The Worst Bachelor Party Prank of All-Time | Postgame Show

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show – “The Worst Bachelor Party Prank of All-Time | Postgame Show”

Date: August 6, 2026
Location: Live from the Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Host: Dan Le Batard
Episode Theme:
A chaotic, comedic deep-dive into bachelor party pranks, poll results, and pop culture oddities — all through the unique lens of Dan Le Batard and his crew.

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Overview

In this lively postgame episode, Dan and his team—Juju, Tony, and Tashay—riff on the absurdities of bachelor party culture, bad pranks, and poll hot takes. The group relishes in the humor and shock value of the worst bachelor party prank ever heard, debates fake lottery ticket stunts, and runs through a rapid-fire round of their signature quirky poll results, peppered with jokes, pop culture references, and banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Thursday Thunder with Juju: WNBA Betting Tips

• [01:36] Juju kicks off the show with “Thursday Thunder,” hyping up his picks for the night’s WNBA games:
  • Kelsey Mitchell to score over 23.5 points against the Aces.
    “True. Number one, Kelsey Mitchell the number one over there, if you don't know…” — Juju [02:01]
  • Aaliyah Boston for over 3.5 assists
    “Great playmaker in the league…” — Juju [02:41]
  • Nyara Sabally to exceed 12.5 points
    “You got a real dog in the building.” — Juju [02:51]
• Tony and Dan jovially back up Juju’s picks:
  “Lock it in, lock it in. Thursday Thunder with juju. Always a pleasure.” — Tony [03:03]

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The Worst Bachelor Party Prank of All-Time

• [03:14] Tony describes a “diabolical” prank:
  • A friend secretly hides a water bottle (with a rubber mini dildo attached) deep in every guy’s suitcase before their airport trip home, ensuring an embarrassing TSA encounter. “He went into everyone's suitcase…packed a bottle of water. But at the top it had like a rubber mini dildo…you're gonna get stopped by TSA…when they pull it out, there's a dildo on it.” — Tony [03:23]
• Juju’s reaction is emphatic and hilarious:
  “That's not funny to me. I don't find the humor in that. Play with me like that if you want to…I'm telling on you. I'mma tell your girlfriend on you.” — Juju [04:21]
• Tashay and Tony riff on the line between mischievous and mean-spirited pranks.

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Legendary Lottery Ticket Pranks & TV Throwbacks

• [04:41] The team recalls another infamous prank—tricking someone into believing they’ve won $100,000 via a fake lottery ticket.
• Dan links this to a real story from the LPGA with golfer Charlie Hull pulling this on her caddy. “She pulled off…the cigarette smoking LPGA golfer…tricking her caddy into believing…$100,000 with a lottery ticket.” — Dan [04:52]
• Tony likens it to a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode where Will and Carlton trick Geoffrey into thinking he’s rich:
  “He literally hops out of the room like a bunny rabbit.” — Tony [05:56]
• Juju delivers his own spot-on Geoffrey impression:
  “He said, ah, Vivian's prize vibe, the one that attracts dust like a magnet. Whoops and drop.” — Juju [06:05]

Debate: Which prank is worse?

• Tony asks the group to choose between the TSA prank and the fake lottery ticket.
• Tashay’s take:
  “I'm not saying let's murder people, but, I mean, if somebody…did that one to me, I'd be a ha, ha. Now give me $100,000.” — Tashay [06:24]
• Laughter and consensus: the fake lottery ticket may be more soul-crushing.

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Lightning Round: Absurd Audience Poll Results

• [06:56] – [11:48] Juju runs through the day’s weird and wonderful audience poll results:
  • Biggest Appetite Ruiner: 64% say bread over chips and salsa [07:07]
    • Dan and Tony debate which actually fills you up more.
    • “I will have 19. Chips and salsa.” — Dan [07:26]
  • Jelly Beans:
    • Is the root beer flavor the greatest? Only 16% agree [08:08]
    • Is the jelly bean the Bob Koozie of candy? 81% say yes [07:53]
  • Yodeling: 68% say yodeling was huge in the 20th century; 94% say they know what yodeling is [09:05]
  • Tony Kornheiser yodeler? 69% say yes [09:23]
  • Dairy Queen vs. 7-Eleven: 80% prefer Dairy Queen sundaes [11:48]
  • Various trivia and sports polls: Number of left-handed quarterbacks, Otto Graham’s jersey number, and whether “The Price is Right” keeps anything alive.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Juju’s stance against bachelor party pranks:
  “I promise to God we're not friends anymore. And I'm telling on you…I'mma tell your girlfriend on you…” [04:21]
• Classic TV references:
  “He literally hops out of the room like a bunny rabbit.” — Tony on The Fresh Prince prank [05:56]
• Dan’s self-deprecating humor on chips:
  “I'm always like, 29 in. I'm always like, man, am I still hungry?” [07:36]
• Tashay’s deadpan about prank vengeance:
  “I'm not saying let's murder people, but…” [06:24]

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Timestamps for Significant Segments

• 01:36 – Thursday Thunder: WNBA Picks with Juju
• 03:14 – Tony’s Bachelor Party Prank Story
• 04:21 – Juju’s Outrage and Humor at Pranks
• 04:41 – Fake Lottery Ticket Prank & TV Reference
• 06:56 – Audience Polls Begin
• 07:07 - 11:48 – Rapid-fire Poll Results and Banter

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Final Thoughts

This episode is classic Le Batard Show: a cocktail of sports knowledge, comedic takes, pop culture nostalgia, and offbeat audience engagement. Whether debating pranks that cross the line or the proper ranking of jelly bean flavors, the crew’s camaraderie and irreverence shine through, making even the mundane entertaining.

