Alley Oop 164: LUKE KORNET GOES OFF on Magic City Promo | Rachel Feinstein Joins Alley Oop

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Episode: Alley Oop 164: LUKE KORNET GOES OFF on Magic City Promo | Rachel Feinstein Joins Alley Oop

Date: March 3, 2026

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Episode Theme

This episode blends NBA discussion with comedy and pop culture, focusing on the controversy around NBA player Luke Kornet’s comments about Magic City, the evolving narratives in the NBA season, and a candid, hilarious segment with comedian Rachel Feinstein. The hosts dissect the intersection of sports and culture, tackle player storylines, and enjoy a fun critique of everyday life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Luke Kornet and Magic City Controversy

• Context: Luke Kornet’s public criticism of the Atlanta Hawks’ "Magic City Monday Night" promo at the iconic strip club Magic City—calling it disrespectful and harmful to women’s representation.
• Panel’s Take:
  • Trista shuts down Luke’s authority:
    “You have no connection to Atlanta…Do not besmirch Magic City Mondays.” (01:31)
  • Juju contextualizes Magic City’s role:
    “That specific establishment has been a class A establishment … [it’s more] about the music and the vibe and the food than it was really about strip culture.” (02:03-02:49)
  • Trista shares Killer Mike’s perspective on Magic City as an incubator for music culture.
  • Strong sentiment: Outsiders—especially with no cultural roots—should not judge core institutions.
  • Juju: “It’s like me coming in here and just saying, ‘You know what I don’t like about Downton Abbey? The outfits. It’s degrading.’” (04:52)
  • The debate segues into a celebration of unique strip club cultures in other cities (Miami’s Booby Trap, Portland’s El Diablo).

2. NBA: Team Trends & Player Critiques

• Knicks vs. Spurs:
  • Knicks end Spurs’ win streak.
  • Trista evaluates: “You’re going to lose a game here and there, they’re not going to win out … you’ve been rocking out on the East coast against a couple of important teams in the East.” (05:45)
  • Defensive consistency and the playoffs discussed; doubts linger about true Knicks legitimacy.
• Timberwolves and Nuggets:
  • Timberwolves’ ceiling is high but plagued by inconsistency.
  • Trista: “Nuggets don’t want any Timberwolves smoke…” (10:42)
  • Anthony Edwards praised: “A. Edwards is a top five player caliber in the league. One of the best closers in the league.” (11:26)
• Thunder (OKC) Return of SGA:
  • Juju: “He pulled up and put buckets in. And I know they weren’t going to rush my boy back anyway.” (12:08-12:45)
  • Trista highlights SGA’s competitive edge, comparing him favorably against Cade Cunningham.
• Cavs and Playoff Potential:
  • The Cavaliers and potential All-Star depth discussed with a dash of skepticism.
  • Trista: “Historic offense. Darius Garland and Donovan Mitchell playing at this All-Star caliber level … Evan Mobley is going to a new place…” (15:44)
  • Juju: “I’m a big believer in redemption. Yes. So far, [James Harden] has had a bad track record in the playoffs.” (16:18)

3. Comedic Interlude: Rachel Feinstein Joins

• Opening Banter: Rachel jokes about her personal life and stage persona.
  • “At home, I’m not actively transitioning.” (19:14)
  • “My husband calls me Big Guy. Unfortunately. He is an emotional desert.” (19:56)
• Man’s Bedroom Critique (Video Review):
  • Panel roasts a grown man’s lifeless, Office-Max-style bedroom.
    • Feinstein: “His bedroom is designed by Office Max.” (21:37)
    • “He does not deserve to close. If I could be the Robin Hood of ass and take it away from the men… I would.” (21:56)
  • Jokes about workout equipment in tight spaces and “aspirational throw pillows.”
• Aunties at the Club:
  • Uproarious praise for a group of “aunties” clubbing with a sign: “Been doing this since 1964.”
    • Feinstein: “Can we send them an edible arrangement? Or just inedible. An edible arrangement of edibles.” (24:41-24:50)
    • Juju: “If I was single … yes [I would hit on them.]” (25:09)
  • Panel celebrates the defiant joy and friendship of older women out in the club, paralleling the “Golden Girls.”

