Alley Oop 136: Jokić Drops 55, Beal’s Season Ends, Nico Fired, Hidalgo Goes Nuclear & Steph Still Elite!

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Alley Oop 136: Jokić Drops 55, Beal’s Season Ends, Nico Fired, Hidalgo Goes Nuclear & Steph Still Elite!

Date: November 14, 2025
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, plus Juju Gotti, Ms. Rebecca Donahue, Trista Criek, and Dylan Huang

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Overview

This Alley Oop episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz" is a whirlwind tour through current sports headlines and viral moments, mixed with irreverent pop culture and characteristically chaotic banter. The crew covers Nikola Jokić’s dominant 55-point game, Bradley Beal’s injury-plagued season, NBA contract talk, women’s basketball records, front-office drama involving Nico Harrison and the Mavericks, fan antics invading the sports world, and the ever-resilient greatness of Steph Curry. Throughout, they employ their signature blend of analysis, humor, and controlled chaos, giving both love and grief for producers and sports figures alike.

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Episode Highlights & Key Topics

1. Nikola Jokić’s 55-Point Explosion

• [00:06–02:26] Discussion:
  The show opens with high praise for Jokić’s offensive dominance, drawing comparisons to “serial killer” TV characters to convey his eerie on-court composure and intensity.

  • "He could have put up 80 points if he wanted to." (A, 00:15)
  • Quaint anecdotes about Jokić distributing candy to teammates, likening it to Dexter’s donut antics to “seem normal off the court.”

• Memorable quote:
  "That's a serial killer on the court that is trying to make himself look human." (A, 01:23)

2. Bradley Beal’s Injury & NBA Player Availability

• [02:44–03:55] Discussion:
  The panel debates Beal’s impact, labeling him “the glass man” due to repeated injuries and remarking on the missed potential for both the Suns and the Clippers.
  • "Your best ability is what, your availability? And my boy be available in street clothes only..." (B, 02:55)
  • Norm Powell gets praise as a discarded asset thriving elsewhere.
  • On whether Beal was ever truly healthy in Phoenix, mental health discussions briefly surface and are playfully swatted away.

3. Lakers, Austin Reaves, & NBA Contracts

• [05:03–06:46] Discussion:
  The group jokes about Lakers’ shifting identity away from being “LeBron’s team,” turning to contract speculation for Austin Reaves.
  • Explains NBA max contract intricacies, with Reaves eligible for five years, $241 million from L.A. or $178 million elsewhere.
  • "He says he's not obsessed over millions on his next contract... I think that's Cap." (A, 05:12)
  • Lighthearted take on sponsorships and endorsements as ways for players to make up for “lost millions.”

4. Womens’ College Basketball Heroes: Hannah Hidalgo & Audi Crooks

• [07:03–10:27] Deep dive:
  Enthusiastic recognition for standout performances in NCAA women’s basketball.
  • Hannah Hidalgo: 44 points, 9 rebounds, 4 assists, and a jaw-dropping 16 steals in just 28 minutes.
    "The most impressive stat of the day...16 steals, ma' am." (B, 08:07)
  • Audi Crooks: 43 points in 19 minutes for Iowa State, described as “incredible footwork” and “dominating with poise.”
  • Jokes about needing “milk jackets” after such a shellacking, referencing Skylar Diggins’ “milk jacket” meme.
• Calls for more coverage of the women’s game on the show going forward.

5. LSU vs. Charlotte: Social Media Confidence vs. Reality

• [10:54–13:49] Breakdown:
  Critiques Charlotte’s pre-game TikTok dance aimed at LSU, which backfires as LSU thrashes them 117-59.
  • "They had no idea what they were about to get into." (A, 12:32)
  • Comic “secondhand embarrassment” for Charlotte and riffing on overconfidence in sports.

6. Steph Curry: Still Elite at 37

• [14:24–17:18] Reactions:
  Rebuttal to doubters after Curry drops 46 points vs. San Antonio at age 37.
  • Brandon Podziemski’s confidence as a rookie earns both teasing and measured respect from the crew.
  • Steph’s sustained greatness is contextualized with quips about “feeling 27 at 37” and "I can do this until I'm 47." (A, 16:13)
  • Comparison to LeBron and other aging superstars.

7. Dallas Mavericks Drama: Nico Harrison Fired

• [17:18–22:31] Analysis:
  The firing of Mavericks GM Nico Harrison is lampooned as an “Alcoholics Anonymous”–style confession that the Mavs “messed up” the Luka Doncic era.
  • "Them firing Nico Harrison was like, yeah, our name is the Dallas Mavericks. And we effed up." (B, 17:39)
  • Owner Patrick Dumont gets roasted as “central casting for a dumb, no knowing basketball owner…” (A, 18:31)
  • The crew fantasizes about wild team reconstructions and lottery hopes.

