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Dan Le Batard
When I have a crush on a
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guy no one knows, be careful.
Chris Cody
I wish Nikki loved me more than
Dan Le Batard
anyone in the entire world.
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Dave
I love you so so so so much.
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It's blood soaked nightmare fuel.
Chris Cody
Brooke's blood you put on her.
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Dan Le Batard
this is the Dan Levator
Chris Cody
show with the ST Podcast. Jeremy, what did you like yesterday? What did we do? Well, what did we do that wasn't pleasing to you?
Greg
Yeah, loved a lot. I did have a few moments in my head where I used Zigaki voice. Just sort of listening in.
Chris Cody
What a performance, by the way, from the Cody from the duo and Chris yesterday. Give it up real quick. What a. That was well done. That was a performance.
Tony
I was thinking of just sitting a few plays out today if I could.
Listener/Caller
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Tony
You guys take this and I'll just establish the run.
Dave
Yeah, bring in the firefighter.
Jeremy
You.
Kelly
How was it when you got home?
Tony
Awkward in that I was like expecting. I walked in like, oh boy.
Chris Cody
A lot of people were very worried about your marital status yesterday.
Tony
I telling you, I didn't think I could still pop. Like I still got it because I saw multiple texts. People sending me screenshots of, you know, Reddit posts of, you know, Cody collision course, like divorce, you know. However the.
Chris Cody
No, you got it right. That's the same.
Tony
Yeah, it's rattled.
Mike
Let's establish a run.
Tony
But look, I'm established the run. Yeah, it was not a good day.
Dave
Well, let's establish or re establish what happened. Chris Cody said that he sometimes fancies his wife's twin.
Chris Cody
Well, maybe Jeremy has this on his list Sensually.
Tony
I would say you worded that differently than I did. I, I would just say we're not going to go back there. You know, I don't like that we're already here and I have a top five.
Dave
The twin sisters married to a firefighter. That's why I'm calling for a series of physical competitions between you and the fire.
Chris Cody
What's with your obsession with the physical competition you want us to all go through?
Amin
Because that's how you settle hash now and forever. Way back a thousand years ago, nay,
Dave
a million years ago, things were settled in physical competition. I say we continue that path with
Greg
Cody V. The firefight moments that I
Listener/Caller
loved from yesterday's show. Oh, a lie. When our female co worker asked for locations for the honeymoon, Greg's inner monologue said the butt.
Mike
Proud of that one.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, man.
Chris Cody
Do you guys remember Greg was on one yesterday.
Listener/Caller
Number five, whatever that accent was that Amin did during the Austin river story.
Chris Cody
That's a fair observation.
Dan Le Batard
Which accent?
Listener/Caller
I really loved when Greg was giving advice to that young woman about bringing a partner to appease the mom that he just went for the good old assumption of it's definitely a boyfriend. Only boyfriends. There was a quote. He is the only one that is allowed to admit his sister in law is hot.
Tony
First of all, you guys are taking this and running with that. I didn't like. I'm not attracted to her. I didn't say that.
Chris Cody
Why wouldn't you be attracted to.
Tony
That's true. I mean she's, she looks the same as my wife. I'm just saying I don't know what you said. I don't want to play.
Mike
That's not what you said. You said when you're, you're struggling in the sack, you envision her.
Tony
Relax.
Dan Le Batard
I feel like that's.
Listener/Caller
It's a direct quote. I really like that one. Let's not go too early. Number two. I like that it only took us 10 minutes to say why can't we say redacted team name only to say it four times.
Chris Cody
That was you. That was you, Dave.
Amin
I never said.
Dave
I said guys with a potato.
Amin
It's a potato.
Dan Le Batard
A red skin potato.
Listener/Caller
And I really loved when Chris said he wants to. His wife's sister didn't say that.
Mike
So aggressive.
Chris Cody
Excellent job. So I. All right. I got to, I got to do share and tell now. All right. I had a one up it.
Dave
I remember like Chris Cody story.
Chris Cody
Well, it's not going to beat that. But I have, I have dreams. Okay. I've dream I remember my dreams. You do? You always remember? Well, you wouldn't know if you always remember, because if you don't remember, then you wouldn't remember. But do you remember dreams?
Dave
Sometimes, yeah.
Chris Cody
Is there anyone here that doesn't remember dreams? Like you? Straight up, never remember.
Tony
Very rare. Very rare for me to remember to dream.
Chris Cody
Really? That's a shame, man.
Tony
I know, because when I do, I'm like, that's fun.
Chris Cody
Dreams are awesome.
Greg
I want to do that more.
Chris Cody
I remember movies that you star in.
Mike
I remember the lucid dreams where you take control of your dream.
Chris Cody
I have that every now and then.
Dan Le Batard
I don't get those. I had a dream. You're not in control. I had a dream last night. I got arrested for a dui. I wasn't even driving. I was literally in the back of a pickup truck. And the cop stops the car and makes me get out and do the field sobriety test. And I couldn't hear. And I said, I'm sorry. You asked me to do something. I said, can you repeat that? And he says, oh, this guy. You want to run that game with me? I'm like, no, I don't know what you asked me to do. And then at some point, I begin to convince myself, oh, no, this is a sign that you're drunk because you can't hear anything clearly. You're so drunk you can't even focus. Then I was like, wait a second. I'm not even driving. And then he cuffed me.