4. Notable Quotes & Hilarious Moments

• Trista (on Kornet): “Do not besmirch things you do not know.” (04:14)
• Juju (on Magic City): “If you’re not from Atlanta, oh, plea believe it’s a jail right there outside of Magic City. You feel me?” (02:03)
• Feinstein: “If I could be the Robin Hood of ass and take it away from the men … I would.” (21:56)
• Feinstein: “His bedroom is designed by Office Max … a gross sheet ... low grade depression comforter.” (21:37-22:40)
• Feinstein: “That pillow at the end of the bed is aspirational.” (23:20)
• Juju: “I see about seven to eight places I can get it done in there.” (23:31)
• Rachel and panel (on Aunties):
  • “I love them. Can we send them an edible arrangement? … An edible Arrangement of edibles.” (24:41-24:51)
  • “If I was single and not in a relationship. Yes.” (25:09)
  • “These bitches run a tight operation … with a fan to cool those chicas off.” (26:06)
• Feinstein: “I'm friends with a lot of godless whores, and I love them.” (26:44)

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• Magic City Debate: 00:51 - 04:52
• Knicks & Spurs/Playoff Talk: 05:45 - 08:30
• “Coming Home”/NBA Fashion: 09:26 - 10:22
• Timberwolves & Nuggets Analysis: 10:42 - 12:08
• Thunder & SGA Return: 12:08 - 14:09
• Cavs, East Conference Outlook: 14:51 - 16:54
• Rachel Feinstein Joins / Comedy Segment: 19:14 - 27:47

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Tone

Conversational, irreverent, and warm—with sharp cultural critiques, playful teasing among hosts and guest, and an unapologetic celebration of sports’ messiness and comedic oddities of real life.

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Useful For

• Sports fans, especially NBA followers
• Listeners enjoying comedic hot takes and pop-culture crossover
• Those curious about the episode’s blend of locker-room humor, league trends, and real-life absurdity through the lens of both athletes and comedians

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Transcript

[Rachel Feinstein]

It's a fresh twist on the man, but what it says. It's a lot of confidence behind that kind of man bun. What it really says is, I got. I've got Puss squared away. I'm not. I don't need to collect anymore. My numbers speak for themselves.

[Juju]

How you doing, sis?

[Trista]

Usually I'm on no sleep. I'm three hours ahead. I got three Diet Cokes. I've got a Matcha in my blood. We've done the show. We've done another show. We've done another show, but we're good. We're locked in.

[Juju]

Let's get straight to it, man. My hero has shown his ass.

[Trista]

There goes my hero showing off his ass.

[Juju]

Luke Cornett has spoke up about the Hawks Magic City Monday night coming up, saying that it's disrespectful to women. Also going on to say allowing this night to go forward without protest would reflect poorly on us as an NBA community, specifically in being complicit in the potential objectification and mistreatment of women in our society. Trista, your thoughts, please?

[Trista]

I say this with the utmost love and respect for the Green Cornet.

[Juju]

Yes, yes.

[Trista]

Mind your business. Nobody was even asking you. You have no connection to Atlanta. You have. No. By the way, this is like the whitest shit you could possibly inject yourself in. You are not even on the ancillary part of the culture. You don't have any friends. Clearly you didn't ask Jaylen Brown about it from Atlanta, or he would have told you. Magic City is an institution. Do not besmirch Magic City Mondays.

[Juju]

Exactly. And that's exactly what it is. See, my brother Luke may have been watching a lot of TV growing up about strip clubs and how it go. But, big brother, I want to let you know something. They don't play that in Magic City. You go in Magic City with that, you're gonna. You're gonna end up down the street, right? Street or the jail right across the street from Magic City. If you don't. If you're not from Atlanta, oh, plea believe it's a jail right there outside of Magic City. You feel me? They don't. I mean, of course, that. That's a job that has always suffered over the years injustices. And you have stalkers, and you have certain people like that that just your customers come in and do things. But that organ, that specific establishment has been a class A establishment for as long as I've been in Atlanta, alive, damn near hearing about it, bro.

[Trista]

Listen, when I interviewed Killer Mike, Killer Mike went on a full on historical session for me about how important Magic City was for getting juke culture, juke joint off the. Off the. Off the rip. How songs became hits inside of Magic City. How it was more about the music and the vibe and the food than it was really about strip culture. It. You just don't know. You just don't know what you just

[Juju]

don't know Luke, right, Brad? And for you to speak up like this.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Sheesh.

