Alley Oop 151: Schröder Fined for Allegedly Hitting Luka | MPJ Trade Buzz + Randle vs Wemby Stare Down

Summary

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Podcast Summary:

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz — Alley Oop 151: Schröder Fined for Allegedly Hitting Luka | MPJ Trade Buzz + Randle vs Wemby Stare Down
Date: January 13, 2026
Featured Hosts: Juju, Ms. Rebecca Donahue, Dylan

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Episode Overview

Broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in Miami, Juju and Ms. Rebecca bring their signature blend of humor, NBA insight, and unfiltered banter to discuss the latest in basketball—highlighting Anthony Edwards' clutch performance, the Schröder-Luka drama, Michael Porter Jr.'s trade rumors, and a viral Julius Randle vs. Wembanyama stare-down, before diving into a wild peewee hockey fight. Spirited, irreverent, and sharp, they dissect players’ reputations, management decisions, and the wilder side of sports culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. NBA Fashion: Tights Debate

• [00:00 – 00:19; 21:00 – 21:36]
  The episode opens with Juju clowning NBA players for wearing tights:
  • “You an NBA player and you always go tights on socks, bro, you weak as hell.” — Juju (00:00)
  • “You look like a damn ballerina, bro.” — Juju (21:25) Ms. Rebecca riffs on the “onesie” look, poking fun at players needing to ‘keep their legs warm.’

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2. Fetty Wap Released

• [00:19 – 01:17]
  Brief pop culture aside: Juju and Ms. Rebecca celebrate the release of rapper Fetty Wap, reminiscing about his impact on their college years and making jokes about his string of hits.
  • “There is almost no artist that defined my later college years than Fetty Wap.” — Ms. Rebecca (00:42)
  • Juju encourages the artist to enjoy time with family before returning to music.

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3. Anthony Edwards' Clutch Game-Winner Over Wembanyama

• [01:17 – 02:43]
  Juju highlights Anthony Edwards' buzzer-beater against the Spurs and ranks him among the top clutch scorers:
  • “He top five, and he ain’t number five.” — Juju (01:52)
  • Ms. Rebecca and Juju debate the current “clutch” hierarchy:
    1. (Injured) “the most clutch playoff scorer” (unclear, but joke refers to Tyrese Halliburton)
    2. Jalen Brunson
    3. Jokic
    4. Anthony Edwards

Notable Quote:

• “Where were you when that bow hit the back of the rim in Madison Square Garden? ... it's one of the things you gotta tell your children about.” — Juju (02:43)

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4. Indiana’s Remarkable Sports Year

• [02:43 – 04:18]
  Ms. Rebecca outlines Indiana's great sports moments: Halliburton's playoff heroics, WNBA All-Star game, Kelsey Mitchell’s finals cramp, and “finally found a quarterback.”

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5. How to Build a Contender in the West

• [04:18 – 05:47]
  Discussion pivots to roster construction—Timberwolves “built to beat the Nuggets but not the Thunder,” highlighting the difficulty of preparing for every Western Conference threat.

  • Play segment of Ant Edwards discussing facing Wembanyama in crunch time:
    • “He’s so tall, bro, like he take away everything... you got the ball and you see Wemby on you... it’s like that meme... Wonder how I got here type, you feel me?” — Ant Edwards via Juju (04:46)

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6. Should Minnesota Trade for Ja Morant?

• [05:47 – 07:08]
  Juju speculates about a splashy Wolves trade for Ja Morant. Offers up mock trade packages—mostly for laughs.

  • “I'm keeping all the dogs... Memphis, don't you love Mike Conley Jr.?... Give us Ja Morant, man, and stop playing!” — Juju (06:06–06:46)

• Ms. Rebecca: “If they have to give up a piece, I would prefer that piece not be Jaden McDaniels.” (07:08)

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7. The Dennis Schröder–Luka Dončić Confrontation

• [07:21 – 11:59]
  Juju and Ms. Rebecca dissect Dennis Schröder’s recent fine/suspension for allegedly hitting Luka Dončić. Schröder denies merely “attempting” to strike Luka, claiming “I laid hands on the boy.”
  • “Attempt in my ass. I laid hands on the boy.” — Juju, quoting Schröder (07:21)
  • “Reports said bro got slapped... that’s why Dennis Schroeder saying ‘attempting’ — yeah right.” — Juju (08:28)

Motivations:

• Discussion about Schröder turning down a huge contract, being clowned by Luka, and the underlying respect angle.
  • “What he cares about is respect. You're not about to disrespect me.” — Ms. Rebecca (09:32)

Deeper context:

• Ms. Rebecca and Juju touch on race, cultural respect, and Schröder’s upbringing in Germany:
  • “My boy grew up in Germany... you know what it’s like being a little black kid growing up over there?” — Juju (10:58)

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8. Michael Porter Jr. Trade Speculation

• [12:00 – 16:12]
  Rumors swirl about MPJ being moved before the trade deadline. Is he a true franchise cornerstone?

