B (2:01)

I'm going Yukon. Arizona. By the way, I did tell everyone to not stop believing in Dan Hurley and that this Yukon team offensively was good enough to go to the final four, make it to the national championship game. I think they will go to the national championship game and I think they just barely, barely, barely lose to Arizona. I hate even saying that. But listen, Dan Hurley versus Tommy Lloyd. We'll see. We'll see what Tommy Lloyd has up his sleeve. We'll see whether he's got winning up his sleeve. I haven't seen him make it past the Elite 8, so we'll see what kind of sprinkling he's got.

A (2:38)

Look, bruh, I actually am on the other side of that because as awesome as Arizona is, co op freshmen. They led by a couple freshmen. So I don't know. I like that UConn has that crazy in their eyes as well as that. That experience in their back pocket. So I'm choosing my dog crazy here. Did I look at my sister? Crazy eyes look crazy. Oh. Oh, that's how. Look, that's how you turn the ball over right there.

B (3:09)

That's the debo.

A (3:11)

I'm going with Yukon, man, because it's just crazy against regular. And I'm going crazy the other side of that br. Michigan.

B (3:20)

I got Yukon. Yeah, I got Yukon beating South Carolina.

A (3:25)

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, I like how you did that. We going women's first. Okay. Women's Yukon versus South Carolina. You got them Huskies.

B (3:35)

Yep. I got Yukon beating South Carolina and I got UCLA beating Texas, but I don't feel good about it. And I got Yukon winning it all in a close one.

A (3:47)

Damn. See, I got Texas getting the job done against ucla, not just because of mad books, but just because of the squad they got, bro, if they all lock in and say, you know what? Lauren bets not tonight. They got a chance. You got to tell her not tonight.

B (4:03)

I really. Juju feel like Madison Booker has a. An unique opportunity for branding right this second based on what you just said. And her logo when she comes into the league should literally be an angry book.

A (4:18)

Oh, Harry Potter. The book that help eat Harry Potter.

B (4:22)

Yeah, with little feet on the book with this. This angry book. Mad books.

A (4:28)

Come on, man. Mad bulls and reading is fundamental. Go straight to the kids with that one too, man. Yeah, get your mad books right now. You did. If you want to be like mad Books. Yeah, I like that. Unfortunately, I gotta kind of agree, bruh. Yukon girls, man, the Huskies, they looking too invincible, man. I'm riding with Don as always. I'm gonna choose USC just because here we are. But them Huskies, man, Az foot, man, like, they just got it going. Sarah strong best player maybe in college basketball history. Am I tripping?

B (5:04)

No. I think she's gonna go down as the best. She doesn't want to say it. She doesn't want to be compared to Fee. She doesn't want to be compared to Brianna Stewart. She doesn't want to be compared to Maya Moore, but she will be because you're talking about a sophomore when a Naismith player of the year. She's going to win it three times in the year over year. Going to win it three times in a row, just like Brianna Stewart did. She's A legend. She's going to go down to the hall of Fame. She's going to be one of them ones. But they need to stop playing around with those overinflated basketballs because they made her layups look like bricks.

A (5:35)

Them brick layers. Salute to MTV rocking job. Just know. Long story short, I got Yukon losing against Michigan. If they play them. If they play them, I don't know who plays.

B (5:48)

But listen, they would in the national championship. But the crazy eyes, the crazy eyes aren't enough to get it, get it done over Dusty May.

A (5:55)

Nah, I got Dusty. Man, them boys, man, them boys looking too unstoppable, man. Like Michigan and well, Yaxel London. However you say it, my boy, he, he bought, he about 30 years old. Listen, we can start there.

B (6:09)

But no, for real though. For real though.

A (6:11)

Check ball and when it's, when it's time. But moving on, man lead bro. Because the playoffs is right around the corner when she comes, man. Who do you got in these playing tourney style victories, lottery situations, I don't know how they doing that moving forward. But who do you got sneaking into the playoffs and actually making noise? Because in my opinion in the east is a little bit more easy to make a little noise than the west. You did what you think, sis?

B (6:44)

Well, I think what I want to know is if it stays the way it is right now.

A (6:51)

Yeah.

B (6:51)

Then you've got a situation where the Hornets have to play the Celtics. If they beat the Raptors in that first game, they move up to the seven, they play the two. I think that's actually a non preferable route for the Hornets. If I'm the Hornets, I would rather play the Pistons who have actually been playing pretty good ball without Cade. But you're getting like you said, these throwaway games where B ball, Paul's putting up 20 plus basketball. You got, we got homie from St. John's Danas, which I, I think I called him Danis before Danish Jenkins and like what are we gonna have in a half court situation and in a playoff situation? 7 game series check ball. So I think for me it depends on who the Hornets get in the first round. But if it's 1 8, I'm going to go Hornets to maybe make, make a little bit of noise and maybe push this thing to the limit. I also think the Cavaliers better watch that ass.

