perhaps. Well, they're curious to know, does Melania do that? So ask Melania what she remember.
Michael
Rem. Remember. They don't, you know, they don't share a bedroom. Everybody understands this, right? The first couple since JFK and Jackie not to share a bedroom.
Joanna
JFK and Jackie didn't share a bedroom.
Michael
Oh, no.
Joanna
Was that because he had back pain?
Michael
Yeah. I mean, and he also had other things going on.
Joanna
Other things going on in his bedroom. All right, so does Melania cook? Did she cook growing up? Do first ladies ever cook anything in the White House? Could that somehow be relevant?
Michael
Yeah, I would be hard pressed to think that that's relevant, but it's. And I would be hard pressed to.
Joanna
Imagine Melania in the kitchen I'm in kitchen now. Kitchen making toast. Okay. Ask Melania, Michael. This is from Patricia 5686. Michael, I recently saw that Melania is starting a film company called Muse. I saw that too. Would you ask her who is bankrolling this for her? Was she thinking you would by threatening to sue you for a billion dollars? Good question. Are you in fact, I am going to be the. Yes, you're going to be her leading investor.
Michael
You think it will be my billion?
Joanna
Do you think David Sachs is investing in Melania's muse?
Michael
Yeah, well, I know that. So they have the Melania documentary which Amazon is supporting. Amazon has paid her $40 million. She gets a big piece of the back end and then she is selling at 10 million a pop corporate sponsorships too. So I don't think that she's having trouble raising money at this, at this point.
Joanna
What form are the corporate sponsorships? Because I'm struggling to understand. Does that just mean I can tell.
Michael
You at the end.
Joanna
Oh, at the end, this movie is brought to you by.
Michael
Well, I don't even know. Probably it may just say with thanks. In other words, how do you give money to the first lady in a. In a way that is not. Not going to send the first lady to jail? Well, I'm a sponsor of this movie. What do I get for that sponsorship? I get my. With thanks from.
Joanna
All of them. Apple, Amazon, Meta, the drug, Palantir, the following drug cartel.
Michael
Yes, and that's what it is. But why are you doing that? Well, because you're buying the theoretical goodwill of the first lady and of her husband then.
Joanna
So Jill Branton wrote in saying please boycott Melania movie and Amazon. But actually I think we want a watch party. Don't we want to expose the movie? Don't we all want to know much more about Melania, not less? I'm very intrigued by that.
Michael
Yeah. No, yeah. No, no, no. I mean, I can't see. Yes, anyway, yes, obviously.
Joanna
I mean she could have sold sponsors for her book because there's nobody thanked in her book. We've made this point before. In fact, you made the point.
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Joanna
Literally nobody is thanked in the Melania book.
Michael
Yes. Ah, but the Melania book appeared before her husband was re elected president. I've always thought that that was one of her. A hedgehog. Why would she have published the book before the election instead of after, when it would have been much more valuable? And I think, well, she thought, you know, he might not get elected, he might not win.
Joanna
Well, I think he thought he might not get elected both times.
Michael
It would have had significantly less value if he had lost and then she published it.
Joanna
So did they buy, did Brett Ratner and Amazon buy the rights to the book to do this, or is it just a completely different version of Melania?
Michael
I don't know. It doesn't. Wouldn't seem to really matter. It's $40 million. I'm sure she's not selling the rights to somebody else, so. Yes.
Joanna
Okay.
Michael
Well, Brett Ratner again. Again, Brett Ratner comes into this because he has a relationship with her publisher, which is a publisher called Skyhorse, which specializes in publishing books that will publish.
Joanna
Like books by RFK Jr.
Michael
Yes, and the whole range. I mean, the guy who runs Skyhorse, a guy by the name of Tony Lyons, has a very kind of novel business model, which is he has recruited all kinds of canceled people and published their books, but he doesn't give advances like other publishers and he pays a royalty rate half as large as other publishers. Brilliant. Why didn't we think of this?
