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Ladies and gentlemen, my name is juju. I wear jerseys.
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Juju jersey, juju jerseys.
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You feel me? No matter who it is, I like every team. You feel me? I can feel them being real, but at the same time, I root for the Celtics. My favorite player is Ant. Man, that's neither here nor there. I'm joined by my sister. Come on, you already know who my sister is. Trista Cree. How you doing, sis?
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The one of the only yts that ever had a black. A Black Planet account.
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Come on, man, we got to get a little. We got to put that in the rafters. That's. That's celebratory with a black Planet acc.
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Come on, man. And I did. I didn't even want to get on it. It was just where all my friends were. And they're like, come on, Tree Tree, come on, you gotta get up on there. And it's like, but it says Black Planet. And they're like, but you, but you're with us. And I'm like, oh, okay.
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Come on, man. And then guess what came out later. The album. And then guess what? The mixtape. Tree Tree. Coming soon to it, matter of fact, we need to revive Tree Tree. I think that might be what my new year's resolution coming soon. Spoiler alert. But speaking of the holiday season, what stood out for you the most of this holiday season? Whether it's hoops, whether it's family, whether it's experiences, what stood out to you the most this weekend?
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Well, in terms of basketball, I was at the game on Sunday between the Thunder, the defending champs, and the Portland Trailblazers, the only team so far that's beat them. And I just don't know that they're stoppable. They're 20 and one. Their offensive rating is an absurd. 119, top seven, top eight in the league. Their defensive ratings, 103, number one in the league. They have the best net rating in the league. They've got the best, you know, mid range, God free throw merchant. They got Jaylen Williams back. They didn't even need Isaiah Hardenstein to, To beat the Blazers. Chad got in foul trouble. I mean, they're just really inevitable. And I don't. I think it's kind of. It's been the. One of the most fun seasons of the NBA. But also at the same time, it's different than last year because everybody was still kind of like, well, we like the Thunder and all, but we'll see what it's, what it's about in the playoffs. You know, we'll see if they can. These young guns can really deliver when it's time, when it's ring time and it's like now we know that they can deliver when it's ring time and they're even more dominant. So it kind of takes the mystery away of who's going to win the title. Truthfully.
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I push on your point just then push out. Consider yourself good father. I think the, the Thunder, as good as they look, they gonn show me again in the playoffs, bro. Don't forget the Nuggets took them to seven last year with that Nuggets team. That rag last Nuggets team with Michael Porter Jr. Going over 7,000. You feel me like that. With Russell Westbrook, you don't know whether he f to shoot the ball or shoot you. Like this was the Nuggets last year and they took him to seven. So I think that with the Nuggets rearranging and getting a couple pieces like with my boy Cam Johnson, I think that right now, don't judge. You feel me? Don't judge Cam Johnson right now for how he looking right now. What is this, November? Don't judge December. Cam Johnson. I think that Cam Johnson move gonna make a lot more sense during them playoffs and I think just against them Oklahoma City Thunder, they got a little bit more to worry about for that championship than people think.
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Yeah, I think that's right. I think that's right. I think what I'm seeing is just a team that you wonder how many regular season they can really win, right. Regardless of the playoffs. And I will need to see it again. And I think you're right that the Nuggets could have actually won that series with that raggedy ass low depth team that they have. And they kind of gave one away to the Thunder. And honestly, like the Pacers could have beat him as well if, if Tyrese wouldn't have gone down or if they would have just covered, you know, handled business in that game that they collapsed. But yeah, they're 20 and one, Juju. They're 20 and one if they go another 20 games. If they're 40 and two, we've got now a 78 and four team.
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I mean, hey look that. And that's. And that's cute and that's adorable. Great job. Remember that one year when Tom Brady went undefeated in the regular season and then the Giants said come here, come here, my brother. In the super bowl you said you.
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Don'T care about the regular season.
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That's what I'm saying. Since when we start caring about the Regular season now, 73 and Thunder. Good. Now we care about the regular season.
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73 and 9 juju and what?
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Look, I don't give a Damn.
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No, no. 73 and 9. And they lied. And they lied. They got put home by the Cleveland Cavaliers. So you win 73 and still get sent back to Cancun.