  • Juju tries to argue MPJ could be a franchise player, but Ms. Rebecca quickly dismantles the case:
    • “You can't build a franchise around somebody whose brother went to jail for manipulating Marcus.” (13:43)
    • “He has a brace on his leg that they give the victims from strokes to teach them how to walk again. And he has to wear that every single NBA game.” — Ms. Rebecca (14:44)

• Debate shifts to potential fit with the Warriors:

  • “As a third piece, he's really good ... at his size, a 40% shooter ... now you get a new look at what he’s able to do.” — Ms. Rebecca (15:24–16:12)

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9. Anthony Davis’ Injuries and Trade Worth

• [16:12 – 20:37]
  Comedic roast of Anthony Davis' injury woes:
  • “Mr. Glass, Mr. Bandages, Mr. Knee wrap, Mr. Fetty knee wap... Mr. Ankle, Mr. Three-to-six weeks...” — Juju (16:12)
  • “He doesn't get enough hate for the baby fro. To be honest. It's terrible.” — Ms. Rebecca (17:07)
  • Full list of injuries read aloud.
    Trade hypotheticals follow, with both hosts quickly dismissing most offers as “disrespectful” to AD’s value, and recommending teams rest him all season for a playoff-only run.

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10. Randall vs. Wemby ‘Stare Down’ Viral Clip

• [21:36 – 24:43]
  Julius Randle’s awkward, intense stare at Victor Wembanyama goes viral.
  • “He is not just looking at Wemby like he wants to take a shiv made out of a Bic pen, but he's also looking like he thinks Wemby's a bit of a snack as well.” — Ms. Rebecca (22:15)
  • “Fresh meat is so crazy, bro... Flag on fresh meat.” — Juju (23:26)
  • Dylan and Juju join in analyzing and clowning the stare-down frame by frame.

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11. Peewee Hockey Brawl Goes Viral

• [25:26 – 28:51]
  The crew watches and reacts in disbelief to a viral peewee hockey game turned full-on melee, critiquing the lack of refereeing and imagining societal double standards.

  • “Where are the fathers?... Kids with razor blades on their feet.” — Juju (25:40)
  • “If this was little black kids... they'd be out of here in shackles.” — Juju (27:43)
  • “This is ice versus us... and we are losing.” — Juju (29:01)

Broader Reflection

• Ms. Rebecca and Dylan link the hockey fight to the current chaotic state of America, both humorously and sincerely.

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12. Closing Thoughts

• [30:01 – 30:32]
  Ms. Rebecca: “Listen, everybody stay safe. Stay inside your house.” (30:01)
  Juju gives thanks, signs off—reminding listeners to “catch us again this Friday... Salute.” (30:06)

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Juju (00:00): “You an NBA player and you always go tights on socks, bro, you weak as hell.”
• Ms. Rebecca (00:42): “There is almost no artist that defined my later college years than Fetty Wap.”
• Juju (01:52): “He top five, and he ain’t number five. I know that for sure.”
• Juju (02:43): “Where were you when that bow hit the back of the rim in Madison Square Garden?...”
• Ms. Rebecca (04:18): “The Wolves were built to beat the Nuggets—and not the Thunder.”
• Juju quoting Ant Edwards (04:46): “He’s so tall, bro... you got the ball and you see Wemby on you... it’s like that meme.”
• Juju (07:21): “Attempt in my ass. I laid hands on the boy.”
• Ms. Rebecca (09:32): “You’re not about to disrespect me... That’s why he put mitts on Luka.”
• Ms. Rebecca (14:44): “A brace on his leg that they give the victims from strokes to teach them how to walk again...”
• Juju (16:12): “Mr. Glass, Mr. Bandages, Mr. Knee wrap, Mr. Fetty knee wap...”
• Ms. Rebecca (22:15): “He is not just looking at Wemby like he wants to take a shiv made out of a Bic pen... but also... a snack.”
• Juju (29:01): “This is ice versus us... and we are losing.”