[Juju]

Like, I. You already know how I feel about Luke. That's my dog. I. I put him in the goat conversation with Bill Russell and man and Larry Bird now. You feel me? So this hurt me. Of course I'm being facetious. I'm a matter of fact, I'm gonna knock it off because I be playing too much and folk be thinking, I think this about that, man. Nah, bro. Luke, you need to chill out, big bro, and. And ask somebody to just ask somebody who know about it. You feel me first, because you are always on the right side of the locker room and culture. And bruh, the. Luke shiesty, and he was. He was dancing the other day in the. In the tunnel with. What's my boy name? The big man for the Spurs. Never played, but he a veteran. Whatever his name is. I mess with him. You did. But I think my boy is way, way off base with this one, man. This. This ain't that.

[Trista]

The whole quote juju was just absolutely wild. Yeah, just absolutely wild. And honestly, I was bringing this up to you earlier. I think Miami should follow suit and get up on Booby Trap Thursdays. And Booby trap is another institution which is a staple of Miami culture, I think. Listen, we've got. In Portland, we've got El Diablo, one of the only vegan strip clubs in. In the city. Listen, do not besmirch things you do not know.

[Juju]

That's all I'll say, right, Bruh, it's like me coming in here and just saying. You know what I don't like about Downton Abbey?

[Trista]

The.

[Juju]

The outfits. It's. It's degrading. It's like, bruh, shut the hell up. You ain't never been. You don't know where Abby is or downtown. Never met Abby, but Luke Cornett, my brother, I'm praying for you, man. I was about to burn my Luke Cornette jerseys, but I practiced the. The thing called forgiveness and acceptance. I'm gonna let you learn your little. What you need to learn. You did. But moving on, man. In the league over the. Over the weekend, we had some Good games, man. The New York Knicks broke the Spurs 11 game win streak, you dig? I mean 11 games, it's gonna come to an end at a certain point. But do you think the New York Knicks did that or it's just like spurs, we're going through the motions. We're on the east coast, it's on count.

[Trista]

Well, I think it's a little column A and a little column B. I think it was a, a good game for all the Knicks in general. But yeah, I mean you're gonna lose a game here and there, you're, they're not gonna win out and that is for show. And you're talking about a road trip to the East Coast. You're talking about, you're just coming off of a beat down against the Nets. You won in a close win against Toronto. You were in Detroit. I mean you've been really rocking out on the east coast against a couple of important teams in the East.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Trista]

And so yeah, I think it's bound to happen. I think they let go of the rope a little bit. It looked like the game was kind of getting out of hand pretty early. And so you just say, all right, it's not our night, let's pack it up. I don't think Wemby, even though he said yeah, that did kind of shake us. I still don't, I still don't believe in the Knicks.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Nah.

[Juju]

Oh, you don't believe. Oh, oh, you hit me with a switcheroni with the last word. Okay, cool. Hey, you know what? You entitled to that one because they have had some goofy ass losses with some goofy games from Cat. Jalen Brunson is usually such a scorer at a such a high clip. My boy being got the second half other day like two pranks you did like I don't know what's going on. But I do think this though, I think that the Knicks, they done been so close to success the last couple years with that core group right there. They, they gonna get up for the playoffs, you feel me? I think that tough nose defense they play and they just get after it. They got it kind of showed yesterday. A day for yesterday. Excuse me, pardon me. I think that's gonna really pop out in the playoffs and really highlight them inefficiencies on like teams like the Pistons and the, I don't want to say the Heat, but the Miami Heat.

[Trista]

Yeah. I mean you look at honestly this Knicks team defensive rating, they're still top 10 overall in the season for me as a top three offensive rated team. The the issue really is just inconsistency. And when you're playing in the playoffs, depending on who you're playing against, that inconsistency can get you sent home. And so that's really what I'm keeping my eye on. I'm keeping my eye on Karl Anthony Towns because he needs to shoot at a high clip and at a high volume in order for them to be effective. He needs to stay on the floor. He needs to maintain the level of offensive prowess that we're, we're used to him showing. And, and that really, to me is the key of, of all of this. Maintain Thibodeau level defense. But add in that new motion style offense that Mike Brown put in and who knows, maybe you mess around and get back to the Eastern Conference finals, right?