If you missed the live recording, this summary delivers both the laughter and the lunacy.

Transcript

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[Juju]

That right?

[Dan]

It's Thursday.

[Juju]

Thunder is presented by DraftKings Sports. DraftKings. The Crown is yours, Juju. Yes sir. Man Thursday Thunder back at it again. Last week Sabrina Yanescu, she let us down, man. She could have hit one or two more threes. But this week we got that look in our eyes because it's time for victory, man. First leg. If you know, you know real Hoopers know Kelsey Mitchell is a dawg and she got the MVP coming in town tonight in Asia Wilson. So I think sis gonna step up and get 23 and a half points at least tonight against the Aces. Lock it in, man. True. Number one, Kelsey Mitchell the number one over there, if you don't know second leg, Aaliyah Boston. I say the number three talent over there in Indianapolis. She's gonna get you at least three and a half assists tonight because Kelsey Mitchell pass her the ball. Wet, Caitlyn wet. You feel me? Anybody else she dishing and going. You did great playmaker in the league of Boston. Next leg and last leg, my dog, Nayara Sabali, man, Anissa Morrow has come into town in Toronto from putting a little pep in the steps. If you a big man, alert, alert. You got a real dog in the building. And I think Nyara, man, she going to step up and show she's the true number one over there. Get you 12 and a half points.

[Tony]

Lock it in, lock it in. Thursday Thunder with juju. Always a pleasure. Tony, you are headed to a bachelor party soon.

[Dan]

Yeah, Danny B's brother, Johnny B. His bachelor party is this weekend. We're heading to Naples, go out and hang out with some of the boys.

[Juju]

About to have about a gallon of

[Dan]

tequila the next four days.

[Tony]

So I got a buddy of mine went to a bachelor party recently and one of his buddies did the most diabolical prank ever known to man. What he did was the night before everyone was leaving, he went into everyone's suitcase and packed a bottle of water. But at the top it had like a rubber mini dildo and then buried it deep in the suitcase so that everyone going to the airport is gonna get stopped by tsa. Like, do you have any water in the bag? No. I'm like, no, there is water in the bag. And when they pull it out, there's a dildo on it. And I'm wondering, have you guys ever heard of a prank worse than that Juju? If someone did that to you, I'm out here to support my boy and have one last hurrah, whatever. And then you go to the airport, going home, minding your business, and. And TSA says, you want to explain this one?

[Juju]

Yeah, that's a, that's a two America situation for sure. That's not funny to me. I don't find the humor in that. Play with me like that if you want to. I promise to God we're not friends anymore. And I'm telling on you. I'mma tell your girlfriend on you who we get married. Whoever get married. I'm telling.

[Tony]

What's the worst prank you guys have heard of? Because they do this. I've never been to a basket party, so I don't know.

[Tashay]

But the one Tashay was talking about a week ago, the guy who some a rich person told him you just won $100,000 or something, right?

[Dan]

Yeah, we were talking about actually Charlie Hull in the lpga and she pulled off the cigarette smoking LPGA golfer that joined us once of tricking her caddy into believing that the Caddy had won $100,000 with a lottery ticket.

[Juju]

And it was like, Jeffrey.

[Tony]

Hell, yeah.

[Juju]

Like Jeffrey from Fresh Prince.

[Tashay]

I quit.

[Juju]

I quit.

[Dan]

Yeah, just like that.

[Juju]

It's ridiculous.

[Dan]

Yeah, that was a good. How could you do that?

[Tashay]

Are you aware of this, Amin?

[Tony]

I'm not aware of what he's referring to, but I'm aware of Juju's reference, which is the French Prince of Bel Air. Will and Carlton play a prank on Jeffrey, making him think that he won the lottery. And so he goes around and gets super disrespectful. He's like, hey, have some cooking lessons. To the wife, to Mrs. Banks. To Mr. Banks. Hey, you could go join Pilates or whatever. And then at the end, he says, in case you haven't figured it out, I quit. And he, like, he literally hops out of the room like a bunny rabbit.

[Juju]

I quit, I quit, I quit. He said, ah, Vivian's prize vibe, the one that attracts dust like a magnet. Whoops and drop.

[Tony]

That guy smashes it. Like, this guy causes damage. But okay, so Juju, let me ask you this. That one, like, the first one sounds ridiculous. I'd be mad and everything, but this one feels, like, devastating. What's worse? Finding a water bottle with a dildo on it in TSA or thinking that you won $100,000 when you didn't?