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Important Segment Timestamps

• NBA Tights Riff: 00:00, 21:00
• Fetty Wap News: 00:19
• Anthony Edwards Game Winner: 01:17–02:43
• Clutch Scorers Debate: 02:01–02:43
• Timberwolves/Thunder/Nuggets Construction: 04:18–05:47
• Ja Morant Trade Speculation: 05:47–07:08
• Dennis Schröder–Luka Incident: 07:21–11:59
• MPJ Trade Buzz: 12:00–16:12
• Anthony Davis Injuries/Trade: 16:12–20:37
• Randle vs Wemby Stare Down: 21:36–24:43
• Peewee Hockey Fight: 25:26–28:51
• Society/Meta Reflection: 28:51–30:01
• Closing Remarks: 30:01–30:32

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Tone & Atmosphere

The episode balances basketball analysis with stand-up-level humor and social commentary, leaning heavily into inside jokes, mockery (often affectionate), and candid, rapid-fire opinions. The hosts’ chemistry keeps it lively and irreverent, while still delivering unique NBA insights.

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Perfect for listeners who love NBA banter, pop-culture riffs, and a dose of honest, comedic perspective on the blurring line between sports, media, and society.

Transcript

[Juju]

You an NBA player and you always go tights on socks, bro, you weak as hell.

[Ms. Rebecca]

What do you need that for? You had to be. Oh, baby needs to be warm in his legs before the basketball game. You need to warm your light legs up O. You got a little onesie on underneath there.

[Juju]

Exactly, man. Breaking news, though, across the land since we. In other topics, a little bit. Fetty Wap, my brother. Fetty Wap is free. Salute to Fetty Wap. Being free, man. Free Freddy Wap. Until it's backwards. And guess what? Fetty Wap free. Congratulations, my boy. Let's get to work. Wow.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Fetty Wap. I honestly think Juju. There is almost no artist that defined my later college years than Fetty Wap.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Ms. Rebecca]

The amount of hits that he had that sounded eerily similar to one another, but yet still felt individual and different and unique.

[Juju]

Hard, hard right. I want you to be mine, baby.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I know this lifestyle is driving you crazy. Come on.

[Juju]

I cannot see myself without you. But yeah, bro, look, Fred Wild home. So prepare yourself to get some flames soon, probably, but enjoy your family first. I don't like when artists first come home and get right to the hurt. Enjoy your family. Folks that miss you. You did. So outside of that, brother, let's get to this basketball. Man, oh, man. Last night, the most breaking news, the most. The most current thing I saw happen myself was Ant man over Wimby for the game winner against the spurs last night. Did you catch that one?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Where do you put ants in clutch.

[Juju]

Scorers right now in the league? He top five, and he ain't number five. I know that. I know that for sure.

[Ms. Rebecca]

So it's. It's probably what, Number one, even though he's injured right now because he's probably the most clutch playoff scorer in the history of the game. That's Tyrese Halliburton for show.

[Juju]

And then I'm going jalen Brunson, then.

[Ms. Rebecca]

You'Re going Jalen Brunson, and then you're going, my boy.

[Juju]

You feel me?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Yeah. Then you go, jokic got to know. And then probably Ant.

[Juju]

Yeah. So maybe he is the five.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I think people forgot a lot about Tyrese Halliburton. Like, what. What we saw from Tyrese Halliburton last playoffs is like, we'll never see anything like that ever again. So you got like, he may be the most clutch scorer in the history of all of basketball, but it's like.

[Juju]

Where were you when that bow hit the back of the rim in Madison Square garden? And for 4.2, it felt like for 10 minutes New York celebrated and then that ball dropped right in the damn hole, bruh. You had to be there. It's one of the things you got to tell your children about. But speaking of that also too no like to kind of run what we were talking about earlier in your Ducks. Go Duck Butts. Indiana having a spectacular year as a sports town. You got Indiana starting the year off with the. With the, you know, I mean, Halliburton, my boy again, that game seven still, it's gonna always live with me. And then you got Kelsey Mitchell going down from cramps in the finals against the Vegas. And then you got. They found the quarterback finally in, in. In Indiana Jones. And now here we are, the Hoors kicking ass.

[Ms. Rebecca]

That's one hell of a heater. And they hosted the WNBA All Star game.

[Juju]

Come on now. Come on. Go Indiana.

[Ms. Rebecca]

This year so far, what a moment for the city. What a calendar year for them.

[Juju]

Yeah, I forgot about him. My bad.

