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Dan LeBatard
This is the dan levatar show with the stu guts podcast.
Boog Sciambi
This episode of the Dan Lebatard show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours.
Chris Cwik
June 2nd is Lou Gehrig's day. Go to Project Main Street.org to help raise funds for those living with ALS. You can get your End ALS shirts as well.
Boog Sciambi
I'm wearing.
Chris Cwik
Dan, you're wearing your NDLS shirt. Right? And look. Look at Boog. Boog. Look at that head of hair on you. Look at that. Look at you. How are you, Boogie?
Dan LeBatard
How you guys doing? It's nice to see you this morning.
Chris Cwik
You got your end ALS shirt behind you there.
Dan LeBatard
That's. That.
Chris Cwik
That's the nose. The other one. Yeah, there you go. It's tough because it's, you know, mirrors. That's. That's a Cubs version of the NDL shirt you have for every Major League Baseball team available, right?
Dan LeBatard
Yeah. Yep. All 30 and portion of the proceeds go to Project Main street to help people living with ALS. You can go to Project Main Street.org and you can donate, you know, five bucks, ten bucks, whatever.
Chris Cwik
Can you. I spoke to you about this recently, obviously, and you've been. You've been doing this for Project Main street for 20 plus years now. But can you explain to everyone in the audience who maybe doesn't know how much it's all grown and everyone you got participating in what you have going on in raising funds?
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, I mean, we're just trying to raise awareness. Unfortunately, it's a. It's a very underfunded disease. It's a disease. I think, you know, you think back, most people probably. I think half the people probably don't even know. Remember what the Ice Bucket Challenge was for? It was for als, and it was started by Pete Frates, who was a BC baseball player. Pete and Pat Quinn, who have both since died. And I basically just wanted to reach out and get the shirts on, you know, and put them on social media. So we got, you know, Paul Skeens and Bobby Witt Jr. And Mike Trout and, you know, all the Cubs and around the league and, you know, Mark Few and Danny Hurley and, yeah, a ton of guys, you know, and hall of Fame guys as well. So I had a good one. I sent the shirt to Greg Maddox and we had everybody take a picture and then say, end ALS and then say, hi, I'm Greg Maddox. Get your shirt on and wear it on June 2nd, Lou Gehrig Day. And he. All he sent me was a video that just said, and owls
Boog Sciambi
I love Boog's background.
Dan LeBatard
Now.
Boog Sciambi
I also hang all my old credentials on door handles. I do the same exact thing.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, yeah, there.
Chris Cwik
What would happen if, like, if you got rid of those credentials? Like, are you afraid that if, you know, that event happens again, they're not going to let you in? What's the deal there?
Dan LeBatard
It's a great question. I don't really know why I have them. I'll go throw them out right now live on the air if you want me to.
Tony Kornheiser
I would. Yes, please do that. Do that for us. Declutter your house and just.
Dan LeBatard
Do you have a favorite declutter? Yes.
Tony Kornheiser
Do you have one that's your favorite? Do you have something in your house? Do you have a treasured bit of memorabilia that is more treasured than all the others?
Dan LeBatard
I would say my press credential. When I went to the Olympics in 2000, I looked really skinny on the. On the picture, so I like that, Jack.
Tony Kornheiser
No, you weren't skinny. You were jacked. You were. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were super. You were. You looked like Mike Allstott today.
Dan LeBatard
I don't think I have a real favorite piece of memory. I mean, at this point, it's. I mean, look, I had two Marlins, World Series rings. I guess I got to say that those are the two things. Right?
Chris Cwik
Can I tell you, there was one time when I was doing the show with Boog that I was scared because he grabbed me one time.
Tony Kornheiser
He's very strong.
Chris Cwik
He's so strong.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, like.
Chris Cwik
Like, Boog's a big guy, so obviously already strong, but, like, he's so much stronger than you think he is.
Tony Kornheiser
Well, I will explain to you when it is. I learned it. Me and my brother attacked him from both sides, and he lifted his arms like Chewbacca and threw us across the kitchen, the two of us. It's. It's.
Chris Cwik
You're too strong, Boo.
Tony Kornheiser
It's unbelievably. It's ridiculous. And his calves, he would beat you over the head with them.
Dan LeBatard
I'm just old now, but thank you.
Tony Kornheiser
We have a recommendation for you here. We're trying to see. I don't know what the right amount of money is that I would have to offer you to do this for a Cubs broadcast. But Greg Cody has an assortment of catchphrases. 60 of them that he is counting down.
Chris Cwik
60?
Tony Kornheiser
60? Yes. It used to be 50, but now it is 60. And so we're just going to play them for you real quick. If you want to write down any of these you tell me the amount of money I have to give to this cause per. Per usage. Because we don't know what's right. We don't want to desecrate your broadcast, but let's just play all of the.
Dan LeBatard
You kind of do, though.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, kind of, but for a good cause. So go ahead and play them here for Boog and let's see which of them he thinks he can use.