Kelly
Wow.
Chris Cody
Cucked.
Dan Le Batard
You cuffed me. Not a cuck.
Jeremy
Those are your dreams.
Chris Cody
So I had a dream a couple of nights ago, and, you know, like, do you ever have. For the married fellows here, which is almost everyone for now. Do you, like, do you ever have a dream where your wife. Let's say your wife, she was cheating on you.
Tony
Okay?
Chris Cody
This happened to me in one dream. I don't know if I told you guys that. And you wake up and you're mad at your wife even though she didn't do anything wrong. It was your dream. Do you ever do that where, like, you're. You're upset with her about something she did in your dream. Does that ever happen to you?
Dave
That's not happened to me now.
Chris Cody
Oh, that happened.
Jeremy
The reverse has happened to me before.
Chris Cody
Well, obviously, all women love to play that game. All right? They're upset with us. I didn't do anything. It was your dream.
Dave
I'm sleeping here.
Tony
You say women love to play that game. You just said you're playing that game.
Chris Cody
I know.
Dan Le Batard
Makes a Woman.
Chris Cody
I'm allowed to hold her to a double standard. So.
Dave
So wait, she is the ne' er do well in the situation that you just dreamt on.
Chris Cody
Was that what I mean?
Dave
She, she was stepping out.
Chris Cody
Well, not in the stream that I'm about to explain. Oh, okay, that's before.
Dave
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Chris Cody
So anyway, in this dream that I had. All right, I was having an affair in my dream, all right, not bad, not bad. Whatever. Get some strange energy. My sister in law, it's not real, okay? And I'm having an affair in my dream and I get caught, all right? I get caught. Like I pulled up, you know, like at a mall or something. We were going somewhere in a mall. We're going on a date. I don't know, I don't have all the specifics for you. And when we get out of the car, I get caught, all right, with the girl, all right? But I don't get caught by my wife. I get caught by my, my, my ESPN radio coast, Amber Wilson. She catches me. All right, so you're good for some reason. Yeah. She won't tell. She's radda die. She won't tell.
Dan Le Batard
Bro code.
Chris Cody
And so, so she catches us. Like she was like outside the car, you know, we get out of the car, I'm like, I'm like, oh shit, you know, I just got caught. So I have to, I have to introduce, you know, my, my lady friend to Amber, okay? And so I introduce, I go, amber, this is Jennifer, okay? And she goes, jennifer Lopez. Wow. I was having an affair with Jennifer Lopez. I mean, how about that?
Jeremy
So wait, you were in the car with Jennifer Lopez, driving around in your car?
Chris Cody
I was having an affair with Jennifer Lopez. I was driving. Yes. We were going somewhere.
Dave
He was in your car?
Chris Cody
Yes.
Amin
Incognito.
Dave
You're not gonna ride around Town Square Mall or wherever it is that you live. Paparazzi would know. There's JLO in her SUV with her driver. No, no, she's keeping it on the down low.
Dan Le Batard
I once had a dream that I was dating Jennifer Lopez.
Chris Cody
Is that right?
Dan Le Batard
We were riding in the back of a limo though.
Chris Cody
No, no, no.
Tony
You guys park your car in the
Chris Cody
same garage, so yes, I was. That's. That was my affair with Jennifer. You look great, by the way.
Dave
A means have. Means taking a run at your ladies aslo. I mean, how's that make you feel?
Dan Le Batard
I had her first, man. This is like 2003.
Dave
Oh, no.
Chris Cody
How about that? Now I don't have any other details.
Jeremy
You and Puff.
Chris Cody
But I'm just saying, you know, so
Dan Le Batard
it was playing with fire.
Chris Cody
So that was a good dream right there. All right. We woke up feeling good that day.
Dave
That's a dream, the waking nightmare. That is Chris Cody's life. Are you. So there's another man out there, a firefighter who's basically making sweet love to your wife. Essentially. Well, because she's, they're, they're, they're, you know, they're twins after all.
Tony
You're going to say, do you have
Dave
weird feelings, do you have weird feelings towards the firefighter?
Tony
You know, him and I actually spoke last night at bowling. He's the only person I like each
Dave
other, we have the same taste, man. We, you know, we park our cars in the same garage, but it's a little too close to home, right?
Tony
I mean, what do you want from me? Yes. Me and him, we, we know that we have. We're both married to twins. I'm rattled.
Chris Cody
Did he know what took place yesterday on this show?
Tony
No, he had.
Dave
I.
Tony
Because he, I said to him when I got to bowling, like, anyone send you the show today? Because usually he gets. He hears things I say more than my wife. And he had not heard it, oddly enough.
Chris Cody
How could he have not heard it? Then I told one of his, like, firefighter. But he said, hey, your brother in law, he's been thinking about something.
Tony
And then I found myself in a spot where I then had to tell him what I said because he's like,
Dave
why are you asking?
Tony
So I told him, I'm telling you.