[Ms. Rebecca]

So, yeah, Aunt Ant Edwards, I think I'm gonna need to see this in the playoffs. But incredible shot making that he's had a few of these game winners this season. Yeah, they're starting to figure it out. I don't know. I was talking to a friend about this yesterday. Is it's really hard to build a roster Juju, because on one hand, the Wolves were built to beat the Nuggets.

[Juju]

Yeah, they were.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And not the Thunder. And we don't know who they're going to see when and if they have to see them both, they're probably not going to the finals. So maybe you hope of all hopes that the Thunder can get eliminated early. Yeah, earlier than you see them. But it's just hard to build a roster right now that you can rely on to beat every single team in the West. But they look really good right now. Play the clip. Ms. Rebecca.

[Juju]

I don't know what to do right now because he, bro, he's so tall, bro, like he take away everything. He take away the layup jump shot and he got good feet. He can move. So yeah, he. Yeah, he's a one of a kind. Yeah, man, that's Anthony. L was on how it feels to go up against Victor Wimyama in the clutch. You got the ball and you see Wimby on you. You like, oh, damn, here we are. It's like that. That meme. Yeah, that's me in the video right there. Wonder how I got here type. You feel me? Like what you thought about him in the clutch? I mean, of course he hit the shot. But like you say, for the playoffs, I think he has proved himself as much as he could. Like you said, they was built to beat the damn Nuggets. And then here come the thunder like the damn Globe Tractors out of the. Out of the whirlwind. You feel me? So I think that once they get J. Morant, you feel me? Once they get another score over there and start playing out on games for real, then we gonna be able to talk, have a real deal conversation.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Char, come on now. That is a fascinating addition to a very exciting, athletic, powerful Minnesota Timberwolves roster. What are you giving up? Are you giving up?

[Juju]

Like I'm keeping Jay McDaniels. I'm keeping Jay McDaniels. I'm keeping Naj Reed. I'm keeping. I'm keeping all the dogs I'm sending back. Look, Memphis, don't you love Mike Conley Jr. Ain't that y' all homeboy? Come on, bro. Welcome home. You feel me? Terence Shannon Jr. You remember his jersey was upside down. That was cute and adorable. He can get you some supports off the bench, you feel me? Or stardom, you know, There you go. My boy, even though he's very fire. Rod Dillingham. You got the crossover. His highlight tape go crazier than most people's Everest. You can go ahead and catch the Memphis Grizzlies jersey, my brother. And you could take a third round pick from next year. Give us job Morant, man, and stop.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Playing say third round pick.

[Juju]

Or we can got. Oh, we can go back to doing what we was doing. Y' all don't bother us like we trying to do y' all a favor. But I still like whatever. Even if they have to give up. Realistically though, if they have to give up a piece, I would prefer that piece not be Jada McDaniels.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Julius Randall. Julius Randall has been great for the Timberwolves. You. You heard what Ann said. I was just about to give it up to Jew. That's me on a day to day basis on this podcast. Just give the ball to Jew.

[Juju]

Never a bad idea. But moving on though, also over the weekend in the headlines. But my boy, Dennis Slutter, he said he caught a fine from the NBA and a suspension for like what, two games or so For a confrontation, attempting to strike a player. And my boy pulled up and said attempt in my ass. I laid hands on the boy and we all know the boy he talking about Luca Doncic. Did you see that one, sis?

[Ms. Rebecca]

I saw the the attempting to strike, but I did not See him say no, I put mitts on him. Where is that at?

[Juju]

We got some.

[Ms. Rebecca]

We got a couple attempting.

[Juju]

There we go.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Tempting. Oh, big eye emoji. Laughing emoji.

[Juju]

And people who know it because the reports was already reported, like my brother, me and L. Hassan, when it first went down, he was one of the people reporting that, oh, bro got hands laid on him in the hallway. But hey, they broke it up and it wasn't too much about nothing but bare minimum. Bro got slapped.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Yeah.

[Juju]

I mean, don't quote me. It's reckless speculation. I'm just going out the reports. But reports said bro got slapped. You feel me? That's why Dennis Schroeder saying attempting. Yeah, right. Because what else that mean? Even though this is a keep it real gone wrong situation, what you're doing, but you're snitching on your damn self.

[Ms. Rebecca]

We know juju. Dennis Schroeder turned down a four year, 84 million dollar extension.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And that's what caused all this. Because then he had to take a one year, 2.64 million dollar deal, which I'm not a mathematician, but that's a lot more per year than four. 84 divided by four by a lot. Ease up one tenth of it. And he even joked about himself fumbling the bag. And so he is happy to like Kiki about it on his own terms. But Luca, you're not about to talk about me and my pockets on the same team that you play for.