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Come on, man. You know Cancun looks they love. They love a champion. And Cancun. Love to welcome a former champion down there. They already got the T shirts prepared for you. How was your Thanksgiving meal? All right. We ain't gonna skip over that.
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Like, what it was. It was fine. I don't. I don't love Thanksgiving juju. It's fine. I don't know that there's really. I don't think I like food that much. You know, it's just a holiday where you're built to. Even if have a bite of everything, you still end up being stuffed. And there may not be a worse feeling for me in the world than. Than being full. Like, I just.
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Yeah, g. Yeah, I feel you this year, though, out of nowhere, because I'm usually like that too, bro. I go to the store and get what's there. Give me the sausages. The. The what? They call them the polar sausages. I throw them on the grill. You feel me? I get some tater chips, L.A. i'm.
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What is this a barbecue? You're having a barbecue on Thanksgiving?
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You see what I'm saying? Like, I. I don't. I never cared about the sanctity that what people think I supposed to eat on Thanksgiving. I feel like as long as I'm having food, I'm having a great day. He did. And so, yeah, I. I get the police officer that's still left. Should they get some. Some salmon, like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm gonna treat myself on Thanksgiving. And so. But this year, though, my first year, I bought a turkey. You did. You feel me?
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It wasn't that good. The way you're rubbing your hands. The way you're rubbing your hands. I know it wasn't that good.
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Yes. Look, I promised to God on my life, so it's a lady at my. That goes to my gym, she has a restaurant. When she said wings and bruh, very fire. So, sis, what she does on Thanksgiving is she go to the schools for the kids and give out turkeys for Thanksgiving. But at her restaurant, she sells fried turkey turkeys, Cajun style barbecue and lemon, lemon pepper. I got a lemon pepper turkey, fried turkey. I'm here to tell you Ease up on the turkey convo. That's all I'm gonna say. I gotta get you a plate out there ASAP because my goodness gracious. Fried lemon pepper turkey for the win. I still got so much. I just ate me a sandwich just before we just started here. Sandwich me right now.
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Sandwich me right now. Sandwich me. I made turkey wings.
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Okay, which.
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Okay, let me. Let me be honest with you, Juju. I posted that joint on the gram and it was like. It was like the telltale sign of, like, who. Like, who really rocks and who doesn't, right? And that Turk, those turkey wings looked incredible crispy on the outside. We're basting every 30 minutes. We're putting the seasoning on there. We got lemon pepper. We got honey butter. We got all kinds of stuff.
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Yeah.
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And I. When I tell you, not one yt brother or sister gave me a shout out.
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That's messed up, bro.
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It was only. It was only my brothers and sisters from the other side of the melanin complexion.
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See, but that's why you get invited to blackplanet.com for just like this. Oh, y' all don't appreciate the turkey wings? Oh, okay. I know where they go. Appreciate them. Yes.
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I have probably 60 people being like, damn, those look good. Damn, Damn.
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Come on, man.
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Not one of all, like, all my hating ass white friends. They're like, why'd you. Why do you want the bad part of the turkey?
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Oh, my God.
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Do two Americas.
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For sure, for sure. Blackplanet.com backslash tree, tree. Lock in right now. Moving on, though, to my brother, it's back to the. Into the league. My brother Keonte George, bruh. He had one of the worst games in recent memory, bro. We already know the. The Tony Snail game might be one of the worst games ever. Even though Tony Snail a good guy, we know he listened to, like, starting.
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Out with the besmirch is very unlike you.
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Come on, man. I'm learning from my sister, bro. I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get better at this. You did me and I know you the best in the business, so I gotta be like, my sister, Ms. Rebecca wrote a Keonte George footage from the other night. It's kind of hard to explain, brother. What is. What are you doing? Pass to the other. Oh, you can add about. Lay up. What's happening?
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He's wiggling though, right? Oh, no.
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Turnover, Keante.
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Oh, no. This is a Javante type of a performance, bruh.
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Look.
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Oh, no, Keante, this is. This is egregious.
