Alley Oop 136: De’Andre Hunter’s Filthy Cross, Sengun’s Magic Footwork & Mavs GM Talk

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Alley Oop 136: De’Andre Hunter’s Filthy Cross, Sengun’s Magic Footwork & Mavs GM Talk

Date: November 11, 2025

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Episode Overview

Broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, this episode of Alley Oop dives into standout moments from the week in basketball, including Alperen Sengun’s clutch move against Giannis, a wild De’Andre Hunter crossover, the latest NBA drama (including Brandon Ingram’s notorious bench outburst), and a spirited conversation around the troubled Dallas Mavericks and their GM situation. With hosts Juju and Sis, alongside multimedia wingwoman Ms. Rebecca, the show remains packed with humor, sharp takes, and plenty of good-natured banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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I. Setting the Scene — Basketball Nostalgia & Vibes

• Early banter about WNBA memorabilia and the culture behind sports backgrounds, setting a tone of camaraderie and deep fandom.
  • “I want to give you your flowers in front of millions and billions.” – Juju (00:44)

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II. Rockets vs Bucks: Sengun Puts on a Show

• Alperen Sengun’s game-winning move over Giannis is dissected and celebrated for its smoothness and swagger:
  • “He crossed up Giannis and then he gave him the back. It was such a slow down there.” — Sis (01:08)
  • Juju and Sis are in awe of how Sengun embarrasses Giannis, and the discussion expands to how elite defenders inevitably get posterized sometimes.
  • Juju admits:
    • “You can't flex in front of me like that, bro. I'm getting a technical foul. I'm sorry.” — Juju (02:32)
• Context provided: Bucks led, but the Rockets came back to win 122-115.

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III. Brandon Ingram: Bad Sportsmanship on the Bench

• Brandon Ingram’s water bottle incident (with video assist by Ms. Rebecca) draws harsh criticism from Sis:
  • “This is maybe one of the most unfathomably objectionable moves for a professional athlete to engage in.” — Sis (04:06)
  • Both are appalled that Ingram doesn’t apologize after splashing a team trainer:
    • “You just wet everybody up over here...what the hell is wrong with you?” — Juju (05:23)
  • Sis brings mom energy:
    • “That’s the kind of thing that mamas would beat their kids for.” — Sis (05:41)

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IV. Crossover of the Year: De’Andre Hunter Crosses Up Josh Giddey

• The Hunter-Giddey crossover is hailed as the worst nightmare for any player:
  • “He crossed him up…and a real deal injury happened. Like, he actually rolled his real Giddey.” — Juju (06:06)
  • Sis wonders how someone could emotionally recover if they had to be stretched off after a crossover:
    • “I don't know how you emotionally recover from getting crossed that bad that you need a stretcher.” — Sis (08:05)

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V. Trevon Brazile’s Tunnel Antics

• Juju and Sis discuss Trevon Brazile’s playful-tending-toward-chaotic tunnel towel thwack after a road game, with clear amusement:
  • “He act like he was stretching and pop, bruh, in the face, in the head with the towel, bruh.” — Juju (08:38)
  • “He knocked his hat off and everything.” — Sis (09:39)

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VI. Dallas Mavericks GM Situation: Fan Pressure Mounts

• Sis reports Mark Stein’s rumor of an impending Dallas Mavs GM shake-up:
  • “It has become unavoidable at the highest levels to not consider a mid-season GM change for the Dallas Mavericks.” — Sis (09:57)
• Juju, the Mavericks fan, is reluctant:
  • “This ain’t the time for that right now…wait till Kyrie comes back.” — Juju (10:31)
• Sis is critical of the current regime, seeing parallels to Portland’s recent civic demonstrations against ICE agents and blending this into the sports narrative for comedic and social effect (see Notable Moments below).
  • “Anytime my owner is yapping about basketball decisions, we got problems.” — Sis (12:01)
  • “You got Jason Kidd putting his neck on the guillotine like he did for Giannis...” — Sis (12:45)
• Sis doubts Kyrie’s ability to meaningfully improve the Mavs, forecasting at best a “play-in” ceiling.