A (7:49)

Oh wait. Yay.

B (7:51)

Watch that ass Cavs. Because here's the deal. I don't care whether you have private chefs and gluten free, dairy free private little orders that Donovan Mitchell Said is the reason that he stayed in Cleveland. If you know, you know, little sprinkle some. Some sauce on them. Here's the deal. 17 of 19 wins for the Atlanta Hawks. Nikhale Alexander walking Walker looking like the second coming of his cousin. Shay Gilgis Alexander. Dyson Daniels, defensive player of the year last year, most improved player. One of those kids that you think, wow, I don't want to see him. You've got all kinds of mischief that the Hawks are up to with Jalen Johnson and his power and his scoring prowess. This is just a tight squad and I think Cleveland needs to get their stuff in check because they are considered a soft team. And atl Shouty, you better go to these games, juju, because I'm telling you, it's going to be up, bruh.

A (8:53)

Speaking of you already know, Luke Cornette tried to stop the show. But as we all know, the saying, one monkey don't stop no show. Man, my boy sent these hoodies out yesterday. Atlanta Hawks man. Salute.

B (9:05)

Guys, did you get me mine?

A (9:07)

I mean, I pre ordered it before I knew that was even a problem. So I did not get secure yours just yet, but I'm gonna find you one.

B (9:15)

All right?

A (9:16)

I ordered it before Luke Cornette got on all that bs. But salute to Atlanta. I feel like that's the vibe because people in the city, bro, like, bro, we gonna still see y' all the hoodie man, NBA talking about all that. But Yang Yang, man. So yeah, I like what Atlant doing right now. The city is 100 alive. The city is 100 behind the house girl. Throw that wham in the circle even if it's little, make it jump like a hurdle. You got to know you feel me Moving on to the west, man. Is there anybody in that west, that bottom of that west that can make any noise when it comes to maybe going against the Lakers, maybe going against. They don't want to see the spurs nor the Thunder, in my opinion.

B (9:57)

But who I don't think anybody wants to see. I don't think anybody wants to see the spurs or the Thunder. What I will say when we. When we see the peak.

A (10:10)

Yeah.

B (10:11)

Of the Clippers, when they are dangerous. We saw it against the Nuggets in the round round one of last year's playoffs took the Nuggets to seven. Probably should have won that series. I think Darius Garland and Benedict Matheran are a really nice one, two punch.

A (10:31)

Yeah.

B (10:31)

Obviously Kawhi is playing some of the best basketball, maybe the best basketball of his career. And it doesn't really matter what they did in terms of at the trade deadline, losing all those players, like losing Zubac. But John Collins is giving you effective minutes, giving you nine for 13. You got Derrick Jones Jr. Athletic Wing. You got a lot of Brook Lopez is kind of starting to like find back his rhythm again now that he's. Now that Zoo is back or. I mean, he's gone 28 points for Ben Mather and against the Bucks, 7 for 10 from the field. I'm not saying they're gonna be able to beat OKC or the spurs, which I do not think is a possibility, but they could take them six.

A (11:19)

Yeah, I like that, that because you're right, bro. Being just to me gives them just a, a little bit edgier personality. Somebody that's willing to go in that paint and get the file like Jimmy Butler did with the Heat. So yeah, I definitely like that pick for sure. If anybody can do it, it's them. And when I say do it, it's go to six. Moving on, man, them Nuggets, they don't put on a, a seven game win street right now. Also breaking news, the Joker is averaging a triple double in the year of the Lord 2026. You dig? Is that enough to sway any voter? I know it's crazy, bro. I know we got Joker fatigue, but can any voter be swayed from SGA at this juncture?

B (12:09)

To me, the answer is no. Yeah, I hate it. I don't think we really have a full handle Juju on MVP as a, as a whole. What does it mean? What is it? Is it the best player on the best team? Is that what it is? Because that to me feels kind of like really most valuable player. No, you're right, you know, and so I think Jokic, if you put Jokic on any team, he raises the, the floor and the ceiling by 25 games or so. I mean, you're just talking about a guy who does everything offensively and defensively. He's not bad. He can get you multiple steals, he can strap up a little bit, but I don't think Jay's going to be able to get it pulled from his, from his fingertips just based on the way that he's playing down the, down in the stretch of games and the clutch situations. He's having the most efficient performance pretty much of his career. I think he's shooting like 55, 56 on twos. Defensively, he's still a menace and you can't really give him a hard time because the way that they've comprised that roster, everybody's really good defensively, but he's also very good defensively.