[Juju]

And if you listen to this, if you under the sound of my voice and you know or know somebody who knows Mikal Bridges, tell them to tell him. Shoot the damn ball like you did against the Spurs. You ain't gonna make them all. But an aggressive Macau, that's what makes the Knick so dangerous. Because now you got OG on the other side. Now you got Jalen Bruh. Watch out for them Knicks in the playoffs. Get well soon. Hopefully soon. Let's move on because we got a little time left. My sister about to fall out. They got my sister on. One hour of sleep, no doubt. No. Those head ass. Did you hear the news? I should have started the show with this. Did you hear the news? My sister ring the alarm dinged on. The witch is dead. My brother Jalen Suggs. Welcome to Tangiers. Welcome to the promised land, Mr. Bond. He finally came home.

[Trista]

I'm coming home, home Tell the world I'm coming home. No more headband around the neck because that was crazy. He was looking crazy as hell. I think Haley Vanleth bullied him into it. I think the Internet bullied him into it. And this is where bullying can be a positive thing. You know, we did it to LeBron. LeBron went to Turkey umpteenth times and it wasn't working. It wasn't holding, it wasn't sticking. And so at a certain point, some of the best Hoopers in the world need to come all home. We've seen this time and time again. If Jalen Suggs come on home a year or two ago, maybe we would see Derek White level offense and defense. Confidence is everything.

[Juju]

Juju it is, man. Can I get a little bit more of that coming home? I got, I gotta put up my, my candles for this One.

[Trista]

I'm coming home. I'm coming home Tell the world I'm coming home.

[Juju]

Praise God. Yes. We gotta. We gotta throw the candles up and lights up every time somebody come home. Homegoing service you did. But yeah, man, any. Anything you take from moving on. The Timberwolves getting the best of the Nuggets again in the regular season.

[Trista]

This is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, I'm scared of the Timberwolves is inconsistency. But their top end of play is just a Western Conference finals team, right? Nuggets don't want any Timberwolves smoke. I promise you this. The Timberwolves almost beat them two years ago. Yeah, this is a team that. That honestly. Or was it. Was it two years ago?

[Juju]

Three years ago, one of the year they got them. I thought they got them in game seven.

[Trista]

They were up 15 on the Timberwolves.

[Juju]

Oh yeah. I was on the airplane and ant man went crazy and he went absolutely berserk.

[Trista]

So this, this Denver Nuggets team is a little low key. Scared of Chris Finch and what they can do and Julius Randle. I like on this team. I know that maybe people don't think he's nearly as effective as Cat, but I really like the fit. And you've got all these defenders, you got all this athleticism. And I truly think A. Edwards is a top five player caliber in the league. One of the best closers in the league. They have one of the best coaches in the league. So I, if I am other teams like Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Denver, I'm keeping my eyes wide open on what these mini Minnesota Timberwolves are doing because they've got all the tools to be up on pretty much anyone if they're healthy, if they're rested and if they're

[Juju]

locked in, if they locked in for show, you know who back locked in. Finally, after his team was dropping a couple of games, getting a little closer to them Spurs. Oh, my boy sga. You dig it? Returns back with the thunder. And my boy, my boy hadn't just returned. Man, my boy pulled up and put buckets in hoop you did. And I know they weren't gonna rush my boy back anyway. So I know that if he was coming back, he was ready. Ready. Do them boys look like the championship or bus team that they once was? Or is it a new day since he been gone?

[Trista]

Listen, I think he heard all of the Cade Cunningham comparisons and says I'm nothing like Kay Cunningham. Okay? Like you're not about to put the F on that. I'M nothing like him. And if you think it's so cool that he can dunk and he uses his power, let me show you what levels that I can go to of a torn up abdominal strain. So, yeah, I love that competitiveness from Shay. I love that neck. Next gear from Shay. No more silky smoosha. I'll give you the violence, Shay.