Greg Cody
Number 60. I'm Fuller than Vern Fuller. 59. Where's my click click? 58. Hey, Butterfinger. 57. Punt. 56. Scranton. 55. I'm busy in a one armed paper hanger. 54. George up Georgia. 53. I'm the kind of guy that.
Dan LeBatard
52.
Greg Cody
Ball on the jack. 51. Hey, hey, with the monkeys, baby. 50. Thank you, Billy. 49. I love him like a pet. 48. Who made it a salad? 47. We're rolling now, huh? 46. Your brain beating me? 45. Let's go States. 44. Driver comfort is paramount. 43. Dummy up, save up. 42 catches catch, can. 41. Doesn't make it right. 40. So on and so forth. 39.
Dan LeBatard
Very good.
Greg Cody
38. The Little League Theory. 37. Nice hat, asshole. 36. The others, they all learn from me. 35. Don't go showering to try to please me. 34. Look at that jerk. 33. It's like a packing house in here. 32. What'd you learn? 31. Hee haw. 3. Bada up. 30. I'm not gonna take a quiz. 29. Sassafras. 28. Would we rake a window? 27.
Boog Sciambi
Hello.
Greg Cody
26. Who won? 25. Trailers for sale or rent. 24. You gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die. 23. Three words. We are the Lobos. And now, 22, you're gonna go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmalee and number 21, Rappy Cat.
Dan LeBatard
Your thoughts?
Chris Cwik
How many of those? Thank you, Gorgon.
Dan LeBatard
It went really fast. And in typical, like they're. I mean, I could work a lot of them in. I. I don't really want to work much of them in. I'd be interested in possibly getting a little sassafras in there.
Tony Kornheiser
How much would I have to give you to make it something that tempts you to, you know, push the envelope a little bit? Because you laughed. You laughed at a couple of them. You. Would you like to hear the going
Dan LeBatard
to Buffalo with Bertie Parmale? Like, what am I? I mean, gonna be tough. That's like taking me.
Jeremy Woo
Save that for the stretch.
Dan LeBatard
My old talk radio days.
Boog Sciambi
I'll send you the full list. I'll send you the full list so you can really drink the full list.
Chris Cwik
But.
Tony Kornheiser
But let's play it. Let's just play it for him again and just let's. I want him again.
Boog Sciambi
Play it again.
Tony Kornheiser
That's right. Well, I want him. We did it very f. And so I want. I want him to be able to absorb some of them. Let's play him.
Dan LeBatard
He gets to 20. I thought he only got to 20.
Boog Sciambi
Yeah, well, he's updating it every week. So that's like. We're still updating it. So the next 10 weeks he'll do the rest.
Chris Cwik
You remember about those radio teases, Boog?
Dan LeBatard
Yeah. Yeah.
Chris Cwik
That's what.
Dan LeBatard
Yes.
Tony Kornheiser
Played for him again. Go ahead and play for him again.
Boog Sciambi
Okay, let's play it again.
Greg Cody
Number 60. I'm Fuller than Vern Fuller. 59. Where's my click click? 58. Hey, Butterfinger. 57. Punt. 56. Scranton. 55. I'm busy in a one arm paper hanger. 54. Georgia, Georgia. 53. I'm the kind of guy that.
Dan LeBatard
52.
Greg Cody
Ball on the jack. 51. Hey, hey, with the monkeys, baby. 50. Thank you, Billy. 49. I love him like a pet. 48. Who made it a salad? 47. We're rolling now, huh? 46. You're brain beating me. 45. Let's go, States. 44. Driver comfort is paramount. 43. Dummy up, save up. 42 catches catch can. 41. Doesn't make it right. 40. So on and so forth. 39.
Dan LeBatard
Very good.
Greg Cody
38. The Little League Theory. 37. Nice hat, asshole. 36. The others, they all learn from me. 35. Don't go showering to try to please me. 34. Look at that jerk. 33. It's like a packing house in here. 32. What'd you learn? 31. Hee haw. 3. Badam. 30. I'm not gonna take a quiz. 29. Sassafras.
Dan LeBatard
28.
Greg Cody
Would we break a window? 27.
Boog Sciambi
Hello.
Greg Cody
26. Who won? 25. Trailers for sale or rent. 24. You gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die. 23. Three words. We are the Lobos. And now, 22, you're gonna go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmalee and number 21, Rappy Cac.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Jeremy Woo
One more time.
Dan LeBatard
I will not.
Tony Kornheiser
I will give $500 for every one of these you use to projectmainstreet.org for any one of these that you use. How many do you think you can get in? Because there are some. There are about 20 here that I don't think it's possible for you to get in. I don't think you have enough creativity in you to be able to get some of these in here.
Chris Cwik
It's not his fault.
Tony Kornheiser
It's not his fault. I don't think anybody could. He's doing a. He's doing a serious thing. He's doing a baseball broadcast.
Chris Cwik
You don't think he could work in. You're going to Buffalo with Bernie?
