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Host (Brother)
Welcome back to the alley. Oof. Look at my sister. Stupid dance moves. What you call that one?
Co-host (Sister)
I don't have them. I don't have names for all the dance moves that I have in my arsenal.
Host (Brother)
It looked like the mashed potato.
Co-host (Sister)
It looked like the mashed potato. I don't know whether that's a compliment or whether that's.
Ad Voice / Narrator
Come on, man.
Co-host (Sister)
Come on, man.
Host (Brother)
Is that the mashed potato? Leave under the comment me.
Co-host (Sister)
I think that's just me getting ready for the. For the show. You know what I mean? It was just a. It was just a. Like a mannerism on beat. You know what I mean?
Host (Brother)
Right. If you. If you leave under the comments. All right. Was this the mashed potato I was doing? Or leave. Hell no. Or f. No.
Co-host (Sister)
It's the. It's the. It's the hand. It's the hand. Whipped mashed potato.
Host (Brother)
I like it because this is just.
Co-host (Sister)
The mashed potato in my world, where you just push a button and it goes.
Host (Brother)
Well, that's a great place to start. Hand whipped mashed potatoes. That's exactly what everybody who's been trying to guard Victor when Bamyama has been this season thus far. Hand whipped mashed potatoes. My boy doing something that I ain't never seen every single game. Now, I thought he was gonna give us like four, five of them throughout the season. Nah, this brother looked crazy. He blocking shots, going down, going straight into the jump shot. Logo threes. Come on, man. If this man can stay healthy, he has an opportunity to be the greatest basketball player we've ever seen in the history of the world.
Co-host (Sister)
No, I think that's facts. I think he's like, probably the most unique player that we've ever seen. I think the fact that he is able to put up 40 and then on the next night, give you nine blocks is insane. The fact that he's shooting 37% from three, which is probably better than like 65% of guards in the league when he's seven foot five. The mechanics, the. The physics when your arms are that long. We know what it's like when you try to shoot into, like the little kitty. The little. The little kitty.
Host (Brother)
Right. Straight cast. For me, it's just this.
Co-host (Sister)
He. He doesn't have to even go up in order to shoot. Going from the logo, coast to coast, off the block, rebound. It's just getting ridiculous. I think he has a real shot. And I know this is like three games into the season, and also it seems very obvious, but Victor Weyama could win the MVP this year.
Ad Voice / Narrator
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Host (Brother)
I mean, he might should. Because right now, around the league, outside of Luka Doncic looking crazy and ridiculous, there ain't no person that I feel like a team is going to have to rely on that's going to outshine Wimby. You dig? Like, I know everybody, like, bam. He doing a great job with the Heat. Even the Knicks, they got an all star roster, but nobody is going to be able. Ant Man. I just. I love Ant man, but we all.
Co-host (Sister)
Know Ant Man's out for two weeks now with a hamstring injury, which we can get to in a bit. But like you talk about Luka, Luka's out as well with a finger and a hand. So Victor Wembayama is looking quite gumby right now, which means stretchy, which is ao, which means like, hey, he's probably not going to get injured. And these other brittle older players, I mean, Wemby can do gymnastics type moves where he can touch his toes to his forehead at that size. Kind of insane. So, yeah, what we're seeing from Wemby, 3 for 6 from 3, 6 blocks, 3 steals, 31 points against the Nets. And I know it's the Nets, and I know that they've only played bottom feeder teams right now. Mavericks, Pelicans, Nets. But watch what he does to some of these other teams like the Warriors. It's going to be absolutely box office type stuff.
Host (Brother)
Yeah. And I know it's the Nets and the. What. Whoever's. But shoot, show me everybody else numbers against the Nets, the Pelicans and the Mavericks, if it's that easy. Neither here nor there. Moving on. We touched on it quite briefly. Right, Right. Then Luca Donch is out for a couple weeks, but in his absence, Austin.
Co-host (Sister)
Talk about mashed potatoes. Is there an NBA player you could call whip mashed potatoes more than Austin reeves giving you 51?
Host (Brother)
Yeah, like Kelly Olenek, my man, is.
Co-host (Sister)
There's nothing. That's the only white food, really, that I like that much, which is white potatoes whipped up with butter and sour cream, mashed. And that is like, if. If Austin Reeves was at the cookout, the. The plate, he would be. Would be the whip. Mashed potatoes.
Host (Brother)
Yeah. What's your. What's your go to food for Thanksgiving? I know about them a little early, but since you brought it up, what's your favorite go to dish on Thanksgiving?