[Juju]

There we go.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I did you a favor. You wouldn't even be on this team if I would assign that contract, sir. What? Secondarily, that's why he put mitts on Luca to begin with and said, I didn't attempt it. I slapped him up because he doesn't care about a fine. If he cared that much about money, he would have. He would have done the 4 years 84. What he cares about is respect. You're not about to disrespect me. And this happened in December, Jew. At the end of December. That's when the clip went viral. Dennis sh. Said, I'll see you again.

[Juju]

Once you in the game. Let's keep the game in the game. It's just like rapping, bro. Like, if we gonna rap, you gonna talk about. Let. Let go, bro. You want to go bar for bar. I promise you, you do not want this work Drake Kendrick style. You did. But if you. As soon as you take it rap bars and take it to the streets. Now you start talking about my family like you crossing the line like hey, man. Yeah, you know, you don't want to go there, bro. Trust me, bro. Especially with Dennis Schluter. My boy grew up in Germany, man. My boy grew up facing all that ridicule. I don't want to make it like this, but here we are here, here's here. I am on the hill, on the sermon hill. Dennis Schroeder grew up in Germany. And you know what it's like being a little black kid growing up over there? Come on now. You don't face tomorrow. You don't heard them all. Well, okay. Yeah. How about how dark am I? Yeah, okay.

[Ms. Rebecca]

That's a. That's a. That's a direct response or a direct conversation around the racism present within German culture.

[Juju]

You feel me? Exactly. Because he spoke out about it. He spoke out about it when they won the. The Euro Cup. When he won the mvp, he was like, man, growing up over here, man, going through how I went through it and now being the MVP of the Eurocut League, man, he was like, bro, this is incredible. I'm not saying that at any point to feel sorry for Den Schroeder. I'm just saying run up, get done up. If I ever heard a person if myself. You did. Come on now.

[Ms. Rebecca]

It means more the respect and integrity of him as a man. Yeah, you're not about to talk about my pockets and also clown me on my decision making in the middle of the game. And this is late. You're a fat boy. You're late. This is a three year old clown. Like get some new material, right?

[Juju]

But yeah, that's. That's what make it even worse, bro. If you're going to come at me, come at me with some humor, man. You going to be. You're going to be like that to me, bro. At least be funny, bruh. You come over there. Oh, bro, you finna get scooped. Hey, hey, old Luca, I. Hey, watch out, Luca. Matter of fact, I'mma slap you. And that's exactly what he did after the game. Moving on though, in the trade. Anything back, man, come on, you know, you already know. Look, specul, reckless speculation. But I suspect Luca probably understood where he was and he was real present with all the factors around him when that happened to him. That's all I'm gonna say because I ain't hear nothing else. We ain't hear nothing about sh getting slapped. Moving on, bro. We talked about the last podcast and here we are. Michael Porter Jr. Reported to be for sure. Definitely moved before the trade deadline. I think he thriving right now, bruh. I think my boy living life, bro. He probably got him by the boatloads right now. He probably getting out of work, going straight to where he love to go in Brooklyn. He the man right now, bro. I like him there in Brooklyn, but I understand. They see that talent. How you feel about this one?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Where do you think? I think it's a smart move for Brooklyn because you're not building your franchise around Michael Porter Jr. He is a nice piece.

[Juju]

Okay, hold on now. Just to play devil's advocate, I'm sitting at a table right now when it says convince me that Michael Porter Jr. Is not worth running a damn franchise behind.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Well, first and foremost, those quotes. Juju, you can't build a franchise around somebody whose brother went to jail for manipulating Marcus.

[Juju]

Here we are. Okay? Number two, you me to use him. Michael, you can't.

[Ms. Rebecca]

You cannot.

[Juju]

Too far.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Guilty by association. Number two, you can't have a guy who is playing Andrew. Clip, highlight Andrew Tate. Highlights, okay? For girls that he's thinking about dating and won't even put up half the rent. Number three, I think his whole spine is fused.

[Juju]

Well, okay, see, this is what I understand about the world right here. Like, I wish more people would do this. I was wrong. You know what I'm saying? My sister just sat here and proved me wrong right in front of national. A national audience. And you know what? I admit it. You're right, sis. Damn it. What was I thinking? You might be right. But they saying that they gonna trade or they're one of the trade. Okay, here we go. Here we go.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He also has a brace on his leg that they give the victims from strokes to teach them how to walk again. And he has to wear that every single NBA game.

