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Alley Oop 162: PAYTON PRITCHARD IS COOKING! Is He Sixth Man of the Year? + Early MVP Picks, Pippen Jr Fight & LeBron on Jaylen Brown
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A
Bro, pro. Use a pro. Pro. Use a pro.
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B
I said that she's a pro. You're doing pro activities.
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A
Yeah, with pro tendencies.
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B
Crows are your friends. Pros are your enemies.
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A
You did. Come on, man. Welcome to the alley oop, man. The edited version only over here. You got to know it, man. I am Juju Gotti, and my sister Trista Crick is beside me as always. How you doing, my sister?
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B
Ready, locked in and willing, sir, to besmirk.
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A
Oh, I love it. Let's get right into it. Speaking of besmirch, hold on. When I bring these fellas up, I need to hold one of these. My boy has been besmirched ever since Reggie Miller put his name on a sentence. The world act like they didn't know the world at life, that they forgot my boy was a duck. You did green and yellow style. Your. Your man's. My man's. Peyton Pritchard. Welcome back. Have you seen my boy cooking? What do you think about your alumni?
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B
Port Portland legend, too? Peyton Pritchard.
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A
Come on, man.
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B
So put some respect on that man's name. Juju. I think when, remember, it's not so long ago, Juju, when Peyton Pritchard was ready to get up out of Boston because they didn't want to give him his role, they didn't want to give him his bread. And they were like, just hang on. Like, we're getting old. We're getting expensive. Just stay here. Just accept your role for now. 18 points per game, six assists per game, shooting 37% from three, 47% from the field. Juju just put up a 30 piece against the Lakers, 26 against Golden State. Like four out of five games he's had. 24 or more. So our guy is putting on a show for him.
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A
Come on, man. And guess What? He averaging 6.3 ankles per game, too. Come here. Jared Vanderbilt. No, no, Vando, come here. Austin Reeves. White on white crime, Black history month. It don't matter. Come here. Like, bruh, my boy out there looking like, damn, if he play like this, he can't be six man of the year again because he already disqualified himself from having to step in. But he would be well on track to get that six man of the year if he was eligible. Like, bro, damn, you can't go too far because can I most. Can the most improved player be the sixth man of the year last year or how does that work?
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B
I know you know he's not going to win that. You know who should win that, though? And this isn't on our rundown.
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A
Who that?
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B
Anthony Black. I. I love Denny and I think Denny should win it. But there's a real case to be made for Anthony Black. Starts working with the sham God and all of a sudden starts snatching ankles, doing turnaround threes from the corner, looking really freaking good. Looking like a franchise guard. Looking like. Not the problem of Orlando's offense.
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Exactly. Looking like a Jackson 5 member 2 perfect afro. Come on, man. Salute the blackness. Come on, man. Great head of hair on my boy. But moving on though, man, we. It's been some drama. It's been some drama. We're gonna step away from the association for a quick little second because my dog went to the game last week. Remember, she was at LSU versus South Carolina. And we know South Carolina got the best of them, as they have been doing for the past umpteen times, neither here nor there. But then afterwards, Flage, her mama took the social media, man, she said, and don't quote me, but quote me. She said, fly, J. Winning in life, man, she don't give a damn about this game. Y' all worry about this game. Flies, they already beating y' all in life. And yes, we still lost, but are we losing in real life? Flage beat every player on that court that night. Flashy got this. Flash ain't doing this better than y'. All. Flash, they can eat better cereal than y'.
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C
All.
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A
Flies can do a yo yo better than y'.
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C
All.
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Like, what did you think about sis stepping up and speaking out for her daughter?
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B
I've got a mom that's very vocal online.
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A
Yes, Salute.
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B
And it's just like, can you stop? You know, please? And I love Kia. Kids a momager in all things. She helps navigate the nil waters for her daughter, who's a full on brand. Yeah, but these. These mamas need to slow down. It does. It makes you look a little petty. And it's throwing a little dirt on Flage that she doesn't deserve. And it's causing and pointing directions and spotlight on you that you don't want. And I've got multiple people who used to either be in the league or are currently in the league. Like, yo, this nil has these lovely ladies talking crazy as.
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A
Yeah, man, it's rough, bro. Because it's politics. It's a politic game. No matter what level you get in, it's politics at a certain level once it starts. And she definitely on that level right now where you get them for any kind of excuse to hold a nice on you. Sorry for bleep. That. But you get them for any kind of excuse to try to hold you back or say, you know what, we're gonna go different. We're gonna move differently in the draft. We don't need that exposure. We don't need that type of attention. Don't even give them folks that to say about Flage big foe. Excuse me. Because if you don't know now, you know. Bit phobia. Spotless. As far as her record, her, her actual her, what she's doing, we ain't never heard about big folk getting pulled over. Spin. We ain't never heard big folk on drugs on campus. None of that stuff. Domestic nothing. So let's try to remember to keep respect on Flage name while mom comment.