Co-host (Sister)
I love mashed potatoes. That's probably my favorite, favorite, favorite one.
Host (Brother)
That's your favorite dish?
Co-host (Sister)
Yeah. Mashed potatoes are my favorite dish.
Host (Brother)
I'm challenged. Flat.
Co-host (Sister)
That.
Host (Brother)
That's. Hell, nah. You got fried turkey. We got roasted turkey. We got macaroni.
Co-host (Sister)
Macaroni and cheese is up there as well. It's got to be done right, okay. It's got to be done not by my brothers and sisters. It's got to be done by your brothers and sisters where you. You take the fork to it and it goes, you know, and then it's. And then when you put the spoon.
Host (Brother)
In it, it goes, you know, hey, hey, yo.
Co-host (Sister)
With that sound. Hey, yo. That's a sound. Dylan. Dylan would give the flag, too.
Host (Brother)
But Austin Reed, he's back on track. Austin reed put up 51 on them boys the other night, man. Like, he the real deal. I think he definitely earning that money that he want, you feel me? Like, moving forward, it's going to be hard to put a little disrespect on his name, because in LeBron and Luca absence, he getting them boys not only 51 points, but the W to go along with it.
Co-host (Sister)
He's going to be the white Cam Thomas, but with winning basketball, he's literally going to shoot 35, 40 times a night. The Lakers are cooked. The Lakers are.
Host (Brother)
So did you see. Did you see Cam Thomas statline the other day? That boy had 40 points and zero assists.
Co-host (Sister)
I did see that. I've got him on my fantasy basketball team. And I was like, how does he not have that many fantasy points? And they were like, because he has two rebounds, zero assists, zero steals, zero blocks, bruh.
Host (Brother)
That boy said they asked him before the season, they were like, do you see yourself being more of a distributor this year? Like, because you got Michael Porter Jr. You got a lot of new teammates to get involved that bubble. Like, nah, my job is to score. Like, I'm sorry, man. Do you know who you're interviewing right now? Is that a real question also over the weekend? I know it's been a couple of days right now, but I want to point out still the ridiculousness in this. Salute to Rob Deerdick. Chauncey Billups went to court in a CLUTCH sports hoodie. Bruh, if I'm collect sports, I'm. Bruh, if you don't take that damn hoodie off on your pertwalk, bro, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
Co-host (Sister)
To me, that's a big signal, right?
Host (Brother)
Because the signal.
Co-host (Sister)
Okay, somebody. Somebody said that our guy, Damon Jones, his name, right, he was. He was tipping people off that LeBron James wasn't playing in games, right? And that there were other people tipping off that, you know, that Chauncey was tipping off. Allegedly, of course, is all. Alleged that Damian Lillard wasn't gonna be playing in a game. And to help people bet accordingly before that information became public, to me, that's like a cry. That's a shot across the bow. That's a cry for help to Clutch saying, hey, you guys better get me out of this, because I know a lot about what y' all are up to, and I know where the bodies are buried. And so we could. We could go this way or we could go left this way. And so I think that was a very strategic, concerted decision to add the Clutch to the perp walk. I bet you weren't even thinking that's the way the mob would do it.
Host (Brother)
Damn, bro, I don't know if that's a street code violation for Chauncey or not. Like, bro, like, when you get locked up and you and I didn't get locked up and I'm hiding behind the bushes, don't be like, come on, Drew, they got us come from behind the bushes, bro. Come on. We are beefing forever after that. I'm so sorry.
Co-host (Sister)
Listen, it was like a little. I think it was just like, a little signal to send the big, big balls, big paid, highly paid attorneys from Clutch to help me get up out of here's the things you do. And I know you want to move on, but there's a lot here. And I was at the Portland game against the warriors on Friday, so I was able to get a little, like, insight info.
Host (Brother)
Salute to Seattle Splitter, by the way. Seattle Splitter.
Co-host (Sister)
Salute to Master Splitter, because he's gonna have them boys playing super fast, okay? So I think the thing that's very weird is that in order for Chauncey to. To get represented for the. It wasn't even the arraignment. It was, I think, just the indictment, and he had to Have a lawyer, Right? And so he did. But we don't know anything about this lawyer. And the lawyer, I don't know who he's connected to, but that guy's most likely not going to be Chauncey Billups, his lawyer in the Eastern District of New York, which is where he has to go to court for these crimes. So I think he's got to get like a clutch attorney. And so I think he's kind of like navigating very uncertain waters. Number two to that point.
Host (Brother)
Yeah.