[Juju]

Oh, yeah, and he dunked on somebody. I don't know who he dunked on, but you, you got your ass dunked on. And the timeout call, that's the worst dunk on. Don't dunk on me and then call the timeout. So down the hole. We finna replay this until we get back from commercials. I'm gonna get a technical file. I'm gonna crash out and we finna replay that. You did. But yeah, I think them boy looking good, man. I think this was the time that they needed for that bench to get kind of like locked in with Jerry McCain to give Jalen Williams the not, let's say not J Dub, but Jay will a more chance to be like he got into it with a joker the other night, impose himself and show folks like, bro been here for a couple years and he ain't just been sitting on the bench getting collecting dust. Nah, my boy actually ready to contribute right now. So I think they're gonna be kind of scary in the playoffs.

[Trista]

And what you've seen again is that Alex Crusoe is like one of the most important role players in all of this. He always comes with a tough bucket, an important defensive stop transition turns you over and it really like demoralizes you a little bit. The way he puts extras on his. His, how he emphatically celebrates is like, God damn, Alex Crusoe got us on both sides. Now we're down 7 and it just literally takes all the wind out of your sails. We saw that in the Indiana series last finals juju. And like I was like, God, I almost had PTSD after what he did, right?

[Juju]

Elmer Fudd himself with the damn head man from Space Jam. Salute, man, keep killing. We got also got news on the east that Jason Tatum possibly returning this week. Also in the East, Giannis Antetokounmpo has returned. By the time you hear this, he played last night. You dig? So is the East. I'm a firm believer right now in the Cavaliers for some damn reason. I'm a Celtics fan. You did. But the Cavaliers, I just like how they. I don't know. I like how they did that. I didn't know what they was doing at first, but now I see the finished product, I'm like, boy, that East. I don't know. It might be pie.

[Trista]

That's what we said about the Cavs last year.

[Juju]

That's what you said. I ain't never said about no damn cows. That what y' all say about the damn cows.

[Trista]

Historic offense. Darius Garland and. And Donovan Mitchell playing at this all star caliber level. Could they have four all stars? Juju? Oh, my God. Like, this team is potent. Evan Mobley is going to a new place, and Kenny Atkinson has unlocked him. And, oh, my God, have you seen how Jared Allen is playing? And, oh, now it's Jared Allen on Black History Month. Shout out to Black History Month. But he's on another level. It's like, is James Harden in the playoffs? Enough said.

[Juju]

Look, I. I'm. I think you can redeem. I'm a big believer in redemption. Yes. So far, he has had a bad track record in them playoffs.

[Trista]

It's like a decade.

[Juju]

Guess what? Yeah. Forever. Not. Not even a decade, like, since. Like, he ain't never won one. And so I don't know, but I think my boy gon. I'm not. I don't think he gonna win a championship, but I think he gonna get there again. And if not this year, never. Because. Damn.

[Trista]

You think they're gonna go to the finals? You think they're the favorite to go to the finals?

[Juju]

No, I don't think they're the favorite. I think this is their best opportunity. I got it.

[Trista]

Y.

[Juju]

Because I feel like the Detroit Pistons are a year away. Maybe the Knicks, they be playing the Celtics. J Jason Taylor. I don't know how this gonna work back. So just like this year was the opportunity for Josh Allen in the playoffs for the football, it didn't make it no easier because them teams are still good teams. You got to win. But Pat Mahomes ain't in there this year. Lamar Jackson ain't there.

[Trista]

If you can't capitalize when the field is open for you, you're never capitalizing. Because guys are coming back. Jason Tatum will be fully healthy. Listen, like, Tyrese Halliburton is coming for y' all babies. And. And they have the worst record in the east right now. They might mess around and get anybody they want. They might mess around again.

[Juju]

I forgot that. I forgot all about that, bro. And remember, dumb boy got somebody on ice right now that they just got specifically for next year. And that my boy Zubots. Zubra. I wish. I love Zubra. Don't get me wrong. Right. I. I love Gucci mane, don't get me wrong. But I wish the Celtics could have gotten super. Oh, my goodness, bro. He real deal traditional bit, man. Bro. And I think that's gonna make a difference when it's time for them Pacers. You did. But, man, there's so much going on in the league right now, man. We got. We got other folks fighting. We got. We got the Hawks. We got. Thank you. Warriors chance at the house game. We got the Blazers losing these.

[Trista]

That was a bad one.

