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Trevor Noah
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Desi Lydic
As you should know, March is Women's History Month. The month. That's right. The month when all historic female heroes drink for free. For more on this, we're joined by our senior gender issues correspondent, Desi Lydic, everybody. Desi, what is. What does Women's History Month mean to you?
Well, Trevor, during this month, I like to celebrate the stories of impressive women that have been overlooked. It's not history. It's history. Took me forever to come up with that.
You know, Desi, I. I honestly have learned so much already this month about women who have done great things in history.
Okay, yeah, but you see, everyone pays attention to the women who did great things. But no one speaks about women who did bad things. For example, everyone's heard of Benedict Arn. He was the general who betrayed America during the revolution. The greatest treason in our history up until Tristan Thompson. But you probably haven't heard of Benedict's wife, Peggy Shippen Arnold. Now, she was actually the one who encouraged him to turn on America and help plan his treason with British officials. You know, it's like they say, the couple that betrays together stays together. And there is nothing hotter than treason sex.
Trust me, I don't even know what that means, but that is really fascinating, Desi. I had no idea about the role that she played.
No, of course you didn't. You're a man. I didn't know either. I saw it on his Snapple cap at lunch today.
That's a weird Snapple cap.
Yeah, here's another one. We all know who Alexander the Great was. The ruthless king, bloodthirsty conqueror, sideburns aficionado. But he only got to do all of that because of a woman. His mom, Queen Olympias. She wanted her son to be king so bad, she had her husband and his other wife assassinated. She said so her child could have a better life. Like a Macedonian Aunt Becky. You know, actually, Olympias inspired me to break into my son's school and destroy the other kids science projects. Sorry someone trashed your volcano, Timmy, but I, too, am raising a king.
Desi, you. You can't break into a school and vandalize children's homework.
Oh, wow, Trevor. You're gonna tell a woman what she can and cannot do with.
Wait, no, no, no, no. What you did was a crime.
Well, you know. You know what else used to be a crime? Women voting.
Dulce Sloan
Huh?
Desi Lydic
Right, ladies?
Dulce Sloan
Yeah.
Desi Lydic
But you know what? I'm glad you brought up crime, because women can do that, too. People always talk about machine Gun Kelly, one of the most notorious gangsters during Prohibition, but nobody's ever heard of his wife, Catherine Kelly. She helped him sell. She helped plan his kidnappings. She even gave him the gun he was named after. You know, before her, everyone called him Finger Guns Kelly.
Wow, this is really fascinating. You're opening my eyes. Like, even when it comes to bad things, we tend to erase the contributions of women from history.
Yeah, and it's still happening today. Just look at Facebook. Fake news, scandals, helping Russia spread propaganda. They even sold all her dick pics to Steve Bannon. And every time something goes wrong, people blame Mark Zuckerberg. But there's COO Sheryl Sandberg deserves just as much credit. Everyone's dragging his name through the mud. I am so sick of people refusing to say something bad about women on the Internet.
Desi, it almost sounds like you admire these bad women.
I admire all women, but there is one woman I admire above all. She is my number one evil heroine. I mean, I guess heroin's the number one evil heroine, but this lady comes close. Trevor, when you think of pirates, you think of Blackbeard, Captain Kidd, or whoever's Decaptain now. But the most successful pirate of all time was actually a woman. Zheng Yi Sao. In the 1800s, she had 80,000 sailors, 1500 ships, and took more pirate fortune than Johnny Depp's lawyers. But get this. When the Chinese navy finally caught her, she talked her way out of jail, got amnesty, and then opened a boom. She went from being a criminal tyrant to a legal casino owner, a move historians call the reverse Donald Trump. So remember, everyone, Women's History Month isn't just about breaking the glass ceiling. It's also about throwing someone through it and getting away with it.
Dulce Sloan, everybody. Dulce.
Dulce Sloan
Hello.
Desi Lydic
Happy Women's History Month.
Dulce Sloan
Happy? It would be happier if you got me a gift.
Desi Lydic
Well, another one. I just got you a gift for Black History Month.
Dulce Sloan
Yeah, because I'm black in February and in March, I'm a woman.
Desi Lydic
Oh, no. But that's not fair. Okay, so then when do I get a gift?