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VII. Cultural Crossovers — Portland, ICE, Frogs & Mavericks

• Sis makes an extended metaphor likening Dallas Mavericks fans' protest energy to Portland's eccentric but effective anti-ICE demonstrations:
  • “They’re dressing up as inflatable animals...it’s gotten to a point where ICE looks so embarrassed.” — Sis (15:05)
  • “And that is what’s occurring with the Dallas Mavericks…we’re gonna be putting out FN posters and we’re not gonna take it.” — Sis (16:38)

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VIII. “Boy Stop” Segment: The DoorDash Dilemma

• Ms. Rebecca presents a viral photo of a DoorDash driver with food on a public bathroom urinal:
  • Juju recoils: “You cannot bring food to a place that you piss or never, bruh.” — Juju (19:54)
  • Sis, in full mom mode: “They also cannot shoot. Their aim isn’t straight with the gun in the urinal.” — Sis (20:24)
  • Ms. Rebecca adds comedic grossness: “Some say seasoning.” — Ms. Rebecca (20:30)
• The group riffs on what counts as “unforgivable” delivery driver protocol.

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IX. Closing Jokes, Death Playlists & Randomness

• Lighthearted chat about funeral playlists (with Juju picking Rich Homie Quan and Juvenile), and a last round of Mavericks GM jokes.
  • “If this is his food or if it’s not his food, take his ass to jail, bruh.” — Juju (21:13)
  • Sis signs off with a shot at Mavs GM Nico: “Fire Nico.” — Sis (23:07)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sengun vs. Giannis Flex:
  “You can’t flex in front of me like that, bro. I’m getting a technical foul.” — Juju (02:32)
• On Brandon Ingram’s Outburst:
  “This is maybe one of the most unfathomably objectionable moves for a professional athlete.” — Sis (04:06)
  “You just wet everybody up over here.” — Juju (05:23)
• On Getting Crossed Up:
  “That is the exact worst nightmare of my entire middle school career.” — Juju (06:54)
• On Mavericks’ Dysfunction:
  “Anytime my owner is yapping about basketball decisions, we got problems.” — Sis (12:01)
• On Portland Protest Oddity:
  “They’re dressing up as inflatable animals...it’s gotten to a point where ICE looks so embarrassed.” — Sis (15:05)
• On Restaurant Hygiene:
  “You cannot bring food to a place that you piss or never, bruh.” — Juju (19:54)
  “Some say seasoning.” — Ms. Rebecca (20:30)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|-----------| | Sengun’s Move vs. Giannis | 01:03–03:20 | | Brandon Ingram Water Bottle Outburst | 04:03–05:51 | | De'Andre Hunter Crosses Up Josh Giddey | 06:06–08:18 | | Trevon Brazile Tunnel Antics | 08:38–09:50 | | Dallas Mavericks GM Hot Seat | 09:57–16:38 | | Portland Protests & Mavs Fan Pressure | 14:48–17:29 | | “Boy Stop”: DoorDash Bathroom Fail | 18:26–21:35 | | Funeral Playlists and Final Sign-Off | 21:01–23:10 |

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Original Tone and Language

True to the Alley Oop spirit, the episode is candid, irreverent, family-like, and loaded with inside-jokes. The hosts don’t shy from critique, celebrate basketball excellence and folly with equal passion, and always bring humor to the mix—making every segment lively, relatable, and never short on sharp (if occasionally meandering) insight.

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Summary prepared for fans and newcomers alike, capturing the week’s best NBA moments and the show’s signature blend of wit, analysis, and real talk.

Transcript

[Juju]

Many men wish death upon me Blood in my eyes Dog and I can't see I'm trying to be who I'm destined to be and brothers, trying to take my life away welcome back to the alley. Oh, man. Excuse me. Pardon me. Me and my sister was just jamming. Yeah, I mean, how we do between shows? How you doing today, sis?

[Sis]

I'm just. Man, you know, Listen, I put a lot of work in.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Sis]

Background.

[Juju]

It looks nice. Come on.