Jeremy
This is what he said.
Tony
Like, he laughed.
Jeremy
Thank you.
Tony
He laughed, by the way. Back to this. But I says dreaming about Jennifer Lopez symbolizes a desire for fame, success, admiration, or, or need to embrace one's own confidence.
Dan Le Batard
Huh? Guess what happened to me, guys, I want a pulitzer. Google's right. 20 years off, but right.
Tony
So no more firefighter. You stop saying fighter fire.
Dave
I won't do it. You don't tell me you're not the boss of me.
Chris Cody
Look at that. Looking for the video audience there. That's me and my girl. That's my side piece right there.
Dave
I think the greatest bolt driving there might be if there's a better job.
Chris Cody
That's how we drive. She sits on my lap when I drive her.
Dave
Or talking about sports or dating JLo. If there's a better job than that, I think it is dream analysis because it's complete and utter unprovable garbage. You know what that means when you're falling? You know what it means when you're flying.
Chris Cody
You know what it means when your teeth are shattering?
Jeremy
I've had those.
Amin
Who knows what you don't know based on what? It has its own set of rules.
Dave
It's its own consciousness.
Amin
How do you have any idea?
Dave
Well, I'll let me tell you what it means when you. When you can't get up, you know,
Amin
you don't know anything. No meaning whatsoever.
Dave
Phony science.
Jeremy
There's a couple of things happen that. When you can't get up. We could talk about that another day, Dave.
Dan Le Batard
You think about your system.
Dave
Fire. Fire.
Chris Cody
Tony, I have. I have several recurring dreams. They don't happen all the time, but I have a few recurring dreams these days. And one of them is my. My teeth are. Are. Are crumbling. Are shattering.
Kelly
Yeah, I've had those.
Jeremy
Back in the day, maybe like 10
Kelly
years ago, I used to have those
Jeremy
every night where I would bite into something, all my teeth would fall out. And then I was like, what is this? And then one day they stopped.
Chris Cody
And I know people are like, oh, that means this when you're.
Jeremy
Chris is googling it right now.
Chris Cody
Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, I told you I used.
Greg
Because you take the emotions and shove
Kelly
them down right here.
Chris Cody
So like a real man, that's where they belong.
Greg
Right, but that's why both of you have these teeth shattering.
Jeremy
But then they stopped.
Dan Le Batard
You guys got emotions like a 14 year old.
Chris Cody
I don't. I shove them down.
Greg
Sick reference, bro. You always have the best.
Tony
Crumbling teeth can symb. Fear that our life is falling apart.
Chris Cody
Yeah, but like I. My life's not falling apart. I. I'm very happy.
Mike
Rough couple heat seasons.
Chris Cody
I have that recurring dream of teeth shattering. I also have a recurring dream of I'm back in school and I don't know why I'm back in school.
Mike
Because I have a job as a grown man.
Chris Cody
Yeah, and. And I have this job, so why would I be back in school?
Tony
I make a great living, Billy Madison.
Chris Cody
No, I'm not trying to prove anything. I'm just like, I'm in. And. And in this school setting, I'm my age and everyone else's proper age.
Dan Le Batard
Wait, so it's college or high school?
Chris Cody
Sometimes it's high school.
Tony
So it is Billy Madison.
Mike
Exactly. But he's not trying to prove anything.
Chris Cody
Yeah, like I'm not being put through a test.
Mike
Doing it electively.
Chris Cody
Yeah, but I don't understand why I'm here. Because I don't need to graduate. I have a great job.
Dave
That is my most recurring one. I think is is school and it's the last day of the semester and I did not go to class all semester long and now it's the big test and I'm like, well, there's just no way I can. There's just no way I can pass this class. And I'm panicked about that. And I'm like, oh, yes, this reflects your actual time in school, Dave. Yeah, it's just remembering, basically.
Dan Le Batard
It's not a dream. So much of it's a memory.
Dave
Just recalling some of the past decades.
Chris Cody
And I have another recurring dream these days as well, and this one probably has meaning to it, but it's one of those where I, like, I'm missing work, I overslept or, or for whatever reason, I'm late and I'm missing the show that probably had. That's probably like a real fear that I have deep down again, probably with all the other emotions and feelings I have that are stuffed way down inside to never be heard or seen.
Dave
Your hand is gesturing way too closely to your genitals while you're saying, that's where you all problems are down here.
Chris Cody
That's where put the emotions.
Mike
That's what Dana White told us to do.
Chris Cody
Put them all down there.
Mike
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Mike
Hey, Roy, buddy. Yo. You know that energy shift when the game gets good and everybody all together in unison knows to stand up on their feet? Oh, absolutely, Mike.
Dave
Yeah.
Mike
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Jeremy
Oh, delicious.
Mike
It's the signal that says, we're not checking the time anymore, pal. It's when small talk turns into stories. Cuervo, man. It's that high five. A random stranger effect.
Amin
That's right.
Mike
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Newscaster
how you love that cat. Bad news for opposing teams in the Triple A stugats. These all smiles till LeBron's a clutch again. Clutch again.
Chris Cody
This is the Dan Levatar show with the St. GS.
