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Ronny Chieng (1:04)
From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily show with your host, Ronnie J. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Roy Chang. We got so much to talk about tonight. The house throws an Epstein release party. Leslie Jones stops by to rolls air travel, and American politics has finally gotten too crazy for even Marjorie Taylor Greene. So let's kick things off with another installment of the very normal and not shady handling of the Epstein files.
Donald Trump Impressionist (1:55)
It's pretty boring, Stu.
Ronny Chieng (1:59)
We've learned a lot in the last week about the monsters that Jeffrey Epstein surrounded himself with. But let's not forget he also surrounded himself with total losers. Harvard professor and former treasury secretary under Bill Clinton, Larry Summers. On Monday night, Summers said he is stepping back from public commitments after messages between him and Epstein were released where he asked the sex offender for advice.
Donald Trump Impressionist (2:22)
About pursuing a young woman he described as his mentee.
Ronny Chieng (2:25)
And Epstein described himself as Summer's wingman.
Sponsor Voice (2:30)
Wow.
Ronny Chieng (2:31)
Really? I can't believe this guy needed help getting laid. Why are you asking Jeffrey Epstein to be your wingman? You are the president of Harvard. Larry Summers just asked Harvard to do a study on how to make you. And by the way, Larry Summers is married. But he's all over these emails asking Epstein about girls like he just got his first pube. On March 16, 2019, Somers wrote. We talked on phone. I said, what are you up to? She said, I'm busy. I said, awfully coy you are. Tone was not of good feeling. Tone was not of good feeling. Awfully coy you are. Here's a tip on girls they don't like guys who talk like Yoda. And if you're wondering, when did Larry Summers stop emailing Jeffrey Epstein about women? The answer is up until he couldn't. In June of 2019, Summers asked Epstein about the chances of getting, quote, horizontal with a woman. Epstein responded that Summers needed to play the long game. Epstein was arrested soon after. Yeah, I kind of actually feel a little bad for Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, the walls are closing in on him at this point, and he still has to teach this dork game. It's like texting. It's hot to talk, hiding from feds, keep negging. But Epstein emails are just a gross appetizer. Here everyone is still waiting for the disgusting main course, the DOJ's Epstein files. For months, Trump has done everything he can to prevent the release of these files. He's tried persuading Republicans not to vote for it. Then he tried threatening them. Then he tried pointing up at the sky and going, whoa, what's over there? What is that? But nobody looked. Except for Tommy Tuberville, who is actually still looking. But when it became clear that the House was gonna ignore Trump and vote to release the Epstein files anyway, Trump backtracked and said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do that. That's also what I want. Which is why today, the vote passed unanimously. Almost in a rare show of unity, the vote was 427 to 1. Louisiana Republican Congressman Clay Higgins, the only member voting against this bill. Okay, does Clay Higgins represent the 3rd congressional district of Epstein Island? Who even is this guy? Oh, Okay, that makes sense. Now, I believe this is a guy who would vote to block the Epstein files. I mean, he doesn't need the DOJ to release them. He's just gonna steal them from Indiana Jones later. But aside from him, all the House Republicans voted against Trump. Even his most ardent supporter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Georgia representative and woman who just started taking her meds. Trump was so mad, he called her a traitor this weekend, and I bet that got her back in line.
