Alley Oop 146: Kyrie Irving vs a Robot, Bulls Ruin the Cavs & Knicks Take the NBA Cup

Summary

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Episode Overview

Theme:
This episode is a spirited mix of NBA analysis, pop-culture moments, and the show's signature comedy, recorded from the Elser Hotel in Miami. The crew—Juju, Ms. Rebecca, David, and Dylan—dive into the NBA Cup Final with a special focus on the Knicks’ triumph, discuss the surreal “Kyrie vs. Robot” incident, lament the Bulls and Cavs’ woes, and finish with laughs over viral videos and food etiquette.
The episode delivers sharp takes, playful banter, and memorable moments from start to finish.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

The Knicks Win the NBA Cup (05:39 – 09:21)

• Knicks’ Historic Victory (05:39):
  Juju brings the energy, declaring, “The New York Knicks have attained a championship in God's green 2025. How do you feel about it?”
  Ms. Rebecca reflects on the win, noting the Knicks' comeback and Wembanyama not being himself due to grief, after news of his grandmother’s passing (05:52).

  • Quote by Ms. Rebecca (05:52):
    “...Wemby, who looked like the best player on the planet just a few days ago, we found out, looked like there was something wrong with him… And clearly Wemby was Shooketh because he didn’t look like himself.”

• Banner Debate (06:36–08:47):
  Should the Knicks hang an in-season tournament banner?
  Ms. Rebecca: “We can’t hang and cut banners… we’re not taking these trophies and these banners and putting them next to real banners.” (06:43)
  Juju counters, pointing out MSG hung a Harry Styles banner, so why not honor a basketball achievement in some way?

  • Quote by Juju (07:16):
    “Y’all got a Harry Styles banner… That’s a banner in New York right now. Like, so, okay, Banner Police New York.” They compromise on a small insignia—like a gold star—on the court for the season (08:00–08:47).

• Player Praise: Tyler Kolek (09:21–10:29):
  Ms. Rebecca calls out Tyler Kolek for stepping up:

  • Quote by Ms. Rebecca (09:21):
    “Can we put some respect juju on our man Tyler Kolek? …Now, 14 points in the finals game and really meaningful points down the stretch that got them the Dub.”

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Bulls Upset Cavs: The Rematch (13:29 – 17:52)

• Context & Significance (13:29):
  Juju marks the Bulls-Bulls vs. Cavs game as a mental hurdle for Chicago, who hadn't won since Thanksgiving.

  • “The Chicago Bulls hadn’t won the game since Thanksgiving before last night... and the Bulls pulled out the dub.” (13:29)
    Discussion notes DeAndre Hunter’s role in both teams’ spirals and the apparent lingering curse from their previous infamous encounter.

• Cleveland Cavaliers’ Slide (15:59–17:52):
  Juju suggests the Cavs might need to “put a package together” for Donovan Mitchell as chemistry falters.
  Ms. Rebecca details how key rotation changes and injuries have led to struggles, warning, “I know how that story ends. It ends with a trade request. It ends with getting bounced out of the first round.” (17:44)

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Kyrie Irving vs. the Robot (17:52 – 20:59)

• The Viral Moment (17:52):
  The crew relives the surreal incident where Kyrie Irving knocked over a Mavericks promo robot.

  • Quote by Juju (18:07):
    “Kyrie Irving has made headlines yesterday after... getting into it with a robot. Did you see this?”
  • Quote by Ms. Rebecca (18:12):
    “After viciously assaulting... and sending said robot, who was not even doing anything to provoke Kyrie, right? He sent him to the Upside down.”

• Show Reactions:

  • Ms. Rebecca imagines Stephen A. Smith’s outrage if it were 2021.
  • Juju quips that robots/AI won’t forget: “You think that robot finna forget, bro?... Every robot on God's green Earth gonna have this information.” (20:39)
  • David admits, “I’ve never felt bad for a robot before, and I literally feel bad for this.” (20:16) Hilarity ensues as the cast rewinds and analyzes “Robot Shuffle Panic.”