Jeremy Woo
No, I'm with Dan. He's not talented.
Dan LeBatard
That hurts. I think I could get a decent amount of them in.
Boog Sciambi
Don't make it right.
Dan LeBatard
I'm looking at him right now.
Boog Sciambi
You're the kind of guy that.
Chris Cwik
Nice hat, asshole. Could be tough.
Boog Sciambi
We're rolling now.
Dan LeBatard
That'd be hard.
Tony Kornheiser
The one we want most, and I might be willing to pay more for this, is you saying, like a parrot out of the side of your mouth. Very good, Very good, Very good, Very good. Yes.
Dan LeBatard
Yes.
Tony Kornheiser
That's.
Chris Cwik
Please.
Jeremy Woo
That's three bidet up, though.
Dan LeBatard
First strikeout.
Tony Kornheiser
That one made you happy. You laughed harder at Hee Haw three. Bidet up.
Dan LeBatard
Hee Haw three. I think. I mean, honestly, the best part about Hee Haw 3, and Chris probably doesn't even know this. Like, I remember hearing about he haw three when Chris is, like, 11.
Tony Kornheiser
It's right. I came up.
Dan LeBatard
I'm not even kidding. Like, hearing about Greg umpiring and doing that and Chris being like, dad, stop.
Tony Kornheiser
It'd be weird. It'd be weird if Chris was playing street baseball at 36 with his dad last week. All right. Can you do this? Is tonight the night that we're doing. Doing this book? Like, are we doing it tonight or when or when would we be doing this?
Dan LeBatard
Well, so you want very good, and you want very good.
Boog Sciambi
I want.
Dan LeBatard
You want.
Boog Sciambi
Yeah, we want this.
Dan LeBatard
And then you want he haw three.
Tony Kornheiser
Yes, sassafras. Yes, sassafras. But you have some others here. You could. You. Your brain beat me. You could get 500 pretty easy here and there with a couple of these. That wouldn't cost you very much.
Boog Sciambi
This count is fuller than Vern Full. Oh, that'd be so good.
Dan LeBatard
This count is fuller than Vern. Fuller is really good.
Jeremy Woo
And we've decided collectively, we'll allow you to say bunt instead of punt.
Tony Kornheiser
Bunt.
Dan LeBatard
You'll allow me to say what?
Tony Kornheiser
Bunt.
Jeremy Woo
Bunt.
Tony Kornheiser
Bunt instead of punt.
Jeremy Woo
Tony, you know that moment at a party or at a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks?
Boog Sciambi
I know it. Well, it's usually When I show up, everybody goes crazy.
Jeremy Woo
Yeah. You usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Cuervo.
Greg Cody
Walking like this.
Jeremy Woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuervo is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night.
Boog Sciambi
It has that effect on people.
Dan LeBatard
It does.
Jeremy Woo
You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering.
Dan LeBatard
Keep it, Cuervo.
Greg Cody
Keep it Cuervo, baby.
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Dan LeBatard
Don LeBatard.
Tony Kornheiser
You don't remember the idea?
Boog Sciambi
I was probably, like, that kind of thing.
Tony Kornheiser
Something.
Greg Cody
Okay. No, the home run call was that kind of swing. That kind of thing.
Dan LeBatard
Stugats. Oh, it's a good call.
Greg Cody
Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz, you know, you don't gotta do that.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, that would be a great call.
Greg Cody
Swing.
Dan LeBatard
That kind of thing. This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.
Tony Kornheiser
I don't know that Chris Cody knows this story. Don't you secretly hate his father for a printed betrayal?
Boog Sciambi
You do this all the time with everybody around here.
Jeremy Woo
I will pay you. I mean, $1,000 for. You're gonna go to Buffalo with Burning Parmale. I will donate a thousand myself to see how you do that.
Dan LeBatard
Okay. I want to feel. I want to negotiate a little bit. I feel like. Yeah. Thousand dollars. You're gonna go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmelee? I gotta figure out a way to get that in.
Jeremy Woo
A thousand dollars? It's a promise.
Tony Kornheiser
You're not creative or talented enough.
Dan LeBatard
And then. All right, so. Very good. Bernie Parmalee, the parrot. Very good. Hee haw. Three. This counts. Fuller than. Vern Fuller.
Tony Kornheiser
Hey, Butterfinger.
Boog Sciambi
Guy makes an air. Hey, Butterfinger.
Tony Kornheiser
Hey, Butterfinger. Are you doing. Are you doing it tonight, though?
Chris Cwik
Or are we.
Tony Kornheiser
Are we gonna do it?
Dan LeBatard
I have a game tonight.
Tony Kornheiser
When are we doing it? June 2nd. No, you got too much to do June 2nd. You're doing too much that day.
Dan LeBatard
I got too much to do June 2nd. I could. I could do it in the next probably couple games. I was going to say Friday, but Apple TV is doing it Friday, so Saturday or Sunday.
