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Roy
Roy.
Dan Le Batard
They also have a location and I think in Hallandale as well. Mose, he did say that the first step in. In the chicken soup is choking the chicken. It's weird. On. On the menu they put the black and whites in the interracial. Sorry. I couldn't even get. I couldn't even get that one. I couldn't even get that one. That one out. Oh, man. Oh, gosh. This is.
Stugotz
Hashtag because Miami, it's a.
Dan Le Batard
Resolution that passed earlier today, the majority of Miami Dade County Commission voted in favor.
Roy
The language is basically just to comply.
Dan Le Batard
With federal and state law. Commissioner Roberto Gonzalez sponsored that resolution that says the county must comply with recently passed state law, which requires the sheriff and the corrections department to enter into an agreement with federal immigration officials in what's known as the 287 program. Activists, residents and business owners voiced their.
Roy
Opinion to the agreement Coral Gables chief.
Dan Le Batard
Of police signed without hearing residents at a commission meeting.
Roy
The mayor of the city of Coral Gables supports the police chief to ensure.
Dan Le Batard
That if there is a person who's.
Roy
Committed a crime in this community or committed a crime outside where they illegally enter this country, that they're removed. Hialeah is the second city in Miami Dade to enter such an agreement with the federal government. Hialeah police officers will gain the authority to state, stop, interrogate and arrest individuals suspected of violating immigration laws. Hialeah is the city with one of the highest proportions of Hispanic residents in the United States.
Dan Le Batard
So this is a nation of immigrants. I'm not a Native American. You a Native American, right? Not by the color of my skin, no. But Miami is a immigrant town. I mean, we are a minority, majority community. I mean, practically nobody in Miami is from Miami. And very few people from Miami, in fact, are from the United States. And that's what makes it so unique and extraordinary and colorful and fun. And there'd be very little culture without that factor in this community. And now there is no safe place for immigrants to go anywhere in Miami Dade County. As you just saw, the county itself, in addition to two major municipalities in the county, signed this. They call it like a 287G deal with ICE and the Department of Homeland Security. ICE. ICE, baby. And we're going to talk a little bit more about what this means. But one of those cities was Hialeah, Roy. Hialeah. That's probably one of the last municipalities that I would have thought would actually cooperate. I think the stat is something like 97% of residents use a language other than English at home in Hialeah. Hialeah was home to the first Cuban American mayor ever elected of a major city in this country. It is also Obamacare hq. It has the highest rate of Obamacare registrants in the entire country. And it was home to, I think, the only district, or I should say voting precinct in the 2016 election that Trump won in Dade County. Really an interesting, colorful place. And now immigrants are in danger there. Is this wild to me. It's wild to me. Because I was born in Florida, but a lot of people weren't. Most of my friends and neighbors, in fact, were not and they are in danger. So I guess this is my, my privilege of being able to laugh about this because they voted against their own interests. Tomas Kennedy, they voted to deport themselves. Roy is what happened. Yeah, I, about interests, I mean, or best or worst interest. Tomas Kennedy, friend of the show, is an immigration activist. He's joining us now live from Guantanamo. Sorry. As if that's that.
Roy
Mo, one of your least esteemed guests.
Dan Le Batard
Yes. Well, he's in an even worse place than Guantanamo.
Roy
Tallahassee, Florida, baby.
Dan Le Batard
He is in the state capitol. The legislative session is underway. He's trying to keep himself, his family and his friends from getting deported in the state of Florida. He's there working with the Florida Immigrant Coalition. Tomas, thanks for coming back. Might be the last time for all we know, but I want to ask, what is this?
Roy
Let's make it count.
Dan Le Batard
Let's. What is this 287G business? And more importantly, how do you respond to some of those politicians who were talking about, oh, this is just kind of a formality. We were required to do this by federal and state law. We're not going to, we're not actually going to use traffic stops as a predicate to arrest and deport anyone. Do you believe any of that? What is going on here?
Roy
Going into the weeds without getting too into the weeds for, you know, for the listener. 287 references a section of the INA, which is immigration Nationality act, which is the framework that basically structures our immigration policies and law in the United States that basically delineates contracts that the federal government can enter with municipalities, local governments and other entities to enforce immigration laws. Right. Immigration enforcement. And this is something that was turbocharged actually during the first Obama administration during, during something called Secure Communities that was later discontinued, I believe in 2011 or 2012.