Joanna
Why didn't we think of this? Well, we thought of lots of other things.
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Joanna
I think that's quite a lot for a Tuesday.
Michael
We could go on.
Joanna
We could go on, but I don't think we should because we'll be back on Thursday and we'll be back on Saturday and that's, that's probably enough for all of you. So if you have been, thank you for joining us. Don't forget to subscribe to the Daily Beast podcast. You can join our Bee Beast tier of the Daily Beast community, which is so much fun. You get lots of access to Michael and you get actually extra content, which is kind of fun. You're going to read the names of our new Beast level members.
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What else?
Michael
Devin, Anna and Jesse, as always.
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The Daily Beast Podcast
Host: Joanna Coles
Guest: Michael Wolff
Date: December 3, 2025
This episode dives into the chaotic and controversial landscape of Donald Trump’s latest presidential term, focusing on the influx of unqualified appointees, the increasingly transactional use of presidential pardons, internal Republican dissent, and the cultural circus around the Trump White House. Michael Wolff, drawing on his insider expertise, highlights how Jeffrey Epstein’s warnings about Trump's abuse of the pardon power are playing out and what it all means for the future of the GOP, the administration, and American politics. The conversation is lively, sharp, and often darkly humorous.
"Epstein had focused on this and said he loves showing the power that he has. And he said he would do it in a childlike way." — Michael Wolff [01:29]
Pete Hegseth at Defense: Discussed at length as a symbol of unqualified Trump loyalists being handed extraordinary power.
"We don't want anyone left alive... that is patently a war crime." — Michael Wolff [10:25]
“I would not have wanted that. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.” — Trump, quoted by Joanna [13:01]
Kash Patel: Under fire in conservative media, with the New York Post publishing critiques intended for Trump’s eyes. He and others—like Dan Bongino—are portrayed as dangerously out of their depth.
Alina Habba & Lindsey Halligan: Trump’s legally embattled, underqualified attorneys, hired more for their appearance or social ties than credentials.
"I may not have the best legal team, but I have the hottest." — Anecdote recounted by Michael [21:12]
"It feels like there are the green shoots of that." — Joanna [18:52]
"There are no free pardons here." — Michael [30:49]
"Among all the exceptional pardons, this one seems to possibly stand out." — Michael [29:22]
"This is called a conflict of interest." — Michael [39:13]
"They don't want deregulation. They want money." — Michael [41:10]
"No, I'm not going to build a ballroom anymore. I'm going to build Versailles." — Michael [48:25]
"Having said in her first term, I fucking hate Christmas. I hate Christmas. She's now embracing Christmas..." — Joanna [51:24]
On Trump’s Appointees:
“Never before in the history of the American presidency have there been so many inexperienced people. They're not just inexperienced, they're complete fools.” — Michael [15:49]
On Pardons as Transaction:
“In Trump’s case... these people become part of his structural support base. And that means as part of that, they’re paying other people who are part of his structural base.” — Michael [32:02]
On the GOP's Dilemma:
"Somewhere in the engine room of a party's self interest... a consensus has to arise that says this can't go on anymore. I don't yet see that, but maybe it's there." — Michael [18:08]
On Melania’s Turnaround:
“Home is where heart is, but not her heart.” — Joanna [51:41]
Joanna and Michael mix sharp critique with absurdist humor, skewering the incompetence and scandal swirling around the Trump administration. Their banter—touching on everything from fashion to the mechanics of presidential grift—keeps the conversation buoyant even through serious topics like war crimes, systemic corruption, and the breakdown of American governance.
This episode paints a vivid picture of an administration increasingly at odds with itself and the American political system. The warnings of unchecked executive power, voiced years earlier by Jeffrey Epstein, have been realized through a culture of grift, shocking pardons, and unqualified appointments—now, seemingly, with cracks emerging in the Republican wall that has long protected Trump’s excesses.
This summary is designed for listeners seeking a thorough yet entertaining digest of the episode’s major themes, developments, and behind-the-scenes drama.