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Juju Gotti
Kraft Mac and Cheese is better than 90s hip hop. We'll remind you of your childhood without.
Cashmere
Making you feel incredibly old.
Juju Gotti
Kraft Mac and Cheese. Best thing ever. The reigns have been handed over to the kids. Freddy Krueger. You did D. Brown. Them two. You got to know, man, we gonna be coming to you live every bruh lock in, man. That's all I'm gonna say, man. We're on a whole different platform.
Cashmere
We're running with scissors. Juju, just like the kids.
Juju Gotti
You gotta know. Welcome back to the alley oop. I am Juju Gotti, joined by Freddy Krueger himself, AKA herself, Trista Crick. How you doing, my sister?
Cashmere
I'm doing good. Juju. I think this is cashmere.
Juju Gotti
Is cashmere. Oh, excuse me. Pardon me.
Cashmere
It's cashmere. And the pants. You can't see the pants. The pants are suede. So I'm sweating out of my mind in the studio right now.
Juju Gotti
Cannot mention suede pants and not show us the suede pants. I'm so sorry. I was listening audience. She getting them together right now. Listening audience. Oh, okay, okay. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. I understand way more clearly now. It's called sauce. You're born with it. You feel me? If you ain't got it, you lost. If you don't know, listen.
Cashmere
It has to all kind of, you know, do do it together. Red and brown was never a. A combo I ever thought about putting together. And Then it came in, I said, with these sway pants family. Come on, now.
Juju Gotti
Come on, man. Mushroom belt, man. Gotta coordinate. Anyway, speaking of mushroom belts and coordinating Giannis, Bruh, this brother done been booing the fans back. He done been saying a lot to the. The. The post game reporters. Last game last night, he shot 11 shots. Only I ain't never known Giannis to shoot 11 shots. And then after the post game, here's what he had to say. Nothing together. Our chemistry's not there. Guys are being selfish. Look, cut it off, Mr. Brad. Cut it off, man. I don't need to hear. Bro, come and trade this man now, bro. Get him out of there, bro. You a hero to the city. You want. You bought a championship to Milwaukee. So respect got to be put on your name. Anybody not putting the respect on your name is a goofball. But at the same time, we don't need to hear all this, man. I'm good on all this, bro. Send my boy somewhere, bro. I'm over it. What you think, sis?
Cashmere
I don't like the inconsistency. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like, have you ever dated somebody, Juju? And like, on Tuesday, they're like, we're locked in. It's us for life. I can't. I. I got this. I got these. Harry Potter. This whole Harry Potter chronology for our soon to be kids, you know, we're putting them in the back. You know what I mean? Like, I. I have all these plans. What you think about this ring, et cetera, et cetera. And then. And then, like, by Friday, they're like, man, see, this is why. This is why we're never gonna. It's not gonna make it. You're like, what. What'd you say? Giannis is that way with the bucks, okay? He goes on and says, like, there's never any world where we're gonna be traded, where I'm gonna be asked to be traded. There's never any world where I want to go anywhere else besides Milwaukee. And then he goes out and does his best Trista Crick impression, besmirching the entire team. We know you're talking about Kyle Kuzma. We know that. Like, we know when you say guys are trying to get their own shots. This has already been documented between Kyle Kuzma and Spencer Dwy when they played in Washington together. We know Kuzma's out for himself. We saw that pink sweater, put that into the B roll. That's a man who only thinks about himself, okay? We know that Giannis but you're getting to that point, too. And everything's about your legacy. Everything's about how a team needs to be comprised around you. And you're only shooting 11 times, and you're besmirching the rest of your teammates. It's time for you. You know this roster's trash. Put the. Put the Superman cape on. Go. Usage rate 45%, like we all know you have to do, and get the damn job done because you're losing to the Brooklyn Nets.
Juju Gotti
Boom. Roasted. Next.
Cashmere
Come on. Am I. Is it facts or not facts, though?