Dulce Sloan
In April. Cause you're a fool anyway. Trevor, have you ever wondered why women don't get the historic credit they deserve?
Desi Lydic
Uh, sexism?
Dulce Sloan
Statues. Trevor, women don't have as many statues as men. In fact, nationwide, only 8% of outdoor statues are of women.
Desi Lydic
Wow. How did you know that statistic?
Dulce Sloan
I drink Snapple. I read. What? Internet. Come on, dawg. And I've seen it for myself. I was walking through Central park the other day under duress. And I saw statues of Alexander Hamilton, Christopher Columbus, William Shakespeare. All famous men from history. When it comes to women, there's only two statues in Central Park. Alice in Wonderland and Mother Goose, which makes no damn sense. Alice is just a white girl who took Molly. And why does Mother Goose get a statue? All she did was a goose.
Desi Lydic
I don't think that's right.
Dulce Sloan
Fine, she made love to a goose.
Desi Lydic
No, that's all right.
Dulce Sloan
Okay.
Desi Lydic
Anyway, Dulce, I'm lost. How does having more statues help?
Dulce Sloan
Because, Trevor, statues help us remember history. When you walk past the statue and you're like, oh, yeah, MLK did have a dream. Thomas Jefferson was a complicated individual. And when you don't honor women the same way you honor men, you're leaving them out of history.
Desi Lydic
That's true, that's true.
Dulce Sloan
Well.
Desi Lydic
Well, at least. At least women have the Statue of Liberty. That's one of the most famous statues in the world.
Dulce Sloan
That doesn't count. We need statues of real women, not some giant French bitch holding an ice cream. No, someone like Toni Morrison, the first black woman to win the Nobel Prize for Literature. Or someone like Frances Perkins, the first woman appointed to a presidential cabinet. Or someone like Beyonce, the first woman to be Beyonce. Why doesn't she have a statue? I mean, she's already standing like a statue. She's ready. This.
Desi Lydic
This is actually a great idea. But. But I hope you understand building thousands of statues is of women is gonna be difficult. I mean, statues are expensive. You know, this is gonna be a project that's gonna take a lot of time.
Dulce Sloan
Oh, I've already done it, Trevor.
Jackie Speier
What?
Dulce Sloan
I've designed one statue to symbolize all women. Their power, their beauty, their mystique. A flawless avatar of womanhood that anyone can look at and see themselves.
Desi Lydic
Dulce, that. That's a statue of you.
Dulce Sloan
Oh, Trevor, I'm touched that you can see me in that art.
Desi Lydic
No, it's literally you. It has your name on it. And also, why are you holding a baby? You don't have kids.
Dulce Sloan
That baby symbolizes America. Okay, which women have been carrying for far too long. Awful. Nah, I'm kidding. This Idris Elba's baby. Cause that's some history I wanna make.
Desi Lydic
Don't say slow to everybody.
I know a lot of men might think women's history doesn't affect them, but it turns out women throughout history have invented some of men's favorite things. For example, Trevor, what's the number one thing that men can't live without? I'll give you a hint. It starts with A B. You whip him out during spring break.
Boobs.
Beer?
Yeah, beer. No, no. Boobs is a brand of South African beer. That's.
Okay. Well, beer is a $530 billion industry, mostly thanks to men. And who can blame them for loving beer with all those macho ads full of sexy women desperate to have sexy sex. Ooh, grandpa, your Social Security check is so big. But it turns out Mesopotamian women were the ones who invented this man juice. Wait, Sorry. No, that doesn't sound right. This man fluid. Yeah, that's better. But it's true. Seven thousand years ago, beer was considered a gift from a goddess, and only women were entrusted with making it. Which is why I no longer pay for beer when I go out. You know, instead of signing my bar tab, I just write, you're welcome.
That's actually a really cool thing. I mean, not you stealing drinks, but the invention of beer.
Yeah. No, and that's not all. A woman helped create one of the things men think they can do when they're drunk. Kung fu. Society has always told us that it's meant for men and pandas, but guess what? Bruce Lee, the most famous kung fu er of all time, got his whole style of kung fu from a woman. In the 1700s, a nun by the name of Ng Moy developed her method after teaching a female student how to fight off a creepy guy. You know, these days you can just swipe left, but back then, you had to literally swipe left.