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“Boy, Stop” Segment (21:06 – 28:07)

• Highlights:

  • Hilarious video review of a grandma shuffling across a basketball court during play, causing chaos and laughter.
    • Juju: “I’m on grandma ass, right? Hell no. She knew what she was doing, bro.” (22:58)
  • Food-sharing etiquette:
    • Ms. Rebecca self-reflects, “I know what the right answer is, and I know what my answer is.” (24:14)
    • Juju is generous with fries but sets boundaries: “When forks and spoons and straws get involved, Miss me with it.” (25:08)

• Quick Hit Viral Sports Videos:
  Including a self-deprecating meteorologist who wipes out on ice, prompting the group to say, “Falling is always funny. But if it’s somebody you care about... you got to have an ‘Are you okay’ in there.” (29:01)

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Women’s Basketball: W Unrivaled League Hype (29:11 – 31:06)

• WNBA Drama & Unrivaled League:
  The group previews “Unrivaled,” a new pro women’s league.
  Juju is all-in for Team Vinyl, listing stars with unfiltered excitement.
  • Quote by Juju (30:28):
    “That’s my squad no matter what… Big Erica Wheeler. Big Courtney Williams. Big Ryan Howard… Big B Juzzle, Brittany Griner.” Ms. Rebecca is Team Breeze: “A bunch of girls that’ll take your girl and your guy and get buckets in the meantime.” (30:45)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Knicks’ Banner Debate:

  • Ms. Rebecca (06:43): “We can’t hang and cut banners… we’re not taking these trophies and these banners and putting them next to real banners.”
  • Juju (07:16): “Y’all got a Harry Styles banner… That’s a banner in New York right now.”

• On Kyrie vs. Robot:

  • Ms. Rebecca (18:12): “After viciously assaulting... and sending said robot... He sent him to the Upside down.”
  • Juju (20:39): "You think that robot finna forget, bro? Every robot on God's green Earth gonna have this information."
  • David (20:16): “I’ve never felt bad for a robot before, and I literally feel bad for this.”

• On Sharing Food with Friends:

  • Juju (25:08): “When forks and spoons and straws get involved, Miss me with it.”

• On Grandma on Court:

  • Juju (22:58): “I’m on grandma ass, right? Hell no. She knew what she was doing, bro.”

• On Unrivaled League:

  • Ms. Rebecca (30:45): “Team get the baddies… A bunch of girls that’ll take your girl and your guy and get buckets.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Knicks NBA Cup & Banner Debate: 05:39–09:21
• Tyler Kolek Highlight: 09:21–10:29
• Bulls vs. Cavs Rematch: 13:29–17:52
• Kyrie Irving vs. Robot: 17:52–20:59
• Boy, Stop (Viral Videos & Etiquette): 21:06–28:07
• Women’s Basketball / Unrivaled League: 29:11–31:06

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Episode Tone & Style

• Highly conversational, witty, and playful banter, with signature Miami/sports culture flair.
• Panelists freely roast each other, celebrate niche sports moments, and riff on viral moments.
• Commitment to joyful engagement with fans and local sports, closing with gratitude to their audience.

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For New Listeners

If you missed the episode:

• Expect energetic NBA coverage with irreverent angles, especially on new or controversial moments.
• Don’t miss the in-depth and comedic breakdown of “Kyrie vs. Robot,” and the unapologetic hype for women’s basketball.
• The “Boy, Stop” segment provides the classic mix of viral hilarity, etiquette debate, and candid talk that defines the show’s voice.
  Whether you’re here for serious hoops analysis, jokes about grandmas on the court, or who’s allowed to take fries off your plate, this episode delivers.

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[David]

This is why I love you too. This is what I saw on Dan's show today. This was everybody else. Does mama want to work with this or does mama want to work with this?

[Ms. Rebecca]

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[Juju]

The kids are in the MIA slang.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And Yale to get my mayo.

[Juju]

It don't look like it right now, but we are actually in the same building in the same area code. My sister is in the the plush. You feel me? And I'm pretty sure people are drawing whatever the hell they want to put behind me. Screenshot us in the in the comments of what creative thing besides private parts you can put behind me in this scenario. It's gonna get probably nasty just like the fans be and salute to y'.