Dan Le Batard
2012, yeah.
Roy
Yes, 2012, because of the amount of racial profiling lawsuits that stemmed from it across the country that cost again, these municipalities and local governments millions and millions of dollars. Right. So it was decided to be discontinued and now it is being, you know, revisited under the current Trump administration. And Most of these 287 agreements are actually being signed right here in Florida, where we have more to 87 agreements signed than ever before, even during their heyday during the Obama administration. There's three types of 287 agreements. There's a 27G agreement that's basically in its most basic form, that basically Says local jails have to hold people an extra set amount of time from when they will be able to postpone to be released for ICE to come pick them up if they committed any sort of offense. Right. That could be a serious crime to driving without a license, which here in Florida, if you're undocumented and you have to get to work, you can't get a driver's license. It's not like 18 other states where undocumented people have that option. Then there is the warrant service officer model of the 287 which actually deputizes police officers inside of a jail to serve those warrants. Right. They don't even have to wait for ICE to come pick them up. They can just serve the warrants and do the paperwork themselves. And what Hiali and Coral Gables has signed, which is so concerning, is what's called a 27G task force model, which is what the Obama administration has specifically discontinued, which actually deputizes police officers outside of the jail setting. Right. So in our community, police officers can again interrogate, question people's immigration status, detain them on the basis of immigration, et cetera. And the reason why this is so concerning is for a number of reasons a municipalities do not get reimbursed for holding people for ICE for whatever the reason is. Right. We already have a criminal code that says that people are detained for committing crimes. So it's not like if you're undocumented and there's no 287, you don't get put in jail and deported. Right. You absolutely do. There's also the concern about racial profiling which will absolutely happen as police officers stop somebody. Not all of them, but some are going to say this person looks undocumented. Let me ask them for their immigration status. And in fact we've seen that for example, Puerto Ricans have been detained by ICE in this administration. Native Americans have been detained by ICE under this administration. And as I think we all know, Native Americans and puerto Ricans famously U.S. citizens. Right. So the last thing is, you know, police officers became police officers to be police officers. Right? To police our communities, not to, not to be immigration enforcement. So this adds an extra burden for them in terms of conducting their, their day to day work, right.
Dan Le Batard
That neither they nor the community that they serve are being compensated for doing the duties of the federal government. Here's the thing though, I'm calling bullshit on some of what I heard in that intro clip and some of what probably wasn't in that clip was said by commissioners and the Mayor of Miami Dade county, the Mayor of Coral Gables, the police chief and Coral Gables. This idea that, like, we're not going to be stopping people and asking them for their papers. Well, of course they are. That's exactly what this allows them to do. And they also said, oh, this is only for felonies. But if you roll through a stop sign, not a felony, and you get pulled over and the officer is, is authorized to ask you your immigration status, you just got potentially deported for rolling through a stop sign. That is not what these local officials are promising. Nor is it what I particularly think that people in Coral Gables or Hialeah or Miami Dade county want you. You, an organization you're affiliated with, put out a pretty strongly worded statement against Miami Dade County Mayor Daniela Levine Cava, who I have been arguing for the last five years, has stabbed her base and her voters not in the back, but directly between the eyes. And a lot of people were yelling at me or privately and publicly going, she's the best. She looks out for us. She's this and that. All this, frankly, bullshit. And now all of a sudden I'm hearing that her base doesn't trust Daniela Levine Cava anymore, that she stabbed them not in the back, but right between the eyes.