That's. Yeah. That's so amazing.
Dulce Sloan
Wow.
Desi Lydic
I. I didn't know all of these things. Gotta love about Women's History Month. Like, I didn't know that a nun helped invent kung fu.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's not that crazy nuns are badass. Remember that nun in the 90s who took down one of Reno's biggest mobsters? And she still had time to teach her choir some Motown classics.
Isn't. Isn't that Sister Act?
Yeah, it's my favorite documentary. And speaking of fighting, it was this woman, Liza Meitner, who discovered nuclear fission.
I'm sorry, Desi? Nuclear fission? What is that?
Oh, my God. Seriously, Trevor, you don't know what nuclear fission is? I mean, everyone knows it's when you fission the nuclear.
Jackie Speier
Yo.
Desi Lydic
Whatever. The point is, her discovery of nuclear fission became the basis for all nuclear weapons. So without her, there are no nuclear bombs. And without nuclear bombs, world leaders would have no way of proving how big their dicks are. Listen, fellas, the next time you're butt chugging a PBR or start a Bar fight or drop a nuke. Remember all of the women who made it possible and honor them by not doing any of that dumb shit in the first place.
Desi Lydick, everyone.
Dulce Sloan
Hello, friends. Today is February 29, which is Leap day and black women's history day. And if you don't know that, it's because I just made it up. Why? Because the rest of February is taken. Dr. King gets two weeks, the presidents get a three day weekend, and they even give a day to a groundhog. What the hell is a groundhog? That's not like. Is that even a real animal? Are we sure? Isn't it just a big ass guinea pig with a good publicist? So I'm claiming Febunar. So I'm claiming February 29th for us. Yay. Why only one day every four years? Because you account for, you know, the wage gap and your mom and them. You know, the math works out okay? Trust me, I carry the four and everything. But the day is almost over, so let's celebrate some black women as fast as we can. Okay, throw a clock on the screen. Wait, no, that's. That looks like a shot clock. This ain't the NBA. No, make it historical it. Is that a cuckoo clock? Are you trying to say black women are crazy? The nerve. The unmitigated girl. Okay, just put up any clock. Oh, hey, sis. Okay, I like her. She's black and she looks like she don't take no shit from nobody. Okay, let's celebrate some black women. Start the clock. Okay. Shirley Chisholm, incredible congresswoman. Chiseled her way into history by being the first black woman to run for president for a major party in 1972. She spent 14 years in Congress representing Brooklyn. And I mean Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Spike Lee Brooklyn, not Lena Dunham Brooklyn. If you thought Biggie had a tough time making money, imagine going door to door in bed style, asking for campaign contributions. Donations Raise money. Donations Raise money. Y'all was off beat. It's all right. Listen. Next, Dr. Shirley Jackson. Ooh, another Shirley. The first black woman to earn a doctorate from mit. She helped innovate touch tone phones, portable fax machines and caller id. She's the only reason long distance relationships work. So every time you use your phone, pour a little WI Fi out for your girl, Shirley. Next up, Missy Elliott for proving that black women can make a hit song while singing forwards and backwards. It's your son of whipping you in the act is how you say that. Missy, we salute you. You salute we, Missy. See, that's backwards. Okay, look at your girl. All right, I'm doing it. Next. Okay, we got an auntie in the White House. Yes. Ms. Kamala Harris. First female VP and one bad bike ride away from being president. Listen, I'm just saying, if Huffy Bikes really wanted a female president, Loosen some chains at the factory. Y'all could make history. Help us this out. Come on. Next. Mae Jemison, the first black woman in space in 1992. What took so long? And that makes sense. Cause in the 90s, black people were doing whatever they could to get the farthest away from the lapd. So you saying I could go to outer space? Why these cops stay on Earth? Oh, I'mma take it. I'mma take it. Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. And the most amazing thing is that she came back. That's never a guarantee, but, girl, why? There's a black woman on family matters that went upstairs and never came back down again. Next. Lisa Leslie, a basketball legend who. Who was the first woman to dunk in the NBA. That's right, she can dunk. Which is way more impressive, because when women do it, we do it with titties. Slows you down. She changed the game like me every time I play uno with my 5 year old nephew. Draw 4. Draw 17. Uno. Ha. In your face, Declan. Next. Hey, it's my mommy. Hey, everybody. Look at my mama. She's out there every day, giving, serving, loving. And I mean literally mothering me. Literally mothering. And, you know, she made me. You're welcome. You know what? That's not bad. I'm surprised I was able to cover that many people. That's okay.