Dave
So I have a waking nightmare. I Can share very quickly, too, after. And I'm not talking about watching the. The NBA playoffs. Those are just more boring. Hey, did you notice another blowout? Wow, what a stunner.
Amin
Hey.
Dave
Oh, the Knickerbockers were fairly close even in. Even though no one in MSG or watching on TV thought that the Sixers were actually maybe going to win.
Dan Le Batard
I'm going to call it get out the Chickens. This guy's a fraud. There's no chance you stayed up for that late game. You looked it up today.
Chris Cody
Oh, it's a blowout.
Dan Le Batard
I didn't miss much. You just watching this game?
Newscaster
This game was great. You didn't even look up. This game. He can't even shoot a basketball. You have no idea. He probably misses all of his shots. He's probably terrible. He's the last pick in his pickup game you don't even know how to use. They blow by with no name. You have an old man game, and
Dan Le Batard
then at the box scores.
Newscaster
You read the box scores. Oh, sucking basketball. It was a big blowout. I'll use that for my material today.
Dave
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of geese. Now, listen, chicken, those weren't good. But then I turned my TV off before the end of the late game. You're absolutely right. But when I did it, it took me a few extra seconds more than it rightly should have because I went
Amin
for the remote in my hotel room and I hit the top button on the remote.
Dave
There's one button, singular, separated from all the other buttons underneath. That's the on off button, right? I mean, that's obviously the North Star of any remote, turning it on and turning it off.
Amin
So I do that. And I was reminded as I did it, oh, no. For some reason, this remote control's top button, the single one at the top
Dave
of the remote mountain, is not the on off button. It controls some other function that I have no goddamn interest in figuring out what it is.
Amin
No, the on off button is down to the left at an angle caddy
Dave
corner from the North Star button. I have to go scrounge around and figure, oh, this is the on off button to say my good nights. To find the cloak of darkness so that I can prepare myself in terms of rest, so that I can be at my best to hear about Chris
Amin
Cody talking about how he wants to make his love on his wife's twin sister. Now you think I'm in a bad mood for a reason. NBA remote. Chris Cody doing whatever the hell he's doing. We're all, we're off the rails.
Tony
Stop talking about that.
Dan Le Batard
The Knicks Sixers game was great.
Chris Cody
It was a good game.
Dan Le Batard
It was a great game. It was a great game. Dominic Barlow, how about that revelation?
Chris Cody
That was a good game, man.
Dan Le Batard
It's a great game. It's a great game.
Mike
What do we make of the Sixers without him?
Dan Le Batard
Be well, here's the deal. They played a style that was a lot more competitive, obviously, in game one, but I believe Tony, back me up on this one. They got tired down the stretch. They kind of needed the big fella to just throw the ball, too, so we could all catch our breath.
Jeremy
Let him work a little bit in the post. Let him get a lot of the. A lot of the offense, you know, moving in and out.
Mike
Is it tough, Is it a fair criticism criticism to say they would also get tired with Joel Embiid because he labors up and down the court these days?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, but the laboring gives everyone a chance.
Jeremy
It like, slows the pace down almost.
Dan Le Batard
They played fast as a result, and that was great.
Mike
They're pace slows. He's best equipped for that. And they're better at the.
Chris Cody
And that usually happens in the fourth quarter.
Mike
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
And how do you do the first
Mike
man, he is tough to watch getting up and down the floor these days.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, the lack of depth really hurt them. Like they couldn't go. That's why Barlow was such a great revelation in the second half there that Nick Nurse turns to. And he does great on both ends of the ball. But then he got tired because he didn't sub him out like his was working. So he just kept. Kept going on with him. I think Nick Nurse, if he had to do it all over again, maybe freshen up the rotation a little bit more. But again, it's tough in terms of the guards. They don't have much.
Chris Cody
So I brought this up before, and Amin yells at me when I do bring this up, I'm gonna bring it up again. I would assume Joel Embiid is going to play game three. All right. Day to day, I would assume he's gonna play play game three. And by the way, going into this series, like, the biggest reason that the Sixers are not going to win is because you can't count on Embiid to play an entire series. He didn't play an entire series in round one, and he already hasn't played an entire series in round two like that.
Dave
It's.
Chris Cody
It's why they're never going to be able to win with him. But the Part where Amin always gets mad at me when I bring this up is when Embiid is available. And maybe, maybe he's not even 100% like now when he couldn't play last game. Why play him in the first quarter? Why play him in the first quarter so he can, instead of be laboring in the fourth quarter when the game slows down, when you probably could have used him yesterday for a basket? A fresher player and a basket in the post. Why. Why does Embiid play in the first quarter? I'm not even necessarily saying only play in the second half, which is when Amin really gets mad at me, but what if you just start playing him in the second quarter?
Dan Le Batard
I think there's a couple of things. Number one, this argument where I yelled at you is because you suggested this as a form of load management, and that's ridiculous. But this is different. This is the case of, like, hey, he's only got so much for a particular game last night. I'm just assuming he couldn't play at all. The problem is, you're assuming it's like a video game where I can just sub him in and he'll be Joe lmb. Do, do, do, do. And like, guys need the rhythm to get into the game, particularly guys who are.
