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Welcome back to the alley OOP where juju be lying straight off the top of the show. Did you get a notification on your. On your phone that the show was.
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Starting to be lying?
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You looked at your phone, you go, hey, I said, what happened? And you said, the show started. How many damn overtimes do we need in the beginning of November? All of them. All. The answer is it was last week. I know we don't like to talk a lot about the past. You know, we're forward looking. Was last week one of the best regular season weeks in the NBA In. In like b memory.
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It might be, bro, because the regular season usually don't register. But Steph vs. Wimby games, it's a lot of stuff that happened. Like K. Cunningham. It's a stuff that happened last week. So you might be on the song, sis.
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Oh, I have to ask your. Your perspective about this. Okay, so I posted. Speaking of Wemby, Steph, San Antonio versus the Warriors. So I posted a video of Wemby going at it. John, back and forth with Draymond. Right.
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Hold on. Tell them where to find you. Where do they find their post? What's your hand.
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That was on threads. Tristan Crick on threads. Find me there.
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There we go.
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And I posted Wemby's not taking any of Draymond's beep. And I love it. Right.
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Yeah.
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Was that a disrespectful caption or. Nah.
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Hell nah, bro. Come on now. To a non basketball fan, if you don't know Draymond Green and his antics and his repertoire, then yes, but you know what that mean if you're a basketball fan.
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Okay, so let me tell you about what happened next. So Draymond Green. Does Draymond Green know Draymond Green? Because what occurred was Draymond Green got straight straight into the mentions.
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Oh.
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And said, yeah, he did. And he said, look at you, miss Miserable.
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Hold on, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is. This is a tweet from Draymond. That's a three from Draymond.
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Yes.
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Let me see this. Oh, my goodness. Draymond, look. Salute to Draymond for. For commenting and realizing my sister online. Exactly. You got to know salute.
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I said, how am I the one that's miserable? You just calling me names. I'm over here commenting about a young pup not allowing you to treat sun him in the middle of a game when he's 7ft 5. You're 6 foot 6. 6 foot 7 on a good day. And you called this man who's the future of the league. Trash. I could have said so much more. But guess what? Now I got people in my comments being like, back in the day. Back in the day, you can't comment about interactions on the court between two players. There's a code, and you're not in the arena. And I'm like. I'm like, dog.
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Anyway, N. Them. Them Drake bots right there, Them ain't real people. Them. Them Drake bot or Kendrick bots. Absolutely not. I think you should have said to. Your response to him should have been, we would love to discuss this on the show. The alley oop. You know what I'm saying? Like, come debate me on this. Yeah. I mean, come be miserable with me, right? Since you think I'm so miserable. I challenge you to a debate, sir. On the alley oop.
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Draymond Baron Davis. Baron Davis. Friend of show friend. Like, been my guy for a very long time. I just thought that was interesting that he is logging on online, probably searching his name and finding ways to come at random people on the Internet. I think it's. I think he's starting to come for me specifically, like, anytime I say anything, because I think this is the third time in a row he's gotten to my mentions.
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I mean, the besmer besmirches, though. Like, you feel me, though you be smir. So once somebody see your name come up with aund and so notifications attached to it, prepare for that little interaction, bro.
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You got me or him? You.
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Especially on threads. Folk don't be getting notified for stuff on thread. He probably like, what is happening? Threads.
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What is this?
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And it was your ass. He was like, oh, look at you, Ms. Ms. Miserable. And then he talked to him, put his phone down.
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What a name. What a name, right? That's like a Netflix. Like, you know, like, there's a show called Ms. I know Ms. Rebecca or Dylan be watching the show. You know who I'm talking about, right?
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Marvelous Ms. Maisel.
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Yes, the marvelous Ms. Maisel. The marvelous Ms. Miserable. That's me.
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They should make that get on that T shirt.
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Great matchup between Wemby Andre. Great matchup between San Antonio and Golden State Warriors. Come back with two dubs. Steph goes absolutely nuclear. We talked about that actually on Thursday show or Friday show. And then it happened again. And we got a rerun of Steph in the highlight packages. But then we got multiple OT games. Portland and Dallas went to ot. We had San Antonio. Or we had Utah and Chicago go to double ot. We had Houston and Orlando go to ot, we had Kevin Durant again go nuclear. We're seeing time stand still for these old heads. And then we had multiple on, like, Monday of last week, a bunch of game winners as well. So I just feel like for a regular season, the stakes have felt very high.