Trevor Noah
You know, we can celebrate even more Black women in 2028.
Desi Lydic
So.
Dulce Sloan
There'S not gonna be an Earth then?
Trevor Noah
Dulce Sloane, everybody.
Desi Lydic
Being a woman can cost you, apparently, an average of $1,400 a year, thanks to gender price discrimination.
If you're a woman, just about everything cost you more than similar products marketed for men.
It's called the Pink tax. I needed to investigate by testing some products, but I wasn't going to fall victim to price discrimination by actually paying for them. Two razors. One blue, one pink. Otherwise identical. Does the pink one give a silkier shave? Only one way to find out. What? I'm a full time working mom. What do you expect? They're exactly the same. Could this be an isolated case? I continued my investigation. We need a patriarchy cleanup in aisle 13. Two painkillers, one marketed for lady cramps. Question is, which is More effective. Just as I thought. Same active ingredient. This is bullshit. Why do products cost more for women than men?
Jackie Speier
Well, classic marketing strategy is what they call shrink it and pink it.
Desi Lydic
Oh, yeah, I had that surgery.
Jackie Speier
That's not what we're talking about in this case. What we're saying is the company will take the basic version they made for everyone and then market that towards women. They'll make it smaller, they'll make it pink.
Desi Lydic
Yeah, same thing.
Jackie Speier
Basic Economics 101. It goes right to their bottom line.
Desi Lydic
Yeah, I mean, that's the whole point of the surgery went to my bottom line. But there's one lawmaker, Congresswoman Jackie Speier, who's been fighting gender discrimination for over 20 years.
Jackie Speier
Get rid of the gender tax. Women, on the average, pay $5 more for a haircut than does a man.
Desi Lydic
They should be paying you to get those haircuts. But that's not the point.
Jackie Speier
The pink tax is an insidious institution in America. And mind you, women are still making 80 cents for every dollar earned by a man to do the same job. And if you're a woman of color, you're making even less money.
Desi Lydic
I ran the numbers and overcharged plus underpaid equals the square root of what the upper. So unfair. It's like when someone has blue eyes, everyone falls in love with them. But you get pink eye once and suddenly you're kicked out of your neighbor's hot tub. It's 3 o'clock in the morning. What are they gonna use it for? Women aren't just getting discriminated against with goods, but with services as well.
Jackie Speier
Haircuts, tailoring, dry cleaning.
Desi Lydic
Research has shown women pay more than men 42% of the time. In fact, a recent study shows it starts from the you were born until the day you die. As displayed in some of these products we have with us today in a game we call party four. $34 to $44. Oh, great. So while your little girl is learning how to walk, she'll also learn how to navigate the system that's exploiting her. Sorry.
Jackie Speier
These are two children's snorkels.
Desi Lydic
884, 16, 22 for the pink. So women literally have to pay more to. Breathe. Sorry.
Jackie Speier
28 women's diapers for $15.98. But the men get 32 diapers for the same amount of money.
Desi Lydic
This is why I stopped pooping. And just like me, this system is full of shit. How can women afford to live in this world?
Jackie Speier
If the man's version is cheaper, then just buy that one?
Desi Lydic
Yeah, sure. If you think about it, it's just one extra step and a series of extra steps that women take every day to thrive in a man's world. Like how we get up a little extra early every morning to put on an outfit that looks professional yet accessible, but not too accessible because we don't want to be taken advantage of. Or how we walk an extra five blocks to work so that we can avoid the construction zone because men like to tell us to smile more. Then when we get to work, we want to make our voices heard, but in a way that's helpful and strong without being overbearing or shrill. You know, we do all of this without even an ounce of resentment because resentment causes wrinkles and society does not value aging women. Is there a men's wrinkle cream that you can recommend?
Jackie Speier
Yes, there are several.
Desi Lydic
I'm sure it costs less.
Jackie Speier
Maybe a little.
Desi Lydic
There's gotta be a better solution.