Roy
Yeah. So let me, let me respond to all your points in order, if I remember that correctly. So on you calling bullshit to what you've heard, and you are correct, because as, as, as I told you, you know, previously, police officers, I'm not saying all of them, but some will absolutely racially profile on the basis of identity and ethnicity on who they think is an undocumented immigrant or not when asking for immigration status. Right. At stops. The other thing is, yes, absolutely, people will get stopped by running a red light, by running a stop sign, by speeding or some other form of traffic infraction, and they'll be asked for a driver's license. Right. And they won't have one because again, if you're undocumented in the state of Florida, you cannot access. There is no way for you to get a driver's license. Another thing that they neglect to mention is that There are about 700,000 people in the state of Florida with orders of deportation. And orders of deportation are not assigned on the basis of a crime. Right. These are people that may have had an asylum claim. Right. And the asylum claim gets denied. And they have done nothing wrong. They're here paying taxes through their tax ID number, which is given to them. They're working. They may have a home, they may have family, but their asylum claim might be denied. They could end up with an order of deportation out of that. When a police officer runs their license now as they're driving, right, they will see that ICE warrant pop up and they will be empowered now to stop them, even if they have not even committed a traffic infraction, right? So what this does is another negative aspect of this. It really harms the trust between the community and the police, because now people are going to be afraid to call the police to report all sorts of crime, right? Whether it's a burglary or domestic abuse or a crime that they saw in their neighborhood. They're gonna say, well, I'm not going to call the police because they're going to come here and they're going to ask me for my id, they're going to ask me for my driver's license, my Social Security number, and I could end up detained. I could end up with a detainer myself. So we're going to see a lot more crime unreported. Now, to your other point about the mayor. So, yes, Miami Dade County, I believe they signed the warrant service officer model of the 287G, which is the one that I believe if they signed that one, which I think they did, deputizes police officers inside of the jail setting to serve these warrants. The problem with this is that, look, there are a number of state laws that mandate that Miami municipalities that operate a county jail have to sign into a sort of 287 agreement. But the mayor and the Democrats in the commission, with the exception of Marlene Bastien, who voted against, have all at one point or another characterized themselves as defenders of immigrants. And in 2017, when the county reinstated its 27 program, which was rescinded by now Congressman Carlos Jimenez, by the way, he's the one that ended the 287 model to begin with in 2014, because we weren't getting reimbursed from it by the feds, and it was costing the county millions and millions of dollars anyways. These people, including the mayor, who have characterized themselves as defenders of immigrants, signed into an elevated enhanced level of the 287 program, which they didn't have to do. They could have signed into the weakest one. And they did so without community input, without notifying the public, really, to mobilize, to give public comment, whether they support it or not. And they really just tried to rush this with almost no opposition whatsoever. So just to be quite frank, it is disappointing to see the mayor do this, to not Burn an inch, a little bit of political capital on this really, really serious issue, which is again burdening and weaponizing our police departments to go after the immigrants that are harvesting our crops, building our buildings, taking care of our kids, working the jobs that nobody else wants to work, making the city great, as you said, making Miami what it is. And what do they do? They get shit upon by the county and by all of the municipalities because they're too afraid to fight against the governor because he might remove them from office. It's shameful.
Dan Le Batard
It's cowardice is really what it is. Immigrants make us what we are. And all of our parents or grandparents or great grandparents at some point or another, if you're not native American, you were, you are an immigrant of some kind. Tomas Kennedy, good luck up there in Tallahassee. I'm sure you have a lot of being welcomed with open hearts and open arms as the Mario Leto's were. To learn more, go to florida immigrant.org yeah.
Roy
Thank you, sir. I need all the luck I can get, so I appreciate it when I suerte me, amigo. Gracias.
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Roy
Mission to transform Miami into the next great tech capital.
Dan Le Batard
This is a movement and he's waging a guerrilla style marketing campaign trying to.
Roy
Lure entrepreneurs to Miami with the goal.
Dan Le Batard
Of turning Paradise City into tech's new frontier. That invitation to come to Miami first came in the form of a tweet. It did.
Stugotz
It got about 2.7 million impressions. It was a tweet from Delian from.
Dan Le Batard
The Founders Fund who said, hey guys.
Stugotz
What if we move Silicon Valley to Miami? And I tweeted out.
Dan Le Batard
They called the tweet heard around the world four simple words. How can I help? How it started how it's going? It's not going well. Sorry, Roy. I know your dreams of a tech hub and the crypto cowboys. It just hasn't really panned out yet. My heart's broken for you down here in Miami. I think you've. I think you've sold off all your Miami coin, haven't you? Yeah. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What'd you get? Total of zero. Is that how much you got? You got. Wow. So it's gone up is what you're saying.
Stugotz
Exactly.
Dan Le Batard
To the moon.
Roy
Yeah.
Stugotz
Oh.