Juju Gotti
It's facts, bro. I'm over this. Like, bro, ain't nobody got time to hit us, bro. Like you. Every time you get on the mic, you trying to enlighten us. You trying to kick knowledge, bruh. Go shoot some hoes, bro. Like you. You. You. You. You looking ass out there. Your team is ass. That's what's more important right now. You're getting paid too much money to keep big. Making pleas to us. Don't tell her how sorry your team is. Get in practice and practice with them boys and tell them, you feel me? And then post game, ah, we doing this wrong. My tax is bad. The team, we. We ain't selling the honey buns for the right price. The concession stand selling hot dog. We only need hot dog. We actually need vegan meat, bruh. Trade this, man. Man, this is bad for business at this point, bro. You got young. You got young talent on the team. For real. Like, outside of youngness, you got some talent on the team. Look, what's the point?
Rebecca
Name.
Juju Gotti
What is it? Hollands, Rollins.
Cashmere
Ryan Hollins.
Juju Gotti
Ryan Hollins, bro. You feel me? You got some pieces there, man. I don't need to be hearing this no more, bro.
Cashmere
This man, Giannis is, like, over here being like, oh, the conver. You know, the relationship with the bucks is taking me to a strange and dark place, right, bro?
Juju Gotti
Come on, bro. You got too many M M's for all this, bruh. Nobody give a damn. Oh, she. She ain't put the toilet seat down. I don't know if it's gonna work out, bro. Come on, bro. You play for the bus. You.
Narrator/Announcer
You.
Juju Gotti
You're the hero in Milwaukee. Put pressure on them folks to make some. Some trades before the deadline or tell them folks to trade you. I'm over it. I don't. I don't give a damn because you still play for the books. You're boring to me. How about this New Flash? I never liked you anyway. How about that? I'm gonna just put it out there. I never liked the books anyway. The championship you won. I thought it was. It was some BS because you played the Suns. I don't. My bad. The Besmircher got a hold of me right quick. I'm so sorry. I gotta calm myself down.
Cashmere
You did. You got infected. We do need to point out though, that if Kevin had a foot size 1/2 smaller, you wouldn't even got to the finals. But that's as USA juju. Neither here nor there nor there.
Juju Gotti
You dig? Moving on, man. Neither here nor there should have been the WNBA schedule release, bruh. Just when I think the WNBA can't possibly be more goofy or whoever's making the decisions. This can't possibly get goofier than this Dumb folks one up. Me every time they be like, check. Checkmate, my brother. I am goofy. Them folks release the schedule release in the middle of the CBA negotiations. WNBA players from all over the nation responding on online like, what the hell? Even Asia. Asia putting up posts. Come on, bro. You saw that, sis. Kathy. Sis.
Rebecca
Sis.
Juju Gotti
Strike seven.
Cashmere
What's crazy? And first and foremost, I will say as a Portland native. Yeah, I'm very conflicted about this. Did. Did you. Did you ever watch Portlandia?
Juju Gotti
You got to know. I did salute the Fred Armiston the goat.
Cashmere
So they brought. They brought Fred Armiston back for the WNBA schedule release again. I hadn't thought about this. Ms. Rebecca, can you play? Can you play this? And I want juju's reaction. Like, they actually didn't even really release the schedule there. They just. Yeah, they did the schedule announcement based on bringing back Portlandia, bruh.
Juju Gotti
And I. I also saw that they bought back. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3. Release them like you know what I'm talking about?
Cashmere
Yes.
Juju Gotti
Go ahead, roll it. Ms. Rebecca, did you hear? I have. Did you hear? Did you hear?
Cashmere
Did you hear?
Juju Gotti
Did you hear? Oesta, did you hear? Did you hear?
Cashmere
Hi, Sonia. Hey, guys. Did you hear the Portland Fire WNBA team is coming back this season?
Juju Gotti
What do you mean?