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The state's got to be high because the Besmircher wasn't the only person to get a rise or reaction out of Draymond this week. Draymond actually also went to New Orleans and tried the man on front row. He say he kept calling me a female throughout the game, which in reality, they say he was calling him Angel Reese, which I don't know makes it worse or better. But at the same time, do you think he was inbounds or out of bounds or for pulling up on bro? Like, n. What's happening? Like, should NBA players do that? Go ahead and roll it. Ms. Rebecca, I see you got a clip ready for us. Salute to you. What happened in the second quarter with. With that fan? He just kept calling me a woman. It was a good joke at first, but what you say? You can't keep calling me a woman. Away. You know, he was speaking that he was tired, of course, from the game, and I think when them nerves set in you. You know what I mean? And then somebody asking you a question like that, you got to kind of keep it real. But he was keeping it kind of unreal a little bit by saying he kept calling me a woman. Like, nah, just say the real stuff, bro. Like, he was calling you Angel Reese, and you ain't like it. You got fed up.
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What is the comparison between Angel Reese and Draymond Green? I don't know. I don't quite see even the Besmircher in me where I can see. Yeah, I can see pot shots pretty much from a mile away. On how they connect, I don't see how that one, the Besmircher, doesn't see how it connects.
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Didn't they say he was getting his own rebounds and missing? Not that I know anything. I know nothing, but that's what I saw.
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Oh, they were calling him me bounds. He missed five straight shots, got his own mebound. So that's what it was. They weren't calling him a woman. They were saying, you are broke right now. That is wild. Maybe that's why he was taking it out. Maybe that's why. Yeah, I know he's got the money. Maybe that's when he was taking it out on me. Is he heard I said, hey, Wendy, didn't take your stuff and he was like, she called me a woman.
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Well, yeah, bruh. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. But answer the question, though. Do you think it's inbounds or out of bounds for you to roll up on somebody like that, though? Because, yes. He calls you injuries. He calls you me. My what? Insert here, insult. But you a millionaire, and you get paid to play a game. That millionaire. That. That cash come with responsibilities, man. It come with patience. It come with restraint. Do you think he exemplified that restraint and that patience that it takes to be a millionaire playing the game, hearing a fan who gonna be here once out of the year. You feel me?
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Before I answer this question, shout out to juju for being Mr. Accountability. Because a lot of times juju is Mr. Rainbows in the Sunshine. And right now, the Besmircher is rubbing off. So, no, I did not think it was inbounds. I do not think Draymond exemplifies professionalism when it comes to fan interaction. I do not think he exemplifies professionalism when it comes to his interactions with other players. We've seen that. That's why he's been suspended multiple times. I think he is a certified smack talker who gets in his feelings. Like, kiki, do you love me? Are you riding when anybody chirps back at him? I think he only wants to dish it and has a real problem taking it. And he likes to get. Let's get physical. Physical. That's what Draymond wants to do anytime he feels besmirched.
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Yeah, I feel you. Yeah, I think. Yeah. Because. Because the thing about it is you never know what type of day somebody having. I know what type of day you have. A millionaire man playing basketball. It's. It's pretty. I know that they go through stuff you feel. I know they go through deaths in the family, sickness. They go through everything we go through. But come on, bro. I don't paid my ticket to sit here half court. I paid my money to sit here just so I know I can talk to you sometimes. Like, I. My favorite thing to do at the WNBA courtside games is to players exactly how they cannot guard Ryan Howard. She can't guard you, sis. Look at her.
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Look.
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Look at her. She can't dribble. Go ahead. I. That's my experience. So I would feel crazy if Lexi hall turned around and said, you shut the heck up. Like, get him out of here. Like, hold on, hold on, Lexi. What we doing? Like, which is not the same because he a man But I still think it's. It's because that man could have fired off on Draymond, then we would have had a whole different conversation. Draymond right here in that man fade. Whatever. What that man said. You know What? I take UFC, I take Carl McGraw, and I guess what, Draymond, you're exposed. Draymond up. And now come get me off him. Come get me off him. I'm saying, don't do that, kids. Don't. It's not a good example, but what if that happened? You find yourself in the crawl space chicken wing, trying to talk to this young brother, neither here nor there.