Co-host (Sister)
Did you see that Ramona? Ramona was at the game in Portland and we linked up.
Host (Brother)
Ramona gonna be there. She's gonna be there. If you can bet your bottom dollar on anything, Ramona gonna pull up on you, bro, and put the microphone in your mouth. What you got to say about this, little bro?
Co-host (Sister)
My girl pulled up in an all black turtleneck.
Host (Brother)
Come on.
Co-host (Sister)
For the occasion.
Host (Brother)
Straight business.
Co-host (Sister)
Straight the Rock business. Like the Rock. And I said, you know, one thing I knew is that there's a scandal. Ramona Shelburne will be there. And she said, yeah, I know, it's kind of my beat. So she went and followed Portland back to la, where she lives. And she asked Ty Lue about this, right? And Ty Lue has been best friends with Chauncey since Chauncey was 17 years old. They've been. They're like this. He was Ty Lu's assistant and set the stage for you. Nobody is allowed to speak to Chauncey right now. He is iced out. He is Persona non grata. It'd be like if they were like, yo, you can't. You can't text Jew anymore. He's done, he's out. And I'm like, what? No, that's my dog. Not allowed to contact Chauncey. But Ty Lue is the only one who has. So they ask. She asks Tyloo, like, hey, have you spoken to Chauncey? I know that's your guy. Everybody else is like, not able to contact him. And he's like, yeah, I spoke to him and I know him so well. I know based on the sound of his voice, he's good. And he feels very confident in his legal situation. And I thought to myself, that is a lot of support for that. Puts you square in Cash Patel crazy eyes like lens of scope. I would even if it was you Ju, who I love like a brother, I would be like, listen, I loved you. I support you. He's one of my favorite humans. He's my brother.
Ad Voice / Narrator
I.
Co-host (Sister)
But I am not with him. Every minute of the day. That's it. It's like, I don't know.
Host (Brother)
That's. That's cool right there. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that right there. Because you put this respect and love on the front part. Look, that's my dog, don't get me wrong, but I happen to not know any of what he do.
Co-host (Sister)
Yeah, listen, I'm. But Tyloo's like, he's confident in his innocence, and I'm confident in his confidence. And it's like, tyloo, I've been on Reddit, I've been hearing, allegedly, you've been to go into some poker games, so you better just take care of home right now, Tyler.
Host (Brother)
Exactly. When keeping it real goes wrong. Look, mind your business and stay out on folk be wax while you get stuck in there for me.
Co-host (Sister)
Meanwhile, the Blazers are saying nothing. Thiago's like, I'm still processing what's happening. I don't know. And I was in the locker room, and none of the players. Drew came out before the game. You know how it is pre game. Everybody's in there playing music. They're getting dressed or doing their thing. They're whatever, right? Like, you get 70, 80% filtering in and out. It was. It was my guy, Caleb Love. I'm late for something. That's what he said. I'm late for something. I gotta go. It was Jeremy Grant. I'm also late. I've got to go. And it was Denny Abdia, who was the only one who came into the room and said, hey, y'. All. And that was like an invitation. We all just circled around him.
Host (Brother)
Hey, what? Denny, I want the damn talk.
Co-host (Sister)
And everybody else was not there in the locker room. So that just speaks, I think, to, like, how shell shocked the. The squad is right now.
Host (Brother)
Yeah, salute to him, man. Look, you got to keep your mouth shut in these situations, cuz. Once. Once. Look, like I said, once. The coach Gros involved. Hey, Trista. I love, but I don't know. I got a good kid in college right now, man. I like my kneecaps, but moving on. Well, we like to call this segment Boy, Stop. And it's always led by the illustrious Ms. Rebecca Donahue. The most viral story from the weekend. The most embarrassing story from the weekend.
Ad Voice / Narrator
Hold on.
Host (Brother)
I need to hold this while I say this, because this is my dog. This is my dog. He got me one of these. He got me one of these. Salute to my brother. I love you, man, but I gotta. I gotta report the news, bro. Like, I gotta report the News man Jalen Brown Hairline Gates wrote a clip. Ms. Rebecca 84, 65. The foul call. My boy dribbles left to the whole OG Anunoby with the deep fans and smudge right on his damn jersey. My boy Beijing rubbed off right on his jersey. As big as the number 8 is on OG Anunoby jersey, is the Beijing smudge on that man jersey, man.
Co-host (Sister)
Look at my man crosses and then he puts his head smirch, smirch right in the middle of OG Anunoby's jersey, bruh. And you know what? I think it is juju. And you can tell me whether I'm wrong for this it. His hairline might be okay. His hairline might be okay.