8. Viral Fan Antics – NBA & Beyond

• [22:45–27:46] Entertaining segment:
  Covers streakers and overly zealous sports fans:
  • Clippers: Fan runs onto the court, displays surprising athletic moves, causing discussion about security and consequences.
    • "If I'm that security guard and you juke me in front of 20, 30,000 people… I'm putting your face in the…" (B, 23:36)
  • Soccer: Fan in full uniform infiltrates celebration and scores a goal with the team.
    • "Bruh thought it was his teammate; he celebrated at first…" (B, 26:33)
  • Baseball: “Big Dumper” craze prompts a fan to create a custom shirt with butt plug references.
    • "It's 100% a butt plug." (B, 28:13)
    • Crew riffs on how much effort went into the shirt, and the boundaries between tribute and weirdness.

9. Producer Chaos & Show Dynamics

• [19:27, 20:10, 31:12] Meta moments:
  Multiple comedic breakdowns about the show’s unpredictable structure and the on-air chaos producers endure.
  • “It’s a bingo roulette wheel of, like, this might come, that might not come. This is going to come. That’s never going to come.” (C, 19:27)
  • Hosts apologize to producer Rebecca for the unpredictability and lack of planning, acknowledging their habit of throwing her curveballs.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps & Attribution)

• On Jokic’s dominance:

  • "He could have put up 80 points if he wanted to." — (A, 00:15)
  • "That's a serial killer on the court that is trying to make himself look human." — (A, 01:23)

• On Bradley Beal:

  • "Your best ability is what, your availability? And my boy be available in street clothes only..." — (B, 02:55)

• On Charlotte WBB TikTok:

  • "They had no idea what they were about to get into." — (A, 12:32)
  • "Belt to ass in the most asses of belts ways, man." — (B, 13:49)

• On women’s basketball:

  • "The most impressive stat of the day... 16 steals, ma' am." — (B, 08:07)
  • "Get them girls some milk too, bro. Cause they need some salute to the women's game…" — (B, 10:54)

• On Mavericks & Nico Harrison firing:

  • "Them firing Nico Harrison was like, yeah, our name is the Dallas Mavericks. And we effed up." — (B, 17:39)
  • "You look at him and he looks like the third member of Dumb and Dumber." (A, 18:50)

• On fan running onto court:

  • "If I'm that security guard and you juke me in front of 20, 30,000 people… I'm putting your face in the..." — (B, 23:36)
  • “But what you gonna do with Joker? Look at Joker. He’s like, ‘this bull— come on.’” — (A, 24:00)

• On viral soccer fan goal:

  • “Bruh thought it was his teammate. He celebrated at first. He was like, hold on. Who?...” — (B, 26:33)

• On the producer's chaos:

  • "It's a bingo roulette wheel of, like, this might come, that might not come. This is going to come. That's never going to come..." — (C, 19:27)

• On weird fan shirts:

  • "It's 100% a butt plug." — (B, 28:13)
  • "You had to get that made. You had to get that T shirt made. It has his number on it, bro." — (A, 29:03)

• On Steph Curry's performance:

  • "Don't be playing with me. I'm 37 going on 27, and I can do this until I'm 47." — (A, 16:13)

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Key Timestamps for Segments

• 00:06–02:26: Jokic’s 55-point game, candy/serial killer analogy
• 02:44–03:55: Bradley Beal’s injury woes and Norm Powell’s resurgence
• 05:03–06:46: Lakers, Austin Reaves’ contract talk
• 07:03–10:27: Women’s college basketball stars (Hidalgo, Crooks)
• 10:54–13:49: Charlotte’s TikTok and LSU beatdown
• 14:24–17:18: Steph Curry’s 46-point game at age 37
• 17:18–22:31: Mavs/Nico Harrison drama, owner roasting
• 22:45–24:37: Clippers streaker; fan on court
• 26:06–27:46: Soccer/football fan imposter scores a goal
• 27:52–30:38: MLB “big dumper” butt plug shirt and fan antics
• 31:12–31:42: Hosts’ apology to producer Rebecca, show’s self-aware chaos

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Tone & Style

The episode is irreverent, high-energy, and filled with inside jokes. The crew blends sports analysis with pop culture references, wordplay, and self-aware jabs at their own lack of structure. There’s an undercurrent of respect for athletes (especially those breaking barriers or records), but never without comedic exaggeration—even the most phenomenal feats are fair game for roasting.