[Sis]

Nobody says a word about it.

[Juju]

You know, I was waiting till now. See, I don't want to give you the behind the scenes salute. I want to give you your flowers.

[Sis]

Thank you.

[Juju]

In front of millions and billions. You feel me? With the old school WNBA logo, the Cheryl Swoop. Yeah, I know what's going on. I see you.

[Sis]

That's a ball rack. That's a 1997 Portland Fire Ball rack right there.

[Juju]

Come on, man. Portland fire the 97 way. Not the new way, the old way.

[Sis]

Yeah. Did you see Rockets box Juju? Did you see Giannis all up in Alperin Shangun's face? He's unstoppable right now. Giannis is probably going to win MVP if Jokic doesn't, because Jokic is on another level right now as well. I think he's like shooting 70% from the field average. Another triple double. Just leading the. Leading the league in assists, leading the league in rebounds, whatever. Anyway, so Giannis is doing his thing at 41. But the thing that was so crazy, And I know Ms. Rebecca doesn't have this footage. Like, I just know she doesn't have it, but we can put it in post. Is when Al Prin Shangoon sealed the game up and he. He crossed up Giannis and then he gave him the back. Whoa. It was such. It was such a. Slow down there. I got you. The clip. If you watch it back is low key. The shadiest thing you can do to someone when they're guarding you is like.

[Juju]

Exactly, bruh. Oh, Ms. Rebecca.

[Sis]

There she goes.

[Juju]

Look at Mr. Becca.

[Sis]

Where'd you go? Watch it. There it is.

[Juju]

Like, little boy, come in mood Little boy. Excuse me. Pardon me.

[Sis]

He does it, though.

[Juju]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, for the listening audience, the rockets are up three points with like a couple of seconds left. Like 30 seconds left.

[Sis]

There he goes. Hold on. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. There it is right there. You can't see it right there, but he goes reaching. Bad angle. He goes.

[Juju]

Excuse you. Excuse me, Miles. Turning and one. Ah. Down and flex. Right in front of My dog. I ain't gonna lie to you. You can't flex in front of me like that, bro. I'm getting a technical file. I'm sorry. I understand. This is your moment. Somebody down now, you're not gonna. I mean, I understand it's N1. You get a free throw, but you're not gonna flex in front of me like this. What we doing? Like, look at it behind the back. Miles turn to foul on you. And now look, Flex. Oh, oh, hey, hey, look at here, man. I'm going at your stomach, man. I'm sorry. Technical foul on me. One game. Whatever.

[Sis]

He crossed him. Giannis was trying to pick w. Pick Alpie up for full quarter, which is commendable.

[Juju]

Yeah, commendable. Yeah. And like they say, the defensive player of the years, you going. You. You going to get dunked on every now and then, and you going to get crossed up and look embarrassed if you out there doing.

[Sis]

He gave me around the back crossy. Oh, I gotcha. And then. Come on. That was such a tough move. So anyway, Rockets end up. They were down most of the game. Come back and win. 122, 115 KD 31. 3 and 7. Go KD. Just effortless, right?

[Juju]

Stepford is, as they call it. Look, what I want to bring to the table from the weekend is Brandon and Ingram from the Raptors, bro. Did you see the video? Whenever he. He got sat on the bench.

[Sis]

Now do you have it, Mr. Look, I do.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Give Mama one second. Mama's got it right here. Hold on.

[Sis]

Okay. Before it pulls up. Before it pulls up to tee it off. This is maybe one of the most unfathomably objectionable moves for a professional athlete to engage in. It's. It's. I'm not gonna call it behavior, because that would be a personal attack, and I would not say that. But what I will say is it's reprehensible and it shows a lack of character. And it's not surprising considering Brandon Ingraham's reputation, which I thought he had sort of avoided now that he's in Toronto, where no one's watching.

[Juju]

Go ahead, Ms. Rebecca, take it away.

[Sis]

Show the clip. He's upset. He's in his feelings.

[Juju]

Yeah, for those.

[Sis]

He's on the bench. He's on his feelings. He throws a water bottle down to the ground. It ricochets off the ground and into, I think, a team.