A (13:30)

Exactly, bro. And like you said, I saw the Thunder continue to kick ass without sga. I saw the spurs continue to whoop ass when Wemby went down. I saw them Nuggets look like they shouldn't be anywhere near the playoffs when Joker got hurt during the season. Aside from the NBA MVP conversation in the playoff side, if we gonna get this side of Jamal Murray, if we gonna get this version of Cam Johnson that, hey, bro, take the ball to the damn hole. I wouldn't want to face them Nuggets in the playoffs, man. Like, who do you fear them? I mean, outside of one and two, who do you fear the most on that West? Because the Nuggets. I don't want to see them, bruh. For some reason.

B (14:17)

Don't want to see the Nuggets. Juju. You're right about that. And I definitely don't want to see the Timberwolves if I'm the Lakers.

A (14:25)

Yeah, yeah, I forgot. Healthy, rested. Ant man, too. Right now, too.

B (14:30)

Listen, you know, like this. His Lakers team pooped. He just pooped. Post poop clarity. Lakers 9 and 1 in their last 10. I think they're 15th defensively in the last month. Offensively, Luke is doing all kinds of crazy.

A (14:51)

Salute.

B (14:51)

But at the end of the day, who sent the Lakers home packing last year?

A (14:56)

Damn.

B (14:57)

Is it just me, or was that the Minnesota Timberwolves?

A (15:00)

Quickly, too. We was in New York watching the game one. Like, what the. Like, are we watching a new day? I believe, like, bro, it's something about when them lights are the brightest. Ant man. Dude, it's a different ant man. We gonna. Ant man. Gonna play with y' all all season, man. He might shoot when he's not supposed to. He might do this or whatever. But them playoffs and ant man, I don't know, bro. You right. I don't want to see him.

B (15:26)

You know what? And also real quick, not to shift too much back to the East.

A (15:30)

Yeah.

B (15:31)

But Nick Sixers first round is gonna be fire. That's low key. One of the best matchups I was at Nick Sixers 2 years ago and saw the Tyrese Maxi game where he. He ended up scoring a bajillion points in the last eight seconds of that game and sent them home for the night and made Madison Square Garden go up in emotional flames.

A (16:00)

Maxi fires. He's coming.

B (16:04)

And they're seven and three in the last 10. Paul George is finding his flow. Tyrese Maxi, VJ Edgecomb, a Joel Embiid a healthy Joe LMB. We do not want to see if we're the Knicks whatsoever at all. And I think he's preparing himself to be there for the playoffs. The last time we saw Joel embiid, he was a plus, 33 on the floor, 35 points, 3 for 3 from the field, 8 for 9 from the free throw line, 6 rebounds, 7 assists, and a block. That Joel Embiid is making Mike Brown have nightmares, right?

A (16:49)

And people forget last time in the playoffs when the Knicks got the better of them, my boy had Bail's palsy, man. Half his face didn't work. It was a lot going on and he still was out there in one hand. So.

B (17:01)

Dude, and it looked, you're right, it looked rough. He's like, damn. He could not even see out of one eye. His whole face was drooping, right? His leg was messed up. He was out there on one arm, one leg, giving him the business.

A (17:17)

And you got a determined PG right now. Come on. What put up 30? 39, I mean, I guess against the Wizard. So we got a *, but 39 is 39 in. In today's NBA. So. Yeah, I wouldn't want to see them if I'm the Knicks either, because they gotta get well soon. But before we move on to a couple videos, man, I also like to just announce and just make it plain to the audience that this matters so much. Our sister Audi Crooks has entered the transfer portal. What does that mean for the lady sports? Is one year left on the eligibility, but she finna use the H out of that mother effort and.

B (17:58)

And Juju. The crazy thing is 10 confirmed in the transfer portal out of Iowa State. Addie Lily, Reese Reagan. It's like a Petey Pablo song over here. Jada Freya, Alisa, why they. Why they put them in that list like that? Audi, Addie Lily, you know what I mean? What are we doing, bro? Jada Freya. I might have to mash that up for show, man.

A (18:44)

But moving on, man, to a segment we like to call. Boy Stop.

C (18:58)

At 41 years old, you think I want to do that random ass Thursday? I'm not like the first guy I even talk about in the NBA. Like, we all, like, you guys have to move. Go over to Nashville.

B (19:09)

You got the.