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For New Listeners

This episode encapsulates what fans love about Le Batard and crew: a mix of sharp sports talk, internet/sports culture, over-the-top bits, and genuine camaraderie. If you haven’t listened, you’ll get both the insight and unpredictability that defines this show—plus a much-deserved hats-off to women’s basketball, viral sports moments, and the enduring greatness of certain NBA legends.

Transcript

[A]

Did you freaking see our man Jokic? Yeah, last night. Two nights ago.

[B]

MVP. MVP.

[A]

Yo, he. He could have put up 80 points if he wanted to.

[B]

Yeah, he had.

[A]

In the first quarter. In the first quarter.

[B]

Yeah. He locked in right now for the MVP guarantee. Lock of the year.

[A]

Do you watch shows about serial killers ever?

[B]

Absolutely not. Like, I try not to at all.

[A]

My mom loves all those serial killer shows. I like Dexter. And one of the things that Dexter always did when he was basically the plot of the show. No spoiler alert. Yeah, he's a guy who's like a blood spatter analyst that works for the police department, but he's actually a serial killer that kills kill serial killer.

[B]

Oh, major spoiler alert. I did not know that. Right.

[A]

Based in Miami. It really should be a Dan LeBatard show. And so anyway, he brings in donuts every day for the crew to like, make himself seem normal. And I was talking to somebody on the group chat last night, and they said that, yo, Jokic. When Nurkic was traded to Portland and Jokic had the full time starter role, he was walking down the tunnel with a bag, like a five bag pound bag of like loose candy and just offering candy to everyone in the tunnel that he could. And I was like, that's what a. That's a serial killer on the court that is trying to make himself look human. He's like, everything about him that you see looks human except for when he steps on the court. Did you see the floater? Do we have the floater, Ms. Rebecca? When did he develop that in his game?

[B]

You know good and damn well Mr. Beck ain't got no damn floater. Mr. Rebecca whole bat just started sweating. There he is. Oh, the big screen way too.

[A]

Yeah, I like that. She learned a new trick.

[B]

All right. The Clippers with Eva orange ass jerseys. He ain't even shoot that guy.

[A]

What?

[B]

Listening audience. He's dribbling and just. He went to lay it up and it just floated from his hand to the nets.

[A]

Well, and we've seen players with floaters before. I just don't see. I haven't really seen a lot of Jokic floaters. Yeah, you know, he's putting these kids on skates. The Clippers are now, I think lost their last six games. They're just a mess. Bradley Beal out here, right?

[B]

Not to mention that part. Bradley Beal out for the entire season dealing with a hip fracture. I'm like, bro, bro is the glass man, bruh. It's time to hang it up. It's time to Hang it up. I'm sorry, you. You don't, you don't hijack the whole son's future as well as now to keep the Clippers future with your hurt self. Like I think Bradley Bill is a dog. D O double G like Snoop now. But at the same time, your best ability is what your availability and my boy be available in street clothes only for the past, what, umpteen years. Even with the Wizards, my boy would hurt. I'm not saying, I'm not trying to get in the way of your money, but at the same time, it's time to hang it up.

[A]

What kind of dog is Bradley Bill?

[B]

My boy Blue nose, you feel me? Oh, my man. Come on. We going to keep. We not finna play with Bradley Bill name, bro. We just ain't seen a healthy one in years, bruh. Come on. My boy got the Kenny Smith early at stage right now.

[A]

He, he was healthy in Phoenix. He was healthy in Phoenix and he looked, he looked.

[B]

Was he mentally healthy?

[A]

Okay, here we go. Here we go.

[B]

Okay, look. See that? Mental health don't matter, ladies and gentlemen.

[A]

Where was that, where was that grace for Brandon Ingram when he threw the water bottle at cuz?

[B]

Nah, that's different, bro. You got Glo two seats down, bro. You throwing water on everybody, bruh. Now grow up, bruh.

[A]

Bradley Beal is a hot mess. Meanwhile, Norm Powell, the guy that they discarded for Bradley Beal, is probably gonna win like maybe most improved player, maybe six man of the year, I don't know. But he looks really good, right?

[B]

And, and on top of that, if, I mean, salute to LeBron. Salute to the King. But remember, if the King would have just gave us like a extra day notice last year that you didn't want to play in the All Star game, bro. Norman Powell is an all one time all star on his resume already, so he might not even be considered for these awards. So it's kind of like a gift and a curse. He didn't make that team last year. It's more of a curse. I'm sorry.

