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Trevor Noah (2:33)
You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. Let's jump straight into the big news, which is the only one that anybody's talking about. It's Russia's invasion of Ukraine. And so on today's episode, that's all we're gonna be covering. The invasion, the international resistance, Ukraine's resistance, which has been amazing. And then our guest on the show actually serves on President Biden's Security Council and has dealt with Russia directly. So everything on the show today is all about Russia's invasion. In many ways, Russia has invaded our show. So let's do this. It has been four days since Russian troops rolled into neighboring Ukraine, touching off the largest European conflict since World War II. Or when Harry and Meghan left the Royals. So let's do it, people. Let's catch up on all the latest developments in our newest segment, the war in Ukraine. As the pandemic started winding down, people all across the world have been thinking about what they're gonna do as the world opens up. You know, spend more time with family, find a better work life, balance. Stitch all your old masks together into a giant mask and then use that as a comfort blanket. But Vladimir Putin clearly had very different post pandemic plans, invading a sovereign country. And, you know, for years, people have said that Russia might invade Ukraine because it's always been Putin's wet dream to reunite the Soviet Union. You know, sort of the same way Disney wants to tie all of its franchises together. Yeah. Now Mickey is fighting Thanos. I mean, it's weird, but profitable. So, yeah, Putin has done the unthinkable. And in response, almost every nation around the world has gone, yo, my man, that is not cool. Much of the world is trying to