Tony Kornheiser
Just got to tell our listeners so they know. They know that they got it.
Dan LeBatard
You want what. What's so. Like, a weekday is better?
Tony Kornheiser
Well, the Skeens game. You guys got skins.
Boog Sciambi
Thursday, May 28, Skenes against the Cubs.
Dan LeBatard
I am not working that game. Oh, Sassafras.
Jeremy Woo
Hell of a gig.
Tony Kornheiser
You got your brain beating me.
Dan LeBatard
That's right.
Tony Kornheiser
Don't you secretly have animosity toward Greg Cody for a betrayal from many years ago?
Chris Cwik
I don't think.
Dan LeBatard
I think I let it go. I think I let. Yeah, I won. I won, like, $10,000 playing blackjack. And then Cody wrote about it. I was like. And when I talked to him about it, I was like, greg, why'd you do that? Or at least, why wouldn't you check with me? And he was like, oh.
Boog Sciambi
He's like, you're brain beating me.
Dan LeBatard
Sorry.
Tony Kornheiser
The crew here, unfortunately, has developed out of nowhere a giant interest in the brewers that just swept your beloved Cubs in a very difficult. In a very difficult division. It's an athletic brewers team.
Jeremy Woo
Oh, there's only one reason I don't care about the athleticism. I care about throwing gas. Explain this guy to the audience because we have not spoken about their ace.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah. Mr. Owski is the. I mean, it's. It's absurd. He's throwing pitches 102 miles. He. What's hysterical is that his fastball average is 100 miles an hour, and he gets extension. So the perceived velocity is like 102. Yeah, he's the hardest throwing starter in the history of the sport, and he's striking out 40% of the guys that he faces. It's. It's a joke how good he is. Yeah.
Boog Sciambi
Perceived velocity kind of feels like. Feels like temperature. Like the velocity is what it is. Get out of here with feels like velocity. Not you, boogie.
Dan LeBatard
I would say that it. I would say that if you just, like, open your brain up for a second, it would be, you know, it's basically. It's basically your brain, how hard the guy throws, and then he's releasing it closer.
Boog Sciambi
My bigger beef is what feels like temperature. I got news for you. Whatever it feels like, that's the temperature.
Tony Kornheiser
But what he's saying is this guy is also so long that where his release point is is closer to the batter than other human beings long.
Dan LeBatard
That's correct. Yeah, I get you on the feels like thing. I understand. I mean, in Miami, you're not dealing with a lot of feels like temperature, really.
Tony Kornheiser
Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. Because when it gets humid, you know, when it gets humid. When I landed the other day and the Pilot said it's 95. It's the middle of May and 95,
Boog Sciambi
that was a hot week, though, to be fair.
Tony Kornheiser
It was. It felt like 105, though.
Dan LeBatard
It was like 46 last night. the end of our game.
Tony Kornheiser
You guys have to remind me of the day we're doing this so that we can tell the listeners, because what Boog is doing here, he has dedicated a great deal of his care and time over the last several years to making something that is taking over baseball. On Lou Gehrig Day, June 2. Go to project main main street.org they are raising money for those living with ALS. And they're cool T shirts. You can get your own team. If you have a favorite team, it's project main street.org make sure to let us know, Boog, the day that we're doing this so that we can make sure that our listeners are there and enjoying. How many of those do you think you can get off if you had to Take a guess.
Dan LeBatard
I would say I'm going to. I'm going to try to get three or four of them in. Three, four, five in that. In that range. So I would love to get. If I can get. You're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmalee, so I will definitely try to try to get that in and scare up the cash from you guys.
Chris Cwik
Amazing. What will the reaction be to that?
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, I can't wait.
Chris Cwik
So confused.
Tony Kornheiser
It is confusing. Any other good ones on here before we let him go? Anything on here that has a degree of difficulty that we would pay more for?
Dan LeBatard
I think that if. If in a big spot, a Cub pitcher gets a strikeout and I really lean Into Hee Haw 3, I think that's worth $1,000.
Boog Sciambi
You gotta have. Yeah, you gotta have a bidet. That'd be great.
Tony Kornheiser
You gotta have the bidet up. You gotta go.
Boog Sciambi
He Haw3. Little pause, but.
Tony Kornheiser
So if it's only Hee Haw3, it's $500. If he throws in bidet up, it's a thousand. Okay, Deal? Deal. Do we have a deal?
Dan LeBatard
Boot Deal.
Tony Kornheiser
There it is. He is the voice of the Chicago Cubs, the voice of Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN Radio. And Zaz had it right. A tremendous head of hair. Just. Just really good today. Nice seeing you, buddy. I love you.
Dan LeBatard
Love you guys.
Tony Kornheiser
The Giannis conversation, we were beginning to have got a little bit sidetracked as it was happening. What are you smiling about, Tony? Good job.
Boog Sciambi
Boog is funny, man. I like boogers. Makes funny faces, too. He does. He was mogging a lot during the. During the mogging. Yeah, he was on screen. He looks maximum moggy. Was like kind of raising the eyebrow. Doing a little like the people's or not people's elbow, but the Rock's eyebrow.