[Juju]

Trainer Scotty Barnes, first of all, hits.

[Sis]

Him in the face. He moves his head to the side like, damn.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And.

[Sis]

And guess what? Brandon Ingram doesn't say. It's not just that. It's the fact that he doesn't say a damn thing like, yo, you good. I'm really sorry. Nothing. Just sits there sulking.

[Juju]

That's the problem for me, bro. I hate when somebody do something crazy as hell and then sit there like they ain't just do something crazy. Hell, boy, what the hell is wrong with you? You just wet everybody up over here. Gonna sit there and like. I don't see y'. All help us clean it down, water boy. What the hell wrong with you?

[Sis]

Like this. The kind of thing that mamas would beat their kids for is.

[Juju]

Say that again.

[Sis]

Switch out for. That's all I gotta say about Brandon Ingram.

[Juju]

Yeah, bruh. Brandon Ingram. You owe them, folks. You the joker of the day for that one. Come on, man. I know you grew up. This ain't even about no home trainer. I know your home training better than that, bruh. But moving on, bruh, we might have so far of the year so far, we have the crossover of the year so far right now already. Dominique DeAndre Hunter, Josh Giddey, Meat panties to the ground. Exactly. Oh, my God. Bruh, he crossed him up and then he did the crossover where a real deal injury happened. Like, he actually wrote his real giddy.

[Sis]

Might not play Monday night.

[Juju]

Right?

[Sis]

Oh, got him. Oh, my God. Let's zoom back in on this. Okay.

[Juju]

Oh, my God.

[Sis]

Oh, no. Right? Oh, God. I'm going right. Dunk into the dunkskies. Into the dunk skis. And he stays on the ground.

[Juju]

Juju, bruh, that is the exact worst nightmare of my entire middle school career and high school career. Hell, intramural college career. Like, bruh, that's the worst.

[Sis]

He. He, like. It was almost like he got boomeranged.

[Juju]

Look at Bruh. Hell no.

[Sis]

Oh, no.

[Juju]

Nah, I'm faking it. If that's me, I'm faking. I'm walking regular to the bench.

[Sis]

You know what they say.

[Juju]

Are you serious?

[Sis]

You know that they say that's like adding insult to injury. That's actually adding injury to insult.

[Juju]

Bruh. Ain't no way in hell out. Back to the bench. I walked back to the bench regular as hell. Like, yeah, bro, bro, bro. Straight. Yeah, he got me right there.

[Sis]

Probably torn up, juju.

[Juju]

It's probably torn up. But I will be down if you out there listening right now. You know exactly what I'm talking about. But you would have been down if you would have limped back to the beach.

[Sis]

Let me ask you. Let me ask you this. About the boy. Stop. Let me ask you this. If. If he. If it was so bad that he needed like a stretcher or like he carried off, not under his own power.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Sis]

I don't know how you emotionally recover from getting crossed that bad that you need a stretcher to. I don't think anybody's ever been crossed that hard in an NBA game before where they need to be carried off the court, bruh.

[Juju]

Especially with how the Bulls doing. The boys been doing so good right now. Josh Getty been putting up numbers. Got them, boy pulling up MJ Graphics. You feel me? I. I hope this ain't the type of activity that happens and impedes the progress.

[Sis]

Yeah, that looked like a grade two sprain there, Juju.

[Juju]

Right the highway and the low way, you feel me? Also from the weekend. Did you see my man, my guy? I already know. I feel like, you know how you see some folks and you be like, oh, bro, me and him would be cool. Like, oh, me and her would be dogs if I ever met her. Trevon Brazil from Arkansas over the weekend, bro was going back. It was. It was on the road somewhere, bruh. And the fans was letting them have it. They was going crazy. And he was walking back through the tunnel, and then he had a towel with him. He act like he was scratching and pop, bro. In the face, in the head with the tower, bruh. I'm like, bro, yeah, he crazy. He crazy just like me, bruh. Look at him.

[Sis]

Let me walk through the. Watch it from this side.

