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Welcome back to the Alley oop. I am Juju Gotti. She is Trisha Crick. How you doing, my sister?
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Oh, you know, I'm just staring at the Pacific Ocean. Juju. Ain't nothing but nothing.
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Ain't nothing but a G thing, baby. Too low Dot. G's going crazy. Oop. This is the show that pays, man. First of all, for the fight heard around the world. The scrap heard around the scrap heap. The punches that were in throne. That was acting, boy. The hold me back suspensions have come out. Isaiah Stewart, AKA Beef Ste, got seven games. The most crucial suspension. Was that too light or was that right on time? What you think about that? Do?
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I don't think we should be penalizing Beef Stew for other altercations. That's the only reason he ended up getting more suspension. To everybody else, Beef Stew is getting free beef stew. Free beef stew, bro.
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You can't run off the bench. The reason he got suspended, because he bought his ass off the bench. And that's that. Come with a penalty.
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Yeah, running up on the brother just like everybody else.
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The four games, you think?
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Four games.
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I thought they going. I ain't going to lie. I thought they were going to get my butt by the dub for that. You ran out the bench, but you ran out the bench like you was stone cold Steve Austin going to fight D Lo Brown in the ring. Got down like, bruh, like. What are you doing, Mysterio Jr. Head, ass. You got down. You had ice bags on your knees when you was trying to fight, bruh. I'm suspending you for that. Cause you're crazy. First of all, that let me know something right there, boy. You got ankle weights on and you trying to jump that. Let me know. I need to know. Three games for that. Four games for jumping off the bench. And then the altercation you got. I don't know what angle you had, bro. Could have really got scooped off his feet if everybody wasn't around. He ran in with a swan. He missed and caught us and found himself in one of them memes. I know you wonder how I got here, right? That's me.
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Yep.
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But the people saved them. Moving on from that, though, what about Duncan?
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What? What about Duncan Robinson deciding to piece up a town down.
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Duncan Robinson. You, sir, are the joke of the week. No matter what. I don't give a damn if my. My homeboy is fighting. And I disagree with why they fighting. I'm over there at least. I'm over there at least. Fate breaking it up. Come on, man, come on. I can at least fake, act like I want to be someone. You ain't even fake it, bro. Come on, bro. You gonna walk away? Turn your back. Joke of the week. Duncan Robinson. Don't you ever form your lips to act like you got. You can't.
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That's a. That's a liberal arts school for you. Duncan Robinson, a lot of people don't recall before he played for Michigan, he played for a small liberal arts school. And they probably. Tell you what, when you go to a liberal arts school, you got a certain type of parents. You know what I mean? And like, those parents tell you that violence is never the option. Violence is never something that you engage in because you're a proper young man, a contributing member of society. You were never thinking, as Duncan Robinson, you were ever going to make it to the NBA, otherwise you would not be playing at Wesleyan or wherever you were playing. And so, like, truthfully, now that you're in the league, someone needs to school you. Okay? What it is? Brotherhood.
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You a Detroit Piston now? I don't know if you. Where you went? Just theater school. You a Detroit Piston now. You read the syllabus. What you say?
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Listen, Juju, you're right. When you get traded to Detroit, there needs to be a handbook about what it is to be a bad boy. Detroit, we don't have fine, young, upstanding men on this team. I don't care if you're a white snipe shooter or what. You better get into the. Into the mix here. Otherwise I'm not passing you the damn ball.
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Nope. At all. You lucky. K. Cunningham a good one. You lucky. Moving on, though. My boy, Jose Alvarado. Man, making noise in that New York. In that New York uniform. GTA 5. Did you see my boy? 26 big ones.
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Oh, my God, what a perfect fit. We loved it as soon as it went down. One of the best moves from a New York standpoint, to get a New York guy to give you a little grit. Not only that, he's been just floundering and hiding and hoping to be saved from New Orleans, where there's nothing but nothing going on. He comes in there and contributes immediately, and it's like, well, Jose, you've just been capable of this on night one.
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Exactly. Yeah. I like my boy. That's like you say, perfect fit. I think it's gonna really ignite that locker room bro, because he ain't going. Something happened. Something minuscule happened last night with, I think, Trajan T. Watford or whatever. Ain't no disrespect to your name. But Watford did something budget. He inserted himself right into the situation like he. Like, nah, nah, nah, nah. It ain't going down. And you, vj, Edge cone, if you want something, you can have all the smoke you want, sir. I like him in that New York uniform. Salute to him. Moving on. Jonathan Kaminga is coming out, bruh.
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Did you just combine Trajan Langdon and Trendon Watford?