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You Gotta sit down, bro. What, is this on the coach too? A little bit, bro.
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Oh, my God.
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Nah. Hell, now after the third one, bro, you would have came and sat by me. So as bad as this is on Kentay, the Utah Jazz coach leaving his man in this damn game this long, Boy, what the hell wrong with you?
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Well, that just tells you, head coach, my man Will, he's got. He has no desire to win games. No desire to win. Real quick. I was at the game yesterday, two days ago.
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Which game? Portland.
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Portland versus okc?
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Yeah.
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And I've been very gentle with twin Chris Murray. Oh, no, I don't have any. Keonte George is giving me Chris Murray ptsd. When I tell you, Chris Murray, the experience of watching a role player of this magnitude that's literally in the starting lineup right now for no goddamn reasons.
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Other than bro got paid too on the off season, didn't he?
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No, that's Keegan.
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That's his brother. Yeah, exactly.
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When I tell you the Chris Murray experience is like shoving a pencil in your eye. It was brutal. He turned the ball over against the champs so many damn times. You don't want him. He has no athleticism. And I've been putting on for Chris Marie being like, maybe he's not as bad as everybody thinks. Like, oh, look, he shot a corner three. He made it. And he gave us a couple of those. I just want to say, Chris Marie, you're on my naughty list. You are horrible.
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You were.
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He had his head down, though, in the locker room after the game. I felt bad for Bruh. He knew he was bad. He knew it was his fault. Could have beaten the champs twice. The only two. The only team to beat the champs is Blazers. They could have had two wins instead of one, bro.
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You know what's so sad? Like, so deflating. Like, you know, like, you get to. You get up to about December 23, and then Santa hit you with the news. Like, good list naughtiness you got my boy going into December. December 1st, naughty list. Don't worry about the decorations. Don't worry about these trees you seeing. Nothing is under there for you, my boy.
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It's cold. It's cold in the stocking for Chris Murray, guaranteed.
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Well, look, give my boy some matches and he'll have a little.
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Is the Rip City remix for you, my boy? If I was in charge.
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Damn. But moving on is breaking news out of the NBA, bruh. And like you say, I'm wearing the jersey. It's rumored that AD himself is expecting to be traded. Bruh, how the mighty have kind of admitted they weren't mighty the entire time. How do you feel about everything going on in Dallas right now? No matter what, if it's Cooper Flag looking good, no matter what's going on. Kyrie coming back. It will soon. What's your. What are you getting right now out of Dallas?
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Well, what we're seeing is the Cooper Flag is one of them ones. He's killing. He really is. And multiple 30 point performances, you've got them defending on lockdown. He's taking the ball, making people look silly, making the Clippers look like they're a disaster. He's getting better with the Rock in his hand. He's like really starting to put things together. And that's what Jason Kidd wants for him. Right. Is putting him in tough spots and getting him to develop quickly. Like, the learning curve is very steep for Cooper Flag and he's handling it well. I think I know that we have con. Knipple. That's his name, Nipple, AKA the Nipple. He's actually like neck and neck with Cooper Flag for rookie of the year right now. The. The two exciting American whites going at it for rookie of the year is not something I anticipated going into the season. But I think like Dallas outside of that is. Is like pretty much in rebuild mode. What was you gonna say, bro?
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In every other instance in my entire life, K, N make us just a nuh like, you know what I mean? Like, it's not. No, you don't say K. Knowledge. You don't say knife. You say knife. You say knowledge. I think my boy last name really is Nipple, man.
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Yo, someone needs to ask him. Listen, how you know what I'm gonna do when Charlotte comes to town? Yeah, I'm gonna ask him to pronounce K, N, O, W, L, E, D, G, E. How do you pronounce that knowledge. How do you pronounce knife? K, N, I F, K, E knife. How do you pronounce the 1990s?
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Right. How do you pronounce the 1990s hit show? Not slanding.
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Literally. KN is no even that really problematic one that they. They have in. Yep. In college. Yep.
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Football. So we. We see you.
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Acknowledge while staying off the line of problematic.