[Juju]

And then gave it the. Oh, my bad. I ain't even know you was. Your head was right there tight.

[Sis]

Let's see it again. Let's see it again. He's just.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Bam.

[Sis]

He said, oh, snap. Ah, he did do this. Ah, I just stretch. Pow. Knocked his hat off and everything, right?

[Juju]

Exactly. He should have told the teammate, bro, don't reach for the towel, bro. We only like salute to Ms. Rebecca, by the way, on that last video, she came forward.

[Sis]

I can't believe she had that. Oh, I got one. I got one, Juju. I got one. I got one. Here we go. So Mark Stein is reporting it has become unavoidable at the highest levels to not consider a mid season GM change for the Dallas Mavericks and that the. And that the negativity looming around the team has become so bad, the ownership has lost faith, bruh.

[Juju]

They need to. This ain't the time for that right now, in my opinion. Like, not yet.

[Sis]

Okay, we gotta get your fan, your Mavs fandom up out of here. It Can't.

[Juju]

We gotta wait till Kyrie come back. When Kyrie come back, then tell me how none of this stuff work right now. You got DLO on the point, bro. You got Maxwell Christie on the, like, getting real deal minutes right now.

[Sis]

Is he Maxwell?

[Juju]

I don't know if his name. Maxwell Maximin Maximilian. Maximinian. Very crazy as hell. That man ain't gonna know that I know what you know, Maximin. Why is he so damn crazy, man? Bruh, no matter what that is, they got Maxwell Christie out there on God's green earth getting minutes important min right now.

[Sis]

Traded for him. They traded for Max Christie.

[Juju]

He was a part of the sugar. They didn't want looking back. They ain't want Max Christian. I'm just put that out there. They got fleece for Luca? Neither here nor there. I'm just saying, let's just wait till Kyrie Irving. Anthony J.

[Sis]

He's not coming back. He's not coming back. He's not coming back, bro.

[Juju]

Whenever it is, that's when I feel like we should judge them. Not now.

[Sis]

Oh, my God.

[Juju]

Go ahead, bro. Tell me how I'm wrong, bro.

[Sis]

Well, first of all, I was just still laughing and crying about you and Maximin. This is the thing. First and foremost, Anthony Davis was ready to go in this game, I think against the. The Hornets, which they sat him out against the Hornets, and apparently now Patrick Dumo is involved in making decisions. He was, like, taking a back seat. And now he's talking, he's yapping. Anytime my owner is yapping about basketball decisions, we got problems. We got Anthony Davis brittle was all get out with permanent eye goggles, with his ankles, his Achilles, his knees, his calves always strained or sprained. We got Cooper flag running the point, just dreadfully unhappy knowing that that's not his natural position. You got Jason Kidd putting his neck on the guillotine like he did for Giannis when he made Giannis the point forward back in Milwaukee, bro.

[Juju]

You got people mad at you, too, about that take online. People like Bruh sister. Something about her tape was so wrong on Yana. She need to apologize for the tape.

[Sis]

What about it was wrong?

[Juju]

I mean, right? I mean, I don't know whether it was right or wrong, but you my sister, so I'm riding with you.

[Sis]

I like that. Well, what we know is that Giannis having the ball in his hand is what Jason Kidd wanted him to do. And for a while, it was not working, and Jason Kidd got fired anyway. So you've got a disaster. The 30th ranked offense in the league. Kyrie's not helping this team. Not to any measurable level. Juju. He's incredible. I love Kyrie. Kyrie's a floor raiser. No, listen, I said he can't help this. I said he can't help this team. And I said he can't help him to a measurable level. See, don't. Don't twist my words and speak how.

[Juju]

They do you right there. So now she say he can't ever, ever help a team, period.

[Sis]

I said this team to a measurable level, okay? I don't think he can take them from the 30th offense to the fifth offense or to the 10th offense, maybe to the 20th offense.

[Juju]

17.

[Sis]

Yeah, okay. And that's still a playing team at best. This is not a team that's going anywhere. You kind of have to figure Nico has effed up so bad.

[Juju]

Come on, bruh.