Narrator/Announcer
They haven't been a team since 2002.
Juju Gotti
Yeah, they coming back. 2026 is the day for your season. Big seal.
Cashmere
That's awesome. Portland Fire reignited. Should we get season tickets?
Rebecca
Yeah.
Cashmere
All right. I wonder when they're gonna announce the schedule for next season. That's crazy, by the way. I feel like it's a lot when we don't know if there's gonna be a season, bruh.
Juju Gotti
Come on, man. That's a slap in the face. If I'm at negotiations and you putting up the schedule, bro. You playing with me right now. Like, hold on. Y' all boys actually playing? Y' all got dates that y' all think so? Y' all just confident this work out? Y' all confident we ain't finna go on on strike? Oh, oh, oh. Say less. I'll be back. Stand right there. I'm right back. Stand right there. Though.
Cashmere
It's tough. It's a tough scenario right now. The CBA negotiations are feeling like they're at a standstill unrivaled. Said they could play all 12 months if they needed to. It's. It's goofy. It's goofy season over here in the W, bro.
Juju Gotti
Speaking of unrivaled, man, I don't know. The folks know, bruh. Them folks done pulled the kids over there, man. This is an impromptu announcement in in within the show, man. The show. Good follow. The reigns have been handed over to the kids. Freddy Krueger, you did D Brown them to know, man, we gonna be coming to you live every bruh. Lock in, man. That's all I'm gna say, man. We on a whole different platform.
Cashmere
We're running with scissors juju just like kids.
Juju Gotti
You got to know straightforward. First interview with Nafisa KO yesterday. Come on, man.
Cashmere
How did it go? Went well, bro.
Juju Gotti
It went fire as hell, bro. I promise, sis. So cool, bro. And then neither here nor there. Lock in. It's on. Good follow, I think at good follow on YouTube. That good follow. Wherever you follow your follows, you got to know. Moving on, though. Jimmy Butler went down with an injury kind of derailing the entire warriors situation. They had going. The plans, proceedings, the outlooks, the pie charts, the pod graphs, the. The. The bar graph. If it ain't the same no more without the boy over there. Did you see this? How do you think the warriors should move moving forward? Is it over for them boys, or does this open the door for a major trade?
Cashmere
I can only hope juju, but to me, it's over. It's over now.
Juju Gotti
Move over.
Cashmere
It's my turn now.
Juju Gotti
Move over.
Cashmere
It's over now.
Juju Gotti
Damn.
Cashmere
Sorry.
Juju Gotti
Sorry. Damn, bro. Say less. The Berger has spoken. Moving on, bro. I'm gonna just say this right here. This is impromptu, this is on our topic sheet, but it just crossed my mind. Free CJ McCullough, man.
Cashmere
What?
Juju Gotti
Free CJ McCollum, bro.
Cashmere
What are you talking about?
Juju Gotti
I'm sorry. I. I. Look, this is go with me here. Thank. Follow me. Follow me now. If you won't get on, salute at ease. And carry on. Okay, let's go on. I had to play for the Portland Trailblazers, salute. They on the rise. Harlem world, we on the rise. I had to play for the New Orleans Pelicans, salute. I had to play for the Washington damn Bullets, salute. Now I done got shipped off to the house, man. Come on, man, stall me out. Debo, bro. Like, come on, get the boot off my neck, man. Please allow me to be free. Let me choose who I want to play for one time, bro. Send this man to a contender. I get it. It's not as horrible as it seems here in Atlanta. He could. He's a great complimentary piece here in Atlanta because Jalen Johnson is our All Star. I don't know if you. News flash. Jalen Johnson is an NBA all star this week. I mean, this year. If you don't know, now you know. And I'm breaking that news. But at the same time.
Cashmere
So I. I've got something here.
Juju Gotti
Yeah, that.
Cashmere
That is going to change your opinion. Ms. Rebecca. I sent the link. Go ahead.