[Ms. Rebecca]

All.

[Juju]

But yeah, let's get creative. Who can put the best stuff behind me this week? But neither here nor there.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Juju. Have you seen that? I'm phenomenal. Have you seen that woman that's on Tick Tock? That does. She tries all the like TikTok creator cooking trends and she's like, everybody's so creative. Everybody's so creative. Now you just put a turkey inside of a marshmallow and then you put it in the microwave because that just sounds amazing. Have you seen her?

[Juju]

I can't wait to take this to.

[Ms. Rebecca]

The next family reunion.

[Juju]

Also Want to remind the audience that we have a phenomenal, phenomenal cast here. That it's hard to put into words sometimes, but my. Our staff, Mr. Ms. Rebecca and Mr. Dylan has come up with. What is it called? A sub stack page for the kids. Man, come on, man. If you got this, subscribe to the kids sub stat. What's the substances?

[Ms. Rebecca]

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[Juju]

Come on, man. You got.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Who they want. You, you, who they want. T. Crick. I don't know.

[Juju]

Yes, sir. Man, let's get right into it, man. The New York Knicks have attained a championship in God's green 2025. How do you feel about it?

[Ms. Rebecca]

I don't want to besmirch, but I will say they were down pretty much the whole game. And Wemby, who looked like the best player on the planet just a few days ago, we found out, looked like there was something wrong with him. Juju. And then I was like, oh, he's mourning his grandma. She just passed away today. And everybody deals with grief differently. Sometimes you play better and sometimes you go into Shook Shooketh mode. And clearly Wemby was Shooketh because he didn't look like himself. He was playing less minutes. And I don't think it was the injury. So to that I say congratulations to the Knicks.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Ms. Rebecca]

For capitalizing. But I'm not giving you all the credit in the world like I would have if Wemby was going berserk.

[Juju]

Yeah. How do you feel about them deciding not to hang the banner up in Madison Square Garden?

[Ms. Rebecca]

To me, that's the right move. We can't hang and cut banners. That's like, we're putting, like, if Jalen Brunson wins Eastern Conference mvp, like in the Eastern Conference finals, we're gonna put that up as well. No, we're not doing that. We're not taking these trophies and these banners and putting them next to real banners. And honestly, if you're the Milwaukee Bucks right now, if you're the LA Lakers right now, you need to take notes. Okay. We're not going to be just accumulating meaningless accolades and putting them up to real accolades. What do you think?

[Juju]

I disagree slightly because I think that they. There should be something banner does take it to the extreme. But. And, and with the Knicks, like, the audacity of them, when they got a Harry Styles banner in their, their auditorium sold out how many shows in a row for like a weekend? Like seven shows. That's a banner in New York right now. Like, so, okay, Banner Police New York. Oh, we don't need to ban take that Harry style about banner down then, damn it. But I do think that they should put at least like an insignia or a little logo on the court. You feel me? By the, by the logo, just a little gold star or something that says. Okay, cool. Well this season, the rest of season idea.

[Ms. Rebecca]

That's a good idea. Like a little star with the year inside of it, right? Like 25. And then you see, you see like next to the Knicks logo from the till the end of time on the corner or near, near it in the middle of the court you have a star with the 25 logo on it.

[Juju]

Yeah. Or even, even if it's just for the rest of this year. So every pitcher snap, every LeBron last shot, all that you're gonna see on the court in season tournament champions, neither here nor there with gonna put something up there soon. But hey, you gotta step across the championship sign when you step on the threshold of the msg. You feel me?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Or, or even like a trophy in the middle of the the court for the rest of the year. Or like a fake banner in the middle that just says IST winners 2025.

[Juju]

But there's a plaque or something. Something, something other. I, I do think it's, it's, it's important though. I, I, I, I go right when.

[Ms. Rebecca]

The whole world going season on the jersey patch. On the jersey.