[Sis]

See, you don't think he effed up so bad.

[Juju]

My bad. Go ahead. That's on me. That's five.

[Sis]

That's what you're gonna say?

[Juju]

$2 in the box. I interrupted your take.

[Sis]

Anyway. Anyway, so I think at. Really, what it is, is, is it reminds me of what's happening out here in Portland right now.

[Juju]

There we go. You know, full circle.

[Sis]

Full circle.

[Juju]

I'm glad you brought it here, too.

[Sis]

Not about basketball. Not about basketball. It's about ice. It's about the ICE agents that keeps posting up in Portland. And. And you know what they've done in here in Portland? They're not. They're not looting. They don't have baseball bats. They don't have any weapons. They're dressing up as inflatable animals. And it's gotten to a point where ice looks so embarrassed. Show it. Show it, Ms. Rebecca. You can show it. Show what's happening over here in Portland with the inflatable animals.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Oh, my God. You're gonna make me get the inflatable frog. Sweet baby Jesus.

[Juju]

Oh, you're gonna make me get the inflatable frost. Yes, get the inflatable frost, Mr. Brent.

[Sis]

And we got naked bike rides happening in the city of Portland. And we got congressmen saying that that's an act of terror. And the. The public groundswell has gotten to be so intense and vehement that it has shifted policy. And that is what's occurring with the Dallas Mavericks is that the fans are not letting up. They will.

[Juju]

This is not nice, bro. I don't believe. Bruh. No, this is how you know this is ice.

[Sis]

This is Portland fans coming after ice. This is anti ICE protesters gains reach beyond the small Portland pond.

[Juju]

I thought you meant ICE was putting on frog costumes.

[Sis]

No, they were not. No, they were not.

[Juju]

This is the.

[Sis]

This is the pressure. This is the public pressure coming and. And revolting against the tyranny. And that is frogs.

[Juju]

Why? What's. What's the significance of the frog?

[Sis]

There is no little froggy frog there. There is no. Done. It's just ridiculous. It's like, yo, we are so not aggressive that in response to ICE agents, we're gonna dress up as these inflatable animals.

[Juju]

We about to be ridiculous. Since y' all gonna be absolutely ridiculous, let me take it a step further and show you what ridiculous is.

[Sis]

Exactly.

[Juju]

I watched Ride Deer Dick salute the ridiculous.

[Sis]

And so that is what's occurring with the Dallas Maverick fan base. They're like, we're not gonna stop just because you got cooperation flag. We're screaming, fire Nico from the top of the mountain as long as we can. We're gonna be putting out F N H posters outside the American Airlines arena, and we're gonna be like, we're not gonna take it. No, we're not gonna take it. And that's. That's what we're seeing with Dallas. And they're starting to cave. It's like, been, I don't know, how many months since February, the trade deadline? So that's like, I don't know, what, 10 months, something like that? Nine months? Can't do math, bruh.

[Juju]

I ain't going to lie to you, bro. I like how you weave that story together right there, cuz. I was with you on the roller coaster. I'm like, yeah, okay, here we are. Oh, frogs out here now. Okay, what other frogs doing in this description of the Mavericks? And then he was like, no, no, no, no. Understand who the frogs are first and foremost. I'm like, okay, I know who the fries are now. And then you said, and that's what the fans doing the. Nico. I'm like, oh, look at my sister, bro. It was like an episode a month. Like, I'm with you, right? Yes, he did it. And I hope he Burning hell.

[Sis]

It was like. It was like Murder, She Wrote, right?

[Juju]

I was following you, bro. Yeah. Moving on. We got a segment here at the Alley OOP that we like to call Boy Stop.

[Ms. Rebecca]

What do you guys think of this? Here we go. The caption says, I feel bad for whoever Uber eats or doordash Order this is okay. And it's a guy at the urinal with the DoorDash bag the McDonald's. The Mickey D's bag down on the floor while he's relieving himself.

[Sis]

Why wasn't there another McDonald's bag in the frame when we had the airline piss?

[Juju]

It seemed like an airplane.