C (19:10)

You got Vanderbilt over there, you got the nascar. You got a stadium. Don't they got a hockey team, too?

A (19:15)

Yeah, Predators. Predators.

C (19:16)

Like they got everything.

A (19:18)

Doesn't look like LeBron's going to be on the Grizzlies anytime soon. So Grizzly Fans out there.

C (19:21)

Yeah. They know their only Chance was in 2003 if they would have won the lottery. Give me. And I might. And I might have pulled a Eli Manning and not showed up.

A (19:32)

He would have pulled an Eli on four folks that they was driving. Look, bro, it sound crazy in certain angles, but my boy being real, bruh, what you think about this version of LeBron, man? Just let it fly.

B (19:46)

First and foremost, I've got brothers in Memphis that are probably sick about this.

A (19:51)

Yeah.

B (19:52)

If there's not. If that's not an indication that they're at least considering. Move that out of Memphis, I don't know what is. But this tells me, juju, that when LeBron retires.

A (20:04)

Yeah.

B (20:05)

We're gonna get elite content from him.

A (20:08)

Yeah.

B (20:09)

This version is. I was captivated. I could have watched that entire round of golf if he's talking like that.

A (20:18)

Right.

B (20:19)

I would pay for it.

A (20:22)

Right. And when he said. Because this is how, you know he would be in the Joker. When he said, don't they have a hockey team? I was like, okay, my boy. My boy playing right now. But, hey, man, look. Salute, though. Because if I had to deal with what he got to deal with on a daily basis, which is DeAndre Damn dominating, throwing lives to my boy. Did you see the last live. He threw the dear. Dominating again.

B (20:47)

I did see it this morning. We gotta run that back,

A (20:57)

Everybody. But I don't even think that was possible. Boy, LeBron threw my boy a law. And he called it by the rim for the listening audience and airballed it some kind of way, bro.

B (21:11)

Inches from the rim.

A (21:14)

Literal, Bruh. I found LeBron. I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing this on Tuesdays either, man. In a little while, bro.

B (21:20)

Someone needs to ask LeBron, have you ever seen an airball lob? Like, no, they caught it. They didn't not catch it. He caught it and then just threw it.

A (21:32)

Threw it.

B (21:32)

Threw it to nothing. Threw it to the ground, bruh.

A (21:35)

Airball. Alley oop is nuts, bro. Like, to. To be, like, converted. Because he converted that. Yeah. That's a great question. If you're gonna pull up on LeBron and you listen to this and you got Lakers access, ask him, bro, have you ever seen this? Cuz I'm pretty sure you'll go viral.

B (21:52)

And why is it dominating? Just dunking the ball like this?

A (21:56)

Is this.

B (21:57)

Just put it. You're seven feet tall. Just be them on them, bro.

A (22:03)

When my boy pulled up with them brown braids, bro, I said, you know what? No expectations. I'm Scrap. He got it. My boy playing, man. Moving on, man. The Washington Wizards, bruh. These folks, they tried to throw their hand at April Fool's jokes and boy, did it go over. Asley, Ms. Rebecca, roll that brown bean footage.

B (22:26)

This is the one, though. Jackson, it's all on you. This might be history if you get this done blindfolded for 10.

A (22:34)

My boy blindfolded at the free throw line. I mean, at the half court line.

B (22:41)

Oh, my.

A (22:42)

He missed it, ladies and gentlemen. They acting like he won.

B (22:48)

It is kind of wrong how they did our boy.

A (22:51)

My boy think he just got 10 bands. Rest on. Rest on rats. Rest on rats.

B (22:57)

100 bands. 50 bands. 100 bands it is.

A (23:02)

Come on, you didn't see it. Got a check and everything. And what the hell is the Nuggets mascot doing here?

B (23:11)

Take a look at the screen for the replay. That was crazy.

A (23:15)

Show my boy the replay.

B (23:18)

Oh, no.

A (23:19)

Zero.

B (23:21)

It doesn't actually go in.

A (23:28)

Look, bro, have you ever seen somebody crash out on a mascot? Because I promise to God, this Denver Nugget, for some reason, out of all these mascots, the Denver Nugget mascot being here is pissing me off most. So as soon as you make that announcement on going in his, no matter what, what would you have done? Playing with you. Right?

B (23:49)

Truly. What are you doing here?

A (23:51)

Just to play with me because. Because clearly you didn't want to catch the damn Wizards game, man. What would you do if they put you in that position, bro? Trista, you won 10 bands. Let's see it back.