[Juju]

Yeah, something. Because it's not nothing like yes, it's very new. So it's the popular thing always to do is trash what's new. You feel me? But at the same time, them boys getting extra half a, a ticket number getting 500 plus for winning that game. So tell them rookies on New York that this don't mean nothing. Who doubled their salary in one game.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Can we put some, can we put some respect juju on our man Tyler Kolek? Because this guy was on the trade block. They're calling all these teams to just move them for nothing. And other teams are like, yeah, no, I'm good, bro. I'm good. Like first of all, Marquette, Tyler Kolik is that guy. He, he had such dimes, such the ability to put pressure on the rim, a nice little smooth jump shot. It was to me, those type of players, it's only a matter of time. Like Colin Gillespie, like when he didn't work out right away, especially the white ones. The white ones that come from these high pedigree programs, point guards, it, it takes them a minute, okay, but the IQ's there like the, the shot is there. Even with Jalen Brunson, right? It took a second. And so I think you don't need to like, discard them right away. And now 14 points in the finals game and really meaningful points down the stretch that got them the Dub. What you think?

[Juju]

Yeah, I think he wanted it more. You feel me? Like, he just wanted more, right? He just wanted it more. He was like, look, man, I'm going after that loose ball. I'm getting in your drop screens as soon as you take the ball out. You feel me? Like, he was. He was out there with more of a dog in him than some of his teammates because he saw that check and boy saw that check. Like, now this ain't regular, bro. We in Vegas too. Speaking of Vegas, though, But speaking of that game, Mr. Beck, I know I'm putting you on the spot, but Floyd Money Mayweather was courtside at this game. And you know Mayweather's always putting on. You feel me? That's his name. His nickname is Money Mayweather. So you got to know what you're getting into. His. His partner in them called the Money team, man. You know what you're getting yourself into. Well, he was sitting courtside at the game next to Blue Ivy and Jay Z pulling out bankrolls out his bag, rubber banding on and counter next to Blue Ivy or peeling off. He giving. He giving money to the lady in the back. Who is that? The concession stand lady or whatever?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Must be, must be.

[Juju]

Bro, do you gotta peel off this. This big brick just to give her.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Her money, bro, that's crazy. No, that's crazy.

[Juju]

That.

[Ms. Rebecca]

That's something that'll get you jacked, I'll tell you that. You better come with your security. It was almost like he tried to hand it over to the girl. Two over for one over from Blue Ivy and. And she didn't even literally juju like being in the bad neighborhood. And it's not your first. It's first time in there. She was all straight ahead. Don't look left, don't look right in the periphery. As soon as next to you, you just probably ho. Was like, hey, he's gonna try some wild stuff, right?

[Juju]

Let's just play her. She like, yeah, I see it. Yeah, a little money, I don't mean nothing to me.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Yeah, I had that on my eighth birthday of courtside.

[Juju]

She might have been with him. I don't know who the little sister, but she was definitely cool as hell to me. Yeah, come on, Floyd. You're peeling off Bank Ro in front of them folks. I know he ain't Going to get no trouble for it because, you know, he's his security. Go crazy.

[Ms. Rebecca]

How much money is that stack?

[Juju]

If you guys had to guess, Dylan, our money specialist. Come on, turn your camera on 20K. 15 to 20K. Look, if Dylan say it, I know it's 20K, bro.

[Ms. Rebecca]

All right, 20.

[Juju]

Yeah. As the expert. As. As bundles of those in his closet right now. But still pays for rent in Glendale.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Walter White over here.

[Juju]

But don't look, if you know. If you know where Dylan live, do not try them because you will meet the security at the line. So play with.

[Ms. Rebecca]

At the moat. At the moat.

[Juju]

All right, moving on.

[David]

I think it's only 300 bucks and he's got some chocolate bars in the middle. That's. That's the way I would do it.

[Juju]

Look at Ms. Rebecca.

[Ms. Rebecca]

You mean like they would put he. Like he cut out money? It's like the book that Lily is in the book. It just holds a gun in the middle of it.

[Juju]

Exactly. He got 100 on each end. It's $200 plus like 75 ones.

[Ms. Rebecca]

We're gonna get a memo from Floyd Mayweather threatening to sue us for slandered. Given that his middle name is money.