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You see, I tried to sneak past that, but did I know that when I got friends as good as you? Damn. An enemy who needs. Moving on, Brad. The warriors are damn near the joke of the week with my boy Duncan Robinson for putting out, letting it slip out of the organization, if you will, that people had a problem with. With Jonathan Kaminga family member taking too much food out the damn family room, bruh. Come on, now. What we doing, man? You saw that, sis.
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I'm about tired of Anthony Slater. Listen, you're basically just Regina George right now. You know what I mean?
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Who that is? Hold on. Who that is Regina. Ms. Rebecca. Don't know, by the way, I'm.
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I'm asking for her, okay? For her from Mean Girls, or what was it called? Was it Mean Girls? Yeah, it was Mean Girls, and she was the leader of the gossip pack. She is always just like, oh, where she get. I love that sweater. And then like, she. I effing hate that sweater. Anthony Slater's like the king of the warriors gossip media base, where it's always like, why are you even reporting on this? Talking about his family was taking too much food from the family room. It was so bad that Steph Curry had to get online and be like, yo, I'm sorry, jk. This is right.
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Yo.
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Go. Go be great over there. I can't believe you've been putting up with this for years. They're still sullying your name. When the Besmircher is like, this is too far, right? I got spit in my mouth. I'm protecting Jonathan Kaminga too much, bruh.
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No, you're not, bro. Come on, bro. This is proof. When somebody don't like your ass, they gonna make up all kind of just to get somebody on their side to go against you, man, just to make their side seem cool, bro. I don't give a damn, bruh. Do you know what my contract is worth? And do you know how much that scampi worth over there? I don't give it. If I want four trays of shrimp scampi, if I want a pot of beanie weenies, whatever the. Bro, are you serious, man? Hey, Man, y' all need to tighten up over there, man. I'm the Warriors. Yeah. Oh, I'm the Worriers. But since we won championships, we can do all this, bruh. Tarnish this man name all season. Remember when Kaminga said that he would wanted to demand the trade? And then what? What? Dunn Levy came out, say to demand the trade. You got a damn be half trade demand. But why you got to put that out? You're goofy. Warriors. I'm out the snow. That's what I hear when y' all talk. I'm out the snow. That's what I hear when the warriors talk. Get out of here. Wake up, Warriors. And moving on.
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And aren't y' all supposed to be the richest franchise? That's some broke behavior.
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Exactly.
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That the Sacramento Kings would do. That's not something that the Golden State warriors should do. That is straight. Oh, we are second, third level in the luxury tax. We don't have a single penny to spend on a play. I just don't understand why they would even why that would come out. I remember when I was at summer league, they were like, yeah, we don't like that Jonathan Kaminga brought the trophy with him to Africa. You know what? And at that point, it was before they were sullying him and besmirching him as much as they were. And I was like, yeah, I guess that is kind of weird. And then. No, it's not weird. He wanted. It's not ship and he wanted to bring it to Africa. Who gives a fuck?
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Exactly. Take your trophy where you want to take your damn trophy, man. Styles coming out. I'm on Kaminga side, man. Warriors. Y' all lucky I got Steph Curry because he cleaned up a lot of that bull stuff y' all be up to, man. So salute to Steph. I hope you do do well, bro. And you hope your career end well. But damn, your team, man, your organization.
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No doubt.
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Moving on, man. Let's get to some videos, man. Boy, stop. Did you see my boy Bobine pulled up to a college game the other day? You know, he looked weird. Every damn place he go, he was hanging out with. I think. But it might have been Villanova and Coach J. Wright, something like that. But look at my boy Bobon at the damn game. Who is Connecticut Yukon. Yeah. UConn versus Creighton. Bruh, if I'm. Sit your ass down. But I paid good money for these seat babies. Sit down, bro. Can you tap? Can you tap him, please? Sit down, man. Trying to get a goddamn picture.
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Oh, my God. He's got like a. A digital camera. This has got to be a stunt.
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Yeah, it gotta be something. Or he's shooting the scene. He's shooting the movie scene probably.
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Yeah, he. Look at that. It's got stickers on it. Tiny little digital camera. It's probably a huge digital camera. But his hands are so big that they're like the size of a monsters. He's got the women's stuff team on there. So it's a women's game. Look at that. There's. It's bedazzled. This has got to be for something.
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Yeah, it got to be, bro. I love always the. The. The Bon La huge. He can't do no wrong, bro. But if I'm sitting behind him. Hey man, I'm going need you to sit down, bro. At some point, man. Did you get the picture? Yes or no?
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Did you get the picture? Sit down. You're 75. Sit your ass down.
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We love you, Bond. Moving on. Man, did you see that The Sacramento Kings are giving away tickets to fans for hitting? Not a half court shot. No, no, no, no, no. Not a full court shot. No, no, no, no. A damn free throw, bruh.
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This hurts my soul, man.
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Bro, Watch him.
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Let's see. And he's probably gonna give him away. Splash.