[Juju]

No, it's like when you already getting jumped in the club. Now here come the brother with the Timberlands like, okay, brother, I get it. I'm jumped. I'm kicked my ass. What else do you want from me? But yeah, bro, they saying that he. He might be traded. One of the destinations is the Warriors. Now insert him on them. Warriors team. What do you think of? I mean, what are we talking about then for the warriors chances?

[Ms. Rebecca]

I kind of like that, Juju, because as a third piece, he's really good. As a third piece, he's a scent. Well, fourth piece, but he can be a third piece depending on how his health is. He is a really good shooter. And what we're seeing for him in Brooklyn, like all jokes aside, is he's become a good creator. He's able on the ball. To get other guys involved. And at his size at 6 10, to be able to be a 40% pure shooter off the dribble and off the catch, to make decisions like he's. He's never really had the ability to showcase those skills because he played with Joker and he played with Jamal Murray. And now you almost get a new look at what he's able to do, which really is helpful. When Steph plays off the ball as much as he does, he going so.

[Juju]

Crazy that I'm like, dang, I like this version of him. But at the same time, you right, bro. This can't be his ultimate destination. As far as him as a Hooper, especially in his mindset, unless he got a whole bunch of help on the way to Brooklyn or. You know what I mean? He just liked to be in this man right here, like, not concerned with winning. And I don't think that of my boy, no matter who his brother is. My sister. Moving on. Anthony Davis is hurt again. Mr. Glass, Mr. Bandages, Mr. Knee wrap. Mr. Fetty knee wap. Mr. Ankle, Mr. Three to six weeks. Mr. Headband, Mr. Unibrow, Mr. Hey, what do you got a baby fro now? Mr. Kareem outdoor jabar looking ass.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He doesn't get enough hate for that baby fro. To be honest. It's terrible. There's enough to talk about where you don't.

[Juju]

Yeah, we can flame him so bad.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Yeah, like we. The goggles don't get enough hate. The baby fro that's not lined up right doesn't get enough hate. And because the goggles are on his face now, the eyebrows don't get enough hate. Is that him? Enough fragile box full of peanuts.

[Juju]

Exactly. They put that boy in packing peanuts, but some Saran Wrap out again. Fragile, bro. Imagine Anthony David bow head, though, right now, looking at this picture, imagine him, bow head with no headband, no beard. That's Kareem outdoor Jabar. I promise to God. Look just like the. The captain, bruh.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He does. Didn't they show? Mr. Becker, scroll up. They showed all of his injuries above that.

[Juju]

Yeah, bro. This year types this year.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Abdomen injury, adductor injury, eye injury, thigh injury, groin injury, schmoin injury, Achilles injury, leg injury, calf injury, hand ligament injury. It's only 30 games into the season, bro.

[Juju]

Anthony Davis, get ready to learn Atlanta Hawking ease because this over with, bruh. Like, I was wrong. I thought they was gonna try to build and have some hope. I love Kyrie Irving. That's my dog. But this, this ain't looking like I'M shipping him away from. For Richard. Sure, bro. Give me Rich.

[Ms. Rebecca]

You're not getting Reisha. Sure. You're not getting.

[Juju]

I can't get RE AD Now, I traded Luka Dantes for AD And I can't get resistances. That's messed up. That's bruh. Hell nah, bro. Y' all gotta give me a Richard shower. Just Principal Bruh. Come on, please help me. Please, man. Please. Atlanta, please.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Come on, help me, please. No. You are broken. He's out the rest of the year and he wants an extension. I'm gonna need a. I'm gonna need something else, like a second round pick. I'll give you a C.J. mcCollum.

[Juju]

No. Hell no. You can't even start the bid in there. That's just unfair right now. Start over.

[Ms. Rebecca]

I'll give you Clint Capella and C.J. mcCollum.

[Juju]

That disrespectful, bro. For A.D. that's still A.D. he gonna give you. Look, this is what you got to do. If you're a team out there and you watching this, Listen here. This is what you do with AD you get AD on your team and you sit his ass down all season long. I'm talking about you pull them out for the Christmas games, the St. Patrick's Day uniforms, and you put them out whether at the All Star weekend. Other than that, bruh, pull up on us in the playoffs. Imagine Anthony Davis, whole energy going towards one playoff run. I promise, he don't even need to practice all year. Just come over here, bro, play for the Celtics.