[A]

All right. Did you, did you see OKC put belt to ass to LeBron's Lakers?

[B]

I mean, are they LeBron's Lakers still is the big biggest question.

[A]

It's a great question.

[B]

I think they Jerry Vanderbilt's Lakers at this point.

[A]

You're not gonna, you're clowning. It's Luka's Lakers and it's Austin Reaves Lakers. Austin Reaves says he's not gonna ask for an exorbitant amount of money from la. Cause he wants to stay there. I think that's Cap. He's eligible for, I think five years. 200 plus two Honda.

[B]

How much you think he'll take from the lakers minus that 200. Because if he. If he can make 200 plus, then Lakers gonna give him what? 150.

[A]

So he says he's not obsessed over millions on his next contract. They are. They are. They can offer him, let's see.

[B]

Trying to.

[A]

Five years. I gotta get the number right because people get mad. Five years, 241 million. Or. Hey, man, four years, 178 million elsewhere. So let's split the difference. Pay me five years. Two. Oh, five.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Well, now also, I mean, if it's me, pay me what they say four years was.

[A]

Four years, 178.

[B]

Look, pay me five years, 178. Right. And text me aspiration number who caught Kawhi was dealing with. And we'll get it right. We'll make it right.

[A]

Listen, I'm down to plant some trees too. I will do stuff.

[B]

You feel me?

[A]

Okay. Like, I will. I'll put something on my shoes or my shirts or. Listen, I will actually. If you send me the Ponzi scheme plug, I will actually make it look like I'm working for them. I won't do it. Quieted. Which is absolutely nothing. Say it again.

[B]

Moving on. Speaking of, all good, we gotta go to the ladies game right now. We know the W. We know the Vegas Aces are your champion right now and probably will be so for the foreseeable future. Cause those CBAs ain't looking too negotiable right now. But last night in women's college hoops, Hannah, her dog. Go take a bow, sis. I salute you.

[A]

That's a blue nose right there.

[B]

All right. 44. 44 points, nine rebounds, four assists, and the most astonishing stat. Not this one, Ms. Rebecca. Not just yet. This. This is the. This is a different team. But I like where your head is at. You are on fire with tenacity.

[A]

That's not that one either.

[B]

Not this one, though. We're gonna get you. I'm gonna get you a Hannah Hidalgo jersey.

[C]

I'm. I'm not feeling good about any of this.

[B]

But go ahead, push X. Push the X button. That make us feel a little bit.

[C]

I need an eject button. And eject.

[A]

I'm like, trying to push the down button, like, right. I'm like.

[B]

Yeah, There we go. The most impressive stat of the day, bruh. Sixteen steals, ma'. Am.

[A]

She didn't play like Pretty much the entire fourth quarter.

[B]

Are you kidding me right now, ma'?

[A]

Am?

[B]

Or as my little nephew like to say, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

[A]

How many did you play in this game? She played.

[B]

I don't give a damn. 16, rebound. I don't care how many minutes she played. You're not stealing the ball for me. 16 times now. Who is the point guard?

[A]

Only 28 minutes, Juju, bruh.

[B]

Who is the point guard on the other team? Because you've been getting your cook. Do you have cookies left for the next game?

[A]

Listen.

[B]

Or do you just got scraped milk from Acron Zips?

[A]

That's what. That's who they are. I don't know anybody on this team. Okay, here we go. We got. We got Shayna Brew. We got Izzy Callaway. We got.

[B]

Oh, Izzy. They got Izzy.

[A]

Izzy.

[B]

Oh, is it Callaway? I see you, sis.

[A]

So let's look at the depth chart here. See who she was getting the cookies from.

[B]

I don't give a damn what the trap is. We need to call Skylar Diggins and tell her to bring that milk jacket. And give it to who, you say? The Zips. Everybody. Everybody on the squad needs some milk, man. They'll get that boy some milk. The man say. Barry getting them babies some milk now. Cause Hannah Hidalgo got cookies from each and every one of y' all last night. Also, though, at the same time, in the same breath. Last night in the. The women's college game, my dog, Audi crooks, 43 parents, seven for nine free throws, of course, but the most amazing stat. Still not this video just yet. Ms. Rebecca, I promise, when we ready for this video, we gonna hit you up. Ms. Rebecca.

[A]

Ms. Rebecca. That's LSU. We gotta be Audi Crooks place for the Iowa State. I move my body like a cyclone.

[B]

Bro. Audi had what is a 43 points in 19 minutes. Excuse me, ma'.

[A]

Am.

[B]

I'm sorry, Right, I'm sorry, ma'.

[C]

Am.