Dan Le Batard
Anybody? Anything? To the moon. Wow. So you'll all remember that Mayor Francis Suarez, AKA or as we knew him, around here. So Mayor, crypto bro and his dreams all started with that tweet in December of 2020 in response to a VC tech bro who made the suggestion of, you know, moving Silicon Valley to Miami. And the mayor said, how can I help? And everybody thought, oh, that's it. This is the next gold rush for Miami. But really what it was, was what everything is in Miami. A real estate hustle. If you've listened to this show for some time, you know, we've talked about it here, if you follow me, on social media, you know, I was the only person who was publicly talking about what a con this all was. And this mayor was nothing more than a real estate huckster who was looking to exploit his public position for private profit, which is exactly what he did. Took his net worth from negative 100,000 DOL to over $5 million, thanks to outside employment. I'm doing doing air quotes so hard right now I'm getting carpal tunnel. Basically sold his office to Tech Bros. And the Roscoe Man Bros. As I called them, the crypto cowboys who moved out to Miami during the pandemic because of the lockdowns, and Miami and Florida was open for business. They came here because they couldn't buy the government they wanted in other states like California and Illinois. So they came down here with the for sale sign in front of city hall and in and center, Danielle Levine. Cava was no better. Remember, Roy? They named the Miami Heat arena, the FTX Arena. Who could. Yes. Who could ever forget? All 18 months. Who could ever forget? Just sort of one. It was, as Francis Suarez would say.
Stugotz
If you put garbage in, you're going to get garbage out.
Dan Le Batard
And that's exactly what happened. But here's the thing. This is how we subsist down here. We only have one business or industry in Florida, and that is real estate. That is growth. And that is development. That's why the Real Deal, I would argue, is, is one of the most important media outlets in the entire state of Florida and specifically in South Florida. Lydia Dinkova covers commercial real estate in South Florida for the Real Deal. Her latest story just this past week, the headline is South Florida pushed to make tech a core part of its economy. This didn't yield new office tenants. This is kind of an interesting fact, Lydia, in that if you look at the action happening in the condo market or in the commercial real estate market, that's almost our canary in the coal mine of what is happening in this economy. And what might we be able to predict is happening in this economy? We had this extraordinary. We were on the precipice of a, of a bust. You know, we had that bust in the Great Recession. Then we came out of it bigger and better than ever. We were, we were kind of about to go down the toilet in 20 with the pandemic, which would have been like kind of right on time for, you know, for a boom and bust cycle. But then the pandemic exploded this market. I don't think it did any good for, you know, native Miamians or Floridians, in my opinion. But it turns out this whole, this whole pitch, this real estate hustle of like, tech hub, all this stuff was really just that once again, it didn't pan out. And maybe we're approaching a bust cycle here. What, what actually happened here with this whole tech boom? Was it in fact a tech boom?
Lydia Dinkova
Sure, and thanks so much for having me. So I think you're right. There was a lot of excitement back starting in late 2020, and it kind of carried on until mid to late 2022, obviously the mayor's tweet and every time I spoke to a broker, they were super giddy and excited about all the calls they're getting from techies, from California venture capitalists and so on. Part of their argument at the time was that the South Florida office market would dodge the south Florida office real estate market would dodge any trouble that are, that were being seen in New York and elsewhere in the country partly because of this interest from tech companies. Obviously they were getting interest from financial service companies and other industries, but tech was, was a lot of the hype, a lot of the excitement. So I think Sometimes starting in 2023, we started looking at data to see how the leasing was panning out on the real estate side. Were they indeed getting those leases? Back in 2023, we kind of did a story that was a preview of this and just found that tech leasing in South Florida was just a very, very small portion of the overall new leases and renewals signed. I think we got the data from comstack and not only was it a small portion compared to other industries signing leases and renewing leases for offices down here, but it was nowhere near what Silicon Valley was getting at the time. Still, we were just not, not even competing with them. And you know, this was interesting because the phrase was Silicon Valley of the south and that was a phrase to refer to Miami, Wynwood, but it was just nowhere near Silicon Valley.
Dan Le Batard
Silicon Valley. Silicon Valley. You can't expect it to just sort of pop up overnight anywhere, let alone in Miami, where there is no infrastructure, where there is no beyond the weather and the aesthetic beauty, very little quality of life beyond that, where there is also no sort of educational base creating a workforce for sophisticated companies like this. But what it seems is that Miami is a. We're a hospitality town. We are a tourism town. So it's cool if millionaires and billionaires come here and buy their second, third, fourth, fifth homes, vacation homes or otherwise. But what we've been seeing here is the trend that we always see in Miami, which is these were round trip tickets, right. I mean, we saw companies, the old grand opening, grand closing, that were coming here, that were allegedly opening offices here, that were hiring up here. And that just didn't happen. If they did, they started to lay people off. If they opened offices, they closed them or reduced them. Tell me about that. Like what? People came and then said, okay, like this isn't a going concern as far as the tech economy or ecosystem is concerned. We're going back out west.