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B
Also, I had an Uber driver in Baton Rouge that said that she picked up FL at 5 in the morning to drive for almost two hours after a game to go to a kids camp. Come on and teach the kids camp.
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A
Come on, man.
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B
That's the type of stories we should be telling. We should not be thinking about Kia talking smack to Raven. And listen, I don't think Raven's like a lottery pick, right? But Raven on the other end of things, don't mess around and, and watch the Chicago sky draft Raven because she wants to dime up Angel Reese and has the ability to not worry about scoring first, even though she can score a little bit. That would be very on brand in a very bad scenario for Flage to end up getting drafted after a South Carolina player. Because that's what Kia said. She was like. She's going, she's. She's getting dragged to be fired. All y' all like, please, Kia, please.
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Right? No matter what, man, even no matter what your profession is, man, the people who are not doing as good as you don't want to hear you tell them how much better they you doing than them. No matter what, sis. So like you, I'm not putting this on Flage record at all. I'm putting it on Flage my own record. Sis, we love you. We ain't going to besmirch you. But you might need to take a chill pill because she moving into a different league.
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B
Now, listen, when the Besmircher won't besmirch, that's how you know.
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A
That's how you know, man. Moving on, man. I'm gonna give you a quick little segment right now. Brought to you right now by the streets of Atlanta, Georgia. The way too early Finals MVP prediction. I know, right? Exactly. But guess what? Today, the first inaugural one is the inaugural. I'm going Aaron Goring. My boy gonna be back from injury. The joker and them got that look in their eyes. You might want to lock it in right now. The numbers ain't pulling me. Aaron Gordon, you already pull that.
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B
Did you already pull that trigger?
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A
I pulled it. The. The trigger's been popped. He already. It's wet over there. You can't see over there, but it's wet over there because I've been pulling number triggers on that bit right there. You dig? That was the way too early. Finals MVP prediction. Moving on, man. Last, last NBA topic, man, before we jump in these videos. I like what they doing in Oklahoma City, man. I saw my dog barking the other day. No, this is a little softer than that. A little softer. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that was him. That was him. Have you seen Jerry McCain over there, man. Have you seen Jared McCain? Okay. See, it looked like a match made in maybe heavn.
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Shooter movement. Shooter relocating robotic form. Pulling up wide base. Good mid range shot. Goes up and under. Can give you a little A.J. mitchell can give you a little bit of Isaiah. Joe can give you a little bit of this, a little bit of that. And he is the one show us what he does after. He's fitting in quite nicely in Oklahoma City.
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A
Perfect setup out there and be me. And that's the best part about basketball is going out there and being yourself. Absolutely right.
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B
Congrats on the win. Appreciate you.
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A
Hey, man. Hey, for effort, bro. You don't give a damn how the roof sound. Roof in front of the camera for your teammates, man.
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B
That was a poodle bark. That's. You already know what kind of bark he has.
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A
Golden Maltese. The golden way. But yeah, bro, I like what they doing. His personality, bro. Talk about that, bro. Like is he the right fit? Is he gonna propel them in the playoffs? The way it's looking, he'll give you
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B
one, one or two important games and people will say, what was Daryl Morey thinking? Lock that in right now. I said this before the show, Juju. I'll say it again.
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Yeah.
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If Sam Presti or anybody underneath Sam Presti calls you hang up. They know more than you.
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A
That's a good method, bro. Cuz my boy been ringing them through the nets from half court for the past 10 years, man. That's a good look. Public servant service announcement out there. If you a NBA gm, listen to my sister. Tell them again, sis.
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B
If Sam Presti or anyone in Sam Presty's orbit calls you just hit decline. No, we're not Doing it. You want who? First of all, you can just ask them what they want first and then do the opposite of what they are trying to get you to do. You want me to trade Jared McCain? Oh, yeah? Well, think about it. Clip. Hey, we got to get Jared McCain in here and extend him. Whatever we're doing with him is not working. We got to use him in a new way because OKC wants him. You cannot have him.
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A
Hello? Who it is?
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Click.
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A
Now let's get into a segment that we like to call Boy, Stop.
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We got some serious fisticuffs, like they used to say in the old time. You know, some fisticuffs. Here we go.
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A
Not during Black History Month outside of the club.
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And you think I'm a punk.
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Down from behind, buddy Mayhem Johnson. Mayhem clipped him. Firing track roll. Oh, oh, we gotta fight. Exactly. That's exactly what you get, bro. I'm sorry. Right about here, he was like, I'm
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B
going right over to him. I'm not even worried about this play. You. Oh, he points at him.