Host (Brother)
Yeah.
Co-host (Sister)
But in today's culture for barbershops, from what I only see on IG and Friends of mine, it's like the hair paint is like necessary if you have any spots in your. Any little. Like, it's like you have to have a fully painted head before you walk out the house, bruh.
Host (Brother)
And it's sad too, because I know what my boy was doing. He got a little light spot on top of his head. You could tell for a little while, man. But what I'd be wanting to tell these brothers, all my brothers, especially Jalen Brown, man, come home, man.
Co-host (Sister)
He doesn't need to come home.
Host (Brother)
Look. Nah, but think about this right here. If you just come home, none of this even matters. I know you. I know you don't care about stuff like this, Jalen. I know you ain't. You are a great guy. You, your mind is on other stuff, advancing the culture in the world and science and all of that. But come home, man. You got millions on millions of dollars. Bump a hairline, bro. Especially if you're going to be out there rubbing a smudge on OG Anobi's jersey. Bigger than the damn eight, bro. We can't go out like this.
Co-host (Sister)
I think or. Or one of them surprised that he would care about this. I think somebody told him he needed to do it. It was his barber. Cuz I don't think Jaylen Brown cares about these trivial things such as.
Host (Brother)
That's what I'm saying.
Co-host (Sister)
Covering up a spot on his head. I don't think he cares at all. But I think also, like before you go bald, I've seen on again Instagram, there is hair dye for the hairline that literally is like waterproof. You can just wipe it. I've seen it. If you got millions, don't get the stuff that you get at the Local beauty shop, beauty supply store. Go a little bit higher tech. Cuz I know that it's possible that you can cover your hairline up and not smudge up OGN and OB's jersey.
Host (Brother)
Yeah, you might need to go ahead and hit turkey, bro. Like, go ahead and do the. The little situation in turkey, bro if you want your hair. But don't be that. Don't be you, cuz my celtics are already looking like how we look this year. And you add on stuff like this, it's just like, come on, man.
Co-host (Sister)
It's goofy.
Host (Brother)
It's very goofy. But he's still an NBA champion, so we always got to keep the respect on his name. Moving on. Ms. Rebecca, pull up on us. Ms. Rebecca, I don't know what you.
Rebecca Donahue
Want to say about this one. I just think that maybe when you do the D, you shouldn't touch the D. Heyo.
Host (Brother)
What the hell is this video? Just right.
Rebecca Donahue
Just watch.
Host (Brother)
Okay. Okay. Now we might have to start vetting these.
Rebecca Donahue
Set us up.
Host (Brother)
Ginger Trista can set this one up.
Co-host (Sister)
All right, so Mr. Grady, Dick is guarding D' Angelo Russell and grabbed for the ball and got a ball instead of the ball.
Rebecca Donahue
But it's also like, his name is Dick and he grabs the D. I mean, like, it's a double D. It's really flag.
Host (Brother)
15 yard personal foul. Get him out of the game. Flagrant foot four.
Co-host (Sister)
So flagrant, if your name is Grady Dick, avoid touching the dick. How about that? Thank you.
Rebecca Donahue
Thank you for that.
Host (Brother)
There's our lower.
Co-host (Sister)
There's our lower day.
Host (Brother)
Go ahead and move on. We're moving on.
Rebecca Donahue
We're moving on.
Co-host (Sister)
Hey, how about this?
Host (Brother)
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Co-host (Sister)
Yeah. Hey, Grady. Hey, Grady. Hey, Grady. Boy, stop.
Host (Brother)
All right, there we go.
Co-host (Sister)
At least let them know.
Host (Brother)
Just boy, please don't stop.
Co-host (Sister)
Gr Never start.
Ad Voice / Narrator
Let's see.
Rebecca Donahue
Let me see.
Co-host (Sister)
She's lost. She's done. She want that. She wanted that Jalen Brown one to be a voice.
Host (Brother)
Right? That threw her the whole thing off. But we got.
Rebecca Donahue
I got something. I got.
Host (Brother)
We're gonna talk through it. We're gonna talk through your pain right now.
Rebecca Donahue
Let me see.
Host (Brother)
She got this look on her face, ladies and gentlemen. Her computer screen probably off right now. Her monitor turned off.
Rebecca Donahue
Here's one. This is the dog for the win.
Host (Brother)
This is the dog. Okay, here we go.
Rebecca Donahue
Here we go. Just watch.
Host (Brother)
Let's see here. A bird.
Co-host (Sister)
All right, a bird.