[Juju]

Right. He like, I spelled my name out with a billion dollars one day. Like, come on, get off my back. But moving on. This, this won't be talked about a lot because who talks about these teams? But this game meant something special to me. I circled this game on the calendar a couple of almost damn. A couple months ago. Now, we know the Chicago Bulls have not been the same since the crossover. Right. Heard around the world. So last night was the rematch to get back. And the Chicago Bulls hadn't won the game since Thanksgiving. That's a sentence. They hadn't won a game since Thanksgiving before last night when the Cleveland Cavaliers said let's do it again. And the Bulls pulled out the dub. Now I happen to think the entire time and damn near no the Bulls not losing that game. Out of all the games. I know the Bulls are ass. But they ain't losing that game. The game that sent them down the spiral. They weren't losing that game. What you thought about that game since. Did you even care to tune in?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Listen, here's the thing. DeAndre Hunter was the one that sent him.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Into the death spiral. Right. Put him into the. What do they call that? They send him into the. Like the other place or the. There's like a name. They put him in the. Upside down. You had fake snow coming down like it was the Dolphin Mall right there. And Josh Giddy never returned. He had. He had all the vecna's inside of him. But yo, the DeAndre hunter though, has just really not been the same since that moment either. It's almost like they've been inextricably linked in a bad way. Now they're saying DeAndre Hunter needs to come off, off the bench. Do we have a highlight here? Did he. Did he have a good, A good, good moment that maybe is a non sequitur? Seems like it is.

[Juju]

Damn, bro.

[Ms. Rebecca]

DeAndre, what are these jerseys?

[Juju]

Right Ass on ass jersey.

[Ms. Rebecca]

What are these jerseys? Oh, my. Mediocre Heat jerseys, right?

[Juju]

You right, bro. Ever since cuz, I was like, man, why is you besmirching a DeAndre hunter that one time I try to get him props.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Yeah, he's been bad.

[Juju]

Proof has been in the damn pudding. The banana pudding.

[Ms. Rebecca]

If this is the highlight of DeAndre Hunter having a monster jam over Jalen, I was like, I don't even remember this dunk, bruh.

[Juju]

He don't remember this regular.

[Ms. Rebecca]

It was a regular ass dunk. Moving on.

[Juju]

It was so regular. But yeah, bro, the boys got the dog, you feel me? The Cleveland Cavaliers, though, to kind of stay there, bruh. Y' all boys need to get something together, man. Y' all might need to put a package together for my boy Don the Don Donovan Mitchell. Because dare I say, y', all, this ain't looking good. You can't be losing to the Bulls, bro. I don't care. Last year y' all was number one. Yeah, I don't know if it's Jared Allen. I don't know if it's your boy DeAndre Hunter. I don't know if it's D.J. or Darius Garland. Somebody gotta get shipped up out of Cleveland, bro. What you think?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Things all went down when they left. They traded George Niang, Bang Bang Yang, traded Charis Lavert and got rid of Ty Jerome. Those three guys in the rotation have been more meaningful than say, a DeAndre hunter, than, say, Alonzo ball. Like these moves, although I understood them when they made them juju, I just don't think it's really worked out. But more so, more so. You've got injuries abound and ones that I do not see happening. I do not see them getting fixed. Evan Mobley, out for a minute. Jared Allen, out for a minute. Darius Garland, back, but still not really back. Donovan Mitchell, we were applauding him for taking less shots, being less of a ball hog in a good way, and putting the team first. This is an offense that spreads the sugar around juju. And now is back to being the Utah Jazz Donovan Mitchell show again. And I'm gonna tell you, I know how that story ends. It ends with a trade request. It ends with getting bounced out of the first round of the playoffs. And it ends with us, me and, unfortunately, juju as well be smirching you.

[Juju]

Damn. And that's that. On that. Kyrie Irving has made headlines yesterday after. This is a real sentence. After getting into it with a robot. Did you see this?

[Ms. Rebecca]

After viciously assaulting.

[Juju]

There we go. That's more likely.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And sending said robot, who was not even doing anything to provoke Kyrie, right? He sent him to the Upside down.