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Oh, God, bruh. He say, oh, referee, you ain't gonna call that. Oh, word.
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He grabs him, but you grabs him and pulls him, bro.
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I think he did him a service. He. If he would have went over there and. And not pointed first, he would have been like, what do you want, brother?
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That's how the kid sounded when. When Scotty Pippen grabbed him. Scotty Pippen is no punk, I'm gonna tell you that right now. Scotty Pippen Jr.
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Exactly. I'm glad you said that, cuz. I want to reiterate and bring this up, bro. Remember who Scotty Pippen mama is, you feel me? Them folk be trying to drag her name through the mud every damn two weeks about what her personal life is. So imagine my boy always hand this by his mama, hand it by his uncle, hand it by his step. Hey, man, my boy got real deal patience in his. In his body set up. Man, you got to be a good human to not crash out more often for how these folks be just disrespecting your daddy online, disrespecting your. Your mama. And so you already know you're not gonna push me on this court, though, sir. Like, with all that being said. Oh, yes. I'm the prophet Gandhi. What's his name? I'm Gandhi outside these streets. But this was egregious bit, bro. Referee gonna call that. I'm going outside your head, man, I'm so sorry. I got to.
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B
I kind of loved it. And I love the broadcaster that Was like, clip them. He clipped him. Scotty Biven. Scotty Biven. Clip them.
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Clip my head. He almost got clipped. Knocked down from behind. But referee, you gotta call that. Ref, you gotta call it. Mayhem clipped him. Look at lie. Okay, say listen.
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B
Clip them.
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Hey, man, whoever the brother is, the brother that hit Scotty Pippen Jr. Man, and that referee for not calling that boy stop, man. Boy stop.
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No doubt.
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Moving on, man. Brown on.
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On Jaylen coming up.
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Oh, goodness, no.
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If you don't know, hold on, let me pick up my couture. Mo when we talking about the boys, the boys went and put a foot up the Lakers ass on Sunday. It wasn't very competitive. And LeBron had this to say about Jalen Brown after the game.
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Have you made of his season and
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what's your relationship been like with him over the years?
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What's the season been like? I mean, I think. I think you just use the motivation of a lot of people just saying that they're going to have a down year because of, you know, obviously JT better being out. You know, them losing Drew, Al, you know, leaves Porzingis, leaves the whole championship team pretty much is kind of revamped. And he uses that motivation to keep them afloat. They're playing great basketball. And it's because of him and the rest of those guys. He's. He's taking that next step. You know, our relationship has been, you know, pretty respectful. You know, besides the he said about Bronnie and summer league, I was wondering if.
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There it is. Beside that. Hey, and beside that, cuz, remember, he act like he ain't here at first. You know, my dog be, you know, LeBron, you feel me? You got to just take what he's saying with a grain of salt sometime. But you got to expect this sometime, bro. You told us that Bronnie was better than half of the folks in the NBA at a certain point. You did what you thought about this in a post game conference.
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B
You know, I'm kind of in a tough spot right now, Juju, because I went on Player's Choice, they clipped me out of context about my take on LeBron Lyon and not participate in the dunk contest. Got about 300, 000 views and people were calling me the Skip Bayless of the NBA.
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A
And they can say what they want. Hold on. Before you move on. People can say what they want to online. You watch though.
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B
You watch, though. You watched it and they're accusing me of being a LeBron hater. And I had a really hard time listening to what he had to say because I was too focused on the no limit soldier bucket hat he had. Huh?
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A
Come on, bro.
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B
Make him say, why. Is that a child's. Is that a child's bucket hat? Juju, pull that back up. Ms. Rebecca, that bucket hat's too tiny for his head.
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My mom, man. He the king, man. The king, man the crown. You gotta have a big.
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B
Wait again. Let me say it again with no audio. Let's see it. There it is.
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A
Don't do it like that. My boy do look like mystical in 2004. I ain't gonna hold you. I woke up this morning, rocked up. Oh, yeah. He woke up locked up. My boy remind me he looked like silt the shocker.
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And he's got this video with shocker glasses in the mystical hat.
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All right, my boy, like, he is about to throw up the tank right now. Tru, look, why we. Why we start eating? Why we start flaming? LeBron, bro. My bad. LeBron. We just was talking about Jalen Brown. But, yeah, I guess what the Mercer is saying, Damn what he said about Jalen Brown. We know we get it. But that hat, sir. Boy, stop.
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B
Did you hear the pause too, where he was like, what do I think about his season?
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A
Right, Right.
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He was, like, ready to besmirch. He was ready to be smart. He's like, let me keep it. Let me keep it. Classy.