Host (Brother)
Put on three cats. Oh, damn. Yeah, that's some Tom and Jerry.
Co-host (Sister)
No cat. Cats did that.
Host (Brother)
Yeah. Did you know if you cut it.
Rebecca Donahue
And they got repounced.
Host (Brother)
If you put a cucumber behind a cat and then just wait, he will jump out of the damn.
Co-host (Sister)
I don't think that's true. I think that's just a viral thing.
Host (Brother)
I promise it's true.
Co-host (Sister)
Do you have a cat?
Host (Brother)
Nah. I do. I can test it out later this week. I gotta get a cucumber. I don't have those just in my fridge, but I can try it.
Co-host (Sister)
He's already used them all up.
Rebecca Donahue
Now we're just small talk.
Host (Brother)
Let's not make that public information.
Rebecca Donahue
This is a disaster. This is a disaster. We're just to downgrade it to small talks. Does anybody want to talk about the weather next?
Co-host (Sister)
Are we concerned at all about the Nuggets? I'm not juju, but they lose to the warriors in overtime. Yeah, and I think a lot of people were pretty shooketh at that, especially considering the warriors lost the very next day to my Blazers. What is your perspective on this?
Host (Brother)
Look, I feel like we in, what, October right now? It doesn't matter. You feel me? Like they can lose all the games they want to right now.
Co-host (Sister)
Hold on one second. Are you here at noon? Oh, it didn't get the system. Give me just one second. Thank you.
Host (Brother)
Yeah.
Co-host (Sister)
Sorry I'm getting kicked out, guys.
Host (Brother)
I think the.
Co-host (Sister)
The.
Host (Brother)
The Nuggets, man, they're gonna be all right. We in October. Well, they gonna. They gonna like to have that 76 seed going into the playoffs.
Ad Voice / Narrator
They.
Host (Brother)
And they gonna smoke, folks. That's how they do every year, so I ain't worried about them at all.
Co-host (Sister)
Me neither. Good. Good show. How about a boy stop? Goes to the guy who just kicked me out of the kiln. I'm gonna have my new studio next week. Boy. Stop myself, girl. Stop myself.
Host (Brother)
Yeah, man. So thank everybody once again for tuning in and watching me and my sister week to week. If you don't know if you're listening right now, please Travel over to DLS Hoops on YouTube. Subscribe Like Comment Help your boy and your sister out, please. And always thank as always. Thank you to Ms. Rebecca and Dylan. I got y' all back if y' all need me. And salute to everybody that tuned in without you guys. Who the hell are we? Thank y' all for joining.
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This episode of "Alley Oop" dives deep into the early NBA season, with a special focus on Victor Wembanyama’s mind-boggling start, the emerging drama around Chauncey Billups and the Portland Trail Blazers, and some lighter pop-culture and locker room moments, all wrapped up in the show’s signature irreverent, sibling-chemistry banter. Notable voices include the Host (“Brother”), Co-host (“Sister”), and recurring guest Rebecca Donahue.
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The Wemby Phenomenon:
Context: They note he’s faced weaker teams so far (Mavericks, Pelicans, Nets) but argue that even those numbers are rare against “bottom feeders.”
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“If this man can stay healthy, he has an opportunity to be the greatest basketball player we’ve ever seen in the history of the world.”
— Host [01:39]
“He doesn’t have to even go up in order to shoot. Going from the logo, coast to coast, off the block, rebound. It’s just getting ridiculous. I think he has a real shot… Victor Wembayama could win the MVP this year.”
— Co-host [02:54]
“Chauncey Billups went to court in a CLUTCH sports hoodie. Bruh, if you don’t take that damn hoodie off on your pertwalk…”
— Host [07:38]
“That’s a shot across the bow… I know where the bodies are buried… a very strategic, concerted decision to add the Clutch to the perp walk.”
— Co-host [08:23]
“As big as the number 8 is on OG Anunoby jersey, is the Beijing smudge on that man jersey, man.”
— Host [15:38]
“If your name is Grady Dick, avoid touching the dick. How about that?”
— Rebecca Donahue [19:08]
Expect insightful (and irreverent) breakdowns of NBA headlines, especially Victor Wembanyama’s “alien” ability and the Blazers/Chauncey Billups drama. The show flows between analysis, comedy, and inside scoops, with plenty of pop culture moments and the offbeat, whip-smart energy that defines “Alley Oop.” Even while tackling serious league scandals, the hosts make space for viral clips, Thanksgiving food debates, and running gags about hairlines, cookouts, and cats.
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