Juju Gotti
You sent the link. Ms. Rebecca. Free CJ McCollum until backwards.
Cashmere
See, CJ McCollum is out here feeling very free. You can tell he's feeling a little too free.
Juju Gotti
I don't give a damn how he feeling. I'm. Oh yeah. See, this is why he got a free A two. Mullum working, lost the ball, scoops it back up, forces up a prayer shot. Is no good. Oh my God. To lose the game. That game was such a dop fart, bruh. You right. That's what I'm saying. Free my boy, bro, right now. Cause he. He'll never act like that. Brian never seen him act like that. At the end of the game, my boy went Kobe. Cause he like, bro, this is my career now. If I don't do it here, then when am I gonna do it? Send him to the Lakers. Oh, send my boy to the Rockets. The Rockets need a point guard.
Cashmere
They do.
Juju Gotti
Come on, bro. Imagine CJ over there.
Cashmere
If I was to ask you how much. We're not pocket watching.
Juju Gotti
Okay, I. I'm. Put my blinders on.
Cashmere
But if I was to ask you how much money CJ McCollum, a 6 foot 2 combo guard who's really not a shooting guard because he's too small. Really not a point guard.
Juju Gotti
Detect this besmirching in here. Is this besm area or is. You give me facts right now.
Cashmere
Okay. If I was to ask you how much money combo guard CG McCollum has made in his career in all these. In all these places he needed to be freed from. How much money would you say, man.
Juju Gotti
Look at here, man. I'm. I want to answer your question, but I feel like that's neither here nor there in the grand scheme. I feel like.
Cashmere
You don't think 300 million. You don't think 300 million is enough to stall me out.
Juju Gotti
It's enough. And he was the player, what, the president. For a little while.
Cashmere
Yes.
Juju Gotti
It's definitely enough. I'm just saying, the little kid that he been balling, C.J. mcCollum, would never have a day in his life where he's not battling. It don't matter. Moving forward.
Cashmere
Johnson, when it's the end of the game and he's open and you have multiple defenders hanging on you like earrings, like dreads. Okay? Like, they're so deep. They're so deep in your head, they're stuck to it.
Juju Gotti
My D said, erics. Moving on, man. Last subject before we switch to the better.
Cashmere
Yo, you better bring up this LeBron article. If you don't bring up this LeBron article, I'm gonna be mad.
Juju Gotti
As a matter of fact, on cue, the LeBron article. Genie Bus has been making a fuss. I'm. Look, I rap. I'm here all week. Yeah. I mean, and I didn't even know it, but I'm gonna let you take this one away. I feel like I've been hammering a lot.
Cashmere
No, you've been good today. You've been really good. Let me just start by saying, for anybody who doesn't know this, because it's. You got to be really focused in on NBA news to know this. You. If you read any article, you haven't read the headline, you haven't read the article, you haven't seen the thumbnail. All you need to know is the byline says, Baxter Holmes. You are. Get the. The dump button ready. You are so. Because he's coming with receipts, and none of them are good. Remember the last time we checked in on Baxter Holmes? He was ending the ownership of Robert Sarver as the Phoenix Suns owner for all the isms. Now he's coming after the Buss family, and I know that he's probably. Essentially, the headline is, Jeannie Buss fired all her brothers when she sold the team, and she hates LeBron.
Juju Gotti
First off, right? First off, I want to start this by saying, happy International Women's Day. First and foremost.
Cashmere
Is that what today is? I don't think it is real.
Juju Gotti
Hoopers know exactly what that means, but neither here Nor there.
Cashmere
Oh, I remember that. Yeah.
Juju Gotti
With LeBron and Jeannie. Oh.
Cashmere
When he was laid up with her.
Juju Gotti
On the bench, right then he would have a care in the world. It ain't look like she was too mad at him then. And that looked like around the time that they talking about. But hey, ain't none of my business. Moving on, man.