Lydia Dinkova
Yeah. So this year we did a story because the whole hype just went quiet. Nobody was talking about this anymore. So we just kind of thought, well, let's look back, see. And took a look at a lot of data, VC data, leasing data and so on. And I think part of the thing was the hype in the beginning, back in 2020, 2021 was crypto, obviously, like you said, we had FTX Arena. I think they. The crypto conference down here, I want to say, in 2020, because everything else was under lockdown and. But then the hype and what was cool, so to speak, in tech turned out to be AI over the past year to a year and a half. And just companies like Andy, it's a chatbot AI company, Delphi, they all. I think Delphi started here, but went back to San Francisco. I don't know if Andy started here, but they for sure had an office here and a headquarters here. But then they went back to San Francisco and it's just AI played a big role in this. And the AI hub, the true hub, where you find the support, the trained workforce, just a network is just, it's Silicon Valley. I mean I was looking at some Data before this VC investment in AI per PitchBook data for South Florida was just over 1 billion last year. And that was just like nowhere near. It was like something over 20 or I want to say more than $20 billion last year for San Francisco Metropolitan Statistical Area. So AI played a big role in this.
Dan Le Batard
Right. So it's growing there and it's contracting here. There's no doubt about that. Right?
Lydia Dinkova
It's growing there for sure. I don't know if contracting here, but just the growth here in terms of VC investment is not, is nowhere near what's in Silicon Valley. And it's just we're not seeing these leaps and jumps and growth for VC investment here. It's just very slow, it's much, much, much lower. And it's definitely contracting in terms of.
Dan Le Batard
Real estate leases, but there have been people backing out of leases, people sued over, over defaulting on leases. There have been people who are subleasing because they're no longer opening the offices or they're closing the offices they had originally planned to. Is that right?
Lydia Dinkova
Yeah, for sure. People have been. Andreessen Horowitz was the most is the biggest example. They backed out of a five year term in South Beach, I think two or three years before the lease end. I think blockchain is another one that just never even opened an office. They were supposed to open quite a big office in Wynwood, but never did. I think there's a couple other examples. Plug and play supposed to come here, but they went to Orlando. I think, you know, talking among the industry down here is that Andreessen Horowitz still has employees working out of co working spaces or remotely. But it's just in terms of like the real estate impact, it's, it's not really there.
Dan Le Batard
Almost everybody in Miami, whether we know it or not, whether we like it or not, we're in the real estate business because the economy rises and falls on the real estate market, which is why I think this data is so important. And let me ask you though the impression, what are the propagandists telling you? Because and the proselytizers of South Florida real estate, they're obviously not going to let this stand, that this tech thing didn't work out. So what are they trying to convince you of? That this is. Oh, this is the long tail. This is going to grow later. Or this is. Or people are working, working from remotely. They're just not leasing commercial office space. What is the, the spin?
Lydia Dinkova
For sure, the most common one with brokers is that they're still getting calls and interest. But then again, it doesn't really like whether or not it materializes. The most solid examples are obviously Amazon, Spotify, Apple Expanded. But if you really look at them, they're a couple thousand square feet, like 10,000 square feet or somewhere in that range. It's not a thousand square feet or more that have leased here. But still we did get some gains following this. Two years of hype. I think the best thing I heard is that from one local VC firm that's been around since before even this hype is that we're not trying to be Silicon Valley, this is Miami Tech. And I think there's some, I think there's some good support for that because.
Dan Le Batard
What is, what is Miami Tech? What does that mean? Is there. It's a new. There's a new app called Ibribe so you can, you can pay off your, your politicians. What is Miami, what does that mean? Miami Tech?
Lydia Dinkova
I guess because there is in.
Dan Le Batard
It converts like kilos into pounds. Like what do we do? Is an app for like, what, what, what is Miami Tech, dude?
Lydia Dinkova
I think it's more. I think it's more. They're just not in agreement with the idea that we would become the Silicon Valley of the South. It's more focus on what we can do here. So a lot of the examples he gave me are, for example, tech firms and fintech firms that have roots in south and South America and Latin America and like would open an office here or I don't know, there was like a tax file company, a gaming company. But when I took a look at their leases, again, not huge. I guess something that's more connected to the things we have going for us aside from real estate, for example, Latin America, America maybe some, the health care industry, that kind of thing.