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Hell yeah, bro. Speaking of problematic, though, you know my boy Jalen been smudging them boys all year, bro. And it is what it sound like my budget been smudging folks all year on that basketball court. Well, Rudy Gobert, a new member of the come home club, is probably telling my boy. Looks as though he's telling My boy. Hey, bro, we got a membership waiting on you, bro. Come home. Roll it, Ms. Rebecca. Look at her.
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He said, when you gonna just finally do it? I did it, right. Listen, you're painting that stuff on your head.
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Look.
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Oh, he even checked. He'll probably said, listen, you got some paint dripping off your head with the sweat. He's like, what me, right?
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And you can't help but smile back if you're Jalen Brown, bro. When Rudy Gobert ball head, Rudy Gobert after the games, first thing he want to tell you, you know, he been wanting to tell him this for weeks. As soon as the game over, I can't wait to talk to Jalen, bro. I gotta tell him, bro, how better my life has been since I came home, man.
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They can't clown you when you're bald. They really can.
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It's over with. You get a joke for what, the first two weeks? Big deal. I got Eminem's, man. My name is Jalen Brown, man. I'm a Finals mvp. NBA champion, man. Please come correct, man. I got my own shoes, sir. I got my own clothing line, man.
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I'm my own agent, sir.
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Come on, man.
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I. I saved myself 4% on that last contract. Super Max. All NBA, sir.
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Come on, man. Nike, they held me out of the Olympics, man. They mad at me. I got Nike mad at me, man. I got big folk. I got big fish to fry.
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That's the kind of motion I have.
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You feel me? I'm not worried about you, man. Excuse me. Go to work. How about that? Excuse me. Go to work.
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It's craz. I already started saying that to people in my Twitter comments. Excuse me. Go to work.
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Exactly. Come on, man.
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You.
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You wake up every day just to hate online salute to all the haters out there, but boy, I gotta get some 20, 26, man.
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Listen, don't you have five seasons of Stranger Things to watch? Come on.
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Come on, man. Something, something, bro. The Wire. Anything, bro. Just to come online and try to bother my sister. What are you doing? For real? For real. If that's what you're doing today, come on, look at yourself in the mirror and say, my bad. Moving on, though. Maxi Cleaver the other night for the Lakers, my boy, I don't know, this might go into the to the boy style area because my boy drove down the lane, had a pretty much an easy and one situation. These are professional players we talking about. My boy drove in the lane and threw up an airball. Layup, bruh. LeBron James could not contain his laughter. Camera zoom right on. Ain't on my boy. Roll it, Miss Rebecca. Look at that, everybody.
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What did that even hit? Oh my God.
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Leah Brown LeBron. Dumb as hell, bruh. Like, come on, you know good and we got that camera on you, bruh.
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Did his hand hit the rim?
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I don't know what the hell happened to Maxi, bro.
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His hand must have hit the rim. Braun is can't even contain that. What? It wasn't an airball. It hit something. There's a Definitely a ricochet shot. Can you imagine how bad your ups are if you can't even finger roll it in? Oh my God. You got rim check on a finger roll, sir? They're gonna clown him at practice.
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You got real check on the finger roll by being guarded by Sadiq Bay. Like that's just a funny sentence.
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They said, sir, you need to do some more calf raises in rehab because you can't even get up when you're almost seven feet tall. To. To. To finger roll. You can't even finger roll without a rim check.
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Okay, this brings to the perfect time to go to a segment we like to call. Boy Stop. Mr. Becca, what you got for us this week?
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That little snippet of Asia Wilson.
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Hot ones.
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Hot ones.
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Because damn.
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Damn. I ain't see it.
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Oh, it made me laugh. And it's also.
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You know, it's.
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It's thematic. It's thematic. You're talking about the turkey wings.
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You're talking about the wings.
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Yeah.
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You know, I never heard that part of the theme. Theme.
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I like it.
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You kind of remind me of seven from Stranger Things where you're like. You just repeat the word. You don't quite know. That was for you. I'm like in a weird robot voice.
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It's 11, right? It's 11. See, I got T2 box.
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Oh yeah. 11.
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11, right, man. Games included.
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Okay.
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This isn't bad. She anyways the tongue and dance. You sure this is the second one? I almost think three's a little softer touch than much. Yeah.
