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Amazon One Medical Announcer (0:00)
Amazon One Medical presents painful thoughts.
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (0:04)
Do they ever actually clean the ball pit at these kids play gyms? Or is my kid just swimming in a vat of bacteria catching whatever cootie of the day is breeding in there? A cootie that'll probably take down our whole family.
Amazon One Medical Announcer (0:19)
Luckily, with Amazon One Medical 24. 7 Virtual Care, you can get checked out for whatever ball pittitis you've contracted. Amazon One Medical Healthcare just got less painful.
Bombas Comfort Line Announcer (0:30)
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Mint Mobile Announcer (1:00)
Well, the holidays have come and gone once again, but if you've forgotten to get that special someone in your life a gift, well, Mint Mobile is extending their holiday offer of half off unlimited wireless. So here's the idea. You get it now, you call it an early present for next year.
Joanna Coles (1:15)
What do you have to lose?
Mint Mobile Announcer (1:16)
Give it a try@mintmobile.com Switch limited time.
Mint Mobile Pricing Announcer (1:20)
50% off regular price for new customers. Upfront payment required $45 for 3 months, $90 for 6 month or $180 for 12 month plan taxes and fees. Extra speeds may slow after 50 gigabytes per month when network is busy.
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (1:29)
See Terms if you are close enough to the President. It doesn't matter if you are a drug trafficker. It doesn't matter if you're a child rapist. It doesn't matter if you're a dictator. If you're close to him, then you don't have anything to worry about. But if you are on the opposite side of him, that's when you become a bad person. And you may not even be a criminal. It is crazy to have such a brazen criminal running the United States. And that's exactly who he is. He's a brazen criminal.