Chris Cwik
You had trouble. Remember the people?
Boog Sciambi
No, I'm not a dork, so I don't know.
Chris Cwik
He did a thing with his eyebrow and like you didn't know that.
Boog Sciambi
Your head on the brow. Thank you, Chris.
Chris Cwik
Just seems weird.
Tony Kornheiser
Giannis. The idea that this sport not only has broken its main players, but has evolved somewhere beyond Giannis where trade interest in somebody who, when he first arrived at dominance, we kind of thought that that looked like an unprecedented physical human being, that the sport would this quickly evolve beyond his usefulness in a way that Zach Lowe and Bill Simmons are saying that the market is lukewarm on damaged goods is crazy to me.
Chris Cwik
Well, I'll tell you what's also interesting is this is a league that you had to have Veterans, your best players had to be older and experienced. It was not a young person's league. You do not win with young teams. And now it seems like everyone wants young guys. And the Thunder, the Spurs, they're going to be around forever now. They're probably the two best teams. They're super young and it used to be that is not the formula for winning.
Tony Kornheiser
And Giannis is no longer super young guy. I'm going to say it again, though. This player, never available. Like, it's just not something that's usually so that you can change your franchise's fortunes. But there has been damage done here in a number of places, not the least of which is they haven't been good enough with him while trying to build around him in a way that the league has evolved past. Because he's not one of the good three point shooters.
Jeremy Woo
It's not surprising that the market is lukewarm. You say that this player is never available. He's literally been made available the last two cycles. I think everybody's over this guy.
Tony Kornheiser
It seems clear. But what I'm marveling at is. And Zaz, you know basketball enough to know this, a player who caves in every single defense when he has the ball is usually not someone that you can get. He's. He's someone that you either get and keep or you're stuck without being able to develop someone like that. Because in the history of human bodies, there have been very few that function that way. He. Before, when Benyama was popularizing. I can go from the free throw line and just reach over and dunk.
Chris Cwik
Yeah. The reason teams are going to do it is because if. Or whatever team winds up doing it, if the market is in fact lukewarm, like maybe the offer that the Heat we're making at the deadline, they could even pull back a little.
Tony Kornheiser
That can't be accurate. It cannot be accurate that the market for Giannis onto Campo is actually lukewarm.
Boog Sciambi
It's surprising to see what Bobby Marks threw out there in terms of the.
Chris Cwik
Because that's less than what we thought the Heat were offering.
Boog Sciambi
Yeah, it would be what we thought the minimum offer would be, which was Tyler Herro, Khalil Ware, Nikola Jovic, and then a haul of picks from there and wasn't even that much of a haul.
Chris Cwik
I think. I think he put in like two picks there, but it was three. Three.
Boog Sciambi
There's three. It's all the. All the picks that they could trade without maneuvering anything else. I think there is a maneuver they could make to make that Four picks.
Chris Cwik
If that's what the Heat would offer, if that's what it would take. Tyler Hero, Keller, where getting off Nikola Jovic and whatever draft picks you have
Boog Sciambi
to do that swap at the end. So it's two first and a swap in 29, but one of the first is in 33.
Chris Cwik
Yeah, who gives a shit? You know, like if that's what they'd be offering, you have to do it. If you're Miami.
Dan LeBatard
Well.
Boog Sciambi
And you'd still have a lot of flexibility. Like they still have Andrew Wiggins on a potential player option. Bring back a free agent. Now you could also take those players and do sign in trades and ship them for other stars that you could then really start building something around. If you don't want those to just be complimentary pieces. I'm looking at somebody in la, I'm
Tony Kornheiser
looking at what you guys just put on the screen. That's not going to do it. There's no circumstance under which you're going to get them to take your shitty Knicks fan Yovich, this asshole Jovic contract and you're not going to get back his brother and an assortment Miles Turner and an assortment of contracts that they don't want.
Chris Cwik
I mean, like I hear you, but it's not like Bobby March doesn't know what he's talking about.
Jeremy Woo
Like, yeah, I, I'm not. With us being like, get out of here. Zach Lowe and Bobby Marks telling us that the market is lukewarm.
Chris Cwik
They have a hell of a better
Jeremy Woo
idea than we do.
Chris Cwik
Yeah, Bobby Marks isn't just throwing up bullshit.
Tony Kornheiser
That's not gonna do it though. They're not gonna take your bad contracts and you don't have to take any of their bad.
Boog Sciambi
I don't think you're looking at this the right way. Yeah. Knicks fan over here doesn't understand that Tyler Hero is on an expiring deal and Khalil Ware is a uber talented young player and Niko Jovic is 22 years old. You're not, you're not getting him at 30 million a year. You're getting him at I believe between 13 and 16 over the course of four years. As a team, by the way, that would be purposefully now starting a rebuild. That that's a guy you're perfectly comfortable taking a risk on.