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He kept going, too. He said a little more. You did. But it's like. It's like, well, we ain't gonna get in all that, but we just know we. We salute LeBron over here. And I know my sister ain't no LeBron hater. Three episodes she was telling us how much she loved the fact that he's still playing and still get to do it and how she was blessed, if I recall recollectly, to be living in his era, watching it.
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Come on.
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I was ver clump that he was about to retire. I said, man, these broken wings let me fly again. I was just ready to cry. Juju. I love LeBron.
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Exactly. So all the haters out there, boy, stop. Let's move on. What we got, Ms. Rebecca?
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D
All right, next up, we got Angel Reese plays three people return.
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The return. Angel returns. Let's see her. Jackie. Jackie. No. Thank you, Jackie. I said no. I ain't gonna lie, brother. Turned me up so bad at the house. When she blocked the last one, I stood up off the couch and just scream as loud as I could as if I blocked that shot. And I love Jackie Young, but Get that out of here.
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B
To make the playoffs, Juju. To make the playoffs.
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A
Come on, man.
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B
He looks tan. She looks. She said she was laying on the beach before she got the call to come back. Well, she had been getting calls to come back all season, right? But before she accepted, she's like, ah, I've been sitting in the beach all week. Might as well come back with this tan and these fresh braids.
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Super fresh. Not a spot. A dandruff. I dare you to find a piece of dandruff in my sister hair right now. I dare you. 200 right now. Fine.
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B
Moisturized.
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A
You won't. You did.
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She gets the ball back. Blocked her. Oh, you got. And then blocks her again right here.
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That's I'm talking about, boy. That block right there. And I'm talking about Jason Tatum hitting the big three during our championship run. You wouldn't have been able to tell which one was which by my response.
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B
I love the way she did this too. Juju.
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You did what you thought, what you thought, what you thought, man. And on top of that, let's remind them if they forgot Victoria's secret Runway model Angel Reese, by the way, excuse me.
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B
Neither here nor there.
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Neither here nor there. Neither is Jackie Young shot because bus stop. Let move on.
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B
There it was there. It was not here. It was there.
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It was there, but now it's down yonder. What we got one more video, Ms. Rebecca.
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I love that middle one. I've never seen a basketball look like it was dick slapped. And that's what that one looks like, right?
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That I'm saying, bro, she talks this
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one, she blocks this one, but then this one.
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Then she get slapped from behind.
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Yeah, come on with it.
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B
Demoralizing. That's a demoralizing possession for Jackie Young.
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A
Amazing.
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B
Why didn't you stay back in Jamaica? Stay there.
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My s came back melanated, you dig?
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D
Speaking of swaggy, we got a Chelsea Gray move coming at you here. Oh, a bit of a shoulder shimmy.
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Oh,
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One. What the hell? Yo, bro, come on. Yo, yo.
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A
I'm not doing it with Chelsea Grayberg.
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B
Look at her. Not even. Oh, she.
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How you know? You got too much money, man. You've been winning too much. This bro. You. You get some out now. Chelsea, you left you the point. God, man, you send you the point. God. I ain't gonna take that personal, bro. You get one of these.
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B
She got her though with it. She got it.
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Get no damn body. She did bigger than this anyway, man.
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She's clowning. It's too Easy for her. Did she make that?
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I feel like if she would have made it, it would have been in the highlight. It had to have been. If I'm wrong, I find it.
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B
They won't even show the end. Yeah, the end's gone, bro. She missed it.
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A
Where do they move?
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D
Where do they teach that?
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B
Up right off that rip. That's bs. That's a BS move.
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D
They don't teach it.
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A
Chelsea is a goat. She's a point God, girl, if you don't get out of here with this shimmy shake.
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B
She said bounce, bounce. No ball picks it up.
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A
Hell no. Chester, Great. Look, we love you, though. You still. You still the champion currently right now in that league. In the pros. You just broke the record for like 600 points, I think, in unravel first ever.
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B
That's crazy.
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A
But my sister. Girl.
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Boys, Girl. Stop. Juju.
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Hell yeah, man. Thank you so much for tuning in. Everybody. Outside in these streets. Without y', all, who the hell the hell are we? You dig? Salute to Dylan, the distinguished gentleman, as well as Ms. Rebecca, the undistinguished lady. Any last words on the way out here, sis?
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B
Oh, man, Juju, it's going to be a great postseason. I can't wait to see you this weekend at the unrivaled playoffs. We'll talk more about that, I'm sure, on Friday's episode. But in the meantime, we'll see you next time. Same bat time.
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A
Same that channel.
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B
You dig me?
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D
Lock in. We're out.
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B
Lock in. Www.alleyoopshow.com.