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Woo.
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Woo.
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What a summer that just saw me in my face. I'm sorry. I gave you a compliment, Lord.
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Yeah. Give me a second. Yeah, yeah.
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Take your time. And then, you know, see how you still talk.
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I know.
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I ain't seen my grace before. That's why it's kicking my butt. It is true. No grace. No grace. We're good. We're good though. We're good. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. On top of that respect, I promise you I'm gonna be polite and give you eye Contact. But right now, no, no, That bomb ain't nothing to play with. Honestly, I can't even taste this one. Oh, I can't. Like, I didn't know it could be this hot.
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My favorite thing was, I rebuke it. I rebuke it, I rebuke it.
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I like. She was like, she's like, oh, I'm sorry, I paid you a compliment, bruh.
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How hot the wings gotta be for you to contemplate looking me in my damn eyes? She said, you know what? I ain't gonna look at you, bruh.
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You guys eat hot stuff. Can you eat hot stuff?
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Yeah, I'm kind of like a dragon.
B
You're a dragon?
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Like a ghost pepper and all that.
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You could do all that for sure.
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I think we need to make our bets. That we do for our betting segment where if Juju loses, he eats something hotter than like, I get to choose what he eats. That's hot.
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I like, like it, I like it.
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And we get to watch him eat a ghost pepper live on the screen.
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Look, just for a little point of, of contention, every bottle of tequila I get from the store, I get like a bottle of tequila ahead of time, you know what I'm saying? Before the next one. But I soaked the other one. I got a jar full of peppers, serrano pepper, hot peppers, and I soaked my tequila in nothing but peppers for at least a week. And so all of my shots, bro, everybody who come over here, they be like, bro, what the hell is this? Like, yes, stay out my damn refrigerator.
B
Do you take the, the peppers out of the tequila so they can't tell?
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Nah, you just pour it. Well, I mean, you wonder what's going on once I'm pouring shots and they're just over there. I got a little jar in the refrigerator right now that doesn't have anything but the freshest one. And the other one's soaking for the next one. So I mean, that's just a little, little insight to what I. How hot I like stuff anyway. You did.
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Wow, that's crazy. That's a crazy anecdote. Honestly.
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That'S the most interesting story you ever heard in your life. I could tell on your face.
B
I'm shook it by it.
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I look at you right now, you can't believe I told that story, man.
B
Part of me, part of me wants like a spin off show where I just delve into the mind of Juju Gotti and like how you live in.
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General and his tequila peppers.
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My mom, here's something, here's something for y' all delving into my life. My mom is so frugal. She does this thing called Buy nothing where you basically, it's a communal hippie thing. But, like, the idea is that you don't really need to buy anything. You just get stuff from the community, a 1 mile radius, and you, like, put the word out if you need something, right? No, it's great. It's great. I got. What did I get the other day? I got a candle that I had to pick up. Anyways, she buy nothing. She submitted a bid for. So she likes 2% milk, and I like whole milk, and she submitted a bid for milk.
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Okay, here we go.
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And the milk had been used and opened for Thanksgiving, but they just used one cup for something in their recipe. And I told my friend, he goes, hold up. This is used milk. He's getting on Buy nothing that you're gonna have to pick up from someone's porch. Rethink that.
A
You know how bad it was sucked to be the first victim of the milk poisoner on the dam. Right?
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I was gonna say that. That's where my mind went. The fentanyl milk. I hope you enjoyed that fence and all.
B
Milk.
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I don't know where you live. You don't even get to hear the story. You don't even know it exists. This problem is out there. You're just the first one out of here also, too. Before we get out of here, everybody, you feel me? If you got itunes or whatever, check out my dogs and put out a new album right now. My dog Rush featuring the God Fahim. They put out Luxury Art 4 on iTunes right now featuring one track, featuring the kids. You know, you might find a face on there. You feel okay? So just check it out right now, you dig?
B
You think I can hop on a track, man?
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You got to know you can. I know. No questions asked. Now it's mandatory now that you put the thought in my head, it has to get done.