[B]

I think you had enough cookies tonight, too, because Jesus Christ. Who is on the defensive side of the ball in 19 minutes?

[A]

She. She has incredible footwork, bro.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Using her size to dominate not recklessly, but with poise and with class. And that's just a lot of buckets in 19 minutes.

[B]

A ton of them, bro. Like, come on, man, get whoever. They were playing the same milk jacket. Skyler Diggins, you got a lot of milk in that jacket. Get on. Get them girls some milk too, bro. Cause they need some salute to the women's game, bro. We gonna. We gonna cover them more then the Average show covers them this year here at the alley. And speaking of that, we got Ms. Rebecca. Here it is, LSU. LSU. Last night they had a game against Charlotte. Now before the game, Charlotte made a tick tock. That said, when you about to play LSU, when you know LSU about to play some real competition. Finally, Ms. Rebecca pull up the halftime score.

[A]

I like the confidence.

[B]

All right, here go the video.

[C]

You're driving me crazy. First you want the score, now you want the tick tock. Which one you want, kids?

[A]

Rebecca, question for you. How come every time you try to share your screen, I go full screen for a half a second and then you go to the shares?

[C]

I have no control over that. That's what Riverside does.

[B]

She has no control.

[C]

They don't let you control share button. And it does, it does to you. I have no, zero control. And probably because you're talking, sweet thing, you're talking and that's why it goes big on you. All right, look, lovely, precious.

[B]

This, this is a good one. This is pre game right here, this video.

[C]

Okay, here we go.

[B]

This is a pre game before LSU take it away. Look at them. They look so happy doing dances.

[A]

They had no idea what they were about to get into, right?

[B]

Oh my goodness. This is so embarrassing, bro. You thought, hey, man, Charlotte finna go get these girls around for their money. Pull up the halftime score, Ms. Rebecca. Now just not even the full score at halftime. How do you think these girls felt when they did that tick tock dance before the game? And the halftime score is 62. 17. 62-17-12 time. After the tick tock dance that went around the world, the final score was 117 to 59.

[A]

Man, I'm surprised they got the 59 right.

[B]

Second half they went crazy. For real, I ain't gonna lie to you. Because 17 to 59, it's a big step up. But the jokers of the day, okay.

[A]

So they practice that dance, they talk to each other before doing that dance. They then got into their warm ups into the bathroom at the arena to do the dance. And then they posted it with that text on screen, thinking they were about to do something. And that I would say was a mistake.

[B]

Belt to ass in the most asses of belts ways, man. Charlotte, text Skylar Diggins and tell her, big sis, I know you done gave out milk to two different teams, but do you have a sleeve full of milk left? Because we need some whole vitamin D.

[A]

We need to get our weight up, we need to get our skills up, we need to get our Arrogance down. I don't know how Charlotte ever thought they were going to compete with lsu, but I'm loving the confidence and feeling very. I'm feeling secondhand embarrassment is what I'm feeling, right?

[B]

And secondhand embarrassment segue. Steph Curry must have felt some secondhand embarrassment this week, because it was a lot coming out of that warriors camp about toughness, about focus. Brandon Podzemski got through in there. Under the bus a little bit.

[A]

It's Pajemski.

[B]

Pajimski.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

It's Pajinsky. I ain't know that that D and that Z made a jumps. I'll be saying par Zimp. Yeah, I'm learning. I'm willing to learn. You feel.

[A]

Listen, you're learning all the Eastern European white names I got.

[B]

You feel me? With the Jerry curl, having Eastern European whites, a lot was going on. Arrogant, right? He said. I mean, he said he wanted to be better than Steph, but, I mean, what's the. What's the answer you pos to give there? You feel me? What do you want to be? I want to be better than Michael Jackson. If you ask me how my. How I want my music to go. Now, this is no disrespect to Michael Jackson, of course, but come on, man, I gotta aim high. And my boy, my Brandon Pajinski.

[A]

There you go. There you go.

[B]

He aiming high. He said, want to be better than Steph, but Steph had to remind them folk last night, like, okay, better than who? 46 points last night against the San Antonio Spurs. Five rebound, five assists, you know, I mean, Scooby snacks, but this man's 37 years old. I know we give a lot of credit to LeBron being 41, the Aaron Rodgers bruh. Hats off to the 37 year olds out there getting it done, man. Him as KD still looking great out there, bro. How you feel about that win last night?