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Season tickets, baby. Congratulations, Tyson. Hey, my boy like wait the whole season, Bro. Does not look excited at all.
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He said that? I don't know if he even wants to go to all these damn games.
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Juju, bruh. I bet you somewhere on the market is a new case or new tickets available. Season tickets available on whatever they gave him his seats at, bro. That man don't want no damn season tickets. He want to come see LeBron when he come back. He want to maybe come see SGA and maybe he might want to see the Celtics or something like that. You feel me? Or did I skip somebody? The Rockets, kg, whoever the hell. But yeah, man. Season tickets for free throw, bruh. It's at an all time low, man. I can't. I can't. I can't hold you, bro.
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It's tough there. I think they're retiring the beam too.
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Oh God.
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Well, it's been a while since we've seen the beam. Even if it was not retired. Would we even know, right, bro?
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Moving on, bro. To the sensation tan of the Internet that week, bro. We gotta touch on it a little bit, bro. You know we a basketball show, but glow real a day. And Brandon England. So this technically a basketball story. Hello sister. Her big sister, bro. I'VE been going at it online all. Damn. Have you seen this?
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I have not seen this. I need to see this right now.
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So basically, her sister saying Glorilla don't ever give her name. Oh. She wanted 25 Honda. Yeah, I mean, I just wanted a little 2500 every now and then. And gorilla like, Brian gave you 200, bro. How many more chances? Matter of fact, yeah. And so she's been doing interviews, besmerching Glorilla, and so gorilla. Gorilla say she broke. And so this is what one of her response video was to Glorilla.
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This is her sister.
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Yeah. Okay.
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You want to see Mom, I ain't even. But I just thought you. 13, honey.
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Like, what the.
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I just saw my mama 13, honey. Now guess how honest I am. Did I owe it to her? Yes.
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Bro, if I lend you some money, bro, get online bragging about you don't pay me back, man.
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Did I. Did I owe it to her? Yes, yes.
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But, bro, really, man, you gotta get it together. Salute. And let's move on. Oh, did you see. Did you see 21 Savage and Kylie Jenner leaving the damn super bowl or going into the super bowl together?
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No, I was. I wasn't online. Let's see it.
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Oh, yeah, but let's. Let's catch my sister up, man. Bro, it's like whenever your mama walking you in somewhere and you don't even want to be seen with her.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, it's like when you with a. A girl that you like. Nah, that's not. Hey, man, don't snap no pictures of me.
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Oh, my God.
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My boy scraping the letters off his.
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Jacket, raping that wall Juju, or Kendall Jenner. Boy, stop. Here's the thing. He must be either terrified of Devin Booker.
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Oh, no, no, not that one.
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So it's not that one we know. Nah, that's what is. Is he not like. Is he afraid that she will ruin his career just by proximity to her? Like, every Jenner or Kardashian has felt like their career has gone downhill as of being near them.
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Look, I'm gonna put y' all game. See, here in Atlanta, we know it's. It's a little. I just say, because I ain't no chatty Kathy. It's been rumored that my boy been with Lotto for a little while now. You feel me? 21 Been with Lotto for a while, so he already. Hey, Brown got time to begin snapping no picture, which is like, I'm just got them walking to my seat, y'.
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All.
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I done been up Plenty of time.
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He made sure that Lotto knew. Listen, I'm not with. There's nothing popping. Listen, I'm just getting. She's there, I'm there. But we're not. We're not together. I'm not talking to her. I'm as close to inside the wall as I. If I could be in the wall with the electric, like, electrical wires and the rats, that's where I would be. Instead of with Kendall Jenner.
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Exactly. I scraped all the logos off this arm, too. I don't give a damn. Pick them up later when we walk back by. Moving on. We got a street fight that broke out, bro. Where is this at? Where is this at, Ms. Rebecca?
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Serbia.
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Oh, man. Serbia, the home of the Joker. This is a basketball story. You did push play, Ms. Rebecca. Let's see how they handle the stuff over there in Serbia. Oh, hold on now. Hey, hey, don't let me. Don't make me kick you with it. You feel me? That was a good kick. You know what? I don't want one of them to my. To the dawn. You know what? You right, bro. As a matter of fact, let me give you $20.
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He said, you know what I think? I think if we would have landed it, we both would have been feeling good. So instead of messing our faces up, let's just go ahead and call it good. Let's just dap up, fam. Here you go. Like, my bad. I was wrong. Nah, nah, my bad. I was wrong.
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Yeah. Nah, nah, you got me good, because I. I hit you with that one, but then you get me with the kick, so. Yeah, you've really won that fight. For real. Yeah.
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That ain't just a kick, either.
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That's the Karate Kid crane. It's like, right from the old guy, you know, right? He realized. He like, hold on now. My bad.
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Me and Juju gotta reenact this.