B
All right, all right. We're in there then. We're in there. Now I have some music to promote as well.
A
Right, right. Maybe we can make a new theme song for the show, too.
B
Oh, that's a great idea. Like Undisputed with Little Wayne, only it could be us.
A
Yeah, I like it. Gonna get with Dylan, bro. Dylan, bro. Thank you as always, Dylan. Do you think we got the capabilities to make a new theme song featuring the kids?
B
Come on.
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100.
B
Oh, yeah.
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There it is. Well, yeah, man. As always, thank you to the distinguished Dylan himself and Ms. Rebecca Donna, Hugh, please say the hue you feel me, Donna?
B
Who? Rebecca.
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He talking about. But yeah, man. Catch us again, man. This Friday, Same bad time, same bad channel. You dig it? Salute.
Date: December 2, 2025
Hosts: Juju Gotti, Trista Crick (Tree Tree), with Ms. Rebecca and Dylan
This episode, recorded at the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, is all about sharp NBA takes and contagious humor. Juju and Trista dissect the OKC Thunder’s league dominance, critique wild performances from rising and struggling NBA names (Keonte George, Chris Murray), and riff on the rumored Anthony Davis trade to the Mavericks. Peppered with playful Thanksgiving recaps, roast-worthy NBA moments, and their trademark playful banter, this episode is equal parts basketball nerdery, culture talk, and comedy.
“Remember that one year when Tom Brady went undefeated in the regular season and then the Giants said come here, my brother. In the super bowl… Since when we start caring about the regular season now?” (04:31)
“Ease up on the turkey convo. That’s all I’m gonna say. I gotta get you a plate out there ASAP because my goodness gracious. Fried lemon pepper turkey for the win.” (06:51)
“He had one of the worst games in recent memory, bro.” (09:02)
Juju expresses disbelief about Keonte’s series of turnovers, even questioning the coach’s judgment for leaving him in the game.
“The experience of watching a role player of this magnitude that's literally in the starting lineup right now for no goddamn reasons… is like shoving a pencil in your eye.” (11:21)
She laments Portland’s inability to beat the champs due to his mistakes.
“It’s rumored that AD himself is expecting to be traded. Bruh, how the mighty have kind of admitted they weren't mighty the entire time.” (12:44)
“The two exciting American whites going at it for rookie of the year is not something I anticipated.” (13:20)
“When Rudy Gobert ball head, Rudy Gobert after the games, first thing he want to tell you... I gotta tell him, bro, how better my life has been since I came home, man.” (16:17)
“They can't clown you when you're bald. They really can.” (16:35)
“My boy drove in the lane and threw up an airball. Layup, bruh. LeBron James could not contain his laughter.” (18:23)
“I soaked my tequila in nothing but peppers for at least a week.” (22:31)
“You know how bad it was sucked to be the first victim of the milk poisoner on the damn. Right?” (24:52)
| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 01:25 | OKC Thunder’s dominance and playoff skepticism | | 04:31 | The regular season vs. playoffs conversation | | 06:45 | Juju’s fried lemon pepper turkey testament | | 08:17 | Trista’s turkey wings and Instagram shoutout disparity | | 09:02 | Keonte George meltdown and coaching questions | | 11:21 | Chris Murray’s rough night and the “naughty list” | | 12:44 | Anthony Davis trade rumors and Mavericks’ outlook | | 14:22 | “Nipple” (Knipple) pronunciation riff | | 16:05 | Jalen Brown and Rudy Gobert’s “Come Home Club” | | 18:23 | Maxi Kleber’s airball layup and LeBron’s reaction | | 19:03 | Finger roll rim check comedy | | 21:50 | Asia Wilson’s Hot Ones and the “Boy Stop” segment | | 22:31 | Juju’s peppered tequila stories | | 24:29 | “Buy nothing” used milk anecdote | | 25:39 | New music and podcast theme song discussion |
The episode is loose, energetic, and playful, with hosts vibing off their genuine friendship. Sports analysis blends seamlessly with jokes, food stories, and personal anecdotes. The language is casual—sometimes irreverent—and always honest, keeping listeners both laughing and engaged in thoughtful hoops talk.
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