Chris Cwik
And we're talking about giving up three first round picks. I'm telling you, the days of trading away five first round picks. Desmond Bain, Rudy Gobert, Mikel Bridges, that's
Boog Sciambi
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Dan LeBatard
Don LeBatard.
Boog Sciambi
I think I would have been on his side.
Dan LeBatard
I would have looked at you like,
Jeremy Woo
what did you say?
Boog Sciambi
I'm telling you, me and my friend, the rest of the way home, all we kept saying was, I ain't cheating.
Dan LeBatard
Stugats.
Tony Kornheiser
It's like, why did you guys get your ass? Yes, I think he got your ass.
Boog Sciambi
I got his way. Chris. Chris won this one for sure. Not pathetic. Jeremy, it was great.
Dan LeBatard
This is the D Levitar show with the st.
Tony Kornheiser
Can you guys tell me from last night's game how much this is going to estimate escalate. If we're two games in and we're already at Hartenstein's not playing basketball and Wembanyama's just being like, they're of course going to zealously try to protect their title by any means necessary. On the line or not on the line. And what you have to do when you're talking about game planning for anybody over a seven game series is you have to to physical Wembanyama up. You must do that. And you're going to do it with a team that's not only a defending champion, but a defending champion that plays very difficult defense and many people think also doesn't mind dabbling in the dirty look.
Chris Cwik
You totally have to play a super physical game once we get to this point in the playoffs. I love, I grew up with Heat, Knicks. I mean I wish we last night felt like Heat Nicks, you know, not score wise. But the style of play, it was a battle every single time they had the ball. And I, I like that kind of physicality. But there's a difference between that and what looks like you're trying to hurt guys. Like there's. I don't know what explanation Hartenstein can give for grabbing Stefan Castle by his hair from behind. You know, I don't know what kind of explanation Chet Holmgren can give for stepping on Wembanyama's foot right as the free throw is shot. These are plays that will hurt. You're trying to do these things to hurt people and this Thunder team now, like I know we had a mean on last week or two weeks ago and he was pushing back. He doesn't understand why people don't like watching the Thunder. It's this like they're dirty. We didn't even mention Lou Dort. I don't know why I said we. I'm the only one talking right now. I didn't mention Lou Dort and Shay Gilders. Alexander is fucking falling, Dan. Every time he shoots, he's falling to the ground, man.
Jeremy Woo
They're doing these super cuts on him. And now I can't get it out of my mind. I'm fixated on him. I'm locked in and he's falling down. Every time you say it's part of
Boog Sciambi
the game, it's part of his game.
Jeremy Woo
Yes. And I hate it. It's not good sportsmanship.
Chris Cwik
Tricking the referees is part of his game.
Jeremy Woo
He's trying to trick the referees into giving him a foul that he doesn't deserve.
Dan LeBatard
It's cheating.
Boog Sciambi
And that's the way that I look at it, guys. We've been talking about James Harden for six months on this show. James Harden was the archetype of not in positive light. I know, I know people don't like him.
Jeremy Woo
People don't like Embiid for those reasons. But nobody's been worse at it or better at it, depending on how you look at it, than sga.
Chris Cwik
That tough. Watch, man, this Thunder team is like, they went from darlings to ooh, I don't like you pretty quick.
Boog Sciambi
That's just the greatness of what they are, right? Like outside of sga, there's a lot of guys who are role players, who are good players. But okay, the Chet and Wemby thing, that's just them going back to their 17 year old games in FIBA where they don't like each other. And Wemby's gotten the best of chat for 10 years.
Greg Cody
Right?
Boog Sciambi
Like that's what that is. The SGA thing, that's part of his game. Wemby's also, I don't know, we conveniently didn't mention him diving at SGA's knees for a loose ball he wasn't going to get yesterday. We didn't say that. Wemby, one or two times a game, flies into the stands inexplicable because he's a guy that's super strong and has a super strong core and legs and flies 20ft into the. Into the.
Chris Cwik
Yeah, like that's what's.
Boog Sciambi
He flops too. Like, I don't want to hear that. People are playing him tough and then he's gonna get hurt. He flops his ass off.
Chris Cwik
Harnstein, though, is going to be a point of emphasis now, the remainder of this series, as long as he's out there, played a lot more last night than he did in game number one. And, and so I don't know if you saw this, Dan, after the game ended last night, the on court reporter, I think her name is Zora, Zora Stevenson. Does that sound right?
Boog Sciambi
That's right.
Chris Cwik
And she, she asked Shea, God, is Alexander on the court, what kind of difference Hartenstein made? Listen to this.
Boog Sciambi
Now, you all made a pivot defensively hard on Wemby. What kind of impact did Isaiah have tonight?
Dan LeBatard
I'm not sure if it was good, to be honest.
Boog Sciambi
Yeah, break that down for me.
Tony Kornheiser
Say again.
Boog Sciambi
Break that down for me. Why was this impact not good?