[A]

You know what's crazy is every time we feel like, oh, and the. The Reddit and the Instagram and the X Chat pops off, and it's like, oh, Steph's falling off a cliff. Oh, Steph showing his age. Oh, he looks like he's a half a step slow. He ain't got it no more. He's like, let me tell you who the f. I am. Listen, I can turn this. These jets on at any time, okay? Don't be playing with me. I'm 37 going on 27, and I can do this until I'm 47.

[B]

Mm. I make a buck I scram. I'm trying to show y' all who the I am.

[A]

No, he's incredible. The things that he does on a night to night basis. Clearly he's having to do a lot with. With the Jonathan Kaminga drama still circulating, percolating and bubbling through the locker room. Jimmy Butler's calling him out. We've got a cultural unfit situation happening and they want to trade him, but they can't trade them until January because they gave him that extension. I don't know. It's just a matter of when, not if. And if you're a team like Dallas, maybe you say, huh, let's see what we could do. See if we can filter AD their way, finesse them.

[B]

You can't trade. You cannot trade A.D. bruh. If you. Dallas, at this point, you have to. No, you don't. Because then you admit in that bro, we just traded away Luka Doncic for.

[A]

They've already admitted that Juju, they fired Nico Harrison. That's pretty much the first step in the admission of you've messed up.

[B]

I guess so you do, I guess at the Alcoholics Anonymous salute to all our people out there that's working on themselves. First thing first, my name is Juju and I'm an alcoholic. So you right. Them firing Nico Harrison was like, yeah, our name is the Dallas Mavericks. And we effed up. Even though like the owner, somebody had to sign off on that. It wasn't just Nico, but at the same time, Nico was the person with responsible and understanding of what is to come with that job. He was in charge.

[A]

Oh, here we go again. Do I. I just want to say if you've taken a quick Google scan, Mr. Becko or Dylan, I know Juju knows what he looks like, but if, if there was a like central casting for a dumb, no knowing basketball owner who like is a bit of a hayseed that.

[B]

What's a hay seed, bruh? Come on, bro. We can't be throwing those slurs, you.

[A]

Know, a Haitian slurs. Hey, see, he doesn't know. He's just coming in there. That would be Patrick Dumont. The only indicated looking about. Patrick Dumont is his last name, right?

[B]

The team is silent.

[A]

You look at him and he looks like the third member of Dumb and Dumber.

[B]

Oh, damn.

[A]

He looks like the, like a, like an AI version of the owner of the. Of the Las Vegas Raiders get him and he. And then like all of that how he looks. He's even dumber than that.

[B]

That's crazy. Hell yeah. He was sitting courtside. He go The. The Mavericks fan had. Had. See, I was gonna go. Ms. Rebecca, your timing, I promise, should be studied in the Smithsonian. Because I was. I was like, you know what, Mr. Beckham, put that video up. I'm gonna go ahead and throw two down.

[C]

And they give the producer some idea of what the. Is coming, not you two. It's a bingo roulette wheel of, like, this might come, that might not come. This is going to come. That's never going to come. You can go yourself to Sunday and just guess. Just guess. All of this. We're cutting Dylan. This is me having a breakdown. I put together a big prep document. I get the. From juju. Three pictures of college players nobody's following. Two seconds before we take. He goes to them at the fifth time. Back to the video. Here we go.

[B]

Bravo, Ms. Rebecca.

[A]

Listen, it's true, unfortunately.

[B]

15 yards, man. Personal. Personal file. 15 yards. But that was. That was amazing, though. I can't help you. Right? We put you in that position, and you already know shows, and that's why we appreciate you so much, because, yes, we do put you in awkward positions, but you're the best in the business, so we expect the best. Roll the video. Yep, bruh. Oh, my goodness. I'm talking about fire. Nico. He go to sleep at night hearing that, like, imagine his wife in these scenarios. Imagine his kids, like, going to the arena, going to see my dad.

[A]

They said that it's easier to play on the road than it was to play at home in terms of a hostile environment. Juju. They have a temporary rolling set of stairs seated next to Nico so he could scurry out like the rodent he is. Here's the thing. Patrick Dumont fired Nico after he sat with a Mavericks fan sitting in a Luka Doncic 77 jersey. And that just added to the. This guy is so dumb. Like a fan was the. Was the final straw for you with a fan. Stop it.

[B]

Enough.

[A]

Listen, you either roll with the guy that you signed off on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And let the ship go down. Let it explode. Let's see how it goes. Let's see what it's like with Kyrie, AD And Cooper Flag. You're gonna have to wait it out another year. Gonna have to wait it out. We're gonna be bad. This is the only year we have our own draft pick, so let's just be bad. And maybe we'll mess around and get AJ DeBance. So. Or maybe we'll get Darren Peterson. Or who knows? Maybe we'll get one of the. One of the boozer Twins. And so maybe it'll be Kyrie Cam, Boozer, Cooper Flag. Anthony Davis, Daniel Gaffer, PJ Washington, Derek Lively. That's a squad. Maybe. Maybe if they stay healthy. Who's stopping them? An acl.