[Ms. Rebecca]

We'll give you Christophe Porzingis back like a bad penny.

[Juju]

Oh, man.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And we'll give you CJ McCollum and you can tank your way into hopefully AJ Debanza. But we don't want. Here's the thing. I don't even want AD for that because I'm not paying him. He's always in street clothes. He has bones of glass, paper, skin of paper.

[Juju]

Unfortunately, you're right, bruh. The best Mercher wins again. Ms. Rebecca. Let's go to Boy Stop, man. Damn.

[Ms. Rebecca]

AD Is a walking boy Stop, by.

[Juju]

The way, right, bro? With them down tights, bro. Wear some regular. Stop wearing the tights, bro.

[Ms. Rebecca]

You've been wearing for the tights either, bruh.

[Juju]

I feel like tights is weak as hell. If you're an NBA player and you always go tights on socks, bro, you weak as hell.

[Ms. Rebecca]

What do you need that for? You gotta be. Oh, baby needs to be warm in his legs before the basketball game. You need to warm Your light legs up. Oh, you got a little onesie on underneath there.

[Juju]

Exactly, man. You like. You're wearing stockings, bro. You look like a ballerina, bro. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna just be honest with you, man. You look like a damn ballerina, bro. My bad.

[Dylan]

What we got is Randall Wemby stare down.

[Juju]

Yes, sir, bro. Look how random. Looking at his ass. Looking him up and down, bro. Get your hanging ass away from me, man. Hey, bro. Hey, man, somebody y' all gonna get your homeboy, man. He keep looking at me crazy, bruh. The hell wrong with you, Julius Randall? Yeah, you know I mess with you. What you looking at this man up and down like that for, bro? You look like your hang man Juju.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Have you seen the show Mayor of Kingstown?

[Juju]

Oh, yeah. You got to know. And that finale. Spoiler alert. That finale, please.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Crazy. Why is. Why is Julius Randall licking his God dang lips and. And putting his hands together like that? He is not just looking at Wemby like he wants to take a shiv made out of a bit pen, but he's also looking like he thinks Wemby's a bit of a snack as well.

[Juju]

Exactly, bro. I like. Yeah, if I'm Wimby, I don't know what's coming from this side of the room, bro, but you need to get off it right now, bro. I'm finna go in your bro. That's all I know.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Play that. Play that clip again. Let's, like. Let's walk through this frame by frame, because it's insane, because you act like.

[Juju]

I don't see you seeing me, like, looking at me. I see you, bro. I'm just not looking over there at you right now. Libra, bro. Come on, bro. What you doing, man? Stop.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He's like, what's up, little mama? Look at you. Fresh meat. Fresh meat.

[Juju]

Hey, man, I don't know what. God, I don't know if he was saying anything about some damn meat, but look, bro.

[Ms. Rebecca]

What up, little mama? What up?

[Juju]

Hey, yo, to everything you saying right now, bro, I can't even let that go. No, fresh meat is so crazy, bro. We breaking the barrier today. But hell, no, we can't let fresh meat ride, bro. Hey, I'm sorry, bro. Flag on fresh meat.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Hey, I said. I didn't say fresh meat. I said French meat.

[Juju]

French meat.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Is it.

[Juju]

Bread? Come on. Somehow you made it worse.

[Dylan]

I thought it was fresh, too. French meat's amazing, bro.

[Juju]

French man. No damn amazing. French me is the, like, the biggest timeout I've ever heard in my entire life. But Julius Randle is looking just like that though, bro. He look like he see some French.

[Ms. Rebecca]

M. I'm like, why are you.

[Juju]

Look at this. Look at his brother, ey, bro? Hell no, bro. Look at his brother eyes, bro. Hell nah, bro. You look like a Satan spawn.

[Ms. Rebecca]

The more you look at it, the crazier it looks, bruh.

[Juju]

If this was a picture on the wall, the eyes removed, bruh. The hell you got going on, man? Julius Randall. Boy, stop now Garden tech boy, stop.

[Ms. Rebecca]

The crazy thing though, and I know we're moving on. The crazy thing is he thinks he's doing something like he's intimidating Wemby exactly like he's the OG in the prison yard. And really like you look like the one that's like.

[Dylan]

Yeah, it looks like. It looks like a heated rivalry is what I was gonna say.

[Ms. Rebecca]

It looks. Yeah, it's looking a little. It's looking a little heated rivalry right now, bro.