Cashmere
Wait, wait. Before the thing is crazy. Hold on, let me grab this for Mr. Becca as I'm doing a little on. On par situation so that we could pull it up so they can.
Juju Gotti
I don't think that's the right word for that. I don't think umpire is the right.
Cashmere
So that they're on par with us that like we've got some non sports watching.
Juju Gotti
I don't think that's how you used it. I'm pretty sure that's not how you use this.
Cashmere
Genie Bus came out after the fact and she was like, I'm so sad that this family drama. That's the one he was sitting with, right?
Juju Gotti
First and foremost, happy International Women's Day, man. Like, come on, bro. Like, how can I not say this? If you don't hear from me, who gonna tell you?
Cashmere
He was sitting with him the whole game and he was kikiing a lot. And literally it was like, oh, happy International Women's Day. Sitting next to the. Sitting next to the baddies. One more. One more production. One more production. Note, here's another one.
Juju Gotti
You feel me? I saw your key Ken over there.
Cashmere
You know. You know that LeBron's wife would be like, hey, what was that about with you and Genie and you and Linda Rambis? Like, that's your harem. And these snow bunnies are over here running their hands through your receding head hairline.
Juju Gotti
Come on. Right? That's what I'm saying, man. Is this the same person that say they don't like my boy? Mr. Becker, you are a freak. Bowl she found the most sensual.
Cashmere
No, I said that.
Juju Gotti
I said, oh, you said that. I'm about to say you be on point, man.
Cashmere
That was. That one just happened to be that good. I really. I didn't know. I didn't blind. It was a blind link send, right?
Juju Gotti
Yes.
Cashmere
Jeannie Buss said, though. She said. What was the quote? It's not really right. Given all the great things LeBron has done for the Lakers, that he has to be pulled into my family drama. To say it wasn't appreciated is just not true and completely unfair to him.
Juju Gotti
What you think I think I'm playing the world's smallest Violin right now for the entire situation. All these millionaires and all these M M's superstars. Guy who bought you a championship not act exactly like you wanted him to act. The guy who you got the son. He didn't appreciate you having this. I don't give a damn. How about that? Win some games.
Cashmere
That's where in the article Baxter Holmes said that Jeannie was not happy that Clutch sports was so involved. Which we knew was going to happen.
Juju Gotti
Exactly.
Cashmere
She was not. She didn't like that LeBron wouldn't take accountability for the awful Russell Westbrook trade that was gonna happen. Today also is a 12 month. Or no, not 12 month, but it's whatever the. It's the anniversary of LeBron James lying about the 81 point Kobe Bryant performance. So happy International Women's Day to you, Juju. And then thirdly, she said in the article, she said that they were not the James family was not grateful enough that they drafted Bronnie when nobody else. Essentially the context was that we were the only ones that would draft a draft him and we drafted him for you.
Juju Gotti
These are quotes. This is this her saying this to the camera somewhere or just somebody saying that she said.
Cashmere
Somebody's saying that she said it.
Juju Gotti
That's what I'm saying. The allow make it halfway around the world for the truth. Get out of bed, man. I need to see her say this. I need to see what she's saying about this before I just run with this. You feel me as a person that's of of that ilk. Like I hear you reporter right now with your first initial report. But it's been a lot of initial reports out here that's been debunked if you will. So salute to the report now. But I'm ready to hear what Ms. Jeanie got to say about all this because I'm pretty sure her tone won't be as harsh as they making it seem. As my opinion. Maybe it is. Maybe it's worse. Maybe she come out and be like, you know what? Bleep lebron. I. I never liked him. I was being fake as hell on women's day. Sorry. You called me. You figured me out.
Cashmere
Moving to these boy stops.
Juju Gotti
Yes, sir. Man. Boy. Stiz abs.
Rebecca
What I did not know is that Genie Buss is married to comedian Jay Moore.
Cashmere
Yes. Who we definitely need on the show in Teresante.