Jackie Speier
I'm introducing the Pink Tax Repeal Act. We have got to get the federal government to protect women from this gross discrimination.
Desi Lydic
That's right. Speier is ready to give the Pink Tax some blue balls. But why stop there?
Jackie Speier
I think there has to be an outrage. Women should say, why is this more? This is discrimination. I'm going to call corporate.
Desi Lydic
Got it. Be outraged. Make our voices heard. Take it into our own hands. Until the repeal the Pink Tax act gets passed, I'm gonna make up for all the shit we've already paid for with the help of my little pink friend. Perfect. Giving women their money back one item at a time. We'll call it Desi Dick Taps. Strong enough for a man, but priced just for her.
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition - "TDS Time Machine | Women's History Month" Summary
Release Date: March 1, 2025
Host: Trevor Noah, with contributions from Desi Lydic and Dulce Sloan
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts and Paramount Podcasts
In the "TDS Time Machine | Women's History Month" episode of The Daily Show: Ears Edition, host Trevor Noah, along with senior gender issues correspondent Desi Lydic and guest Dulce Sloan, delves into the multifaceted contributions of women throughout history. Celebrating Women's History Month, the trio explores both the celebrated and often overlooked roles women have played, weaving humor with insightful commentary to highlight the complexities of gender dynamics in historical and contemporary contexts.
The episode opens with Desi Lydic emphasizing the importance of recognizing women who have significantly impacted history but remain underappreciated.
Desi Lydic [00:34]: "During this month, I like to celebrate the stories of impressive women that have been overlooked."
Lydic critiques the tendency to focus solely on women's positive contributions while neglecting those who may have played controversial or negative roles. She cites historical figures such as Peggy Shippen Arnold, who influenced her husband Benedict Arnold's betrayal during the American Revolution, underscoring how women's actions have shaped pivotal historical events.
Desi Lydic [00:53]: "Everyone pays attention to the women who did great things. But no one speaks about women who did bad things."
The discussion extends to Queen Olympias, mother of Alexander the Great, highlighting her ruthless pursuit of power which led to her husband’s assassination to secure her son's ascent to the throne.
Desi Lydic [01:47]: "Olympias inspired me to break into my son's school and destroy the other kids' science projects."
Desi further explores the hidden influences of women associated with notorious men, such as Catherine Kelly, the wife of Machine Gun Kelly. She attributes her husband's infamy partly to Catherine's active role in his criminal endeavors.
Desi Lydic [02:51]: "Catherine Kelly... helped sell. She helped plan his kidnappings. She even gave him the gun he was named after."
This segment underscores the broader narrative of women's contributions to both commendable and nefarious aspects of history, challenging the often one-dimensional portrayal of female figures.
Transitioning to more unconventional historical figures, Desi Lydic introduces listeners to Zheng Yi Sao, the most successful female pirate of all time. With a fleet of 1500 ships and 80,000 sailors, Zheng Yi Sao's strategic prowess and eventual transition to a legitimate businesswoman exemplify the resilience and adaptability of women leaders.
Desi Lydic [04:52]: "Zheng Yi Sao... took more pirate fortune than Johnny Depp's lawyers."
Her ability to negotiate amnesty and transform her life post-piracy is likened humorously to a "reverse Donald Trump," highlighting the unpredictable paths women have navigated throughout history.
Dulce Sloan takes center stage to shed light on influential Black women who have shaped various facets of society. She introduces notable figures such as:
Shirley Chisholm: The first Black woman to run for president for a major party in 1972 and a dedicated congresswoman representing Brooklyn.
Dulce Sloan [16:45]: "Shirley Chisholm... chiseled her way into history by being the first black woman to run for president for a major party in 1972."
Dr. Shirley Jackson: The first Black woman to earn a doctorate from MIT, instrumental in developing touch-tone phones, portable fax machines, and caller ID.
Dulce Sloan [17:00]: "Dr. Shirley Jackson... she's the only reason long-distance relationships work."
Missy Elliott: Renowned for her innovative contributions to music, proving that Black women can create hits with complex structures.
Dulce Sloan [17:20]: "Missy Elliott for proving that black women can make a hit song while singing forwards and backwards."
Kamala Harris: The first female Vice President and a prominent figure poised for future presidential aspirations.