[Juju]

Absolutely. Roll it, Ms. Rebecca. Look at the Dallas Mavericks, right? Basically, the robot showing off for the Mavericks. He like, look what I can do. Oh, hey, Kyrie, you're my favorite player. Oh, God. J5. Oh, no. J5 down, bro. What in the hell is wrong with my dog? Kyrie, bro.

[Ms. Rebecca]

What is he thinking, bro? He thought I could just push him and I would just get back up. He just popped. Oh, that was so fun, Kyrie. Oh, he's like, let me see what this robot could do. My apology. I thought I could push him a little harder. Oh, my God. It's good thing it's not 2021 when Kyrie's image was the lowest that it's ever been. Kyrie's been on a heater. Oh, it would have been over. He would have been at the league. Stephen A. Smith would have been on first take being like, my brother, Kyrie Irving. It's time. We're. We're assaulting robots.

[Juju]

We can't be Smirks the kid. Let's not besmirch the kids. Stephen ain't here, bro. But you right. My boy would have let him have it, bro. Come on, bro. This is how you know Kyrie know he messed up, right? Because he's trying to do stuff that don't even make sense. That. That will work, bruh. You know good and well you picking up that damn robot ain't gonna bring him back to life.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He's trying to triage like he's part of the EMT crew, like he's part of the tech. Look at. He's like. Like dusting them off.

[Juju]

Get up, King. Get up, King. Come on, champ.

[Ms. Rebecca]

This came out of nowhere. This robot's doing all kinds of cool stuff. And Kyrie smoothly comes over, looks him.

[Juju]

Up, and goes powder right whole time. So you can tell the robot ain't want no smoke. If you rewind the clip a little, the robot actually looks scared. When Kyrie's approach, right? He's like, whoa, sir.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Juju]

You're taller than you are on tv.

[David]

I've never felt bad for a robot before, and I literally feel bad for this.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He went. He went shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Run that back one more time. He went shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Like, oh, no. Oh, no. Something bad's about to happen. There we go.

[Juju]

Danger. Danger. No, look, I don't feel bad for the robot. I'm contrary to. To that.

[Ms. Rebecca]

You don't do that.

[Juju]

Hell no. I feel bad for Kyrie. Cause, look, you think that robot finna forget, bro. You think AI Intelligence ain't gonna spread that round like Pluribus? Every robot on God's green Earth gonna have this information.

[Ms. Rebecca]

So, Kyrie, welcome, Kyrie. Hello, Kyrie.

[Juju]

I'm scared there. You just scared me. We got a segment here at the Alley OOP that we like to call Boy.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Boy. Stop.

[Juju]

Miss Rebecca, what you got for us today?

[David]

Well, the first thing I want to play, because I thought it was just freaking hilarious, is your video juju. What I like about, you know, grandmas is they don't give an F. They don't give an F about anything. And I hope in another two years when I become this old.

[Juju]

Oh, my God. Come on, bro. You gotta put more than two on it now. You gotta put leaf.

[David]

I hope that I am this woman. Let me just say. Here we go.

[Juju]

Grandma walking across the basket, shuffling.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Why is she shuffling right?

[Juju]

It's like nothing wrong with it.

[Ms. Rebecca]

She's in the middle of the game, bro.

[Juju]

Wait a minute.

[David]

Never stop. Listen. Mama gotta get across the court.

[Juju]

She gotta get there, bruh. Grandma knows she wrong, bruh. Ain't no way in hell there's an.

[David]

Almond Joy waiting for her on the other side. She gotta get to it.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Oh, my God.

[Juju]

Grandma. I'm gonna block the shot. Man.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Look at.

[Juju]

Hold on. Pause it, bro. He going too crazy.

[Ms. Rebecca]

10 seconds. All right, so pause it now. So he's like the white kid. It had the layup that she obviously deterred. And he's like, the.

[David]

Is this.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Sorry. Is this what imagine doing right?

[Juju]

Imagine being a little kid. But you just stole the ball from little bro. Like, oh, yeah, cookies. This is my chance. Fast break. Finally. Abuela. What in the heck? Oh, hell no. Time out, bro.