Rebecca
That one.
Cashmere
We need to give them the boy stop where it's LeBron next to Genie and the Rambus as the final there.
Rebecca
Maybe LeBron is her Hulk.
Cashmere
I don't know.
Rebecca
What the hell?
Juju Gotti
No, we have to get J. Moore on my own Mama's own neighborhood. Oh my God.
Rebecca
That is inter. Okay, I think we should do this one from. From Trista right here. And then I think I got one too. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, let me pull this up.
Cashmere
I can't wait for Juju's reaction to this.
Rebecca
Okay, here we go.
Juju Gotti
Who is this?
Cashmere
Some random. Pause it.
Juju Gotti
Hold up.
Cashmere
It says pause it. It says y' all repost him on social media. I painted him on the walls of my screen. You gotta expand this so that he can see the full screen of her with this song making gun gun movements.
Juju Gotti
Play it, bruh. Play it one more time. I'm pretty sure we cannot play this. I don't know what sis got going on. Look, I don't know who sis is. She's an attorney. Attorney Sierra Norris. Salute. You got to know shot with sis if you need a lawyer. But I don't know. That might have been a goofy move. Man. It's a big girl stop on Martin Luther King Day. First of all, don't, don't tribute me this way with Rich Homie Quan. Like can we not. Can we leave Rich Homie Quan out my tribute? And I love Quan. Salute.
Narrator/Announcer
Come on.
Juju Gotti
Rest in peace, Rich. Home the Quan. I would come on now, but still, this is my L. King Day.
Cashmere
The guy even without the sound, the gun, the. The gun movements for a guy that was known for like anti violence, non.
Juju Gotti
Violence movements for a guy who was gunned down, that's elephant in the room. Let's, let's just, let's just, let's just keep the gun. Look, sis, attorney at law, I'm pretty sure you're a fire attorney, but you are a horrible decision maker when it comes to what to post on social media.
Cashmere
I'm going to say this right now. If, if I ended up. You need to disclose this video to your clients because it shows me that your decision making is all messed up. You painted him on your wall. You got Rich Homie Quan in the background. You got the gun movements and you made a second post with your son reading all the comments that I literally broke my neck to read. I literally ran. I ran to the comment section so fast I tore an ACL and you had your 16 year old son reading the comments of you getting fried and you doubled and tripled down and said if it was. If Martin Luther King was alive right now, he would love me.
Rebecca
Also. Hasn't MLK been enough? It's like it's not even a good painting. Like, how about a good painting also? Like, is it. Did she paint it itself? That's what I want to know. I feel like Marvin painted.
Juju Gotti
That's a low blow.
Cashmere
Marvin Luther King.
Rebecca
Marvin Luna King. It's the off brand mlk. That's hilarious.
Juju Gotti
Come on, bro. She talented, man. Come on, now. We ain't doing all that. Rebecca from the top Rose, ladies and gentlemen, Frog Splash.
Cashmere
She paid for the. The same artist that did the Cristiano Ronaldo statue.
Juju Gotti
Yeah. I mean as hell, boy. Stop though, sis.
Cashmere
Yo, where is that? If you had to guess where that lawyer. I don't even know. I'm not. I have no idea. Where is that lawyer's office located, no.
Juju Gotti
Matter what, In Atlanta. I don't give a damn.
Cashmere
A thousand percent. A thousand percent.
Juju Gotti
I don't care what nobody tell me. I know she in Atlanta no matter what.
Cashmere
I just know it. It's like God came down and told me, right? She's on Peach Tree, and she grew.
Juju Gotti
Up with Richard McQuan. That's the tribute. Next video, Mr. Beth.
Rebecca
And she's an accident attorney because that paint is an accident.
Cashmere
Oh, yeah. She's an ambulance chaser for sure.
Juju Gotti
15 yards on that one.
Rebecca
I give myself a flag on that one.