Dulce Sloan [17:50]: "Ms. Kamala Harris... the first female VP and one bad bike ride away from being president."
Mae Jemison: The first Black woman in space, symbolizing groundbreaking achievements in STEM fields.
Dulce Sloan [18:00]: "Mae Jemison, the first black woman in space in 1992."
Lisa Leslie: A basketball legend who became the first woman to dunk in the NBA, challenging gender norms in sports.
Dulce Sloan [18:10]: "Lisa Leslie, the first woman to dunk in the NBA... which is way more impressive."
Sloan's vibrant portrayal celebrates these women’s achievements while infusing humor to engage listeners.
Desi Lydic shifts the conversation to a pressing contemporary issue: the Pink Tax, which refers to the higher prices often charged for products marketed towards women compared to identical or similar products for men. Through a comedic yet incisive investigation, she highlights the everyday economic disadvantages women face.
Desi Lydic [18:29]: "If you're a woman, just about everything costs you more than similar products marketed for men."
She conducts practical tests by comparing products such as razors and painkillers:
Razors: Identical razors marketed in blue and pink were priced differently despite having no functional differences.
Desi Lydic [18:35]: "Two razors. One blue, one pink. Otherwise identical."
Painkillers: Comparing painkillers marketed for "lady cramps" versus generic versions revealed price discrepancies.
Desi Lydic [19:46]: "Two painkillers, one marketed for lady cramps. Question is, which is more effective."
The investigation culminates in a critique of corporate marketing strategies that exploit gender differences for profit, emphasizing the systemic nature of such discrimination.
In a pivotal segment, Desi Lydic engages with Congresswoman Jackie Speier, a longstanding advocate against gender discrimination, to discuss legislative measures aimed at abolishing the Pink Tax.
Jackie Speier [20:17]: "Get rid of the gender tax. Women, on the average, pay $5 more for a haircut than does a man."
Speier introduces the Pink Tax Repeal Act, advocating for federal protection against gender-based price discrimination. The dialogue highlights the pervasive nature of the Pink Tax, affecting everything from personal care products to essential services like dry cleaning.
Jackie Speier [20:24]: "The pink tax is an insidious institution in America... women are still making 80 cents for every dollar earned by a man to do the same job."
Desi extends the conversation by illustrating the cumulative financial burden on women, likening it to everyday struggles and societal expectations.
Desi Lydic [21:04]: "Women literally have to pay more to breathe."
The exchange underscores the urgent need for collective action and legislative reform to address and eliminate gender-based economic disparities.
Wrapping up the episode, Desi Lydic and Jackie Speier advocate for heightened awareness and proactive measures to combat the Pink Tax, encouraging women to voice their frustrations and demand equitable treatment. Trevor Noah concludes by reinforcing the importance of acknowledging and celebrating women's historical and ongoing contributions across all spheres.
Desi Lydic [23:24]: "Got it. Be outraged. Make our voices heard."
This episode effectively balances humor with critical social commentary, providing listeners with both entertainment and education on the significant yet often unrecognized roles women have played—and continue to play—in shaping history and modern society.
Historical Recognition: Women's roles in both commendable and controversial historical events are often underrepresented.
Black Women's Contributions: Highlighting influential Black women reveals the diverse and impactful roles they have played in various fields.
Economic Disparities: The Pink Tax exemplifies ongoing gender-based economic discrimination, necessitating legislative action.
Advocacy and Reform: Legislative efforts, such as the Pink Tax Repeal Act, are crucial in addressing systemic gender inequalities.
Notable Quotes:
Desi Lydic [00:34]: "During this month, I like to celebrate the stories of impressive women that have been overlooked."
Desi Lydic [02:51]: "Catherine Kelly... helped sell. She helped plan his kidnappings. She even gave him the gun he was named after."
Dulce Sloan [17:00]: "Dr. Shirley Jackson... she's the only reason long-distance relationships work."
Desi Lydic [18:35]: "Two razors. One blue, one pink. Otherwise identical."
Jackie Speier [20:17]: "Get rid of the gender tax. Women, on the average, pay $5 more for a haircut than does a man."
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the key discussions and insights from the "TDS Time Machine | Women's History Month" episode, providing a thorough overview for those who haven't listened while maintaining the engaging and informative essence of The Daily Show: Ears Edition.