[Ms. Rebecca]

The thing is, is she didn't even, like, stutter step. Like, the robot did, like, didn't even make. She just walked. Didn't slow up. She slowed down right there just to let the traffic pass, but then just kept on going, bro.

[Juju]

I'm on grandma ass, right? Hell no. She knew what she was doing, bro. Ain't no way in hell I know around right now. You could have got it confused, but once you've seen folk, you got to give us at least. Oh, my bad. Y' all put your hand up like.

[Ms. Rebecca]

No, she did.

[Juju]

That's on me. She did put a hand up. Yeah, I gotta be up more intentional than that. Fair, cat. You gotta fair catch that hand.

[Ms. Rebecca]

You gotta be like.

[Juju]

You gotta make the referee see it. That's on me. But salute to mom, Grandma. Salute. Thank you for at least supporting the game of basketball, but at the end of the day, walking your ass across that court during the play. Girl, stop, stop. What's next, Ms. Rebecca?

[David]

All right, so this one, I think I want you to both take aside. I think I know where you stand, but I just want to say, is this okay to do with friends? Is this okay to do. Here we go.

[Juju]

I'm saying it. I'm saying what? No. Watch out, watch out. No, no, no. Watch out, watch out, dog. Watch out, dog. You just masked your. Watch out, watch out, dog. We might have to go. I'm saying that. I'm saying what? No. Watch out, watch out, watch out, dog. Watch out, dog. The truth. Almost got hands put on. Watch out, watch out, dog.

[David]

Do you let your friends share the food off your plate?

[Juju]

Go ahead, Tristy.

[Ms. Rebecca]

All right. All right. So here's the thing. I know what the right answer is, and I know what my answer is.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And the answer is I saw juju with a fruit plate that he got for free from the hotel. And if it was anyone other than juju, I would have opened up that stuff. Cellophane, baby. And grab me some blackberries. Grab me some lyi fruit. But because it's juju. And I know how he has boundaries, and he wasn't even going to eat it. He told me specifically, I'm not even going to eat this. Yeah, I knew that. I. We don't have. I think he let. No, you know what? Juju. Juju brought Shake Shack through. And. And I grabbed a fry. I grabbed a fry. I think he was done with the fries, but I grabbed the last one. Fry. How did you feel about that? In the moment?

[Juju]

I share it with my sister. My. Look, I. I have no problem with that. As long as it's my people. Let's go. And just. I have no problem with it. Literally. Now when forks and spoons and straws get involved, Miss me with it. I don't want you. I. I don't know what you was up to yesterday afternoon with that brother or that sister. Yeah, you can't have nothing from a spoon, but at the same time, spoon.

[Ms. Rebecca]

If it's another spoon, it's cool.

[Juju]

Yeah, you can get your own spoon once one dip in there, though. And once you want to go in. In your. In your soup coolers over with so.

[Ms. Rebecca]

We couldn't share like a banana pudding.

[Juju]

I mean, let me go ahead and get mine first. You feel me? And then go ahead. Go. Go crazy.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I don't do anything really. Juju. My mouth is clean. I can tell you these curse words.

[Juju]

Ollie, mouth, you know, Dog's got the cleanest mouth ever. I looked over and Tristan, look, let me say, her and Ollie got a good relationship. Hud, no doubt.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He goes, we're standing at the Ross or whatever. Marshall's. Where were we? White elephant. And I'm like, oh, Ollie. And he's all in my nose. And Juju. Juju goes, get a room. So, yeah, I don't care that you're hoeing. You got this dog over here. He's probably licking his red rocket, and you're letting his little mouth into your nose and mouth. That's probably the most Caucasian thing about me, honestly. I let my dog kiss me in the face.

[Juju]

Moving on. Ms. Rebecca, what else you got for us?

[Ms. Rebecca]

That's a boy. Stop. To me, honestly, I think, like, is. That's really what we learned from this segment is so I wonder, like, should you.

[David]

With weather that you don't come from that weather that you don't. You don't understand.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Okay, what's this about?

[Juju]

David?