Cashmere
That was a mom joke.
Narrator/Announcer
It was.
Rebecca
But I like them then. I like him from time to time.
Juju Gotti
All right, John Morant going to the hole, thinking he's fouled. Complaining to the referee. I don't think he was foul. And then he pushed Mo in the back. Then. Mo ain't having none of that, bro. Bro. I've been there before, bro. You mess around and push the wrong person and you realize all you could do is smile because you realize, oh, damn, what did I get myself into? He pushed him first.
Cashmere
And here it is. There we go, right?
Juju Gotti
It's looking like he shouldn't push my boy.
Rebecca
That's it right there. That's.
Cashmere
There it is.
Juju Gotti
Let it ride.
Cashmere
Let it ride.
Juju Gotti
Oh, and then guess what happened. As soon as you do that, you get jacked up. I'm jacking you up by your jersey job. My dog, bro. I love John Morant, but you were tripping right here, bro. You tried that, man. And then you realize, holy moly, what have I gotten myself into? My jersey.
Cashmere
The quickness at which he came up on it was like he had already knew in his brain he was going to be pushed. It was. It was like a sp. It was Usain bolt level quick. What? And.
Juju Gotti
Oh, bruh.
Cashmere
It's a no.
Juju Gotti
Jack. That man up instantly, bruh. John Moran. When you sell them wolf tickets, boy, stop, man. Sometimes you push the wrong one and it looked like you did. And that concludes another episode of the alley Oop. Please remember to go to @DLSHoops on YouTube. I'm talking about obliterate the like button. I'm talking about, please give your boy and your girl some likes and help me please, some subscriptions. Subscribe. Unsubscribe, resubscribe again. See how that tricks the algorithm? Let's fool these folks. You dig it? Let's get this thing going, man. We need your support, and we need your help.
Cashmere
Tell them, go to the Apple Store. Okay?
Juju Gotti
Yeah.
Cashmere
Get on every iPad, get on every iPhone, get into the YouTube app and go and find DLS Hoops every time you're at the Apple Store. Subscribe.
Juju Gotti
Yep.
Cashmere
I know it's a big mission, but we believe in you, right?
Juju Gotti
And also text your girlfriend or your boyfriend or your homegirl. Just text them the link. Tell them, subscribe just because I love you, you know? Just do it, you know? But thank you guys, as always. You feel me? For locking in with us without y'. All. Who the hell?
Cashmere
The hell are we?
Juju Gotti
Any last words on the way out, sis?
Cashmere
We'll see you Tuesday, folks. More NBA news. More pop culture news. Same bat time, same bat channel lock in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz: Alley Oop 153
Episode Title: LeBron vs Jeanie Buss?! Lakers Drama Sparks NBA Chaos | Giannis, Ja Morant & WNBA Fallout
Date: January 23, 2026
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Main Hosts: Juju Gotti, Cashmere, Rebecca (with frequent mentions of Dan Le Batard and Stugotz)
This episode dives headfirst into the latest seismic NBA drama, centered on the escalating cold war between LeBron James and Lakers owner Jeanie Buss, dissecting the tense internal politics and how it’s sparking chaos across the NBA. Juju Gotti, Cashmere, and Rebecca pivot from Giannis’s recent outbursts in Milwaukee to critiques of the WNBA’s oddly timed schedule release, before riffing through CJ McCollum’s languishing career, Warriors’ injuries, and a viral MLK tribute gone wrong. The tone is classic Alley Oop: high-energy, snarky, and steeped in NBA fan culture.
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The episode is a high-octane, irreverent ride through current NBA (and WNBA) drama—cutting through headlines to poke holes, highlight petty feuds, and roast everyone from Giannis and LeBron to overzealous attorneys. In true Alley Oop fashion, the hosts blend sharp sports insight with humor and lots of inside jokes, making the episode not just informative, but also highly entertaining for both die-hards and casual fans.
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