B (24:03)

I don't think I would have even done anything with these jokers on April 1st. You can't even get me into Capital One. The last time I tried to go there, Juju, it was a John morant day. And 15 minutes before the game, they ruled him out. And I had already bought tickets courtside. And then I had to just go out there and watch God knows who play basketball. I think it was like Kenny Lawson

A (24:30)

often without them.

B (24:32)

Like, what the hell?

A (24:35)

Sean Livingston and them boys.

B (24:37)

It was like. It was like for real. They had sat Jaren, they had said jaw. And they sat Desmond Bain. And I'm out there watching like Jake Laravia and Kenny Lofton get buckets on whoever on the Wizards. And I'm like, oh, this was a mistake. It was a bad mistake.

A (25:00)

That's the saddest story, one of the sad stories I ever heard, bro. My daughter said she was courtside for 48 minutes of Santi Aldama.

B (25:09)

No, it was. And Santiago was going crazy. And Steven Adams was on that team. And I'm like. I'm literally close enough to say, stephen Adams. They cannot guard. You just go up and bam on them.

A (25:23)

He's like, the damn Wizards. After receiving so much backlash online, no folk don't put out an apology, and I don't give a damn. I'm wiping my ass with this apology. I don't care what it says. How about that, Wizards? Yeah. Great. Awesome.

B (25:39)

We're in on the joke. Our fans are our priority. The Wizards continuing to be the Lizards, even on April fools.

A (25:48)

Exactly. On April 2nd, y'. All boy. Putting out apologies, man. And I don't believe you. How about that? Let me talk to the fan, because I feel like y'. All. Y' all slid him a couple hundred after it was all over on some.

B (25:59)

Hey, say you were in on this right here.

A (26:01)

Go. 800-835. Lastly. I thought this was an April Fool's joke. My boy J. Cole is back here, Dig. He has signed with Ms. Rebecca. Do you want my reading the name of the team he's sign with?

B (26:23)

What's the name? You gotta be kidding me. Let me see here. Okay.

A (26:29)

Oh, my goodness. I'll wait as long as I wait for as long as it takes for y' all to figure out the team name. Because.

B (26:35)

Okay, no, this is wrong. This is right. You're gonna make me say this.

A (26:39)

Matter of fact, matter of fact, Ms. Rebecca, I'm gonna save you. Because I just realized I ain't gonna make you walk into that trap. This the reason I thought it was an April Fool's joke. J. Cole has signed with the Chinese league's Monkey Kings.

B (26:54)

Nanjing Monkey Kings. Yep. Though you lined her up. That was bad.

A (27:00)

Nanjing Monkey Kings. Cause I'm sorry, maybe I'm uneducated on Chinese basketball leagues, but the name of that team is nuts. What is happening? And they got my boy on the jersey.

B (27:19)

Also. It's nuts that Sean Sharanya broke that news.

A (27:23)

How?

B (27:23)

Who told him? Hey, I would like you to roll out and tweet that J. Cole has signed with the Monkey Kings. It's like, I don't get. Stop playing on my phone. Stop.

A (27:34)

Exactly. Stop playing with me. Sean's for real. For he's that Lucas doing again. What? What? What? What team he really play for, bro? Because I know damn well he don't play for them. But hey, maybe, like I say, maybe uncultured. And maybe that means something totally different over there. You did. So I'm gonna come in my boy J. Cole, for continuing his passion. But China Boy stopping them. Team names, man.

B (28:01)

Boy, stop.

A (28:03)

And that's gonna do it, man, for another episode of the Alley. Ooh. Thank y' all so much for joining. Thank you, as always, to Ms. Rebecca Donahue and our boy, Dylan, the distinguished. Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on, man. The distinguished gentleman, as we call him, as well as thank you for all of you guys for listening. Without y', all, who the hell are we? Any last words on the way out?

B (28:28)

Trista Lakers. You better get it together. How much you about to have to pay? Austin Rees's not gonna take his player contract down to pay him 45 million. Good luck with that.

A (28:41)

Three snaps in Z formation. That wasn't Z. Hold on. Here we go. Bam. Never miss Bizarro. And come on, man. Blue Fame available right now on your itunes. Please go support the kid. Check us out again. This. Oh, no, no. This Friday we on the Levitar show page, baby. But on Tuesday, we. We gonna be at. @dls hoops, man. On YouTube. Tell them the the rest of the info, sis.

B (29:07)

Yeah, @lushow.com, go to the DLS YouTube. Go to Dan's YouTube for tomorrow for today, right after the show, actually. And Juju, same bad time, same bad channel. Without y', all, who the hell are we? And we'll see you next time. Www.alshow.com.