[David]

Here's like a little, you know, I would call him an amateur meteorologist. Here we go.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Okay, okay.

[Juju]

In my neighborhood, it's snowing in Canada. Southern California. Got some snow and plenty of. It's beautiful here. It's coming down.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Okay.

[Juju]

I'm an untrained meteorologist. Untrained. Reporting on the snow. I mean, it's in the streets. Oh, damn. On the snow. I mean, it's in the streets. Damn.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Damn, that. Damn. We need to cut that dam and make drops in the middle of the podcast.

[David]

I agree.

[Ms. Rebecca]

When I do something bad or Juju says something. Something mean or whatever, it's like, damn, damn. It's in the streets. Damn.

[Juju]

Bro. I was two seconds away from saying, Ms. Rebecca, what the hell is this video? And she knew what she was doing.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I was looking at him like, this video is about to end. There's nothing here.

[David]

I laughed out loud when I saw that. I'm like, you got to be kidding me. It was amazing, bruh.

[Juju]

That's funny as hell, bro. Like, greatest.

[Ms. Rebecca]

It's in the streets. Damn.

[David]

Fall down from it. Oh, my God.

[Juju]

But you can see the CTE that he got instantly through the phone.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I don't know if you guys saw my photograph. Like, sometimes I get my friends the video of me when we're hanging out. Like, I don't make juju this, but my friend was riding his bike with me and trying to video me, and he was doing it with one hand while trying to get going started. And he just. And I'm like. And I'm like, yeah. You know, the thing is, you know Justin Bieber. And he just. Pow. And then there was like a laugh. Like, you could hear me kind of chuckle at his misfortune. And then it's like, one, one thousand, two, a thousand. You okay?

[David]

But that is the thing, isn't it? Because falling is always funny. But if it's somebody you care about.

[Juju]

You gotta have an.

[David]

Are you okay in there?

[Ms. Rebecca]

You know you have to break up. Okay.

[Juju]

Yeah, right? And before we get out of here, we got unrival season coming up, man. Finally upon us. WNBA got drama on. Drama. Ms. Alex just just reported that the league is now open to a strike. They can strike if necessary now. So, I mean, a lot going on with the W, but the unrivaled league is in full effect come January. And you already know the kids gonna be reporting live on that. You got to know, if you don't know already. And vinyl is my squad no matter what. I don't give a damn about none of the nothing. I'm sticking. Put my flag down. I'm choosing a side. I know we got pace this year. We got a lot of exciting. You feel me on breeze? We got my bro in the league where Tasha Cloud and Tiffany Hayes, my favorite player ever, is literally on the same team with the Miss. It's not enough, man. That's my second favorite team. But I'm rolling with the vinyl man. Like Bruh. Big Erica Wheeler. Big Courtney Williams. Big Ryan Howard, man. Bit Ray Burrell. Big B Juzzle, Brittany Griner. And guess who else, Derek Hamburg. Come on, man. Y' all already know what's going on. If you see me, this what? This is what I'm about this year. We getting that chill this year, too. We almost got it last year. But hey, man, lock in, man. Who Your team, sis.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I'm Team Breeze. I'm team get the baddies team. Get the baddies. A bunch of girls that'll take your girl and your guy and get buckets. In the meantime, if you don't know who's on that squad, just look it up and you can see. Yeah, she'll take your girl, she'll take your girl? She'll take your girl? She'll take your guy and your girl and maybe turn your girl out.

[Juju]

Take my damn girl? You can stay hell away from my damn girl. I know that part, but neither here nor there. Come on, man. Vinyl. I see y', all, man. Y' all got to know ain't nothing going down this year without me supporting y', all, man. And speaking of support and nothing going down, this show can't go down without the support of every single listener that's listening right now under the sound of my voice. Whoever and wherever you are, we thank you so much, bruh. Any last words before we get out of here, sis?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Love Juju, love Miami, love unrivaled, and Most importantly, love Ms. Rebecca Dillon and the fans. Without y', all, what the hell are we?

[Juju]

You feel me? Lock in with us next Tuesday. Same bad time, same bad channel.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Lock in.

[Juju]

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[Juju]

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