Chris Cody
He's pretty great in the first quarter of games. So when you say rhythm again into
Dan Le Batard
the game, but that's because everyone's starting. It's. It's like trying to get on a train that's slowly moving versus a full blown. The train is moving. I gotta run and jump on. Right? That's number one. Number two, especially the guy who's dealing with injuries and stuff and trying to play through it a lot of. And if he's accustomed to being a starter. I told the story before about Grant Hill. You're used to warming up and then, let's go play basketball versus warming up and. All right, now have a seat.
Chris Cody
I mean, we're watching Anthony Edwards do it these first two games with, you know, the Wolves and Spurs.
Jeremy
One of the most freak athletes we've ever seen, though, right? Like, that's, that's not the body of Joel Embiid. Joel Embiid can't sit for 45 real minutes and then be like, all right,
Kelly
buddy, get back out there.
Dan Le Batard
And also Anthony Edwards last night, not quite as cool as he looked in game one. And so, like, I wouldn't point to that as like, oh, that's how you do it. I think ultimately it's like, yo, is the guy healthy? Or not. That's what it comes down to. And Joel Embiid, this is why, like, it's a fair criticism in terms of, like, I can't count on him, but I don't like when people turn it into, like, he doesn't want to play or he's soft or that. That's where it gets.
Chris Cody
He definitely wants.
Dan Le Batard
He wants to play. He wants to be out there. If he could, he would. And he's just dealing with a lot. The guy's just unlucky.
Jeremy
I mean, is it. Is it Nick Nurse saving him for later on in the series? Because when you take Joel out and
Kelly
he's like, all right, he can't play.
Jeremy
If it was game six or seven,
Chris Cody
he would have pushed it.
Jeremy
But, like, what's the other option?
Dan Le Batard
I mean, the other option, obviously, is. Is to play him in some sort of limited role to get. To slow down, to get these things going. But it's like, it's tough, man. Like, if the guy can't go. And again, he's dealing with two injuries. It's an ankle and a hip. This is besides the appendectomy that kept him out for the beginning of the playoffs, too.
Mike
Game seven, they were stretching out his, like, midsection.
Dan Le Batard
He said he was trolling. He claimed it was nothing. I was just doing that to troll them, but I don't know.
Mike
But he was, like, favoring.
Chris Cody
We're in the middle of game seven. He's like, how can I trick everyone?
Dan Le Batard
That's what he said. He said he was doing a bit.
Mike
He came out with an ice pack. He went into the locker room.
Dan Le Batard
He said he was doing a bit. I'm not saying I believe him. I'm just saying that that's how he explained what was going on there.
Mike
Game seven, famous stage for bits.
Dave
AJ Brown read a book. Book during.
Mike
What was it?
Dave
The title game. So I. It's not unheralded for guys to do bits in the middle of big games. I mean, though, as a thought experiment, off of what Zaz just brought up a more extreme version of bringing Embiid in for just certain quarters of games. What happens? Who's it tougher on? The Sixers, obviously their best player. You would think, nominally, or maybe not the adjustment of how you play with Embiid, with versus, without. In a way, I could see the Sixers feeling good during the game and then even after the game last night, because game three, to Zaza's point. Oh, now Embiid's going to be back. But it's such an Adjustment. It's almost like, you know, the Pittsburgh Pirates with Paul Skeens on the mound, and then you're playing the Pirates without Paul Skeens on the mound. It's two completely different approaches.
Dan Le Batard
I would say. Yes, except for the fact they have a lot of experience doing it.
Listener/Caller
Right.
Dan Le Batard
Over the last several years.
Dave
I'm saying. So is it easier on the Sixers? And then it's a different. The Knickerbockers are now in a tough spot. Like, well, now we don't know if Embiid, if we're gonna have to play this kind of game versus without him.
Chris Cody
Well, I think that's what happened last night. Right?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, it obviously changed a lot. And then also, the Knicks didn't have Mitchell Robinson. He was out sick. OG Anunoby might be hurt, too. So there's other things happening in this series. But to answer your question, Dave, the Celtics very loudly and famously proudly said, we don't have to make any adjustments. They. They did not factor in that Embiid would come back. And then he came back and they literally had zero answers. Oh, no. They had an answer. Let's start. Luca Garza, Baylor Shireman and Ron Harper Jr. In game seven. That was their answer. But, yeah. So it.
Chris Cody
Bad coach for.
Dan Le Batard
It's a bad coach for a team that is playing against the team that may or may not have its focal point.
Dave
But that's. But Right. So that kind of proves that point. It's the unforced error. The Celtics got got because they're like, well, we don't know what we're going to do with it. It got in their head and it ultimately cost them this year. You have said that repeatedly this week. And I think there's. It's a valid point. They adjusted their lineup unnecessarily because of Embiid's presence or absence.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I would say they adjusted their lineup stupidly, maybe not unnecessarily. And there was. I think there were different ways to go about it than what the way they went about it. But that was also in reaction to not adjusting for the prior two games where he was playing and getting better and eating them up. And they had no answers. So I think it can be difficult. But also because the Sixers have played a lot without Embiid, there is tape. We do know how they want to play. We know they want to play faster. We know they want to play. And Edgecombe. And then. But then here's. Here's the wild card, really. It's Paul George. Paul George if they had won that game last night, Paul George probably would have been man of the match, right? Because offensively he was incredible shooting from
Chris Cody
deep, good shot selection with 30 seconds.