[Juju]

Think he look like Birdman and Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suit. But hell no, you looking just like.

[Ms. Rebecca]

It's looking like if we pan down we could see them like touching shoes.

[Juju]

Moving on, man. What we got next?

[Dylan]

Okay, this is I believe during an NH game the peewees are playing. And I think we. Let's. Let's roll this. It's going to be self explanatory.

[Juju]

Bruh. The little kids are playing hockey, except they not playing hockey. They just fighting each other. Where are the fathers? Where br. Broken home individual kids. The kids no home training thuggery. These kids resorted to thuggering, bro. Like all your side. Where the hell is the referee? Once a kid go to the ice, you gotta come save the kid. You can't just let the kid get drunk by six kids with razor blades on their feet.

[Ms. Rebecca]

All right, so it's this one blue kid, right? He gets mopped. He's kind of doing some good stuff. Okay, then he gets mopped up.

[Juju]

Look at a whole.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Now we have a gang jump, right, bro?

[Juju]

Come on, you can't gain. What are we watching here is my thing. Where are the referees? Once a kid go down, you supposed to pull up on them and be like, all right, enough. They said, nah, keep it going. Who is in charge?

[Dylan]

Yeah, I think you're both looking at it all wrong. I think this is a new sport here. I think we're think like we need. I'd like to be the new Dana White of what is this kid? Lord of the Flies kid fighting.

[Ms. Rebecca]

He is Mauling, bro.

[Juju]

Bruh. What is this, like, for real? Can you.

[Dylan]

Bro.

[Juju]

What the hell?

[Ms. Rebecca]

It's a minute long and there's no ref in sight. Like Rebecca might. Actually.

[Juju]

That's what I'm saying. That's a pump move too, goalie. That go less a pump move, bro. You can't just go up behind somebody, knock them out and skate away. That's some bro. Hell no.

[Dylan]

I'm enjoying this way more than I thought. Little children beating the crap out of each other.

[Ms. Rebecca]

It does get better every watch, right?

[Juju]

Look how many people are there. This is a full arena at a halftime of a real deal NHL game.

[Ms. Rebecca]

They're locked in too, bruh.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Juju]

And if this was.

[Dylan]

If you listen to the spectators, they're like loving it, which is just wrong.

[Ms. Rebecca]

This minor league, bro.

[Juju]

I don't understand what that. Why if this was. Imagine these little black kids. Boy. Everybody be arrested off the ice now. Only folks ice fighting like this don't folks. The kids would be out of here in shackles. Are you kidding me?

[Ms. Rebecca]

Parents gone juju. They'd be worse than arrested.

[Juju]

Are you kidding, bro? What is happening? What is this world we live in now? This is not a regular video we showing y', all, bruh. This really like a cry for help type.

[Dylan]

It's definitely Lord of the Flies. There's no question. Jesus.

[Ms. Rebecca]

No juju. You are. You are perfectly suited to break down this video as proud boys are currently trending on the right side of Twitter.

[Juju]

Right?

[Ms. Rebecca]

And we're screwed. This is pretty much a perfect encapsulation. Also, like, bad to me for, like, being so desensitized. Like the first go through. I'm like, what? What's wrong with it? What's wrong with this?

[Juju]

You're so right, toddlers.

[Dylan]

Oh, this is like what's happening in America right now. You're so right. Like, literally, we're seeing this and then the trending on the right side. Jesus. Yeah.

[Juju]

Right? This is ice versus us.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Juju]

And we are losing.

[Dylan]

Yep.

[Juju]

Sorry. You can BLEEP that if we got the people.

[Dylan]

The people are the blues.

[Ms. Rebecca]

And now you can just bleep. You can just bleep out ice and it could be anything.

[Juju]

Right? But yeah, bro. So to the parents and the leaders, whoever organized this halftime soiree, this display of talent. Boy, stop. Come on. Boy style. To everybody who hating on anything going on positive in America right now. You know, it's a lot going on. You know it's a lot going on. We breaking it up on the damn alley. Oop. A little bit. We hang that stuff. This world crazy as hell right now, man. Hey, who you are, but yeah, bro. Any last words on the way out of here? My sister.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Listen, everybody stay safe. Stay inside your house.

[Juju]

Absolutely, man. As always, thank you to the distinguished Dylan and Ms. Rebecca Donahue for their contributions. As always, thank you out there for listening to us. Because without y', all, who the hell are we? Catch us again this Friday. Same bad time, same bad channel. Salute.

[Ms. Rebecca]

Lock in.