Tony Kornheiser
It was all right.
Greg Cody
It was good.
Dan LeBatard
It was good.
Tony Kornheiser
We.
Boog Sciambi
Yeah, we wanted to switch it up, give them different looks.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, that's what it's about when you
Boog Sciambi
play against good players.
Tony Kornheiser
You gotta switch it up, make sure
Dan LeBatard
the rhythm is not the same.
Tony Kornheiser
And we did that tonight.
Boog Sciambi
Appreciate the honesty. Thank you.
Chris Cwik
Okay, first of all, excellent job by her. Excellent job.
Tony Kornheiser
The follow. The follow was important.
Chris Cwik
Excellent job. Yes. That was terrific. That was weird though, right where you
Tony Kornheiser
Just never hear that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to make of it, actually.
Chris Cwik
Well, okay, so let's add a little bit more. So obviously that had everyone who was in attendance. The media members are now buzzing.
Dan LeBatard
Hey, here.
Chris Cwik
What she said on court right after game ended. And so we're talking probably like 25, 30 minutes later is when the players start to come out to the podium. Of course, Shea Gilt is. Alexander is out there to address the media, and he's asked about that.
Dan LeBatard
Shay, your answer on Hart in the post game interview on the court was different than the one in here. Can you just kind of explain what was going on there? I didn't really hear. And then once I realized what she said, I gave her the right answer. Yeah. At first I didn't. I heard it wrong. What she said.
Chris Cwik
What could. I don't know if he's lying. I don't know. But what could he possibly have thought she said? If it was. If the answer was. I don't know if it helped.
Tony Kornheiser
I don't know what to make of that. Let's play the original sound again just so that I can remind everybody this is a human being. Okay. That the league is having some trouble marketing because the way we've done some of this stuff in the past with Michael Jordan and others, you don't have to give us any personality. We'll write the mythology around you. Just be yourself. This person's not easy to sell on sound bites because he doesn't say anything interesting ever. And this team with him as its face doesn't quite have a personality outside of its playing style other than they're young guys who are having fun. And when I hear Shai Gilgeous Alexander talk, I don't hear sales. I don't hear somebody who is marketing himself. He's just being himself. And I did not understand what it is he thinks the question was.
Chris Cwik
You all made a pivot defensively hard on Wemby.
Boog Sciambi
What kind of impact did Isaiah have tonight?
Dan LeBatard
I'm not sure if it was good, to be honest.
Boog Sciambi
Yeah, break that down for me.
Chris Cwik
Say again.
Boog Sciambi
Break that down for me. Why was this impact not good?
Tony Kornheiser
It was all right.
Dan LeBatard
It was good.
Boog Sciambi
It was good.
Tony Kornheiser
We.
Boog Sciambi
Yeah, we want to switch it up,
Tony Kornheiser
give them different looks.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, that's what it's about when you
Boog Sciambi
play against good players.
Dan LeBatard
You got to switch it up, make sure the rhythm's not the same.
Tony Kornheiser
And we did that tonight.
Boog Sciambi
Appreciate the honesty. Thank you.
Tony Kornheiser
Theories? Any theories? We got any theories, audience? We got any Theories.
Jeremy Woo
I've been distracted.
Tony Kornheiser
Just bored by the interview.
Jeremy Woo
Yeah, I mean, muscle memory type of thing. And just looking around.
Tony Kornheiser
Well, yes, I would say that anybody who's doing a halftime interview who doesn't want to be there and wants to just shut their brain off entirely can just go into we're gonna be more aggressive or aggressive. Just say aggressive. They all have a handful of cliches that they can go to watch in these interviews. How often aggressive is the one that gets chosen there. But I don't have a theory on what just happened there.
Jeremy Woo
Could have made a grand if he just merely said, you're gonna go to
Tony Kornheiser
Buffalo with Bernie Parmalee.
Jeremy Woo
I dare you to work that in Boomshambi. I doubt your talent.
Tony Kornheiser
Thousand dol you were giving. I offered only 500 because I thought he was going to choose 20 of them. He only went three or four. And now I feel cheap and I feel like I'm not charitable. I feel like I'm pro ALS all of a sudden.
Jeremy Woo
Yeah. I also don't want him to pick a weekend game. We got stuff going on. Let's keep negotiating behind the scenes that Thursday would have been perfect skiings. You have the TV to yourself. Give me a little afternoon matinee. You know, I love a matinee. I'm a matinee marauder. You know that about me.
Tony Kornheiser
I really, really found funny Tony looking up the other day and saying of baseball day games. Who's that for, brother?
Boog Sciambi
Seriously, everybody's at work. Everybody's doing stuff. I know in Miami. Nobody's working, nobody's doing anything.
Jeremy Woo
The crown is yours.
Boog Sciambi
It's for their well being because of the travel they have to do.
Jeremy Woo
Yes. And my well being.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Tony Kornheiser
But it's for betting action at a time. There is no Betting Act. No 1,200 people in the stands. I know, but that's not what that's for. Baseball's actually smart to do that because they have the betting audience to themselves during.