Dan Le Batard
But this has always been what Miami is for. And you know, the U.S. office of a Latin American company, like you said, health care kinds of companies, in this case tech, I don't know. We heard three pitches. It was kind of an evolution from Miami Mayor Francis Suarez. First was it's going to be the crypto capital. Didn't happen. Then he said, well, it's going to be a tech hub overall. Then Last year he started. Well, it's not so much a tech hub. It's going to be the capital of capital. Did any of that happen to your knowledge or is the data show that okay? No.
Lydia Dinkova
The short answer is no.
Dan Le Batard
I'll take the short answer, Lydia. I'll take the short answer.
Lydia Dinkova
I'm not sure what the capital of capital means.
Dan Le Batard
But by the way, nobody does. It's okay, you're not alone. Nobody. That's why he had to keep evolving it, because crypto capital is very specific. Tech hub is very specific. Then he's like, I bro, like I need something like super, like bullshitty, like even more bullshitty than I, that I normally say, how can I help? So, so my, my last question before we go. Have you heard from people about this? I'll call it a contraction. You can call it what you will. What I've been hearing and let me see this bears out that, you know, as major duty companies, Ken Griffin's company or Citadel, Andreessen Horowitz, as they've looked to move here and move some of their executives here, people are not happy here. Whether it's the cost of living or even if they can't afford it, they can't find schools for their kids. They're not happy with the, the traffic and the overall quality of life, like I said, beyond the weather and sort of the esthetic beauty of it. And people don't actually want to be here or live here. They want to live, you know, in, you know, adjacent to Silicon Valley and some of the beautiful areas there. They, they prefer to live in upstate New York or wherever, you know, is that, have you been hearing that as well?
Lydia Dinkova
So I think, yeah, there is some truth to that and some sources have alluded to this, that, you know, when I, when I talk, when I, when I featured this company, Delphi, the AI company, you know, the descriptions for Miami were always like, amazing vibes, melting pot, eagerness, excitement to grow and so on. But when I asked about moving back to Silicon Valley, it was more serious, maybe so to speak, more serious terms like network support system, growth, workforce and so on. So there is, and there is a notion that we lacks a lot of these things you listed, like you said, traffic, transportation, schools, a lot of the things that many of the Californians, New Yorkers, Chicagoans are used to.
Dan Le Batard
This is a fascinating story that we've been following for so long and, and honestly, the only people kind of honestly talking about this, you remember, this is from like the infancy of this show, Roy, when Dan was with us and we were talking all about. And I was like, this is all crazy. This is just. It's fine that it's a real estate hustle, because that's what we do here, but at least let's call it that. And what we've seen happen here, unfortunately, is we have seen it really damage the quality of life for Miamians and affect their cost of living. We've been the most expensive housing market in the country. We've been the capital of inflation. We've been, you know, the highest rates for homeowners and renters, insurance. Highest rates for auto insurance. Just like it's been completely out of control. And then the bottom of all the things you want to be at the top of. Right. The bottom of education, for example. And I was asking from the very beginning, what. What's in it for Miamians? What's in it for Floridians? And the answer, as it turns out, is not only nothing, but less than nothing, because we've seen an exodus of Miami natives and native Floridians out of this state. And in exchange for what? The promise. The hope of what? Of making the rich rich. Turning the mayor of Miami, for example, into a multimillionaire. And I would argue this has been probably the. One of the worst boom and bust cycles in the history of this community in terms of its transformative nature. One more short answer, Lydia. Is the data showing us that we are on the precipice of a real estate recession here in Miami? Are we overdue for the next bust after this boom?
Lydia Dinkova
We may very well be. There is a record supply of apartment units and slowing down. The rents have, like, lowered. Lots of office projects that were planned during the boom cycle are canceled or paused. We obviously have some larger macroeconomic headwinds with the tariffs and some of that.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, but those tariffs, they're taxes on China and Canada. That's.
Lydia Dinkova
They impact the cost of local construction material.
Dan Le Batard
You don't say. Oh, okay.
Lydia Dinkova
Yeah. So we'll see how it pans out and how this year pans out. But we very well may be due for another bus cycle.