[B]

You know what this is right here?

[A]

What's that?

[B]

This is a straight face. Ain't no way in hell don't folks finna get no damn boozer boy. Last year, we gave y' all the golden ticket.

[A]

We.

[B]

We told y' all which candy bar it was in. You chose a golden ticket. Congratulations. You get Cooper flag. Don't ask me for nothing else before we get out of here. The Clippers had a streaker. The other. Not even a streaker. A brother ran on the court. How you feel about folk running on courts, bruh? Cause I be thinking once you run on the court, you are entitled to whatever comes your way. Hold on.

[C]

Hold that thought. I have this one. Hold on, hold on.

[B]

Oh, you do?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Hold.

[B]

These orange jerseys are terrible. From the.

[A]

I think the same thing terrible.

[B]

And look, I thought this was a. AI. My boy is on the court. My boy look like AI.

[A]

Oh, my goodness. And he got move better raps than A.J. brown right now, G. That boy the whoopsie.

[B]

Bro. If I'm that security guard and you juke me in front of what is 20, 30,000 people? When I finally catch up to you, I'm putting your face in the.

[A]

What did he have on his T shirt that he wanted to. For people to see?

[B]

I. I think his mission fail.

[C]

I mean, he's got some good football moves there.

[A]

Like, yeah, he. His plants spin game is actually quite good.

[B]

Right? That I'm saying. But what. What you going to do with Joker?

[A]

Like, look at Joker. He's like this bull. Come on. This bull. And the. The girl right there with the Celsius in her, in her little cross body. She's like, ah.

[C]

That'S my doppelganger. That's how I would react to that.

[A]

Oh, my God, there's so much.

[B]

If I'm the security guard, she would have got bro messed up because. Oh, you. Oh, you. You. You having a good time seeing this? I'm finna put his face in the hardwood and on the LA logo. Like, we're not playing. You don't juke me out my shoes too. Oh, no. When I'm catching up to you, I am tackling you Ray Lewis style, and you're going to jail for the night.

[A]

So it's an immediate boy stop. Because again, it's not just the action. You have you ever, like, had to ask a question at a press conference and you are thinking about it and you're starting to get nervous about. Maybe you don't get nervous, but I always am like, okay, I gotta get my words come out of my mouth, right? And this is how I'm gonna say it. And this is what I'm gonna do. And then I'm like, do I do it? Do I not do it? Do I do it? My heart is racing, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And. And that is on. And I'm supposed to be there. If I'm in a game watching and I'm. I don't think he's sober, but if I'm sober, that is on a thousand that, like, should I do it? When am I doing it? Do I jump now? Do I not jump? Am I juking? And then you're just in it like, oh, I've made a disastrous decision. Like, they're coming after me. I'm probably going to jail. I'm never going to l a clipper game again, ever into it. Because, you know, Steve Ballmer has facial recognition and probably my DNA.

[B]

Damn, I forgot that.

[A]

So bad, bad, bad. Like, very much. Boy stop.

[B]

Yeah, it's a definite. Boy stop. Speaking of boy stop, the last segment of the day, Ms. Rebecca, the star of our show, let's get some boy stops up here.

[C]

This is a guy who goes on the field who's not a part of the team and takes it one step further. I've never seen anything like this. Here we go. Here we go. Check it out, check it out. Hold on.

[B]

They thought it was one of their teammates. Oh, my God, Bruh. That's the way you. Oh, my boy could score.

[A]

He did it. He said, yeah.

[B]

Oh, my goodness. That's the ultimate fan.

[A]

Oh, my God. He slid. That is not a fan.

[C]

It's a fan. He put on a shirt like theirs. He scored the goal.

[A]

How do you do that? Then he runs around the goal.

[C]

Then it's their teammate, right?

[B]

Bruh thought it was his teammate. He celebrated at first. He was like, hold on. Who? Wait, Joshua, wait, hold on. With this.

[C]

And then he's got no jersey number on.

[A]

They're like, is that ten day Tony?

[B]

Right, Bruh? Salute to the man, Bruh. This is the ultimate fan. Yes. He probably got his neck snapped later on that evening, but that's the ultimate thrill. My boy scored a goal for his favorite team, man. Imagine, bro. Can you imagine this? The celtics are playing a game right now, and then all of a sudden you see me pop up in an all green Celtics, and Jason Tatum passed me the ball and I wet the jumper. I'm talking about straight draws. Oh, bro. You can lock me up and throw away the key, bro. Just give me that footage. I'm good. Send this to my mama. Because Jason Taylor passed me an assist. Straight draws. So.