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It was a confrontational move that in. I've been watching a mayor of Kingstown. You don't go face to face in the yard with somebody without knowing that you're exposing your rib cage and your throat. You're too close to him. I know he's got his feet on the hardwood, so he's probably not about that life. But you never know. You never know if somebody's never know, you know, a part of the. Part of that. And then they just bought the courtside tickets. You have no idea.
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Moving on. Also around the league, we had somebody else turn back the clock. Kevin Durant and the Houston Rockets against the Orlando Magic. Man, KD reminded us once again, my name is Kevin Durant, sir. I understand. I understand what y' all got over there. Jalen Suds. I understand you like to wear your headband on your neck, even though you should come home now. I understand that, though, little Magic. I understand Franz Wagner, who you are, but my name is Kevin Durant, sir. Did you take that game in sis?
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Yeah. I think what's fascinating, what's fascinating to me about it is this is the number one offense in the league right now. Houston Rockets have the number one offense. They're better than okc. They have a better offense than Golden State. They have a better offense than Denver. I mean, we're talking about powerhouses. We're talking about a team that takes barely any threes per game. They have the lowest, lowest frequency of three point shooting and the highest percentage of three point shooting. Kevin Durant is getting the majority of his buckets in the mid range. He's shooting like 70% from 17ft and in, which is outrageous. And you know what? He's a certified killer. And the missing piece for a Houston team that really was broke as hell offensively last year and was winning a bunch of 91 to 89 games. And now this team is a totally different squad.
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Yeah, and to think they don't even have their starting point guard right now, but they're pretty much auditioning Reed shepherd, putting their faith in the young fellas to get the job done. And they've been paying off that faith so far. You know what I mean? People always are also saying that John Morant might be the person to go to, to help the situation out or, you know, I mean, somebody around the league could step in and give them a more. More consistent effort at that point. Go out position. But let's take it away, Ms. Rebecca. Here go Katie at the end of the game the other night. That's your friend. If you're Houston. Durant on top, Durant pulling back, shooting for the tie. Three in your mouth, another one, and that wasn't even it.
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Left, right, snatch, back up, bottoms. That's what that was. Straight draws.
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Are they title contenders?
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No, they're in the West.
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Say less.
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But, you know, I am curious about before we move on the Knicks. Are the Knicks in trouble? Juju, We've got OG Anunoby with a hamstring injury. He's got a history injuries in his career. He's got a hamstring, he's out at least two weeks. But those injuries are notoriously difficult to come back from because, you know, your. Your power is all in your hammies. You know what it is? Juju lifts weights. He's doing hamstring curls and probably deadlifts and whatever else is the case. And you got Jalen Brunson with the, you know, squeaky ankle again, and he's gonna be missing time. And you've got a team that is paying a lot of their starting five a bunch of money. And then after that, even though it looks like there's a lot of depth, there's not really a lot of depth on this team. So considering the injuries, injuries of New York, how do we feel about the team, bruh?
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The east so weak to me, bruh. As long as the Knicks can make it to the play in, they'll be good, man. Face the Bulls first round, even though the Bulls doing good. Dang, it's a. It's not gonna last, bro. I have no faith in the east outside of the books. You don't want to necessarily run up on the bus, but ain't nobody in the east making no noise to make me think that the Knicks can't get it done from the 7C, the 4C, the 6C. It don't matter to me. As long as they make the playoffs, it's time For Bus Stop.
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I think that this clip is. It's kind of a version of do you see the blue dress or do you see the gold dress? That's my setup for this. So remember what you see in the first five seconds when you watch this, and we'll talk about it after you see it. Hold up for our audio listeners. The crew is about to watch a video where a blonde tattooed woman, about 20s or 30s stands in front of a kitchen counter. She picks up a metal spoon and then a lighter and lights the bottom of the spoon. This is when you think she's going to add illicit drugs to the spoon, but instead, a tub of ice cream slides into fridge.
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I know half of us watching this video just said, wow, this is a great idea. Where has this idea been my entire life? And the other half was like, I know this white girl ain't about to do crack on Instagram. Just let you know how you was raised, you know, what kind of upbringing you had.
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What'd you all think of that? What was your first. First three second impression?
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Listen, my first thought was, is this girl about to. Is this girl about to do crack on Instagram? Like, that's. I was like, she's taking the lighter to the spoon, dog. I know this bass head isn't pulling up as a boy. Stop.