Dan Le Batard
Is a very unpromising. To see how the year pans out. It sounds to me like she's predicting. She's predicting it this year. I'm. I'm. I'm with her. I think that's what's going to happen. Lydia Dinkova. Find her atthereal deal.com. excellent work. Thank you so much for being with us.
Lydia Dinkova
Thank you. Nice to join you.
Dan Le Batard
Before we go, breaking news this week. Frank Carollo the brother of you know who. He just filed to run for Miami City Commission in District 3. Shit. Make that a drop. Frank Carollo was Miami District 3 commissioner from 2009 to 2017. Then in 2017 his brother Joe Carollo was elected and he is now term limited through 2017 through 2025. Now Frank is running to be D3 commissioner once again. And Joe Carollo, breaking news, you heard it here first, is running for mayor again. He was mayor 1996 and 97, then again from 1998 to 2001 when. When of course he was arrested for being. And before that, Joe Carollo was elected as the youngest commissioner in the history of Miami back in 1979. This is why I say in Miami we don't recycle our trash, we reelect it. That is why we are perpetually plagued by these dynastic political crime families and the Miami Mafia is undefeated. Cocaines.
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Podcast Summary: #BecauseMiami: The Relentless Pursuit of the Real Estate Hustle
Episode Title: #BecauseMiami: The Relentless Pursuit of the Real Estate Hustle
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Roy
Guest: Lydia Dinkova (The Real Deal), Tomas Kennedy (Immigration Activist)
Release Date: March 14, 2025
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, recorded from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, hosts Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and Roy delve deep into the intertwined worlds of Miami’s real estate market, immigration policies, and the city’s ambitious, yet faltering, attempts to establish itself as a tech hub.
Timestamp: 07:53 - 09:00
The discussion kicks off with a critical examination of a recent resolution passed by the Miami-Dade County Commission. This resolution mandates local law enforcement to collaborate with federal immigration authorities under the 287(g) program, effectively allowing police officers to execute immigration enforcement duties.
Dan Le Batard expresses concern over the resolution:
“And now there is no safe place for immigrants to go anywhere in Miami Dade County. As you just saw, the county itself, in addition to two major municipalities in the county, signed this.” (08:03)
Roy adds context by highlighting Hialeah’s significant Hispanic population and its collaboration with federal immigration officials:
“Hialeah is the city with one of the highest proportions of Hispanic residents in the United States.” (08:35)
Timestamp: 11:19 - 22:30
Tomas Kennedy, an immigration activist, joins the show live from Tallahassee to shed light on the implications of the 287(g) program in Florida.
Dan Le Batard confronts Tomas with skepticism about the promises made by local officials regarding the program's implementation:
“Do you believe any of that? What is going on here?” (11:47)
Tomas Kennedy provides a detailed breakdown of the 287(g) agreements, explaining the different models and their repercussions: “There are three types of 287 agreements... The problem with this is that... municipalities do not get reimbursed for holding people for ICE...” (12:55)
He emphasizes the negative impact on community trust and the heightened risk of racial profiling:
“Police officers became police officers to police our communities, not to be immigration enforcement.” (15:49)
Roy further elaborates on the flaws of the 287(g) task force model, highlighting issues like racial profiling and the undue burden on local police forces:
“This adds an extra burden for them in terms of conducting their day-to-day work.” (14:22)
Timestamp: 17:36 - 22:30
Dan Le Batard passionately criticizes Miami-Dade County officials for not standing up against the governor’s mandates:
“It's cowardice is really what it is. Immigrants make us what we are.” (22:02)
The hosts discuss how these policies not only threaten the safety and stability of immigrant communities but also erode the cultural fabric that makes Miami unique.
Dan underscores the irony of Miami being a vibrant immigrant hub now facing stringent immigration enforcement:
“Miami is an immigrant town. I mean, we are a minority majority community... And now immigrants are in danger there.” (09:00)
Timestamp: 27:01 - 44:13
Lydia Dinkova from The Real Deal joins the conversation to provide an expert analysis of Miami’s real estate market, particularly focusing on the city’s unsuccessful bid to become a major tech hub.