[Sis]

Is that a McDonald's order in the plane? Oh, he's got his socks on.

[Juju]

Hold up.

[Ms. Rebecca]

That is. The toilet overflowed.

[Sis]

Oh, no.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Into the aisle. There's a theme here.

[Juju]

Over 7 billion, sir, by the way.

[Sis]

So, yeah.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Served.

[Sis]

What?

[Juju]

Served one, brother. I ain't going to lie to you, bro. I salute. I don't never advocate for this right here, but I don't know you, brother, so I can't get blamed for nothing. I'm not snitching on you. Lock him up. Bro. Whoever this is, bro. Hell nah. What if it was his door?

[Ms. Rebecca]

That's what I was thinking.

[Juju]

What if it's his damn door dash? Why would he have his door dash in McDonald's? Oh, damn. I just understood. He just came and picked it up. I see what you're saying. Players mess up, bro. Players mess up all the time. I'm talking about money made. I'm talking about real deal players.

[Sis]

Listen, regardless, you cannot bring food to.

[Juju]

A place that you piss or never, bruh.

[Sis]

You can't his food. You cannot bring it in the bathroom at all.

[Juju]

Right?

[Sis]

That's the problem. You certainly cannot put it on the floor next to a urinal. I know many men and they wish death upon me, but they also. They also cannot shoot. Their aim isn't straight with the gun in the urinal. They're all over the place. There's all kinds of urinal. Have you ever seen. You ever seen the floor of a bathroom when a guy the the seats up?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Listen, you say urine. Some say seasoning.

[Sis]

Not kind of seasoning. I don't want urine seasoning anything. I do.

[Ms. Rebecca]

If you were in a desert, would you drink your own pee? Like if you were dying of thirst, would you drink your own pee?

[Sis]

I'm not drinking my own pee.

[Juju]

It's over. Rest in peace, me. Rip until it's backwards like I'm talking about. Come to the funeral. I'm gonna have a playlist. I got a playlist for my funeral I already kind of put together.

[Sis]

No. You feel me?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Come on.

[Juju]

I promise to God.

[Sis]

What's the. What's the thing on your death playlist?

[Juju]

Number one, Rich homie Kwan party. I wanted to come in there as soon as you come in there.

[Sis]

Oh, my God.

[Juju]

Juvenile ghetto children. You feel me? Like up until then, I'M gonna be thugging behind them. Look, the real ones know right now, but at the same time, if this is his food or if it's not his food, take his ass to jail, bruh. Because it don't even matter what this is. You giving folks the idea that they can play like that. Get them out of here. Listen, we throw them under the jail.

[Sis]

We've got millions of dollars invested in ICE taking people illegally from their homes, their workplace, their construction, their churches, their synagogues, wherever they are. I think we need to direct all of the resources to taking the doordash drivers that put the McDonald's in the.

[Juju]

Urinal direction that way.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Redirect it.

[Juju]

Quavo. Salute. Oh, my goodness. And with that, that is another episode of the Adult. You feel me? Look, it's a lot going on. Yoke is for mvp, but who cares? Boring. But he's doing.

[Sis]

The person that wins MVP will start with the. Yeah. How about that? Yeah, It'll either be Jokic or Giannis, but it will be with a Y, bruh.

[Juju]

Jokic is a knee. Oh, wow. That's pretty close. But is it.

[Sis]

Sorry, his name is Jokic? Well, yeah, either y.

[Juju]

His name is Nicola Jokic.

[Sis]

He said it's.

[Juju]

And on that note, we are out of here. We got some bills to pay. Thank y' all for tuning. Tuning in. You feel me? As always, salute to Ms. Rebecca Donahue. You got to know we love you. And also the distinguished Dylan. You got to know we love you, brother. And thank you, as always. Any last words, sis?

[Sis]

Maximilian, Maximin, or Maxwell Christy, someone chime in on the comments, because I kind of. I'm curious.

[Juju]

Now, look, Maxwell.

[Sis]

Fire Nico.

[Juju]

All these years later. Pretty wings. Yeah. All right, y'. All, Salute.