Chris Cwik
It's called getaway day, guys.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Boog Sciambi
That's a little benefit. But it's because of travel.
Dan LeBatard
Uh huh.
Jeremy Woo
And it's also ingrained in the fiber of the sport. And that's all great.
Tony Kornheiser
We've talked about it the first time that it came up and I'm the one that mentioned yes, these baseball teams have to land in another city at not five o' clock in the morning. And that's the reason there are days. But Tony's curious and befuddled. Who's that for? Because you're watching in Tampa, you're watching nine people in the stands on a Wednesday at 2:00'.
Chris Cwik
Clock.
Jeremy Woo
Jeremy's right, which is why you often see 1:35pm NBA games.
Boog Sciambi
So I have Kyle Schwaber over one
Dan LeBatard
and a half bases.
Boog Sciambi
They play every day, guys. It's every day, not every other day.
Chris Cwik
How many people would be at the 1:35pm Wednesday afternoon NBA game?
Jeremy Woo
If it's a matinee, I'm there. You know that about me.
Tony Kornheiser
It would be such a good lane for some of these leagues to take to actually make more day games.
Jeremy Woo
Hey, that's what the European expansion is for.
Tony Kornheiser
They're going to have to do some of these evolutions. You saw that the NFL is going to have Wednesday night games at some point. There's not going to be a time where you can't get some sort of action on sports. Like, people are going to move into those spaces because everyone wants and needs the programming. I did want to get back into a conversation, though, that we started the other day. You guys don't actually care, right? That prime and Peacock and everyone, Netflix, they're not gonna do journalism like that's done the journalism around where this is headed. With these partnerships, there's going to be less and less discomfort and less and less truth between how it is entities work together. I've told you guys the story, and this is one of the places it can happen, but it can happen anywhere where there's power. When the concussion stuff was being reported by NPR and football didn't like the concussion stuff being reported and didn't like that one of their league partners, espn, had a partnership with NPR to report the concussion stuff. Eventually, John Skipper, the most powerful man in sports or person in sports at the time, realized as that was climbing up to him between his league partnership and the truth. Oh, I'm the conflict. And he decided to stop concussion coverage. Got out of the concussion reporting business because ESPN was trying to do journalism where there was business and there was the intersection where the NFL, the NFL players could look up and say, your brain beating me, like right there. The reporting stopped because John Skipper looked up and was like, yeah, need the money. You good with that? Like, you good with that just being the new norm?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Date: May 21, 2026
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, with guests including Boog Sciambi, Chris Cwik, Greg Cody, Tony Kornheiser, Jeremy Woo
This episode blends classic, irreverent Le Batard sports talk with a heartfelt fundraising effort for ALS support. The crew, broadcasting from Miami’s Elser Hotel, gets creative with a donation challenge aimed at Lou Gehrig’s Day, featuring Boog Sciambi and a running bit around integrating Greg Cody’s absurd catchphrases into a Chicago Cubs broadcast—all for charity. The discussion weaves baseball, NBA trades, playful bickering, and commentary on shifting sports media dynamics, maintaining the show's signature mix of playful banter and genuine cause-driven motivation.
[00:14-01:25] Raising Awareness for ALS
[04:18-16:34] Turning Nonsense into Fundraising
[16:57-26:41] Sports Talk, Stats, and Trade Speculation
[28:57-36:43] Finals-Style Basketball and Interview Oddities
[38:41- End] The Diminishing Space for Journalism
| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------| | 00:14 | ALS shoutout and intro to Project Main Street | | 01:25 | Boog discusses growth and athlete involvement | | 04:18 | Introducing the Greg Cody catchphrase challenge | | 09:23 | Donations per catchphrase—negotiations begin | | 16:57 | Brewers sweep Cubs, Brewers’ “athleticism,” Skenes| | 22:03 | Breaking down the “lukewarm” Giannis market | | 28:57 | NBA playoffs: rough play, policing “dirty” | | 32:53 | SGA’s awkward Hartenstein postgame soundbite | | 38:41 | Sports media evolution and journalism |
The language remains sarcastic, quick-witted, and irreverent—with classic Stugotz digressions, relentless in-jokes, and a mix of earnest fundraising and playful clowning. The affection between the participants shines through, especially in the lengths they'll go to for Boog’s on-air challenge and mutual teasing. The segment on shifting media/journalism is more somber and reflective, providing texture and seriousness at the episode’s close.
This episode is a quintessential slice of Le Batard—half silly sports radio, half genuine call to action, peppered with playful shenanigans, inside jokes, and meaningful fundraising. The main throughline—the challenge to sneak absurd phrases into a major league broadcast for ALS donations—provides structure, with smart, fast pivots to the burning issues in MLB and NBA, and an honest look at the changing landscape of sports media.
For more, or to support ALS patients, visit ProjectMainStreet.org.