[A]

Like, again, that is a whole new level.

[C]

It's another level. Another level.

[A]

I don't even think you should tackle that guy. I think you should say, hey, do you want to try out?

[B]

Right. Because the composure required, the precision required. He has a lot of intangibles.

[A]

The celebration required to slide on your knees.

[C]

Speaking of fans going overboard. So this is a baseball player, number 29, right?

[B]

Oh, Lord.

[C]

I don't know if you've seen this, but apparently he's known for having a big backside. So then a fan shows up in this. Is this respectful or disrespectful?

[B]

I mean, I'll save you.

[A]

Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is it not a butt plug? Oh, no. Yes, it is.

[B]

It's a butt plug, but 100% a butt plug.

[C]

You just killed Trista. She's dead.

[A]

That to be the one chime in if Dylan is.

[B]

But at the same time, yes, Ms. Rebecca, that is a butt plug. But the big dumper. I don't know if his nickname comes from his butt being large. You know what I'm saying? I think he dumps home runs over the left field wall. I think he's, you know, I mean, I think that's more so where his nickname originates. I could be wrong. I haven't checked out the backside of my boy.

[C]

So is this guy just mentally ill that he puts a butt plug?

[B]

Yes. There we are.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You had to get that made. You had to get that T shirt made. It has his number on it, bro.

[B]

You spent thousands on thousands of dollars.

[A]

Company has to be like, what are we doing that? You have to have a screen printing operation at your own crib if you're doing that, because you cannot have that. And listen, anytime you make T shirts, you have to make them in bulk, usually. So how many of these damn T shirts does he have? A thousand.

[B]

A whole bunch of them he's got.

[A]

Flying out the shelves, giving them out to his friends for Halloween. Yeah.

[C]

To be right behind him, Right?

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is the alcs. This ain't no. This ain't no just baseball game where you can just pull up this, the champion. This to go to the Siri right here behind home plate, bro. You.

[A]

Is that Limitation. Is that. Is that T shirt like a proposal?

[C]

It could be. It could be.

[A]

Honestly, what is the meaning of this?

[C]

It's Grinder irl.

[A]

Yes. It's Grinder irl. Yes. That's what it is. Thank you. On me with that. If somebody pulls up. On me with that. Listen, it's a wrap. It's a wrap. You got it.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Blocked.

[B]

I think my boy just not funny because he was trying to go for. He's the big dumper. But guess what? It stops here tonight. And it's like.

[A]

Is that what you think it was?

[B]

No, I know. It's that dump.

[A]

That's smart. The dump starts tonight with our butt.

[C]

Plug, AKA oh, so, like, the pooing.

[A]

Stops tonight with them.

[B]

Exactly. He going for.

[A]

He thought he was clever. He thought he.

[C]

Other people get that. Am I just dumb, or did I didn't get it. Okay.

[B]

I mean, I just think a Vlad. A Vlad Guerrero Jr. Jersey would have done the trick. You feel?

[A]

Oh, man. Oh, man.

[B]

On that note, man, thank y' all so much for pulling up on us yet again, man. Trista, any last words?

[A]

Ms. Rebecca, we're sorry. We'll do better. We'll have a little bit more of a plan. I didn't even realize how messed up in the game we were and how we were putting you behind the eight ball. I just thought you were. You were the one who was bad, and it's actually us that's bad.

[B]

Yeah. And I like to second that apology to Ms. Rebecca. Sometimes, you know, you don't know how ugly something is until someone holds a mirror up to you, and you held that mirror up, and I was like, ew, look at it.

[A]

It stunk. It really did sting the nostrils. You know, we are bad.

[B]

Just like Sex Panther, the smell. But yeah, man. Thank you, as always to Ms. Rebecca Donahue. Follow her right now online. Ms. Rebecca at Rebecca Donahue. Take off. Miss. Follow my sister at Tristacriek everywhere. Follow the kid himself at Jujugatti everywhere. And follow my boy, the distinguished Dylan, at. Dylan Huang. How do you say your last name? Dylan?

[A]

Is it Wayne?

[B]

You got it.

[A]

Good job.

[B]

That's it. You feel me? Come on. Follow my boy, man, as well. Thank y' all for pulling up on us. Without y', all, who the hell are we? And catch us again next Tuesday. Same bat time, same bat channel, boom.