[Juju]

Sixers as well. Man. We got so many topics to get to, man. But we gonna have to pause them topics because we got a special guest today. After this break, we are going to be joined by one of the funniest ladies in all of New York, man. We'll be right back after these messages. We got a segment we like to call Boy Stop. And we need a real deal professional to help us out with these boy stops today. So we going to call on the Ms. Miseries. Mr. Mister. Plus an S with a period behind it. Rachel Feinstein. Or Mrs. Feinstein, if you're nasty. How you doing, sis?

[Rachel Feinstein]

Good to see you. I'm. There's no mister. Just so you know, at home, I'm not actively transitioning. I.

[Trista]

I was like, did he just call?

[Rachel Feinstein]

He calls me Mr. And sir all the time. I don't know what's happening here.

[Trista]

Is it like mistress? Are you a mistress?

[Rachel Feinstein]

I have. I. I have told Becky that I do want to move to Maine at some point in my life when I give up on men and find a woman for the very last lap. But that's separate.

[Trista]

You can come to unrivaled down in Miami. Find yourself a wife pretty quick there.

[Rachel Feinstein]

I've been looking for one just for that last lap of life. Just like one with a backpack. Yeah.

[Juju]

What you got going on right now in your life, Ms. Rachel?

[Rachel Feinstein]

Not much. I'm on the road a little bit. Where am I this weekend? I always have to think about it. I'm gonna hurl my body to Madison, Wisconsin on March 11th. That's supposed to be a good club comedy on State. And I have a Netflix special if anybody wants to watch it. It's called Big Guy. My husband calls me that. Unfortunately. He is an emotional desert. He's the reason I need the LA for the last lap. That's when I've given up on getting my needs met.

[Trista]

If my husband called me Big guy, he wouldn't be my husband anymore.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Yeah, yeah. It's not. It's not. It's not scored him any points. He did not close that night.

[Juju]

It's.

[Rachel Feinstein]

It's suffice it to say, and then he called me big guy on Kelly Clarkson, and now he's, like, high off of it because Kelly got the band to back him up for his Big guy song. I'm like, pete. He's like, oh, that was amazing that night with the band. Back me up. He has a song. He goes, she's my big gay. And he kind of shimmies around and follows me.

[Trista]

Does he talk like that? Does he have that accent as well?

[Rachel Feinstein]

Yes, there's like a New York firefighter accent. Like, they can't. They can't pronounce even the name of what they do. It's pronounced like foia foida. Like F I, Y A, F I, D A.

[Juju]

Let's get to some videos. Ms. Rebecca, turn us up, please.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Speaking of, I don't know, insane men and their bedrooms, is this acceptable? Because I'm going to say it's not. But I want to hear your thoughts. Is this acceptable for a grown man's bedroom? Oh, my. That's not good.

[Juju]

And it looks awesome to me. I mean, what's the problem?

[Rachel Feinstein]

What is that?

[Juju]

Boy got a Nordic track.

[Rachel Feinstein]

It does look like he bought all of his furniture from Staples. It's very confusing. His bedroom is designed by Office Max.

[Trista]

Where is his comforter?

[Juju]

You don't need no comforter.

[Rachel Feinstein]

It's a gross sheet.

[Trista]

Is that just like a little towel on top?

[Juju]

Exactly.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Oh, my God. A little towel is the best expression I've ever heard in my life. It does look like a junior towel. And also, he should not. He does not deserve to close. If I could be the Robin Hood of ass and take it away from the men. No, no. This Office Max bedroom does not deserve. If I could be the Robin Hood of take it away from him, I would. And I would give it back to the people that deserve it.

[Trista]

Listen, even best case, if I'm allowing your workout equipment to be in the room, how are we gonna get anything done that requires any stretching out of any time? I'm gonna get concussed hitting my head against that damn pedicle.

[Rachel Feinstein]

They also look a little like torture devices. It's very alarming. You're enclosed in weird torture devices. Yeah, you're right. Also, he doesn't even have a full, like, top comforter that covers the sides of the bed. There's this deep sadness to that. That's like low grade depression comforter.

[Trista]

Do you see that one throw pillow that his mom probably bought him.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Oh, so dark.

[Trista]

Why is it at the end of the bed?

[Juju]

Sheesh.

[Rachel Feinstein]

The throat pillow at the end might be for when he flips her around. But she's not coming. Guess what? You might think he's gonna flip and

[Trista]

she won't make her neck aspirational. That pillow at the end of the bed is aspirational.