[Tashay]

I'm not saying let's murder people, but, I mean, if somebody put a rich person did that one to me, I'd be a ha, ha. Now give me $100,000.

[Dan]

Ridiculous.

[Tashay]

You tortured me.

[Dan]

What Charlie did is insane.

[Juju]

That's what makes it bad. Yeah, that's what makes it bad. Like, if we kicking it on the block or we outside and somebody playing. You got one over me for five minutes. But if Dan gives me a fake lottery ticket and now it's telling everybody. Ah, you thought he was going to be rich. Hey, Br. Smokey.

[Tony]

What are the polls, Juju?

[Juju]

Yes, sir. Man, we had a couple of them today. Just a couple. Bigger ruiner of appetites. Chips and salsa or bread?

[Dan]

This is big.

[Juju]

64% of the audience says bread, easy.

[Dan]

That butter, you put that in front of me before the meal expands. Yeah, but bread is more filling. Like, I will acknowledge that, but I go harder with the chips. Like, I know that bread is filling, so I'll be like, I'm having two pieces, and that's it. Whereas chips and salsa, I will have 19. Chips and salsa.

[Tony]

Maybe I'm crazy. If it's not like, nachos, it's just chips and salsa. I can have a billion of those. It's not going to ruin my appetite.

[Dan]

Yeah, but you do. I. I'm always like, 29 in. I'm always like, man, am I still hungry? Like, it'll just hit you. All of a sudden, it's the chili's chips and salsa. For me, those are the best.

[Tashay]

I've never heard anybody count the number of chips. 19 is a lot. Doesn't seem like a lot.

[Dan]

Maybe it's not. I was just kind of saying a number. You're right. That's not that impressive.

[Tony]

What else we got? Juju.

[Juju]

I want to say 29 in. 29 is the jelly bean, the Bob Koozie of candy. 81% of the audience says, yes, it is.

[Tony]

Get out of here. Hall of Famer. Where?

[Juju]

This is a big one, Jeremy. I'm so sorry. Might want to cover your ears for this one. Does anyone think that root beer is the greatest of the jelly beans? 84% of the audience says, no, they do not.

[Dan]

That's a win for me. Yeah, that's a win. That means 16% of the audience says root beer is the greatest. I didn't even. I didn't say everybody had to say the greatest. I said it's my greatest. 16% of the audience agrees with me on one flavor.

[Tony]

That's a w. I think that's just 16% audience disagreeing with Dan. Just say whatever. Dan said the opposite.

[Dan]

Yeah, well, he tried to call Isaac last.

[Juju]

16 twice. Glass 16 for. Do you know what the AAFC is? 94 of the audience says, no, they do not. Was yodeling huge in the 20th century? 68 of the audience says, yes, it was 20 CB. Oh, look at my boy.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Juju]

Do you know what yodeling is? 94 of the audience says, yes, they do.

[Tony]

That's it. I didn't take that.

[Juju]

Why, why, why we go with why

[Tashay]

we go with a means version of yodeling when mine is clearly superior?

[Tony]

Because it's the Lord's version.

[Juju]

Yeah. We go with the worst ones to make more fun of them. Is Tony kornheiser a Yoler? 69 of the audience says, yes, he is.

[Tony]

Roy's doing requests now,

[Juju]

right? You gotta spin that. Does the Price is Right, keep anything alive? 66% of the audience says, yes, they do.

[Tony]

That's a remix.

[Juju]

Is chin whistling more accurate than chin music? 66% of the audience says, no.

[Tashay]

Dan the Great first. Well, the first one is.

[Juju]

Ah, yes. Did you know that Matt Damon's stunt double in the odyssey was a 46 Canadian woman. 55% of the audience says, no, they did not.

[Dan]

Dave, talk to me.

[Juju]

Did you know that there were eight blood fists? Where can we. Where can we find this review of those bl blood fist?

[Tony]

I mean, on Cube, wherever you get podcasts.

[Juju]

Yes, sir, man. 92 of the audience says no, they did not.

[Tony]

Neither of those things. Eight percent knew there were eight blood fists, right?

[Juju]

Is there any time for love Once camp starts? 77 of the audience says, no, there is not.

[Dan]

Yeah, that was Justin Herbert from yesterday.

[Juju]

Should Justin Herbert abstain from sex until he wins a Super bowl? Come on, audience. 82 of the audience says yes, he should. Come on, y'. All. Did you know that the. Oh, this is kind of the biggest one we got today. Did you know that Otto Graham was number 60? 88 of the audience says no, they did not.

[Tony]

Basic ass.

[Juju]

Are you surprised that there have only been 33 left handed NFL quarterbacks ever? Salute to Michael Penix and tua, you know?

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Juju]

52 of the audience says yes, they did know that. Oh, they are surprised. They are surprised. That's on me.

[Tony]

This is 48 a Lion, right?

[Juju]

And last poll better sweet treat. The 711 Slurpee or the Dairy Queen Sunday. 80% of the audience says the Dairy Queen Sunday. And those are your pose carpenter deals. Thank you. Good night, everybody.