Dan Le Batard
Well, that one. Other than that one play, all piece strikes again. Come on, like, get that medicine.
Chris Cody
Who was it?
Dave
That.
Chris Cody
Was it Edgecomb that was. Or who was yelling at him about the shots? One of the other players, like, what are you doing?
Dan Le Batard
I can't remember. It might have been Kelly Oubrey, but I don't remember.
Newscaster
But.
Dan Le Batard
But the other part was defensively, right when they had the foul trouble with Adam Bona, with Andre Drummond and Barlow is, bless his heart, but he's playing like 700 minutes in a row. He's getting tired. They put Paul George on Carl Anthony Towns, and that kind of really mucked up the Knicks offense a lot. Like, because what Towns had been able to do take advantage of was, if you're smaller than me, I'll post you up. If you're bigger than me, you try to close out. I can get past you and I can make plays. And Paul George is a pretty big dude, even though we don't think of him that way, but also, obviously an elite perimeter defender. So he did an amazing job. If it weren't for the fact that they lost that game, we'd be talking about Paul George today. And that's the one that's hard to game plan against because remember, he missed 25 games this year due to suspension for PED use.
Chris Cody
It's a blessing.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, it's an absolute. But it's the best thing that happened to the Sixers all year long.
Mike
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Dan Le Batard
Don LeBatard if Daniel Day Lewis did it, you'd be jerking off all over yourself.
Mike
Oh, come on. Yeah, I would be.
Greg
Aggressive Description.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, what is it? What is that? I'm just saying.
Mike
No, that's just saying what? That's me.
Amin
Daniel Day.
Mike
Yeah, I see that photo of Daniel Day Lewis looking like Lincoln before he's about to start filming Lincoln. And you know what I do Amin stugats. I jerk off all over myself. That's what I do.
Chris Cody
Lincoln, who you outed the other day,
Mike
don't make this a rejoin.
Chris Cody
This is the Dan Lebatar show with the stugats.
Jeremy
I mean, is that a note for Nick Marison defensively? All right, maybe what we can do to muckle the game and to force a different look on the Knicks is put Paul George on cat almost full time.
Dan Le Batard
I think the best thing is to just keep mixing it up and. And Nick Nurse is a genius at that like of throwing different defenses. He's done this in the past with Toronto, like where most teams have a base defense, like, hey, we're going to guard, pick and rolls high like this on a side like this, whatever. And Nick Nurse will have all these custom made defenses in a regular season setting. That usually doesn't happen. So if there's anyone in the league where I can think of like coming up with some shit on the fly, it's him. But I don't think it's like, hey, we're just going to guard you with this guy continuously.
Greg
With Paul George having this level of success, it gives me an idea. Should Kawhi Leonard or other players who need to limit themselves until the postseason purposefully take banned substances to get suspended? So instead of it being an issue with tanking games.
Amin
Not bad.
Greg
Or with sitting out, getting lost.
Jeremy
12 million bucks, though.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, so he's fine.
Chris Cody
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Le Batard
But, so there's a couple of things. Number one, yeah, like you lose your, your paychecks.
Greg
I have some whimsy, number one.
Dan Le Batard
Number two, and this is the big one here, right? Like Paul George could do that because he's legitimately like the third or fourth most important player on this team. Even though as we see, he's very talented.
Greg
Yeah, but those guys are missing games anyway.
Amin
Like, why not just give them a
Greg
run where they can learn how to do it? By the way, just in case you miss time in the playoffs. Just like the Sixers, Right. Like in Paul George's case, he is healthy right now, but who was to
Listener/Caller
say he would be?
Greg
So if Embiid, for example, had missed a 25 game run, but it was because of a suspension.
Mike
Jeremy, he might be healthy right now because of the banned substances too, and they, they help recover.
Dan Le Batard
Maybe that's not what he took. He took like, he took like some over the counter or whatever.
Greg
Some whimsy have whimsy.
Chris Cody
So I don't know if you guys saw this. The, the owner of the Milwaukee Bucks, Jimmy Haslam, right, who also owns the Cleveland Browns, he talked yesterday and I thought, I mean, I thought it was dead giveaway about what the Milwaukee Bucks plan is here with Giannis Antetokounmpo. Give this a listen.
Jimmy Haslam
I just think before the draft is a natural time, right, because you're going to, you know, if Giannis does play somewhere else, we ought to get a lot of assets and that's John's job to do it. If he's here, then you build the team differently. So I just want to stress though that our relationship with him, despite what is reported by certain ESPN riders, is very Positive.
Dan Le Batard
Is this a decision that keeps you up at night? It's a big one.
Jimmy Haslam
It's a big one, and you got to get it right. And John knows it and Wes knows it. And we didn't hold back with Taylor. We just said, listen, he may or may not be with us, so don't come because of that, because you want to be straight up.