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He didn't realize who he ran up on. He was like, bruh, man, that bro stiff as hell. Then he hit him with the. Oh, oh.
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It's like. It was like that Karate Kid that. That threw that kid on the ground twice, right?
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Hey, big Head, I'm so sorry.
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Listen, my bad, my bad, fam. Like, hey, by the way, how's your mama doing?
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Right, right, right. And lastly, let's get the heart. Isaiah Hartenstein, bruh. The last Hartenstein video. You know, it's always been talked about how the Oklahoma City Thunder get away with everything under the sun. When it comes to the refugees.
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They do.
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Well, let's roll that Hardenstein Clip. Let's see what my boy got away with the other night. Let's see. All right, he got the ball. Pivot foot move, both pivot feet. Switched it and then passed it. Look at this. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Dribbled again. Okay, Dribbled the ball again.
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Pick up, dribble. Pickup both pivot feet, dribble. Pass. No, no.
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Let's see. Pick up. Step, step, step, step, step. I'm gonna dribble again. Nobody touched it. Double drip, bruh. Referee ain't give a damn. Look at the referee right there. Look at him watching all this go down. Sir. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Picked it up right there. Step, step, step, step. There you go.
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Pick it up and drip, bro. You can't dribble no more, bro. It's our ball. Give me the balls. Stop. It's the first quarter, bro. I know you not tired, ref. Come on, Wake.
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Listen, in today's environment, nothing surprises me, right? Just you're like, oh, well, I guess that's what we're doing now. I guess double dribble is acceptable. I guess after I live with it, you can't even be outraged anymore. You're like, I guess we're just on the other side of this. They're playing Houston. That's who they're playing. If I was Kevin Durant, I'd be like, what the F is going on, bro?
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Exactly. I'll get the worst technical file. Just so this goes viral, so people see what you just did. Referee.
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But what's crazy is that none of the Rockets are really doing anything about it. They don't even look like right.
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They respond worried.
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There's nothing right.
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Reed shepherd didn't give a damn. He just like, oh.
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He's just like, yeah, okay. All right, I'm dribbling. That's so.
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I think that. But. But to be fair, everybody guarding their man. The only person that really should have called this out is your man's Alperine. Look at him. He guarding him right there. He giving him all the space in the world.
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Giving him all the space like a good European player would do. Just letting them cook you. I would have just gone straight to his head is what I would have done. You already know this is a we. I think we have to kind of say this out loud. No. We are now an anti Shangun show.
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It is what it is.
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It is what it is.
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I mean, right, man. And on that note, man, thank y' all for Joining the alley Oop, as always. Thank you, Ms. Rebecca and my daughter Dylan, any last words on the way out of here? Sis?
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Listen I'm sorry for going crazy I snapped last episode I watched that social clip and I was like oh wow I really got comfortable at the we work you know I haven't these words haven't come out of my mouth in a long time it still lives within me when I get really mad the vein came out so just know that like everyone asks hey like what's you know how you doing Blah blah. No I'm. I'm suppressing that's inside of me in my soul juju and I'm I'm really surprised it came out and I apologize.
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Nah it's all good we love rolling tree tree around here rolling three three shirts coming soon man. On that note man, thank y' all for watching without y'. All, who the hell are we? Catch us again man next Tuesday. Same bad time, same bad channel Jinx.
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Yomi Coke ah dam.
Episode: Alley Oop 159: ISAIAH STEWART STARTS CHAOS, Bench-Clearing Fight, Kuminga Family Drama & Knicks Debut Shock
Date: February 13, 2026
Hosts: Juju Gotti & Trisha Crick
This episode dives into the latest wild stories from the NBA and sports pop culture, focusing on the fallout from Isaiah Stewart’s suspension after a bench-clearing brawl, Duncan Robinson’s reluctance to get involved, Jose Alvarado’s fiery New York debut, the Golden State Warriors’ “Kuminga family room” mini-drama, and more. Juju Gotti and Trisha Crick bring their signature irreverence, humor, and candor to each topic, riffing on everything from weird NBA giveaways and social beefs to viral sporting moments.
Boban Marjanović at UConn Game
Kings Giveaway: Season Tickets for a Free Throw
Serbian Street Fight (with Karate Kid Vibes)
Isaiah Hartenstein Travelling Highlight
Glorilla Family Feud
21 Savage, Kendall Jenner, and Super Bowl Shenanigans
The hosts round off the episode reflecting on their own outbursts and teasing T-shirts for their fans. The episode is packed with lively banter, sharp takes, and plenty of laughter—a quintessential “Alley Oop” experience. Whether you’re a devoted NBA fan or just in for the jokes, this episode delivers both cultural commentary and pure entertainment, with every hot take and highlight getting the classic Juju and Trisha treatment.