Dan Le Batard initiates the discussion by questioning the viability of Miami's tech ambitions:
“It's not going well. Sorry, Roy. I know your dreams of a tech hub and the crypto cowboys. It just hasn't really panned out yet.” (26:21)
Lydia confirms the dwindling interest from tech companies and venture capitalists:
“By 2023, we started looking at data to see how the leasing was panning out on the real estate side... tech leasing in South Florida was just a very, very small portion...” (32:23)
She highlights the disparity between Miami's ambitions and the actual data, noting that South Florida's tech leasing is negligible compared to Silicon Valley:
“South Florida was just nowhere near what Silicon Valley was getting at the time.” (32:23)
Dan criticizes the over-reliance on real estate as Miami's primary industry, suggesting that this has led to economic vulnerabilities:
“Almost everybody in Miami, whether we know it or not... we're in the real estate business because the economy rises and falls on the real estate market...” (35:09)
Lydia elaborates on the signs of a potential real estate recession, citing record apartment supplies, slowing leases, and canceled projects:
“There is a record supply of apartment units and slowing down. The rents have lowered. Lots of office projects that were planned during the boom cycle are canceled or paused.” (43:13)
She concludes by acknowledging the macroeconomic headwinds, such as tariffs affecting construction costs, which could exacerbate the real estate downturn:
“We very well may be due for another bust cycle.” (43:37)
Timestamp: 26:01 - 39:33
The hosts reminisce about Miami's failed attempts to transform into a tech hub, primarily driven by Mayor Francis Suarez’s ambitious yet ultimately unfulfilled vision.
Dan Le Batard mockingly references Suarez’s initial promise to turn Miami into a crypto capital:
“How can I help? How it started how it's going? It's not going well.” (26:21)
He criticizes Suarez’s shift from crypto to broader tech aspirations and ultimately to becoming the "capital of capital," a concept he finds vague and unachievable:
“It's going to be the capital of capital… Nobody does. That's why he had to keep evolving it...” (38:03)
Stugotz adds humorously:
“If you put garbage in, you're going to get garbage out.” (28:48)
Lydia reinforces the narrative by sharing data that contrasts Miami's limited tech lease activity with Silicon Valley's robust ecosystem:
“VC investment is not nowhere near what's in Silicon Valley. And it's just... we're not seeing these leaps and jumps and growth for VC investment here.” (35:04)
Timestamp: 44:11 - 45:37
In the closing segments, Dan Le Batard touches upon local political dynamics, highlighting the cyclical nature of political power in Miami.
Dan announces that Frank Carollo is running for Miami City Commission in District 3, while his brother Joe Carollo, a former commissioner, is attempting a mayoral comeback:
“Frank Carollo was Miami District 3 commissioner from 2009 to 2017... Joe Carollo is running for mayor again.” (44:13)
He cynically remarks on Miami’s political landscape:
“That's why we are perpetually plagued by these dynastic political crime families and the Miami Mafia is undefeated.” (45:37)
Timestamp: 43:54 - End
Dan Le Batard wraps up the episode by pondering the sustainability of Miami’s real estate-driven economy and its susceptibility to boom and bust cycles. He underscores the lack of tangible benefits for local residents amidst the city’s relentless pursuit of growth:
“We've seen an exodus of Miami natives and native Floridians out of this state. And in exchange for what? The promise... of making the rich rich.” (43:54)
Lydia Dinkova concurs, reinforcing the likelihood of an impending real estate downturn:
“We very well may be due for another bust cycle. There is a record supply of apartment units and slowing down.” (43:37)
The hosts leave listeners with a sobering outlook on Miami’s economic and social trajectory, emphasizing the need for a more balanced and inclusive approach to the city’s development.
Dan Le Batard, 08:03:
“And now there is no safe place for immigrants to go anywhere in Miami Dade County.”
Tomas Kennedy, 12:55:
“Municipalities do not get reimbursed for holding people for ICE... police officers became police officers to police our communities, not to be immigration enforcement.”
Dan Le Batard, 22:02:
“Immigrants make us what we are.”
Lydia Dinkova, 32:23:
“Tech leasing in South Florida was just a very, very small portion compared to other industries.”
Lydia Dinkova, 43:37:
“We very well may be due for another bust cycle.”
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers a critical lens on Miami’s current socio-economic challenges, particularly focusing on the fragile intersection of immigration policies and the overreliance on the real estate sector. Through insightful discussions with guests like Lydia Dinkova and Tomas Kennedy, the show underscores the urgent need for sustainable and inclusive growth strategies to ensure Miami’s long-term prosperity and community well-being.