Chris Cody
So this is now the second time that there's been a reference like this. The first one was, you know, that we. We will, you know, we're not going to lose Giannis for nothing, and we're going to offer him the max, and if he doesn't accept it, then we're going to trade him. That was said, what it was like a month and a half ago, something like that. And you don't normally hear someone speak that way about your star player. And now you have this where the owner is telling you there's going to be a resolution one way or another before. Before the draft, specifically because you want to get assets if you are going to trade the player. But if you want. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong here, if you want a resolution, the only resolution is trading him. Because even if you offer him this extension and he signs it, that's not a resolution. That doesn't stop anything. That doesn't stop Giannis from six months from now. I don't like what's happening here. I want to trade. Like, the only resolution that he's talking about is being out of the honest business. Wrong.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. I mean, I think he's trying to say all the right things. That's the problem. Everyone's trying to say the right thing. Giannis is trying to say the right thing. Jimmy Haslam, which is the first time I ever heard his voice, and I did not know that he had that thick of a twang. He's trying to say the right thing.
Mike
And can you imagine that guy asking a homeless person for advice on the quarterback?
Dan Le Batard
What would you do at quarterback? What?
Chris Cody
I mean, it's just. It's very clear that he's going to be traded before the deadline is the first time. Before the draft. Excuse me.
Jeremy
It's the first time we really hear anything like this.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Jeremy
On the heels of the Jaylen Brown conversation and stream, where it's like, could Jaylen Brown be had?
Dan Le Batard
And all.
Chris Cody
You're connecting dots.
Jeremy
Somebody in the. In the Milwaukee Bucks was like, all
Chris Cody
right, wait a second, hold up.
Dan Le Batard
That's my gimmick.
Jeremy
If. If he's. If he's available or he wants to get moved. We can make something happen here where we can send some picks here, we can take some picks from over there, we can get Jaylen Brown and not really lose as much face to the fans. Getting another All Star player in Milwaukee.
Chris Cody
Connecting dots.
Dave
I think that I, that makes a lot of sense. It's nice and clean. The thing that Amin and Nick Wright and everybody in here was talking about yesterday, that I think is. Is pretty intriguing, is another thought experiment is from the CE Celtics point of view, from the Bucks point of view, what makes sense. I, I mean, it really does, as you add it up. Jalen Brown with the. This is my favorite season ever. And all of that kind of talk, it does kind of indicate.
Amin
And even though they want to title,
Dave
people still say you're. You're doubling down at the same position. There's redundancy there. Maybe it does make better sense to pair Giannis with Jalen Brown or Jason Tatum, but what's the right answer there? I mean, if you're the general, if you're Brad Stevens, first of all, start from that point of view. Which way are you going? Are you trading Jason Tatum and getting Giannis to play with Jalen Brown? Indulge what Zaz is getting at here, that maybe you would trade for one of those two Celtics, which is the, the, the correct play here for both sides.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I would start with, obviously goes with health. What's Jayson Tatum looking like? Yes, I get it. He came back and he played and he missed the last game because of whatever. But, like, overall, what does my medical team say? He's on the road to recovery, he'll be fine. If that's what we're going with, then I think I'd go with Tatum for a couple reasons. Number one, Tatum, better perimeter shooter, better suited, basketball wise to fit alongside Giannis, who's very paint dominated. Right. Number two, also disposition wise. Again, what we've learned from Jaylen Brown is, hey, I really like being the number one banana, right? And Giannis might come in and say, hey, I'm just here to help. But the reality is he's such a dominant personality and dominant basketball force, it's almost impossible to marginalize him in, you know, in favor of someone playing on the perimeter. So maybe personality fit, desire fit. Tatum also beats over there. And then number three is, even if I know that Tatum is fine, the trade market might be like, wait a second. This guy's come back from an Achilles. He missed games in the playoffs. I'm not trying to give up market value for that guy, even though there's a good chance in six months he'll be fine. Brown is the guy who's coming off of a career year. Brown is a guy who's healthy. Brown is the guy who's probably at this stage right now is going to net the biggest hole. Because as I think Tony was talking about yesterday, the reality is it probably won't be Brown to Milwaukee. It'll be Brown somewhere else. Milwaukee gets a bunch of young players and picks and gets to start over.
Mike
Atlanta makes so much sense.
Dan Le Batard
Yep.
Chris Cody
Why do you say Brown wouldn't go to Milwaukee? Because, like, it wouldn't make sense. Because Milwaukee's trying to rebuild or because Jalen Brown be like, I don't want to go here.
Dan Le Batard
Let me put it this way. Look at the Milwaukee Bucks, right as is. Now give them Giannis Antonokounmpo. What were they, a 500 team?
Chris Cody
Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
Dan Le Batard
Right. So now give them Jalen Brown, who I think we can all agree career year or not, not as good as Giannis Antonokoun.
