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Thursday Night Football is on, and it's.
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Only on Prime Video.
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That is unbelievable.
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This week, the Bills stampede into Houston to meet the Texans in a showdown under the lights. Are you kidding me with this catch?
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Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with football's best party, TNF.
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Tonight presented by Verizon. Not a Prime member, Not a problem. Simply sign up for a 30 day free trial. It's the Bills and the Texans Thursday.
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At 7pm Eastern, only on Prime Video. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com amazonprime for details.
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When cool, creamy ranch meets tangy, bold buffalo, the whole is greater than the sum of its sauce. Say howdy, partner. To new buffalo ranch sauce only at McDonald's for a limited time at participating McDonald's. You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily show with your host.
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Roy Chang. We got so much to talk about tonight. You can upload your grandma to the cloud now. Someone paid for expediter shipping on the Epstein files. And Trump and MBS do hand stuff. So let's get into the headlines. Yesterday was a big day at the White House because Donald Trump got to have a play date with Mohammed bin Salman, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, an all around great guy who definitely doesn't hold a grudge. And I, Ronny Chag, have no problems with. And the two of them couldn't keep Trump's hand off each other.
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We work with all presidents.
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Does Trump blow them all away? Son of the.
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Leave Mr. President.
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And Trump doesn't give a fist pump. I grabbed that hand. I don't give a hell where that hand's been. I grabbed that hand.
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What the hell was that? That was the worst handshake I've ever seen. That was like the 911 of handshakes. And once again, Saudi Arabia is involved. Okay, and Trump, why are you wondering where his hand has been? You're the one whose hand is decomposing.