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I saw, you know, I saw the same thing. And I'm going to tell you, I think it's because she's got, like, the perfect, like, slightly white trash, like, dejected face. Like, she's just got the face of, like, meth. Yeah. Like.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, what are we doing to this lady right now?
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Beautiful girl. No, she's a beautiful girl.
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Oh, she's beautiful. But she slightly has meth face, ladies. That's how I.
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She's got white dress, dejection face.
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Hold on, hold on. There's this beautiful actress that's. That is a little messy.
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Hold on.
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Let's Google it.
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Some of the hottest actors are methy, right? Tim Chalamet. You don't think you see him under a bridge? Sometimes I think you do.
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Mila. Mila Kunis is a little. Mila Kunis is a little messy.
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Yeah, yeah, I totally agree.
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Megan Fox is a little methy.
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Totally messy.
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Too far. You're going too far.
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Margot Robbie, depending on me. We're not talking about Barbara Barbie, Margot Robbie, but we're talking about other Margot Robbie Cross. A little methy. Who was the one? Amy Adams. A little messy. Scarlett Johansson.
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I'm just saying, this chick in the Tick Tock. She nailed the open call for the Ozarks. You know what I mean? She nailed it.
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Yes.
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I'm not understanding the rules of this though. I feel like you name all beautiful people, you name Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox. That is not methy in my head. I don't see that. I see it more so when like Ruthie from damn Ozarks or something. Like if you say, oh, sis. Matthew. Okay, I'll get that Salute to Ruthie from Rose Arts. I love you and I know you watch. So thank you for tuning in, but you know what I mean. Like what's the look?
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You gotta dirty them up, juju. They got to be under a bridge for a week and then it's the.
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Okay, it's the eye sunkenness. It's the.
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Yeah.
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How much eye makeup do they wear? What's going on with their complexion? Is it little sicky?
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Yeah, like a general loss of hope that Jody Foster.
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Oh, Jody Foster's a thousand percent methy. Are you kidding me? She's like central casting methy. That is Jody Foster. Yes.
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Thank everybody for tuning in. We appreciate that. We understand whatever you do.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Okay, look, whether you're methy regularly, Cigaretti berry. We, we accept all of you non denominational over here. Any last words on the way out, sis?
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Yeah, Jude, you got to tell me the good news as soon as we get off this stream.
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There is no news other than the alley. O will be back this Friday. Same bat time, same bat, same bat channel salute.
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Lock in.
Podcast: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Alley Oop 138: Draymond Fires Back at a Fan, Knicks Falling Apart & KD Proves His Greatness
Date: November 18, 2025
Broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and their rotating crew dive into a wild week in the NBA. The central themes: Draymond Green’s ongoing antics—including firing back at fans both online and in arenas—the thrilling state of the NBA’s regular season, Kevin Durant’s sustained excellence, and the ominous clouds over the New York Knicks’ season due to key injuries. The episode rounds out with a hilarious pop-culture tangent dissecting "methy" celebrity appearances drawn from a viral TikTok.
Timestamps: 00:00–06:00
Timestamps: 01:01–11:38
Timestamps: 11:38–14:09
Notable Moment:
Timestamps: 14:09–15:38
Timestamps: 15:38–19:12
A on Draymond’s pattern:
“Does Draymond Green know Draymond Green? Because what occurred was Draymond Green got straight into the mentions.” (02:11)
B, on player–fan boundaries:
“You a millionaire, and you get paid to play a game. That cash come with responsibilities…patience…restraint.” (08:21)
A, on Draymond’s professionalism:
“I do not think Draymond exemplifies professionalism when it comes to fan interaction.... He only wants to dish it and has a real problem taking it.” (09:10)
B, on Kevin Durant:
“KD reminded us once again, my name is Kevin Durant, sir. I understand what y’all got over there ... but my name is Kevin Durant, sir.” (11:45)
A, on Rockets:
“Their team takes barely any threes per game ... Kevin Durant is getting the majority of his buckets in the mid-range. He's shooting like 70% from 17ft and in, which is outrageous.” (12:27)
C, on TikTok deception:
“She nailed the open call for the Ozarks.” (17:56)
This episode was a quintessential Le Batard Show blend: sharp basketball insights, unfiltered hot takes, and a ridiculous pop-culture sidebar—all delivered with infectious, loose energy.