Dave
Right. I feel like just from a marketing standpoint, that'd be like, we gave away this guy who felt like the best player in the league, or in fact was the best player in the league. Jalen Brown. Great. I feel underwhelmed, but I'm a Bucks fan. If it broke that way, it would
Dan Le Batard
be the best player that they could get back in any one of these respective deals. But having said that, like, it probably come with picks, it wouldn't be just one for one.
Tony
But compared to Giannis, I agree with Dave.
Dan Le Batard
Sure. No, absolutely everyone does. But again, if you're saying Giannis is gone and they went from, I guess, Tyler Hero and three picks to wait, we got Jalen Brown and a couple of picks.
Jeremy
It's a huge win for them.
Dan Le Batard
That's a huge win for Milwaukee. Having said that, realistically, that does not move the needle for where they are as a franchise as far as winning
Greg
and losing might just make them a middling team still.
Chris Cody
Right.
Greg
If you are them, like, I don't know if it was someone in here who brought it up yesterday, but the idea of getting Jalen Brown to Atlanta and getting a top pick back and potentially other young pieces and future picks so that you can bottom out, that might be the way to go about it. So that that way you're working Atlanta into being a better team. You can hit bottom at a time where you don't have your star rather than acquiring another one. But from a ticket sales perspective. And from a competitive standpoint, bringing in Jayle and being able to build around whatever he is is obviously a better starting point than the unknown.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. I mean, put differently, if you look at their roster, who do you have to be optimistic about? Like that guy.
Chris Cody
Milwaukee.
Dan Le Batard
Milwaukee. That guy could really become something one day.
Chris Cody
The Rollins kid, right? Like, that's.
Dan Le Batard
It looks like he's going to be a decent NBA player. That's what he looks like.
Mike
And the clip that we just played of Jimmy Haslam sounded like somebody that wanted to asset, build.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Mike
Not. Not. Let's. Let's just replace Giannis with Jalen Brown.
Dave
I hear what you're saying, Amit, about, like, you must understand, you must live in the world as it exists, not the one you want. And so if you're a Bucks fan, you wish it would work out with Giannis, but it feels like it's not going to. That said, it's terrible to trade a generational talent. You know, I keep talking about it this week and off of the comments of the Edmonton Oilers as they lose this series and their two stars, Connor McJesus and Leon Draisaitla. So it feels like that's tracking in the wrong direction, too. The obstacle is if you're on Edmonton's side or even if you're just an objective hockey fan. Like, we can't trade. Can't trade that guy. Can't trade the. One of the five best players in history.
Amin
Except that the Edmonton Oilers already traded
Dave
the alleged best player of all time in Wayne Gretzky. You guys in Miami love your stars. You go and get Messi, even though he's past his prime. You have LeBron, and I suspect that that is the reason you have a lot of the conflicting emotions you have. He came here in his prime and delivered you guys some titles, but then he bailed on you guys. It's.
Amin
It.
Dave
It's interesting letting the guy. He's in your house and you're. And. And you're letting him go, Will. In fact, you're giving him. You're paying his taxi fare to leave. It's a weird move.
Greg
Sounds like what Chris is willing to do with his wife.
Mike
The other night I was staying in. At least that was a plan. Then the text from my buddy, Eagle Eye comes in. Mike, we've got the games on. I say, yeah. I grab a pack of Miller Lite, and immediately my plan's gone. Now it's playoff basketball. Every possession feels huge. Baseball's on another screen, and I somehow care about that, too. Everybody's got takes flying. Nobody's watching just one thing, and we're all way more into it than we ever expected. It was one of those nights that you take a sip, you look around and you think, yeah, this was the right move. That's why I reached for Miller Lite. It's clean, refreshing, easy to drink, brewed for taste with simple ingredients, just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. The original light beer since 1975. And it still hits different cheers to legendary moments with Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to millerlight.com dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Co. Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories, 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
Episode: Do The Philadelphia 76ers Have ANY Chance Without Joel Embiid? | Local Hour
Date: May 7, 2026
In this “Local Hour” from downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the Shipping Container crew blend sports talk with their signature brand of chaos. The main theme orbits the Philadelphia 76ers' chances in the NBA playoffs without Joel Embiid, but true to form, the episode sprawls into dream analysis, recurring gags about Chris Cody’s wife’s twin, and musings on Giannis Antetokounmpo’s future. The crew takes frequent detours, but always circles back to the pressing NBA questions: Can the Sixers survive without Embiid? What will the Bucks do with Giannis? And does it ever make sense to play your star only in crunch time?
True to the show’s style, the overall tone is irreverent and loose, with as many digressions into absurdity and inside jokes as pointed NBA insight. The crew is candid, self-deprecating, and never too far from going completely off the rails—yet they produce sharp sports conversations beneath the comedy.
For listeners seeking direct, analytical basketball coverage, the episode does provide a detailed, multi-segment breakdown of the Embiid-Sixers scenario, but it’s couched in the signature chaos and camaraderie of the show. If you want a local Miami flavor, candid NBA talk, and a blend of sports and comedy, this episode is quintessential Dan Le Batard and friends. The Sixers probably don’t have enough without Embiid; the Bucks are almost certainly preparing to trade Giannis if there’s no extension; and, above all, everyone in the studio is more likely to remember their dreams—or at least make them up as they go.
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