[Rachel Feinstein]

It's an aspirational throw pillow. Is there any defense for this bedroom?

[Juju]

Yes. I was trying to get the word in. Ed Wise, but they take his life apart. Y' all just leave this man alone. This man got a nice little workout system over there. He got the living room area. Is that a desk? I don't know what, Like, I see about seven to eight places. I can get it done in there. And don't worry, that comforter is just in the washing machine.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Come on, man, get it done. Speaking of the Robin Hood of ass. That is a terrific phrase. You deserve a basket of plus for that. Just get it done. I guarantee you he's not getting. He's not getting anything done. Basket of puss. Not that I'm giving out baskets of puss. You know, I'm a working mom. I have a busy life. All right?

[Juju]

Now that's the Robin Hood. I can get behind it. What's next?

[Rachel Feinstein]

Mr. My face is in pain?

[Juju]

Jesus Christ.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Aunties in the club. Here we go.

[Juju]

Aunties going to the club, man, they say, look, you young bitches, we got the section tonight. Put this on the sign. What the sign say? Been doing since 1964, man.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Oh, my God, I love them. Can we send them an edible arrangement? I love these so much.

[Trista]

Or just inedible.

[Rachel Feinstein]

An edible Arrangement of edibles.

[Juju]

Yeah, right. I love this, bro. Like, if I go in the club and see them, I'm sending something over there, a bottle. If you broke a couple Coronas or something with the.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Well, most importantly, would you. You hit it. That's what the people want to know.

[Juju]

If I was single and not in a relationship. Yes.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Oh, God bless you.

[Juju]

I'm locked up.

[Rachel Feinstein]

You know, I just want to be their friends, though. Don't you want to be friends with these?

[Juju]

I love these.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Yes. I love these. If that. They're the ones I want to move to that Golden Girl style house with from the last part of my life. Instead of.

[Juju]

Instead of hot wings, they bought a gold bond. And damn,

[Rachel Feinstein]

I love this point where you. You go, you know, there's. First you believe in men, then you're. You're, you know, you're exhausted by them, then you're pissed at them, and then you just objectify them. And that's the part of life that's really fun again, you know, it's like those silver years where you're like, you know what? Maybe they're just a piece of ass and that's all they should have been in the first place. And I like it.

[Trista]

Like, let me just grab this meat real quick.

[Juju]

With extra O's.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Also, who. Who got that sign together? I mean, these bitches run a tight operation. I mean, I think there's a fan. I think somebody's got a fan over there to cool those. Those chicas off.

[Juju]

You know what I mean?

[Rachel Feinstein]

Like, yeah, like, what I want to know is this their. Just. Is this their, like, regal beagle? Is this their, like, Friday night spot that they go whoring at? Or do they bring that sign on the road? I got a lot of questions.

[Trista]

They go whoring it.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Sorry. Yes, I did say that. I'm a mother also. I'm a mother.

[Trista]

The watering hoe is their watering hose.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Watering hoes is amazing. My favorite. This is my favorite auntie there. The one that puts her head in her hands. Cause she knows she's the most lit one. Oh, yeah. She can't even believe it. But you know what? She chose those friends. I know what it's like. Cause I'm friends with a lot of godless whores, and I love them. But there is where there's a moment where I'm like, really? Like, everybody's got that one friend that does the splits everywhere where you're like, the splits are not necessary right now. Kristen.

[Trista]

Just stay limber.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Yeah, like, we get it. You're. You're flexible. We get it. Just relax. Oh, my God.

[Juju]

Oh, my goodness. I know. That was a great night.

[Rachel Feinstein]

All right. Oh, yeah. They got passed around. All right.

[Juju]

Thank you so much, Rachel, for joining us. Oh, my God. It's an honor and a pleasure to meet you and talk to you. Been a fan of your comedies for a long time. I know I don't look like it, but trust me, you got fans that look like this, too. You did.

[Rachel Feinstein]

No. You look fine as hell. Don't you talk about yourself like that, baby. You look fine as hell.

[Juju]

Appreciate it. Any last words? Trista?

[Trista]

Someone said today that Juju's hairstyle today looks like he always has a good idea.

[Rachel Feinstein]

Here we go. That is amazing.

[Juju]

Hell yeah.