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Alley Oop 136: De’Andre Hunter’s Filthy Cross, Sengun’s Magic Footwork & Mavs GM Talk

Date: November 11, 2025

Episode Overview

Broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, this episode of Alley Oop dives into standout moments from the week in basketball, including Alperen Sengun’s clutch move against Giannis, a wild De’Andre Hunter crossover, the latest NBA drama (including Brandon Ingram’s notorious bench outburst), and a spirited conversation around the troubled Dallas Mavericks and their GM situation. With hosts Juju and Sis, alongside multimedia wingwoman Ms. Rebecca, the show remains packed with humor, sharp takes, and plenty of good-natured banter.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

I. Setting the Scene — Basketball Nostalgia & Vibes

• Early banter about WNBA memorabilia and the culture behind sports backgrounds, setting a tone of camaraderie and deep fandom.
  • “I want to give you your flowers in front of millions and billions.” – Juju (00:44)

II. Rockets vs Bucks: Sengun Puts on a Show

• Alperen Sengun’s game-winning move over Giannis is dissected and celebrated for its smoothness and swagger:
  • “He crossed up Giannis and then he gave him the back. It was such a slow down there.” — Sis (01:08)
  • Juju and Sis are in awe of how Sengun embarrasses Giannis, and the discussion expands to how elite defenders inevitably get posterized sometimes.
  • Juju admits:
    • “You can't flex in front of me like that, bro. I'm getting a technical foul. I'm sorry.” — Juju (02:32)
• Context provided: Bucks led, but the Rockets came back to win 122-115.

III. Brandon Ingram: Bad Sportsmanship on the Bench

• Brandon Ingram’s water bottle incident (with video assist by Ms. Rebecca) draws harsh criticism from Sis:
  • “This is maybe one of the most unfathomably objectionable moves for a professional athlete to engage in.” — Sis (04:06)
  • Both are appalled that Ingram doesn’t apologize after splashing a team trainer:
    • “You just wet everybody up over here...what the hell is wrong with you?” — Juju (05:23)
  • Sis brings mom energy:
    • “That’s the kind of thing that mamas would beat their kids for.” — Sis (05:41)

IV. Crossover of the Year: De’Andre Hunter Crosses Up Josh Giddey

• The Hunter-Giddey crossover is hailed as the worst nightmare for any player:
  • “He crossed him up…and a real deal injury happened. Like, he actually rolled his real Giddey.” — Juju (06:06)
  • Sis wonders how someone could emotionally recover if they had to be stretched off after a crossover:
    • “I don't know how you emotionally recover from getting crossed that bad that you need a stretcher.” — Sis (08:05)

V. Trevon Brazile’s Tunnel Antics

• Juju and Sis discuss Trevon Brazile’s playful-tending-toward-chaotic tunnel towel thwack after a road game, with clear amusement:
  • “He act like he was stretching and pop, bruh, in the face, in the head with the towel, bruh.” — Juju (08:38)
  • “He knocked his hat off and everything.” — Sis (09:39)

VI. Dallas Mavericks GM Situation: Fan Pressure Mounts

• Sis reports Mark Stein’s rumor of an impending Dallas Mavs GM shake-up:
  • “It has become unavoidable at the highest levels to not consider a mid-season GM change for the Dallas Mavericks.” — Sis (09:57)
• Juju, the Mavericks fan, is reluctant:
  • “This ain’t the time for that right now…wait till Kyrie comes back.” — Juju (10:31)
• Sis is critical of the current regime, seeing parallels to Portland’s recent civic demonstrations against ICE agents and blending this into the sports narrative for comedic and social effect (see Notable Moments below).
  • “Anytime my owner is yapping about basketball decisions, we got problems.” — Sis (12:01)
  • “You got Jason Kidd putting his neck on the guillotine like he did for Giannis...” — Sis (12:45)
• Sis doubts Kyrie’s ability to meaningfully improve the Mavs, forecasting at best a “play-in” ceiling.

VII. Cultural Crossovers — Portland, ICE, Frogs & Mavericks

• Sis makes an extended metaphor likening Dallas Mavericks fans' protest energy to Portland's eccentric but effective anti-ICE demonstrations:
  • “They’re dressing up as inflatable animals...it’s gotten to a point where ICE looks so embarrassed.” — Sis (15:05)
  • “And that is what’s occurring with the Dallas Mavericks…we’re gonna be putting out FN posters and we’re not gonna take it.” — Sis (16:38)

VIII. “Boy Stop” Segment: The DoorDash Dilemma

• Ms. Rebecca presents a viral photo of a DoorDash driver with food on a public bathroom urinal:
  • Juju recoils: “You cannot bring food to a place that you piss or never, bruh.” — Juju (19:54)
  • Sis, in full mom mode: “They also cannot shoot. Their aim isn’t straight with the gun in the urinal.” — Sis (20:24)
  • Ms. Rebecca adds comedic grossness: “Some say seasoning.” — Ms. Rebecca (20:30)
• The group riffs on what counts as “unforgivable” delivery driver protocol.

IX. Closing Jokes, Death Playlists & Randomness

• Lighthearted chat about funeral playlists (with Juju picking Rich Homie Quan and Juvenile), and a last round of Mavericks GM jokes.
  • “If this is his food or if it’s not his food, take his ass to jail, bruh.” — Juju (21:13)
  • Sis signs off with a shot at Mavs GM Nico: “Fire Nico.” — Sis (23:07)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sengun vs. Giannis Flex:
  “You can’t flex in front of me like that, bro. I’m getting a technical foul.” — Juju (02:32)
• On Brandon Ingram’s Outburst:
  “This is maybe one of the most unfathomably objectionable moves for a professional athlete.” — Sis (04:06)
  “You just wet everybody up over here.” — Juju (05:23)
• On Getting Crossed Up:
  “That is the exact worst nightmare of my entire middle school career.” — Juju (06:54)
• On Mavericks’ Dysfunction:
  “Anytime my owner is yapping about basketball decisions, we got problems.” — Sis (12:01)
• On Portland Protest Oddity:
  “They’re dressing up as inflatable animals...it’s gotten to a point where ICE looks so embarrassed.” — Sis (15:05)
• On Restaurant Hygiene:
  “You cannot bring food to a place that you piss or never, bruh.” — Juju (19:54)
  “Some say seasoning.” — Ms. Rebecca (20:30)

Timestamps of Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|-----------| | Sengun’s Move vs. Giannis | 01:03–03:20 | | Brandon Ingram Water Bottle Outburst | 04:03–05:51 | | De'Andre Hunter Crosses Up Josh Giddey | 06:06–08:18 | | Trevon Brazile Tunnel Antics | 08:38–09:50 | | Dallas Mavericks GM Hot Seat | 09:57–16:38 | | Portland Protests & Mavs Fan Pressure | 14:48–17:29 | | “Boy Stop”: DoorDash Bathroom Fail | 18:26–21:35 | | Funeral Playlists and Final Sign-Off | 21:01–23:10 |

Original Tone and Language

True to the Alley Oop spirit, the episode is candid, irreverent, family-like, and loaded with inside-jokes. The hosts don’t shy from critique, celebrate basketball excellence and folly with equal passion, and always bring humor to the mix—making every segment lively, relatable, and never short on sharp (if occasionally meandering) insight.

Summary prepared for fans and newcomers alike, capturing the week’s best NBA moments and the show’s signature blend of wit, analysis, and real talk.